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something that is really bizarre to me is how people actually LIKE. llorumi. like how like how LIKE HOW????
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fandom#ninjago masters of spinjitzu#lloyd garmadon#lloyd montgomery garmadon#harumi ninjago#ninjago harumi#harumi garmadon#i just cant fathom how people actually like it????#its SO toxic#how do people not realize that#before you mentioned…… crystallized 🤢 harumi barely had a redemption arc she just realized she was fighting the wrong person#like the dumbass she is#shes also LITERALLY INSANE?
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it's genuinely SUCH a choice for vex to be like ok hear me out. what if we keep having emotionally charged conversations where we confess our deepest fears and longings and also pork each other about it...but ok here's the thing, here's the thing: we CALL IT friends with benefits so no one really gets attached enough to be hurt! it's foolproof! and percy's like that doesn't sound right but i don't know enough about healthy relationships to dispute it
#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#perc'ahlia#vex'ahlia#like i'm never gonna rock with ACTUAL fwb percahlia like i see in some fanfics but this is vex being a grade A dumbass so it's funny#she's gonna get hit over the head with a 2x4 courtesy of anna 'walking cringe compilation' ripley#which like that's just embarrassing. due to the cringe compilation#-ira wendigoth voice- girl.
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07.28.24 Good Choices, Only ⛓️
#slay the princess#STP The Prisoner#stp the long quiet#Voice of the Skeptic#stp the princess#stp spoilers#fan art#I know canonically she never gets near you or looks at you after this#but you just KNOW she was just think ‘jfc this dumbass’#Skeptic over here like 'how could i do this to ME?'
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Pardon me but can we get a full body drawing of Swap Pomni? She looks so cute!
You're totally right, she is cute
#phew#took me a while to think about how caine should look like#i got this idea#but nothing definitive yet#also bubble is still bubble because bubble is bubble#he's a precious boy#he stays the way he is#my art#tadc swap au#swap au#tadc au#swap ragatha#swap caine#swap pomni#swap sun#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc caine#tadc ragatha#tadc sun#tadc bubble#buttonblossom#ragapom#chokes you affectionately#jk#not affectionate at all ragatha would actually choke her unconscious if possible#pomni is just oblivious...#cause she's a dumbass AI
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i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...
#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel#boombox serenade lets GO!!!#in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off)#and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright'#then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station#scribble salad#laughingstock#welcome home#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT#so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings.#he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker#so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses#howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that'#yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle#so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried#and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him#& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf#also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press#so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That-#barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat#a good ol bitch n' stitch night#and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks)#only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf!#bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation#aaaaand THATS the context <3
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whenever i rewatch criminal minds episodes i'm always reminded that emily is actually crazy good at her job
today i was rewatching seven seconds (best cm episode ever btw nothing will ever top seven seconds) and if you look at emily's face when the uncle was explaining that maybe katie was just playing dress-up you can see in her eyes how she put the pieces together in her head that there was something going on and that the uncle may have done something to katie
it's even more obvious when you watch the clip like you see the moment when it clicks for her but she couldn't say anything unless she had proof of it
and i have to admire paget's acting here too because she was just so good at the subtle changes with just her eyes and body language she was just too good in this ep this was HER ep
i still get chills thinking about the scene where she was getting the aunt to confess what she did to katie and goes "you have robbed katie of her childhood, are you going to steal the rest of her life from her as well?" with so much fury and passion my god she is excellent
#“emily prentiss carried seven seconds on her back” i yell and the crowd says “YEAH”#i like to call emily as one of the resident bau dumbasses but she is actually really REALLY smart#on top of that she graduated from yale and she can speak like idk six languages and can probably read/understand more than that#also i love how in early cm seasons they made it a point to show how she's the go-to in cases involving children#i wish in the next season they would bring back child advocacy and polyglot emily elizabeth prentiss#like we already know she's good at politics she was groomed to be good at it so can we see her as a specialised profiler again please#emily prentiss#criminal minds
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I had a very odd dream where a train (or bus?) I was on got yanked into another world. While my dream had nothing to do with SVSSS, it did have my waking self thinking about how hilarious and/or horrifying such a thing could be as an AU.
Imagine Shen Yuan riding the subway, train or bus one day, when something happens and his whole car gets yanked into the world of PIDW. Nobody else in the car knows anything about PIDW, so Shen Yuan finds himself with the self imposed task of keeping this eccentric group of strangers alive in a weird world full of demons, monsters, and aphrodisiac plants.
The group’s first assumption would probably be that they’re still on modern earth, and just got teleported somewhere. Their second assumption, if they come across common folk, might be they somehow ended up in the past.
Then they run into some monster, or people riding on swords with specific uniforms, or a commoner mentions a name or event only Shen Yuan recognizes. The rest of the party debates what sort of Xianxia or Wuxia world they’ve ended up in, while poor Shen Yuan sweats bullets. He knows exactly what world they are in, and they are so screwed.
I have this image of poor beleaguered nerd Shen Yuan successfully protecting and leading this group of primary school kids, their cute teacher, and a handful of grannies and grandpas, while all the other adults and older teens keep wandering off and getting themselves in trouble.
#Shen Yuan#SY#Scum Villian’s Self Saving System#SVSSS#SVSSS Idea#Story Idea#* Shen Yuan assumes the cute primary school teacher will end up part of the harem#* He is completely oblivious to the fact she’s crushing on him- as are the group’s young male dumbasses eventually#* Yes I do think women can crush on Shen Yuan too- and he wouldn’t notice that either#* All the kids adopt him as their gege- and the grannies and grandpas as their grandson- a whole platonic harem#* Luo Binghe crosses their path eventually and promptly starts crushing on Shen Yuan too- NOT the cute female teacher#* Not sure what part of the plot they interrupt as any option could be funny#* Binghe escaping the Abyss to get adopted by a clan of modern weirdos#* Late stage Bingge abandoning his harem to play host to Shen Yuan and company#* Disciple Binghe somehow getting collected while on a night hunt- and Shen Yuan stealing a proper manual for him#* Every option is a delight!#* Oh yeah- Shen Yuan knows all the top secret artifacts- monster parts- etc. so he probably grows himself some meridians#* He’s starting cultivation so late there’s no way he’ll reach beyond maybe foundation establishment- but that’s fine#* Unless he dual cultivates with a heavenly demon of course- but like that’ll happen 😉
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once i was in a creative writing class in college, and in a bit of humor i wrote the line:
"Um," I said, eloquently.
And my teacher was so adamant that I had to remove it because "um is not an eloquent word, so it makes no sense" and i was like my brother in christ it's called Irony
#she was so so adamant about it like.#ma'am.#specifically i did it that way because i wanted to express the fact that the character felt particularly foolish#like their brain being all like 'oh nice job what an eloquent way of putting it dumbass'#but without writing all that out ya know.#but no it was 'wrong' and it had to be removed :/#creative writing courses have never done a damn thing for me tbh#i know there has got to be a better way to teach it so that it doesn't quash someone's creativity#but i have yet to find one that does so#people are so weird about writing as an art compared to other visual arts :/#lulu talks
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HSY: *feral screaming and cursing*
DKOS: I said I was sorry.
HSY: *feral screaming and cursing INTENSIVES*
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[ID: Animated Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart. Kim Dokja is in Demon King form, and he's much bigger than Han Sooyoung, who's comparatively tiny and is clinging to his nose and face while furiously yelling and thrashing around as Kim Dokja nervously tries to appease her. End ID]
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
#dietmimo doodles#DietMiMo animates#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omniscient reader#orv#HSY is a tiny ball of fury and will not be stopped#sorry kitty cat but this ain’t the last time this dumbass does dumbass things#also this is how big I imagine DKOS to be#KDJ: I get that you are angry but can you not move so much I might drop you#HSY: DONT YOU VHAMGE THE SUBJECT IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YOU JERK#this is def ooc because h/c while Hsy COULD beat KDJ she’s too much of a softy to do it#but that don’t mean he wouldn’t want to smack him#all of kimcom would want to smack him#I want to smack him#stupid dokja why you like this#can’t wait for the angst tho EVICT HIM FROM THE SCENARIO LETS GOOOOOOO#orv spoilers#described by princess-of-purple-prose
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JUST GUYS BEIN' DOODS
redraw of the meme under the cut
original by @knightmarebug
#knight rider#kr#michael knight#kitt#knight industries two thousand#bonnie barstow#mk2000#art#shitpost#doodles#having gasoline in a glass one foot away from a flame is a really good idea michael. your brain damage is showing#those bars were just so if i posted it to insta it wouldnt crop but then i thought it looked hilariously cinematic and left them for here#im very charmed by all kitt's alternate scanner patterns. i wish they were used a little more in the show but iirc the one car they rigged#to do that broke in like season 2 or 3 and they couldn't fix it. so they had to go without u _ u#but big emotions means big lights. to me. so he's happy about the date :) the whole bar lights up#he did that Once when he was scared for his life and i did not stop thinking about it. big feels is big lights#anyway i dont know what michael expected to happen; he's in the foundation's public garage. idiot dumbass#bonnie should get chessboard earrings she deserves them#''i hate drawing cars'' - keeps entering car fandoms. keeps drawing cars.
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I do NOT trust Luz Noceda haters. Some of y'all looked at this neurodivergent, teen girl and claimed she was a bad character?? and a mary sue??? LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE 💔
#the owl house#toh#luz noceda#i love luz with my whole heart#SHE'S FLAWED AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES A GOOD CHARACTER#but some of y'all take her negative traits and try to paint her as a horrible person#NEVER FORGETTING THAT ONE PERSON WHO LIKE#said once that apparently Luz didn't learn about BI's culture or something???#and that she was trying to enforce her own beliefs about an ideal fantasy world#OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT#worst dumbass take
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sleepy harrow
#edit: people keep saying she’s too flat for a binder which is true#but what you need to understand about harrow is she’s drawn to dumbass self care decisions like a moth to a flame#this is a modern au if she can’t pass out in a haunted basement by god she WILL sleep in a binder she doesn’t need to be wearing anyway#also i think of it as an irl exoskeleton equivalent#she did NOT need to be doing all that with the bones either but she did it for the flair and to feel safe in her body#harrowhark nonagesimus#the locked tomb#art#fanart#digital art#sketch
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If My Body Could Speak, Blythe Baird | The Godfather, Mario Puzo | My Father's House, Sylvia Fraser | To The Daughter Who Secretly Longs For Her Mother’s Affection, Lynne Shako | Storms from Jupiter, Wanda Deglane | DO NOT REPLY, @filmnoirsbian
#connie corleone#carmela corleone#the godfather#web weaving#this is...quite negative towards carmela i guess#so i just want to make it clear that i actually really love her as a character and i actually can understand how she became who she was#she was a woman born in the late 19th century raised not just in a patriarchal society but a CATHOLIC patriarchal society#who therefore grew up learning that she was primarly defined by her relationship to her husband and her capacity to be a 'good wife'#so i totally understand why she would take some type of sick pride in knowing that her husband never 'had' to hit her#but like...that entire part of the book was legit hard to read and Carmela was really not that much better than Vito there#so it's kinda hard for me not side eyed the shit out of her when she blame Connie for being a neglectful mom#like geez Carmela I wonder why your daugther might be struggling I'm sure it has nothing to do with anything you did or refused to do...#i'll say that she did end up being concerned for Connie and trying to help so she definitely deserves some points here#unlike Vito's dumbass who was just like 'it really hurts me to know that my daughter is being hit all the time but i can't do anything :('#'I'll tell her it's all her fault and that she deserves to be hit that will surely help somehow'#Vito really spent the entirety of this book being like 'nothing and I mean NOTHING matters more than blood (conditions very much applies)'#domestic violence mention
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a little while later...
Anyway yeah, I saw that some OC admins gave their babies different uniform designs and I thought that it's my turn to say fuck you to the limited and frankly not aesthetic enough fashion items in game and just put matters into my own hands.
Also, yes, Sunny now has an additional mole under her right eye. Thank you for noticing <3 Lemme know what you guys think of my redesign!
#That ticks off Mr. Saguaro off the list of teachers i wanna draw#he's a bit difficult with expressions because of the handlebar mustache but I'll learn!#also I feel like atticus and sunny would get along super well because she loves fashion and he makes clothes#theyd totally be besties if arven isnt trying to hog that position along with Nemona and Penny#pokemon#pokemon scarlet#pokemon sv#pokemon scarlet oc#pokemon scarlet sunny#pokemon oc#pokemon atticus#atticus#pokemon nemona#nemona#pokemon saguaro#saguaro#professor saguaro#also jesus i could have just posted a normal updated sheet but NOOO i have to make a fucking comic because im a dumbass
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The girls are plottinggggg
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wen chao#wang lingjiao#Realizing she was supposed to have an upper lip mole was a cold slap in the face. So sorry ma'am. I won't forget again.#They are evil dumbass 4 evil dumbass and I think we are all missing out on the sheer potential of the comedy between these two.#They have way too much power and are using it for the wrong reasons - which makes them truly great villains.#And when things don't go their way they become piles of whining sludge.#Wang Lingjiao is forever fascinating to me even though we only get crumbs about her.#She's a servant girl who's greatest asset is her beauty and her attractiveness.#Meaning she's had a life being in the gaze of people with significant positions of power over her.#I can't help but read her childishness and petty tantrums as someone who has finally been given the chance to not feel powerless.#If she was a more virtuous type we might 'like' her more but honestly...I don't think she would have survived to this point.#WLJ has only known power hierarchies her whole life. Probably accused of seduction before she even understood what that meant.#I love contrasting her with mianmian because they have similar(ish) backgrounds but different approaches to moving forwards#But WLJ's story is about flying too close to the sun and mianmian's is about going too close to the water.#Like the sea mist dragging her down into complacency - all the sect powerplays are mandatory to 'go along with' if she wants to climb-#-the social ladder. Yet she is the cautionary tale (and a foil to JGY as well) she leaves before sacrificing her own morals.#Mianmian flies away with her wings only slightly plucked while those who sacrificed everything to reach for the top crash and burn.
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Filter girl dan just looks like an average white girl 😭
leave her alone!!
(image credit @tetrapaec)
#audio on#i mean honestly. this may be true i concede 😭 but she's doing things to me idc#the doe eyes+freckles combo is crazy for me i would be so fucking nervous to talk to her#phan#dan and phil#dnp#it would be so much easier to make dumbass edits like this if i would just cave and install tiktok dkhslgjlkfgj
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