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I'm so worried. I'm so worried. Everything I see looks like "oh yeah Mr peanutbutter is such a bad person on season 5-6" "Mr peanutbutter? Yeah that jackass is as bad as Bojack" AND IM. WORRIED. I DO NOT WANT HIM TO BE A BAD PERSON. IM STARTING. TO FEEL. LIKE I RELATE TO HIM. WHAT IS THISSS
#HELPPPP#im just so AHAJSHSJSJJD#like bro wanted a nice relationship and was overcompensating so that it didnt end up like the other ones#he was trying to be a good husband overall#but he just doesnt think about what consequences his actions have#see >> being a governor#BUT HE STILL AT HIS CORE WANTS TO BE WITH SOMEONE ALL THE WAY#HIS SOMEONE WAS DIANE#AND IM NOT MAD AT HER SHE HAS ALL THE RIGHTS TO BE MAD AT HIM#but i just😭😭😭#they are so i bet on losing dogs#i know theyre losing and ill pay for my place#by the ring#like thats their marriage#BUT STILL IT HURTS SO BADDD#ITS LIKE#DIANE IS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE OTHER KNOW THAT SHE LOVES THEM#BUT MR PEANUTBUTTER IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT IF HE DOESNT KNOW THAT YOU LOVE HIM HE TRIES TO DO MORE THAN WHATS ENOUGH#SO THAT HE CAN MAKE SURE THE LOVE IS STILL THERE#HE TRIES TO FILL BOTH ENDS#BUT WITH DIANE THIS DOESN'T WORK#BECAUSE THATS JUST HOW SHE IS SHE DOESN'T FEEL LOVE WHEN THERE ARE BIG ACTS#SHE FEELS LIKE THEY ARE HOLLOW AND FOR SHOW#BUT FOR MR PEANUTBUTTER?? THATS HIS MOST PURE DEFINITION OF LOVE#AND BECAUSE HE FEELS THAT IT ISNT BEING APPRECIATED HE FEELS LIKE THAT LOVE FROM DIANE ISNT THERE AT ALL#BUT THEY ARE BOTH TRYIN!!!!#i mean#were#ITS JUST THAT ONE END WAS OVERWHELMED AND THE OTHER END WAS UNDERWHELMED
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when payneland eventually gets together i fully believe they date for one week and then send out the wedding invitations
#like they are CONSTANTLY talking about how they have forever together and how they want to be together for the rest of time#i know charles would suddenly go ‘lets get married’ and edwin would be like ‘oh yeah thats legal now well off we pop’#cause that man can never say no to charles#and he never wants to anyway#seriously though i think everyone else would view it as such a big deal#but the boys would just see it as a piece of paper proving how they’ve felt about eachother since they MET#yes charles frames their marriage certificate and puts it behind the desk#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detective agency#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#payneland
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i never posted this lol
#i wish we got just a little more time before kanaya met rose like she needed to go on a quest for love a soulsearch#not for any deep character fleshing out reasons but because it would be funnie#laying down the schmooves on rose Hey Girl “What?” Um#egg art#homestuck#kanaya maryam#sollux captor#karkat vantas#kanayas isnt really about. the abstract beauty and nuances with courting#but thats ok her peculiar woman swag will carry her to marriage in the future
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"i could kill you right now if i wanted" "mmhmm"
edit: thanks @maileesque for id, it is in alt text
#zukka#blee arts#thats just what their marriage is like#i feel like its been forever since i drew them
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id render YOU in any universe
aus in order from top left to bottom right: we have always lived in the apartment by quinn @thatneoncrisis | harrow nova | gehenna the first also by quinn | arranged marriage au | canon
#quinn owns like half these aus we split custody often#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#griddlehark#dudele#harrow nova#gehenna the first#we have always lived in the apartment#two weddings and a funeral#<=== thats the name of the arranged marriage au. i have info on it but its not organized yet enough to share sorry#tlt
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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Mac McDonald - "Gay"
#iasip#mac mcdonald#gay mac rules#oc#sorry for the indigo readability i spent like an hour and thats the best shade i could get#annoyed there was no s16 direct gay mention#gay ass season but no 'gay' lol#eps in order for you ->#Mac's Banging the Waitress#Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom#The Gang Sells Out#Mac Fights Gay Marriage#Mac Day#Asskickers United#The Gang Goes to Hell#x2#Hero or Hate Crime#The Gang Tends Bar#The Gang Gets New Wheels#The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem#The Gang Gets Romantic#The Gang Texts#The Gang's Still in Ireland#Mac Finds His Pride
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lowkey i feel like the aro community focuses a lot of effort on trying to change people's opinions on us without wanting to actually do anything about the societal structures that prioritize romance and nuclear families
#so much focus on ''how dare they say love is what makes us human''#and nowhere near enough on ''(perpetually) single people are barred from receiving xyz legal benefits of marriage''#''never wanting a partnership makes it very difficult to do things like have a family or own a house''#yknow#pumping this one out at 2:30am sans editing so we'll see how that goes lol#aromantic#aro#amatonormativity#o.#to be clear i also disagree with the 'love makes us human' mentality btw. thats not my point
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imagine the chaos of a no66 au when anakin discovers the entire shadow lineage is getting married and quinlan has a kid
#star wars#legends stuff#korto vos#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#quinlan vos#anakin is freaking out about whats going to happen to him and how hes supposed to explain the secret marriage#and then tholme is like 'thats great skywalker. now is the 16th free bc i need to book the venue by tomorrow'#also so funny how it's the shatterpoint lineage the shadow lineage and the... disaster lineage
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mobillace deluxe pack
#wallace just likes an autistic fuck who can infodump him about his knowledge#thats the secret of a happy marriage#teethbrushing hands free doesnt seem that impressive tho#my art#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgrim#mobillace#wallace wells#mobile scott pilgrim
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They actually took the BEST male love interest in all of the Bridgerton universe and made him into a woman destroying both his and Francesca's characters and arcs going forward.... Like I'm sorry but the gender roles Michael and Francesca have are integral to their story... The infertility, Michael inheriting all of John's estate and title....and the guilt that comes with it. They even give him John's old clothes to wear
#michael stirling#do they not realise the fucking money they lost by ommiting THE merry rake Michael Stirling#he coveted John's wife he could never do that#he got everything he never wanted from his cousin except his wife!!!!#anti bridgerton#i guess?#anyway cant wait to be called a homophobe because im sad my favorite book in the series got butchered#bridgerton#franchael#masali is stunning but essentially the only similar thing to the book now will be that john dies#thats it.#like is Francesca going to have John's baby after he dies? because Francesca would never even consider marriage or find love again if she#had a child already#that's why she choses to go to the marriage mart again!!! thats the angst!!!#Michael knowjing as her closest male relative through marriage#he has to give her away! he will lose her again when he never even had her!#and he's too guilty to let his feelings out
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afternoon spent in each others company
#thats a promise ring on voxs hand btw . their marriage rings are on their hands too hehe#and yes i did say i wouldnt be posting my sketches/not really finished art but i really liked the lighting in this one#ill find a style i like eventually#🌗 art tag#hazbin hotel#radiostatic#hazbin vox#vox hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor
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Please let Astarion meet Tav's family and have a younger sibling like 6 be like im gonna marry the prince points at Astarion.
Tav : Sorry, im married to the prince
NO IM GONNA MARRY THE PRINCE
That's so fucking cute kill me. But I just realized AFTER I finished it I read this wrong 😭😭 I read it as "marry" instead of "married" so whoops now it's an asking for your hand in marriage fic.
Also, I'm going to make this a weird little, unofficial, alternate reality, off shoot of this fic to explain away why Astarion can be in the sun without ascending because I am ~lazy~
Quick summary if you didn't read it, Tav serves Selune, gets a blessing for all the good work, and uses it to cure the anti-light issue of the vampirism (but not all of it). It's not a literal extension of that fic but I'm stealing my own plot explanations. That's it! Now here we go:
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Astarion wasn't nervous per se. He was just... on edge. And the two-week journey it took to get here wasn't helping things, not when it gave him so much time to ruminate in his thoughts. He never expected to be in the position of "meeting the family," let alone in anticipation for asking for someone's hand in marriage.
Astarion wasn't even quite sure how his life got here. He had always fantasized that a life without Cazador would be one of selfish hedonism, not one where he would be legitimately concerned about a damn six year old sibling's first impression of him.
But then you came along, effortlessly shattering all of his grandiose plans with a batt of your eyelashes. Perhaps the entire journey of falling in love was more complicated, but it felt like it was that simple. In hindsight, he never stood a chance against you, but it was hilarious that there was a time he ever thought he did.
All of his prior dreams and fantasies felt like nothing in comparison to just being with you. It had been a year since you both saved the Sword Coast, a beautiful, fantastic year. That had ended with him somehow more in love with you now than when he first confessed. Selune's blessing had certainly helped with that he was sure. He still couldn't quite believe that you would use a god's blessing on him of all people, but gods, was he appreciative. Because being able to walk in the sun again meant that he could live the life he wanted, with no restrictions. He could be the partner you deserved, the kind that a father would happily say yes to when asking for your hand.
Which brought him back to his current dilemma. Perhaps he hadn't seen any of your family members in the time you'd been together, but he had heard plenty. You loved them all to death, especially your little sister. You wrote to them constantly, the mere sight of a letter from your parents enough to put you in a great mood for the rest of the day. He was aware that your mother was supposedly a saint, a fact that your own father had instilled in you often. He knew that they had a wonderful, loving marriage and were both higher ups in the Church of Selune. A fact that Astarion didn't particularly enjoy.
As grateful to the moon goddess as he was, he was aware that you were an expectation to the very normal belief that vampires were bad. And that marrying one was one of the stupidest things you could ever do from an average person's perspective, let alone a Selunite.
Why you hadn't done the smart thing and lied about what he was, Astarion would never know. But he did know that the thought of their rejection over his admittedly sordid history was putting him in a tailspin.
"They're going to love you," You said for the hundredth time, giving his hand a squeeze as you led him up the steps to your childhood home, "You have nothing to worry about sweetheart. I promise."
Astarion highly doubted that, but you were already knocking on the front door before he had a chance to argue. The door instantly slammed open, a beaming child already launching themselves at you before Astarion could process what was happening.
But you were more prepared them he was. You effortlessly caught them in your arms, laughing at their excited shouting, "Titi! You're late!"
So this was the famous Arabeth.
"No, I'm not!" You laughed as you settled her on your hip, "And what happened to my little girl's manners huh? You haven't even introduced yourself yet."
The child glanced over at him, like she was just realizing for the first time that someone else was standing over there. She looked a little shocked at the sight of him, staring at him with wide eyes. Wide enough for Astarion to start to wonder if something was on his face.
He gave her a little wave only for her to bury her face into your shoulder, peeking out at him with her lips pursed. Which was not the best start to the whole making his darling's family actually like him plan.
"Well, as you've probably guessed this is Arabeth. She's just a little shy," You reassured as you stepped inside, muttering a quick invitation inside under your breath. He appreciated that, he didn't need the whole house to be reminded of his... limitations.
"But she'll get over it soon enough," You continued as you called into the house, "Mom? Dad? We're here!"
And just like that they were rushing into the room, acting just as excited as your sister had been. Your mother wasted no time in smothering your face with kisses while your father swept you up into a hug. It was a rather impressive display of coordination, considering how they hadn't managed to knock you and your sister to the floor in the process. Astarion was pretty sure they were both saying something along the lines of We missed you! But it was hard to tell with all of you so tangled up in each other.
It was heartwarming to see, in all honestly. Of course such a loving person would come from an equally loving family, what else would he expect?
Though he certainly hadn't been expecting for your mother to throw her arms around him next. She brought him into a tight hug before looking him up and down, "So you're Astarion huh?"
She turned back to you, grinning ear to ear with her hands set on Astarion's shoulders, "He's so handsome! Selune help us, do you remember the last boy you brought home? He had a nose the length of my arm-"
"And that's enough of that," You said with a strained laugh, pulling your eccentric mother back a few inches, "And we've talked about the impromptu hugs. What happened to asking for permission?"
"Sorry, sorry!" She said with a wave of her hand, "Let me try again. I'm Seliras, and this is my husband-"
"Marcoul," Your father interrupted, putting his hand out for Astarion to shake, "It's been awhile since we've met a boyfriend."
"He's a little more than that," You said with a sigh as everyone exchanged pleasantries.
"We'll be the judge of that," Marcoul said with a sharp but friendly grin, the grip he had on Astarion's hand briefly tightening before he let go, "From what we've heard, you're quite the character aren't you?"
Ah, so the interrogating was starting early then. It was nothing that Astarion hadn't expected. Besides, turning up the charm was his strong suit, even when he was uncharacteristically nervous.
Astarion smiled back at him, "You've heard right. And I'm more than happy to answer any questions you might have."
"Oh gods please don't say that," You groaned, but it was too late. Your parents were already leading him to sit, rapid-fire questions coming out of their mouth.
Where are you from? How did you meet? Are you serious about our Tav? What's your religion? Where's your family? What are your plans?
But Astarion answered them all, with only mild censorship for the child's sake. The child who suddenly couldn't stop staring at him. It wasn't exactly easy to sell himself as a future husband when he was a vampiric ex-slave, but he made do.
It was an overwhelming experience to say the least, but not necessarily an unpleasant one. That was one good thing about trying to marry into a family of zealots, it was a lot easier to convince them of your virtue when you received a personal blessing from their goddess.
By the end of the night, they were all throughly appeased, enough so to get off the topic of him for a moment.
"You look a little young to have a thirty-year old child," Astarion said to your mother. He was actively trying to compliment her for obvious reasons, but he was also genuinely curious. She barely looked a day over 40.
"Oh we breed young," She said with a laugh, "We had Tav in our teenage years. Arabeth came much, much later. Our favorite little surprise. Gods, I can't think of a single person in our family who didn't have kids young. Our little Tav is the only exception to the rule."
"But maybe not for much longer, huh?" Marcoul added with a grin, yelping when you lightly smacked him over the head for the comment.
"Do not start the kid talk again!" You hissed out, cheeks red, "We've talked about this!"
Astarion couldn't help but grin at your reaction, charmed by your embarrassment. Though... the idea of the two of you having children together sure was an interesting thought.
Astarion felt a tug on his sleeve while you were distracted arguing with your parents. He turned, smiling when he saw your little sister standing there, still staring at him with wide-eyes.
She took a deep breath before blurting out, "You look like a prince. Are you?"
"Not exactly," Astarion said with a small laugh. That couldn't be further from the truth, "There's no blue blood in my veins."
She frowned, cocking her head at him like he wasn't making any sense. But then an idea obviously struck her as she excitedly asked, "But if you married a princess, then you'd become a prince too. Right?"
"I suppose?" Astarion answered with a shrug.
"So if I become a princess, and I marry you, then you'll be a prince?"
This conversation was quickly becoming out of his depth. But luckily enough for him you were swooping in to save him.
You laughed at her question, turning your attention back to the two of them, "No offense Bethy, but I'm going to be the one marrying this particular prince."
But Arabeth wasn't having it. She crossed her arms, looking at you like she was the one talking to a child, "You can't. Because if I don't marry him, he won't be a prince. So there. I have to do it."
She looked so serious, her facial expressions incredibly similar to your own. Astarion was holding back a loud laugh as you tried and failed to reason with her, "I can marry him without the royal status-"
"No! I'm marrying the prince!"
Your parents were doing a much worse job at hiding their reactions, both of them opening giggling behind their hands as you came up with a compromise.
"Okay, okay," You said with a sigh, kneeling down to look the small girl in the eye, "How about this? I marry him first. But only until you become a princess. Then he's all yours. Sound fair?"
She thought about it for a moment before nodding to herself, "Sounds fair."
Well Astarion wasn't going to get a better set-up then that. He turned to your father, his nerves coming back for a brief appearance, "I'm assuming now might be a good time to ask what I came here to ask. Though I do promise I only intending on asking for one of your children's hand in marriage."
Marcoul nodded slowly, his face unreadable as he spoke, "I mean no offense when I say this Astarion, but you aren't exactly who I imagined for my daughter."
"Dad don't-"
"Darling, let him finish," Astarion gently interrupted, his eyes still locked with your father's.
He took a deep breathe before continuing, "That said, I've never seen her so... herself with someone else before. So yes. The two of you can marry. On one condition."
"Anything," Astarion said instantly, nearly giddy at the fact that he was so close to the official yes, "Just name it."
"You have to have the wedding here," Seliras answered for him, a massive smile on her face, "No ifs, ands, or buts."
"And I get to be flower girl!" Arabeth chimed in, her past indignation completely forgotten as she climbed all over you, "And there has to be chocolate cake!"
"Oh gods, help us," You groaned, but Astarion was already nodding along. He couldn't give less than two shits where it happened or who was involved. He could scarcely believe that it was happening at all. But that was the last thing he had needed.
He already had the ring, the most amazing person he could ever fathom being with. Who actually wanted him back.
Now all he had to do was ask.
#astarion#astarion x reader#astarion x tav#baldur's gate 3#ascended astarion#astarion ancunin#im getting a little meta with these story lines y'all#this mother is half based off my own lol#i was thinking oh gosh am i making him ooc with all of this fluff?#reload my astarion romance save and remember no#the boy really does get down that bad#I literally got the thing in the game where he shits on you SO hard with that prince line so this is cathartic#i have like a fucking marriage/wedding/proposal kink or something man#I hate the reality of it honestly#all of it#but the fantasy has me in it's jaws#chomp chomp#seven more to go!#this one was a little out of my element but like i guess thats the point of the exercise of asks#right?
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champions of my heart
#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#legends arceus#volo#volo pokemon#cynthia#cynthia pokemon#did you know diamond was my first pokemon game#thats why i have such a strong attachment to sinnoh#when i was a kid i literally cried in a shopping mall in japan cus my parents wouldnt let me get platinum#but like... they were right cus i cant speak japanese and i didnt have a japanese ds so what was i thinking#oh volo my deranged man take my hand in marriage#kinda cringe but i have self insert x volo drawings#volo is the only character ive ever done that for#to be cringe is to be free as they say#anyway im never sharing those so LMAOOOO#the point is i love volo and cynthia mwah mwah#god i could ramble for hours about them but im gonna stop while im ahead
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No Homo. Just committed to the bit.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#the ‘damn before marriage’ followed by a bridal hoist came to me in a vision at 3am#i scrapped the prev comic and remade it into what you see here#dont worry we will cover the fact lwj admits to knowing wwx is in mxy’s body#I’m sacrificing scenes for the sake of mirth & giggles & pacing#ok lets talk about being carried. because it carries so much weight (aha)#to be carried is to rely on other people. To force them into helping. To make them lose face#thats wwx main argument here! ‘don’t do this for me’. underneath: ‘I’m not worth the burden on your shoulders’#to which lwj says ‘come here and be a burden (literal: weight) in my arms’#wwx handles being picked up like a fussy cat. which is to say he complains going up and going down.#but is fully settles once *secure and held*#anyway! cant beleive lwj is doing all of this to get back at all that joke flirting wwx did 15 years ago#what a silly guy B*)
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"im excited to be here [in Finland]" is the understatement of the century matthew ill be real
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#sorry katie seperating him from sasha to get his thoughts comments and concerns#reads very much like an arranged marriage and the chambermaid whos the princess best friend after a first meeting#trying to sus out how she feels about the foreign prince she is to be betrothed to#sasha cannot be here to hear about how upset maffhew was to not get salmon soup unfortunately he would immediately spoil him with bowls#a lá your father who learned you like something and buys you 4 boxes of it#wow how fortunate maffhew wanted to try salmon soup so bad#how fortunate we have a finn who loves it and is also from the area and is coincidently also the tour guide and also-#he said “for the finns ☝️”#finn by marriage at this point#hockey crazed nut went “hockey second. team first”#its so beautiful#i guess thats the mr salmon soup saga resolved lmao
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