#like thats WHY i love them I LOVE TOXIC YAOI!!!!!!

[swiftfootedachilles]

mickey fans who think ian is bad/toxic/"worse" than mickey (or any other character for that matter) is so funny because like. how do you think mickey would react to you saying that. the whole appeal of mickey is that hes a flea-invested rabid dog that keeps crawling back to ian no matter how bad it is for both of them. thats the whole point of their dynamic. they treat each other like shit, run away to lick their wounds, then mickey drags himself back to lay at ians feet, and ian takes him back every single time because he knows nobody is ever gonna care for him like mickey does. mickey blatantly states in the show that he would extend his prison sentence if it meant staying with ian. if he can obsess over ian unconditionally then so can anyone else idk

[woolydemon]

for ppl that know my tf fan lore you would think I'd be ryu/kita pilled since I was blur/bee CEO but actually I was driven by my shock/bee instincts to be drawn to ake/kita instead <- none of these words are in the bible

[adhd-fandom-and-gay]

doomed yaoi at its finest

HEART, MIND, and SOUL from CHONNY'S CHARMING CHAOS COMPENDIUM, VOL. 1

Justification:

"There's already a lot of talk with them wanting to entwine, anyways. I just think that maybe they would've solved their issues faster if they kissed about it instead of trying to kill each other about it. I think it would do them absolute wonders & I think they would be happier for it. Also, "Polytrident" is an absolute BANGER of a ship name." - @felix-lupin

[moonlit-dreamers]

Can you rate all Eclipse ships?

*rubs my grubby hands together* i abso-fuckin-lutely can

the lower they go doesnt mean "i despise it" (unless specified) its just that i dont find it interesting/dont personally ship it/never think about it. this also wont include poly ships bc then i just Wouldnt Stop. btw im not gonna edit this so if some shit is typed wrong then uh . sucks ig hjgfjhfh

eclipse/solar - 10/10 - nothing could be better than this. this is my otp above sun/eclipse. nothing can be improved upon bc it is perfect. learning to love urself by loving another version of urself? SIGN 💥 ME 💥 UP 💥

eclipse/sun - 10/10 - second thing i ever shipped (first was sun/solar <3) and its stuck with me ever since. enemies to lovers. wonderful. scrumptious

lord eclipse/sunvant - 10/10 i say this counts to be added to the list bc i fucking can. theyre also my otp. toxic codependency. sunvant having pure blind devotion to lord eclipse despite everything hes done to hurt him? GHOD

eclipse/sunbeam - 8/10 - grumpy cat x golden retriever. or maybe a yorkie with how much sun yaps ghdfghfgh. he'd probably act so fucking annoyed with how much sunbeam yaps but in reality he actually pays attention to all of it bc despite how little of it makes sense its actually entertaining

eclipse/moonshine - 8/10 - theyre nerds that kiss each other. they work on games and random projects together. theyre wonderful

eclipse/ruin - 8/10 - okay im actually writing these out of order and i was almost done THEN FUCKING FORGOT THIS. toxic yaoi at its finest. while ruin is still forcing eclipse to work for him he gets Silly™️ and just goes "i can do whatever i want and nobody will stop me" and ofc he does. if that includes torture or messing with him until his mind breaks then thats up to you. would this be accurate to canon ruin? absolutely not. do i care? fuck no <3

eclipse/dark sun - 7/10 - ADDING THIS IN EDITING BC I WAS FUCKING STUPID AND FORGOT THEM OTL. this the good shit. toxic yaoi. i have thoughts but theyre all gone rn idk wtf happened to them so imagine i made a shitty summary of a fucked up scenario

eclipse/old moon - 7/10 - gwuh creator/creation beloved. idk man. it could either be healing and fluff or angst and toxic. you pick <3

eclipse/solarflare - 7/10 - again. creator/creation. im unwell. AND YET ANOTHER COULD BE TOXIC OR FLUFFY. me thinks onesided pining from sf while eclipse is either oblivious or ignores it would be fun. OR they both use it as a chance to explore bc why not :3

eclipse/earth - 6/10 - not my favorite but its good for fluffy shit. idk why but every time i decide to doodle eclipse being flustered its always with earth. she just appears and makes it her job. idk what to do my hands just move on their own

eclipse/nexus - 5/10 - lower than old moon bc i just dont find it as interesting

eclipse/lunar - 5/10 - personally not that interested in it. but if you bring it up in the middle of a conversation another alter WILL come running over. he responds to it faster than his own damn name. ask him and he'd start going OFF.

eclipse/ballora - 4/10 never think about it but it could be fun

eclipse/bloodmoon - 4/10 - think it could be fun. again, could be toxic or fluffy.

eclipse/killcode - 4/10 - yet another "good ship but not personally interested". tho i think it could be fun. giant soft monster x angry small creature

eclipse/puppet - 3/10 - i like it more than puppet/foxy but thats only bc its eclipse added. i just. i dont like puppet. shes getting better but for a while she was SO annoying to me and i just. my opinion is tainted 😔

eclipse/vincent - 2/10 - i can see it? maybe? who fuckin knows lol

eclipse/anyone else - 1/10 - im just lumping everyone else into one thing so i dont go on forever. basically just the "never thought about it and probably wont continue thinking about it" ships

[ikeep-forgetting-mypass]

(forgot where the post is so i'm just puttin it here)

the tragedy of Billford is that they could have worked. Like, genuinely, they could have loved each other! ....If only Bill wasn't the fucking worst!

people know that, in canon, a Bill Cipher who'd actually come to terms that he's a terrible person and ruined the only relationship that ever truly warmed him by being said terrible person, is a Bill that would never come to fruition. That ford getting away from Bill and finding his place in the family deserves to be able to move on completely.

That's why 'Bill getting sent to the pines as therapy' is so interesting!

Both of them, especially Bill, have fundamentally changed. and that opens up so many interactions between them and creates a sort of dynamic thats like:

'We were frankly in a very terrible relationship, but now that we have grown and changed and (I) have a support system that will break us apart immediately if we begin to hurt each other, and you genuinely want to be better, maybe this time we can be happy.'

that I have frankly never seen before in media.

Edit/add on:

They're the epitome of 'maybe in another life..' they're tragic, doomed, toxic yaoi who could have loved each other but ultimately couldn't because, for all of Bill's unpredictability, he is incapable of changing who he is!

After all, why should he? Born a monster, a freak, he destroyed his own home, his parents, what else can he be? Even though it sabotages his friendships (the henchmaniacs & the oracle) and ruins his relationship with Ford, the only one he's ever felt truly understood by, he can't see himself and therefore is unable to act as anything but a monster even as it leads to his downfall.

[alexandraisyes]

joining in on ranting in you're ask box part- uh- idk 3?? 4??? I dont even know anymore

Anyway, *cough* i think still have some of these left (edit: I just finished typing this all out and think is defiently an understatement-)

SolarNexus: Solar just goes off on Moon for how much he hates Nexus. Thats all I have for that. I'm sorry im this close to forcing myself to start writing fanfiction again just to write this. Also for my true loves kiss saves Nexus idea- and just to write about Nexus finding who he is instead of who he's supposed to be. .... can you tell i think about these two a lot? (Edit: I prove later that I think about them even more, and Eclipse)

BloodySun: I'm like feral for these two- just, like- Bloodmoon giving dead birds and stuff to Sun and he's absolutley digusted but trying not to hurt their feelings- i- ansusnhas

Servant Sun x Servant Eclipse: I've seen like 1 ship fic with these two but I dont care. I'm obsessed. They need to hold hands and heal and go to therapy together. Obviously Eclipse would defiently be able to help Sun more (cause lord Eclipse), but Sun could defiently help Eclipse too. (Is Eclipse faking losing his memories/being reset or some shit canon? I've read too much fanfiction- im going to assume it is for this) he can also help Eclipse learn that he doesn't have to be fake all the time and thatd be cute

Nexus x Dark Sun: I dont even have thoughts about this. Like I have feelings but I dont have thoughts. I cant even reason why I like this, I just like the toxic yaoi. I just like the concept of Dark Sun not even liking Nexus but manipulating him- like- Moon turned bad x biggest moon hater. I also just like hurting Nexus so other characters can help him heal. Only thing turning me off from this ship is that its an alternate universe of his ex-brother who would most likely be his brother again if he had a redemption arc. Like- I love seeing the ship and I like the concept just it gives me the ick, but thats okay cause I dong have to rot over every ship. Actually, I'm glad I'm not obsessed with this ship I dont need more angst living in my brain. ... I am obsessed with it in a platonic sense tho so I guess the angst is in my brain anyway

Nexus x Eclipse but its when they were looking for who made Eclipse: Nexus abolutley collared him. Im sorry. .. no im not, im right. Like, what is with Nexus and treating others like dogs??? Like first v4 Eclipse, and now Ruin??? Nexus is there anything you want to tell us??? Okay pet play- also doing that to the masochist is crazy, like if you're going to treat anyone like a dog why would it be Ruin that feels like setting yourself up for disaster. Even if he isn't actually a masochist he sure is known for pretending to be one

Nexus x any Eclipse ever: listen, im just saying I think he has a thing for Eclipse's (which is funny cause Moon fucking hates them) Treating Eclipse and Ruin like his dogs. Solar being his best friend. Even Dark Sun, who's a really smart Evil Sun who absorbed the knowledge of his Moon, so im counting him. Like I think Nexus would like being thrown around by Lord Eclipse, or helping to fix up Servant Eclipse. I'm just saying-

Eclipse ² x Nexus (gets its own section i rot about these three): them just reassuring the other's that they're loved and cared for- im sorry you can't tell me that these three don't all have some form of attachment issues- Eclipse being so used to people hating him that he kind of just instinctively pushes people away. Similar with Solar, but he does it more so emotionally while also feeling like he has to earn his place and do things for people. And Nexus also feels like he has to prove himself, and that he isn't good enough.

And they just reassure each other and then the others use their words against him (/pos) and they realize how stupid it sounds and anisnsusnsns <3<3 like- nexus being like "you don't have to prove yourself for anyone, Solar. We love you, you don't need to overwork yourself for us." And, like- solar saying it to him back- and Nexus is just like ".. okay listen-" and similar things happening with the other two and ensunsjss-

also they're the three worst at interaction (other than old Moon he takes the cake for worst at it, but its okay i love it)- like they're all pretty bad at it. Eclipse is Eclipse(aka memories as a villain, and is a sarcastic little shit), Nexus is just kind of awkward, and cmon Solar didn't really ever have any interaction after his split than his Moon and probaly kids, we know he can't talk to people easily. Honestly tho Solar is the best at it (he was able to start up a conversation with Moon easier than Moon could with him) and I imagine he's the one who orders at restaurants

And Moon hates both of Solar's boyfriends and Moon and Solar are friends and I think that's just kind of funny. Like Moon likes Solar so he doesn't stop being friends with him even though he's dating the two, but he's bitter about it (though honestly if Nexus had a redemption arc and it was proved he had a virus, I feel like Moon would hate him a little less. But he'd probaly still be insecure about Nexus probaly taking his place and everyone not really liking Moon again so he'd probaly still be an ass to him.)

Anyway they cuddle. Doesn't even have to be romantic, those three deserve to be in love (also the potential from forbidden love Eclipse² is Nausnsusnsn)

... I- shipping dynamics are neat

I apologize for making this so long, I expected it to be short and then I remembered I started to like new ships 😔

ALSO were being brave and doing this off anon (also id like you to know I genuinely just stared at my phone for a moment when I saw youd followed me lmao. I was so suprised [and delighted, you're neat]- plus it was like 4 am and I hadn't slept yet. I thought it was a dream the next day because I was that tired- I had to check cause i get very vivid dreams-)

All of these are so canon bro.

Solar saves Nexus with true loves kiss real? Real. I saw it with my own two eyes. It happened chat.

BLOODYSUN!!! They love their sunny and try to show that in the best way they know how, dead birds included. Sun is so grossed out by the blood and feathers and ough that's a dead bird ewww but he just forces a smile and nods and feeds it to his cats when Bloodmoon isn't looking. Then drowns his hands with soap and shampoos the carpet.

I feel like I've seen that fic too but my poor brain- Also yes, the pretending to be reset is canon. And that's so cute I'm-

Platonic ships are just as valid as romantic ones! And I really like the angst potential too heheheheh

Ayo 👀 Mmm I have thoughts about that but I must refrain.

Objectively correct. Nexus is an eclipsephile. He loves himself some eclipse.

POLY POLY POLY 🎉🎉🎉

THANK YOU FOR SHARING ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS THESE ARE SO TASTY OH MY GOD ROLLING THESE AROUND IN MY BRAIN

Also awww ur so sweet. I love ur art! It's very cute! Of course I followed!

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[lovestuckstarz]

Hellooo!

☆ I have commissions opened here, feel free to DM me but doodle requests are always opened <3!

☆ I have a daily account for Swap which is @dailyswapsans and its the holy grail of all the things I ship!! I love requests and ideas for the account too :>

About me!

𖣠 I mainly go by Blue or Ren as our general name!

𖣠 I am a system but for online sake I try to keep one front so people don't get confused but if things seem off in wondering thats why!

𖣠 For those curious, the mainly people who front is Ren, Error, and Iris

𖣠 I am 22 years old and currently going through college but graduation is right around the corner!!!

𖣠 My birthday is July 25th 2002 so hello to any birthday twins!

What to expect on this little blog

☆ Mainly just art and doodles of all sorts of kinds!

☆ A lot of Undertale art, I am suffocating at the hands of it all over again

☆ Something Blue aka Killerberry which is my bread and butter, PLEASEEEEE tag me in art of them in the comment things I would CRY! /pos

☆ Me reblogging and yapping, I LOVE to talk!

☆ A lot of Swap ship art, I ship him with like almost everyone LOL, put him into a poly and I will like the ship soley bc of him its so bad

Art Warnings

𖣠 Fictional Blood / gore

𖣠 Mirrorshipping / Selfcest

𖣠 Some dark themes such as toxic relationships but please be advised I do not romanticize it even if I jokingly say "toxic yaoi"

𖣠 Some suggestive themes like ecto bodies and jokes but those would be rare

Boundaries!

☆ Please please PLEASE do not flirt with me if you are a minor even in a joking way it makes me SUPER uncomfortable given my age but for some reason despite saying this people don't listen so right at the tip top of this list!

☆ You can use my art as PFPs and banners and what not it actually makes me SUPER happy!!!

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☆ I don't mind making friends I love making friends just be aware I am extremely hyper and talkative to my friends and I will be a gremlin

☆ I don't like Swap variant discourse, it makes me so uncomfortable and upset, just let me and everyone else have joy and whimsy!

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𖣠 Gonna try to set up a system for this so blep

𖣠 #Blue rambles for all my rambling

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𖣠 We'll see if I can actually maintain this though!

Everything else!

☆ I also have a Twitter and Bluesky of the same name!

☆ Credit to @/killerssideblog for the Killer divider

☆ Credit to @/sister-lucifer for the Blue divider

☆ Inspired by @/toffeebrew becaue I had no idea what to do I never made these before LOL

☆ I hope I did this right

[atthebell]

it's so baffling to me that people see spiderbit as boring for being married when that is part of why they're so special to me.

it's so rare to see married couples in media (LET ALONE queer couples) who get married and then Continue to be interesting and well explored and developing characters, all without their conflict stemming from them fighting with each other.

like?? they're healthy? and communicative? and they help each other grow as people? that's something So Special and it happens so rarely in media that it feels so disrespectful to overlook that.

SERIOUSLY that's the appeal!!!! watching two people who care so much about each other navigate a relationship under really difficult circumstances but do it with a lot of care and communication and passion and love like how is that not awesome. how do you think thats boring. like sorry its not toxic yaoi with two english speaking white americans or whatever the fuck you people want i would rather listen to roier swear he'll come after cellbit if anything happens to him. THE DEVOTION ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[roseworth]

hiiii for the hater ask game <3

23 3 16 anddd 9?

asks

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

answered here but ill go ahead and drop my greatest shame too. i like bruce/slade. its toxic old man yaoi and they make each other so much worse. i started liking it in the batman vs deathstroke arc of deathstroke 2016 (amazing arc btw. it sucks but its awesome) and i just think its funny. what if they ripped each other apart sexual style

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

answered here and unfortunately i have terrible memory and i try to erase all bad takes from my mind as soon as i see them so i cant think of any others... though i once saw someone call rose young justice's token straight friend and that upset me. i dont think thats necessarily a bad take ig because shes not actually a canon lesbian. but to me she is. it was jarring bc i dont like seeing other people's headcanons when they disagree with me. i had never seen anyone call rose straight before :(

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

answered here but i can think of another. i dont understand why so many tim fans love him in btas. like dgmw i love btas but thats barely even tim. he has jason's backstory and jason's personality. there are a ton of people that say "tim is my favorite robin because i loved him in btas and it got me into dc!" and like,, thats great but thats not him. were you disappointed when you started reading comics and found out that that was barely tim. why are tim fans pointing to btas as a good tim adaptation as if thats not just jason with tim's name.

9. worst part of canon

answered here and i dont think i have another answer for this one either.. maybe just the fact that way too many writers see discourse from people who dont read or care about comics and want to comment on it in their book and no one will care. writers will talk about the whole "batman should be doing more with his money" thing as if anything will change or anyone will pay attention. genuinely i think we all collectively need to accept that hes a fictional billionaire and his money isnt real. like yes if he funded education or homeless shelters or anything else instead of being batman then crime would go down. but if he used his money to fix all the societal problems then there would be no more story. and batman writers will either try to make a deep commentary on how batman should be doing more with his money, or they'll go "look!! see!!! he IS using his money to fund these things!!!!! look!!!!!" as if itll change anything. if a writer actually was making social commentary through it i wouldnt have a problem, but so much of it is clearly just in response to random people going "um actually 🤓 batman is making gotham worse ☝️" and theyre never going to stop saying that so just stop trying to cater to them

[mihai-florescu]

So painful that most shipping is for fun and not analysing the wonderful canon dynamics. You can ship rinne amagi with whoever you like! However if it isn't niki I will clench my fists and grit my teeth and imagine a life where I don't know these people. But you can do whatever you want hehe ^_^

(Nothing happened btw I was just thinking about it and rinniki are who I'm the most passionate about)

This is actually something ive talked about with an irl friend a lottt, i think there comes a time in everyone's fandom experience where they realise they dont really fuck with shipping culture. But thats too vague to say... because shipping is a vague term in itself? Would you say you ship relationships supported by canon or would you just say you read the canon and thats it...

I feel like shipping mean something different for everyone and that's why tension and disagreements can arise, especially if you center your media consumption around the fast dopamine hit of ship fanfics or fix it fics (prioritizing your entertainment rather than the themes of the story itself. Theres something to be said about the reason behind various media's creation too but i think that strays further from your ask). Im not against playing with dynamics and making scenarios and analyzing the dynamic between 2 characters with yaoi goggles on, god knows i have my rarepairs too & I love imagination exercises. Even involving one side of my otps with other characters im willing to entertain various ideas as long as we're on the same page that it's not, like, endgame or real.

But i cannot take certain fandom behaviors seriously, youve seen my recent tweets i think. Your reaction to pretend they dont exist is real and true and probably way more helpful in the long run than giving them attention. Again just like i said about hating, its good to keep a core of people who understand the media in a way you also agree, and talk with them. Not an echo chamber necessarily, that can get toxic real quick, but people whose minds you trust even when they dont see eye to eye with you.

[pulim-v]

Im not very familiar with you're fandom related ocs(do you have any you still care about?), so I will pretend FGCC has a big enough fandom to have drama like this

They would owo twinkify Rowan(make him more of a twink than he already is)((thats the rabbit right? Sorry I'm bad with names)) like somehow make him the whinest fucking bottom and ship him with mist, who will be daddy-dommified by the fandom

All your bigender characters? Sorry king, but they're all transgender who swing towards one specific gender.

The toxic yuri? Straightified because of bisexuality

The toxic yoai? Somehow even more toxic

(Just speedran your fandom drama for you, I hope it hurts you to read as much as it hurt me to write)

The only fandom OC I still really care about is Natsuko and honestly he needs a complete lore rework so you're good lol

The Rowan description is ON POINT. He WOULD be bottom-ified (funny because he's a strict top), he WOULD be made to be a whiny bitch, and he WOULD be shipped with Mist with no regard for his aromanticism (the notion of Mist being remotely dominant took me OUT lmaoooo)

Dew would be turned into a boy which is to be expected but honestly I would really like to know what direction people would push Fern into. Transmasc? Transfem post-HRT? Cis???? Ngl part of why I gave him boobs was to make it clear that he's a lesbian

Which YEAH if they straightify the Yuri they will have to make Fern a boy which like. Good luck lmaooo

And funnily enough the yaoi isn't toxic when it's yaoi. Which yea ig it could be fun to make it toxic but I can see it going like Lumity/bkdk where people just disregard the toxicity (and just like them I think people would latch onto one character while completely ignoring the other, though idrk which one would be ignored lol)

Unironically I loved reading this LMAO you cooked fr

[asteralis-01]

Dawg why is the hazbin/helluva fandom so toxic with their ships? Like I went to ask someone on ponytone what was so wrong with Radioapple- wanting to have maybe a bit of a heated debated, but nothing judgemental because truly it doesn't matter- THEY SAID I HAD TO BE A 13 YEAR OLD YAOI OBSESSED FUJOSHI WHOS OBSESSED WITH SEX (i mean I am obsessed with sex but for me radioapple is qpr soOO)- They also were so adamant that Al was aroace (which yes ofc its canon) but that 'qpr didn't matter and its just an excuse to have them fuck' I LITERALLY NEVER SAID THEY WERE FUCKInG!! WHEN DID QPR INFER SEXUAL RELATIONS THATS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT IT IMPLIES!! They were telling me to kill myself and saying they would kill themselves left and right and like idec at this point you've belittled the meaning of the insult/threat bc ik both of us are still gonna be kicking tomorrow. And they were like 'just shut up so I could win' "let me win you'll never win' WHAT ARE WE WINNING? WHAT COMPETiTION! I didn't know queer men was a fucking race to be beaten. And like alongside that I saw someone complaining about there being wlw rep, and in the same breath complaining about there only being mlm rep. Dude, and god forbid I had the audacity to suggest that Al x Rosie could possibly be qpr (its cute + would logically be the most canon ship considering Rosie is the only person Alastor seems to actually like) and they LOST THEIR MINDS dude they were claiming I ship any man and woman who stands together- which even if I DO how is it effecting you?- and that its the same as me shipping fucking Stella and Blitz because they shared a frame- not to mention the entire time they 'begging me and the vivzieverse to have media literacy and critical thinking' like dawg maybe you should stop yelling in the pony game about things and getting mad over things that 1. Will never actually happen in the show and 2. WILL NEVER EFFECT YOU Anyways rant aside, I am going to binge hazbin/helluva again and I'd love to have some discussions ab it and talk ab ships and such and the future and all that! All ships are valid!

[neutrallyobsessed]

quiero ver el mundo arder:

narumitsu para el ship ask game 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJE

I Don’t Ship It!!!!!!! >:3

Why don’t you ship it?

CAUSE THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!!!!! Miles def hates Phoenix more but they both HAAATEEEE each other!!! I don't like shipping romantically characters that HATE each other!!! I don't like enemies-to-lovers tropes!! And if you see me shipping a blue character with a red character pls put a bullet right between my eyes istg (or maybe ill explain why it's not actually a red x blue ship xdd i like to live)

What would have made you like it?

YANDERE PHOENIX!!!!!!! If you depict wrightworth as a yandere toxic yaoi dynamic with Phoenix being an obsessive maniac stalking Edgeworth then that could make the ship a lot times better, plus the wrightworth gang already thinks Nick is already a bit insane for his actions? It couldn't be too out of place to amp these traits for a more terrifingly interesting take.....

The Narumitsu gang already says that the Gumworth gang already depicts Phoenix like that (for Gumshoe saving Miles purposes xd) and like, is that true??? are those type of fics in the room with us??!?!? are you not making shit up to hate a gay ship just because its not your gay ship???!?! cause thatd be epic, im willing to read some of that as long as its not toooo long (under 5k words basically)

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

I say this with all the venom and envy i can muster but you guys have

Animation Industry Professionals

doing for you the prettiest, loveliest art in the whole damn world, worthy of being in museums, representing both the purest and rawest for of gay love in its trues form.

so I ask you WHYYYY do you NEEEED to bully pretty much every other ship (besides like 6 i guess?) out of the fandom? why is it only ok to do other ship as long as you keep feeding the narumitsu tag? why does anyone who has an interest on a different ship has to begging their point with "i love narumitsu they're my otp no 1 dont get me wrong!"?? HUH????

Narumitsu tastes like: Tap Water. It's normal, it's everywhere, it's alright, literally nothing special, there are better types of water but it's always there and people look at you weird if you tell them you don't like it. And guess what! Some people don't like the taste of water!! and you have to be okay with that, even if you can add some flavor so it tastes better but you DO have to be okay with people not liking water in general. Also in some places tap water is not drinkable so thats not an option and you also have to be okay with that. Like chill

[hauntedwizardmoment]

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PLEASE I LOVE ALL YOUR WORK SO MUCH ANYTHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT

HI i'm sorry this took forever but i needed to figure out what i wanted to talk about and i think im gonna expand on peregrine and jace's + porter and ghorza's whole deal in it's a three-way call and he knows nothing

my initial concept for this fic was just straight-up the one day where we did a ton of posting about starbreaker cheating on their partners with each other, and then the image of jace having an absent husband who he cheats on sprung forth fully-formed like athena from zeus' forehead.

i needed to pick somebody to be his absent husband and figure out why they were absent. i landed on an OC from blood and turpentine for his husband (peregrine is kind of my go-to Guy To Get Mad At because i made him up specifically to suck and be jace's shitty ex, so in this timeline he is jace's shitty husband). and the concept of "jace gave up an adventuring career for his relationship" because thats the kind of thing that happens a lot irl (happened to my friend who got married right out of high school actually!!) and it's smth that would definitely build a lot of resentment for my version of pre-shatterstar jace who really values his autonomy and self-determination

i also wanted to get across the feeling of "there was once a LOT of love here, but it's gone now" so i tried to figure out what were some qualities that would make jace fall in love with someone, then find ways that those qualities would evolve into something repulsive. i landed on protective and doting (he likes feeling desired! he likes feeling like someone has his back!) and turned those into patronizing and cloying (now his freedom is being restricted and he's being treated like some little purse dog).

i think something that jace really struggles with in his relationship is feeling excluded from peregrine's life; he's an adventurer, he's out on the road all the time, he's not allowed to share details of his missions with jace due to [handwavey council of chosen rules], he can't even text jace from his work phone because that's for Business Only. jace's main motivation for his affair is feeling seen and held by someone, and being part of something bigger than himself. it's why he wanted to adventure full-time after graduating, and it's why in this timeline you see him still getting set up to be part of porter's plan.

peregrine is a good fighter, he's very protective of his whole party, but he's fundamentally a very scared and insecure person. the idea of losing jace terrifies him so much that he begs him to quit his job and retire to elmville/play housewife forever. he's scared that his relationship will fall apart if he doesn't provide, so he takes any mission the council sends his way. he worries that jace will get hurt while working at aguefort so he gets him magic items (a ring and cloak of protection) and doesnt want to see him working at aguefort (he graduated from there, he knows the school's reputation). he views all of these as his noble sacrifices. and when jace doesn't show him enough appreciation for making said sacrifices, or god forbid implies that he's unsatisfied, he gets upset and throws them in his face (his job pays for the house), minimizes jace's own work (says jace 'plays around' with spell components, as if they arent part of his Literal Job as a sorcery teacher), and is generally a HUGE dick about it.

re. ghorza, she's actually a PC from a campaign i was in, played by one of my irl friends lia who has let me talk her ear off about toxic yaoi as of late. the way lia played her was as a very buff viking barbarian who is also into philosophy and poetry and has a Sensitive Side, and eventually she abandons her initial goal of conquest to help liberate the kingdom our PCs were saving. i didn't get into her and porter's relationship a ton because this fic was very jace-centric BUT i do picture her and porter as having an open relationship. she knows about jace and has been angling for a threesome, but porter correctly identified that jace would freak out at the whole "i have a wife" thing so he lies to jace about that. what she truly doesn't know about is the groundwork for porter's plan, because porter doesn't want someone equally matched with him in strength as a minion, he wants someone easier to push around, and jace fits the bill.

[mr-nauseam]

fandom appreciation

Hi, Ika! Unsurprisingly, there isn't much overlap in my Ravinstill enjoying and hallucinating and really anything else, but I do really admire the Snow, Highbottom, and Plinth family expansions!

I still have to make time to read some of your fics, but fun fact, the one of the tbosas fics I read and really enjoyed was @julietasgf's waterloo. (Yeah, surprisingly, I did not come into this fandom wanting to be obsessed with a family of two canon characters with like maybe less than 10 lines of dialogue put together)

Also I love the independent invention of Gaul inventing mpreg apparently. She would. I'm happy for Snowjanus. Are they happy? From the sounds of things on your blog, it doesn't look like it. But it comes with the toxic yaoi I suppose <3

Anyway, it's good to see you on my dash!

We lovee see the vicos fan club hours. She didnt have to go so HARD writing abt the Plinths but SHE DO, and she slay, so we arent complainning. Hopeful she keep doing Plinth lore <3 What an honor the CEO and unique creator of Ravinstill lore and mpreg plan read a fic of mine!!! Hope u enjoy it. Also ty ty!! I really like do lore for these dysfunctional families (althought Im still screaming and crying I do lore for the Snow family,,, I think I get you... U DONT CHOSE WHAT TERRIBLE FAMILY IS GONNA INFECT YOUR BRAIN), I really like see you in my dash tho!! I think as a fandom we should consider a fact that Volumnia Gaul invented mpreg in TBOSAS universe. Sounds the type of silly things she would do just bc <3 Snowjanus is NEVER happy with me. I put them in a torture charm but thats why Im doing my two shot outs: 1. @meekmedea Ceo of Dovecote family, a really smart, and dedicate person!!! IM OBSSESED WITH THEIR LORE, WITH THE THOUGHTS THEY HAVE, AND IM AWE HOW THEY CAN REALLY THINK DEEP BACKGROUNDS FOR MANY CHARACTERS. My biggest inspo to began do my silly families trees hehehe 2. @nonalovesdotdotdot bc while snowjanus are not happy with me, theres plenty of talented people making them happy in some stories so well written like buddy here :)

[sshireens]

2, 6, 8, 12 👉👈?

THANK YOU YINNIE 💓💓💓

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

this requires me to narrow down my favs, which is so much more difficult than i ever could have expected. yin if i don’t answer the ask quickly this was why. catelyn tully would never top because ned lays pipe and she’s a freak like that. saw a ss of a reddit post that was like ‘my wife likes to get blitzed and then come home and have me fuck her brains out’ and thats her. brienne is never bottoming and jaime is never topping because jaime has some kind of reversed gender thing going on that makes him want to be a girl but not to another man. and brienne lives to serve. she literally is a sword. and thats a penis metaphor as we all know. margaery is never topping men because despite being the first ally in westeros she thinks thats weird. these are compelling arguments to me! daenerys stormborn is NEVER. NEVER NEVER NEVER. never bottoming because A). thats the prince that was promised B). jon likes to get dicked down C). i personally believe that being sold and traded will lees her to discover (amidst her several trysts with irri jhiqui and doreah (bc u cant tell me otherwise. irri is canon first of all)) that she, as the breaker of chains and mother of dragons and khaleesi of the great grass sea, is not inclined to experience things at the whim of others but rather the opposite. is that appropriate to say.

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

oh god. SORRY PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME EVERYONE! daemyra (this might be biased bc i just dont like daemyra) some sansan ppl really get under my skin…. LUCEMOND JESUS CHRIST. almost forgot about them (was almost free). wow sorry lucemond shippers first place for annoying. its not that im an omegaverse toxic incest yaoi anti its just. Its the people it truly is i cannot even enter that circle. there is a blog on here though i can’t remember the url of that makes cute sfw art that doesnt frighten me and ive been known to browse, even hit like once or twice. lucemond still stay away from me please

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

daenerys is not going to be queen of the seven kingdoms NOR SHOULD SHE BE. if daenerys takes the iron throne the whole series is pointless

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

what qualifies as unpopular. also what do we consider like. because i consider like as in ‘this is a fun character to see interact with the world’ and NOT!!!!!!!!! ‘i support this guy’. just to clarify for any other viewers at home. a character ive seen a lot of people Dislike but i think deserves to be heard out is criston because he’s funny and thats it thats why everyone should like him. but i dont consider him unpopular? hmm tough tough …… will i get flayed if i say larys like i mean he’s just sick i love wondering what is going on in that head. in regards to characters i think are not given enough attention: jaehaera targaryen. ‘she’s a little girl shes a non-character’ SHUT UP. she’s a little girl exactly. she didn’t get the chance to be her own person she is alicent’s pain helaena’s pain and her own. GOD MY BABY GIRL….. she names her dragon death…… AUGH DONT EVEN TALK TO ME DOONNTTT EVEN. um also rhaella, daughter of rhaena the lesbian AND! mother of daenerys. bc first of all rhaella and aerea switches thats true. so like. rhaella septa rhaella wondering if that was meant to be her. wondering if maybe it would have never happened if she hadn’t traded places. is it kinder to force her twin into the faith or to let her die? Augh. also daenerys’ mommy just… why dont we know about her i need more people on here like me willing to band together to make up canon. i guess thats not really a reason why people should like them. ALSO SHIREEN BARATHEON I DONT KNOW IF YOU CAN TELL BUT IM THE BIGGEST SHOOTER FOR SHIREEN THATS BABY THATS MOTHER THATS THE PRINCESS THATS MY DAUGHTER THATS ME I LOVE HER SO BAD OH NY GOD SHIREEN PEASE COME HOME THE PEOPLE MISS YOU. and i know everyone dgaf about baby boy bowl cut brown boba eyed broken bran. but i gave birth to him. and thats why you should like him.

i don’t consider myself a targ girlie and then it comes to questions abt asoiaf and i can only answer in reference to them 😔 tried to be diverse 🤞