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I forgot abt this place again sorryyyy💤
#hhgregg#he got thrown in a lake btw#i threw him in there actually#and then took him out#now hes sopping wet#like that webkinz soaked with milk#idek the context for the second one I thought of it last night and i was already in bed and then drew it once i woke up#ugly ass#LMFAO
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dont look at him hes shyyy
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hate that whole experience when u make an OC and then become completely obsessed with them 😭
#nobody else can ever understand because they dont know him like i do. or care at all.#BUT I CARE. i care SOOO MUCH.#i want to soak him with milk and them bash him into the wall really hard like that fucking one post with the webkinz or whatever
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hi gamers! i wrote some omori minifics and in a brief moment of courage posted them to ao3. please look at it.
#gumy writes#OMORI SPOILERS#omori fic#hero is like a webkinz to me.#and brother i’m soaking him in milk and slamming him against the walls#also this post is very unenthusiastically worded but i’m excited!! i am!! im proud!!#im just also really tired lol
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Bethan
#if I could lift Ethan I’d treat him like the milk soaked webkinz.#who’s who? I think we know but could be reversed you’re right#mbav#my babysitters a vampire#benny weir#ethan morgan#bethan
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just wanted to state that you have a good vision, ever since I’ve listened to Doomarang3’s voice take on Scourge, I always thought a beetlejuice-like voice would be very fitting for this green creature.
HEHEHEHE YEAHHHH im glad you agree!! i throw him just about all over the place, i WILL throw this hedgehog at many walls until he sticks
#sonic the hedgehog#sth#scourge the hedgehog#sonic#archie sonic#scourge#throw him like a milk soaked webkinz#splat
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i hate drinking cuz wym i just gotta be suicidal asf the next day
#feeling so pathetic and pitiful#i didnt even drink that much & am not even rlly hung over#it’s j like now whenever i drink the next day my brain is unable to produce any sort of serotonin or dopamine#& i j wanna be thrown again the wall like that webkinz soaked in milk
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i love jean and by love i mean i want to beat him to death then thinly slice him lay him on a set of glass slides and study him under a microscope so i can figure out exactly what the fuck his problem is
#i am a jeanposter and a jean enjoyer as you may know#mostly this entails soaking him in milk and beating him against the wall like that webkinz cat#it's not much but it's honest work o7#kiwipost
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coming to the conclusion that the venn diagram of 'rats Ruju would have picked on in college' and 'rats that Ruju probably had some degree of a crush on' is a circle has somehow made this man even more of a ridiculous soggy wet rat than he already was, and I genuinely did not think that was possible! but here we are!!
#my posts#gw2 asura#that's the only tag I'm putting on this one. sorry#sorry for subjecting you to it that is. it WILL happen again#this man becomes more of a disaster every time i think about him and i hate and love it in equal measure. why did i do this#on god i genuinely just kinda go with the flow in terms of character development so whenever THIS happens#i am honestly as surprised as anyone else is like. yeah#how did we get here? no idea but we're here regardless!#added bonus that this means the asura who have the most ammunition against him can also kill him in one shot#he is the most unsubtle creature on the planet#and if they realize this. he will die on the spot probably#anyway. slams this man against the wall like a milk-soaked webkinz. this is definitely the karma he has earned#i hope he explodes#Commander Ruju#(unfortunately. I have actually had this impression for a WHILE but i have only just figured out how to put it into words. SIGHS.)
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im losing my mind. look at that thing
#aries.doc#madmen#hes so fucking funny i want to milk webkinz him in a completely objective way#like without malice or affection i sincerely just want to slam his milk soaked body into a wall
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#sorry#saw this panel screenshot on Twitter and was like…why he covered in milk.#my horrible milk soaked webkinz man
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If I ever publicly aired my thoughts and 'theories' about shidou I would be shunned from society and pitchforked out from this village of mine I call home
#capri talks#'theories' in quotations because. I don't actually have a fully fledged theory (same with the other characters). just merely Ideas#i cannot simply turn my head away from all the little details and factoids okay. I know what I Know#he is the character I am most excited to see in T3 changes wise. I am So excited >:]#I love him *throws him against the wall like that one milk soaked webkinz so it makes a loud thud*#okay i'm all legitimate seriousness... I will post fun MV analysis once I get around to actually finishing the thing. one day :']#also /lh I probably should've put that at the start
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“We should cancel April fools because reality is already a joke” bro calm down and sit on a whoopie cushion. slip on a banana peel. feel the rain on your skin. no one else can feel it for you.
#talkingcore#album update: got some random Russian children’s music guy he’s slaying.#need one of those dancing clown gifs like the one where they look real loose and floppy#I want ragdoll physics to be applied to me I want to be that webkinz soaked in milk getting slapped against a wall#🕺🦭🕺🦭🦭🦭🦭
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I need that vena plushie like blood in my veins
#I’m gonna soak it in milk and slam it against a wall like that one webkinz post. you know the one#text
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someone unexpectedly put a Peridot Steven Universe on my dash and now 72 hours later I find myself once more obsessing over a ridiculously lovable gremlin once again... I will never be free.
#my posts#it's too late for me i cannot be saved...#she. she's the great and lovable peridot. how can i resist#love this dork. throws her at the wall to see if she bounces (she does not she thuds like a milk-soaked webkinz)#dw it's good for her she likes it. she needs the enrichment#anyway. i'm gonna like roll around on the ground violently until i blow up into a low res Deltarune explosion HDHKGHJHD
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this ship is like that one picture where wake up liberal wake up sleepyhead i made you breakfast i love you
R1999 SPOILERS + SHIP RAMBLE AHEAD!!
Okay I just finished the political "fight to get the rights" on vertin arc... But I don't hear THEM BEING TALKED ABOUT MUCH!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT CONSTANTINE AND MADAM Z ARE NOT HOMOSEXUALS?@!? CONSTANTINE GAVE HER A GIFT! GUYS THEY'RE GIRLKISSING, CAN'T YOU SEE IT??
I love Toothfairy/Madam Z, but we gotta love the "banter and improve together" trope between Constantine and Madam Z.
[That one friend of mine totally disapproves and looks at me with judging eyes when I brought up this ship, apparently it's the "3% of the fandom typa person". I'm terribly gay and god forbid, you cannot stop me.]
Look at these girl kissers, I smell girl kissers from a mile away.
#Talk to me about Constantine#shes like the milk soaked webkinz of reverse 1999 to me#and i dont know if people really understand her past consciously allowing half a dozen kids to die#which is awful dont get me wrong but#yknow i might make a new post about that one
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