#like that joke was so fricken perfect

[obsessedwhim]

Sweet Treat

Quick footsteps paced through an empty town late at night, arms tight around you as bitten lips rolled and split to take in deep uneven breaths.

Doing everything in your power to stop your mouth from falling into a painful arch. And with you out in the open like this, you were hopeful that it would strengthen you from having a terrifying breakdown.

So focused on the twister of emotions within, your vision blurred perfectly enough that it was hard to take notice of the oncoming bench.

And just like the fanny you believed yourself to be, you bent your knee so perfectly wrong that the hardwood of outdoor seating spliced through the gap of the right knee's patella and tibia.

An exemplary sweet spot for instant pain.

An entire torso's worth of muscles strained at the attack. Your throat clenching to smother a monster of a scream.

Your bones collapse as you attempt to breathe in only once, you just can't take it anymore. One hand slapped across dry lips as the other squeezed if only to bring you a short moment of peace. The throbbing knee. Both legs had been shaking from the awkward squat you found yourself in.

Tears finally fell and escaped their swollen barriers, easing you for a second before you realized what was happening.

"God... why" you sobbed, falling to the cold concrete below with the grace of a cardboard cutout and leaned into the scene of the crime. Wounded knee kept at a bend to not anger its soiled joint.

The other knee came up with a quiet creak and you bowed an aching scull, arms raising to his your pitiful cries from the world. Teeth grit to contain the machine flesh raging from within. Fuming at the unluckiness of it all.

You tried so hard to not let it all get to you, but the human body could only contain such powerful emotions for so long, and you had yet to fully cry at your current losses.

A Partner of Ten Years, ten whole fricken' Years! And you introduce him to one best friend who had just moved back into town and Boom! Like a bad joke none saw coming, he left you. Dust in the wind, off to be cradled in her romanticized touch.

As if you were never anything to him in the first place.

Good thing he left you without notice, lest you lose yourself and try to claw out his perfect eyes.

For a second, your shoulders slumped in your pile of pathetic clutches 'Why even care? Why should I be upset when I did nothing wrong?'

'BECASUE?? YOU LOVED HIM?? Gave him everything you had, even!'

Shoulders raised, fingernails dug into your one working leg, scratching away at the jean fabric covering your shin. Until your fingers grew heavy and you wanted your limbs to fall apart.

'I mean... sure yeah I- but it's not like-' Much like Jenga, you wished you were a bunch of blocks because board games dont have to deal with life-shattering realities.

'Shut up, shUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. UP. STOP!'

Your strength came back in muscle-breaking waves, and you were sure you could break this bench if you tried hard enough 'Dont let some... M A N rot you from the inside because that's TO EASY, YOU DON'T DESERVE EASY!'

A black shadow peaked from a rooftop, watching as you constricted and loosened. 'That can't be healthy' the spectator thought, only noticing you after a strange squeal echoed from a nearby park and bounding over a handful of buildings, there he saw you curled before the unoticable criminal that halted your late-night walk.

'Are you really gonna let your foundations collapse just because of one bump in your timeline?'

You sniffled, using a damp sleeve to wipe away tears that refused to let up. This was the beginning of the end, you thought. It was hard to not allow any of your cracked sobs to pass through your clenched throat.

"Uh.. hey there"

You yelped, the loudest noise you had made all night. Your head turned with a tilt as your soiled vision rose past purple appendages. A green coat topped with strangely bright hair pulled you from the inner voices continuing on with their rants about current events and how you shouldn't let your horrible pathetic self fall apart.

Cold night air refreshed your tired lungs and you blinked a couple of times as the stranger moved to take a seat next to you, his bending legs missing the bench and sitting on the cold ground with an arm's length between the two of you.

"Yooou... okay?"

"Yeah, just... a rough day at the office y'know?" You snorted through a blocked nose, shrugging as sleeves wiped away at the water barriers between your eyes and the stranger's features.

"Don't you work in a sandwich shop?"

Taking in a stifling breath once more, you turned to meet the pinched features of a familiar ginger. "Oh, it's you. Hello Mr. Customer" You turned away quickly, why did such an attractive customer have to find you in such a state at so late of a time? You must look like such a weirdo.

Ichigo frowned, he wasn't used to seeing you in any other state than unbearing cheeryness. Even from a whole building away, Ichigo was able to recognize you.

He thought about how strange it was to see you out of your regular setting, how much smaller you looked despite baggy clothes hanging from you. Ichigo sighed with a saddened look in his eyes.

The next few minutes were filled with awkward conversation. It's not like Ichigo knows how to comfort someone he's barely talked to, and he doesn't even really know what's upset you in the first place.

You cackled at something he said, your dry laugh filling the empty street till your hand slapped over your smiling mouth. Voice lowering to a hushed giggle "Oh god, that was so loud"

Ichigo stifled his own laugh, but you pointed out how his face strained at the act. He breathed out the funny and did his best to keep his composure. You really were loud.

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Ichigo waited for you on a street corner, hazel eyes glancing over a shoulder at his reflection for only a short moment but the ginger huffed and fixed his shirt for the third time since he'd arrived. Fingers rinsing and raking through his orange hair to perk his spikes up just right. You mentioned how you liked his hair slightly messy one morning.

He took in a deep breath, and a grip around the sunflowers that he had brought grew sweaty. A great icebreaker and gift, Ichigo was sure you said sunflowers were a favored plant.

"Hey gorgeous"

The male spun on the spot, quickly turning to meet your raised vision and his face nearly exploded with blood.

God, you were cute, it was almost too much. Ichigo's heart clenched but he hadn't yet realized you took notice the flowers.

Your hand covering his circling grip and lips pressing against the corner of his jaw "How's the most wonderful man in the world doing today?"

Okay, now he was definitely about to explode. Stream rising and ears turning red. Lips wriggling as he did his best to welcome you.

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Ichigo had been making his way through some paperwork he brought home, but it was way past noon and you knew he hadn't even attempted to head to the kitchen for some food.

It was too nice of a day to spend locked away in his office, not when you were out here.

You sighed from said kitchen. Leaning on the doorframe with a hand pinching at your chin.

What should you make your beloved for his lunch? You wondered with a hum and turned to head into the sun rays stretching from the front window.

Though Ichigo was deep in concentration, it was hard to miss a bowl of spicy karashi being set in the middle of the dinner table.

Ichigo eyes shone at the familiar bright yellow goo and glanced up at you with hope in his tired gaze "Are you... making Mentaiko?"

"Sure am" you glowed like some sort of beautiful food angel "I've cut the fish, just waiting on the rice now" and you walked away as if it were nothing, but secretly, deep within your heart lunged at Ichigo's adorable features.

You hoped he'd be okay with you joining him for lunch because there was simply nowhere you wanted to be more than with him, even if it was just for lunch.

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Though most of your morning was spent canoodling with a more cuddly than usual ginger, you stood before a till and kept yourself busy with customers, cleaning, and restocking.

It was a nice day of sunshine and music filling the small business from a random radio.

A coworker had come from the back kitchen and asked if you'd like to take a break, and you were never one to decline lunch.

You hummed and sparkled as you constructed the perfect sandwich and picked out a slice of strawberry and chocolate cheesecake. Your work pal snickered at your sudden shift to favoring strawberry desserts, and there wasn't one bone in your body that would disagree "I guess he really is the Love of My Life" You smiled down at the slice of berry garnishing your dish "I miss him!"

"Get over it already, the fanny's probably on his way to see you right now" They waved a dramatic hand "Shout on me if there's a customer would ya, I gotta get some stuff from the back"

"Sure thing!" You made your way to a favored booth, with enough room for two.

The door to the cafe rang and a wide body came through with a scanning stare.

~

Ichigo found his steps were quicker than usual. He got a little too caught up at work, and translating took a lot of concentration.

Thank goodness for his Hollow Hunting habits, keeping him fit and speedy. Though there were a few handful times of nearly running into some poor pedestrian but he was so close!

Just one more corner and Ichigo would make it to your place of work, of course, slowing to fix his clothes before stepping through the shiny glass door.

The bell rang and his ember gaze found you quickly, but you hadn't noticed him yet. You're attention taken away by a large being kneeling before you with a strong grip keeping you from retreating farther into your booth.

"Please Baby, I miss you so much. I always loved you y'know?" the stranger's voice was padded and sweet "It was always you" but his grip slid from your wrist to your forearm and there was no way Ichigo would let those grimy fingers gain another inch.

He was close to yanking the fiend away but said fiend screeched and cried and screamed for his dear hand where an unused fork splintered from his skin. Popping from the shallow wound and ringing against the hardwood floor "What The HELL?! You Crazy BITCH!"

"Don't Make Me Use My Knife!" you held up a rather threatening butter knife, meant for your sweet treat but some would say revenge may be even sweeter.

"You Shithead! You Better Leave Right Now!"

Ichigo knew about what this Ex had done, how he'd treated you, and stepped to the side as- you named him perfectly- Shithead stumbled and winced in his rush to leave the establishment.

"Ah! I'm so sorry everyone!" you apologized to local patrons with a deep bow and red face, but a few of them clapped at the experience "Dinner and a show, well done young lady," A customer told, others soon agreeing.

You sprung from your bow, and tears inked at the side of your eyes. The regulars were very in the know-how about their servers.

A smile split through your hot cheeks, almost at a melting point as Ichigo came from behind with a curve in his brow and a gentle hand on your shoulder "Are you alright?"

You didn't know if you had any teeth left to bear. Leaning in with a hand covering his, you said "I am now, everything's just perfect"

[electrozeistyking]

I am so incredibly curious about N and Uzi before…. N had to kill her…

What was life like as a married drone couple? How did they do their wedding? How awkward was the conversation about having a kid?

I’m also curious about V in this AU, what are her thoughts on all that’s going on… N killing Uzi, N having a kid, N being fricken’ depressed… She was a broken individual in the canon, is she still just as broken here? Has she healed from all that the solver’s but her through?

sorry for the many questions, but as an obsessive individual you have crafted the perfect thing for me to obsess over and i am dying for more content lol.

p.s. are there more fics to come? Ik ya only have the one prologue rn, are more chapters on their way?

Hey, no need to apologize for being curious! I quite like the amount of questions! Tells me you're interested in the AU, y'know? Anyway, let me dig up some old notes!

These aren't the full notes, though. A lot was cut, especially if they involved spoilers and/or if they made this go on for too long.

Everything was as fine as it could possibly be on this frozen, toxic exoplanet. Hell, this stretch of fine-ness went on long enough that one of them decided to propose to the other.

And by one of them, I mean Uzi. 

This is based on some observations (aka the hand holding thing in Episode 6), but N was a major fucking dork when V asked him if he was thinking about proposing to Uzi — y’know, saying things like “I don’t know if I should” and “maybe she doesn’t want to go that far” and “maybe we’re fine as is?”

Then meanwhile Uzi’s been drawing up plans on how the hell she’s going to propose to this tall ass robot.

In the end, she kinda threw it all to the wind and decided to do so with no big events or plans or anything. She kinda panicked, though, so she said “Do you wanna marry me?” instead of “Will you marry me?”

N nearly short-circuited trying to say yes. He was kind of having a “Oh my goodness, this is happening????” moment and a “OH SHE DOES WANT TO GO THAT FAR” moment at the exact same time, so something may have literally sparked.

[...] there was a funny period of time where the duo kept very suddenly realizing they’re married, like it didn’t actually sink in until that moment. 

In fact, N exclaimed “oh my goodness” and leaned against something every time it occurred to him.

Unfortunately, the good fluffy times couldn’t last forever. 

You see, one way or another, our beloved robotic dorks somehow found themselves on the topic of having a kid. The conversation itself was fine, if slightly awkward at first (what with N being unsure he’d be good at parenting, anyway). However, just as they reached the peak of “hey, would they be more disassembler or more worker” jokes, Uzi started coughing. 

Which is not normal for any kind of drone. Unless they accidentally swallow something wrong, or if the air’s a bit too thick for whatever reason, drones don’t cough for seemingly no reason. And yet, despite how odd it was, both of them tried to brush it off.

In a brilliant moment of jumping to conclusions (even if they’re the right ones), Uzi realized that The Solver was trying to take over her body.

In a panic, N tried to help any way he could, but felt like he was doing nothing in the process. Uzi just kept getting worse, and every time they landed up empty-handed, the thought he was failing her stung even more. 

V tried to help as well, out of fear over what that thing would do if It took over (and because she did think of Uzi as a friend, even if she’d never admit it to her face).

When The Solver started hijacking her body during one such search to find a way to stop It, Uzi realized it was all over for her. 

Whatever this thing was — whatever It wanted — wasn’t good. And so, in a moment of desperation and panic, she came up with a plan to destroy It. Hopefully, if everything worked in their favour, It’d be gone once and for all.

Of course, its success banked on N’s cooperation. Since V split off from the duo this time, he was the only disassembly drone who could possibly carry it out. Predictably, he tried to decline at first, seeing as the plan was to kill Uzi and destroy her core.

However, when Uzi explained that this was the only way to get rid of this fucking thing, N reluctantly agreed. Despite being incredibly painful, he brought out his laser gun (which is what I think it is, shut up) and the couple had one last heartfelt goodbye.

But then, just as N went to shoot her, the laser turned an awful shade red he’s never seen before and started malfunctioning — something that’s supposed to rarely ever happen. N panicked, calling out Uzi’s name... right before the weapon exploded.

V felt the vibrations of the explosion from where she stood and immediately rushed to N and Uzi’s location. She assumed that something went wrong, but what she saw was not what she expected.

Uzi was dead. 

There was a Fatal Error message on her visor, as clear as day. She was in multiple pieces, with a hole in her chest right where her core was supposed to be — having most likely imploded, thanks in part to The AbsoluteSolver’s weirdness.

While N was alive, his body was in rough shape. He’d been split in two due to the blast, and his chest had been cracked wide open. Judging from how dark smoke billowed from where one of his hands should’ve been, something had gone completely wrong. 

But how? There was a very small chance their weapons could malfunction, and yet... what the fuck happened?

V chose not to dwell on it too long. N’s body wasn’t regenerating on its own fast enough for some reason, and he was losing a shit ton of oil at an alarming rate. 

Fuelled by pure adrenaline, V somehow managed to carry both of N’s halves and all of Uzi’s pieces back to the Outpost.

[birinboom]

After giving this some thought and then checking your tier list for inspiration I think you'll be amused to find out that I was considering Thoma prior to seeing it.

Thoma is really, really sweet, and I think he'd be able to figure out a really nice balance between getting you out of your comfort zone but not throwing you into the deepest, coldest, darkest pits of the ocean when he's supporting you in whatever goal you've set for yourself.

I feel like he'd also be able to properly appreciate your kindness without taking it for granted by working to reciprocate it. He also has enough mischief in him to keep things fun.

Basically I can count on him to take care of you. Not to say you can't take care of yourself: just that he will lighten the burdens of life not add to them.

Cyno was another option I considered when I thought about it. He's a really thoughtful and caring guy. The fact he started telling jokes just to be less intimidating and more approachable shows just how sensitive he is.

I like the idea of him being very attentive. One thing I can also imagine is him never belittling anyone's interests - unless someone's interest is objectively bad (think illegal things that are harmful to other people). They may not be for him, but he'll appreciate that you like them.

I remember seeing somewhere that Cyno was potentially neurodivergent, and I remember seeing somewhere else that neurodivergent people did this thing of...it had something to do with penguins, where they collect things that made them think of you. I can see him doing that.

Again another guy I can trust to treat you well.

Jing Yuan was the default because I read your fanfic and my brain by default associated the two of your together

While I haven't seen Windbreaker, I remember you posting a lot about Umemiya Hajime (he's the white-haired cutie right?) and my brain went: what about that guy too.

These four are now in competition for your hand, this is what my brain has decided.

This ^ ? This is me right now. I'm crying bawling sobbing in a puddle of my own tears.

I almost didn't want to answer this 'cause this whole thing just... makes me SO happy 🥹

Guess it's harem time for me 'cause I'm NOT choosing just one of them!

Thoma is... perfect. Perfect house husband. He cooks, he cleans, he fricken' knits! He's an animal lover. I love him so much, but he needs to take a break at times. I want to take him on a picnic where I'm in charge of the food and drinks. He gets to sit and enjoy the view.

And Cyno! My snarky baby. Short king. I want to hide his headpiece though. Give me access to that fluffy hair. He needs to find someone else to play cards with tho, I only play Go Fish 😒

Speaking of fluffy hair, Jing Yuan! He'd better be bringing Mimi to the house or I'm rioting. Wait... can we teach him Cyno's card game and teach Cyno star chess and then they can play with each other and I'll be free? This is my harem so I'm saying yes we can!

And Umemiya's bringing up the rear (And YES! He's the white-haired cutie who I've been obsessed with lately! I'm so happy you picked him despite not knowing him!) Guess Thoma gets to focus on the house since Ume will be taking care of the garden. And they can take turns cooking. Fresh veggies for dinner, yuuum 🤤

What am I doing in the house, you ask? I'm their ray of sunshine cheerleader , it's a full-time job!

I love all of these so much, THANK YOU!!! 💖💖💖

Tell me which character you ship me with

[a-random-fan4444]

For your grandpa Draxum AU it would be interesting if Casey Jr being sent back 2 years before the apocalypse started, caused more butterfly effects than Jr would ever be able to comprehend.

Off the top of my head, what if Casey going to repo mantis’s yard for scraps and materials for his builds causes Repo’s pet cat to be mutated first. So instead of Repo having a monster for a pet, he gets a cat for a kid.

Casey who had never met or been told about Mrs. Nubbins sees this and thinks that his makeshift uncle had lost his daughter towards the beginning of the apocalypse.

How well would he respond to that

Thank you for the question @tiredeternal !!! This one’s adorable!!! 🥺 And hilarious!!! 🤣

(For those who need context on the au)

This is the perfect opportunity to push my “Repo Mantis’s a regular yokai” agenda. As far as I remember we don’t see any proof of Repo Mantis pre-mutation, so my sister and me joke that he’s just a yokai who lives on the surface, that just hasn’t bothered on correcting anyone who assumes he’s mutant.

Casey Jr accidentally changing the timeline is a constant in this au (some seeds of that have already been placed in my other posts).

For Mrs.Nubbins to be mutated in to a human-car thing, she’d have to have consumed human is some way. So here’s my explanation: Casey Jr while digging for scraps gets bit by Mrs.Nubbins, Jr didn’t see what bite him but starts to panic. In the apocalypse the thing most likely to bite you would have been the Kraang Hounds so Casey Jr immediately leaves back to the lair to disinfect the bite out of a panicked habit.

As for Repo, he would question everything he knew if one day he saw his cat was now a kid. Cause he’s pretty sure he knows how kids are made, but now he’s beginning to have doubts. The stork stories might have some truth to them after all. He kinda accepts it, it’s still Mrs.Nubbins after all. Plus she’s adorable and could make costumers easier to deal with. You wouldn’t yell at someone about their business being a scam if they’re child’s right next to them would you?

It’s fricken hilarious imaging Mrs.Nubbins going from this to this:

[isekai-crow]

Cherry Magic Ep 3

I thought we were gonna get the partner for Masato in episode 3, but we got him in episode 4. INSTEAD HOWEVER, in episode 3 we got some other fun characters!!

ONE OF THEM BEING VOICED BY FUCKING YUUSUKE SHIRAI!!!!

Was not expecting his high pitched whiney voice to appear OUT OF A CHARACTER LIKE THIS but also I really SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SURPRISED. HE'S A STAPLE IN BL ANIME AND AUDIO DRAMAS. High pitched whiney is a compliment by the way because its CUTE and made Capybara have conniptions while listening cause this is his favorite VA, and also DAMN THIS DUDE HAS RANGE.

GO listen to the character Ramuda's voice from HypMic and you'll see what I'm talking about. His other characters are friggen Sasaki from Sasaki and Miyano, Nikaido from Idolish7, Usui Masumi from A3!, and basically this man can SING and has RANGE and is bread and butter in the anime idol boy world.

So yea, Shirai, Yuusuke plays the annoying kouhai Yuuta Rokkaku, whose only purpose is to make Kurosawa jealous of Adachi spending time with someone and make Adachi jealous of Kurosawa's 'perfection' when Kurosawa starts showing off trying to get his attention away from Rokkaku. I also hope he becomes a Shipper On Deck with the other new character, Nozomi Fujisaki!

Koshimizu, Ami is the voice of Fujisaki sempai, who is so far just a stereotypical Japanese office lady, but having seen her in the opening we know that she is the CAPTAIN of this Ship, All Hands On Deck, and has fucking Acrylic Stands of these two that she's absolutely gonna make kiss like barbie dolls.

She also voices fricken Ryuuko fro Kill La Kill, Kallen Stadtfield from Code Geass, Sailor Jupiter from Sailer Moon Crystal, and a TON of other big name female characters!! Delightful.

LMAO if this isn't the first thing that pops up in episode 3!! I'VE TAKEN THIS MEDICINE BEFORE. It's OTC anti-hangover meds THAT FUCKING WORK. They're also really good for dealing with certain IBS symptoms. OTC Meds in Japan are Great. (*w*)b

Episode 3 is the Karaoke Episode, standard Japanese business life going drinking with your superiors to "improve moral" (This shit sucks, and I only had to deal with it the first 3 years I lived here. Bosses don't know what boundaries are, don't even know the word).

There's tons of funny faces. This episode was having so much fun.

Poor Kurosawa fails at impressing his love interest with Karaoke cause the man is too upset by how perfect he is. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING. I'm waiting for the moment when that perfection is peeled back to show the person underneath.

Adachi tries to rescue his female co-worker whose being catcalled / harrased by drunk dudes not even from their company, only to get rescued himself.

Fujisaki is all of us. She knows EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON. Even if Adachi doesn't lmao. She doesn't need to read minds. She's got Fujoshi-Senses.

Adachi is also not subtle at ALL ABOUT TOUCHING?????? But he's also NEVER successful???????? MY BOY. THINK. USE THAT SINGULAR BRAIN CELL TO FIND A BETTER WAY.

I guess Adachi like Rokkoku enough to go to a Sauna with him? And Kurosawa is of course tags along because he gets to see Adachi naked.

This is also SUCH a Japanese thing. Someone's hobby is always something boring like "listening to music" or "watching movies" or "drinking socially" which aren't REAL hobbies, OR IT'S WEIRD RANDOM STUFF LIKE GOING TO A SAUNA.

OH LOOK HIS NIPPLES ARE GROWN IN. (This is a running joke between me and Capybara about whether a character is an adult or not)

Bless this poor simping man. Some day. Just you wait.

STEAM CONDUCTS THOUGHTS!!!!! Poor Adachi clutching his towel and running like the fair maiden heart he is after seeing all of Kuroswa's fantasies.

So capybara and my theory is that it's BODY heat that transfers the thoughts, otherwise it wouldn't work through clothing. (What happens if we get an Adachi or Kurosawa with hypothermia? Sick Fic anyone?)

But also this is the kind of stuff I feel bad for Kurosawa about. He's allowed to have fantasies damnit! They shouldn't be held against him! Unless he does something to Adachi that he doesn't want or consent to LET THE MAN LIVE DAMNIT.

But also poor Adachi for having to experience that anyways haha.

We get a rare moment here of hearing Kurosawa's inner thoughts (mostly self pity about the situation his heart has gotten him into), and it's NOT filtered through Adachi for once! So it humanizes him a bit more (not that he wasn't human before? But like people idolize him rather than villanize him... I don't know the word I'm looking for... endears us to him?) and we get to see his thoughts on the situation, the damage that's been done from being basically a "Gifted Kid" in more ways than one, fucking SA'd by a CEO Lady and also WHY he likes Adachi and damn, it took someone seeing him as something less then Ken Doll Perfect for once in his life to fall for someone of the same sex. It's definitely more than that, but like. That's so story book sweet and a little sad type romantic. I love it.

It took one man giving him a Dom Face to awaken the Inner Sub in him, and his heart was stolen, lmao. (I think this might be Capybara projecting and wanting someone to look at HIM like that tho >w>) (im gonna get murdered for that)

I hope they continue to play with tropes and don't follow the standard "One of these MALE characters is just a stand in for a FEMALE, so one is the seme/top and one is the uke/bottom and they NEVER switch."

God I hope they switch. And/Or Adachi makes the first real move. Or like, Pins / Kabe-Don's Kurosawa to the wall. That would make me so happy.

CAREFUL ADACHI. HE'S ON TO YOU. HE'S STARTING TO SUSPECT YOU'RE USING WITCH CRAFT ON HIM.

also AHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE. Kurosawa is adorable and so in love and so worried, and it's fairly realistic! I can't wait for more.

[1-up-chump]

An mk ask thingy i did! Warning, its very long tho so its under the cut. Here's the blank https://www.tumblr.com/arttrampbelle/714499370612113408/mk-various-asks

Enjoy!

SFW:

• What is in your opinion the best stage?

Have to say the living forest, not just bc i love nature, but it's always left a big impression on me. The menacing trees with a life of their own, that random dead guy returning to the foliage. The whole atmosphere is just so unique to mortal kombat in terms of a fighting game. In shaolin monks its my favorite level just how memorable the scenery is, from the lumbering zombies to the trees themselves to the clay status to the snakes all around.

My second favorite might have to be the shirai-ryu fire gardens. Its just so beautiful and a perfect place to have a good fight. Reminds me truly of those old martial arts movies

• Who is your main?

Raiden, simply because i always found his flying electric move so funny bc he just flings himself and screams.

Although kung lao and scorpion are close second to who i prefer to play as, even though sub-zero is my second favorite character of all time.

• What powers/fighting type would you have if you were in mk?

Probably fire moves like liu kang, but with the legs. Something like a cool cartwheel of flames attack or breakdancing move as a special.

Although for something more sinister... bones and shadow would be a cool ability, like a cross between shinnok and noob-saibot's attacks

• Who is your fave kharacter(s)?

Raiden, baby me thought "haha funny screaming triangle man" as good enough reason to like him. Upon growing my first and only brain cell however, i appreciate his role in the lore as a mentor and protector. But also feel his character could have so much more, how i see him is a combination of many iterations of him in media. And it saddens me that, canon and fans alike, only put him in a one dimensional box thats, no offense, a generic lawful good paladin type who has all the humor and personality as wet cardboard.

Second favorite is sub-zero. Short answer: heehoo blue is my favorite color :)

Long answer: sub-zero, specifically kuai liang, is an interesting character who goes through many trials. Having to deal with the sins of not only his brother, but his clans' grandmaster as well. Having to fight a vengeful specter to having to fight those he once called brothers in arms in steel prisons that contain their souls in code.

• If you had to pick a representative realm,who's side would you be on? Or would you be on your own side,acting alone? Aka neutral.

Earthrealm, because i fricken live here!!

• If your found yourself on shang tsung's island,washed up on the beach. What is your first reaction,and what would you do first?

Panik, calm, remember as much survival tips as possible and encounter shang tsung, panik

• Would you have a master/teacher/sensei? If so...who?

(Do i really need to say it?)

Raiden and fujin would be the best teachers (both with their similar yet different approaches)

However, i would so vibe with master bo rai cho. One, i laugh at fart jokes. Two, i may like drinking. And three, approaching things with cautious optimism is always the best tactic for me.

• Fatalities,brutalities,or friendship?

I love friendship HOWEVER this is mortal kombat...

My favorite fatalities and brutalities are varied amongst characters and the games. So i would describe my favorite kinds to be...

How exaggerated they are, as in how unnecessary you are killing someone from ripping them apart to blowing them up.

How much gore there is, from gushing blood and guts to a whole skeleton popping out.

How quick they are, slow and painful or quick and... still painful.

• What stage would you NOT wanna be stuck in?

Dead pool, the smell must be atrocious. Like someone filled a chlorine soaked pool with road kill. The mix of chemicals unknown and death has to at least made one kombatant throw up.

That or the kytinn stage, god i hate that stage who thought THAT was a good idea??? The gore i can handle but bugs and the hives and the eggs eeughhhh!!! No thanks >:(

• Who would be absolutely terrifying to fight in mk. Even if it was at its fairest and you had the highest advantage.

Shao kahn due to trauma fighting this asshole many a times.

Although i gotta say the scariest might have to be either shinnok or onaga. Those two are literally beings who will end realms, compared to them? Shao kahn is a little kitten.

• Who's your least faves and why?

To be honest, i dont have a character i hate and wished didn't exist, but rather be written better. But to pick someone, it'd have to be either kronika or Stryker. Kronika bc in canon shes stupid, ugly, and annoying to fight not even fun to beat in the sense of accomplishment but rather getting it over with.

Stryker bc (acab) his character is literally just some dude. Yeah Johnny cage is a Hollywood star but also a serious fighter with chi energy, and sonya is fckin military and has her own agendas. Stryker is just some riot cop thrown into all of this and while that type of character can be done good as a vessel for the "every man" i just think he's boring.

Same goes for cassie cage and Jacqui Briggs but even with them they can be developed in the right hands. Cassie being more of Johnny's protege and Jacqui being her own woman, both who are defenders of realms through and through.

• Who's in your opinion the best character to play as? Who is the worst?

Raiden, liu kang, scorpion and sub-zero (if you can get used to them)

I'd say there is no "worst" character to play as. As that is mostly due to how they are programmed in various games. I will say in terms of "not fun" to play with, is characters that feel op with just button mashing or learning only one special move and spamming that. Yeah its easy cheese but it feels cheep and ruins fun for both the opponent and myself. Against ai? Lol. Against a player? Unfair on both sides.

• Fave game?

Shaolin monks hands down, it shows its age with the gameplay and story BUT despite that its such an amazing beat em up. From running around and throwing hands, to the fatality meter and input. To the shaolin monks shared braincell and raiden dishing out hot gamer tips. Its silly stupid fun and honestly has the truest spirit of mortal kombat.

Senseless violence in the name of survival. Morals be damned, you have a realm to defend. Feel guilty after you slice this man in half ok? Now kick the big bad guy's ass!

• Least fave game?

I've heard the special forces game is the worst and i believe them, but i haven't played it so i dont count it for me.

I gotta say playing armageddon i hate how clunky it feels.

Storywise mk 11 is the WORST (sorrynotsorry) it just... they take everything built up in 10 and spit on it. Dark raiden who? Shinnok who? They added time nonsense and basically just copied avengers infinity wars homework (i say this as someone who once loved marvel to death and still loves spiderman)

And with the addition of aftermath they did some good changes but also did worse ones too so in the grand scheme of things, nothing changed. They added these "titans" that just replace the elder gods they just killed off for funsies rather than DO SOMETHING WITH THEM.

They fucking killed off kotal UNCEREMONIOUSLY (and while im kinda neutral with him i feel for the poor kotal fans)

they fuck up Sindel's character to turn her into a "hashtag girl boss thats powerful and sexy but really in a male gazy way still"

they make raiden even more useless with their clear favor of fujin (i love him but ffs stop treating him like the nicer bro in touch with mortals more than the fucking bro who's been with them LONGER and has a mortal son figure)

Oh i forgot they kill off future hanzo so all that progress he made? For nought. For fucking nought. In the dumbest way possible (the favoritism d'vorah has REEKS she killed off two popular 2d era characters and gets no real repercussions. Love her but fuck off man)

Shang tsung is the only good thing about that whole ass game. And his ending is better than liu kangs, which feels so intrusive to kung lao's whole ass legacy. Like fuck him he can't bring honor to his own bloodline but his "bestie" can???? Tf?!?

Liu kang is favored the most but suffers from "protag syndrome" and gets dbz levels of treatment. Gets all the power ups in the end and just goes "yeah im the chosen one fuck the rest of you" without saying it like good god.

I hate it bc bad writing. But i don't mind some things about it, i love sheeva and nightwolf and frost looks so good and geras and cetrion are pretty cool and kollector is kollector.

But the pre battle dialogue? Dog shit. Most ooc writing i ever fucking saw. 90% of it i skip going "he would not fucking say that"

"DEmi GoD" my nonexistent left nutsack.

(Sorry for the rant but i just have strong opinions on this as a long time fan)

• Favorite iteration of your faves? The least fave?

The best iterations of raiden are always the most weirdest places of media. For instance, defenders of the realm cartoon and conquest. Both with their uniquely 90s stank, raiden remains the best aspect of both media. The 95 movie also has the best raiden

Least iteration is mk 11 because he just feels so... wrong, if he was dark raiden i would accept it but he's supposed to be "light" yet his personality doesn't show it. Even in the moments where he goes "dark" it doesn't feel significant enough to have impact to me. Especially with how they take his character to be too detached (yet emotionally charged, but in a way that is writen by someone who hasn't had these feelings before of caving in under pressure and responsibility)

The ideal raiden is: wise, calm unless provoked, sassy, dilf.

• Who would you love to have a drink with?

I would say bo rai cho but i think my organs would explode with alchohol.

My safest bet would either be raiden or Johnny cage (he may hit on me but i know he'd fight another drunk guy or a coat rack for me)

• Who would you play board games/videogames with?

NOT shang tsung i know this fucker cheats (and is just too smart)

I wanna play street fighter with liu kang bc he's like a big brother to me :3

• Who would you have as a sparring partner?

Liu kang, i would pick kung lao but honestly i feel like kung lao is just slightly more ferocious than liu. So my bruises would be less with the dragon than the rabbit

(Fun fact: rabbits are more aggressive than you think)

• Who is your arch nemesis?

i honestly have no clue bc i don't like having beef with anyone. So it would have to be some random antagonist who declares me to be a nemesis bc i beat them hard that one time. (I genuinely dont know, someone tell me who my nemesis would be!)

• Who if given the chance to. Would you love to sit down and have a deep conversation with?

Raiden or fujin, I'd love to hear stories from their eternal life. Asking questions about what they see about life through their eyes, their opinions about humanity, what has changed about it and what hasn't.

Shang tsung I'd actually love to talk to just to hear what he has to say. I bet he's dying to info dump culture onto someone, either ming dynasty era culture or even cultures of outworld folk. Talking about magik, dark and "light" magiks. Religion, spirituality, politics and everything else.

• Where would you like to live in the mk verse?

I mean i already live in "earthrealm" but as in a place? Sky temple, or any temple really bc temples are cool and tranquil. Aesthetic af. Although shang tsung's island is really cool as long as its cleaned up a bit.

• Would you help johnny cage with a movie if given the opportunity?

Hell yeah! Although I'd rather take a minor role.

• What's your main outfit look like?

Fitting the old style kung fu aesthetic but with a sort of modern twist. Matching more with liu kang's aesthetic but blue and more accessories

• Do you have a self insert(s/i)? If so what do they look like?

See above for self insert.

I did have a self insert turned oc, katsumi. Look on my blog for them for their convoluted lore.

• Do you self ship? If so. With who?

Raiden, but also kuai liang in a complicated genderfluid fuckery of "only when i feel masculine" way i cant really explain in short.

• If you could change 3 major things about the story. What would you change?

Mortal kombat being more important than a tournament. There are tournaments that decide fates of the realms, and there are personal challenges that have a little more lax rules.

The elder gods actually enforcing these rules via divine intervention.

I have many ideas for many characters but one thing i have in mind for kabal is that, he actually is more involved with destiny than led on. Kabal is working in the black dragon to play the long game of taking it down for good, but cetrion is secretly and subtly using him to manipulate destiny in a sort of "butterfly effect" for what she perceives as "greater good" but its biased to "order and light" and actually messes up the balance of the universe.

• If you could have the power of the crown,would you take it? If so what would you do? If not,who would you give it to and why?

I would not change anything, that sort of power has too many variables. I would still keep it so others can't access this power. I would be lying if i said i wouldn't be tempted to "juuusst change a little thing, just one thing, one little tiny insignificant thing" but ultimately any change no matter how minor always has that variable of messing things up. Changing destiny itself is always a gamble.

• What is a race/species in mk you want to be explored or expanded upon?

The kytinn, they should be more than "disgusting bugs" because there are like billions of insects with so many different shapes and sizes and colors. And not all are slimey and ugly some are so beautiful and some are really beneficial to the environment.

More shokan, can't get enough of those four arms.

Whatever species that birdman was in defenders of the realm

And the saurians, more on reptile's people plz and thank.

• What part of the lore is underrated or underused?

ELDER. GODDAMN. GODS!!!

More about the lin kuei and the shirai-ryu, esp the shirai-ryu.

Hell, just gods in general. Raiden and fujin can't literally be the only ones. What about other pantheons? What about other realms and their gods? Rain cant be the only demi god argus produced. More about this god war thingy that happened in the lore that one time and just never gets brought up.

• Opinion on the special forces?

Good but should stay out of the spotlight as much as possible. This is mortal kombat, not call of duty and certainly not s.h.i.e.l.d.

• Opinion on the elder gods?

as useful as politicians, which is to say NOOOOOOOOT.

Jokes aside. The elder gods are so interesting and i wish we knew all of their names or most of them. How many are in counsel? What do they do most of the time?

What really IS their role in the mortal kombat universe? Were there elders before and no longer? What was shinnok really like before he went mad and evil?

• Opinion on the old timeline? New timeline?

Now here's a hot topic, i gotta say both have their pros and cons like anything.

I will say though, no writers can hold a candle to john tobias and (when he wasn't too big for his britches) ed boon's writing.

• Opinion on the "kombat kids"?

Loads of potential!

I dont mind them, hell i love kung jin and takeda. Cassie and Jacqui however leave a little room for improvement (more so on cassie's part) but i blame the writers being mostly dudes who haven't met a lot of women.

• Are you a heroic kharacter,villainous,neutral,etc?

Im probably neutral leaning heroic??

• How dirty are your willing to fight?

Depends on how dirty, are we talking dirt in the eye or psychological warfare?

For me it may depend on the stakes and context. I might fight dirty in a hairy situation. But if there is a lot at risk, probably not afraid to utilize every dick move possible.

• If tempted by an enemy to join them if it ment saving your realm,home,loved ones,friends.....would you?

Yeah, but not without trying to figure a way out/eeking out the benefits of playing mole

• If you were to be in an arranged marriage with a "bad guy" who would you rather be with? What about a "good guy"?

Had a hilarious idea cetrion gives raiden a "handmaiden" as a gift. And he's so mad bc he feels weird about being served and worshipped in that way (although all gods have an inherent desire to be worshiped)

Gotta say shang tsung may be an evil sorcerer who would steal my soul, but he'd give me a better time than shao kahn at least. At least be a bit nicer

• If you could kiss any kharacter,who would it be?

Who do you think~?

Although i gotta say mileena deserves a big smooch, she deserves a lot of tender love and care C'mon ppl are so mean to her give her sharp teeth some love

• Would you show your opponent mercy?

Yes, buuut if it's someone who's fatally wounded a "mercy kill" would probably be best. However accidents happen and "fatality" may be the only result.

But letting someone live isn't always the nicest thing to do anyways. Especially if you wound them, and their spirit, and let them deal with it.

• If you had to pick a kharacter to die or killed off,for good. (Aka no bringing back for plot,like actually they ded ded bro) who would it be?

Gotta say kabal but only at the most opportune time that really hits the hardest.

Quan chi, killed by scorpion in the most le epic way possible.

Jerrik (lol sorry jerrik)

Ermac (sorry ermac but maybe its for the best you have eternal rest. No more mortal kombat for you at least)

• Who would be a better guest kharacter?

Any street fighter bad guy (or character in general. Their crossover is LONG OVERDUE MAN. Long overdue.)

Terminator can stay bc he's been referenced before in mk as easter eggs.

Deadpool because his inability to die plus his chaos is just on brand for mortal kombat.

• Opinions on guest kharacters?

THERE SHOULD BE NONE WHATSOEVER

Or at the very least be the only payed dlc, and take at maximum 3 slots. And make fucking sense. And WILL NEVER EVER IN AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF YEARS BE CANON

noteverythingneedstobeacrossoverandnoteverycrossoverneedstobecanonforfucksakeguys

• What rules of mk are absolutely necessary and what rules do you think would be absolutely bullshit? (This one is for people who actually give a damn about tournament rules,lore rules,and general rules that were established in lore. If you dont care. Skip this.)

The whole of mortal kombat being as fair as possible to mortals to defend themselves against threats is necessary and i wish they'd show rules against magiks. Like an official tournament they show that kombatants can't use magic, chi or otherwise, only pure skills with their physical bodies. They can use weapons provided that they were in the arena prior to kombat, they cannot use weapons given outside of kombat.

There's no bs rules that come to mind i would get rid of. There's loopholes that can be taken advantage of and getting rid of those we'd have no plot.

My problem lies mostly with canon never showing the full set of rules until convenient. And even then just how enforced are those rules? How much can raiden and/or the elder gods really do? Can someone just say "fuck the rules i can do whatever i want actually" and have 0 consequences? Some media depicts shao kahn breaking some established rules but nothing really happens except in 9, but even then im pretty sure he already broke a few minor rules anyways?

• What features would you keep,get rid of,and better utilize or polish up. Or even add?

Keep the x-ray moves those were awesome.

Turn the weird defence/offense thing into one whole convenient energy bar.

Maybe trim the fat with augments, as fun as those are, i think they shouldn't have had that much in 11 as it felt personally to me more like a mobile game with getting them and putting them on.

KEEP all of the accessibility options in 11 like i dont use half of them but i was very happy with how accommodating it was.

Fuckin ACTUALLY balance the characters, use the "tank, long ranged, short ranged, speedy, glass canon" type method of balancing these characters. Give them reasonable strengths and weaknesses that can be beaten with any character with a certain strategy. If they have an op move give a fair punishment like a long cooldown time or a one time use.

For additions. I had an idea for a "karma" system (that could be optional.) For instance, certain things you do in battle can rack up good or bad karma, like for example spamming the same power move (bad karma) or blocking a lot (good karma) and once this meter fills up either way, you get a buff or debuff. Good karma could give you reduced damage or heal a little bit of health. Bad karma could disable block or disable a certain power move. Giving kombat a new experience, to your benefit or detriment. (Changing your strategy of spamming hellport when you play scorpion, you know who you are)

• Who is more aesthetically appealing?

They all have their aesthetics tbh. No one kombatant is the same (we dont count the ninjas they have to share clothes)

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• If you had to have a one night stand with a kharacter who would it be?

Im not a person to really have those, but I'd have to say either raiden or Johnny cage. Im sure Johnny is no stranger to drunken one night stands

• Who in your opinion has the biggest pp? Whether in energy or literally the biggest

Shao kahn, i KNOW this man's cock huge and he has the metaphorical and literal balls to match.

Close second is raiden and hanzo. They are packing down there ;)

• Who would you say gives the best oral?

Shang tsung and fujin, Although shang tsung would win overall bc fujin wants to tease how you squirm under him, but it's rude to talk with his mouth full~

• Where in the mk verse would you liked to get fucked the most?

Shang tsung's throne room and sky temple. So sacrilegious~!

• Who would send the most chills if they did dirty talk to you?

Fujin is the master of dirty talk, he can say the most utter filth with the sweetest of face. But for me personally raiden just has a really nice voice so he could say something so tame and i melt from the vibrations of his voice.

• If you woke up next to your mk blorbo,naked,in their bed. What is your reaction?

Oh no! Anyways~

• Sexual tension training session? Thoughts?

Y e s. Although raiden would prefer such acts to a minimum, especially with anyone else present. But in private, tease him enough and he'll teach you a "personal lesson~"

• What god,elder god,or immortal kharacter would you smash?

If i couldn't pick raiden, either fujin or rain. Maybe cetrion, maybe.

• If a god caught with your mk f/o (if you have one) doing the do. What would your reaction be? Theirs?

Raiden being caught with cetrion barging in with divine nonsense and just gets so mad. The audacity of this elder, smh... i would probably be like anyone else being walked in on, shocked and annoyed.

• Who is the most husband/wife/spouce material? Who is the least?

Liu kang and kung lao are husband material the most.

Scorpion and jax are canonly husband material.

Raiden is a dilf so yeah he's husband material.

The least husband material? Im sorry it probably has to be sonya, relationships to her are already so complicated i can't see her being the upmost wife/mom material regardless what canon said. Although if you mean in the sense of "married to her work" then yeah, match made in heaven.

• Would you bring back sexy outfits? Skimpy attire for everyone? Or just keep it rather tame or realistic outfits?

Everyone in mortal kombat should have at least one sexy alt costume.

Everyone.

• The smuttiest,filthiest,hc you have for your faves.

Raiden enjoys eating sushi off his lover's body. And fucking in the water, either a hot springs, a bath, in the rain shower. Raiden also has to constantly hold himself back from going too rough, otherwise he's going to slam into his lover too hard and give them bruises. He wants to go deep and be as close as physically possible.

• How loud is your mk blorbo in bed?

Raiden is just very loud, especially when he kums. He's a god of thunder, how can he remain quiet when he's getting the best head of his life?

Abahyeahhh~

• Mk Blorbo,angry sex? What's it like? What about other faves?

Raiden doesn't like to have angry sex even if he probably should let off steam like that. But when he does, he's rough, stern and commanding. May accidentally zap his lover with the occasional stray lightning emanating from his body. But afterwards he's very attentive to make sure he didn't completely wreck them.

• Mk Blorbos Opinions on virginity?

Raiden does not care at all. Although he'll tease you if you are rather perverted for a virgin and know some things about sex.

• Mk blorbos opinions on breeding kink? Would they have this kink? Would they be willing to get into this kink?

Raiden is too cautious to actually go through with it, but if he thinks about it, he'll blush like crazy. He might indulge but he's mad careful about not accidentally having any little demigods.

• How would your fave go about asking for sex? Would they be straight up or would they give hints and play around with you? What about you?

Raiden would be straightforward but tactful about it. He probably would be dropping hints he needs sex more than he cares to admit by accident.

• How long would they wait to have sex with you? Would they be ok with rather early on or would they actually wait a bit?

Raiden tries to wait as long as possible for an established relationship. But if the tension is too much, he may crack sooner than he wanted to. But he's very resistant to such temptations first, so him asking someone for sex means there's probably been a century's worth of sexual tension.

• Would people know about your affairs or would they keep it under the radar? Or would they kinda have something in between?

Raiden prefers keeping affairs between the person he's seeing. Not that there's anything against the rules about having an affair, gods care less than mortals about such a topic. Raiden rather just not deal with the headache of being asked unnecessary questions. And not want to embarrass the person he's having sex with. On a "need to know" basis.

• Would they fuck after a fight? Would they fuck during a sparring match? Would they do this during training? What is their opinions about sexy times during kombat?

"You can have sex AFTER mortal kombat." Raiden is far too serious to desire any sort of sexual activities during kombat. However, there are certain exceptions if one can rile him up enough. But be prepared, he'll show no mercy for such "distractions."

• Turn ons? Turn offs?

Raiden will immediately pin you against the nearest surface if you kiss, lick, and or suck his neck. Especially if it's bare. He's sensitive there and its a surefire way to get pounded one way or another.

He also likes "purity" and "innocence" in a playful manner. Wear white or light colored garments under an outfit where its easy to reveal them, and it can easily make him blush and turn his hat down to hide it. Raiden will definitely make time to find a secluded area to "get a better look at such inappropriate training attire"

Raiden is immediately turned off from causing too much damage to his partner. He can cause a few bruises here and there, but hates drawing blood, and leaving scars. Kombat already does that enough as is.

He's not exactly turned off by degradation, but it just does nothing for him. Either way.

• What they seek in a sexual partner (aka what they find sexually attractive) vs what they seek in a significant other/spouce (aka marriage material)

Someone who is honest about what they want, someone who is also respectful and polite about it as well. And is good at teasing just enough to imply some sort of cheekiness. Sounds like a contradiction, but really, raiden prefers his attention grabbed, and then gently taken to reveal intentions.

But for marriage material? Has to be good with kids and has a strong sense of fairness. Who loves life and wants to defend it with their own, for themselves and others. And have a good sense of humor, and be able to get him out of a grumpy mood.

• Who would they have a dick measuring kontest with. Aka who would they have to throw hands the most with for your affections?

Shao kahn is competing for raiden's love interest solely for the flex. And is willing to do many dirty things to rile raiden up.

Which is the worst idea ever, since raiden will not be afraid to hold back and pummel shao Kahn even as a mortal within every inch of that tyrant's life.

Shang tsung would play around but unlike shao Kahn he's not stupid enough to piss raiden off to that degree. He knows when to get out when the static builds up to critical level.

• Do you like them softer/romantic or more spicy/kinky?

Depends on the mood but soft and spicy is a nice touch. Raiden can go any way, but usually he'd be more soft and romantic.

• What "bedroom" nicknames would you call them? What about what they'd call you?

Raiden loves being called "lord" or "master" in the bedroom. But he'll laugh at particularly silly nicknames like "lightning rod" or "thunder daddy". They are absolutely not sexy but its funny to him, and laughter during sex enhances it so much.

A personal nickname would be "raiun" which means "thunder cloud" but other than that his name is hot enough when you pronounce it with a Japanese accent.

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The sun and Moon show sun is only a ""victim"" cause he fits the idealised version and because of that most the fans downplayed everything bad he did to his brother with retcons starting with his main truama being stuck in sun's head.

And of quick note the characters I'm talking about are fictional robots but that doesen't matter.

I don't give a fuck much about TSAMS Canon anymore now that they turned sun into a victim Sue but the pain moon causes sun was not on purpose and yet it was constantly implied that it was one of the reasons why I haven't watch new stuff of the show for along time sun's a Mary Sue so no matter what the shows done for.

And sun thought quote ""That moon liked hurting him,,. And not lmmidiately recognise the very obvious truama that he was stuck in his head until moon strait up told him months later seriously how the fuck did so little people not find that psychopathic.

Now here's the bit that makes moon be not considered a victim him threatening and hitting sun well simple counter sun deserves it and he drove moon literally crazy. Back then moon didn't immediately go to it there was a mention of sun taking the wacking stick which I largely view as a comfort item to moon Due to his past of having to fight for literally everything. Also due to sun being mainly in charge of the body I viewed that as a position of power that sun could easily use to hurt moon with.

On the surface sun did a good thing cause Moon was using it against kids well according to sun but sun made moon look after kids when he was obviously mentally unstable after spending years trapped in their shared head and didn't wanna do it in the firstplace. Sun set him up to fail and then prattled on about him being a bad caregiver. This is not the firstime he set him up with job he didn't wanna do all the job simulation VR episodes these was more tame then the first one but notably sun didn't even bother to find something that moon liked doing and moon couldn't tell sun he didn't like these jobs instead he pretended he was bad at them.

Moon can't call sun out or stand up to sun in any way whatsoever without being labeled an abuser oh so what the pain he caused sun while he was in his head was not delibrate I don't care about the shit they put in later cause the damn show started enabling their majority toxic sun worshippers. And there's the bald ""jokes"" Oh what moon constantly gets hated cause of his violence towards sun well often while sun disregarding Moons bodily autonomy is completely ignored.

And there's the killcode I feel like I'm nearly done with main ones but the killcode I equate it to mental illness moon constantly resisted the urge to kill so many times and sun was being a complete entitled bastard about it. Cause look at the points above with how he acted I just assumed that the killcode was an malfunction cause of Sun going out of his way to suppress moon cause with how he was acting is it so wrong for me to come to the conclusion that sun was doing shit like this while off screen or the time moon was strait up suns prisoner from literal birth. But of course sun's easy to woobify and his behaviour got excused by them and everyone's woefully uneducated about what it's like for actual abuse victims (Which I fricken am)

Anyway I'm just gonna briefly get to eclipse I thought eclipse wanted to save moon from sun. And moon had stalkholm syndrome so eclipse had to find a way to lock moon away without him catching on. Unfortunately they ended up making eclipse worst then sun. Eclipse went out of his way to torture moon and the fandom just concluded that he deserves it cause uwu he hit ""perfect innocent"" Sunny cause suns one of those people who get away with whatever they want and if anyone dares retaliate there the bad one. Anyway I hate him and I for a large part that's not the only thing moon had to go threw Moon was stuck in his head so many times and rarely did stuff or thought of himself thats why I think he had stalkholm syndrome. I hated that sun's leniency riddled life is depicted as something everyone should think is the "worst" Ha moon may have gotten ambiguously violated(I think lunar was a result of robot rape but I didn't when it happened cause of how ambigious it is) and tortured in his own head while sun just got to nap is worst and don't give me sun was ""suffering" under eclipse bullshit as far as I was formally concerned moon leaving a part of the killcode in sun was him on some subconsicous level giving sun's own shit back and even so eclipse stile counted as an accident. Eclipse also was never directly had a grudge with sun even through he should have had but this show just happen to be allergic to sun ever being at fault.

I don't want to go threw everything sun did to moon and I thought sun was going on a redemption arch to me after he killed bloodmoon that should have been the sacrificed needed for his mask to slip and for moon to get that sun was the horrible one that was only a ""good person" cause he was the whimpery puppy dog that people see abused people as instead moon died while saying ""Maybe the next me would be a better brother,,(Well technically he got a memory wiped but it's stile just as bad) as a result of a rampage sun went on cause he felt like he should have convient unearned importance just like everything else in his life (I don't give a shit or even sore what sun says to his enabler when moon allways went out of his way for that ingrate)

Then instead of actually letting him actually fully suffer for actually going as far as indirectly killing his abuse victim they introduce a new character just to make him feel better and tell him ""You were allready a good person,,. Bitch what

If he wasn't a covert narcissist then you would be just a privilaged shallow pretty face that everyone despises. I wasn't even fully watching back then I barely know this character but just the fact that nobody called her out on how ableistic,classistic and sexist her sheer existance is just cause she's the one that ""finally gave sun therapy"" when moon died just cause sun couldn't stop guilt tripping moon for one second enough to have a conversation.

And he had the chance to do so TWICE and he just ended up saying that moon did nothing for him bitch you literally just thanked him for everything he did you manipulative fuck you should have stayed in your box. Actually eclipse should have stayed in his space cage as well prison is where they typically put rapists.

I really wish I had discovered the idealised victim tag earlier that way I would have actually put more of my verious vent posts up with it, Honestly I think their doing sun's post moons death depression sympathetic shit while Earth probably flaunts her ""goodness"" privilages now it's been months since I've watched a current episode

But dude you only care about your brother after he fricken died and became someone not with the truama you caused dude fuck you.

And Earth fuck you for being the reason that two of the few people that can can call sun out on his shit is now now dead

And fuck you show writers for doing this shit and not doing you damn research properly and went ""respect the process,, the one time you provoked your own fandom.

I guess I do not see the point of this anymore since sun's a Mary sue there's no way he's ever gonna truely gonna stop being ""sympathetic"" but whatever might as well put it up anyway

[ask-beacons-finest]

Talking to a pal on the blog and we were talking about that last Afewdrinks post where Yang got the "package" in the mail and I am sobbing sjdjdjdksnsjs Friend I love you omfggg

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Toon Patrol x Reader || Gifs

Topic: How they Kiss. Eventually I'm gonna probably do actual blurbs and headcanons for this but I'm too tired right now, so this is just like a sneak peak.

Characters: Greasy (2), Psycho (1), Smartass (3), Stupid (1) and Wheezy (3)

Warnings: Risqúe gifs XD

Greasy:

He's horny & handsy: I mean, what did you expect? He'll be making out with you and have his hands all over you- well on his way to final base if you let him.

Favourite place to kiss you?: Damn, anywhere. Anywhere he can reach.

He'll greet you by taking your hands and carrying them up to his lips, before trailing kisses all the way up your arms, across your shoulders, up your neck, over your jaw and to your lips.

He'll also press open-mouthed kisses all I've you through your clothes in an attempt to get you in the mood. Over the cotten of your shirt, before lifting the bottom of it to touch your skin as he kneels, then certain sporadic places across your clothed pelvis and your thighs... that is, until you let him take off your clothes.

Also likes to wake you up.with kisses, like below.

Psycho:

Inexperienced & Determined: Psycho has no damn clue what he's doing with this (He's never even had the urge to kiss anyone before! No one's as special as you ^^), but lord he wants to. Everything he sees you!- he feels this odd desire in the pit of his stomach and he desperately wants to get rid of it.

Eventually he just grabs you (Like the gif. Imagine his straight jacket-covered fingers clamping around your jaw) and drags your lips to his.

Really Likes Kissing: Yeah short story even shorter- he decides that kissing you is really nice! He's gonna start giving you pecks whenever he can. Smartass is nauseated.

Smartass:

Kissing?: Affection and general softness... is not really Smartass' thing... So it while it already takes a long time to even whoo this weasel (Cuz like, he doesnt know you? He doesnt know your people? He's very suspicious)- it's gonna take even longer to get him to kiss you.

Even when he wants to kiss you, he'll be hesitant. Where does he even start? How does this work? He's got a lotta thought-out questions and you might just need to take the plunge.

He'll get the hang of it pretty quick ^^

PDA: You thought Greasy was shameless? Once Smartass has given you his trust he'll do anything to keep you and gets possessive. He wants people to know who you belong with.

So yeah, he will just come up to you when you're talking to someone he doesn't like the look of and give you a good, long kiss- with tongue.

Wheezy: Ey Boss, ain't that Pepé talking to Y/N over there?

Smartass: What!?- *Hands Wheezy his gun*

Smartass: *Starts storming over to you* Hold- the fuck- up-

Soft and Casual: When its just the two of you, or his gang, you two are honestly kinda cute. You'll smile into kisses with him, and he'll just be looking at you with that 'I'm so fricken lucky' look clear as day on his face.

Stupid:

The Cuddly Weasel: Your kisses are usually quite sweet ^^ Just little lip touches when nothing else is expressing just how much love you feel for each other.

You're usually already cuddling wrapped around your big giggly boyfriend, possibly laying on his belly while he hums and plays with your hair, and you lean down slowly to give him a kiss on his nose, his jaw, or the corner of his lips.

Wheezy:

Giggly Kisses: Wheezy likes to kiss you when you're laughing. Just like, tells you a joke just to see your cute little smile and hear your adorable fricken laugh, and then can't help himself!- He's gotta lean over and give you a lazy kiss on the lips.

It doesn't have to be perfect with him, just happy.

Skill!!!: Sorry, I just can't help thinking Wheezy is actually quite good at kissing. In that lazy way where he's taking his time, because all he really wants is to just taste you- feel your lips with his, enjoy your reactions to things he does (Like your different moans, groans and sighs. How you clutch him, press closer to him, etc).

He isn't racing towards an end goal like Greasy, its not his first time like Psycho, and he's not as perpetually stressed out as Smartass is.

Playful: Yeah, he definetly does stuff like this, too-

[littlelioncub43]

Anything: Day VII

Summary: It’s your birthday and Lee has everything all planned. You’re both ready to end this week with a bang. 

Pairing: Lee Bodecker x female!Reader

Word Count: 4,271

Warnings: Smut 18+ ONLY (minors DNI, I fricken mean it!), fluff, breeding kink, creampie, unprotected sex (please use protection, my babes), dirty talk, soft!Lee, pet names, Lee is absolutely pussy whipped but in the best way possible. 

A/N: Ah! This is the end of “Anything: The Series”! I am so sad to see this lovely series end, but at the same time, it’s also very, very exciting! I am so proud of myself for being able to complete a series. I’ve seen so many other amazing writers on this site that have completed series much longer and much more complex than my own, and I used to read them and think “there is no way in Hell that I could do that.” But here we are. I am so immensely grateful to all of you who were invested in this series. Your support and words of encouragement truly helped keep this old steam train a-goin’, so thank you. From the bottom of my heart—Thank you. I love you all, just as you are, and as you will be. 

Kisses

—K

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The day had arrived; your birthday. Lee had it all planned out, from the moment you opened your eyes to the moment you laid down for bed. He had it down to a science: a nice (or as nice as he could get it) breakfast, a quick trip to the grocery store to get you out of the house so Deputy Blyth’s wife could sneak in and decorate the house for a small birthday party, dinner at that one restaurant you love two towns over, and then a private party with just you and him, cake and presents. There was absolutely nothing that could ruin this day.

You woke up around the same time as you normally do. Instinctively, you reach over towards Lee’s side of the bed while you rub the crust from your eyes. The spot that is usually occupied by your sleeping husband is found empty, a slight tingle of warmth from his body still lingering on the sheets. With a groan you roll over, burying your face into his pillow to breathe in his relaxing scent.

“Lee, baby, where are you?” You call out into your shared home, your voice still thick with sleep.

“M’here, Princess, don’t worry,” he calls back as he walks down the hall.

Tentatively, he pushes the ajar bedroom door, his hands full as he grins at you. He’d cleaned up a little before he brought you your breakfast, he brushed his hair and teeth, and put on some of his aftershave since he knew you loved the smell of it. The little wooden breakfast tray was neatly set for you: a pretty plate of French toast, an egg, and hefty side of some of your favorite fruit, a single dainty flower laid to the side as well as your silverware and glass of water.

“Happy Birthday, Sweetheart,” Lee said happily as you beamed at the breakfast he made for you.

“Oh, Lee, thank you!” You perk up in bed, grinning happily at the nearly perfect stack of French toast on the plate, “you did such a good job, they look gorgeous!” The compliment made Lee relax, he’d made nearly 4 different plates until he was finally satisfied with how it came out.

“Thank you,” he blushed softly and sat the plate in your lap, dipping down to give your lips a loving kiss before sitting at the edge of the bed. “Now, eat up before they get cold, Princess.”

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“Lee, we don’t need anymore laundry soap,” you groaned at your husband as he drug you down yet another aisle of the general store.

“Are you sure? Last time I was in the laundry room, it looked pretty low,” he said as he read the labels of the boxes of soap to search for the one you liked best.

“Last time you were in our laundry room was when we got back from our honeymoon,” you joked with a fond smile, giggling when Lee shot you a playfully scolding look.

“Ha-ha, I’m married to Don Rickles, himself,” he dead-panned and rolled his eyes with a smile. You laughed some more and pulled at his arm, “Come on, Lee, I don’t wanna spend my birthday cooped up in this store.”

“Fine, I think we got everything, anyway,” he said as you headed for the register. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Lee sneak a bag of candy into the basket.

“What was that?” You whip around, nearly scaring the life out of your husband.

“Nothin’,” he says coyly, his playful smile threatening to break across his face when you teasingly narrow your eyes at him.

“Mmhmm, ‘nothin’,’ eh?” You say suspiciously, your eyes not leaving his as you reach into the basket and pull out the bag of candy. “This the bag of nothin’ you’re talkin’ about, Sheriff?”

“Well, I’ll be damned,” he drawled out in a fake shocked tone, “how did those get in there?”

“I don’t know, I was hopin’ you’d tell me,” you said coolly, Lee swears that you’d make an incredible interrogator. He grins and shrugs.

“No clue how it happened, Ma’am,” he lowered his voice, using the rumbling gravelly tone that he knows you love. His eyes darkening with desire as you looked up at him through your lashes, he slowly inches his face closer and closer to yours, “musta been an accident.”

You were grateful you were alone in the aisle, you feel your face heat up softly when his nose brushes against yours. “An accident, Sheriff?”

“Mmhmm…” he hums and pecks your lips chastely, it’s quick and soft, he’s teasing you. “They’re the flavor you like, anyway, Princess,” and they were. You loved the way they made his mouth taste when he ate them. He snatches them from your hand and places them back in the basket, pressing another teasing kiss to your lips. “Now, come on, I thought you didn’t want to spend your birthday cooped up in this store.” You chuckle and follow him to the registers.

Lee insisted on carrying all the bags into the house, ‘it’s your birthday, Princess, I don’t want you to have to lift a finger,’ is what he said. You chuckled and held the door open for him while he carried them into the house with you right behind him.

“Lee, baby, why are all the lights out?” You said curiously, you could have sworn you left a few lights on. You began to walk towards the kitchen, then the lights suddenly came on as soon as you rounded the corner.

“Surprise!” They cheered, nearly scaring you out of your skin, you jump and yelp, laughing immediately when you see it’s only your friends. Deputy Blyth and his wife Sarah stood holding a bouquet of flowers and balloons, Maureen, Jane, and Patricia held neatly wrapped boxes and bags in their hands. The kitchen was decorated sweetly with your favorite color, streamers, balloons and flowers were scattered across the dining and living room. It was perfect.

“Oh my goodness!” You laughed happily as everyone greeted you with a hug and a warm “happy birthday.”

The party was absolutely perfect; presents, drinks, and a small lunch. Before you knew it, the sun was setting, and one by one your friends slowly parted ways. Waving Maureen off from the porch as she pulled out of the driveway, you sighed and leaned into Lee’s side, his arm around your waist comfortably. With a happy sigh, you dropped your arm and looked up at Lee with a smile, he was already smiling down at you. Without saying anything, he jerked his head to guide you inside. You instinctively start cleaning the stray wrapping paper from the coffee table, Lee collecting the dirty dishes and bringing them to the sink to wash later. Humming softly, you feel Lee’s arms circle your waist, a trail of loving kisses find their way up the soft slope of your neck.

“D’ya have a good time, Princess?” He whispered into your hair, his hands petting your sides gently.

“I had a lovely time, it was perfect,” you whispered back and turned to face him, “thank you.”

“Don’t thank me, just yet, babydoll,” he smiled and checked his watch, “you gotta go get ready for dinner if we’re gonna make it on time,” you give him a confused look but he smiles and ushers you towards the bedroom, a playful swat to your behind gets you moving much quicker, “go on!”

Lee waits outside the bedroom, his own suit waiting for him in the guest bedroom. You hum thoughtfully to yourself as you scan your closet for something to wear. You zero in on the lovely wiggle dress that Lee bought you for Christmas last year. With a little elbow grease, you slip into the navy blue dress, the cream ribbon around the waist made you look like a knockout. Adding some touches to your hair and makeup, you grabbed your favorite pair of black heels and open the door. Lee stood on the other side, his hand lifted to knock, his eyes widening in a stunned expression as he took in your appearance.

“What do you think?” You said happily, stepping back and doing a little turn for him as he scanned your form in the figure hugging dress.

“Princess, you look like a million bucks,” he sighed happily, his cock beginning to swell with excitement as he continued to shamelessly stare at your ass. As much as he would love to bend you over your vanity and show you what he thinks of the dress, he didn’t want to miss your dinner reservations. “Let’s get going, Sweetheart, I wanna show off my pretty little birthday girl.”

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You knew where you were going the minute Lee turned on to the highway. The restaurant you absolutely loved was a little over 45 minutes away, Lee had taken you there on one of your dates when you just started seeing each other, he also takes you there every few months ‘we deserve it, don’t we?’ Lee says. The drive over is calm, Lee talks about the book he’s reading, which characters have died and who he thinks is the killer, you tell him about the book you’re reading, you’re currently enraptured in The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. The drive flies by quickly with the two of you chattering away and listening to the radio.

The restaurant is just as pretty as you remember it being; nice bushes of colorful flowers lining the walk way, clean linen covered tables, moody lighting that made you feel like you were being cocooned into your seat, the smell of fresh baked bread, sweets, and meals drift through the air—it was absolutely perfect. It also didn’t hurt that they made the best Italian food within a 50 mile radius. You ordered your favorite, and Lee hardly teased you about ordering the same thing every time. As the waiter takes your emptied plates away, Lee stands up to talk to the waiter. He leans in and whispers something to him before handing him the camera he got you for Christmas. He smiles back at you as he sits next to you, tossing his arm around you.

“Let’s take a picture,” he says casually. You look at him surprised.

“Yeah?” You chuckle, he nods and hums as the waiter lifts the camera to take your picture.

“Say ‘cheese,’” The waiter says, you laugh softly, your head leaning against Lee’s ever so slightly, your hand resting innocently on his thigh as you grin at the camera. The waiter takes a few with Lee pressing a kiss to your temple. “Wonderful, here you go!”

“Thank you,” Lee says and takes the camera back, tucking it away into his pocket, “ready to go home, Princess?”

“Yeah, I’m stuffed,” you sigh with a smile and pat your full tummy.

“Oh, you’re gonna be,” he growled under his breath before kissing your cheek sweetly, “now, come on.”

~~~~~~

“Oh, Lee!” You gasped.

“D’ya like it, Princess?” Lee asked softly, the gold and pearl earrings glistened under the soft lights of the living room. You gaped at the black velvet box in your hand, almost too scared to touch them in fear of ruining them.

“They’re absolutely gorgeous, Lee,” you whispered and traced the teardrop shape of the pearl with your index finger carefully, “they’re absolutely perfect!”

He chuckled at your reaction, his nerves quickly falling away as you continue to fawn over the earrings. The other presents he’d gotten you like a few new records that you said you loved and the book you kept putting off buying laid in front of you both on the coffee table. “I’m glad.”

“Thank you, Honey,” you looked at him with that radiant smile of yours that drew him in in the first place and gave his lips a loving kiss. He mumbled a ‘your welcome’ before you wiggled your tongue into his mouth. One of his hands gently took the velvet box from your hand and set it on the coffee table carefully, his lips never leaving yours. Then they came to your waist to pull you closer to him, you were sitting much too far away from him for Lee’s liking.

Your tongue moves against his in slow, calculated movements, it never ceases to make him weak  in the knees when you kiss him like that; like you have all the time in the world together. Your hands slide up his muscular arms and wrap around his neck, pulling him even deeper into the kiss. A soft moan rumbles in his chest when your hand pushes through his hair, your nails gently scratching his scalp, he can feel the pleased smirk on your lips. In one fluid motion he pulls you into his lap, your legs straddling his, your dress making it slightly difficult to sit so wide, but he pushes the skirt up your thighs,

“Did you have a good birthday, Princess?” He whispered when you both broke away for air, his mouth trailing sloppy kisses down your jaw, biting playfully at the sensitive skin of your neck. You shudder when his teeth sink into a particularly tender place, your grip on his shoulders tightening.

“Yes, Daddy,” you whimper into his ear, your thighs naturally trying to rub together, the dull ache between your legs just begging for relief.

“Did you get everything you wanted?” He murmured into your throat, his hands starting to make for the zipper of your dress.

“Almost,” you smirk proudly when his head left its place in your neck to look at you, slight worry and interest painted on his face.

“What do you want, Princess?” His lips dust gentle kisses all over your face, pulling a soft giggle from you. You give him another kiss before pulling back to look into his lust-filled irises, a finger tracing along his plump bottom lip and cleft chin.

“I want a baby,” you whisper to him, his whole body going still underneath yours.

Did he hear you right?

Lee stared down at you, his eyes wide in shock. You’d spoken about it a few times before, and both of you were on the same page: you both wanted kids but you didn’t know when. Gulping down the lump of saliva in his throat, his grip around you tightening naturally.

“You want a baby, Princess?” He had to make sure he heard you correctly.

“Mmhmm,” you hummed and nodded, “I want a baby, Lee…” his cock twitched excitedly underneath you, your hips starting to grind into his, “want your baby, Daddy.”

“Oh fuck,” Lee groaned at the title, it always made him hard, but this was different. The weight of what you were asking for had him throbbing with need almost immediately. “Ok, Princess, I’ll give you a baby.”

“Yeah?” You smiled bashfully.

“Yeah,” Lee grunted gruffly and nodded, his nostrils flaring with lust as he took deep breaths to steady himself, “I’m gonna give you a baby.”

The statement more for himself than for you, a pleased moan breaks past your lips when Lee suddenly surges forward, his lips smashing onto yours eagerly as he lifts you up into his arms. You lose yourself in his kisses, your head spinning as each one consumes you. Suddenly, he drops you to the bed, you bounce a few times with a surprised squeak as Lee tears his suit off, tossing each piece of clothing to the floor without a care, his eyes locked on yours as he undresses himself.

“Get up,” he demands, his voice gravelly. You scramble to do as he says, his rough hands make quick work of your dress, which joins his clothes on the floor. A rough hand pushes you back down on the bed, Lee’s large frame draping over yours immediately. His lips stealing the breath from your lungs in a searing kiss, you whine and cling to him, one of his large hands sliding in between you both to pet your soft petals. You hear him growl into your mouth when he feels your wetness, his fingers teasing your entrance with light circles, the rough pad of his fingers avoid your sensitive clit. You whine, hips chasing his hand in an attempt to get the stimulation you crave.

“God, Princess, just begging for it aren’t ya?” He chuckles darkly as he plunges two thick fingers into you, the tightness around his digits has Lee’s cock throbbing in jealousy, “M’gonna fuck a baby into this tight little cunt,” he smirks when you whine, “just like you want me to… you like that, don’t you, Sweetheart? Like the thought of being full of me? Carrying my baby? That everyone’s gonna know you’re mine, gonna see that you belong to me—fuck…”

You whimper and nod frantically, words fail you, but god, you want that so fucking much it hurts. Your pussy flutters around his fingers as he pumps them in and out of you hurriedly, his words working you both up beyond imagination.You look up at your husband, his face already flushed, his eyes blown out with primal lust, his lips parted as he pants. His hard dick ruts eagerly at your inner thighs, smearing his pre-cum all over your heated skin. Your hips begin to grind on to his fingers, matching his pace perfectly. You can feel your high beginning to build in your loins, your walls gripping his fingers tighter and tighter.

“Gonna cum, Daddy, gonna cum!” You cry, your voice whiny, you were sure you looked and sounded pathetic but when you were so close to coming you couldn’t find it in you to care.

“Yeah, fucking cum on my fingers, be my good girl, c’mon, Princess, give it t’me!” He demanded, his thumb finding your clit to rub it in furious circles, the roughness was just what you needed. You release on his fingers, your juices soaking his hand as he milks your orgasm for all it’s worth before you try to push his hand away.

With a wordless growl, Lee tears his hand from your cunt, licking the juices that drip from his fingers as he stares down at you, his gaze laced with feral hunger. You bite your lip when he smirks at you, his bare cock now pushing through your sloppy wet folds making you gasp with sensitivity. You feel that all consuming need bubble up within you once more, the heat of desire burning through you. You give Lee your best puppy eyes, your bottom lip jutting out slightly as you nuzzle against him with a whimper.

“Lee, baby, fuck me, please,” you whisper and kiss him softly, teasing him to no end, “please, Daddy, want you to fuck me…”

“Fuckin’ hell,” he curses under his breath, gripping his shaft, he drives into you suddenly with one swift forceful push. The air is knocked from your lungs, a deep moan flying from both your mouths. Lee hisses when he feels your nails clawing at his shoulders, the sharp sting helping ground him as he fights the urge to cum too soon. “Jesus fucking Christ, Princess, so fuckin’ tight…”

Soon his resolve begins to break, his arms framing your head as he curls over you, his hips drawing back, loving the way you shudder underneath him at the feeling. Then in one brutal thrust, he sheaths himself in your cunt to the hilt, the wet sounds of his cock stuffing your pussy filling the room as he builds a vicious pace. Lee can feel an electrical current flowing through him, his body moving with purpose, the primitive carnal need to plant his seed inside your womb burns deep in his bones. He listens to you moan for him, unending babbles of  his name, ’please,’ ‘yes,’ and ‘oh god’ fill his ear.

Tucking his head into the crook of your neck, Lee latches on to your throat, sucking deep lovebites into your sensitive skin, he knew they would leave very visible marks tomorrow and you’d scold him about it, but he didn’t care. He wanted everyone to know you were his, that he gets to touch you, kiss you, fuck you— no one else.

“Mine, mine, all fucking mine,” he growls absentmindedly, his hips unforgiving as he hikes one of your thighs over his hip and holds you open, somehow pushing even deeper into you, a strangled sob fills the room as he hits that special spot inside of you that only Lee Bodecker ever could. “My pretty little wife, m’gonna fuckin’ knock y’up, m’gonna make you a momma and yer gonna make me a daddy—oh fuck— yer gonna make me a daddy, make me a daddy, Princess, c’mon, I wanna be a daddy!”

He continues to ramble into your skin, his face burying itself into your bouncing tits. The thought of your breasts filling out, swelling with milk to feed your child tortured Lee, his face scrunching at the painful pleasure that shot through him. Your body shook, the tension of another high pulling your muscles taught, moan after moan flying into the air, your lips dry from panting, sweat beading the crown of your head. Your nerves felt like they were a live wire, crackles of euphoria zapping your flesh in time with each of Lee’s violent thrusts, his harsh grip on your flesh bruising your skin in the best way possible; it has you teetering on the edge. What pushes you over is when he wraps his lips around your stiff bud, his hot mouth encased around the peak of your breast, that sinful tongue of his lashing crazily at the flesh it can reach.

“A-Aahh!” You cry out as you finally cum, your back arching off the mattress, pushing your tits into Lee’s face, his own thundering moan vibrating against the skin of your chest. Your walls pulse around his girth, holding on to him as tightly as they can, his vigorous thrusts reduced to a filthy, harsh grind. A rush of juices coat Lee’s cock, the wetness almost too much for him to bear, but he manages to maintain control of his pace. Your high begins to subside, the ringing in your ears coming down slowly as you lay underneath him limply. With the last bits of energy you have, you spread your legs even wider, your knees close to your chest as your grip on to Lee’s ass.

“Please, baby, wan’ you t’cum, want y’to cum inside me, Daddy, make me a momma, give it to me, Daddy, gimme your baby, please, please, please!”

“M’gonna give it to ya, Princess, gonna give it to you right now!” He all but screams as his balls tighten before releasing everything into your waiting pussy. Lee can swear his heart stopped beating, your sweet little cunt milking him dry being the only thing he can seem to focus on. His eyes roll back into his head as he comes, an animalistic roar shakes his body. The strong arms that were holding you in place tighten to ensure you don’t try to get away from him. You watch as he loses himself, his porcelain skin flushed a cherry red and dewey with sweat, his lips plump from sucking on your skin and parted wide as he gasps for air. He blindly babbles, telling you over and over to ‘take it, take it, take it,’ his hips still rocking in shallow thrusts to ride out his high as long as he possibly can.

When it finally becomes too much, Lee slumps against you, not bothering to hold his weight off you. You can feel every inch of his body twitching and trembling as he recovers, his broad shoulders rising and falling rapidly as he catches his breath. The death grip his has on your body releases little by little, still reluctant to completely let go. You rub soothing circles over his back, your own hand trembling as you caress his heated skin. Soft kisses trail up the side of your throat, Lee slowly pulling himself off of you, remaining inside of you, he wasn’t ready to leave the comforting heat of your pussy just yet.

He captures your lips in a slow, sloppy kiss, it’s messy but firm, and one of the most romantic kisses that you’ve ever had. You can feel Lee’s content smile against your lips, happiness running through his entire body, partly because of the earth-shattering orgasm he just had, but mostly because of you. You wanted to have his children, you were ready to have a family with him—nothing could make him happier.

When you pull back, you grin at each other, the happy twinkle in his eyes reflect back at him in yours. A happy giggle bubbles from your lips as you cradle Lee’s cheek, he leans into your palm slightly, still holding your loving gaze.

“You wanna be a daddy, Lee?” You ask softly, a small seed of worry still holding on to you, you wanted to make sure he wanted this as much as you do.

“I wanna be a daddy,” he said with no hint of hesitation, a wider smile spreads across his lips at the thought of finally being a father, “you wanna be a momma, Princess?”

“I wanna be a momma,” you nod and rub his cheek with your thumb.

“Then I’m gonna make you a momma,” he said sweetly, his voice was pure and innocent, he meant every word, “I’m gonna give you anything you want, Princess.”

“Anything?” You asked with a small smile.

“Anything.”

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[bubblyqueer000]

hello!! I see that you enjoy writing for yasuhiro and I was wondering if you could do some fluffy hcs with yasuhiro hagakure and a shy male reader? :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

My first ever Tumblr request hehehehe! I was so excited for this one!! WOO WOO HOPE YOU ENJOY MY LITTLE HOPE BABIES ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა

TW: Panic attacks and... idk hiro makes a blowjob joke bghfnjchv

♡ Thinks it’s precious how shy you are because who wouldn’t??

♡ This is actually the perfect pair because while you’re shy and introverted, Hiro is the exact opposite.

♡ GBHNGVHBGVBHB I’M IMAGINING HIRO BEING LIKE

♡ “Excuse me sir he asked for no pickles”

♡ He loves to hold and snuggle you and watch you get all flustered! One of his favorite things to do is put his head on your shoulder unless you’re too tiny for that because he wouldn’t want to crush you.

♡ If you are too small for that, he loves to just lay his head on your thighs or have you lay your head on his (It’s canon that he liked to lay on his partner's thighs and as someone with huge thighs it makes me so fricken happy that Hiro is a thigh guy hehe)

♡ One of his favorite ways to make you blush is giving you cute nicknames

♡ His favorites are cutie pie, my moon, and my little crystal ball…. I'm sorry I love him he’s so sweet

♡ Free readings all the time!! For most people, he charges $1000 but you’re special. He usually sugar coats the bad things and sometimes he’ll make up something smexy to make you all blushy ಸ‿ಸ

♡ Hiro: “In you’re future you’re suckin my *censored because jesus was in the room*”

♡ Y/N: “(•ﾟдﾟ•)”

♡ As I mentioned previously, he loves making you blush and get all embarrassed but he’ll cut it out if it makes you uncomfortable. He really has good intentions though!!

♡ He will be so happy if you become comfy enough with him that you give him your affection. (๑´• .̫ •`๑)

♡ HOMIE WILL MELT

♡ Hiro is scared that his debt to the mob might affect you someday. They’re after him and he’s so afraid that if he’s not careful enough, they could start coming after you too. He would never be able to forgive himself if something happened to you.

♡ You wake up one night to your entire body being shaken. Your eyes shoot open and you find yourself in the arms of your boyfriend, who was still asleep and shaking.

♡ “Hiro? What’s the matter? Wake up, baby.” You whispered. You continue to shake him until he wakes up. His grasp upon you loosens when he wakes up and then his eyes meet with yours. The two of you sit up in bed and you hug your boyfriend tightly while he sobs. "You're alright, I'm right here just tell me what you saw in your vision okay?" Hiro tried to calm himself.

♡ "Th-The guys who… The guys who are after me… They took you and…and." He recounted.

♡ "And what, Hiro?" You asked him, panicking, half for him, half your future self.

♡ "I… Never saw you again…" He sobbed harder into your chest, pressing further into you to calm himself. It was a horrible thing to have to think about. Not just the fact that there was a thirty percent chance of being kidnapped and never seen again, but even more so, to have to watch your boyfriend being mentally crushed at the idea of you being taken from him. He loved you so much and a future without you sounded like hell. Through shaking breaths, you spoke to him.

♡ "Hiro… I'm not going anywhere." You kissed him on his forehead. You felt a wash of heat on your face just by saying this. "I'll be with you forever, okay? There will never, ever be a future where I'm not right by your side. Understand?" You smiled down at him, shyly. Hiro paused for a moment, as if thinking over his answer despite the fact that he already knew it, and finally he nodded. The two of you climbed back into the bed and into your original cuddling position.

♡ "Hey, Y/N." Hiro spoke finally, his voice only slightly shaking.

♡ "Yeah?"

♡ "I love you."

♡ Sorry I made it sad but he loves you so, so much.

♡ Thank you for reading and thank you for your request!!

｡+.｡☆ﾟ:;｡+ﾟ☆*ﾟ¨ﾟﾟ･*:..ﾞ((ε(*⌒▽⌒) Until next time!!

[wisehq]

Mission Debrief: Chapter Forty-nine

...It smells like a goddamn come-back!

Okay, jokes about my inevitable return aside, can we all agree that Steve Jobs look-alike is creepy as sin? The discord sever has passed their judgement; the dude’s definitely a freak- kudos to Endo for making the first character I outright despise, I guess? Anyway, after missing out on the last chapter I’m ready to go full steam ahead on this week’s update!

It was a short chapter thankfully and definitely back-loaded, but there’s still plenty to talk about as always. I’m making triple sure to save my draft as I go this time and I’ve got alcohol at the ready, so let’s fricken do this!

I’m not going to talk much about the assassins; they are all bad men and they are all up to bad things, and that’s...pretty much all we got lol. Evil Franky is probably the most interesting of the bunch to me, but even he didn’t do much this chapter. They were glossed over mostly, so instead I wanna focus on my favorite panels.

Poor Loid, honestly. Don’t get me wrong, I’m reveling in all his misery- it’s just that at this point in the story even I have to relent and say I feel bad how stuck in the middle of everything he is. Anya’s manipulating him (hilariously) and he just can’t catch a break, and on top of all that he still has to play dad like the good little spy he is. That face of his will forever be a mood, and I resonate wholly with his done-ness (also just pointing out that Anya is adorable as ever- SHE’S SO LITTLE!)

Okay, Zeb and Olka...I’ll captain this dam ship myself if I have to. Honestly, this whole development we got out of them came out of nowhere, but I’m not complaining at all. I could see how someone might ship them in earlier chapters, courtesy of  the old tried and true method of “boy + girl + being in general close proximity = love” that we see all the time, but Zeb coming out and being (mostly) outright with his feelings took my completely by surprise. I wasn’t expecting anything between these two, aside from perhaps a friendship born from being forced to escape with one another. I would have been fine with that, but this takes it to a much more interesting level-

-especially when framed within the context of the war, and it’s after-math. On top of the cute moment we got with Zeb and Olka, we got to learn a bit more about how the world was after the fighting stopped. @tare-chan​​ and I discussed a bit about how criminal organizations such as the mafia have historically offered help in times of hardship, and it’s interesting that this is the route Endo took with things (Shopkeeper’s comments about Olka’s family being an honorable criminal organization certainly make more sense now, at least). We also have confirmation that it’s been roughly a decade since the war ended, something that’s touched on a bit more as McMahon returns to rendezvous with the others.

He’s such an enigmatic character. I want to know more about his past and his relationship with Garden. It’s also very interesting how he frames himself and Yor; they’re soldiers, just like Yuri. Whether it’s for the government or shadow government, they fight and die for the sake of Ostania. He truly believes in his cause, and he wholly expects the same out of Yor.

McMahon is cold and calculated. Yor, meanwhile, is soft and earnest. She is wholly outside her wheelhouse; nothing about this mission is like anything she’s ever done before. Personally, as an outsider looking in, I think she’s doing a fantastic job so far. Not only has she kept multiple assassins at bay while protecting three people, she hasn’t drawn any attention to herself in the process. She’s damn good at what she does, but for McMahon that’s not good enough- or rather, it’s not good enough for the mission. She needs to be perfect. She needs to be cold, calculated, and lethal, just like McMahon. She needs to be ready to die to protect Olka and the baby. She needs to be Thorn Princess...and Yor Forger is in the way of that. McMahon sees that, and he warns her; throw everything away, or it’ll all be taken away. Permanently.

Yor’s not dumb. She’s very self-aware, enough so to re-evaluate herself and her performance as of late. She knows that she’s lost her edge, and it’s all because she’s afraid now. Afraid of getting hurt. Afraid of getting found out. Afraid of losing her family. She’s not an emotionless robot anymore, not like the empty-eyed woman we saw her to be in the initial few chapters. Yor has things she wants to protect, things to fight for. In many situations and stories, one would assume that to be a boon- but here it’s not. Her job involves kill or be killed, and worldly ties will only hold you back. It’s a frame of thought that’s kept her among the living all this time...

...but as I said, Yor’s not dumb. She’s thinking, enough to where she’s starting to question why she’s even risking everything in the first place. What’s in it for her? How does her risking her life day in and day out benefit her? She already has everything she could want; people who care for her, and people who she cares for in return. In that sense, being an assassin is- in actuality- a distraction from what she truly desires...but at the same time, she’s too far in. At least at the moment. No amount of fondness she has for her family will get her out of the situation she’s in right now. So then, what to do?

I’ll go ahead and predict that Olka, being wide-awake as she is, will likely give her another pep-talk. She’s no stranger to difficult choices. Likewise, matters of friends and family, and choosing between them an duty, will likely be subjects she knows a thing or two about. At least I hope, anyway. I want more interaction between them, and I also want Yor to come to a deeper understanding of her current state. Deep down she knows what she wants, but she’s forcing herself to comply with everyone else’s whim. Hopefully sometime soon it’ll coming a point where she stops thinking about what others want out of her, and instead focus on what’s best for her- and by extension, the people she cares about.

Here’s hoping we get at least a peak of that next chapter.

In the meantime, though- BONUS!

I’d like to hang this on my wall and title it, “My constant state of mind”

[to-hell-and-beyond]

“Sugar to Salt”

Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz x Reader

Requested: Yes : No

Request: Hi, I love your work! Could you do 15 from the misc. list for Hawk? Thank you in advance!! -Anon

I’m not really that good at comebacks so this is be trying. Lol

Summary: Your the sweet girl, but that also makes you the prefect for stuck up brats to try to hurt your feelings. Good thing that you won’t take up any the crap she says.

Words: 1046

If you went around and asked all the students at Valley High, who the sweetest person in the entire school was, they would say Y/n L/n. You were alway so kind to students, teachers, and just everyone in general. That’s why it was so funny once you started to date the all famous Hawk. You had liked him back when he was Eli, but his new found confidence of being Hawk had been the push you both needed to start your relationship. He asked you out and the rest was history.

You didn’t do Karate, heck you hated gym class! You would always try to convince the coach to let you sit out and not participate. Of course it didn’t work, but it was worth the try. So there was no way in the entire world you could fight right? Well that’s what your boyfriend Hawk thought before the day had started…

It was a bad day. You couldn't get any sleep last night and almost anything got on your nerves. This didn't really happen often where you were so annoyed at the world, but here you were. Hawk knew, he understood that sometimes you have bad days no one can be positive 24/7. That’s one of the reasons you loved him, he had such a kind heart.

You were the sweet girl, but you shouldn’t be messed with. You will fight for your rights and for people you care about. Guess Yasmine should have thought about it before she made you her next victim.

“Oh hey Y/n.” You tried around to face Yasmine. You hated this girl to say the least. No, you didn’t think that girl vs girl was ok, especially in a world we live in with stereotypes but you hated her. She alway gets on your nerves. That blond hair, cheeky smile and the way she always seemed to get her hair in your face when she did a hair flip.

“Hello Yasmine.” You said as politely as you could, not wanting to erupt on her. 

“See you got a ride on Hawk’s new motorcycle, he did a good job on it didn’t he?” She asked with a super high pitched voice. You really, really wanted to smack her in the face at that very point in time.

“Yah sure did.” You said with a voce laced with boredom. You tried to make it clear to her that you didn’t want to talk.

“Too bad you could never sit on it with that fat ass you have.” She laughed sounding super annoying. You had always been a target of bullying, your friendly nature seemed to give bullys a free invitation to mess with you. Usually you could care less about the comments Yasmine made about your body but it was getting on your nerves.

“Everything ok here?” You turned around to see Hawk. He had been parking his motorcycle and catching up with his Cobra Kai friends as you had made your way into the school. He was the definition of protective and the last thing you needed was him to come to here and fight Yasmine.

“It’s fine.” You said with a tired voice as you gave him a shy smile and put a hand on his chest to keep him from doing anything.

“Yah me and Y/n we're just catching up. You know, I’m having a party at my house this Friday, you both are totally invited. Well...I guess you actually have to act like a teen, so sorry Y/n.” A few people around her laughed as her voice rang around the halls. You glared at her and pressed your hand on Hawk’s chest from doing anything. Of course her words hurt you, but you wanted to deal with it yourself in your own way.

“That’s to bad Yasmine. Guess even though the host of the party acts like a five year old with abandonment issues, she still has to come even though she breaks the rules she just set.” A few people around you gasped as you looked straight at Yasmine. She had a look of shock before getting herself tougher.

“You think you're so funny don't you? Well guess what, if the entire school had to choose between me or you, I would win. Because you are a loser meanwhile I am a queen. You will never be me or even come close to the mere perfection that I am.” She smiled as you gave a low chuckle.

“You’re right, I will never be like you. Because, A. I’m 10x nicer, B.Surprise, surprise I actually have a boyfriend while you always seem to be single, C. I don’t look like a fricken barbie doll.” She grunted and moved to go pull your hair. You dogged her out tripped her making her fall. You will never guess where she landed...The garbage can. You flipped her off before walking away.

“I will never underestimate you again.” Hawk told you as he whispered it in your ear. You giggled at his response before turning around so you could talk to your boyfriend.

“Those extra P.E sessions really paid off.” You told him as you both smirked. He may or may not have taught you some basic self defense that you had used when fighting Yasmine.

“Well will you look at that, you used to be sugar but now your salt.” You both laughed at the inside joke as you walked all the way down the hallway to your chemistry class.

“Are you ok though actually? I heard her say some pretty mean stuff.” You said as he gave you his worried face. He won't always open to expressing his feelings towards you but it warms your heart that he cared.

“I’m ok.” You kissed his cheek tenderly before giving me one of your award winning smiles. The day hadn't started out perfect but he had definitely helped it. You knew that no matter what that he loved you as much as you loved him. And besides, Yasimines opinion really didn’t matter to you. She would just live rich with her parents' money and fail at the simplest of tasks while the rest of you strived. That was just how life was.

[sunnysviolin]

White Day

Part Two. HBD to Mari!!!

Take Japanese Mari and Sunny from me....watch me go feral.....do it

Okay so White Day is a holiday that started in Japan but has spread out to other Asian countries. Basically it’s a holiday where men who were given chocolates on Valentines can reciprocate and give the woman who gave them chocolate a gift. 

Now consider a few things: 1) White Day is not celebrated in America (as far as I know?) 2) White Day kind of plays into stereotypical gender roles because it assumes like the woman gives the gift on this day and the man gives his gift on this day but 3) Mari is a badass Japanese-American who loves her boy so fricken much

SO

Mari has her own White Day traditions from the age of six onward

It starts when Hero gives her a valentines in first grade. He stayed up that night with his mother and made Mari chocolates filled with lemon cream. 

I have this very intricate headcanon that Mari bakes a lot of sweets, but she personally doesn’t really enjoy heavily sweet things. Hero knows this and so he asks his mom to help him make Mari a sweet that isn’t sweet for Valentines. He ends up with a dozen little lemon creme truffles that he puts in a tiny wooden box for her. 

Mari when she gets the chocolates: 😍😍😍

She got him the stereotypical american things- a tiny paper card and some candy hearts. This was too nice of him. 

She goes home and shows her mom and dad the box and the chocolates and her mom says a joke about how Mari should start thinking about how to thank Hero on White Day

Cue Mari learning what White Day is

Cue Mari falling in love with the concept and her six year old mind *needing* to get Hero the perfect White Day gift

In the end she decides she’s going to make him something back. This is her very first attempt at baking, but she’s determined to match his consideration and kindness. She makes him a batch of cookies, wraps them in shiny plastic with a big white bow, and presents them happily to her Hero on March 14th

This begins their tradition- Hero gets makes her a gift on Valentines and she makes him a gift on White Day. It’s intimate to them because no one else does White Day in their school except for them. 

((Prepare for Angst))

Mari dies at the end of October. Hero is so lost in his fog that first year that he doesn’t even notice when Valentines and White Day pass by. In the middle four years before he learns the truth Hero takes White Day as one of his grieving days (Mari’s birthday being not even a full two weeks earlier is...rough)

After he learns the truth things are different. It’s not that he doesn’t grieve Mari anymore, but the guilt behind grieving her is gone. Now he can love her without feeling heavy. He no longer really celebrates Valentines, and he never gets anyone a gift, but on White Day every year he goes to Mari’s grave and leaves a wooden box with a dozen lemon cream chocolates. 

[chibicalzones]

skz x karasuno

part 1 of kpop groups x haikyuu!!

[a/n Yes you may have seen this before, but this is our version >:) ] 

Man this is a short group of volleyball players 

A GROUP FULL OF HINATA AND NOYAS - lissa 

I cant even call them short when changbin is an inch taller than me- chloe 

bang chan - daichi

a dad™

both of them share a lot in common tbh

both are compassionate leaders 

they care a lot for their peers, hardworking, selfless

very soft and generally fun people to be around

also inviting and social people as well

as much as they are fun, they also know when it's time to be serious

whether you know them or not, you will always highly respect them regardless

also, i feel like bang chan would be really good as a receiver

strong, trust, responsible receiver who’s got your back 

always count on the two of them to be there for you

bonus: their muscles-

changbin - tanaka 

wants to fite everybody, will fite everybody 

the fricken difference in personalities for this boy, good lord

don't ever underestimate changbin’s height 

comes off very scary once you first meet them

once fired up, the both of them are energetic and unstoppable

boys that never give up and always support you wherever

changbin would be a good wing spiker in all honesty

you see those muscles -  perfect for spiking the ball

packed with power and an urge to win

freaking blows everyone away

a literal monster on the stage/court

but once they’re off that? 

big softies

CUDDLES EVERYWHERE 

literally if you see changbin in private, you would think he’s the youngest because of how soft and uwu he is 

tanaka and changbin are both mentally strong

he shuts up all the people who doubt him and talk shit about him in an instant

cause when he’s up on the stage, he blows them away B) 

they may look like just your average guy, but you can bet that they gives it their all and be someone you can count on

minho - tsukishima

pls minho as tsukki; name a better match-

both are fricken savages 

don't mess with either of them unless you don't want to live another day

vvvv intimidating when you first see them

seems like they don’t care most of the time with their stoic rbf faces

but in reality, both really do love what they do (and their friends) and try their best 

tsunderes ngl

both vital and essential parts of their groups

one of the most level-headed people of the group

yet probably one of the most easiest people to annoy lmao

you’d think for someone who always has something teasing to say, they’d be hard to fluster 

not for these boys 

mostly the fluster comes from the surprise of their roast being roasted  

bonus: both attract cats to them (minho attracts soonie, doonie, dori,, while tsukki attracts kuroo) 

meow meow

hyunjin - oikawa 

yeah he isn't karasuno shush 

there’s only 1 drama queen in haikyuu 

and that title goes to seijoh’s captain and all around milk bread enthusiast, shittykawa

absolute visuals like goddamn-

also extremely popular with the people (have you SEEN how popular they are)

you don't stan them? that's okay because we all know you will eventually

there’s a point in all of our lives we go “shit i LOVE THEM” 

tried and true - take it from a former oikawa anti

like their looks may deceive you to think that they’re a delicate flower 

but goddamn, do they prove you wrong 

these two have worked themselves hard to get where they are now, despite people telling that they have it easy because of their looks and talent 

aces of their teams

okay and i see them playfully annoying their friends

“iwa-chaaaan~~”

*flashback to when hyunjin spilled coffee on his clothes* nOoOOooO

jisung - nishinoya

they’re both crazy crazy sexy cool 

hinata may be hyper, but these two will literally want to make you cry from

both very lively and energetic and just so fricken friendly

draws a lot of people/attention towards them cause of their personality uwu

a lot of people overlook them because on the outside, they just see a goofy airhead and not someone who should be taken seriously 

THAT”S WHERE THEY’RE WRONG 

YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY 

DONT BE FOOLED BY THEIR JOKES AND CUTE LOOKS 

they wow everyone with their talent because they’re just that amazing 

guardians of their teams, no joke

always got your back no matter what

also both hate school-

all in all, best bois  

felix - hinata (aka thE SUN)

both are literal suns, fight me on this i DARE YOU

literally such hard-working people

both working from the bottom and striving to improve

no matter what, they stay positive active balls of energy 

a smile from both of them can instantly brighten up your day

how could you hate them?

angels in disguise i say

easily befriends people and a lot of people are amazed by them

ex: when idols hear felix’s voice and dance & when people see hinata perform on court

“cookin like a chef, im a five star michelin” (that day was a day to go down in the books-)

“tF WAS THAT JUMP AOVDBUV THE QUICK HOLY SHIT”

if skz had their own anime, no doubt felix would be the main character

felix is just main character material, just like hinata

bonus: when felix had orange hair- spot the difference, i bet you can’t

seungmin - sugawara 

look, they may look like an angel, but they are a literal devil in disguise 

they’re both very caring and friendly, just very kindhearted 

very affectionate to the people they love

pls and they are so adorable when happy 

a reliable and trustworthy friend who you can always go to

but under that nice/kind boy next door, there’s a cheeky mischievous side

literally will roast you with a smile on their face and anime flowers blooming behind him

you can’t get mad at them when they’re like that ;-; 

would pay for them to do that to me no joke-

everybody gangsta till seungmin and sugawara find out you hurt a friend 

pls i can assure you that you won’t even be able to looks their friends in the eye anymore 

you will be teased/roasted brutally out of existence  

bottom line: fluffy adorable boys but don’t ever mess with them or make them angry unless crying is your new favorite pastime  

jeongin - yamaguchi

SWEET SPRING/SUMMER CHILD 

babies of the group

young and taller than most in the group

always improving and learning from their elders

overlooked and underdogs unfortunately

but once they improve and get their well deserved spotlight

“oh honey you got a big storm coming-”

doted on and supported by their older members/teammates so much

even though they stumble and make mistakes, they pick themselves back up to try try try again 

again duality problems smh 

goes from cutie patootie to fricken badass in the span of 2 minutes

if one of their friends even THINKS of speaking bad about themselves 

these two will smack that friend full on with praise, love, and compliments 

pls treasure these boys and give them all your love

you won’t regret it

jeongin/yamaguchi supremacy im calling it- 

[eternalsehyoon]

Monsta X imagine:  first date.

This is how I would imagine the members on a first date with a potential lover. This is solely based off my opinion and my perception of them, I’m sorry if some of these seem unaccurate to you! Enjoyyyy :)

Shownu

Ice cream (or any other type of food) dates

Would be SUPER SHY, but really thoughtful

Always making sure you’re enjoying yourself, having a good time “Is everything good? Are you having fun?”

Wouldn’t make the first move unless he’s completely comfortable and 99% sure you would reciprocate

 A TOTAL gentleman, would open doors for you and make sure you feel safe

 Would definitely be the type to ask before holding your hand or gently pecking your lips

Good listener

Short responses when you ask about him, but would absolutely love to hear about YOUR life stories

 Soft kisses on your cheeks and lips

 Would totally drive you back home and wait for you to get inside before leaving

“I had a really good time, hope we can do this again.”

Minhyuk

Playful dates ONLY

He would bring you to places like Build-A-Bear, because he’s a cutie like that

CANNOT take his hands off you

Will help you find cute outfits for your plushie

Always admiring you, « How did I get so lucky? »

Spontaneous

The type to grab your hand and start frolicking around like a child

He’d always find a way to make you laugh if he senses your nervousness

Would be so sweet and affectionate, “No need to be shy, you’re perfect!”

Would come up with plenty of ideas for what to do next

Straightforward when it comes to how he feels about you, « I really really like you, let’s do this again soon? »

Would peck your nose/lips and tell you how gorgeous you are ALL the time

« Wanna go back to my place? I don’t want this to end. »

Would spend the rest of the night cuddling with you and talking about everything

Hyungwon

Lazy « stay at home and watch an entire kdrama » kind of dates

Awkward at first

He would definitely order your favorite food and you’d eat it together while watching said kdrama

Silent because he’s concentrated on the show but would crack jokes once in a while to make you laugh

Would ask you a ton of questions between each episode to get to know you better

A whole lot of cuddling involved

Would be the type to gently run his fingers through your hair while you’re lying on his lap

Would stare at you when you’re not looking because he thinks you’re absolutely beautiful

“I so want to kiss you right now” before crashing his lips on yours

If you’d fall asleep, he would cover you up with a blanket and watch you doze off until he falls asleep with you on the couch

Jooheon

Movie theatre dates

Definitely the type to greet you with a hug

He’d make you feel 100% comfortable within the first minutes of the date

He would totally bring you to an arcade before the movie, to get to know you a bit better

Would mostly be competitive, but would lose a couple of games on purpose just to make you feel better about yourself

BUT… wouldn’t hesitate a second to tease you/ make fun of you when you lose, “Wow, driving sure isn’t your speciality” (while playing a racing game)

Very touchy-feely

Would let you pick the movie, because ya know, he’s a gentleman like that

He’d trace small circles on your hand or arm with the tip of his index while watching the movie

Would whisper hilarious comments about the movie in your ear once in a while “Did you see what he just did? That’s a whole fricken mood!”

Would end up kissing you passionately before dropping you off at your place

Super clingy and wouldn’t want you to leave, “I just wanna hug you forever and never let go.”

Kihyun

Picnic dates

Would insist to prepare all the food, even if you told him multiple times that you’d love to help

“I’ll take care of everything, don’t worry.”

Quite confident and a bit cocky, but suuuuper sweet 

Would make you feel like royalty

Wouldn’t miss the chance to tease you when you spill some food on yourself, “You eat like a child, Y/N.”

Would bring his camera and take random photos every once in a while

Would probably snap quick pictures of you when you’re not looking, because he’s so fond of you

Romantic walk around the park after dinner, “Let me hold your hand, if that’s alright?”

Would stay with you until it gets dark to watch the stars

Would kiss you spontaneously while you guys are talking because he can’t resist you “Finally… I’ve been wanting to do this all night.”

Intense make-out sessions

He can’t get enough of you, “This was absolutely perfect, let’s do this again. Like… tomorrow maybe?”

Changkyun

Shopping dates

Would be super chill on the outside, but kinda nervous on the inside

He’d love to go to your favorite stores with you, it would be his own personal way of getting to know you

Definitely the type to spend hours in a candy shop with you and help you choose a ton of delicious treats

Takes his job as a Candy Expert very seriously, sticking out his tongue without realizing because he’s too focused « Gummy bears or sour cherries…? We’ll take both. »

Because he’s an accessory enthusiast, he would ask your advice on jewelry, glasses or hats

He would let you pick whatever you think fits him well « I trust you, you must have good taste, since you’re on a date with me. » wink wink

Would pick a ton of clothes for you and watch you « catwalk » afterwards, « I can’t believe how pretty you are, ALL these clothes suit you well. »

Would carry your bags for you like the gentleman that he is

Would take silly pictures with you in a photobooth and steal a kiss for the last photo

Wouldn’t stop kissing you every once in a while after that, « I could get used to this. »

After the date, when you are both in your own houses, he’d text you: It was a pleasure to get to know you today Y/N, you definitely keep me wanting to know more…

Wonho

Coffee dates

Romantic as hell

Definitely the type to bring a bouquet of flowers, “I chose red roses, I hope you like them.”

Would certainly share desert with you (cake, ice cream, chocolate fondue, name it)

Would think you’re the most gorgeous person he’s laid his eyes on

He’d have literal heart eyes while looking at you

I swear, the guy is all over you

Would choose a booth over any other table because he’d want to sit right next to you

His hand would be continuously brushing your thigh while you guys talk

Would absolutely love talking to you for hours while sipping on his coffee

He’d be very curious and interested, “Tell me everything there is to know about you.”

Not afraid to use his charms and pick-up lines to seduce you

Would make you feel so cozy and petite in his arms

Would drive you back home and walk with you up to your front porch, “I guess it’s time to say goodbye.”

He’d crash his lips on yours, passionately at first, getting more and more gentle, his hand slowly brushing your cheek “Please call me, soon?”