#Stupid Weasel x Reader

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Imagine;

Suddenly gaining the attention of Pepe Le Pew's beefcake cousin Pitu while out shopping with your guy Stupid Weasel.

Stupid doesn't quite Get why Pitu is suddenly trailing them or where you keep dissapearing to, all he knows is that you keep popping up next to him again. so all's well that ends well!~

(Whats really happening, though, clear as day to anyone apart from sweet Stupid- is that even though he's got no idea whats going on, he's still somehow (innocently) thwarting every one of Pitu's Sweetheart-Snatching attempts.)

(For example, Pitu will steal you away when Stupid's attention is on the ice cream case and he's deciding which flavour he wants in his cone, but then when he gets a lick of the flavour he picked he gets a brain freeze, steps back, and squashes Pitu's toes without noticing.) (le OOF!)

(Or Stupid'll be showing you a hat he likes and squeeze your hand excitedly exactly at the moment that Pitu tries to slip you ever-so-gently away so that the skunk can't. get you. out of. his grip!!) (Let go. You fiend. Of my. Sweet. Beret. Of love!!)

(Or Pitu'll come swinging in from the ceiling on a hanging ribbon like Tarzan, and attempt to collect you as he passes- but Stupid decides to suddenly turn you both so he can see something better and Pitu'll collect him, instead.) (... ⁉️ -wait you are not my lovely macaroon of desire!!!)

(Etc, etc, until Pitu falls for someone else... like Greasy.)