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queen0funova · 2 years ago

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Retail is fun because sometimes you'll have to leave the register for 15 seconds to get water (no food or drink allowed at the register 😀), but doing this will piss off a customer so much that they curse and storm out of the store without purchasing anything

#Tales from retail #retail #Ngl I'm just upset #just perplexed #like sorry I needed something to drink #I was struggling to speak #And I said 'I need water I'll be right back'#To which the customer responded 'jesus fucking christ' and stormed out as I was drinking #sorry man

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naturecalls111 · 3 months ago

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WIP!!! Stealing glances amidst victory celebrations in Suna….

#narugaa #naruto uzumaki #gaara of the sand #Naruto #fanart #other fandoms #other fandoms: naruto #GUYSSSS this one is gonna take a while so I’m letting myself post this much of it now #much of it needs to be cleaned up lol…..#thanks to Jane who let me screen share as I drew and helped me every time I went:#“does this expression convey that they’ve been looking at each other the whole night and this is the first glance they catch each other #and are now blushy because Naruto suddenly realises this look in gaara’s eye is Different and he’s the only one that recognises the nuance #as something perhaps intimate. perhaps erotic. perhaps suggestive that they should get up and leave soon #anyway I’m working on it ok….#trying to expound on the visual culture of Suna a little by making like… a shisha lounge #grew up on shisha (my lungs are recovering these days now that I’ve quit smoking completely) but I hold it near my heart #also I changed Naruto’s hair. they’re wearing the ‘The Last’ outfits but I just couldn’t do short hair Naruto I’m sorry #his fluffy spikey blond hair appeals to me so much I’m sorry I refuse to cut it short #also it’s like vaguely mussed and messy here to imply some things about how much he’s had to drink LOL #Gaara has a few strands out of place but that’s it #kazekage duties etc etc #anyway #OK ANYWAY

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carpbait · 2 months ago

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ohh my god explodes

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theythemmer · 4 months ago

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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep #no braincell rn #goodbye it is wine time #hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you #just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc #god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW #art2 and craft2 #dnp #phanart #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester #phinktober #punk edits irl come back to me please #i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin #idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO #actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc #OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME #good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that #now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life

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egophiliac · 2 years ago

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OH YEAH HIS TAIL ALSO LIGHTS UP

here's a bunch of quick reactions to some of the smaller bits, while I work on bigger things for the bigger bits and obsess over Silver's breakdown some more. don't be fooled -- this is only the beginning of my descent into pure diasomnia hell.

(I also need to figure out how to draw OB Mal better)

#art #long post #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #ugggh sorry i really do need to figure out ob mal i have not managed a decent one yet #anyway saving my feelings for later #i have tried a couple of times to write something about how blatant lilia is #about being an ancient fae pretend to be a high schooler in order to keep an eye on his idiot dragon son #but every time i remember that this is a universe in which rook exists and is a real person that the characters know #and it's like. oh yeah. lilia isn't anywhere near the weirdest person they know.#they aren't exactly secretive about fae aging differently either #i assumed he told everyone he was literally 18 because he thought it would be funny #🤷#drink your juice everyone

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outlying-hyppocrate · 3 days ago

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i really, truly, terrifyingly am unaware of who i am as a person. obviously, interests don't make up an entire personality. but what am i without them? the labels i use to describe myself no longer fit me. i have these swathes of names in my head that i don't want to belong to me and they do nonetheless. i am rotting. i am dying on the inside. one day i will fit to my own ideals and i will be happy and healthy and see beautiful sunlight stream through my windows again.

#random thoughts #(probably being dramatic because i watched another review of those lacey flash games and those always scare the shit out of me.#stop that crispin your language is so cheap and disgusting!!)#conflicting labels and interests and terms to describe the amalgamation of personalities i refer to as mine.#i have no concept of time and it is making me sick to my stomach. i do not remember. so many things.#this is only recent. i have not gone outside in a while.#not properly at least. there was yesterday (or whenever tuesday was) but that was for. legalities.#i sit in my room and i lose track of time and i drink water and i rot and i rot and i rot.#hey what's all this talk about rotting i need to promote the album......... 60 streams in just four days wow!!#listeners in japan and new zealand and germany and all that. amazing.#spotify no longer has malice mizer on the podcast i used to listen to. but there's another one.#i need to talk about random things. i have so much to say.#i've been speaking every day but i need to extend my reach to more people. there is a chance i am very mentally ill and i can't even tell #any of you.#in more ways than one now ! ! ! ! !#the term “crazy person”. i really do feel like it.#and i can't tell if it's properly me or myself in a way that. is. i will not elaborate.#something something four years of speculation.#that's cured momentarily i had a human interaction. i think i need to write meaningless words now. (sorry.)#torturous cloth bleeding desperately for the shrines you see nothing is ever really anything when you look at it beyond the surface of seas #and pretty intricate little cobwebs dancing a tune and spelling out the number 50 which is insignificant and means nothing obviously you #know this now #but as a member of us do you isolate yourself place yourself on a pedestal ever i think we're really all just that purple-blooded syndicate #i got into the things you like so i could be a part of you and now you are a part of me altered in the back of my mind though here you see #he took his own face and name now so he is different in some respects #no i don't like this i can see his face peeling in the forefront of my mind perhaps it is something i ought to share to the world through #song #(okay i just needed to do this. fine now. this post is also scheduled. may or may not delete.)#the internet is really scary!!!!

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yellllowstar · 2 months ago

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slowly I'm recovering the beauty of discovery

(creature by half•alive)

(textless + timelapse below cut)

#yellowart #subnautica #i feel like the timelapse is kinda long but also this did take a long time to make #anyways. let me yap about the meanings of all the panels <3 #'i am creation' -> the ocean being the source of life and where shit evolved from also a good way to sort of 'set the scene' for subnautica #'both haunted' -> GHOST leviathan; in the BONE fields #'and holy' -> this one was a bit trickier. debated about using the emperor but i knew i wanted to use her elsewhere #also debated hoverfish because its cute and well liked so i thought that would be funny for 'and holy'#also something something jesus walking on water also makes it fitting. in the end though i decided on a peeper with the enzyme trail #and i *tried* to make it loop over its head like a halo but idk how well that imagery came through. still mentioned it in the alt text tho.#'made in glory' -> was REALLY torn about this one. on the one hand i wanted to have like a picture of the code because something something #divine machine and it being made out of code making it inherently holy or something; but i wasnt sure if that would be too #'immersion breaking' since most of the stuff in this is like in game stuff i wasnt sure if acknowledging that it was a game would be #too much. my other idea was to draw a couple of creature eggs like a stalker egg and a spadefish egg or something; but in the end i just #went with the one that i personally thought was cooler so if you think it does feel out of place uhhhh sorry i guess lmao.#also yes that is code from the game. idk shit about programming i just think code shit is cool so i poked though a modding tutorial til i #found what it is they use to look at that shit and started poking around. its pretty cool tbh. anyways the specific part i chose for the #drawing was something under the peepers; i think its the bit that tells the enzyme peepers to do the enzyme stuff like the trail obviously #but also some other stuff. not 100% sure though like i said idk shit about this sort of thing but everything in there seems pretty well #labeled its kinda impressive. and very helpful for navigating even if you dont know shit lol.#anyways. 'even the depths of the night cannot blind me' -> blood kelp trench is i think one of the darkest biomes in the game #possibly THE darkest so i thought it would be fitting. probably my least favorite panel though i dont think i did a very good job #representing the area or representing the bloodvines :/#'when you guide me' -> sea emperor but more specifically her messages to the player telling you to 'come here'#'creature only' -> not sure how well i can articulate this but basically the idea of humans beig animals with animal needs to eat and drink #and the idea of being a part of the ecosystem. modern life tends to make us forget that sort of thing but id imagine for ryley being on the #planet would violently remind him of this with things trying to eat him while he has to try to eat things as well. being part of the food #web. 'creature only' because he is only a creature not non-essential systems maintenance chief; but a creature living in an environment and #trying to survive. or something like that. does that make any fucking sense to anyone besides me? whatever.#anyways yapping over 👍

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triglycercule · 2 months ago

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i dont wanna bring it over to the actual xpau blog but can i just announce that xpau mtt must have SOMETHING going on between them. am i being delusional??? AM I DELUSIONAL I CAN SENSE THE POLY FORMING OK I CAN SEE IT

something is Up here. i can tell something is fishy between them. something is very very polyamorous..............

#ive been thinking about xpau mttpoly ALL FUCKING DAY #XPAU MTT ARE SOOOOO FUCKING GAY AM I GOING CRAZY I THINK IM GOING CRAZY #'sibling energy' NO????? THERE IS UNDERLYING TENSION UNDERNEATH ALL THOSE PLATONIC INTERACTIONS SSUSGAHAYUAGAAHAEWU GAYGAYGAYGAY(AGYAYAGAYSG #triglycercule hasnt been thing much of a loser fan in a while but i cant stop thinking about them #Guys!! killer said while running towards dust and horror at full speed with a big fucking grin #killer you do NOT need THAT much enthusiam. unless......... youre REALLY to talk to them #hmmmmm i dunnooooooo i dont knoooooooowwwwwww :3 #horrordust were just sitting in that corner the entire time while dust was recovering from the drinking contest #what could they POSSIBLY have been talking about while killer wasnt there #killer told horror that it would be better if he didnt drink. so theyve all drinken together before? alright #SOMETHING IS TBERE OK SOMETHING I DONT KNOW EHAY #triglycercule stop thinking about xpau and work on the killer analysis #IM SORRY IM TRYING THEURE JUST REALLY REALLY GAY IN XPAU I HAD TO SAY IT #tricule rant #if the creator of xpau sees this post or something i will die #however to my mutuals and followers: you should know i'm already a total fucking loser ok i reach for mttpoly like a flower grows to the sun

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hsslilly-blog · 2 months ago

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huntclaire divorce au. everything is exactly the same but wait i was going to make a joke here but i’m actually very invested in this

#just imagine how WEIRDER they’d be about each other. this is crazy #i need them to divorce and then hunt makes a movie immediately after and he casts claire as the lead. and the movie is weirdly personal #and everyone in the cast is like. is this movie about the divorce. no it is not. but yes it also is. hunt and claire are unaware #there's a brazilian director who divorced his wife and then cast her in his next movie andthe movie is the greatest love letter ever.to her #this is what i'm aiming for here. do you see my vision? okay so they argue all the time on set. she does NOT follow his direction #this is why i divorced you by the way you were always like. saying stuff. you're always saying stuff! you're annoying and pathetic and stup #they cannot even be NEAR each other. need to talk to either of them? do not do it while the other oneis in the room.they WILL make it weird #they will start bickering and they will forget about you i am so sorry. if they try to be civil it's like. this was so thoughtful of you!#i wish SOME PEOPLE were like this. i was actually very thoughtful you were the one who was always demanding attentionWHATof COURse I WAS!?#hunt keeps his wedding ring in his side pocket. claire loves calling him her stupid ex husband. ew my wretched ex husband.#whole time they can't keep their hands off each other. which could mean anything #why did they get divorced? no one has any idea. no one knows anything about these two actually. why would he cast her. why would they marry #why are they torturing everyone. is this like A Thing to them. yes. claire gives him cold coffee every time and he drinks it every time jus #so she doesn't get the satisfaction. also you should NOT interfere if they're arguing because then it's going to be YOUR FAULT #you may ask. hsslilly! what's the difference between this and canon huntclaire. well they're actually divorced here. see.#this means something to me. and to them too. plus they actually mean this on some level. normal huntclaire are doing a very convoluted bit #here claire would choke hunt with his tie if given the chance. and then they would make out. this happened like twice.#okay i'll stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#huntclaire #wait the blood necklace should still exist in this au

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coridallasmultipass · 10 months ago

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(( Inspired by the "Aphids" comic bc the dj bro panel had me cryin: https://www.tumblr.com/coridallasmultipass/746888021783298048?source=share ))

Probably went overboard editing this and trying to add emoji subtext, telling a story, you know the deal. Also, the needles evoke a Saw 2 vibe for me, but that's awesome. I'm all about that unsettling mind game shit (not pictured, but I have a spiral on my tongue piercing bead, because I'm dedicated to the aesthetic). Speaking of spirals, yes, that is a Kamina keychain on my phone. In fact, I have all four main characters danglin' off that motherfucker. Shit's heavy, but no pain, no gain. Gotta keep these strifin' fingers in shape, brah. Anyways. I got the green stuff, so hit me up.

#if ur comic op and want me to unlink just lmk sorry for not asking if u mind #also lmao #OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG #trans bro #trans bro strider #but yeah i saw the jello in the store yesterday and was like 'omg i gotta do dj bro' so i bought it #and yeah i do have the spiral on my tongue but i wasnt happy with the vibe of the pics #this is better mildly creepy and funny bc the shots emojis doubling as saw 2 aes like lol yaaaaasssss #homestuck #bro #bro strider #cosplay #homestuck cosplay #bro cosplay #bro strider cosplay #beta bro strider #idk what tag #smoking #alcohol #syringes #needles #drugs #man this post is gonna get blacklisted bc of the tags #me #selfie #also disclaimer ive never had jello shots i dont drink and i dont hc bro as drinking but dude that comic #its so fucking cute and then they drop the line 'dj bro not bringin jello shots to the club tonite' lmaoooo #karkats claws are so fucking cute i love that panel too #srsyl if ur reading this u should be readin that comic its cute af and buggy and i love it #also lol i still havent changed the font from when someone asked something and i needed a gayass font

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sovamurka · 3 months ago

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bad news, I think I developed a serious case of ED, that may have been provoked by my meds

#I don't feel hunger. at all. it scares me. and when I try to eat something my body revolts EVEN IF THAT'S LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FOOD.#I almost cried from shame today when my plate was full of food and I couldn't eat even 1/4 of it #I don't throw up. I used to feel nauseous for at least 2 weeks but... now I don't feel anything. literally anything.#the only way I know that my body needs food is when I feel something burning a little in my stomach.#I hate this. I can only drink water and tea without feeling like an empty neurotic shell.#I want this to end so badly. I want to enjoy eating food again. I hope I'll make it out this time.#I'm so tired of being on the verge of death for the last two years.#I almost died from pneumonia this year. I still have a damaged lung. and epilepsy on top of that. I don't want to die. I DON'T WANT TO DIE.#sorry. it's just... I'm so tired. I'm so. so tired.

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gaylightisminetocommand · 23 days ago

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#im not looking for sympathy or anything with this post i just need to fucking say something #but i don't want to dump it all on one person #or even multiple people #because idk what i'd do #or what i'd say to someone in this situation #'just keep going' is all well and good but it only works for so long #so i don't expect anyone to try and deal with this #i wouldn't want them to #because it's fucking stressful #so this is just. screaming into the void.#but uh #fuck #im not ok and idk what to do #dont worry ill be fine #ill still be here tomorrow #and the next day #and the next day and the next day #cause im like a fucking cockroach #living out of spite #but im so fucking sick of feeling like this all the time #im so fucking sick of having no energy or motivation and feeling like my life is gonna go nowhere #im so sick of just. hurting all the time.#it hurts so much #vent post #tw vent #im gonna tag this shit from now on #cause i understand why ppl might not wanna see it #cause there's enough depressing shit going on right now #and if you saw this im sorry and it's not your responsibility to deal with this 🫂#go drink water and take care of yourself

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jamboreeartsupplies · 2 months ago

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watched Fantasia with Edamame tonight ⭐🩷🎄

#not a christmas movie bc we aren't in the mood #but the music being from the nutcracker in this one is festive adjacent so #i actually watched both fantasias and realized that besides the very last one i dont like 2000 as much as the original #i really like the lil nature character a lot but #the original fantasia is just better #can anyone tell me what the rainbow scene with the pegasi and stuff tastes like. the rainbow water and grapes and stuff #like they drink the rainbow #it TASTES like something but i cant place it exactly #i forgot this taste and now i have it again its like. fruit punch and candy adjacent but also playdough ???????#heLp lol #does anyone get it #it tastes so nostalgic kinda like that cherry ish scent of my childhood clown doll that i can never forget #denim jean smells like that too but only vaguely now #its different than the cherry smell of a ballpoint pen #ANYWAY #happy holidays #i have a new post for you but its almost 4am i need to sleep i will post it tomorrow #love you #i missed you im just very depressed #sorry #furby community #furby fandom #furblr #furby #furbies #my furby #e-day edamame #safe furby

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 1 year ago

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💌 just wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone who’s left such lovely feedback on my latest chapter of four walls. it’s been a weird and emotionally draining week for me, and getting to come back after a long day and read all your kind words has been such a solace. it’s truly hard to put into words how much it means when people connect with something you’ve created (and i’m far too exhausted to even attempt it tonight), but trust me when i say nothing grounds me and keeps me writing through all the difficult stuff more than knowing that what i’m creating means something to people other than just me. thank you so much for your generosity in sharing that with me via your lovely comments and feedback 💌

#friendly reminder to leave comments on the fics you enjoy #it means the world to all of us writing them 💜#also sorry if this is totally incoherent #i’m so exhausted and overwhelmed tonight i feel like i could fall into bed and sleep for the next 48 hours #but i just wanted to share this because it’s been something i’ve been so thankful for all week 💗#i can’t wait to get stuck into finishing the next chapter for posting this weekend #i know there’s been a lot of slow build but… well #what it’s building to is very close now #and i’m so excited to share it with you!!#anyway i’ll stop rambling now #i’m going to drink tea and watch hannibal and try and have an early night #thank you and sorry to anyone who’s read through all of this nonsense 😅#i need to stop posting on tumblr when i should probably just go to sleep lol #four walls #lulu posts

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hellooobees · 19 days ago

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#us the series #just something that stuck with me idk #to be clear this is not about romance. just affection.#someone you've started to care for tells you they think you might like something and it becomes your go to drink #you meet someone again who you used to care for and still do and they don't need to tell you their go to drink before you serve it to them #bc you remember even though your relationship isn't what it used to be and didn't end on the best note #that 3rd screenshot is nonsensical sorry i couldn't get a better one #mine

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spinecurlingmice · 1 month ago

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got home 2 nap jst woke upand debating napping again

#i have little things i wannando and i also have Needs i need to do #i need to shower and i havent ate all day #imnot hungry tho i mean like seriously?#and i wanna draw tiday and maybe write or reopen the askbix or something but all i wanna do #is sleep #i couldnt do it #tired #need 2 eat drink shower probably piss and im just like #sorry im nit ghosting anybody on purpose im just so so tired right now i dont think id be able 2 hold a convo #ill probs make that priv #micetalk

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