#like serously
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
leprechaunbitch · 3 months ago
Text
As I am rewatching Beast Wars in all its early 3D animation glory (it's awful, but I love it), I've been thinking of what a remaster of the show would look like.
Beacuse
Even with the character's original designs (which are lowkey pretty fire) a better model would do them justice (Like in War for Cybertron).
Also updating all the bots that are Dinosaurs to fit what we currently think to be what dinosaurs look like would be awesome
Like image how awesome it would be for Dinobot to be a Utah Raptor.
Anyway, I used to watch Beat Wars RELIGIOUSLY as a small child and regardless of whether they getting redesigned or not I need the show to be remade LOL
12 notes · View notes
angelpuns · 10 months ago
Text
Rewatching New Girl for the 10th~ time ( and first time after no longer being in denial about being autistic and like other stuff) and realizing every single character is neurodivergent <3
20 notes · View notes
sunnys-side-upside-down · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
What is this?
156 notes · View notes
starwolf999 · 30 days ago
Text
The two biggest disappointments of skyrim are the stump in the ratway with a greataxe buried in it and surrounded by butterflies that means absolutely nothing, and the fact that i cant throw shit down the whiterun well.
10 notes · View notes
jayfeathersstick · 2 months ago
Text
I don't care if its not pronounced like its spelled- i will not resort to calling my favorite character a type of lettuce.
11 notes · View notes
the-bot-marg0t · 10 months ago
Text
...
6 notes · View notes
isdalinarhot · 11 months ago
Text
whats the point of me doing anything if all its going to get is people laughing at me
5 notes · View notes
mortimemedoodles · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
god hes got at least 4 traits that i striggle to draw on a regular, why did he entrance me like this
9 notes · View notes
bucketfvcker · 2 years ago
Text
bro the tcw girlie to cod girlie pipline is so real...
10 notes · View notes
clingyduoapologist · 2 years ago
Text
adult percy would throw the most banger fucking neighborhood waterballon fights
6 notes · View notes
gelatinorifice · 2 years ago
Note
idk why but i cant stop thinking about leafy gijinka. i dont even watch bfdi but like the design u know...........her greenness......she looks like a fair maiden on the rural fields of rural Scandinavia. when i close my eyes she is there. she is a parasite currently munching on the part of my brain that makes me Think of Things.........what have u done............
HEHEHEHEHHE….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAH!!!!
Tumblr media
GET FUCKING LEAFY’D YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 notes · View notes
vacuumguy · 2 years ago
Text
TOMGIRLS ALWAYS WIN
4 notes · View notes
pinescent-and-gingerbread · 2 months ago
Note
Daaamn the dirty talk on this one, Twola. Loooved how his first move was to bring down his hat to prevent himself from seeing her 🤭 I could totally picture this big blushing messy cowboy. Reading him trying to keep it together knowing they could get caught was a true delight. Also, I really appreciate how fastly he came, so real —I mean come on guys, we all know here men can't stand being sucked off for too long except if some shenanigans happened before already. I find it so much more exciting, to see how he just cannot hold it back 🫠 And the way he returns the favor to her, teasing her back, perfect.
“You may play the whore but ain’t no man ever gonna touch you but me. Ain’t no man ever gonna make you come, right honey?”
On my KNEES right now!!! You never disappoint, I'm bowing to you, as always.
I have one simple request, getting back from a successful mission with Arthur , reader and Arthur are all excited and happy about the job and can’t wait to get their hands on each other with reader trying to discreetly suck him off behind a wagon at camp. Or something along those lines, I’m a sucker for keeping that man quiet when others are near. Work your magic girl!
Uh. *checks notes*
Filthy. I hope you like filthy.
Success
Arthur Morgan x F!Reader Smut (18+), MDNI
➵ Fic Masterlist ➵ AO3 Link
“Reckon that’s a winning combination,” you laugh, swinging down from your horse and tying its reins to the hitching post. 
Arthur swings down from his horse as well, grunting in agreement, patting his mare’s flank before he follows you deeper into the camp, past the folks cleaning up their dinner, breaking into their first (or fourth) drink of the night—Dutch’s gramophone lilts in the background.
As the two of you walk closer to the table where the contribution box is set out, Arthur opens his satchel to pull out the ill-gotten gains.
“Course, like anyone would believe a pretty little thing like you could rob a man blind.” Arthur places the overflowing jewelry bag into the camp’s money chest, but not before nicking a pair of earrings that he knew would look good on you. 
“Are you being facetious, Mister Morgan?” You smile overly sweetly at him and move quickly ahead of him, walking backward toward your destination of his wagon.
“Reckon I don't have the brains to be so, Miss.”
“What did you tell that man that he was so damn excited about getting in a room with me?” You continue slyly, playing with the ends of your hair in a flirtatious manner.
“Told him ain't nothing ever been sweeter than your mouth on my cock.” Arthur rumbles lowly, his tone teasing.
Oh, it was one of those nights.
You push his shoulder. Once. Twice. You know you could never move the mountain of muscle that he is. But he allows it, letting you push him backward until he smacks against the side of his wagon. He smirks as you press yourself against him and he eagerly meets you as you lean up to kiss him. 
What he doesn’t expect is those warm little hands of yours deftly unfastening his gunbelt and immediately working at his pants.
“What are you doin-” he harshly whispers and immediately shuts up as you wind your hand through his hastily opened buttons and encircle his cock.
“Shit-” he hisses, leaning back against the wagon, watching you draw out his engorged cock from his pants and stroke it gently, teasingly.
“Can you be quiet for me, cowboy? Can you hold yourself together as I suck you off?”
Arthur smashes his hat onto his head to block his vision as you sink to your knees, biting his lower lip.
“Look at me, Arthur Morgan,” you whisper before kissing his shaft, your nose tickled by the wiry curls on his pelvis.
He looks down at you, hand coming off his hat, his other arm braced against his wagon.
Loudly swallowing, he looks around for anyone who would be able to see. The rest of the gang were mulling about- only steps away, 
“Watch me, dearest.” You smile, sickly sweet, before your tongue darts out and licks a warm, wet stripe from base to head.
He whines, whines, trying to keep quiet. Arthur’s breath comes out in hurried pants as you swirl your tongue around the head of his cock. You look up at him again, bright-eyed as you lap at the sensitive skin of his member.
“Fuck, honey, I -” he grits his teeth as you lick again, the tip of your tongue probing against his slit, tasting the first bitter, salty drips of his arousal.
You frown up at him, hand wrapped around his base, and pull away, “You want to be caught? Be quiet.”
His jaw immediately clamps shut as he nods dumbly, following your order. Arthur cannot help but to spread his legs further, his spurs jingling, as his head passes into your mouth. 
“Hah-”  he wheezes, watching you slide your mouth further down his shaft. Each inch of him disappearing into the warm, wet cavern.
“Oh, Jesus-”  he throws his head back against the wagon, his hat falling to the ground, as the very tip of him hits the back of your throat and begins to arch downward as your nose presses against his pelvis. He knows he’s leaking like a dripping faucet, blinking up to the stars, breathing out through his nose loudly like a bull to stud.
Your mouth is perfect - wet and warm and your tongue presses against the underside of his cock insistently. You make a small noise around him and he looks down at you. His entire cock is in your mouth, prodding the back of your throat, and you blink up at him with doe eyes.
He’s a goner, even before you hollow your cheeks and suck.
Arthur barely has enough time for his hands to find your head, holding you still as you groan, and with one half-aborted thrust, he comes, hot and sticky down your throat. You gag a little, and he realizes he’s choking you, and his hands move down to your shoulders, gently pushing you back.
You gasp, coughing a little as his cock leaves your mouth, bobbing slightly in front of your face. For a moment, a pearly string of saliva and spend is suspended between your lower lip and the head of his cock. He grits his teeth again, fighting off the moan that he wants to let loose into the night air.
The string breaks as a large drip of pearly spend escapes his cock, falling to your chin.
You blink away tears as you look up at him, gasping for breath, his spend bright on your skin in the moonlight.
“Oh honey, here-” he’s wincing as he tucks his sensitive cock back into his pants before stooping over to take your shoulders and help you up.
You press your hands against his chest to steady yourself.
Arthur’s hand leaves your shoulder and his thumb wipes slowly across your chin, collecting that last drip of spend.
You grab his wrist, preventing him from moving, as you take his thumb into your mouth, sucking off the last drop of spend from him as he gazes upon you dumbfounded.
You let go of his thumb and suddenly he’s crashing into you, his arms thrown around your body, crushing you to him, his lips insistent against yours, his tongue pressing into your mouth. He kisses you like he needs your love to breathe.
You melt into his embrace, kissing him back with equal fervor. He swings you around to change places, with you leaning against his wagon, the boxes of bullets inside clinging as he pushes you against it.
“Christ alive-” he grits between kisses.
“If I ain’t-” Arthur’s hand paws at your rear and you gasp. “The luckiest man-” Your skirts are drawn up.
“West of the Lanaheechee-” Your bloomers puddle around your boots. You bury your head into his shoulder as you gasp, his fingers zeroing between your legs with a practiced ease.
“Look at my hand, honey.” Arthur teases as you squeeze your eyes shut, your knees shaking as his other arm wraps around your waist, keeping you upright.
You heed him though, looking down between you and grabbing at your skirt, lifting the fabric enough so that you can see his hand cupping the entirety of your cunt, where just the smallest tuft of dark hair is visible where his palm ends. You suck in another breath as his middle finger parts your folds and presses against your opening.
Arthur is looking down at you with a confident hunger as the first part of his finger slides into your cunt. Your eyes squeeze shut as your hands clench at his strong trigger finger pushing behind the first, both sliding into your body.
He crooks those fingers and a cry escapes you. His other hand covers your mouth and he shushes you, lowering his head to yours as he whispers lowly,  “You want to be caught? Be quiet.”
Your eyes widen as you nod your head, but he doesn’t remove his hand from your mouth, instead leaning in and taking your earlobe between his teeth as he starts his ministrations in your cunt again.
His hand muffles your sounds as he begins to thrust those fingers roughly. His tongue traces up the helix of your ear before he harshly whispers into it.
“You may play the whore but ain’t no man ever gonna touch you but me. Ain’t no man ever gonna make you come, right honey?”
You nod vigorously, about to trip over that precipice.
“Good girl, now come for me.” Arthur orders, pressing his thumb hard against that bead of nerves above your cunt and curling his two fingers inside.
Your knees shake as your eyes squeeze shut, moaning into his hand as you obey, a small gush of your arousal coating his fingers and dripping down his knuckles.
Arthur slowly removes his fingers from your body, and your skirts drop as his other hand uncovers your mouth. You pant, leaning heavily against the wagon. He looms over you, and as he also breathes heavily, a smile cracks across his weathered face.
“Reckon any more and we’re really gonna get caught.” He nuzzles his forehead against yours.
You smile, laughing softly, “Any more and neither of us will be able to stand up.”
Arthur snorts as he holds out his hand for you to take and hold on to. “C’mon, let’s show our faces a bit before disappearing again.”
489 notes · View notes
scrinky · 29 days ago
Text
Porn bot opinions don't matter
(you can't) change my mind.
0 notes
bekaroth-reads · 2 years ago
Note
Yo man can you pin or make a master list about your herobrine stories because I'm having a hard time finding them since a crap tone changed on your page...
Thx man!
- Zavior Skunsa
I can try to. Might take me a day or so because I'll have to do some digging.
Just so you know though I've never been able to finish either version of these I started. The inspiration for them just completely fizzled out. Just don't want you to get through all the ones available and be too disappointed 😔
0 notes
jaal-ama-daravv · 5 months ago
Text
dissecting the mortal emmrich argument scene (all routes)
Tumblr media
dissecting the graveyard scene dissecting the mortal romance path scene how I think an argument reconcilation scene could've went emmrich x rook cinematic (mortal)
lich version dissecting the alternate romance path dissecting the argument scene (lich path) mortal vs lich romance path emmrich x rook cinematic
Emmrich Volkarin - Dissecting the Mortal Argument Scene
welcome back dearies
lets not dally with this one and get right into it -
Tumblr media
starting strong with emmrich reviewing his will and testament/s -
Tumblr media
important, but not yet, so do go on -
Tumblr media Tumblr media
the emphasis on will tells us alot. coming from a storyboarding background, its easy to see why the emphasis was put on will. emmrich chose mortality, and will thereofre face death head on, as will rook. but due to rook being younger than emmrich (in any capacity), emmrich states that rook will outlive him. now he hasn't said it yet, but his fear is about to rear its head. keep in mind throughout all of this that this man is scared of how much he adores you.
but in the same sentence, we've got, "You've... grown to mean much to me..." - head over heels in love, rip my heart out and serve it to you in a platter, my heart, body and soul is yours type o' love.
Tumblr media
I just wanna shake him, oh i just wanna shake him like a bag of treats, but very aggressively. he is so obviously LYING, rook makes a comment earlier in the game about how he is a SHIT LIAR. it sounds the exact same. BUT, and I say but with a hint of 'ah -ha!', lets read between the lines -
I care for you Rook! Deeply. - man has never been down as bad as he is - emmrich has never felt love like this. But there are such years between us - shut up rn I shouldn't heap you with that burden - HERE. he knows that Rook loves him, he can feel it. I imagine between quests they hold eachother's hand as the read books together on the balcony. as they make tea. as emmrich shows rook his mothers recipes. emmrich knows rook loves him, he just doesn't realize can nor accept how much rook loves him.
bonus, BURDEN ME, Im begging you, to BURDEN ME.
DIVERGENCE
Tumblr media
god it hurt to replay this scene 3 times
Path 1 - Please don't worry, Emmrich.
Tumblr media
he also broke my heart by worrying because i too, love him
Tumblr media
fuck this line. i love you but look, I get where emmrich is coming from, but no. no no no, no no. whats fair would the world to be ending and being able to spend every waking moment in eachothers arms, to spend the final moments of 'what if' craddling your insecurities and nurturing love. instead we at the end of the world, arguing, because both rook and emmrich are fucking terrified to lose eachother. something about 'being fair' to someone by 'leaving' them irks meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Tumblr media
solid and appropriate response
Tumblr media
moving on because i have nothing nice to say
Tumblr media
get his ass
Tumblr media
emmrich is shockingly, overthinking the concept of death. ya know, that thing that cant be soothed or mulled over, pierces his heart and shakes his core? that, thing. yes shockingly, overthinking it. i get both perspectives here. Rook just wants to be taken serously and not for their age gap to come between the love they have finally found. emmrich so scared out of his mind he's trying to avoid it entirely. if you want a really gutteral playthrough before point of no return, pick this. I did, on my blind playthrough, it was a mistake, i cried alot.
Tumblr media
unfortunately, very valid on both statement, but also true on both statements. Emmrich is both worried about Rook and insecure about dying. because either way, he loses rook, he loses his time with her. in this line of dialogue, emmrich is vry concerned with burdening rook with his death and the grief that will follow. Rook essentially tries to calm him in the worst way possible and it escalates. im not a fan of this dialogue path at all as the "at your age" comment is so out of pocket.
Path 2 - I mean something to you!
if you were to of told me that the purple rook option is the 'nicest' in these scenarios, I would...not believe you at all. It's still painful, but it's not an 'argument?'
Tumblr media
strong start ngl
Tumblr media
mans immediately defensive, but his tone of voice isn't raised like in the other scenarios. its more poised with care through it, more 'ugh, yes, i care about you, but this is about death'
Tumblr media
in this dialogue path rook attemps to 'waylay' emmrich, aka, distract him and change the subject to something nicer, more comforting. though unfortnately, for people with crippling anxiety, nothing calms the mind when its in black and white mode.
Tumblr media
eh, not what I would've gone with saying rook but ya know. eve before a battle, tensions high. still not great
emmrich wants to discuss being a burden to rook and rook is just not having it, im kinda into it.
Tumblr media
again rook is trying to waylay emmrich into realising that he is overthinking things. however, to emmrich, this is real, rook may as well be dying in his arms rn. thats how real his fears are. we think back to emmrich being a child and losing his parents in a collapsed building accident. its likely he was there, and survived.
hence why it is so very important that we remember that his romance confirmation is the question, what would my parents want for me? and the answer is HAPPY WITH SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU.
he is so terrfieid of death, and you and I both know, that when you have such a fear, it is amplified by 14747% when it is someone you truly care for. let alone the type of connection these soulmates have.
emmrich desperately pleading to talk about being a burden to rook, and rook is still just going, 'no', youre my burden now.
Tumblr media
wee woo, a winner in my books because rook is not insulting his very existence or dismissing emmrich.
rook knows that emmrich is scared and would rather talk to him about being SCARED, instead of him being a burden because she fucking loves him and would never leave him.
rook is just as scared as emmrich but in this path, is trying to level with him. this is probably the one path where it concludes and I dont have a clear answer on who said the worst shit. i dont think any of them did, it was just riddled with concern, and a lack of communication.
Path 3 - Love scares you.
Tumblr media
Rook pointing out the obvious. blunt and to the point. I do love that Rook is able to identify this straight away
Tumblr media
Emmrich, taken aback by the comment by Rook, because it's the truth. he is scared because he loves rook. both by actually loving her and by how much he loves her.
Tumblr media
"I can't... at my age" Is what this line is meant to be.
But once again, and we have discovered in previous posts, Emmrich has never considered himself 'worthy' of this type of love. And now that he has the love he has craved for decades, he considers himself too old. most likely due to his belief ssystem morphing over time to, "if it hasnt happened by now, it never will" probably in his 30's. Thats almost 20 years of doubt. We know Emmrich has been in relationships and involved with others since then, but nothing that even comes close to what Rook and Emmrich have. Keep in mind as well that Emmrich hasn't formed a connection with anyone in several years and has solely focused on work (i.e., lichdom) because what else do you do when you have given up?
Tumblr media
straight to the point again
Tumblr media
reiterating that this is a hard topic for him - kindness in this situation would desecalate emmrich and calm his mind, but unfortunately the end of the world takes no prisoners
Tumblr media
man is terrified of love and the grief and vulnerability that embodies it
Tumblr media
ouch
Tumblr media
ouch
Rook's defensiveness and frustration reaches an all time high. rook wants the love of her life to tell her that he loves her, and emmrich doesn't want to burden his love with the grief that will embody her for the rest of her days. rook walks away feeling defeated, with a hole in her heart. emmrich is left with his overthinking thoughts, and most likely spirals.
Conclusion
Tumblr media Tumblr media
In their facial expressions, and I have slowed them down to each frame per second whilst analysing, and both Emmrich and Rook share the same process of emotions after Rook's final statement.
Both Emmrich and Rook start out with a cross look on their face, eyebros tilted, eyes squinted, portraying anger, which is covering defensiveness, which is a defense mechanism for being vulnerable. After Rook says their final statement, this line is what 'pulls them out' of their defensive trances, but its too late, the damage has been done. Their facial expressions switch to a more, 'oh, oh that was just said', it turns to regret. the over arching theme of the game. they regret what they said, and their pride wont let them budge rn. the argument scene is important to the romance considering what happens next in the game.
"We'll talk when we get home, Emmrich. I promise." (the reconciliation line before fighting ghil)
hit me like a frieght train that did when i found out we were in the fade for weeks. emmrich, canonically, cries alone and has cold sweats at night when he is upset. do with that information what you will. it definitely happened when rook was gone. Hence why it takes Rook dissapearing in the fade for several weeks for their walls to collapse completely.
god fight, stuck in the fade, emmrich meticulously searching for rook, crafting the fake dagger, pulling them out.
At the end of the scene, Emmrich looks frustrated and devastated. the type of facial expression where it is clear he wish that conversation had gone differently.
Emmrich has low self-esteem, there is no simpler way to put it. This is apparent in the way he holds himself, in his mannerisms, and the way he reacts to rook expressing romantic interest in him. As two examples, consider the date with Emmrich, "apart from the compliment of your interest?", and in two flirt dialogue lines, he responds stating that he is surprised rook has shown interest in him. he wants this love SO BADLY, but he is so scared especially with how much death is around them. but emmrich is braver than he believes. it just takes, almost losing rook for him to embrace it.
phew, what a rollercoaster. ill have the mortal romance scene break down for you in coming days ♥
596 notes · View notes