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Star Trek won't show me enough queer rebellious counter culture on Cardassia so I will do it myself

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I'm not gonna share the actual picture, but I was browsing some kink pages on BS the other day and I scrolled down to a picture of this big burly bear of a leather dom, standing out on the street, absolutely Stancing in his gear, leash and collar in hand.

Captioned "Lost my dog"

And the mental image of some leather clad twink frolicking somewhere nearby, finally getting a taste of freedom is so fucking funny to me.

I hope he's mircochipped.

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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Enshittify? That's so 2023. We're unshittifying now.

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most progressive person in the world: haha we need a made up joke slur for this demographic that i find annoying. my totally original idea is uh something-er lover. maybe cogsucker. how about retard 2.

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big fan of this image

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WHAT

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I love it when robotic or cybernetic characters' facial features are greebled in ways that make no earthly sense for that particular organ. Bro, why do you have blinking lights on your ears? Are you legally an airplane?

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ANDY ROBINSON as ELIM GARAK in DEEP SPACE NINE, S5.E24 - Empok Nor (1997) with Colm Meaney as Miles O'Brien and Aron Eisenberg as Nog

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Among the reasons why Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek is that the outfits look like they were designed by a competent costume designer who had been given a pile of the world's most miscellaneous fabrics and told that if they didn't use it all up by sunrise, Rumpelstiltskin would take their firstborn child.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5 Episode 06: “Trials and Tribble-ations”

This might genuinely be the most endearingly self-indulgent episode of television in history.

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

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The queen and her guards

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