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cant say nothing about jaehaerys without some annoying bitch yapping in your ear about luke😭
#cute little baby did nothing wrong😞#luke was also a cute little baby who did nothing wrong🤬#like okay?? this aint about him#go talk abt him somewhere else babe#hotd#team green#fire and blood#house of the dragon#jaehaerys targaryen#helaena targaryen#aegon ii targaryen
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dande's dying btw
#dungeons and dragons#dnd#dnd art#dnd character#dnd oc#dandelion treehollow#more specifically he's ROTTING#don't get punched by a mummy yall#ok but narratively dande rotting to death is very satisfying to me what with his arcane focus being a rotten tooth he wears as a necklace#but also#DANDE'S DYING#it's okay they just gotta find someone who can remove the curse...#down in these caves...................#dandelion is dying.#very funny considering the night before when the paladin was trying to get him to find jesus dande was like#nah i'm good i aint gonna be dying again any time soon#hahahahahahaha#anyways he's FURIOUS ABOUT IT#ravelers#dande is DYING#i do love dande reacting with pure rage when his mind is overwhelmed with the thought of dying#it's fun to play in contrast to his typical demeanor#dande is dying#send your thoughts and prayers#also he's stuck at 10 hp and can't be healed!!#THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
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nightmare viewing the murder time three as little toys but more in like a little spoiled kid kinda way. because it would be funny and if you take into the account that he was like 6 before getting corrupted and do some mental loopholes it would be even funnier. like these are his dolls (killer dust and horror) and this is their barbie dreamhouse (his castle). they all have to stay in one room because nightmare needs to keep his toys in a toy box. the toys only ever come out when he wants to play but oh damn it they keep on breaking out!! silly toys,,, and then he locks them into the room again.
nightmare serves them food with plastic tea cups and plastic plates and there is no food. there is no tea. they have to imagine the food because dolls can't literally eat. there are food containers and stuff in the house but its all just a bunch of empty boxes. horror starts tweaking out after he scavenges the kitchen and finds a cereal box and milk carton that have NOTHING in it (why keep empty boxes?????)
they have to go where he wants them to go. nightmare gets to dress them up in whatever he wants because theyre his dolls they can wear anything he wants. it gets incredibly embarrassing when the trio is forced to wear pink pretty dresses and fight like that. or they have to go around the castle doing stupid fucking roleplays and it gets weird because theyre being forced to reenact a bullying scene and nightmare's giving them the death stare if they don't get it right (is this projection. this must be some form of coping mechanism dust theorizes)
and then you know nightmare's not exactly the best toy owner so he loses a few of his dolls here and there. maybe they get destroyed when he was playing a bit too rough with them! (killer dies in battle for like the 29th time) but its okay because he can just go back on down to the store (something new) and buy. wait no. steal another doll and then put it back in his dreamhouse and BOOM he has a full set again!! so sweet so cute. his dolls don't have consciousness what are you talking about theyre begging to be let go?? that's all just your imagination. what do you mean you're asking about the several slowly dying bodies with removed arms or legs in his dungeon. oh that's just where the broken but not yet destroyed toys go dw theyre fine its humane
#toy story but evil#imagine nightmare dresses the trio up in dreamtale esque clothes and then forces them to pretend to be his parents#because the stupid shit grew up parentless and now that he has dolls he can just roleplay that now#or he could just make the trio roleplay as a family. one parent two children. huh i wonder where i've heard this before#he's still like totally smart with all the multiversal plans and conquering and manipulation and all that#just that he's still got a bit of childish charm in him yk.🥺🥺🥺 he's sweet and cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺#killer says as he tries not to go insane from being stuck in a room with dust amd horror for weeks on end#nightmare has no sense of boundary for the trio because theyre just little toys for him#if he wants them to change clothes he strips them because dolls cant change by themselves#if he wants them to move a specific way he maneuvers them because dolls cant movs on their own#nightmare's messing around and has all his dolls in the splits because who hasnt done that#dust and horror are in so much pain. killer just feels humiliated#these are GROWN MEN you are objectifying here nightmare. LITERALLY objectifying. but irs okay its funny#dadmare but instead of nightmare being the dad he's the kid. while also simultaneously having all the power#this would go for a sick ass plotline if someone made a fic for it#it aint gonna be me 🤣🤣 but like.... trio has to convince nightmare to stop treating them like goddamn dolls#and nightmare has to change his stupid little kiddy mentality while also they all have to just get on better terms in general#so stupidn so dumb. would the mtt hate eachother during all this. quite possibly#three crazy freaks trapped in one room for unknown amounts of time. homoerotic arguments must have occured#they must know stuff about eachother that they don't wanna know. they all know what they look like naked#nightmare is the leading cause of mtt deaths because he just doesn't know how to properly handle his toys#oops he says as he accidentally breaks horror's neck and dust and killer watch on. guess its time to get a new one!#and he gleefully skips off to horrortale while dust and killer are left with the dusting beheaded body. what a fun time#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#nightmare sans#murder time trio#bad sanses#tricule rant
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There's pure want in the way Will looks at Hannibal and if Hugh or Mads keep up with their denying bullshit then I'm incriminating Hugh because if that wasn't the character then my friend, let me tell you, somebody is wanting here
#like okay great sure it wasn't Will SO IT WAS JUST HUGH? lol okay#like when mads said the almost kiss wasn't about hannigram it was just him and hugh getting carried away like UM#SIR IM TRYING REAL HARD TO AVOID THE RPS HERE BUT YOU AINT HELPING#nbc hannibal#hannigram#will graham#hannibal#murder husbands#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen
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"I'm nobody. I haven't done anything with my life like you have."
Todd Phillips, Scott Silver, Lady Gaga genuinely, lovingly, fuck you.
I will never forgive you. I hope every day your bones get softer and softer and then one day when you're not expecting it, I shall be there, and I will gnaw through your Achilles heel<3
#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK???? IVE NOT DONE ANYTHING WITH MY LIFE#SHES SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCTOR SHE SPENT OVER A DECADE IN FUCKING SCHOOL IM GONNA FIGHT#IM THROWING HANDS WITH EVERYONE INVOLVED THATS SO NASTY#idc i will not be acknowledging this as an actual Harley cause shes not. i dont fucking care.#the Only thing making her Harley is that they called her that. change her hair color and color scheme and bam PUNCHLINE#but no they decided to be stupid and insulting and ignorant.#this genuinely makes me so mad.#i watched the trailer and every time im like jfc okay its gonna suck they just release something absolutely worse#i will be spending my entire therapy session tomorrow ranting passionately about my hatred for todd phillips#i would fight him for a corn chip#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#baby im so sorry to be tagging you i know this aint you baby!!! you're better than this!! you deserve better#dc comics
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i love writing for bakugou. like. i love him. i say this all the time, but i love the facets of his personality and how it can shift when it comes to romance. he is a hard-headed cocky little bastard and also the softest, most shy man that's ever lived. do you know what i mean.
#and i love that for him#i was just thinking in regards to my last post#if ANYONE EVER had anything to say about the way his body looks#he'd be like#how about you go out there and do what i fucking do every day and then i'll let you say some shit to me about it#he's like. MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE. i'm ASKING you to even TRY to be HALF THE HERO I AM.#but then he has a crush on you and he's like 🥺 but what if they think i'm ugly 🥺#WAAAAHHHH#that's love aint it#okay i'm done i'm done now#✿ shut up willow
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the cat, the dog, and their owner
#ngl id be sako too if i have hiragi as my owner#but in all seriousness i love their dynamic#i didnt expect inugami to be so interested in hiragi though it was a pleasant surprise#all this time i thought he just hopped on the ride not really caring who this hiragi person is#yk just to bond with sako or something#its like friend a rants to friend b about friend a's neighbour and friend b is like oh yeah omg what#but turns out friend b had heard about the neighbour all along lol#such an elaborated way to tell you i dont expect much from inugami's braincell HAHAHAHAHA#NAUR BUT I LOVE HIM OKAY HE'S PRECIOUS AF#thankfully this aint tokyo revengers else one of them would be dead by now for plot sake#im traumatised#yoru's letter#wind breaker#sako kota#inugami teruomi#hiragi toma
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alright nero damn
#WHERE do i even start with this ohahnd m#ok first of all TOM why is your voice so fucking low???????????????????? like girl.........#i know he's being quiet but it's also so LOW. so murmuring...... so .... IntimateTM#the way they act so TETHERED to one another. the way greg is like OH YEAH for a second i forgot#i am bound to you. so am i gonna be okay bc are you? are WE?#YOURE GONNA GET CASTRATED ON PAY SHUT THE HELL UP NERO!!!!! I KNOW HE AINT SAY THAT ON ACCIDENT#he's still thinking about nero sporus he hasn't forgotten what he said to greg in that office he still feels the same way#greg is his sporus now and forever i'm suprised he didn't drop the sporus right there tbh#but i think i can keep you girl i KNOW that is all you are thinking about. that is a top fucking priority for you. you want to keep greg#at all costs. your job yeah you want that and all but the Real reason you want it all is to keep greg with you just SAY that#i mean. you did but still#also stop looking at him like that by talos!!!!!! it gets worse by the day i s2g#tom [looking at greg like he's his entire world]: die#ALSO THE WAAAAY HE TOUCHED GREG TWICE AFTER#cant just touch him once huh. touching his face tenderly is NOT ENOUGH i Must touch his shoulder too. more touching. he is mine btw#tomgreg
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The fact that there's only one technically kills me
Where are the EiReiDan stories?????
I need to see Dante try and fail to deal with bratty/sassy/whiny/demanding Eiden and Rei.
I need to see Dante's soul get sucked ouut his dick by EiRei.
The end of the event where EiRei teased Dante lingers in the back of my head.
The fact that they will egg the other on when teasing kills me. If Rei starts something Eiden is right there making it worse.
Where are they . . . I need them . . . . . . ( _ _)ノ|
#nu carnival#There are 4 DanRei stories#I'm actually dying#Okay not really#Sometimes I think about when that time Dante Rei and Blade were in town when Dante for looking for something for Sooley#And Eiden came up in the middle of ReiBlade pestering Dante#The moment Dante huffed at Eiden and Eiden as like#OMG I know you aint about to buy that for Sooley#And Rei is like#What is it#So we can laugh at it#Fucking killed me#♪(´▽`)#With how Rei is in bed you know he'll have words for Dante's performance#Now that I think about it#He'll have words for Eiden too#About how long he'd let Dante fuck him but somehow he isn't any better#He'd clown on both of them#Kek#Though I do think Dante has gotten better at fucking#Its just too funny to say he still sucks#dies laughing forever
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thinking about that time i made my friend watch duck! while she was insanely drunk and she wouldn't stop laughing at derwin because, and i quote "hes fucking bald hahahaha" thats it, thats the only reason she wouldn't stop laughing at derwin
#tcc#duck! the carbine high massacre#she aint wrong#the guy is bald#but like#you laugh at him being bald but u dont care about the nzi stuff??#shes very questionable when drunk#okay i was a little drunk too#not the point#squidshitpost
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Red Son has a small waist. My proof is his minifig and because I said so
#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#red son#lego monkie kid red son#lmk red son#that boy aint big and bulky#(proof that hes trans)#jk unless#i headcanon him as trans but its okay if you dont#trans ftm#i don't think there is any other male lego figure that has a waist#like#you know what im talking about#if there is then tell me
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J/JK SEASON 2 S/HIBUYA TRAILERRRRR DAHUSJOIKJLAKSFJGNLNGADKLDJGSLGMN (spoilers in tags)
#hello god nice to meet you didnt think it would be this soon but here we are#at the pearly gates getting tossed down to the pit bc aint no way this reaction getting me into heaven#LIKE OH MY GOD dissecting this shit hold up if u dont want spoilers look away now <3#g/eto saying s/hibuya has me ready to faint immediately#M/AHITO AHFIJSPAOJKG AGGHHHH#also hold on the music can we talk about the music???? BOPPING SO HARD???? please is this the theme ill lose it if this is the theme#k/enjaku g/eto motherfucker just looking so damn good like UGH#SO EXCITED FOR K/OKICHI AHHGGHUASOIJGN#T/OGE T/OGE T/OGE MY BOY MY GUY UGH ACK i cant take this#m/egumi looking so good and angry and and and and i know too much#GOD I CANT TAKE THIS im gonna actually lose it im going feral over here#crawling on the walls like a goddamn spider monkey or some shit#im gonna eat an entire couch just to feel something other than this#C/HOOOOSOOOOOO OH MY GOD THEY LISTENED#THEY LISTENED AND NOW HE HE HE HE LOOKS GENDER HE LOOKS GOOD THANK GOD THEYLL MAKE HIM GOOD I LOVE THEM#okay hello one second clip of g/ojo that has me so out of breath i just blacked out a little#BLOODONHISFACE AND WE CAN SEE HIS BREATH#god the glow from his eyes and his hair and and and and and#im not <3 going to handle <3 this well <3#M/IWAAAAAAAA#OH OH OH ANOTHER G/OJO FRAME#somEboDY sEDATe ME#M/EGUMI AGAIN HELLO LIL GUY#n/obara slaying as normal#ACK THE TRIO ABOUT TO SLAY SOMEONE (literally) AFJSOIG GUYS NO I CANT DO THIS#omg that s/ukuna at the end..... damn fuck#im mental <3 im so mental <3 this arc is gonna end me#hidden inv already destroyed me utterly this- im not gonna survive this#notsnz#waterfallrambles
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#okay so this may look like a vent post but its not everything is fune#fine#well actually ive been working 65 hour work weeks the past few weeks and have another one coming up so not realy but im well adjusted#but anyways#my actors on my current show are hilarious#the show is lehman trilogy which is a 3 hour long show about capitalism that makes no points and is very pretentious#anyways this would have been a terrible experience if my actors werent so fucking great to be around#and also i had to actually take over the assistant stage manager position of this show from someone#and she was kind of a brat when she was teaching me stuff and didnt tell me everything so#anyways#this is kind of vulgar but one of my actors is sick and the others were like asking him what he can and cant do#and hes like i cant have sex and idk how they got to this but he was like but i do still have myself from time to time#as in masterb*tion#that started this whole thing where they keep on saying having myself / have yourself#and its the fucking funnest goddamn thing to me honestly#i aint never heard someone reffer to masterb*tion as having yourself#during our intermissions they kept on saying lines from the show but chaging things to having youself#like one line is now if you'll excuse me i must take my leave#now if you'll excuse me I'll go have myself#and i have this problem where when im alone i say a lot of things under my breath and i keep on saying varations of phrase with have youself#it's an earworm honestly i cant stop thinking about it#so fucking funny to me
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Girl help, the Christian’s are actually defending a grown ass man being called out for trying to convert children in Fortnite to Christianity.
#'oh so its a crime to talk about god?' it is when your trying to force it onto children who are trying to play a damn game#like no joke this man actually got called out for telling a kid he was going to hell cause the kid was muslim and not christian#but according to christians defending him its okay#and they also being all kinds of phobic in their defense....we aint surprised#just groaning if anything#they'll scream 'leave our kids alone' if you tell kids about lgbt+ stuff#but christian guy approaching kids in fortnite? okay to them apparently
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I'm a big advocate of just blocking and moving on when seeing bad takes about your interests but that's mostly because I rarely travel outside the small circle of artists and mutuals I follow and ohhhh boy after having seen the worst take about a beloved blorbo I suddenly understand everything, it was like a redditer overtook my body and I almost went into a rage as I resisted the urge to "um actually" and type up an entire essay in ops comment section but I persevered. Are you all proud of me.
#im mostly being hyperbolic but gosh#it's still eating me up inside so i will continue to complain about it here in the tags lol#so just scroll away if you don't wanna see me complain about things that don't matter<3#anyway i just saw someone say how karlach worked dorna slaver and would still be working for him if he hadn't betrayed her#implying she was only against gortash because his actions directly affected her#when FIRST IF ALL SHE WAS AN ORPHANED CHILD WHO WAS MANIPULATED BY HIM#AND SHE EVEN SAID IN HER OWN WORDS THAT SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE WORKED FOR GORTASG IS SHE HAD KNOWN WHO HE TRULY WAS#SHE WAS A KID AND WORKED FOR AN AWFUL MAN AND MOST LIKELY DID SOME PRETTY MESSED UP THINGS FOR HIM THIS IS TRUE#BUT SHE WAS A CHILD AND SHE LOOKED UP TO HIM WHILE HE MANIPULATED HER SO SHE WOULD ALWAYS PROTECT HIM AND DO WHAT HE SAID WITHOUT QUESTION#then he sold her to zariel and it wasn't until it was too late did she realize how evil gortash was#im unsure if she new he was a slaver when working for him but since she was a kid with nothing it's not like she's going to fully commit to#being a morally upstanding citizen when she literally couldn't afford it#saying karlach was only against gortash because his action affected her is BLATANTLY WRONG#she has flaws and is a deeply written characters and she cares so much about other people thats on of the reasons she worked with gortash#she cared about him and he used that to his advantage#okay rant over i love u karlach im sorry people refuse to look into your charcter beyond surface level assumptions </3#babbles#dear god there are so many typos. i aint retyping all that shit tho good luck deciphering that#i say as if anyone is gonna read it sjkdkf
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SECOND POST KASI PUNO NA 'YUNG ISA
#death's game#netflix#love seeing their different fighting styles actually#oh my god lee do hyun will be here right?#i just know he's about to make me cry#any drama he's in is bound to be a fucking tearjerker lol#LOVE THAT THE SHORT GUY CAME BACK FOR HIM WHAT A REAL ONE#not the sharpened toothbrush 💀#HELP HES SO SMART W THE GHOST STORY AND SHIT LMFAO#HAHAHAHHA STRAWBERRY MILK BEST REVENGE#yeah aint no way they're letting him go like that lol#NAABUTAN NIYANG TUMATAWAG PERO 'DI NIYA SINAGOT ARGHH#i feel like taesang is constantly gonna get sniped 😭😭#4 days?? right okay the deaths are pretty close to each other anyway#i forgot his og name but you gotta be more vigilant with how you handle the consequences of your alterations and life after the og death 💀#GIRL WHAT IK THERE WAS A REASON THE ASSAILANT WAS MOMENTARILY CONCEALED FROM US HE'S THE DAD NAUR HE GOT THE WRONG GUY#INJUSTICE AFTER INJUSTICE NAURRRHFSOSKS#ITS THE MULLET FRIEND OMG PLS#GOSH FUCK I KNEW HE WAS FUCKING FISHY THE WAY HE SWITCHED UP COWARD!!#OH MY GOF THIS IS ALL SO FRUSTRATINGLY FUNNY#right like he's so smart and stupid at the same time GIRL HUST GET IT YOUR MOMMA IS SAD AB YOUR DEATH PLS#eto na 'yung nakita ko sa tiktok HAHAHAHAHA 'why are you in such a hurry?' oh death is fucking taunting you fr#HAHAHAHAHA BYE BYE TEN BILLION IN 4 DAYS#i love how theyre continuing the storyline if who i assume is jisu in the beginning of the episodes like yeah it looks like something we de#need to address lol#the frustration i get in this drama is on par with dont pick up boyfriends except the mc there has more tact and more tragedy going for him#same house layout as hyeoksu's??#abusive + neglectful PICK A STRUGGLE DAMN#OH MY GOD THEYRE INSANE#not every life being a moral story 😭
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