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#okay so this may look like a vent post but its not everything is fune#fine#well actually ive been working 65 hour work weeks the past few weeks and have another one coming up so not realy but im well adjusted#but anyways#my actors on my current show are hilarious#the show is lehman trilogy which is a 3 hour long show about capitalism that makes no points and is very pretentious#anyways this would have been a terrible experience if my actors werent so fucking great to be around#and also i had to actually take over the assistant stage manager position of this show from someone#and she was kind of a brat when she was teaching me stuff and didnt tell me everything so#anyways#this is kind of vulgar but one of my actors is sick and the others were like asking him what he can and cant do#and hes like i cant have sex and idk how they got to this but he was like but i do still have myself from time to time#as in masterb*tion#that started this whole thing where they keep on saying having myself / have yourself#and its the fucking funnest goddamn thing to me honestly#i aint never heard someone reffer to masterb*tion as having yourself#during our intermissions they kept on saying lines from the show but chaging things to having youself#like one line is now if you'll excuse me i must take my leave#now if you'll excuse me I'll go have myself#and i have this problem where when im alone i say a lot of things under my breath and i keep on saying varations of phrase with have youself#it's an earworm honestly i cant stop thinking about it#so fucking funny to me
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