#so fucking funny to me

[snazzyscarf]

my host sister had one of her friends over for a play date today while I was sitting in my room doodling & eventually the two of them came in and wanted to draw with me, so I drew their favorite pokemon for them & they colored them, which was really fun. and then they tore out the page & wanted to turn them into pokemon cards with the logo on the back, which was also fun. except there happened to be a single hajime I had doodled earlier on that same page, so they wanted to turn him into a pokemon card too.

so they asked me who he was and I, with my limited language skills, to two seven year olds, was not going to explain who Hajime Hinata from Super Danganronpa Two: Goodbye Despair is, so i just told them “ah he’s just a man :)” and Thus.

Men ✔️

[dimension20stuff]

I had a dream last night that in a new episode of fantasy high Brennan asked Murph to roll a dex save with no explanation. Murph rolled low and Brennan had him narrate what he did the next day and it was really beautiful and poignant. And then Brennan announced that that didn't happen, because Riz never woke up that morning. And revealed that the dex save was a pass or die situation, and Riz had been squished by a falling boulder.

[fatherabbott]

ABBOTT’S POSTCARD - ALONE POSTCARD (source)

[oltammefru]

[recapitulation]

opened youtube and my first recommended video was "pov you are rehearsing mahler 5 for the first time" [video is an hour and a half long]

[thatsmolmusicnerd]

Etoiles is fucking afk and died to a wall,,,, my guy wanted a fight so bad and lost to a wall ;-;

[keytaryourheart]

im obv not a liberal but my comfort auspol moment is when michael mccormack went fucking cross eyed after skulling kava drink

[lastoneout]

I think ship hate in general is pointless and best kept in private where you can vent without bothering anyone but there is something profoundly idiotic about how often I see people who ship The Biggest Ship in a fandom get so so SO upset when any other ship involving their characters exists. Like if I can't even go into the general tag without 85% of the posts being positive content for your ship you don't get to be upset when 0.1% of those posts are positive content for a ship that contradicts your ship.

[timelord-of-the-moon]

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[aflockofravens]

Finished My New Boss is Goofy, starting Horimiya and already I have a fucking cavity.

100% a sucker for these kinds of stories.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

what if i watched immortal sins again

[chaoticbooklesbian]

Not adding to the post this is in response to, but saying a character is "basically Jewish" and mentioning krav maga isn't zionist propaganda. That's such a fucking reach.

[corntort]

wayne would be the Funniest character to get into kindrama with. would the waynehouse mean nothing

[sigurdjarlson]

Last post reminds me of people on Twitter fighting about how there’s incest fanfic in the HOUSE OF THE DRAGON FANDOM

Maybe don’t watch the incest show if you don’t want to see incest

[thotsandpreyers]

Ariana’s new race transformation

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in