#like nooooo not now bitch please
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I spent such a significant portion of my life wanting to die and anxiously waiting for the moment it would finally happen that now that i no longer want to die and i feel like I want to live, i remember i might just die anyway and i instantly start fucking sobbing
#like nooooo not now bitch please#developed a shiny new fear of dropping dead as if wishing so much for it would make it come true just way too late#i know its dumb but i get so scared#negative#depression#i also get these equally random anxiety attacks about my boyfriend unaliving that render me absolutely unable to function unless i cry my#eyes out or the cat bites the shit out of me for wailing cause he hates the sound#like im so scared of my new decent life devoid of suicidal ideation ENDING suddenly that i just panic i panic so bad#its insane and i havent told anyone except my therapist about it and all she did was smile and nod like ah thats good like bitch no help me
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everytime i see someone draw fem rindou skinny as fuck i actually start crying and contemplating putting a bullet through my head SYOP BEING A PUSSY ABD GIVE HER MUSCLES
#.☘︎ ݁˖#LIKE NOOOOO I DONT WANNA FUCKING SEE RHAT AGAAHHHHH#like i need her to look like vi from arcane or it’s over.. that woman is for the female gaze don’t even play with me right now#don’t get me wrong i loveee seeing her in feminine clothes and stuff but she doesn’t have to be twig armed to wear feminine clothes#i need to clean up my sketches of her in a crop top but i’ll start tweaking the fuck out#they’re dragging me to the mental hospital as we speak#i’m crashing out over this sorry it makes me sssooooo like omg it’s 2024 please stop being boring#i lied i’m not even sorry#i’m shadowbanned on twt so i’m saying this bullshit here img bitch they gonna shadowban me here next WHEJEHFJG#if u see this u have to draw buff fem rindou Okay? Ok.#and u have to write for marcy ok#i know yall r like damn this annoying as lesbo BIGCJ IDGAF IDGFAVBDIDHGSGWJRKFKG DIDGFAFAFAFEJEEJBRNTG FUCKC YOUWUY
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Wait I think I missed something in this incredible saga. Are you going on a date with the coworker??? I swear the last thing I saw was “no I would never” lmaoooo. If so, I (like the rest of snzblr) are anxious for updates about your love life. You’re one of the top snzblr couples now, enjoy 🤙
I did say I would never and I was a fucking liar apparently 😔 it's not technically a date tho bc I never told him it was bc I need to be so casual and mysterious ahdkaksk but it's a date To Me lmao. It's tomorrow tho bc we're still at work rn and it doesn't look like we're leaving anytime soon so at least I have that to look forward to I guess lmao
#not snz#we're not a couple tho nooooo 😭😭 lmaooo#it's just me being delusional#like he's literally not into me i stg i think y'all are gonna be more disappointed about the outcome than me#OH but he did hug me tho so I'm riding that high rn actually ahskamsk#lowkey have just been leaning against him half the shift but we've been watching videos and stuff together bc it's been slow so#that means nothing probably#also he looks at me like 😒 every time i ask one if my stupid little debate questions ahsakslsl#today was if ceral is a soup and if ketchup is a smoothie#please know that i ask these randomly literally out of nowhere like it's a normal thing to bring up lmaoooo#i have negative flirting skills ahdkaksk#this is the opposite of pulling a bad bitch by being autistic this is making the coworker question why he puts up with me lmaoooo#but he's the one who said yes to dinner so 😌#you know what he's never seen me in a cute little outfit before actually 👀#it's always been either the work uniform or hiking clothes#which to be fair my hiking clothes are kinda cute but they're hiking clothes nonetheless#like he saw me in normal clothes a bit ago but i was actively dying so they were just the most comfortable clothes i could find#so like maybe i can wear a skirt i have cute skirts i like wearing out with my bestie#and they're like. very specific kinds of skirts so maybe that'll tell him something ahskasmks#help why am i thinking so hard about this ahdkalslal#like it's literally actually not even a date it's just me flipping out for no reason while this guy is clueless 😭#like I'm telling y'all he's not into me and i don't understand why I'm being like this about it lmaoo#I'm always like 'fuck i wish my coworkers wouldn't crush on me to the point of asking me out that's awkward i don't date coworkers'#AND THEN I TURNED AROUND AND DID IT MYSELF#why am i like this#why am i so 👀 when he's one of the few people i shouldn't be 👀 at#i swear i should give it a couple months bc maybe I'm just feeling some type of way about him bc i was sick#but noooo i just HAVE to be insane about it now 😭#i should really have a tag for me being a pathetic wreck but idk what it would even be lmao#partner posting
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Hi can u do a smau with max where reader is a doc for f1 and when max unfortunately has an accident she is one of the first responders(dont know what they are called!!!) And he just stares at her and its like love at first sight for him(he fell first and HARDER!!!!!) and everyone online could see it as well
Some teasing from other drivers as well
And proceed how u deem fit
Loved the sister in law one!!!!!!!
doctor lady | max verstappen
pairing: max verstappen x doctor!reader
summary: max never thought he would be happy getting a injury that puts him out of racing for three months, but when he has a doctor like you? he can’t help but be a little happy.
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maxverstappen1: we are allllm good guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are aliveee wnd well babybyvy 🤘AND me and lanHOE (becuare he id a BOE) got a pretty doctory lady 🥰🥰🥰 she’s sooooooooioiiooooo nice and prety AND she made us NOT feel pain so we love her 😍😍😍😍😍
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user1: they got him on those GOOD painkillers
user2: we’ve seen drunk max, but drugged max? a whole new level
landonorris: guy our lady doctor is soilioooooooooo prety 😍
maxverstappen1: HEY NO 😡😡 i alreadys called dibs!!!!!! she’s MY prety doctor lady. she game ME her instagran and i’m takin HER on a date!
yourusername: if my supervisor is reading this, i gave him my instagram and agreed going on a date with him because he was being difficult, started crying, and wouldn’t take his medication until i did.
maxverstappen1: HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE
user2: started crying??? max verstappen started crying???
user3: pain meds do that to you 🤕
user4: i need a video of that right now
user5: he is out of IT. i can’t wait till he wakes up and realizes what he’s done
charles_leclerc: happy you’re okay mate!
maxverstappen1: oh charles i have missed you dearly 🥰🥰 so happy you got 1st!!!!!!!
charles_leclerc: thank you max ❤️
maxverstappen1: i can wait for you to meet my future wife!!!!!!!! you’ll love her! she saved me life ❤️
charles_leclerc: someone please take his phone away
maxverstappen1: NOOOOO I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFR 😡
user6: max, charles is just trying to save you from the embarrassment
user7: when he sobers up, he either won’t give a shit and continue OR he’ll be so embarrassed and he’ll never show his face again
yourusername: everyone, please don’t pay mind to max, he is under very heavy drugs, and is not in a right state of mind. we have tried confiscating his phone, but he starts kicking and becomes difficult.
user8: i know this girl is scared for her job 😭
user9: having max as a drugged out patient seems horrible
user10: literal nightmare material
maxverstappen1: MYYY LOVVER HELLO
user11: good lord #freeyn
danielricciardo: i would say, i hope you recover, but i have a feeling you don’t want to recover?
maxverstappen1: I DONTTTT I NEVER EANT TO RECIVER BECAUSE THAT MEANS NOT SEEING MY BEAUTIFUL LADY DOCTOR SO NO!!! NO RECOVERY FOR ME
danielricciardo: screenshotting all of this for later 🤣
landonorris: i’m hungry, maxie can you tell lady doctor i’m hungry?
yourusername: you can talk to me lando. i’ll go get you something.
landonorris: NOOOO I CABR TALK TO THE LADY DOCTOR MAX SAID I CANT AND HE DAID IF I DID HESS GOING TO KILL ME AND I DONT WANT TO BE KILLED AHHHH
maxverstappen1: YOU FONT GET TO TALK TO MY PRETTY DOCTOR LADY IM GOING TO JILL YLY LANDO
user12: this is genuinely like the funniest shit ever 😭
user13: can’t believe in 10 years from now we’re going to look back at this and laugh
user14: 10 years?? bitch im LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
redbullracing; speedy recovery max! 💓
maxverstappen1: NOOOO NO SPEEDY RECOVERY NO RECOVERY FOR MAX
user15: head injury so bad he lost his love for racing
user16: on a serious note, his injury’s did seem pretty bad, especially his leg…
user17: honestly i’d be surprised if he returned to racing immediately
landonorris: maxie and me got separated :(((( 😞☹️😕😭🥺 lady doctor is is MEAN
yourusername: you two were arguing and disturbing the other patients.
maxverstappen1: DONT CALL MY LADY DOTCIT MEAN!!!!
user18: went from being worried to laughing out loud because wtf is this??
user27; lando and max crashing was NOT on my 2024 bingo card
user28: f1 having a big crash was not on MY 2024 bingo card
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redbullracing: unfortunately, due to last weeks crash regarding lando norris and max verstappen. max has been forced to take a three month leave of absence from racing, as he has severely fractured his lower leg. he has immediately started physical therapy, let’s wish him a speedy recovery ❤️🩹
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maxverstappen1: what a shame 😕 truly saddened by this outcome 😞
user19: what??
landonorris: take a wild guess as to who’s going to be his doctor for three months?
user20: PRETTY LADY DOCTOR???
maxverstappen1: maybe 🥰
user21: we’ve entered the era where max does not gaf about racing as long as he gets to see yn
user22: does this mean he’s not winning the wdc?
user23: he still can, he just has to win basically every race after the 3 months, which isn’t exactly impossible for him
charles_leclerc; so sad for max!
user24: your ass does not feel sad for max 😭
user25: he has his eyes on the wdc!!!
user26: HE ACTUALLY HAS A CHANCE TO WIN BOW
maxverstappen1: @/yourusername, ready to take care of me for 3 months :D
yourusername: no
maxverstappen1: 😕
user27: HAHAHA
danielricciardo: LOSER
landonorris: HAHAH GET REJECTED
charles_leclerc: EMBARRASSING
oscarpiastri: that hurt to read
maxverstappen1: SHUT UP WHO ASKED YOU
user28: tbh i wouldn’t be excited to have max as a patient for 3 whole months with how he acted that night in the emergency room
user29: that man is secretly crazy and you can’t convince me otherwise
user30: i love how max is clearly like head over heels for yn, but she can’t date him because he’s her patient 😭
user31: she can’t?
user30: NO!!! that’s unethical, she can date him after the 3 months but not during
user32: that not being common knowledge to some people is concerning…
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maxverstappen1: day one of physical therapy a success ✅
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landonorris: so, how many times did she reject you today?
maxverstappen1: ZERO.
yourusername: 10**
landonorris: TENN??????
maxverstappen1: i just don’t understand why she won’t say yes 😞
yourusername: because it’s severely unethical and will get me fired
maxverstappen1: so what i’m hearing is that you’ll go out with me when i’m no longer your patient?
user33: let the countdown begin
charles_leclerc: missed you at the race today!
maxverstappen1: no you didn’t
charles_leclerc: no i didn’t! MAX IT FEELS SO GOOD TOO WIN
maxverstappen1: yeah i KNOW.
yourusername: don’t worry charles, he was watching you during his whole therapy session, and cheered so loudly when you won that we got complains from patients on the other side of the building!
charles_leclerc: I KNEW IT!!!
maxverstappen1: you said you wouldn’t tell anyone yn 😕
user34: it’s so…unsettling seeing max be so publicly affectionate
user35: RIGHT?? like why is he so open about this??
user36: he has no shame…
yourusername: i told you to stop taking pictures of me while i’m working
maxverstappen1: but you just look sooooo pretty
danielricciardo: she doesn’t want you bro
maxverstappen1: SHUT UP
user37: she’s stronger then me, because if i had max verstappen down bad like that?
user38: no literally, i would’ve made him mine the same day we met
user39: why is max posting regular pictures?? it’s weird
user40: he’s trying to impress yn
user39: well he’s going about it all wrong. because these photos just don’t match?? cat, hospital, and then a crappy photo of a therapy room?? horrible horrible HORRIBLE
user41: damn…
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maxverstappen1: 2 months down…1 more to go!
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user42: HE IS COUNTING DOWN
user43: WE KNEW IT!!!
landonorris: i can’t belive you tricked me into going to a photo shoot for you
maxverstappen1: that is not what happened.
landonorris: you told me we were going golfing, next thing i know i’m watching you get your picture taken like 92884 times 😑
maxverstappen1: just say your jealous
landonorris: OF WHAT???
user44: he’s getting better at being aesthetic
user45: he’s learning!!
user46: are we all going to skip past the fact that max, a hater of everything, had a whole as photo shoot for his instagram?????
maxverstappen1: yn told me i should post more photos of myself for the instagram
user47: so you had a whole photo shoot????
maxverstappen1: yes
user48: oh he’s in love
danielricciardo: looking good max 😍
maxverstappen1; thank you for the support daniel!
landonorris: was that a dig to me?
maxverstappen1: yes.
landonorris: I WAS EXPECTING GOLF
yourusername: looking good max
maxverstappen1: really??? you really think so??
yourusername: yes (with the upmost professionalism)
maxverstappen1: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
user49: why did max just add “yn thinks i look good 🥰” to his bio
user50: LMAOO I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING???
user49: no 😭 he very literally put “yn thinks i look good 🥰” in his bio
user51: why does it look like max is in the doctor training room?
maxverstappen1: because i am!!
user51: THEY LET YOU IN THERE????
yourusername: my boss is a huge f1 fan. so he lets max do whatever he wants 🙄
user51: i’m sorry that’s so funny 😭
user52: does max just follow her around all day??
yourusername: pretty much, yeah
user53: you have no idea how much i want to be you
charles_leclerc: wow max looking good
maxverstappen1: thank you charles
charles_leclerc: aren’t you going to put “charles thinks i look good” in your bio?
maxverstappen1: i don’t care about you enough for that
user54: DAMN THATS COLD
user55: those cats are so cute 🥺
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maxverstappen1: guys i did!!!! i got a date with the pretty doctor lady 🥰🥰
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user56: when he falls first and harder >>
user57; this man is literally obsessed with yn it’s insane
landonorris: beat me too it
landonorris: THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT KILL ME
maxverstappen1: nothing funny. i didn’t laugh. you aren’t funny.
landonorris: 😕
user58: WE CHEERED!!!
user59: i still think it would be funny if she just said no even after the 3 months
yourusername; i thought about it, but he’s rich and pretty so 🤷♀️
maxverstappen1: pretty :D
user60: she’s so pretty
maxverstappen1: like i’ve been SAYING.
user61: i’ve never seen a man so down bad before
user62: it’s unnerving
user63: a doctor, pretty, and funny?? max hit the jackpot
user64: they both hit the jackpot 😒 it pisses me off
user65: LMAO WHY??
user64: seeing people live the life i want makes me unexplainably mad
danielricciardo: you’re joking right? she’s not actually dating you?
maxverstappen1: what’s that supposed to mean
danielricciardo: it means she’s too good for you @/yourusername are you being held hostage
yourusername; yes
danielricciardo: OH I KNEW IT. DONT WORRY HELP IS ON THE WAY
maxverstappen1: you guys are mean.
yourusername: this means i can never be your doctor again
maxverstappen1: what if once day, on my way home i crash, and its a big crash with smoke and fire, and i get taken to the hospital but i refuse to let anyone touch me that isn’t you, would you still not help me?
yourusername: there’s just something so undiagnosed about you
user65: HAHAHA
user66: max is just so unexplainable
charles_leclerc: are my eyes deceiving me or did she finally say yes 
maxverstappen1: SHE SAID YES
charles_leclerc: OH YEAH OH YEAH I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BUDDY
maxverstappen1: OH YEAH OH YEAH
user67: my lestappen heart 💔
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notes: enjoy this while i spend the rest of my night learning how to play the sims
thank you for requesting!!
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#rant#vent#vent in tags#i am gonna come off as an ungrateful bitch I know but ffs#I truly really appreciate it when people do things for me#like when people do me favors#especially helping with my laundry bc I really struggle with that#BUT#if I specifically say hey please don't touch that or don't wash that in with this I'll do it#it is not helpful anymore if you ignore me#my mom put something I had just dyed red that took TWO BOTTLES of dye to get right#in with stuff I dyed black#the red and black stuff are fine#but she stuck them in the dryer together and the black stuff absorbed the red#she did all of that when I had not been able to set the dye yet and I had already said hey please don't do those yet I need to set it#so now one of the black things got put in with other laundry bc (since it was already washed) I forgot I hadn't set the dye#and it didn't dye stuff black#nooooo#it dyed LITERALLY ALL OF MY STUFF INCLUDING A BUNCH OF MY NICE SHIT PINK#and she even put non-dyed stuff in with the black and red stuff that had dye in it like#like I cannot stress enough that I'm very thankful for her help but I'm also still allowed to be upset that a bunch of my shit is ruined bc#of something she was responsible for
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One bed trope with Adam except we wake up in the middle of night feeling him unconsciously grinding his hard-on against us and we take it into our hands (literally) to help him🫣
( he wakes up before we actually do anything so it’s all consensual ofc.. )
🦅🦅LETS FUCKIBG GOO🦅🦅 i love (babying) this dumb bitch!!! this is kinda more ooc adam but i hope you still like it !
truth prevails
—adam x gn!reader
—tags : handjob, bottom adam, dom!reader, absolute overuse of the nickname baby and baby boy 😭
what a fucking wake up call.
you really should’ve just made adam sleep on the couch.
honestly, you aren’t even that surprised that he was grinding against you while asleep, murmuring your name in a soft voice. it was quite nice actually, compared to his usually brash one.
especially his whimpers.
“lemme cum...please-fuck….” his head would nuzzle further into your neck, his breath hot against your skin as his hips kept bucking up. so he was in that type of mood, huh?
well… then maybe it wouldn’t hurt to indulge in his fantasies for a just little bit. after all, it was hard to get him to bottom without him throwing a tantrum. which, of course would just lead him to get wrecked, just the way he liked it.
“adam.”
“mm…mhm?” his eyes slowly open, his arms still around your waist as you turn around to look at him. his confused expression is almost cute in a way, although a bit disheveled with his hair falling in front of his face.
“what were you dreaming about, baby?” you ask, a smirk forming on your lips as you stroke his hair, running your fingers through his coarse strands. your other hand snakes around to his hip, teasing his waistband just slightly.
adam, now shocked, looks at you with an almost abashed expression before clearing his throat, going back to his egotistical persona.
“uh, psh, fucking you, duh,”
well, at least he was honest. somewhat.
���and begging for me to let you cum?” you ask bluntly, raising your eyebrow at him as you chuckle. his mien was what you could on describe as flabbergasted. it was clear he had no idea what he was doing to you just a few minutes ago.
clueless, cute, baby.
you coo at him, the hand on his hair moving down underneath his chin as you cup it gently. still sleepy, instead of pulling away with a scoff like usual, he leans into it, letting his instincts take over.
“how would you know?” he says with a grin, clearly doubtful, yet the anxious twitch of his smile shows that he was less relaxed than he portrayed himself to be.
“you talk in your sleep.”
“…” he stares at you for a few seconds before laughing nervously.
“nooooo…?”
the deadpan expression on your face says it all. so much so it makes him feel way too awkward, forcing him to retract his statement.
“…sorry.”
“i don’t know why you try even and lie when you’re so bad at it.”
he frowns at you, furrowing his eyebrows.
“whatever! are you gonna do something about my hard-on or keep making digs at me?”
“i could always do both.”
the smirk on your face widens as your hand slips past his waistband, your hands tracing his v-line ever so delicately, your touch light as an angel’s feather.
“you just have to say please.”
“fuck you.”
“not today, honey,”
adam just rolls his eyes, grumbling as he ponders on what to do. that’s not good, he isn’t made to think.
quickly, your hand under his chin places a finger on his bottom lip, just barely tipping over to make its way inside of his mouth to distract him.
“come on, baby. don’t you want to be a good boy for me?” you kiss his neck, gentle and sweet like a divine’s touch. “just think about how nice it would be to let everything go, let me take care of you. my perfect, little angel.”
he stifles a moan, but with how close the two of you were, you could hear it clear as day. usually, it would take way longer to get him in such a state, but apparently the tedious process was 2 times faster when he was sleepy.
clearly this means you should do this more often.
"...please-ah!"
he can't even finish his sentence before your hand wraps around his cock, stroking it in nice, slow movements as you whisper in his ear. "good boy!" you praise, your fingers leaving his lips and slipping underneath his light shirt. with the tips of your fingers, you pull and twist at his sensitive buds, reveling in his sweet whimpers and cries as his chest jerks up into your hand.
"tell me what you really dreamt of, baby. were you all pliant underneath my hand? maybe even getting fucked by me? tell me truth."
all he can do is whine as his legs quiver, digging his head further into the crook of your neck as he pants. his wings start to flap a little against the bed, and only from a few touches.
"okay okay! i—yeah," he tried gulped away his embarrassment, but the heat on his face was a clear indicator of his nervousness. "you—you fucked me and told me all these-these stupid little compliments-yes, oh—!"
you laugh as you he bucks his hips into your grip, trying to chase more pleasure before pulling away, deaf to the groan of annoyance coming from the man.
"don't get greedy, baby boy." you chide, shaking your head in disapproval. "take what you get, nothing more, and maybe you'll get a reward!" you say, kissing his cheek sweetly in contrast to your cruel command.
"oh—oh, okay! oka—ayy!" he mewls shakily, clawing at your waist as he tries to stop his hips from moving. surprisingly, he does quite well, letting you take control of the pace with only a few jerks up into your fist. but, you decide to let it go, after all, adam was being sweeter than usual.
"alright, alright, you can move now, baby. you did so good for me."
"yes! finally—ngh! fuck—thank you...!" he cries, moving his hips quickly into your grasp as he finds himself getting lost in his own pleasure.
you didn't even need to remind him to be grateful, how polite! he's learning!
he wails your name like a weeping sinner, hoping that you'd grace him with your love and mercy.
which, of course you would. for once, he's earned it without much push at all! perhaps this would set as an example on what he should do next time instead of being a brat all the time.
"cum for me, my love. you deserve it," you croon, moving your fist faster and faster with his pace. the hand on his chest presses harder onto his nipple, twisting the way you know he loves—as much as he denies he's a masochist, you know by the way he keens that he's just being proud—and let him keep babbling about anything that comes to his muddled little mind. yeah, you'll bless him just this once.
"i love you, love—love you, i love—ah—ah!"
adam sobs shamelessly as he reaches his climax, his hips stuttering as he slowly returns from his high. his whole body goes limp as he shuts his eyes, his hands falling from your waist as he steadies his breathing.
you wipe the tears away from his eyes, peppering his face with kisses.
“see? this is what you get for being good.”
“mm..mmmhm,” adam hums mindlessly before falling into silence. strange, he was usually big on pillow talk—
you hear a soft snore coming from beneath you, slow breaths loud amongst the quietude of your shared bedroom.
…seems like your baby boy fell asleep.
a/n - please someone request like a mommy/daddy kink for any of the goobers i write for i am INSPIRED rn im opening my reqs rn 😭
tags : @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx
#hazbin hotel#sub hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel dom reader#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel x reader#dom reader#sub adam#bottom adam#adam x reader
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✦Incorrect C.o.D Quotes, Again✦
Guess who's back...back again-
Ghost @ DILF!Y/N: Stop making me have gay thoughts, General. I look at men and I feel weird. I feel strange. It makes me wanna do things. I don’t like that.
(This also works with Soap, of course)
-- (Based on that one Avatar moment that set the fucking bar for me. Also, bonus random name of an NPC) Ghost: Oliver is the best sniper. DILF!Y/N, real softly over Ghost’s shoulder: …well I don’t want Oliver. Ghost, a man with daddy issues: Ghost, internally: HOLD IT THE FUCK TOGETHER SOLDIER, WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS
-- Y/N: I was gonna say that if in ten years time, the two of us aren’t married, let’s agree… Gaz: Yeah? Y/N: To hunt each other for sport. Gaz: T-To hunt each other for sport?- Y/N: Yeah! D-did you just agree?! Gaz: I thought you were gonna say like, y’a know, let’s get married! Let’s- Y/N: Oh! Oh. Gaz: I’ll be your Gilligan! Y/N: I didn’t mean- the signals-
-- Gaz: Sorry! I thought I saw a wasp. Y/N: Do you love me too? Gaz, breaking his neck: Excuse me?
-- (NSFW warning) Y/N: Like- no I know it’s bad but bro I- he makes me such a whore. Soap: Okay like, on a scale of one to ten- Y/N: I’d let him cum on my glasses Soap: ON YOUR GLASSES?! Oh it’s serious. Y/N: I KNOW
-- 141: *looking at knocked out Graves* Y/N: I’m gonna check his pockets. Alejandro: For weapons? Y/N: No, to see where he keeps the fucking audacity. Soap: *wheeze* No no, bad timing, don’t be funny this is serious.
-- Y/N: You wanna go toe-to-toe with me, pretty boy? Alejandro: Go for it.~ I’ll give you the first shot. Y/N: Better make it count, casanova. Alejandro: I never half-ass anything, mi girasol. Ghost: Oi, keep your pants on and focus, would ya?
-- Soap: Missed me missed me now you gotta kiiii…. Simon: Now I gotta what? Soap: Nothin’ forget it- Simon: No no, now I gotta what?
-- Y/N, surrounded by attractive men: Am I…a whore? Y/N: *looks at them* Y/N: I don’t really give a fuck, HEY TEAM-
-- Gaz: Why are you just…laying on the couch? Usually you’re up and doing something. Y/N: Can’t move. Soap: Why?? Y/N: *sits up on their elbows and allows their neck to be seen* Gaz: *gasp* Nooooo… Y/N: Mhm. Soap: Nuh uh. Y/N: König carried me here. >:) Gaz: YOU WHORED! Y/N: I DID!!
-- Someone: Please PLEASE don’t tell anyone. Y/N: I won’t! I won’t, promise. Someone: *sigh* Thank you. … Price: *doing paperwork* Y/N, busting in: CAPTAIN!! Price: BLOODY FU-What in the world?! Y/N: *shuts his door and smoothly sits on his desk* Captain you will not believe what I have heard.
-- Soap: I’m gonna stop listening to drama. I’m gonna focus on my training, be a better person- Gaz: Right, right. Y/N, popping in: Guess who got caught sucking dick in the bathroom. Soap & Gaz: WHO?! Soap: *falls out of chair*
-- Price: Be nice. Y/N: I’m always nice! Price: Really nice, not bitchy nice. Y/N: …you tied my hands but fine.
-- (With a random backstory I have in my brain for König) Y/N: How do you uh, deal with all this trauma? König: I call my mutter. Y/N: That’s beautiful, K- König: Call my mutter a bitch.
-- Gaz: GIRLFRIEND STOP, GET BACK IN THE CAR Soap with zero self preservation instincts: *sprinting with a pipe bomb* YOU GET BACK HERE!
-- Y/N: This entire team is full of babygirls. Gaz: Oh not that fucking meme- Soap: Full of huh? Ghost: Call me that and I will snap your spine. Y/N: Bring it! An honor sir! Price: Jesus Christ-
#the dilf ones are for my own enjoyment#i have a dilf oc and this is how i get it out#call of duty x y/n#call of duty x reader#call of duty#konig call of duty#konig x reader#captain john price#john price x reader#kyle gaz garrick#gaz x reader#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#alejandro vargas#alejandro vargas x reader#incorrect cod quotes
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"One more time"
I'm not even gonna put warinings just know it's Dom reader afab and mommy kink
Nanami's finger slipped on the the keyboard from the amount of the sweat that was coming from him. Not because he was stressed but because of the way your youngest was lapping and his dick and stopping when he was about to cum.
You done it about 5 times by now and kento has reached the point to where he gives up typing whatever document he was typing.
"Shit" kneto let out ragged breaths as his dick twitched in your hands. He laid back on his desk chair. "Fuck sweetheart let me finish this first, then you can do what u want'
Kento looked under the desk expecting a response from you. You shook your head then aggressively latched your mouth on his tip.
Kento moaned unashamedly. You grabbed his dick and started bobbing your head up and down with your tounge moving skillfully around his shaft and rubbing your tounge on his Feneluem which put him on the edge.
"W-wa-ait stopp shiit" kento shook head side to side already being sensitive from the other times you edged him.
How you loved seeing your Fiancé moaning mess. You removed your mother from his dick and he was about to give out but went back to typing his document with a scowl on his face.
You started stroking his dick lightly just with your figertips then started stroking it roughly the removed ragged breaths from nanami's mouth you stopped just for then fun of it then started kissing around his upper thigh as you knew that's what gets him off.
His dick twitched and a drop of pre came out and you gave it a kitten lick.
Kento fully gave up typing, and closed his macbook. He lifted up his shirt and grabbed it with his teeth then started begging "please p-pleaae honey plea-Ah h-help me.. "
You gave his cock another kitten lick and got up from under the table you smirked at him than sat on his lap facing him. "You call me mommy or mistress got it babe" you told him .
"Yes mommy" he responded Sumbmissevly "such a good boy for mommy, now what should I help you with? " kento moaned as a response
Nuh uh, use you big boy words" "t-touchme"
You did exactly as he wished. You pecked his cheek then started toying with hot pink nipples you pinched them rolled them sucked on them and bit tthem "m-moore mistress, gi-gve me mare" Kentos words slurred as he told you that. You didn't respond and rolled your tounge around his nipple and pinched the other one. After about ten minutes of doing that. Your hand gripped his cock tightly
He moaned like it was the best thing in the world. You squeezed his tip then started stroking him at an almost inhumane speed
" ah-Ahh_oh agh-no st-op mommy, no no mistress I'm gonna - I'm gon"
Your pace didn't falter once while stroking him you used his pre as lube to make your strokes easier and before the both of you knew it he burst moaning like a bitch In heat you loved the sound of it.
Even as he cummed you continued stroking him not stopping once. Kentos hips thrusted into the air begging you to stop as he was sensitive but his pleas fell on deaf wears.
"No-n-no m-mommy, stoop i-it I- I"
The pleasure he was feeling as u overstimmed him making him a moaning mess. You squeezed his balls and tickled them , making kento moan louder.
You started rubbing the flat of your palm against his tip giving him a burning sensation
"No-no-no-no m-mommy, m-mistrees -nooo "
You rubbed your palm rougher against his tip and stroked harder. You kissed and sucked around his neck putting him on adge. You knew he was close as he started bucking his hips further and further into the air
Nooooo f-fuuuck m-mommy"
Not even a second later thick white spurts of cum flee out of his dick. And kento swore he couldn't stop Cumming. His cum spilt all over you still moving hand and his abdomen.
You stood up and admired the sight in front of you. A handsome blonde man with disheveled hair and rock hard abs, and you can't forget his half hard 6.5inch dick with cum dripping down it.
Kento groaned tiredly thinking you were done until you pulled out the cock sleeve.
"No mo-honey I can't cum anymore"
Kento whined
It seemed like is body didn't want to cooperate with his words as his dick twitched you pulled out the sleeve
"Come on baby you know you can cum for me again,
One more time"
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Tickletober day 3 - cuddles (helluva boss)
Day 3! This is a sfw helluva boss tickle fic!
Lee! Fizzarolli
Ler! Asmodeus
"Ozzieeee give cuddless??" Fizzarolli pleaded and put on his best puppy eyes knowing his big bf can't resist them.
"mmmm I guess I can't say no to that face can I?" Asmodeus replied with a light hearted chuckle.
"Tehehe I know that" Fizz said and stook his tounge out whilst ozzie lifted him and put him on his knee for cuddles.
"So desperate for hugs huh?" He laughed and traced a single finger on fizzarolli's belly sending ticklish shocks through his body.
"noho Ozzie stahpit!" Fizz giggled "noho tickles!'
"Mm why not?" Asmodeus teased "too ticklish??"
"yehes!" He squeaked, his tail slapping lightly on Ozzie's lap "stahap"
"nooooo!" He smiled down at his boy friend and twisted fizzarolli's tail around his finger whilst tickling his sides with his other hand.
"Rrr I'll get you bahack duhumb bitch" fizzarolli threatened in between his laughter.
"i wouldn't be saying stuff like that in the position your in right now-" ozzie said with a snort and started to blow tickly kisses along his neck
"WHAHA? EHHEHE OZZIEHE!" fizz squealed and shoved lightly at his boyfriends head.
"okay okay breath!" Ozzie said and looked down at fizzarolli who had a blush painted on his face and small tears in his eyes this was Ozzie's sign to stop. "Mm your so cute fizzy"
"I know I am but doesn't mean you have tickle me so much!" Fizz said and put a fake mad face on before dissolving into giggles again and leaning back onto Ozzie.
The rest of the night was full of snuggles,kisses and fluff <3
Please please let me know if you see any spelling mistakes !!
Reblogs heavily appreciated :3
#sfw tickling community#sfw tk blog#helluva boss tickle#fizzarozzie#fizzmodeus#Lee fizzarolli#Ler asmodeus
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Arcane Season 2 Act III Reaction - Final Episode/Episode 9
When I say I will never recover from this series, that is not an overstatement. This series has impacted me so deeply. I know I mostly talked about Jinx in these reactions, but all the characters are just so wonderfully written and so heart wrenching. The story is so heart wrenching. Jinx of course is my favorite character and I do relate to her, so she impacts me the most. I’m so sad this series is over. I’m so sad she’s going to be gone. But thank you to everyone who worked on Arcane, for creating the most beautiful story I have seen in a long long time
And with that, the final reaction
Not off to. Good start BEAUTIFUL shot of Jinx but absolutely heartbreaking don’t do this to me
Oh no BEAUTIFUL ANIMATION THIS IS GOING TO CRUSH ME
EKKO MY KING THANK YOU OH MY FUCKING GOD
Oh no. Oh no how many times is he going to have to do this?! No. NO NO STOP THIS PLEASE!
This is actually fucking hurting me so bad how many times he’s trying to save her oh my god
Also her tear tracks say Vi. I’m going to jump off a fucking bridge
IM GOING TO THROW UP
Oh my god this is the last time I’m going to hear the intro
What. The fuck. Is about to happen.
I don’t like these flashes. What’s going to happen. Ooooooooh fuck
OH WE JUST JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE WAR HUH?!
OH MY GOD NO NOT HER
God Ambessa is so awful but SO DAMN COOL
OH DAMN CAITLYN GOT A SHOT
LORIS NOOO!!
I can’t even fucking talk I can only fucking watch
I feel so fucking sick right now
YOU’RE KIDDING ME. A GODDAMN NAIL
MADDIE YOU BITCH I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING FUCK YOU TO HELL
CAITLYN NOOOO
OH GET FUCKED BY MEL
JINX JINX JINX JINX MY LOVE
FIRELIGHTS BADASS TIME!!!
SEVIKA!!
OH FUCK YEAH BABEY
There’s still 30 minutes left of the episode
M-Maybe it’s 30 minutes of happiness? PLEASE?!
Oh my god that’s a brutal death
OH NO IT WAS A DIVERSION
OH NO ITS LIKE THE HIT GAME LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WHICH IT IS BASED OFF FUCK
Holy shit that’s a sick design
THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
NOO SEVIKA NOOOOOO
HELL YEAH CAITLYN
Oh my god Caitlyn and Mel are so badass
VANDER NOOOOOOOL
OH MY GOD ZAUN TRIO
STOP IT WITH THE GLORIOUS EVOLUTION
Oh that’s fucked up Not-Viktor
CAIT
OH MY GOD
THAT IS FUCKING BRUTAL
MEL IS SO FUCKING BADASS AND DESERVES THE FUCKING WORLD
OH MY GOD AMBESSA IS HOLY SHIT
AAAAAH MY GIRLS
ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE HELP EKKO
This is fucking HAUNTING
THE BOY WHO BROKE TIIIIIIIIME!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EKKO
BREAK FREE BABY!!!!
The unbreakable vows of love are DESTROYING ME
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
IT WAS VIKTOR. IT WAS ALWAYS VIKTOR OH MY GOD
It was always them OH MY GOD
OH MY GOOOOODDD
NO NO NO
DONT YOU DARE
NO DONT YOU DARE
NOOOOOOOO
YOU CANT DO THIS NOOOOO
NOO THIS ISNT FAIR OH MY GOD
PLEASE THIS CANT BE TRUE OH MY GOD PLEASE
NOOO HOLY FUCK
I SAW THAT ENDING SHE FUCKING LIVES I DONT FUCKING CARE FUCK YOU
SHE ALIVE MY GIRL IS ALIVE
#uni talks about the universe#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#oh my god I’m not going to take these characters in a long time#oh fuck#jinx arcane#powder arcane#my lovely favorite character I wish the world for you#ekko arcane#viktor arcane#vi arcane#jayce arcane#caitlyn arcane#mel arcane#oh god here we go#y’all are never going to hear from me again
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Arcane S2 A1 live thoughts:
Episode 1:
YESSSSSSSSSSS YEAAAAAAHHHHHH THANK GOD MEL IS ALIVE
oh my god new arcane holy shit
are they the only two what abt viktor. Oh nvm
KIRAMMAN
YES AMBESSA
VIKTOR OMG
WTF
I LOVE HOW FRANTIC THIS IS
frankenstein that bitch
NEW INTRO JOLY SHIT
This goes SO HARD
MEL IN INTRO
WAIT THIS INTRO GOES SO HARD
KIRAMMAN
cait... vi!!!
AAAAAAAA. Had to explain to my brother that the funeral being gray and charcoal was stylistic not a lower budget
Amazing.
MEL!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH
God its so pretty... the clouds.
I love mel undermining her mom
What does the letter say cait... oh her dad.
VI! oh shit. Oh. OH. THST LINE WAS FROM THE TRAILER. HANDHOLDING. OH SHIT. BADGE. cait that was. The wrong choice.
NOOOOOOOO MY HEART
um. Vander lookalike.
JAYCE. MEL. WTF VIKTOR.
SURVIVORS GUILT!
MEL my fav.
Cait. gulp.
ANOTHER LINE FROM THE TRAILER
CAIT BASED
Vi stop DRINKING. HAHAHHA MADDIE
Maddie <3
God so pretty
Cait trying not to cry. God the animation.
Oh shit. Bomb?
Oh. NONONONONONO
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAJWOAJ
BRUTAL CHAINSAW WOMAN
OH SHIT
OH.
MADDIE!
CAIT! NO MADDIE!!!
AS ALWAYS the fights are immaculate
NOW KISS
oh a horror movie scene hammer time
MADDIE NOOOOO
oh shit
Jayce? Harold!
These are all just from the trailer holy shit
Vi! Oh god giant shimmer beast
Oh, ambessa...
Kinda hot ngl
Cait still upset. Oh
My god. gay
Oh kiramman secrets?
YOU WHAT MEL? AGREE?
CAIT!!!! WHAT DID SHE SEE?????
oh. THIS GOES HARD. VI!!!
OH. SINGED???
WOLF.
Episode 2:
IS THAT JINX. Jinx and silco,,,
Letting him go,,, i love the themes of grief so far, excellent work
The intro still goes so hard
Silco????
Only 3 left huh,, i see a power vacuum
Love the beat synced with jinxs footsteps
LMAO they fell on jinx
PROTECT THE CHILD
OH SHIT. LETS GO. LOVE JINX THIS SEASON SO FAR HOLY SHIT
OHMYGOD QUEEN???? WTF
Hes vaping.
Another scene from the trailer.
HAHAHHA PERIDOT LIMB ENHANCERS
WARWICK???
SEVIKA MY LOVE
Come on sevika,,,
HAHAHHAA JINX TALKING TO DEAD PEOPLE SHE COULD NEVER
Ah the themes of grief again
Watch it all burn,,,
Viktor! Hes awake! EW. brotha eugh. Is he naked???? JAYCE TURN AROUND
WTF
GAY? this feels not straight.
Uhoh. Viktor??? GAY???? GAY. Jayce,,,
WHAT THE FUCK VIKTOR
Ekko!! Heimerdinger!
HEIMERDINGER LMAO. This is from a trailer too!
HAHAHAH YES OF COURSE?? COULD'VE BEEN ANYONE BRO
Viktor cult leader arc? Wtf.
What did u do jinx
WTF VI??? this is kinda freaky ngl
Claggors goggles,,, oh shit. This is kinda scary.
Relax cait holy shit. LMAO THE GAUNTLET ON HER SHOULDER HAHAHAHA
oh another trailer scene
Oh they cut some of this out. HAHAHHAHAHA
LETS GOOOOO SEVIKA
OH SHIT NEW ARM
I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC
THE CHILD
THE ARM HAHAHAHHAHA
He has hair (Smeech)
MY LIMB ENHANCERS
EW SMEECH
That was awesome. Love their dynamic so much
Back to cult activities
So many trailer shots
Wtf viktor. HUHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK
CULT!!!!
OH SHIT WARWICK
OH SHIT
THATS IT?????
Episode 3:
YESS WHAT DID CAIT SEE?
Oh. That went kinda hard
LMAO THE DOLLS
CAIT????
Ambessa?
Wtf??? Oh no THE ROSE?
Brutal
Oh the gays
KISS PLEASE ! PLEASE?
LETS GOOOO HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MELLLLLLL
THE GAYS
No more gays
LMAO JAYCE
Aka magic corrupts
The gays.
Mel! I love her
I like ekko and jayce together didnt expect it
OH. THE GAYS.
Intense eye contact
Another scene from the trailer lmao
Oh wow oh no.
Uhoh.
ANOTHER SCENE FROM THE TRAILER
Epic battle ,,,
Done it to myself enough,,, ouch
Oh she sounds like she wants to die that's
Something.
THE KID LMAO
STOP
SEVIKA OH SJITTT
WHAT THE FUCK????????
WOAH THIS IS TRIPPY
OH
SHE TOOK THE SHOT
OH. CHILD. OKAY GOOD
DIDNT SHOOT THE CHILD
OH. NO.
THIS IS BAD
OH kinda pretty
THE GAYS
Oh. THAT. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
OH. I SEE.
Alura?? MEL??
MEL MY BELOVED???
CAIT
Cait? ?
IS CAIT GOING TO BE ELECTED
I KNEW IT
SHE LOOKS SO SHOCKED LMAO
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PLAN
AMBESSA???
CAIT??????
EXCUSE ME
#arcane#arcane season 2#caitvi#piltovers finest#jinx#sevika#silco#warwick#jayce talus#mel medarda#ambessa medarda#arcane spoilers#julia post
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SO THE TRAILER CAME OUT AND I HAVE OBSERVATIONS
IM GLAD ZANE IS INCLUDED HERE YEASS- after him barley being in season 1 I can’t wait to see more of him IDBWIW
EUPHRASIA RAAHAHSJEBRKRNKWNEOWNDKBEIEBEKWNDINWKWKENRUENEIEI
BONZLE‼️‼️‼️ MY LOVE
That’s probs the episode where the wolf warriors are attacking the land of lost things- and they’re probably escaping or smth
Wyldfire watching w her hurt leg ☹️💔 I wonder if this is the episode right after she gets slam dunked by cinder and she’s now watching the ninja train as she cannot
GRAAAAAHHHHH ARIN ANGST ARIN ANGSTDIBEII ARIN AMGST NOOODOENEIEBFIENIE TAAHHRKEAHA I KNEW HE WAS GONNA FEEL THIS WAY AWWWRURHRBEJ NOOOOO 😭😭 ARIN YOUR AMAZING PLEASE AUGHDIEHE AND OMFG CINDER FUCKING - DAMN BITCH 😭😭 OML IS HE OK (BOTH CINDER AND ARIN LIKW DAMN WHAT IS WRONG W CINDER LMAOOODJDJE LIKE YEAH HES A VILLIAN BUT HES GOTTA CALM TF DOWN SMH 😔/lh)
#IM GONNA POST MORE WAIT#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dr#Ninjago dragons rising season 2#Ninjago dragons rising trailer
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Im not gonna lie, im terrified about all the new adventure time projects.
Fionna and Cake season 2????? FUCK YEAH LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adventure time movie???? I dont know about what the movie could be and im a little bit scared but i mean A MOVIE!!!!! ALSO FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!
A series about finn and jake previous the og adventure time series????? Ok im starting to panick now, bacuse you see i always wanted to know more about how was their life with their parents, how was their parents death, how they got to the tree house, how it was for jake to raise a little brother that grow so fucking slow (compared to dog's aging process) and so on buttttt a whole series??? I dont know man.
A show about BMO aimed at toodlers??????? I mean, i know BMO design its the perfect cute character for a little kids show but PLEASE NOOOOO. BMO literally used a gun, says "butt stuff" before putting things in their ass and is super cute and silly while being chaotic and sometimes even a little cruel (like with neptor). BMO DOESNT BELONG IN A TOODLER SHOWWW PLEASEEEE I DONT WANT TO SEE TOODLERS BEING LIKE " I LOVE BMO" WHEN THEY SEE BMO RELATED STUFF. BITCH. YOU DONK KNOW BMO, YOU ONLY SEE A FAKE VERSION OF THEM.
I DONT WANT A BMO INFANTILIZATION PLEASEEE NOOOOO.
#mio#adventure time#hora de aventura#atimers#finn mertens#finn el humano#finn the human#at#jake the dog#finn and jake#bmo#adventure time movie#fionna and cake#fionna campbell#fionna the human#cake the cat#fac#f&c#simon#simon petrikov#heyo bmo#side quests
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I've Never Seen Luka, But Jon Kent Has
Basically I've never watched Luka but I read a fanfic where Jon gets the teen titans to watch it (parallels are drawn between Luca and Alberto and Jon and Damian) so now I will be watching it and writing the thoughts I have during it
No I will not give context and spoiler warning ig
Love the music during the studio logos
We love a superstitious king, I mean, I have a feeling he has a point
IF THEY HIT HIM IMMA BE SO PISSED
Awww, he's such a polite little guy
Luca is a farm boy!!! I love my little Jon Kent varient :)
I, too, would risk my life for shiny object
I, too, do the murder
OMG THEIR SO JON AND DAMIAN BUT LIKE BEING HUMAN IS BEING A VIGILANTE AND ITS THE SAME AS THEIR START BASICALLY I LOVE THEM
HE EVEN HAS THE SUPERMAN CURL
Dami would say he invented walking
And pretend he's not proud of Jon
THEYRE SO CUTESY
Bruno? Or Bruce...o... you get the idea
Sorry, they have Luca grab Alberto like that and expect me not to see them as the most adorable little guy love story? Their so crushing on each other
"You're so lucky your dad lets you do what you want," cue Superman's comment about Bruce getting hit on the head all the time
NO WAY THEIR SENDING HIM TO (basically) BOARDING SCHOOL TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE "bad influence" THAT IS ALBERTO
Yes! Grandma, my queen!
"We can do anything" I love this movie
MY FRIEND SMELLS AMAZING
God I don't know her name yet but I love her
JULIA OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT
We're not telling you our secrets! Tells secrets immediately.
FROM EVERYTHING YOU LOVE?????
I love Alberto so muchhhhhh
I love Mr dad human
Oh they know SOO many fish
No way everyone, including an adult, just saw that bitch rob some kids and didn't do shit
He is a sad little catfish
Why are his parents actually crazy
Aww, Alberto doesn't want to lose his friend
Noooooooo
Luca just wants to learn, and Alberto just wants to feel loved :(
How is the gayest looking dude there being homophobic?
When your new father figue wants to kill your entire species
Alberto got mad when Julia touched Luca's hand...
Why does Luca's hair looks like a croissant
NO LUCA WTF
I WAS ALMOST ON YOUR SIDE
GOD WHAT THE HELL
YES, MR DAD HUMAN, I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT KILL YOUR NEW SON
FUCK.
IM NOT CRYING.
Nooooo
Their fort :(
BESTIE NO
NO ALBERTO MY BABY NO
STOP PUSHING PEOPLE AWAY SO YOU DONT GET HURT. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK
God the organizer adult lady us such a bitch
Why is no one concerned that the scuba kid isn't coming up for air?
Aww, his little clap self tap in
It's totally about to rain
Well shit. Sometimes I hate when I'm right
WAIT WAS THAT ALBERTO
I TAKE IT BACK I LOVE WHEN IM RIGHT
FUCK
NO I TAKE IT BACK AGAIN
I love them so much!!!!
MR DAD HUMAN NO
MR DAD HUMAN YES
YAYYYY
KING
Is the mom the same person that voiced Aunt Cass in big hero 6?
YES LOVE ME THE OLD LADIES
I decided it is a metaphor for older lgbtq people, feeling able to come out after younger generations have proved that times have changed, I love them
(They're sisters, so they're not together, but they can still be gay!)
BRO ITS SO ABOUT BEING GAY I LOVE THIS MOVIE
BRO ALBERTO
THOSE LITTLE LOOKS
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE
JULIA 100% KNOWS
About his crush, not just Luca going to school
AHHHH HES SO SWEET
YES, MR DAD HUMAN, YOU NEED EACH OTHER
Their in love, your honor
THEIR LITTLE HAND HOLDING THING I CANT
IM SO MENTALLY ILL FOR GAY FISH
IM CRYING AGAIN
AHHH, THEY RIGHT EACH OTHER LETTERS
ALBERTO LOOKS SO SMITTEN WHEN THEY'RE ON THE PHONE
ALBERTO GETS HIS KNIFE
DOES HE BECOME A LIFEGAURD???
I love this movie
So much
DAMIAN ALSO HAS A CAT AND JON ALSO HAS A DOG
Also, here is my formal apology, her name is spelled Giulia, my b
Alberto learns to carve wood, awww
Also, does Luca EVER get shoes?
I've decided I need an Alberto to become a tattoo artist future au, at least like on the side or for fun or sm
The dedication is adorable
Yes, I just watched all of the credits. What about it?
I was rewarded with an after credits scene, so fuck you.
I'm gonna watch all the deleted scenes now, I'm not gonna specify which one so have fun guessing
Haha, they called Alberto and Luca the main relationship
BOO STOP TRYING TO GIVE LUCA A CRUSH ON GIULIA
YES ALBERTO CHEER ON THE KRAKEN AGAINST THE HUNTER
YES! CONFORMED LUCA A GIULIA ONLY PLATONIC
Also, she was almost a photographer, like TIM DRAKE?!?!?
Don't worry, Luca, I'll ride in a barrel lit on fire down a hill with you
Awww, they were raised by a lobsterrr
BRING BACK CANNED SEA MONSTER FACTORY
OH SEA MONSTER CAN PASS BUT IF THEIR FOUND OUT THE CONSEQUENCES MIGHT BE REALKY DIRE??? SOUNDS KINDA GAY TO ME.
Oh, Jon is extremely charming
I love how they used different animation styles (in how they had the characters move) on land and in the water
PH THE TRANSFORMATION ISN'T CELEBRATED IN LUCAS FAMILY AND HE MAKES IT A CONSIOUS DEASITION TO CHANGE HIS THINKING FROM I SHOULDNT DO THIS TO I SHOULD EMBRASE THIS? SOUNDS KINDA GAY TO ME
Bro, not the first version where Alberto outs Luca to Giulia, eek
And finally, Ciao Alberto!
Aww, Luca wants to see to Portorosso!
THE GAY OLD LADY SISTERS ARE DEFINITELY CLOSE WITH ALBERTO, AND I LOVE IT FOR ALL OF THEM
He finally has people who care about him!!!
AWW ALBERTO JUST WANTS MR DAD HUMAN TO BE PROUD OF HIM
Alberto, you do NOT got this
DONT LIGHT THE BOAT ON FIRE
OH SHIT
Noooo!!! Don't leave!!!
YOU'RE NOT HIS EMPLOYEE, YOU'RE HIS SON
HE CALLED HIM DAD!!!
YAY HUGS
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
MY HEART
I CANT
I love Alberto being an artist (a bad one, for now, but still and artist)
Okay, that's it, Ciao :)
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Watching The Dragon Prince Season Six Part Seven: The Red Wedding. The title of this episode makes me so nervous nothing bad better happen to Amaya and Janai at their wedding.
Okay, first of all, that is NOT Rayla narrating I don’t know what the subtitles are on about, I’m 99.9% sure that’s Ezran.
Skjfklsa I love Rayla, she has absolutely no intentions of getting up, she is way too comfy.
Aww Sneezles.
Also “There’ll be more kisses later” I love how the second they officially get together, Callum and Rayla resume their status as world’s sappiest, most clingy couple.
UHHH. Wait a second. Is Kosmo just. not telling them about the Pearl before they leave?
...That seems like a really bad idea. They’re going to find out eventually and it's a huge potential risk to, you know, have Aaravos’s magic prison in the castle basement and not know it?? Kosmo, telling Callum before the star-truth ritual was a bad idea but you gotta tell him EVENTUALLY. KOSMO!!
I love themmmm 🥹.
Also, yeah, Kosmo just did not tell them. Um. That may become a bit of a problem later.
Hello bitch. Nice to see you again.
Do some of them not know the plan? They seem very surprised to see Sol Regem. Did no one tell them??
Wait, shit, who the fuck is Pharos? I do not remember, I really should have rewatched season five before starting season six. Oh well, hopefully I’ll figure it out...?
Karim, man, that seems like the type of thing you should NOT be staring directly into. That cannot be good for your eyes.
Oh Dang. That was way more powerful than I thought it was going to be
ON HER WEDDING DAY???? YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ON YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING DAY? You cant have a single modicum of politeness and at the bare minimum choose a day that your sister’s NOT getting married on? KARIM.
I also love the continuity of Corvus playing the cello from Breathtaking
Aanya!! I’ve missed her!!
God, I wanna try Sunfire wedding cake too. I want to know what fire tastes like. Also, I think Aanya’s voice has gotten deeper since her last appearance and I really love it. It’s just really melodic and nice to listen too.
Amaya!!! Janai!! They look so good!!
Sjalskfjl I love them.
“Two very special people helped us bridge our differences and understand one another before we learned to do it on our own.” I love them giving Gren and Kazi parts in the wedding so much and how they’re doing both a traditional human wedding ceremony and a traditional Sunfire wedding ceremony.
Also, I know Kazi was confirmed to be nonbinary by the creators but I think this is the first time their pronouns are actually used in the show! Yay!
BAIT! NOOOOO! The wedding food!! I really hope that didn’t include the Sunfire wedding cake
“So, how are affairs in Katolis?” “Oh. Affairs are well, fair.”
This is the royalty equivalent of when someone asks you how it’s going and your life is on fire but you can’t say that so you just reply with “it’s going.” This is an SOS call, someone get Ezran a hug and like. Some cold apple juice. And maybe a therapist. Definitely a therapist.
Aww, Aanya and Ezran’s friendship is so precious. I’m glad that they each have someone who understands what it’s like being a child ruler. They’re so cute.
I love seeing the Sunfire wedding custom and I love Kazi so much.
Zym stomping his little feet so that he can clap!!!
Aww Grennnn. He’s so sweet I love him.
COME ON! Really Karim?? In the middle of their WEDDING?? Let my girls have a nice wedding ceremony! Let them get married and not have to worry about the safety of their nation! Please!
Poor Janai and Amaya but especially poor Janai. Imagine finally deciding to get married after putting off scheduling your wedding because Something is always happening in your kingdom, only to have your fuckass brother decide to take a sixth of your army and invade your fucking kingdom ON YOUR WEDDING DAY right as you’re about to start the vows. I deeply admire the composure of these women, I would have lit something on fire by now.
Karim, shut the fuck up. You are one of the least righteous people out there. You have done nothing but be wrong for this entire arc.
Okay, so I guess that guy is Pharos. I remember absolutely nothing about him I forgot he was a recurring character until right now skjfalskj
OH WAIT, FUCK, What happened there???? I cannot remember for the life of me who this guy is gosh dangit. Curse my stupid gosh dang memory
(It should be noted that, although I haven’t mentioned it thus far, I am watching this season with my family. My brother says that he thinks maybe the guy got bitten by the dark-magic zombies at the great bookery in season five? That sounds like it could be right so I’m gonna go with that for now. I’ll check when I’m done with the episode.)
Ough… My heart. I love the character growth Amaya has gone through so much.
Okay, go, but maybe take Aanya and Zym with you. Just for safety. Also, nooo, this means Ezran doesn’t get to see his aunt get married. Give my boy a break! Please, just let him have a good time where nothing goes horribly wrong 😭
Oh, Corvus and Aanya works too! I love Ezran so much. He’s hopeful and kindhearted but he’s not naive. He goes to negotiate with Karim using words rather than violence, but he takes Corvus and Aanya for backup in case things escalate.
Continued in reblogs!
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Thoughts Of You
-fluff, hangover, dahyun acting like a hopeless lesbian!! implied relationship
: hangover or not Dahyun's mind never ceases to stop racing, especially about you
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non-idol!dahyun x fem!reader
Through the open window, a soft breeze wafted into the room, it welcomed a nice shine of light which gladly took its place, laying a sunny streak over Dahyun’s sleeping face. As pretty as she looked with the sun shining on her face, she didn’t seem to like it much. If the groan was anything to go by, and the whine as she turns to face the other way, shifting around on the bed.
Fuck the sun. I’m tired n wanna sleep. Head hurts. Where is she?
A giggle rings through her head, the sound pounding off the walls of her brain. Another groan, and although her eyes are closed she feels around the bed, looking for something or rather someone. Another giggle echoes in her head, and Dahyun has to adjust her eyes, taking in the empty white sheets around her.
Mmmm, actually this breeze feels nice. But, where is she???
She turns back over, and her head hurts, it aches terribly, but she wants you first. You’re sitting next to the same damn window that woke her up, in a plain white tee and a pair of light gray sweatpants. Criss-cross on a large beanbag, work laptop on your lap, with your reading glass on. You tilt your head at her, waiting for her to come to her senses, even if it was just a little bit.
Shit that’s hot for no reason. Say something, c’mon, say something.
“Good Morning” Dahyun mumbles, more like grumbles, into silence, this time you hold back your laugh, biting your lip. Getting up and walking towards her, you softly run your hand through her tangled hair. Dahyun leans closer towards the touch.
“Good morning to you too,” you whisper softly, “even if it’s four in the afternoon”. Dahyun huffs, closing her eyes to bear the pain grunting as you help her sit up against the headboard. You place a glass of water against her lips, and then hand her some painkillers. Dahyun’s eyes furrow, she swallowed the pills with difficulty, tilting her head back felt horrible and when she did it felt like her brain moved in her head, worsening this already unbearable ache.
Never drinking again, ever. Not happening, no matter what. But this treatment is to die for… a pretty girl, with pretty hair, n pretty eyes, my pretty-
“I know baby, it aches, but you did such a good job,” you praise her and leave a quick kiss on her cheek. She smiles, almost in bliss, she thinks that if she gets enough kisses from you, you’d be able to cure this horrible hangover.
More please, kiss me more, praise me more. M’like it, more please.
“I’ll get you something to eat, be right back,” you assure her before stepping out of the room.
nooooo come baaaack
And you do, holding a bowl of warm Miso soup, you sit on the edge of the bed, you mix the soup with the spoon, before lifting it up to feed Dahyun. The girl blushes, and she lifts her hand, “It’s okay, you don’t have to feed me”. You smile, your eyes pointing towards her lifted hand, it’s shaking, “oh”. And Dahyun quickly puts her hand back down, her blush reaching her ears.
That was so fucking embarrassing.
“You’re cute,” you mumble, feeding her. Dahyun has to grip the sheets to brace herself.
No u.
“Where did you order the soup from anyway?” Dahyun tries to make light conversation, but your sudden frown makes her want to bury herself. “Doesn’t taste good enough?”
Fuck Dahyun, you desperate gay freak! You made her sad!
“S-sorry! It’s just really good! Like the best soup I’ve ever had! Literally at the top of my list now! Just wanted to know where you got it cuz it’s that good-” Dahyun truthfully rambles. You blush, looking away, a soft smile on your lips as you tug a piece of hair behind your ears. It’s like Dahyun is falling more in love with each passing second. “I made it myself, actually; I’m glad you like it,” Dahyun beams.
Dahyun, you smart bitch!
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