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if i make my rook younger and less capable than the rest of the team, struggling to keep themself alive let alone lead older and more experienced colleagues while trying not to let slip their terrible fear of failure, is it really "me being bad at playing a rogue" or is it "emergent narrative"
#we're going through it guys#i was feeling pretty good abt myself#then zara renata took my lunch money and stuffed me in a locker#this is a joke but it's also kind of real lol bc playing in a way that's actually pretty challenging is rly adding something for me#i tend to kind of steamroll games after a little practice but having the hard fights actually be really hard is like. rly fun!#screaming crying throwing up trying to hit electric ogre even once#surviving the cauldron literally on my last health bar no potions#world's best boy assan saving me in a very real way bc if i'd had to do that fight a second time i'd have succumbed to despair#talkin#auri de riva#theyre trying so so hard#my ocs#dav#dav spoilers#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#in the tags i mean#me being bad at playing a rogue is not a spoiler
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I know that was a shitpost for the latest Danny Phantom fandom meme, but I'm genuinely impressed and how authentic it sounds. How much of Dash's monologue is real advice, and how do you know all of that? Do you work out?
Yes I'm so sorry to inform my good people of Tumblr that I've secretly been a part of the gym fandom for all this time. I've only recently come out as a gymbro in this phandom via my creation of the current dp gym bro au meme that I've forced upon everyone in this good holy christian space. I mix whey protein into my overnight oats, I track my macros, and I have a closet full of Gym Girlie Outfits™️.
And just know it's a badge of honor that I carry to be able to say I've converted multiple members of the Danny Phantom phandom into regular gym goers as well 💪
#all jokes aside i grew up in a very athletic family#where talking about things like gym routines and protein tracking was very normal#i worked as a tennis coach for a few years before i was injured (by my own hubris) and was forced to quit#i've been rebuilding my body basically from like the ground floor since the injury#and while at first it was frustrating cuz i had to learn how to do things i'd always been able to do before#(and yes i did cry on my yoga mat more than one time in the beginning)#now i'm learning to have fun with it!#im still very weak compared to where i once was#and it doesn't help that i was set back by other injuries that came from not taking care of myself like a bad knee#but slowlyyyy i'm getting there#i once thought i'd never be able to do an unassisted pull up again#and now i can see it within my reach!#very exciting#i love love loveeeee being strong#Also yes it's real advice to train the 'minor' muscles#for example a lot of lower back pain comes from a weak glute medius#ppl be focusing on the glute max cuz it's the big one and forget about the other glutes#compound exercises are a great way to hit multiple muscles at once
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So... how seriously should we consider the "Ask Megatron " little skits? Because those would be kind of enlightening about his character aside from the evident... Obviously, most of all are jokes only, but it would at least reflect that he's got a quite witty and sarcastic (no surprise there) sense of humor.
Then again, how to discern sarcastic jokes from true, when everything was done in that spirit?
No surprise on him being witty since he's been described as charismatic and sometimes (rarely) has that kind of attitude on screen. But how true could it be that he likes to do watercolors? He's of course a dissident and has always come across to me as a... very dark, visceral, irate decadent artist* at Spark, then this would enforce and match the conception. Just as much as the... thing about The Bridges of Madison County.
#He's got taste (?)#I've read it because he said the movie made him cry (just a sardonic joke?)#Don't know but I... would understand it☠️#I don't even like novels or movies described as only about love#but this one's essential#Now I'm haunted forever#Tfp Megatron#Megatron#Transformers#Transformers prime#Today in posts only I care about:#The uncertainty of how seriously to take the#Ask Megatron little skits#~~Also didn't he mentioned certain name relatively/suspiciously often?~~#Heh don't mind that#I'd like to write/draw something including that...#If I can convince myself/be convinced enough to take it seriously#Most likely won't
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grief really does hit you when you least expect it huh
#i ended up crying because i miss my grandpa like crazy. it's been 9 months since he died?????#and its just like. ive been thinking about him way more often these days because he loved christmas#mostly cause it was an excuse for all of us to gather and he really enjoyed that#also my grandpa was a silly little guy even at his old age LMFAO#he'd always wear a santa hat or one of those reindeer antlers headbands and a bunch of other goofy stuff JUST to make us laugh 😭#and it's just like. i'd give anything to experience that again. and hug him and kiss him and hold his hand#and hear his terrible jokes that i already knew by heart cause he always told the same ones. and just laugh at how goofy he was#well i cried again while making this post lol#raquel speaks
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This is pretty epic but we've got a long way to go guys
#jokes please if 20 million people saw me ever I think I would die#unless it was 20 million mexican freetailed bats in their summer roost of bracken cave#i want to go to bracken cave#I need to go to bracken cave#bat conservation international does guided tours to bracken cave#i think I would cry honestly. never thought I'd want to go to texas but#anwyays uhh i got distracted. thanks for 500 people who also like bats#sniles#not bats
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if you're wondering how i'm taking mizu5
the answer is "badly"
#i feel really sick#idk i already explained my thoughts as best as i could on twt and i'm really upset and it all just kind of hurts rn idk if i can reiterate#four years of build-up right into a devastating cliffhanger that quite literally removes mizuki from the game's real world#and changes her menu sprites and voicelines#and of course the most pressing concerns were not really addressed#and it's just oging to be like this for at least a month#and after all this they're going to segue into akito5 vbs beach episode or whatever like ??????#FUCK YOUR STANDARD EVENT SCHEDULING. FINISH THIS MESS RN HOLY SHIT#i say mess i don't know if it's a Mess (BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER) it might still turn out well#but sitting with this is making me feeel fucking horrible i can't do it#i don't think i've ever experienced a media going from a source of comfort to a source of discomfort in the span of like 3 minutes#whiplash#i genuinely. hhhhhhhh I FEEL SICK AND THIS ISN'T A FUNNY HAHA JOKE#if i knew how to let myself cry i'd be crying a lot rn#sega pay me for emotional damages
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Hi, don't mind me I just wanted to light @mimiruku up and expose that she is Really Mean to me!!!
THIS BEAST JUST KEEPS GOING???
#nimo's sheeko sheeko time#my vision is blurry cuz I am crying wallahi I am not joking#I AM SHOWING MY SISTERS WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!#Wait but what if they bully me too :(#did you know my own hooyo teased me when Jojo did?#like...HOOYO ALWAYS DEFENDS ME WHEN MY SIBS DID IT?#BUT WHEN JOJO DID IT SHE JOINED HER??? HELLO I AM HER BABY GIRL NOT THIS TRIFILING MEANIE#this is also very much how Mimi is to Momo btw should I redraw rhis#i Know i cant bc I'd be crying while drawing
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i’m speechless
#WELL. I MADE IT TO THE SCENE. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY.#tomgreg#succession#i actually am speechless like i had to keep pausing and taking breaths.#WHO SAYS THIS. WHO. UNLESS ITS A LOVE CONFESSION??? IT FEELS LIKE A LOVE CONFESSION.#A SORT OF LAST HURRAH BEFORE HIS LIFE IS OVER???? TOM????????????????? LOOK AT ME#LOOK AT ME. THIS IS??? LIKE. MY LIFE IS OVER SO I MIGHT AS WELL CONFESS I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR GIANT ASS???? SPEAK UP#screaming crying shitting pissing throwing up shovelling sand into my mouth in the hopes i suffocate on it#and the fighting after. is it. is he. is this how he thinks love has to be??? like. he's used to fighting with shiv so now#he thinks that if he's in love they have to fight?? i have too much to say and talk about i really. ugh.#and when greg says he doesn't want to tom gets upset#like it's a rejection#i honestly hate this so much#COUNTRY BOYYYYYYY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUEEEGUhgnrgv#AND THEN I DONT WANNA EITHER IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!! yeah. uhuh okay.#ik the nero sporus stuff is wack BUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER HELLO?????? HELLO.#but ''i'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat'' then do it pussy#sorry ik this is a novel in the tags but holy fuck. i gotta sit down seeya
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I saw a few people doing this and I was compelled to fill it out myself
#my art#not writing#faith the unholy trinity#faith game#john ward#micheal davies#gary miller#gary faith#is it a garbage doodle collection? yes. enjoy#tree demon is just like me for me (the joke is that my name is Shrub)#i'd be friends with john only bc he's so sad. im sharing my goldfish with him (he will cry abt it i think)#just realized i drew john 2 completely different ways. erm. dw abt it smurf john with Gun isn't real and he can't hurt you
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STOP ITTTTTT BDNSJWKSJS WHY JUST WHY — no i'm not angry or anything of the like, but it's just so wth and also funny at the same time — LIKE WHY IS THERE SO MANY FILIPINOS HERE AND THERE????
#reli-rambles#i'd be judt scrolling my life away on tumblr and pressing on a random blog AND SEEING THE PROFILE#“philippines” or “filipino”#are you guys just everywhere in thr world-#example my walls- /silly#love you guys btw#this is not a hate post and more like a 'cry for help because i don't understand why' post#SORRY SORRY#that was a joke lmao#this whole post is just /silly lolll
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genuinely so put off by all and any form of romance at this point like... I just want money and free-time and to be alone
#seeing exes move on and like... they can but i just get an overwhelming desire to stay alone when i see that for some reason#also genuinely lost at what i want to do next and where to go so like#but i kinda want kids before im too old too hehehe its so perfect#virgo tendencies? adhd tendencies? it feels impossible to settle on places and people#I want to work maybe 15-30 hrs a week and just vibe easily#see my old friends and practice my hobbies#guess i could become a nun or something if all else fails#<- that was a joke btw#can i just find someone to have 1-2 kids with and we divorce already? 🙄#unless its someone like my vampire priest - i'd stay forever#kind of a cry for help but moreso i just wanna know if this is normal or not#or relatable at all#josie.txt
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I fucking love these fools so much
(edited from multiple videos from IG: (Limpbizkitjapan, Limpbizkitbrasil, Fred_Durst_Reflections)
#Wesley really hollered out “I'm NOT ready!!!!” and I felt that on a personal level#like it was the LB battle cry for what they themselves call “shit mountain” and they brought everyone along for hike#and his uncoordinated slap-happy version of Jon Davis' microphone strut is just fucking priceless#and the way he just drops the mic after the first two lines is such a Wes “okay-I'm-so-over-this-shit” thing to do#I love watching Fred and John getting their groove on with the guitar and bass respectively#The little dramatic pause Fred does at the 35 second mark sent me. His wig bobbed lmao.#His dad-yacht-rock/yacht-nu-metal look is snazzy. blue wig and silver shades and all. But those red loafers/boat shoes are fancyyyy#I love that Lee kept on going with a teeny tiny drum solo at the very end. He was having soooo much fucking fun and I love that for him#I'd kill to have Sam's view from the turntables just to see his crazy ass bandmates fuck around like this on stage#The boys have come a long way from covering Blind in '97-'98 and Fred pulling the whole “sike” joke after the “are you ready” part#I'd love to see the guys rehearse this cover between the five of them teaching each other to play the song on the different instruments#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Wes Borland#Fred Durst#John Otto#DJ Lethal#Sam Rivers#lucy the rabbit's video edits#down the rabbit hole
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The positive outlook despite everything 🥹🥹
#lance stroll#aston martin f1#He's precious#I'd be crying my eyes out curled up in bed and here he is like a day or two out of surgery after breaking 3 pretty vital bits of the body#And he's cracking jokes making people laugh
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what if we- no no wait let me speak - what if we took the early seasons homophobic jokes and ran with it huh - hey stop holding my mouth shut - what. what if we just took the gay jokes and interpreted them to our benefit huh. what if supernatural was often a problematic show in multiple aspects and we just made it ours to deal with it.
#yeah i know but if i didn't joke about it maybe i'd cry?#like a dear friend said. yeah they made a gay joke at dean's expense but he still got laid hope this helps.
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hey guys how many times can you lose in mario party before it becomes fucking pathetic
#im not even bad at the game i just have the worst luck possible#like its funny but also im gonna cry holy shit#im not even bad at the game! so why do i always lose??#i win plenty of minigames. i try to strategize. every plan just manages to fail. its just shitty luck.#i wanna laugh but also im so tired of it lmao..#good thing the person i lose to doesnt have tumblr god I'd look so pathetic right now#at this point im like half venting half joking#idk
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and I'm having thoughts again
so I've been watching that John Larroquette interview that I reblogged on repeat for half an hour now and I'm just. man I am so very....... okay I'm trying not to say that I'm stupid anymore but god what else is there to say. it's making me feel like my brain just turns off and all there is is static and [insert very high frequency screaming sound].
like I would love to be able to have actual thoughts about this shit but I am not. I just love love love people who think about shit and face their issues and work on getting better. and talk about it. like it's just a thing that happened. because it is. it's not 'oh you did bad shit in your past so you're fucked forever now'. it's 'bad shit happened, I did bad things, I confronted it, I made different choices' and that's it. I just. man I'm feeling really emotional and am probably gonna have a good long cry about this now.
#one thought that I had when my brain stopped just loudly screaming at me was#oh I totally always think I wouldn't ever end up in a cult. because it's not something that would appeal to me and shit. I'm suspicious of#anything like that. one person claiming to know everything and all that#and it just hit me like. DUDE. you would absolutely 100% end up in a cult if the right guy was leading it#like if he had a cult that I could join right now? oh dude I'd be so in. kinda joking but also like. come on I am so fucking obsessive I#would absolutely fall for that#(and lets not even get into the whole thing of actually getting attention from the person I'd be obsessed with. oh it'd be bad. it'd fuck#me up. I'd be so easy to convince if we're being honest....)#but anyway I just. I don't know#honestly though? I just love studying one person at a time from afar like. hi I would immediately explode if I ever met this man I could not#handle it. but I can absolutely find out everything I can about him and study him like. something that normal people would study idk I'm#insane.#anyway man that was a weird tangent#true tho.#I don't want to make light of actual addictions like alcoholism. I'm not. addicted I guess. but I'm absolutely fucking obsessive about shit#and I absolutely know it cannot be healthy to keep doing this#like dude you have no life because all you do is watch other people live theirs. why am I studying this man's life like it matters. it's not#making anything better. knowing every damn thing he did in the 80s will not make up for the fact that I don't have. anything.#fuck now I'm really crying oh well this really took a weird turn#fuuuuck.#personal
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