#like most things do-

[not-5-rats]

I don't think we actually understand how fucking scary User's first death infront of Cay must have been for him

Imagine it, you meet this random person, they seem lost and have no idea who/ where they are so you agree to help. Mere minutes later you watch them get ripped apart, you see their limbs pulled off of their body and thrown to the side, each organ tugged out and chewed till the inside of their chest looked like broken watermelon

He watched the life snap out of their eyes, heard as their screams slowly faltered out. Watched as they cried, the tears being washed away by the rush of blood which came flooding out of them. Watched a stranger die, not just die, he watched them getting destroyed. Something he never imagined he'd be forced to witness.

He swore he heard the camera shutter in his mind as the wolves eventually cleared out, they died a jane/ john doe, to everyone else and to themself. They'd spend the rest of eternity never knowing who they were, their family would never know they'd died, nobody would. Their coworkers would wait for them to come back to work, their pets would wander the house, lost without them.

...but then...they came back. Why were they back-? How? What-? So many questions filled his head as a horrible realisation dawned on him. He'd seen them die, yet they were back...and they could go again. He wanted to help, there was another chance to find their life, remind them who they were but if he went along with this how many times would he be forced to see it. How many times would he see the colour drain from their face, the light in their eyes dim till it dissapeared. How much of their blood would spill into his hands. He didn't know, he never could

But there was so much more that he could know, if this went on. So many myths that would finally be put to rest in his mind. The mysteries he'd grown to shrug off as silly tales. He could understand, he'd just have to be ready. Ready for the bloodshed, for the pain, to look away, to ignore their screams of agony. Ready for them to come back, again and again

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[risingsunresistance]

you guys can see this too bc even tho i was wrong i think it's funny

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[adobe-outdesign]

Entire Pokemon fanbase upon watching the Z-A trailer: wow I can't believe they added anti-homeless bars to the benches in Pokemon

GameFreak dev who thought those were arm rests:

[rameiixo]

another animation exercise, with okarun !

[lady-raziel]

right wing trolls acting up on tumblr always fascinate me like what are you doing making a fuss about pronouns on the pronouns in bio website you’re in enemy territory like are you lost or something

[raffi-cat]

red crowned crane grian

[chloesimaginationthings]

“Cassidy, stop doing the FNAF golden Freddy pose”

[unholyhymns]

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

[prideprejudce]

this whole oceangate submarine fiasco has actually led to a lot of interesting talks and debates about the grey area of human empathy vs the inclination to recoil at the bizarre behaviors of the ultra wealthy and how people struggle with both ideas and is actually very interesting to watch play out in different types of people

[mythicalcoolkid]

You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[reverentwormpriest]

hannibal skinning and carving a human into a heart for will to find on valentines day sounds like something straight out of a 40k word fanfic but its real and i have to grapple with it happening in canon everyday

[morganbritton132]

One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.

Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”

Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”

A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”

“It kinda is. Did you do it?”

“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”

“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”

The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.

[pommeauromarin]

Enemies to lovers, but only one of them thinks they're enemies. The other has been entirely obsessed since the beginning.

Only acceptable way for me to read this trope