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LETS GOOO
GET IT ANYA!!
The one getting axed is jimbo btw not daisuke. this is based off of joetastic's video, forgot to mention!
#JIMOTHY IS DEAD#YIPPEEE#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#anya#swansea mouthwashing#mouthwashing swansea#swansea#i love that the fandom just collectively replaces jimbarrassments name with anything that starts with j#like jambalaya
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Spoilers for RadioApple Zine! One beautiful day I’ll post the whole thing.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#the radio demon#appleradio#radioapple#lucifer morningstar#lucifer hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#duckideer#JAMBALAYA#i nearly unalived myself drawing this#I suck at backgrounds and drawing foods#but I also really like to suffer
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AU where Lucifer went down to New Orleans sometime between 1900 and 1910, right in the middle of Mardi Gras. Charlie was about 100ish at this time, and while Lucifer and Lilith were still together, there was a growing emotional distance between them that had been going on for a few decades at this point. Lucifer's just trying to have some fun and forget his worries for a little while, and he does. And he meets a nice lady. A very nice Creole woman who makes a mean pot of jambalaya with a kick right out of hell. They hit it off and spend the majority of the celebration together.
They get drunk. Very drunk. Lucifer doesn't remember most of that night. The woman, Nicaise, is pregnant.
By some quirk of genetics, the child comes out indistinguishable from a normal human, if significantly paler than his dark-skinned mother. Growing up, Nicaise always tells her son that his daddy was an angel, but all the boy sees is that his father abandoned him and his mother in a world that doesn't look kindly on black women or single mothers. He watches his mother struggle, he watches her suffer, and he grows up resenting and hating the men who make her life hell. Especially his father.
#random thoughts#Hazbin Hotel#the Devil's Bastard AU#Hazbin Hotel AU#crack AU#Lucifer Morningstar#Alastor's Mother#Alastor#does Alastor figure out Lucifer's his dad? maybe. maybe not.#'you walked out on me and my mom so I will parent my older sister better than you' just seems like such a funny premise for an au#I went with the name 'Nicaise' because it means something along the lines of 'victorious' and it seemed like a good match with Alastor#Lucifer tastes some of Alastor's jambalaya and suddenly he KNOWS#to be clear I'm not trying to make Lucifer OR Nicaise a bad guy here#Nicaise didn't know he was married#Lucifer got very very wasted and didn't really know what he was doing#he probably woke up on top of somebody's roof before he went home to Lilith and Charlie
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Hey.......anyone remember the radiodust???
It was literally one of the ships that kept the fandom alive While we were waiting for the series.
#radiodust#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel#angel dust#alastor#although let it be clear that I never liked it#It's just weird that they suddenly forgot#huskerdust#huskerdust forever#alastor x jambalaya
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#first one is a personal fav#until the caption/tags r like#'j*mmy / jambalaya / etc etc'#then its like Okay#didnt know you were annoying and unfunny like that#anyway#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing#wrong organ
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Alright who needs a home cooked meal?
#everyone’s so upset today#understandably so!!!!#the world is pretty scary atm#drink some water and have a warm home cooked meal#I can’t promise things will be okay but I know you’re strong#sorry I don’t like getting too serious on here about world events mostly for my own sanity#ive never made jambalaya before and i know its missing a lot but hopefully its still good#stupid mild tho because if it’s too hot I’ll die#text
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Imagine that since Vox loses control of himself while in his demonic form, he attacks everything on sight. But Valentino and Velvette are safe because he subconsciously remembers them as his "family" so they're safe and need to be protected.
That instinct to protect family while he's in his full demonic form is much stronger with Tino which is why he's the only one that's able to fully handle Vox while in this form. And it makes Valentino happy as much as it saddens him that Vox trusts him fully in this form.
Velvette is safe from getting attacked and is able to calm him down while he's in this form. But she can't really make Vox do anything else like order him around.
Alastor on the other hand is... complicated. While he's in his full demonic form he can't control himself on what he'll do. Will he attack? Will he kill? Will he protect? Will he listen? Vox doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Despite all of Vox and Alastor's fighting and rivalry, there's still a fine line they don't cross. So they won't be permanently hurt even more. So that the other wouldn't actually die unless the push really came to a shove.
Vox can't ensure anything if he went full demonic form on Alastor. If he'll live or he'll die. And he's terrified of what he actually feels for Alastor. What his true unchained self would reveal if he loses full control around Alastor.
#may asher rambles#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel vees#hazbin hotel alastor#radiostatic#staticmoth#Vox coming across Alastor while he's in his full demonic form can either be extremely angsty#or suprisingly hilarious#Imagine if under all of his complicated and sad feelings for Alastor- Vox acts like a happy dog around him while he's in his demonic form#Alastor is extremely confused because what the fuck? Why is terrifying eldritch abomination Vox acting like a happy puppy around him?#If it was Valentino then that's a given#But Alastor?? Despite... despite everything? What a mixed feelings jambalaya to swallow
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✨️Catlastor✨️
Spontaneous dancing~ They tried to cook...
More random doodles of them because they're stuck in my head :3 @correlance
#I'd like to think they would definitely bond with singing and dancing#its a crime we never saw alastor cook jambalaya#charlie being bad at cooking and alastor “trying” to help her is funny to me#i want them to interact more and be genuine close friends nexts season#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin charlie#alastor#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel fanart#i found out my irl bestie ship#charlastor#so she was happy to see me drawing charlie & alastor
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angel: have you ever had an orgasm before
alastor: (stomach full of rye and mouth full of jambalaya) yea
angel: really? 'cause i just can't picture it...
alastor: (swallowing enough in one mouthful to choke a horse and also making perplexed ace deer noises) you've tried to picture it?
#i like how in canon alastor isnt necessarily angered by angel's attempts but just slightly annoyed or surprised#hazbin hotel#alastor#i cant eat spicy food but i'd probably still eat alastor's jambalaya tbh#angel dust#spiders in my jambalaya
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everyone survives except jambalaya au and imagine just taking care of curly!!! i want to take good care of this man and help him around and and i just want to be happy goddamnit!!!
#yes he aint a saint but come on#no one deserves a fate like that#and i love him your honor#imagine just taking good care of him#being there for him after he and the rest got rescued#except for jambalaya#swansea dealt with him after anya told him about the sa in the cockpit#just#curly#top male reader#: ̗̀➛ ❛ . . . boba time! ❜
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Things the entire (or, like, 80%) of the Hazbin Hotel Fandom believe
St Peter wants a man
Vox has a (huge, head over heels) crush on Alastor
Emily and Sir Pentious are besties
Alastor is a bottom
Velvette is a lesbian (let's be real, she probably is)
That's all except *cough cough* Vox has a body pillow of Al *cough cough*
That is all I have. This is all decided by the fandom, not guaranteed canon.
I think most of us can agree on this, but even so, if any disagreements or points to share please comment gently I don't want to start a war
Alastor loves Jambalaya
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin#hazbin hotel fandom#like if you agree#alastor x jambalaya#hazbin vox#hazbin emily#i cant add any more#please agree with me
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okay nicholas wilde can't fucking cook but the question is can alastor
That man is from New Orleans, of course he can.
#I want to try his jambalaya#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel#I like to think he worked as a chef at some point in his life#before he found his passion in his radio show#and then he found out he can eat ppl so his recipes got more ‘creative’ later on lmao#asks#lady luxo asks
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you’ve never seen a horny jalapeño like this before i promise you. who needs ai when the grocery store provides a bounty like this:
#it’s nighttime now I’m allowed to post shit like this#anyways. from my jambalaya earlier.#cooking is an adventure always#🌶️🌶️🌶️
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#like my family only used our real dishes for certain foods#red beans and rice was a regular plate meal but jambalaya was a paper plate meal for some reason#ari screams into the void#polls
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I loved that anya analysis! It's a thought which I had as well,and the way you put it in words is so well done! Hoping to see more!
Thank You!
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How to catch a Radio Demon 😈
With jambalaya 😊🔥🩷
#I made dinner#jambalaya#hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel alastor#how to catch a radio demon#I hope he like the kick I added to it
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