#like i love it but also wtf is this bitch saying???

[its-shakespeare-baby]

#sure every few hundred years languages become unrecognizable to their previous form#and modern readers need special education to be able to translate & analyze any part of an immense written inheritance of historical work#which is a huge barrier and dissuades many from investigating the cultural foundations of the societies they live in#but consider: the constant human yearning for New Slang < OP's tags

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

[our-trans-punk-experience]

Hi. Here’s what written in one of the bathroom stalls of my highscool (there’s some curse words)

You have multiple "Free Palestine" written on the door. Someone wrote "Israël" so someone else wrote "oula" which is not really translatable? but that’s not positive.

Then, someone wrote "Bardella" which is the name of a extreme right politician from my country. Someone wrote "FDP" (meaning son of a bitch) and someone else wrote "gênant" (meaning cringe or embarrassing).

Then, we luckily got someone who wrote "World Peace and Love" which is something I hope we’ll achieve one day cuz let’s be real war is not cool

In my high school, you can also find "fuck the patriarchy" and "protect trans kids" written on chairs or ceilings. And I find that cool because I’m happy to say this place is somewhat of a safe place for trans kids and minorities to express themselves (there is A LOT of exception to that but you can easily find people who are not bigots and that’s awesome)

absolutely love what's going on here! punks across the world with you rn and all my hope your school can lead by example

from my partial familial exposure to the french language is oula a sort of slightly shocked exclaim, like "ey wtf"?

[heykaya]

Happy to see you posting again!

Can I ask why Alex is your favorite?

hehe glad I was missed :3

Reasons I love Alex:

Gives you a job.

Gives you part of his farm.

Gives you a safe place to live and a room of your own, even before you romance him.

Will never rape you.

Will drop everything to run over and save you.

DOL-town royalty is threatening me (a teenager)? Lol let me tell Remy to fuck off.

Will also tell Bailey to fuck off to protect you, even to his own detriment.

Hard working and muscular.

Muscular.

Muscular.

Cooks you breakfast every morning, even at Max dom.

Gently bumps his head against yours.

Will spank you (at high dom).

Will eat you for breakfast (at low dom).

Scenic horse riding dates.

Smart enough to make drugs.

Comes from a family of farmers, still humble enough to listen to PC’s Tending tips.

Introduces you to his father who gives you $10k.

Actually has social skills and isn’t afraid to talk to people on the phone.

Is funny + can dance.

He’s such a good dad 😭

(Also I’m into that housewife tradlife thing. I used to go for Eden but he’s pretty boring tbh. Plus, Alex cooks you breakfast while Eden feeds you his leftovers. seriously wtf is up with that?!)

Like his dad says, he is dogged (super stubborn and persistent). PC has the option to stop Alex from being so fucking insane. Pulling him back from fighting a group of Remy’s goons, discouraging him from drinking so much and dealing drugs - they all reduce his Love. It doesn’t make him happy, but imo it’s what’s best for him. But since this is a game where even the bad ends are temporary, I join in on the crazy shit.

His biggest flaw is paying PC less at high dominance. I’m willing to overlook this because of the super hot spanking scene + you can make a shitload of money from the fields anyway. If he makes you mad you can call him a weak little bitch during encounters lol (his insecurity is strength).

Fr despite all of Alex’s abilities, I don’t think he’d be able to flourish and protect the farm from Remy without PC’s help. An orphan and a struggling farmer. One found a safe home and a family, the other made his dreams a reality. And together, they lived happily ever after :D

As happily as you can in DOL-town, at least.

(Also to comment on the others)

Robin:

Initially found him cute, but the more I got to know him the less I like him.

Literally PC's babies are less demanding than Robin.

Robin does not deserve confidence.

Whitney

The only thing he awakens in me is violence.

Dismissed every time no mercy gg

I agree he's super hot though. I'll enjoy him via fanart instead.

Eden

(see above)

Avery

He shows up once a week, gives me money, and fucks off. Very appealing!

I think he's OK. Just remember that he's incapable of truly loving PC.

As a source of income he's fine. As a lover no because of above + his dates are really repetitive.

Kylar

This guy should not be outside.

Sydney

He's very sweet and I get the appeal, but he's not my type.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

starbee comic,,, if u get the reference then u understand a pivotal part of how i see their dynamic

Bee x scream is like if that one rlly bubbly & makes herself seem ditzy and cute girl to everyone to have friends who'll dump her the moment they get a bf & she's probably on the spectrum but no one notices or cares to delve deeper into her bcs she's so 'cute' & smiles & masks to be liked ( bcs she doesnt want anyone to delve deeper into her personality & realize shes actually Not perfect miss lil daddys girl purity ring ) was forced to be stuck with The Bitchtm intimidating weird girl who's also undiagnosed but everyone knows there's Something with her & treated her differently in a way they Think is discreet but She Knows & no matter how hard she tries, everyone's gonna have this Undertone with her so she's just given up on trying to seem pleasant to everyone but still desperately wants to be loved & has a slight clue as to why ppl keep hating her even when she tries for them not to for once but still can't get an answer bcs her life sucks and diagnosis is expensive and she has no time and she's - omg why is this bitch (bee) making her notes all cute with big colorful fonts & organized by alphabetical shade marker collection haha she's so weird (<- is Also weird bcs hes starscream). im gonna ask to borrow one of her favorite markers (the baby blue one) and dry it out while she stares at me with big wet eyes trying to find a polite way to put 'im gonna kill you' in a sentence

[loveeari]

please the way aether and eloise are my true platonic otp already needs to be STUDIED like your honor their besties in a fake marrige living their best fucking lives. (im not jealouse hahahah i wish that was me so bad)

I also love the kids thing like the both are really good with kids but would NEVER want to have them. Eloise and Rosalina I feel like would adopt wayyyy later and it would be to like a teen or slightly younger because they get treated like shit and aether would be all gung ho about it because like HELP THE CHILD THEY ARE SUFFING WITH SOCIETY.

pleaseeee the "no maidens" mega mind meme is sending me into orbit because aether would ALWAYS bring it up.

like damn i see 20 bitches in your arms and not one is wified up yeah couldn't be me loser.

when benedict eventually does get sophie its gna be the funniest shit ever and aether would STILL not drop the jokes.

I feel like it would be a running joke between hyachinth francesca and gregory for some reason over eloise marrying like they for sure no somethings up but isn't ever EXPLICITYLY said.

Rosalina would be the most chaotic mf on planet earth. She will always match eloise's freak its why they work so well together. Also Imma be real I hated queen charlotte the show. Im sorry but like after watching bridgerton and seeing NOTHING changing for womans rights im so salty. She just fucking sits there and chooses the diamonds LIKE BRO YOUR QUEEN FUCKING DO SOMETHING GODAMN, YOUR HUSBAND PROBBALY WOULDVEJ IPODO{IWH{)WDHI

I think aether's soul reached inside of me and pulled that out.

also the thing with fencing is so fucking real I could already imagine the chaos like anthony saying to aether, "please i beg enough with the fencing i worry of what my children will do"

and his children are standing behind going all puppy eyed begging aether to convice ant to continue and aether just stands there like, 'yo wtf eloise said this would be fun'

and eloise is just dying with laughter while rosalina whistles into thin air like as if she wasn't egging them on.

also if we thing abt when they get talking it would be def when eloise debutes like cmon. There is a small part on my heart yearning for theo/eloise and im fucking salty fucking penelope "petty lying covering my own ass for my mistakes" featherington took that away from.

If we look at that side aeter is a D 1 supporter your right he sprouts bullshit that sounds liie the truth from nothing and it is beautiful.

I wanna make a Bridgerton OC that's a bit of a gender fuck (maybe nb or genderqueer or smth idk) who technically feels disconnected from their birth sex and gender as a whole but rejoins high society parading themselves as a male (cause it makes life easier) and for them to end up in marriage of convenience with Eloise Bridgerton (probably use he and she instead of them - that was purely just for this post.)

[thebigqueer]

i agree that s2 was not written as well as s1 and arcane has its flaws however some people will just say anything.

[pup-pee]

my father telling me how scared he was when i ran away from the house but i cant express how scared i was 2 b in the house

hey, whats up w/that?

[wulfhalls]

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[hauntingblue]

Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus

[thisismyworldyeah]

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[todayisafridaynight]

Hey so Snap this is going to be so fucking weird, but honestly don’t care. So I was watching a clip of Drag Race Philippines and it was the make over episode and I think they were making over family members and this father was all about getting into drag. So, I just wanted to tell you never forget how much of a lovely loving kind and caring father you have, who loves you and protects you and makes you feel heard. That’s all.

i'd have to die before i forget how great my dad is thank you for the opportunity to brag about him again anon

[ssreeder]

I am so bored and ive been meaning to find a way to harass you so consider this harassment ❤️❤️

This made me laugh until my side hurt. Great job 10/10 no notes

[rainswept]

i feel like dan heng is one of The easiest characters to comprehend personality wise, yet in my opinion people still get him wrong so often. am i just too picky. bye

[a-love-poet-at-heart]

I love getting into comics and reading the famous big events ones like crisis on infinite earths and infinite crisis and stopping every 20 pages to whisper shout i dont know enough about the lore!!! then have to google something

[tanksarefluffy]

Bruh how is my dad that regularly says the f slur the more accepting one out of my parents😭😭😭

[allylikethecat]

omg??? the teacher thing thats so mean 😭 good to know you took it as a champ and the fact you kept it AND printed it is so funny

She was actually the worst person I ever met omfg it's been twelve years and I'm still bitter about it 😂 I am never getting rid of that email. Sometimes I pull it out and am like "maybe I was exaggerating" but nope, it really says all that in black and white text sent to my gmail in 2012. It's so crazy to me that a TEACHER would put something like that in writing. She also said I was beyond help, like gee thanks. Way to you know, teach. I am SO OPEN to CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM and feedback that I can use to better myself, but telling me you've given up on me isn't exactly helpful. She was also the sole reason I wasn't allowed to take AP English in high school, she refused to sign the form to let me enroll.

One time, she took points off of my The Great Gatsby reading quiz because one of the questions was "What color is Gatsby's car" and I said yellow and she marked me wrong and said it was BEIGE because it was supposed to represent A PENIS and MASCULINITY so my happy ass went and FOUND THE PASSAGE IN THE BOOK where it EXPLICITLY SAYS Gatsby's car is YELLOW and SHOWED HER and she then told me I was being disrespectful for questioning her... Nothing fuels a person like spite does and I dream of one day publishing something and then mailing her a copy 🤣

I hope you are having a wonderful Tuesday and that you have a great rest of your week!

❤️Ally