#because tell me why pen got NO CONSEQUNCES
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please the way aether and eloise are my true platonic otp already needs to be STUDIED like your honor their besties in a fake marrige living their best fucking lives. (im not jealouse hahahah i wish that was me so bad)
I also love the kids thing like the both are really good with kids but would NEVER want to have them. Eloise and Rosalina I feel like would adopt wayyyy later and it would be to like a teen or slightly younger because they get treated like shit and aether would be all gung ho about it because like HELP THE CHILD THEY ARE SUFFING WITH SOCIETY.
pleaseeee the "no maidens" mega mind meme is sending me into orbit because aether would ALWAYS bring it up.
like damn i see 20 bitches in your arms and not one is wified up yeah couldn't be me loser.
when benedict eventually does get sophie its gna be the funniest shit ever and aether would STILL not drop the jokes.
I feel like it would be a running joke between hyachinth francesca and gregory for some reason over eloise marrying like they for sure no somethings up but isn't ever EXPLICITYLY said.
Rosalina would be the most chaotic mf on planet earth. She will always match eloise's freak its why they work so well together. Also Imma be real I hated queen charlotte the show. Im sorry but like after watching bridgerton and seeing NOTHING changing for womans rights im so salty. She just fucking sits there and chooses the diamonds LIKE BRO YOUR QUEEN FUCKING DO SOMETHING GODAMN, YOUR HUSBAND PROBBALY WOULDVEJ IPODO{IWH{)WDHI
I think aether's soul reached inside of me and pulled that out.
also the thing with fencing is so fucking real I could already imagine the chaos like anthony saying to aether, "please i beg enough with the fencing i worry of what my children will do"
and his children are standing behind going all puppy eyed begging aether to convice ant to continue and aether just stands there like, 'yo wtf eloise said this would be fun'
and eloise is just dying with laughter while rosalina whistles into thin air like as if she wasn't egging them on.
also if we thing abt when they get talking it would be def when eloise debutes like cmon. There is a small part on my heart yearning for theo/eloise and im fucking salty fucking penelope "petty lying covering my own ass for my mistakes" featherington took that away from.
If we look at that side aeter is a D 1 supporter your right he sprouts bullshit that sounds liie the truth from nothing and it is beautiful.
I wanna make a Bridgerton OC that's a bit of a gender fuck (maybe nb or genderqueer or smth idk) who technically feels disconnected from their birth sex and gender as a whole but rejoins high society parading themselves as a male (cause it makes life easier) and for them to end up in marriage of convenience with Eloise Bridgerton (probably use he and she instead of them - that was purely just for this post.)
#where's you lover#aether: she had to look at flowers for out wedding#the bridgertons knowing its a fucking lie because why the fuck would eloise like ANYTHING abt flowers#aether just grinning his bullshit away#am i still salty abt queen charlotte?#yeah dude#am i pissed eloise's rep got RUINED for no reason#also yes#because tell me why pen got NO CONSEQUNCES#HOME GIRL DIDN"T NEED TO DO ALL THAT#LIKE OSIHFOSHOISHFOIHF#and people saying eloise was in the wrong abt being mad aBT BEING BETRAYED#SHES 17 BRO#and then pen throwing it back in her face like at least i did something#eloise is so much better than me bro#like i wouldve straight up been at least people want me#at least i have a loving family#at least i dont see the need to ruin a pregnant womans life#over a man MY BROTHER who just saw you as a sibling#at least my dad actually KNOWINGLY loved me#i need to stop#its 3 am in them morning#i am beefing with a fictional character#but yeah eloise and aether for the win bro
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