crapineededausernameforthis

[crapineededausernameforthis]

You're wearing a dress.

NEW GIRL 2.15

[crapineededausernameforthis]

You deserve someone who never stops trying to show you how much you mean to them, even after they have you.

[crapineededausernameforthis]

Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[crapineededausernameforthis]

the older I get the more I appreciate people who are straight forward and clear about their intentions. I don’t have time for guessing

[crapineededausernameforthis]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[crapineededausernameforthis]

Making cinnamon rolls. Mutuals, who wants some

[crapineededausernameforthis]

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

[crapineededausernameforthis]

historical accuracy in fics is so funny to me. googling if they had grapefruit spoons in 1845 but also letting two men get married. fuck homophobia, tell me about cutlery.

[crapineededausernameforthis]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[crapineededausernameforthis]

youre gonna grow up and realize just how much more lightheartedness you need in life

[crapineededausernameforthis]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[crapineededausernameforthis]

it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

[crapineededausernameforthis]

Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry featured in “A Passionate Apprentice,”

[crapineededausernameforthis]

bbc ghosts + tumblr text posts [13/?]

[crapineededausernameforthis]

I can’t do it. They’re awful. You are, you are awful. But… what are we going to do? It’s family. 

BBC Ghosts (2019–2023)

[crapineededausernameforthis]

I miss BBC ghosts

[crapineededausernameforthis]

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up