#like i looked in the mirror and went ‘oh fck’ like you just FEEL it lmao

[akkivee]

i threw on my kuukou cosplay last night to see how it fits and suddenly understood what the kuukou actors be going thru, kuukou’s power is kinda scary LOL

[lovingkvinner]

The same goddamn song (2/3)

Larissa weems x reader

Okay so I’m making it three parts because I got weirdly carried away with the car scene?! It might be boring as fck I don’t know but they’re cute and also reader is a psychic outcast I have decided (I imagined this from the start but it’s just kinda cropped up now)

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“15 minutes? Really?” You said to yourself as you closed the door. I mean, you were soaked from your shower, you had to dry your hair, get dressed and put on makeup in 15 minutes. What annoyed you more is Larissa was a woman of great appearance, surely she knew how long it takes to ready oneself.

This was not just any ordinary coffee date either, this was Larissa weems for heavens sake, she always looked beautiful!.

You had no time to waste and so you grabbed your hairdryer and just went at it until some minutes later your hair was dry, then you combed through it, it was the best you could do. Dressing was a matter of running around panicking and then chucking on whatever you felt was casual but also sort of dressed up….. not in a ‘give me attention’ way but then…. Also in a ‘give me attention way.’

It was comfortable but it made your figure look great so you weren’t too fussed. The makeup was little more than a swipe of blush, mascara and some lipstick.

Usually you liked to go beyond this but time wasn’t exactly on your side, at least you could use the excuse of it being a Sunday ‘day of rest’ and all.

You were breathing very heavily now, attempting to calm yourself and also not faint and throw up and cry and scream and fall at her knees and giggle like a child .

You smoothed down a stray hair in the mirror and walked out of the room quickly in fear that if you lingered any longer you wouldn’t move at all.

A smile graced your panic stricken face as you rounded the corner and saw her stood outside, leaning an arm on the top of her car, her legs perfectly elongated by the pose she was stood in.

The day was a mid autumn one, a little chilly, Larissa was in her dual pistachio dress with matching coat; your favourite of her outfits. Leaves this time of year were all orange, but not yet departed from their trees, they painted a great compliment to the boldness of her red painted lips.

You felt as if your legs might just buckle under you right then and there but by some god you managed to walk over to her.

“How do you manage?” Larissa asked peering down from her spot in the heavens .

“Hm?” You questioned, variably confused and blushing wildly.

Secretly Larissa liked the way she made you feel, but most times tried to ignore the way you made her feel. She could feel shame slipping away or either desire overpowering that shame.

“Look so amazing, I only gave you 15 minutes. Hoped it would humble you but… clearly you have a talent for looking this way” Larissa never once took her eyes off of you except when she traced them up and down your body. This made you insane, never had your heart done this, not even when you worked out, not even for anyone else but you felt as if you were about to vomit up all of your internal organs. Oddly this complement made you more self conscious, you had to be perfect for her, you could never face failure.

“Oh… well thank you, if you think that. However I could never come close to the beauty you posses principal” you looked away shy as you tried to return her kind compliment.

“I think you may call me Larissa, y/n. After all, this is a date, be it however small” peering down at you she smirked and reached out her hand to open the car door to her right and then gestured for you to get in.

“Thank you, Larissa” was all you could muster as you climbed into the car.

Larissa shut the door behind you and for that moment when she hadn’t reached the other side to climb in herself yet, was peace. You had approximately 6 seconds before she climbed in the car door next to you. You drew in shaky breaths and fiddled with the end of your sleeve in the pit of your lap.

Larissa opened the door and you felt an icy breeze seep in from outside, leaving you shivering and pulling you back into reality. As she sat down you could smell her perfume, it was like you were high.

The car ride was torture. Larissa’s elegant hands gripped the steering wheel delicately, she could have been driving you in the opposite direction to murder you in the woods but you were so focused on her you wouldn’t have noticed.

“I don’t see you around a lot, on the weekends.” Larissa said, it was almost like a question, you were thankful that she had decided to break this silence that was quite awkward but strangely nice, you found it nice, the human-ness of being awkward.

“I prefer to become a recluse after the week. Hide away in a book or something.” You were looking at Larissa little more confidently now. “Im boring, I know”

Larissa laughed lightly, a sound which left your mind spinning out of control “nonsense, I find people who read to be the most interesting and by the sound of the music I hear coming from your room, you are certainly anything but boring. Anyway, whose your favourite author? If you have one”

You looked out of the window thoughtfully, god you hadn’t thought about this before but the answer came relatively easy to you “Jane Austen, I just love the way her writing makes the most mundane things magical. I think I must have read Emma a thousand times” she smiled at your answer as if she understood perfectly well, you were bushing madly but you couldn’t help feeling shameful. She was your boss after all “what about you? You got a favourite literary genius?”

“Hmmm, probably, Stephen king” Larissa answered, you loved the way her face looked when she was deep in thought, the orange sun shining through the window onto her perfect being, god you wished it could be this way forever; you sat in her car, falling apart with every word

“You look like the type” you told her.

Amused by this she asked “and why is that?”

“You’re very mysterious, I know little about you yet I want to know everything because I feel like everything you do and say are the most extraordinary things a girl could witness” as soon as the words left your mouth you wondered if you had overstepped. You noticed her face change to an emotion you had trouble recognising, you cursed yourself for possibly making her uncomfortable.

“You’re clearly an Austen fan. Looking at the world and everything in it with a romantic view that I so very much envy” she said, focusing on the road in front of her that was meeting with the outskirts of the town.

“It has so far been my fatal flaw I have begun to see. It’s messy, often delusional to mix ones feelings of sadness and desire.” The feelings flowed out of you and you began to wonder how a conversation about books had grown into this.

“Well, if it makes you think I’m interesting then I suppose it isn’t all that bad, to be a romantic. Your kind make great poets” the smile you had missed so the last few minutes returned to Larissa’s face “you write poetry right? At least that’s what I assume you are always scribbling down in the plethora of notebooks you carry with you”

You wondered how she had been so diligent to notice this.

“I only assume because I can see the shapes of the writing, I thought they looked like stanzas… they always look enchanting” she explained herself, she didn’t want to seem weird, like she had been reading it

“Yes, it is, poetry. Good poetry though? That I haven’t the slightest idea” you sighed “I write it to get my emotions out of my system. When you see so many spirits of the dead caught up because of unfinished business, it makes you more eager to make sure your own business is well and truly buried. I don’t write poetry for it to be good”

Larissa parked the car in front of the weathervane and turned to look at you with a smile “maybe one day, perhaps you’ll allow me to be the judge, of wether it is good, or wether it is not. However, I can not imagine it would be anything other than positively striking”

Larissa opened the car door for you once again and this time took your hand as you stepped out, like a princess who needed protecting. Her act of chivalry made you laugh to which she said “I have to ensure a fair lady’s safety when she has ridden in my chariot” she put on a stupid voice and you rolled your eyes before getting a little confident “the only fair lady I see here is the one stood right in front of me”

The principal was taken aback for a moment, shocked at your display of flattery but then appreciating this, linked her arm in yours and together you walked into the weathervane.

[bokunosoul]

Class 1 - a reacts to reader that is like Palm siberia from Hunter x hunter

HOW like HOW the fck did you even get into UA let alone get into the behold ✨class 1 - a✨.

The person that looks like an homeless person other than Aizawa 😶.

BAKUGOU hates the fact that your whiny.

Ya'll mineta is obsessed with most of the girls but with you a̶b̶i̶g̶f̶a̶t̶N̶O̶.

First of all your creepy and you look like an mummified corpse that rised from the dead.

The girls appreciates the fact that your protecting them over mineta but you did'nt even noticed��🖐️.

They feel bad for you honestly you looked like an crazy psychopath that just got out of an ward😭🖐️ you were built like the girl from the ring🖐️.

You were also self consious of yourself and does'nt know what "self love/worth" is.

So when you first showed them your quirk you were not that particularly strong.Just a few punches and your ✨holy crystal ball🔮🔮🔮✨that can locate any target at anytime anywhere but requires bloodwork💀✨.

The whole class assumed that your quirk has to do something with witchcraft💀🔮✨lmao NO.They were worried about you to ofc.

The whole class felt bad for you for not noticing how the other students in the school talk bad behind your back.

Tries not to offend you because one time you snapped and ended up insulting and shouting the crap out of the people in the hallways.

You basically ended up going berserk and spitting murderous aura in the whole class for the entire day.

Everyone is just like : 😬😶💀👻😗 yea we better shut up b4 she blows up again.

The class mostly avoids you,even bakugo is creeped out.

Charactah development📈📈📈(just assume that you evolved like a pokemon💅).

You waked up have the sudden urge to 💅✨tWeRk😗 JK.

You waked up feeling diffirent and once you looked into the mirror.✨Holy sheet✨ who tf is this girl in the mirror.You were the exact opposite of your previous apperance.

You ended up covering your forehead with a big ass hat and thank god your uniform sleeves are long.

The whole entire 1st years are used to seeing you going crazy, insulting with bakugou and spitting out chaotic aura in the air in the hallways.

Now you were basically spitting out devastating aura.

Kaminari and mina used to greet you by the door you ended yp ignoring them.They were like did something happened🤨?.

Whole class : concerned😶.

Even though your attitude is not as its finest they were not used to this shit🖐️You used to greet them with those exausted face of yours and...

Whole class did not recognized you when you removed your hat.

Class 1 - a : 👀👀👀👀👀👀

You basically went from a homeless woman to HOOKER.

Questions came flooding in and almost everyone started crowding into your desk.

HOW HOW did you managed to glow up overnight?They were like tell your secrets to us👀👀👀

I mean you looked like the girl from ring and you suddenly turned into THIS ✨goddess✨

When everyone saw your quirk they were like 👀👀👀 you can turn your hair onto a weapon let alone you beat the shit out of your opponents and found where they are at all times.

And your past weak punches AKA your signature attack extremely leveled up onto strong attacks.

Everyone thinks your hero costume AKA your hair (cough cough***) is pretty awesome.Let alone the crystal ball that you always hold on your hand is now on your head🔮😃.

Anyways you became a BADDASS BITCH 💅👊🔮✨😤.

The fact that your quirk become intensely powerful that you can now catch up let alone your attitude also turned the tables down u̶n̶o̶r̶e̶v̶e̶r̶s̶e̶🃏.

You also get along with everyone too lmao.

Note : this gif is not mine s̶o̶i̶s̶t̶h̶a̶t̶m̶a̶n̶😤.

💌 : I just finished watching Hunter x hunter and i can't get over the fact that this anime is so well animated and amazing!u should watch it too✨i hope the author will make a new chapter soon✨✨✨.Oh and btw! i will post your requests soon💖.

[kithtaehyung]

ok, so.

i made a whole set up on my phone to be able to take notes while reading, and my plan was to send an ask with them before gathering my thoughts for a full organized review. but less than halfway through the chapter and i simply wasn't able to write a single thing anymore. i had planned on saying a lot, and as i went through the chapter my mind was spiraling, but by the end i was rendered speechless.

like. really.

everything was so intense, it took me three hours to read the chapter and i went to sleep by 4AM, cus i was like 🧍🏽‍��️😶 in bed. the kitchen scene? i was so so tense, i had to stop reading several times to collect myself before continuing.

god, and the brother reveal? i loved it.

😮‍💨 i don't know, ryen, i really wanted to say a bunch of stuff because you're writing is ridiculously good. im currently majoring in languages and literature, which means that whenever im reading something i cant help but look for and analyze formal aspects and consciously or not you have an amazing control of discourse. your writing reflects the emotions you're describing in such delicate and sensitive ways, it's absurdly immersive and oh god. im rambling here but yeah.

i talk so much omg, i said i was speechless and this ask is enormous already.

anyway, my point: you're amazing. really one of my favorite authors. ever.

i wanna be your friend 😭

i loved forfeit and i was so so so touched by it. it was nerve-wracking in a delicous way, i cried, i laughed and, although i started trembling, i ended it with a ridiculous smile on my face.

im looking forward to your next ideas and i hope you look forward to my reblog with a decent review, cause it's definitely coming.

also, if you wanna, i can send the few notes i took about the beginning of the chapter, cus i think its funny?? anyway, its just rantings and quoting stuff while sobbing.

LUA BABYYY oh gosh, I should’ve clarified that you don’t have to take notes on first reread and just enjoy it if you wanted😭 looking back, I threw so so much at y’all🥲 that’s my bad.

Damn! 3 hours that really is a long time but you savored the hell out of this🥺 and taking breaks to just stare into the distance?? You literally mirrored my writing process huhuhu like I had to take multiple breaks, sometimes ones that would last a day or two. Because the nitty gritty took all of my brainpower to piece together and navigate.. imagining having all of those thoughts but in the same mind, while keeping in mind what they don’t know about each other.

Like. Be reader and go from Sundress Season straight into seeing Yoongi. There’s no context of Dal Segno so it’s jarring as fck😭 But we have all the Yoongi context too so it was definitely a balance. Hopefully i achieved what I wanted. Super happy about the writing feedback🤕 I was damn nervous about this chapter but this lifted my spirits so damn high. Those are wonderful thoughts and I dread how I’m gonna react seeing your review because I feel like I’m gonna end up a puddle of snot and tears😂🍊 Take your time but I know I’m already gonna read it over and over.

Of course you can send some notes now!! I’d love that actually🥳 Lastly, I’m glad you laughed. There’s angst yes but this is supposed to be a comfort chapter after everything🫂 Talk to me whenever I love making friends here oh gosh.. No need to be shy here at all :D

[hazbincalifornia]

Mine

Chapter 19:  Blitzo gets some release... eventually.

Warnings: Mpreg, explicit sexual content. The actual smutty stuff starts after the line partway through.

Likes, replies, and reblogs are all appreciated, both here and on ao3!

Ao3 link

Blitzo stared up at the balcony, one eye twitching as the rope tied to it flapped in the wind. Stolas was somewhere out of sight- probably laid out on the bed with a rose in his mouth. At the thought, Blitzo could feel his lower muscles clench and he gritted his teeth.

An hour ago, when he’d sent the text message, there had been no response. Not even a read notification. Stolas had practically been begging him to come over before, what was the deal? Was he busy? Oh sure, great, the one time Blitzo needed him...

He’d sent another message. Then another one. By the fourth (approximately seven minutes after the initial text) Blitzo was starting to bounce on the bed again, groaning as heat burned him from the inside out. Visions of feathers and the sharp snap of a beak danced through his head, and one hand clutched at his stomach, claws digging just barely into the skin to keep him from slipping away entirely as the other hand jabbed the ‘call’ button.

It went to voicemail.

“Stolas. Answer your goddamn phone. Ghhh-” His hand had drifted back down between his legs. “F-fuck, you’re the one that always wants me to pound you, so will you be there when I actually need you? I need to feel your tight little ass and your soft feathers and bite into your neck, I wanna watch you go red and feel you pulsing around me.” The bedframe squeaked as he humped the mattress for emphasis. “I swear to fuck if it was possible I’d give you all this back, fuck you full until you know what it’s like to be carrying this little bastard. You’re gonna be my bitch and you’re gonna like it.” Blitzo panted for a moment. “Call me back, because we are going to fuck or I’m shoving a cactus up your ass, got that?”

Blitzo had then jabbed ‘end call’ and fell back on the bed, pulling his fingers out of himself and staring at the ceiling for a minute as his heart pounded. He was about to reach for the dildo again when his phone started buzzing- Stolas had responded by sending several texts, one right after another.

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That’s wonderful Blitzy! I was in a meeting, I’m so sorry!

Stella should have left just an hour ago, I’ll check but the house is ours for a few days. Your timing is impeccable.

Do you need a ride over?

Blitzo had rolled his eyes and replied, swiping his jizz-soaked hand on the pillow to clean later.

its fine i hve a van. b over ther soon

Another reply from Stolas.

❤️ I assume you’ll want to use the front door, I’ll tell the servants to let you in. The balcony might be difficult in your condition.

Blitzo had hissed at that, glaring down at the phone.

ru saying i cant do it? fck u, Ill go up the usual way

Are you sure? It’s no trouble.

just b ready

Blitzo scrubbed his legs down with five different washcloths in the bathroom and pulled on pants- and they were nice tight ones that showed off his butt too. He stuffed his phone in the pocket before tugging on the lightest shirt in his closet- a long-sleeve mesh thing he’d gotten for partying. It had been a crop top before, so at least when it rode up he could pretend it was supposed to look like that. He considered for a moment before deciding against a light jacket- he was gonna be going straight to the mansion and in the van for most of the way. Finished, he struck a pose in the mirror, and yeah, maybe it was the unbelievably horny hormones, but he looked and felt hot as shit right now.

Then, of course, he’d reached the mansion and realized that he needed to scale a rope up fifty feet while pregnant, and some of the enthusiasm drained away as the brat shifted around inside of him.

“Okay. You’ve done weirder shit,” Blitzo said aloud, cracking his knuckles before curling both hands and his tail around the rope. Climbing ropes were easy. He could do this in his sleep. Probably had at some point, or at least while drunk. He’d been in the circus and did all kinds of crazy physical stunts for IMP, a single rope while he had some weight around his middle was nothing.

He got about three feet off the ground before realizing that the whole ‘fucked center of gravity’ thing combined with the sweat on his palms and slick already starting to soak his pants might pose a problem. No matter, he could still do this. He steeled himself, fingers flexing around the nylon as he shimmied up a bit more, thighs clamping and releasing as his hands moved up over each other.

Left. Right. Left. Right. Squirming inside that made him lose his grip. The rope burned as he slid down, legs getting double-soaked in the slick already starting to make the line smell like a glory hole.

His phone buzzed, but checking it would require letting go of the rope, and nothing was going to make him do that. He snarled, starting to climb again. Left. Right. Left. Right. Time slipped away as he laser-focused on trying to get up the damn rope. Come on, he’d done it a couple times before and he’d always made it, he wasn’t going to be a fucking pussy-

“Sir?” A voice that reminded Blitzo of an airport announcer cleared its throat from behind Blitzo and he nearly lost his grip again, biting back a yelp.

“What the fu-”

It was an imp in a spiffy little suit with a mouth pressed into a thin line and a cracked horn. Butler, probably. “His highness Prince Stolas had requested that I make sure that you were alright.” His fingers were interlaced tightly enough that Blitzo could see the veins popping out. “If you need, I can escort you to his room.”

“I know where his fuckin’ room is, that’s where I’m going,” Blitzo snarled.

“It’s been fifteen minutes since you arrived, sir. He’s waiting.” The ‘sir’ had enough venom to kill a Magne, and Blitzo looked up to the balcony, then down to the ground. He doubted he’d cleared twenty feet and his palms were feeling slippery again.

There was a moment of contemplation before he started sliding back down. “Not one fucking word from you, got it?”

The other imp just nodded, directing them to a side door. At least Blitzo was taller than him so he could feel a little less like a kid caught pissing in the parking lot, and at least these pants were absorbent enough to not leave a trail.

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It was like a reverse walk of shame, considering he hadn’t even gotten laid yet. The little butler was, mercifully, good at being quiet, only existing by the clicks of his little feet on the floor and the fact that Blitzo saw him out of the corner of his eye while doing his best to stare straight ahead. He knew vaguely where Stolas’s room was going the normal way, but today the mansion felt labyrinthine, conniving to keep Blitzo from getting to the damn bed. He was pretty sure he was squeaking as he walked now.

After about five agonizing minutes in which he sorely regretted wearing tight pants considering his cock was already straining at them, they finally neared the right room, and Blitzo could practically smell Stolas through the door, all rich cologne and earthy soil and cinnamon. The butler knocked only once before nearly getting knocked out when it flew open, smacking him in the face. Blitzo barely noticed, staring up and up at Stolas who was dressed in only a loose bathrobe.

Man. For having only not seen the guy for two days, he’d somehow managed to forget just how huge he was.

He didn’t have very long to contemplate that thought however as Stolas scooped him up in his arms, twirling him around like a doll with pupils glowing white. “Ohhhh, I’m so excited! And you dressed up for the occasion too, what a sexy little top there.” One finger traced over his belly, hooking at the bottom of the mesh. “Leaves nothing to the imagination…”

If he wasn’t going to mention the rope thing going tits-up, Blitzo wasn’t either. “Yeah, yeah, I’m a sex god and you want me, can we just get to the part where I get to fuck you already? You have no idea how uncomfortable is is to be walking around dripping like a faucet.”

Stolas laughed, nuzzling against Blitzo’s cheek before settling him down on the bed. “You certainly seemed eager on the phone! So no roleplay for now?”

“Just get your feathery butt over here so I can pound it into bird-meat,” Blitzo growled, frantically tugging at his pants as Stolas gave a pleased hoot, shedding his robe in mere seconds before crawling atop the bed, already aroused.

“So forceful when you talk dirty…”

“You like that, don’t you?” Blitzo considered taking his sweaty shirt off before realizing that was coordination he didn’t have at the moment, considering his fingers had gotten slippery just trying to remove his damn pants. He liked this shirt, he didn’t want to tear it. Taking in a deep breath, (fuck, Stolas the full thing smelled so much better than just his stupid shirt had) he peeled his underwear off, chucking them across the room hard enough that they hit the wall with a soft ‘splat’ and slid down, leaving a slimy trail. Red fingers curled around gray thighs, spreading Stolas wide with a snap as the prince let out a tiny ‘eep’.

“Right to it then!” His tone was eager, toe-claws flexing in and out as Blitzo reached between his own legs to coat his fingers more thoroughly in whatever pre-jizz junk had been oozing out of him for too damn long.

“You’re so eager, aren’t you?” Blitzo could practically feel his voice lowering as his cock pressed the rest of the way out, oozing more of the lube-juice against his fingertips. “You want me inside of you, filling that perky little ass of yours until you can’t fucking walk.”

“Yes, yes!” Stolas wiggled a little with a wide grin as Blitzo shifted closer, lifting the owl up so he had better access to his backdoor, probing in with his fingers for only a second before driving in hard, getting an absolute howl out of Stolas that faded into a moan.

“You’re mine for however long it takes to get rid of this heat shit, got it? You’re my little toy today, because this is all… your… fucking… fault.” Blitzo accented each of the last four words with a thrust and Stolas gripped at the sheets, tail thumping up and down on the bed with each one. One of the thumps sent a white feather fluttering up and Blitzo stabbed it with his tail, glaring at it as his claws dug into Stolas’s legs. All thoughts were starting to flood his mind except for the heat around him and the legs clutched in his fists. “Mine. You hear that?” He reached up for Stolas’s chest, hauling him up by gripping a handful of feathers with sticky fingers.

Because of his height, Stolas was staring down at him with now-flushed cheeks, but Blitzo couldn’t find it in himself to care because he was still all the way in, walls tightening around his dick with slick spilling out and soaking the sheets. “You’re property of Blitzo as long as I want you.” He grabbed Stolas’s wrist with one hand, shoving the palm flat against his middle. “Your baby, your fucking problem.” The hand still gripping Stolas’s chest tugged him down, pulling him into a kiss as a few downy feathers drifted down to the bedspread.

Blitzo was very, very glad they’d figured out kissing a while ago, because his brain was running on heat-daze and frustration and he never would have been able to figure it out now. He could feel Stolas’s hot breath down his throat and a hot feathered body pressed against his own and the palm on his belly, and when he thrust again he could feel the gasp Stolas made.

“You like that?” Blitzo almost breathed, fire singing in his veins. “Of course you do, I’m fucking good at this. Now lay down and take it like you always want to. You’re mine, and I want all of you.” He smeared some of the lube stuff off his fingers and onto the end of his tail, wrapping it around Stolas’s cock. Stolas fell back on the bed, shuddering a little with a dreamy grin.

“Take me, Blitzy.”

If he hadn’t already been about to pound Stolas to within an inch of his life, the breathy way he said that would have done it.

“You’re asking for it,” Blitzo snarled out, pulling back and snapping forward as his cock squirmed inside of Stolas, the owl throwing a hand over his forehead as the bed snapped against the wall from the force, his tail starting to stroke up and down on Stolas’s length. The smell of Stolas’s arousal was getting him off almost as much as the actual fucking was, and he wanted more of it. “Don’t you want to take advantage of all your hard work? Look at me. I said, look at me.” He smacked at Stolas’s side before continuing jerking him off and all four eyes shot back open. “You put this kid in me, you’re gonna watch as I fuck you right back.”

“I’m watching, I’m watching,” Stolas said, eyes falling back to half-lidded. “You look s-so delicious like that… I could just eat you uuuuuup!” The word dragged as Blitzo curled the tentacle of his cock down, clearly hitting the g-spot from the way that Stolas’s lower eyes started twitching. He started moving his tail up and down faster, curled tightly around Stolas’s length.

“C-could say the same to you, you look and smell so so good…” Blitzo could feel something building, and would have been embarrassed that it was so quick if he hadn’t been trying to bust properly for days now. “Gonna fill you up, take it, take all of it you fucking-” He came before finishing his sentence, gasping as he pumped load after load into Stolas, seeing the owl actually bloat slightly on his thin waist from the sheer volume. Stolas more fell than laid back, panting as Blitzo pulled his tail back, the owl’s cock still twitching and on the edge.

“Mm, so full, B-Blitzy-”

“Finish for me.” It was a voice that invited no discussion. “I want to see you jerk yourself off.”

Stolas nodded, wrapping his fingers around himself and stroking up and down while biting down on the skin under his beak. It only took a few pumps before he cried out Blitzo’s name, semen splattering his feathers as he panted from the aftermath.

“Good bird.” Blitzo looked at Stolas’s sticky fingers as they traced over the owl’s body, palm resting flat upon his slightly-bloated stomach.

“That was more than usual.” The words were light, all four eyes eyes glowing as he prodded at it. “You were excited, weren’t you? Wanted to really fill me up- I don’t know if I’ve ever been able to see it like this before. It felt fantastic, and we match now!”

“Oh, hardehar. Come back when my jizz makes you puke up acid and your gut starts moving.” Still, he couldn’t hold back a half-smile as he rolled his palm over his still-erect cock. “So, good and bad news.”

“Mmmm?” Stolas tilted his head.

“Good news is that I’m ready for another round already.”

“And the bad news?”

“Whatever this heat shit is, it didn’t go away yet.”

Stolas tapped the middle of Blitzo’s face as he grinned. “Ah, so it’s only good news, then.” He pulled Blitzo into a kiss and the imp shifted onto his lap before pressing up against Stolas's face, not caring that Stolas was a sticky mess but only that his mouth and that beak felt perfect at this exact moment.

They had plenty of time, after all, and now that he was here, Blitzo planned to enjoy every damn second of it.

[viking-raider]

Body Shape *Anon Request*

Summary: You are struggling on Your diet and exercise. You’ve had more cheat meals than You really should have. It was a struggle Henry understands well himself, and he isn’t shy about telling and showing You how much he loves the shape of Your body, and let You know that You’re not alone.

Pairing: Henry Cavill/You

Word Count: 1,788

Rating: Fluffy Support, Fluffy and Loving Henry, and a Cold Shower..

Inspiration: Anon Request (x)

Author’s Note: To the dear Anon that requested this, I hope I managed what you wanted, and hope you’re doing well. ❤️

Tag List: @jennylovelyheart, @peakygroupie, @jessevans @jennylovelyheart @MITZWINCHESTER @rosie-loves-things​, @ohjules​, @mary-ann84​, @omgkatinka​, @hm-fck​, @the-freak-cassie-131​, @heelsamizayn​, @badassbaker​, @jensen-danneel-please​, @michelehansel​

You stared at the empty carton of Triple Chocolate Ice Cream, and bit into your trembling bottom lip. You'd done it again, and hated yourself for it. You'd been on a diet for the last several months and had been doing decently well on it, minus the few times you'd stumbled and cheated on it. But, for whatever reason this time was the hardest, you didn't know what it was about this week, but you'd eaten almost everything thing in the house, including Kal, who eyeballed you from the living room. Letting out frustrated growl, you picked up that container and threw it, forcefully, into the trash under the kitchen sink and launched the spoon you'd used into the sink. You went into the private gym Henry had set up in the spare bedroom and decided to do a run on the treadmill for a while, and it did make you feel better for a little while. Until you went upstairs to take a shower and caught a look at your naked body in the full length bathroom mirror, freezing you into place and making you stare at yourself with giant eyes.

“How the fuck can Henry love this?” You gulped, licking your dry lips and blinking at the hot blinding tears welling up in your eyes.

“It's a lot easier than you think.” Henry's voice answered as he appeared in the bathroom doorway, he met your eyes in the mirror and had to take a deep breath before he got emotional seeing you cry. “You are incredibly beautiful, y/n.” He told you, moving closer behind you.

“You're only saying that cause you don't want to see me cry.” You told him, angrily wiping at your eyes and feeling silly. “You have the damn body of a Greek god, and I've got the body of a....play dough figure.”

Henry's eyebrows creased and he rested his hands on your hips. “It took me decades to get my body where it is right now, y/n.” He told you, his lips brushing the cove of your ear. “and you know that.” he said, his fingertips gliding over the curve of your sides, bringing his hands to rest on your shoulders. “and you also know how much I struggle to keep it this way. How many times have you caught me cheating on a diet, or found my stash...”

“You hide everything in your fucking shoe boxes.” You chuckled, despite the tears still in your eyes, knowing he was right. “You've always had a stronger will than me.”

“Like hell I have!” Henry laughed, pressing his lips to your shoulder. “I have to have a trainer beat my ass for months to get into shape, and stay in shape. You don't even use a trainer, you do it all on your own. I could never do that! If I didn't have my Trainer the most exercise I'd do was walking from the couch to the kitchen, or from my computer, as I played World of Warcraft, to the kitchen, or taking Kal on a walk to pee.” He kissed up your neck, his hands smoothing down your arms and wrapping his arms around your waist, pulling you back against him. “You hit the gym here at home, or with me, or on your own, every day. You get up an hour before me, and I already get up before the sun rises. You're so much better than me at cardio. You beat me by thirty minutes at the Durrell Challenge last year.” He listed all these things, as his hands wandered around your body, touching and caressing your skin and curves.

“You've lost almost all the weight you wanted to lose.”

“Yeah, and I'm about to gain it all back.” You sniffled, biting your lip and leaning back against him.

“No, you're not, Honey.” Henry whispered, ghosting his lips over the skin of your neck. “We all have our moments of weakness.”

“I ate an entire thing of Chocolate ice cream, a pizza, cookies and more chocolate.” You confessed, wiggling as Henry caressed your sides and stomach, touching ticklish spots. “And that's just today. I'm so hungry I could eat Kal.”

Henry dropped his head back, laughing. “I don't think Kal tastes all that good.” He chuckled, turning you around to face him. “He's mostly fur, than anything else.” He tried to get you to giggle, but didn't quite manage it, and he sighed. “I ate the rest of your chocolate cake from the restaurant last night.” he blurted out.

“You what?” You snapped, looking up at him, surprised.

“I ate it.” He nodded, pressing his lips together. “I was supposed to do my fasting cardio this morning. But, when I got up, I went into the fridge to make sure my shake was ready for me, after my workout, and I saw your cake and...I just couldn't help myself.”

“I thought I slept ate it.” You told him, mouth hanging open.

“No, babe. That was me, all me.” He explained, utterly abashed. “So, I didn't actually do my fasted cardio, and I've been sneaking Reese's cups.”

“That's why I found the wrapper under the driver's seat of the car!” You exclaimed, shocked.

Henry licked his lips and nodded his head. “Yeah. My Trainer chewed me out for it, cause I gained a kilo in the last month, and not of muscle.”

“Three pounds, Henry?” You asked him, surprised, you'd thought he'd been kicking his diet and exercise ass, doing so well and amazing at it.

“Yeah, I've been doing some stress eating, worried about the upcoming season of the Witcher.” He confessed to you, caressing your neck and twisting your hair around his fingers.

“Why didn't you tell me, you were struggling?”

“Why didn't you tell me you were struggling?” He countered, looking you in the eyes, deeply with such affection and empathy, it made you to start crying again. “I don't want you to be so hard on yourself. You deserve to be proud of yourself for everything you've done in the last months to lose weight. It's not an easy task to do, but I know you can do it, and can't be any prouder of you, y/n.” he told you, pressing his forehead to yours. “You can always tell me when you're having a hard time with it, or if you just need to talk to me about how you're feeling. I love you with all my heart and soul, y/n. I don't care what your body shape is. I care about what makes you happy, and I want to do anything and everything for you, and with you, to make sure you achieve that. Whatever it is.” He pressed his lips to yours in a tender, but meaningful, kiss.

“And if you're going to cheat on your diet,” he added, pulling back to look at you, his fingers brushing through your hair. “You better let me in on it,” he chuckled, smiling. “You always have the best cheat foods.”

You laughed at him, blushing like crazy. “I really do, don't I?” You nodded, biting your lip.

“Mind, if I share the shower with you?” he asked, stroking your skin. “I'm pretty dirty after my workout and run.”

“I'd share anything with you, Henry.” You told him, moving to turn on the shower. “I'm pretty icky myself, after running on the treadmill.”

Henry grinned, pulling you back against him, and kissing you with incredible passion, before dragging you into the shower with him. You melted feeling his hands on you as you rinsed the soap off your body. You looked up at him as he turned you around, feeling your knees become wobbly as you looked at him, dripping wet and glistening. He was nothing any Greek sculptor could carve out of marble, or any stone for that matter. Henry smirked at you, winked and slowly sank to his knees in front of you, the spray of the shower raining down his head and shoulders, as he wrapped both of his arms around your thighs, holding you in place as he pressed his mouth between your legs, making your let out a breathy giggle, feeling the tip of his tongue swirl around your clit. It was a damn good thing his arms were around your legs, or you'd have melted down the shower drain.

“You taste so good.” He moaned against you, making the vibration of his deep voice tickle you. “You are my favorite cheat meal, ever.” He told you, turning his head to suck on the very inner spot of your thigh. “I could devour, and worship, your body for life.” He turned his mouth back to your clit, cupping you in his mouth as his tongue slipped along the length of your lips, delving into your center to tease the growing wetness there.

“Oh, fuck all, Henry.” You gasped, arm shooting out to the shower wall to steady yourself, and Henry's arms hugged your legs tighter. “We're going to have to run this off, or at least, do some serious cardio.” You panted, your free hand tangling into Henry's wet hair.

“Cardio.” He whispered around you, moving one of his arms further around your leg, to move a hand between your legs and slip a finger inside of you from behind, making your head fall back, the cold shower water falling over you with a shiver, or was it Henry's mouth that made you shiver?

“Yes.” You panted, tightening your fingers in his hair, tugging on those wet curls and pressing his face a bit firm between your legs, as your orgasm mounted. “Please, Henry.” You whimpered, gulping as your body felt tingly and warm, despite the ice cold water, your knees gave a little bit and the hand you had on the shower wall, clenched Henry's shoulder with your nails digging into his skin. You dropped your head forward and looked down at him, seeing that he'd been looking up at you the whole time. “You hungry, bastard.” You laughed, then gasped sharply, feeling your orgasm washed over you, making you sway, feeling light and dizzy, your eyes rolling back into your head.

Henry stood up, wrapping his arms around your waist to support you, and kissed you. “I love you.” He whispered against your lips. “I love your body. I love your curves, and I love your soul.”

“I love how loving and supportive you are of me.” You answered, nipping at his bottom lip. “I love how you love me, even when I don't love myself.”

[chanswhxre]

Bed Friends Forever

GENRE: SMUT

PAIRING: TAEHYUNG X READER

I silently cursed in my head as the rain started pouring while I was walking home. I didn't think it would rain as soon as that when I was only out for 30 minutes to buy some ramen and some chips at the convenience store but turns out the rain wanted to mess with me but good thing I had my jacket on and my house is only a few houses away. I ran as fast as I can until I reached my front door. I left my wet shoes outside and went inside to put the cellophane on the kitchen counter. But wait,

"Taehyung?!" I was shocked to see him there in my living room, casually sitting on the sofa while watching tv like it was his house. How did he-?

He turned to look at me and smiled brightly and waved at me as if it was just normal to find him inside my home without notice.

"Oh hey y/n." He chirped as he stood up and walked towards me, pushing his silky, brown hair back. "Why are you soaking wet? Is it raining outside?"

"We-we-wait." I shushed him. "First of all, why are you here? Second, how'd you get inside my house? And third, yeah it's raining, I wouldn't be soaking we if it weren't." I rolled my eyes.

"Tch." He smirked. "You would still be soaking wet because of me." He clearly whispered to himself, but I still heard it.

"What was that?!"

His head snapped to look at me with his eyes widened. "Oh uh--n-nothing!" He waved both his hands in denial.

I decided to ignore what he said and went to the bathroom to take a quick shower so that I won't get sick after being in the rain and Taehyung just continued watching tv.

Taehyung is my best friend for as long as I can remember. I was there even before he debuted as a BTS member. We've always been there for each other, through the ups and downs in our lives. We've also had small, silly fights cause yeah that's part of a friendship.

It's been months since I last saw him because he's really busy with his work being a k-pop idol. He's super famous now and we can't even casually hang out together in public! A lot has changed since his band is already getting more and more famous everyday but the thing that's hadn't changed, is Taehyung. He's still that sweet, bubbly and funny guy but even more handsome than before. Why can't puberty hit me like it did with him?

"Hey! You're taking forever in there!" I heard him shout at the other side of the door.

"Shut up!" I yelled back.

I got out the shower.

Wait.

Where's my towel? Oh shit! I forgot it in the kitchen! I was too distracted by Taehyung that I forgot!

"Aish! How could you be so careless y/n?!" I whined to myself and face palmed. I can't go out like this! The clothes I wore earlier are soaking wet and it's too disgusting to wear again!

I slowly opened the door with only my head peeking out and saw Taehyung standing in front of it which startled me and I almost slipped.

"T-Tae!! What the fck are you doing there!"

"I knew you were going to open the door soon." He said as he raised my towel. "Here. Hurry and get dressed." Then he turned away and walked back to the couch. "Oh and by the way, I'm already cooking the ramen you bought so hurry up before it finishes so you can have it while it's hot. You must be freezing."

"Yeah." I said as I walked to my bedroom to get dressed. I wore a large gray sweatshirt and sweatpants since it was really cold already since these past few weeks it's been raining non-stop. I looked at the mirror while I blow dried my hair, damn I look really pale, I should put on some lip balm, although I don't mind being ugly in front of Taehyung. We've already shared a lot of ugly moments together oh lol.

I got out of my room and back to the kitchen where I saw Taehyung busy looking for something.

"What are you looking for?" I asked.

"Where do you put your chopsticks?" He asked as he looked at the drawers.

"It's here in the utensils cabinet, it's labeled Tae."  I laughed.

"Oh." He smiled sheepishly.

"So you cooked ramen, what a miracle. Since when did you learn to cook?" I said as I sat down and waited for him while he poured the ramen into a bowl.

"Well, I always get curious you know and hey this is instant ramen, I know how to cook instant!" He said as he sat down in the other chair, in front of me with the ramen bowl in the middle.

"Let's just share this bowl. I know you're making me do the dishes." He rolled his eyes playfully.

"Haha that's what you get for breaking and entering my house."

"I had a key remember?"

"I don't remember giving you one!" I said.

"Oh yeah, I took one of your spare keys by accident thinking it was my dorm key." He smiled sheepishly knowing he made a mistake while scratching the back of his head. I just face palmed.

We ate the ramen for dinner. I miss hanging out with him like this, like everything was normal, like he wasn't some kind of celebrity.

After we finished, he washed the dishes. This doesn't normally happen but I gotta enjoy it when he's in the mood.

Ring...ring...ring

"Oi. Your phone's ringing." He said as he was rinsing the bowl.

I quickly ran to the bathroom to get my phone. I almost forgot I left it there. Who could be calling me at this hour?

"Yeoboseyo?" I answered.

"Oh Jimin oppa."

"Ne."

"I'm at home."

"Yeah. Tomorrow? Sure. I'll leave my front door unlocked so just come in."

"Ok see ya."

I ended the phone call. Well, I guess I'm expecting him to come over tomorrow as well, as soon as I know it, all of them will be at my house to hang out. Since I'm best friends with Taehyung, I've also become close to his group of friends.

"Yah~why did Jimin call you?" I came back to my senses when I heard Taehyung's deep voice.

"Oh uh he said he'll be coming over tomorrow." I said.

"Is there a thing between you two that I don't know?" He asked with squinted eyes.

"What are you talking about, Tae?" I furrowed my eyebrows.

"N-nothing." He cleared his throat. "Let's watch a movie?" He quickly changed the subject.

I agreed to it anyways, but he acted so weird after the call I had with Jimin. Is it? No it can't be. Taehyung and I are best friends. It can't be.

"Hey y/n, are you even paying attention to what I'm saying?" He asked as he bended a bit so that his face was leveled with mine since he was a head taller than me as he waved his hand trying to get attention.

"Uh what was it?" I blinked my eyes fast.

"I asked you if you want this romantic-comedy movie I bought or this horror movie?" He said as he raised two dvds in his hand.

"Um, maybe the romcom one. I already saw that horror film." I answered. He just nodded and put on the dvd.

I set the chips on the table and some drinks and got some extra blankets and pillows from my room and brought them to the living room.

Me and Tae sat down and damn it's really cozy. Sitting with Taehyung while watching a rom-com. I don't know why I'm feeling so happy right now.

Ring...ring...ring...

"Oh? Who could be--oh. Excuse me for a bit." I said to Taehyung before walking to my bedroom.

It's Jimin again.

...

After the call, I went back to Taehyung and cuddled a pillow.

"What took you so long? You missed half the movie." He asked.

"Oh sorry. My call with Jimin lasted longer than I expected."

"Aish. What is it with you and Jimin?" He looked a bit pissed. I don't get it why is he acting like that? He never acted like this before.

"Nothing! What is with you today, Kim Taehyung? You're acting pretty weird." I said.

"Me? You're the one who suddenly got close with Jimin!"

"Aish. What's your problem?" I asked in an irritated tone. Why is he acting like this? It's annoying! "I've been close to Jimin and all your other friends too!"

He got silent and looked down staring at his hard fists.

"D-do you like Jimin?" He asked in a shaky but low tone. Seriously? Why is he asking that?

"No. Why the hell are you asking me that?"

He suddenly looked up and his eyes we're like the stars, glistening with joy, even though he isn't smiling, his face expression became different from 2 minutes ago. I knew it.

"Taehyu--" He suddenly cut me off with a kiss. My eyes are wide open in shock. Kim Taehyung, my best friend since forever, is kissing me!

His lips were so soft. I didn't want to push him away, to be honest, I kinda liked it. I always had this little crush on Taehyung ever since but I always put it aside, not wanting our friendship to end because of my stupid feelings. I suddenly liked being kissed by Taehyung.

He suddenly pulled away and looked down his fingers fidgeting.

"I-I'm sorry,  y/n. I just--" he stuttered.

Suddenly I got the urge to kiss him, acting all so cute and cuddly.

"It's okay Tae." I smiled.

"R-really?" His face brightened. "Well I--"

I didn't let him finish, I just kissed him. I don't know but I wanted to. I wanted to feel his soft lips pressed against mine. Suddenly, his hands trailed up my waist as my hands grabbed the back of his neck pushing us deeper into the kiss.

He lifted me up and let me straddle on him. My hips grinding down on his. The heated make out session grew more and more intense as I began combing my hands on the back of his head and as his hands squeeze my bum.

A small moan escaped Taehyung's lips as I slowly grind my clothed core down on his growing member.

We kept at it until Taehyung removed my sweatshirt, revealing my bra exposed to his sight. He started kissing my neck as his hands roamed freely around my body, leaving no place untouched. He unclipped my bra with one then he started to caress my breasts, my breasts fitted his huge hands perfectly, squeezing them and then started playing with my nipples. How is he such an expert unclipping my bra with just one hand? He started licking and sucking my right boob while his huge hand kept on massaging the other.

He then went up to kiss me back again, his tongue pushing through. I discarded his shirt which revealed his perfectly shaped body. We kissed again and this time, he pushed me on the couch, my back flat on it while he hovered over me. His body perfectly fitted between my legs.

We never even spoke cause the intensity and the heat was too much and we were so lost in the moment.

He started to kiss me again and he bit my lower lip. Who knew Taehyung could be so rough? His kisses trailed from my lips, down to my neck and collar bones which for sure he left some marks on. Then in one swift motion, he removed my sweatpants together with my panties and before I knew it, I was naked in front of Taehyung, my best friend.

He bent down where his head was on the same level as my throbbing heat.

"Hmm, so wet." He said.

Then to my surprise, he started licking it which cause me to moan.

"T-Taehyung."

He moaned as he heard me utter his name. He circled his tongue around my clit, which cause me to shiver in pleasure. His skillful tongue teased around my hole then he started sucking harshly on my clit. The pleasure was so intense that it made my brain all fuzzy. I couldn't think straight, all I could think of was how is he so good at this?

He stopped licking me and went back to kiss me again. I could taste myself in his mouth. His hands went back down and he suddenly inserted a finger in me which made me gasp. This wasn't my first time, but it sure did felt good when Taehyung did it. He was so good, he inserted another one. His long slender fingers curling up inside me, and moving in and out of me drove me crazy.

I felt the knot in my stomach tighten and I knew for sure I was close."

"S-so good." I moaned which made him smirk knowing he was doing a really good job.

His fingers moved faster and the pleasure was too intense for me to handle.

"C-cumming!" I screamed as I reached my limit. I shivered though my orgasm. It was the best one yet!

He pulled his fingers out to lick my love juices off of it.

"Mmhh you taste so good, baby girl." He moaned.

Since when was baby girl a thing now? I don't know but I liked it.

He unbuckled his pants as I tried to catch my breath. Still recovering from that ground shaking orgasm.

He pulled his pants down and his erection sprung free from restraints and slapped his stomach. To be honest, I didn't expect Tae would have a huge one.

I was tempted to touch it, and before I knew it, my hand was slowly stroking his hard member. I started licking the tip which made him gasp. I licked the precum that was already dribbling out. I started sucking his member while I stroke it, rotating my wrist. Small moans and groans escaped from Taehyung's lips as he grabbed my hair. He then pulled me back.

"That's enough now. I wouldn't wanna come undone (Y/N)" He chuckled.

I then lay back down on the couch as he aligned himself to my hole. He slowly pushes his hard cock in me which made me groan in pleasure, him slowly filling me up. Then he was completely inside me, making me so full.

He started off slowly moving in and out until he went to and average speed. Skin slapping against each other and our moans were the only thing I could hear besides the movie playing on the tv.

He kissed me roughly as his pace quickens.

"O-oh shit." I moan. "H-harder Tae!"

He moaned hearing me say that. Then his thrusts became faster and harder. I'm hoping the couch won't break though.

Then without pulling himself off, he grabbed my waist and he sat down putting me on top of him, straddling him. I moved up and down as I grabbed his shoulders for support.

He then stopped me and grabbed my waist hard as he started pounding in and out of me in so fast and hard. The pleasure was too intense and he started moaning together with me. I was already near my limit.

"Cum for me baby girl." He said, out of breath.

Those words only pushed me to the edge of cumming.

"Taehyuuuung!" I screamed as I came all over his dick.

A couple of minutes, his thrusts became sloppy but hard and then one last push, he pulled out and came all over his and mine's stomach.

I buried my face on the crook of his neck, panting. As he rested his hand on my waist.

We were both catching our breaths. My living room smelled of sex.

"That went from 0-100 real quick, didn't it?" He laughed and I laughed too.

I sat back down to look at him.

"Look at the mess we've made." I giggled.

"So about earlier, I was just really jealous of you being close to Jimin." He confessed. "I like you okay? And I just couldn't bring myself to tell you because I'm afraid that you don't feel the same way and our friendship would get awkward and all." He scratched his head. He was so cute.

"Well, I guess I feel the same." I admitted.

"So does this mean?" He grinned.

"We shouldn't rush things, you know." I said.

"I agree. Well, what now?" He said.

"We're still best friends, dummy." I laughed.

"Maybe, bed friends will do." He winked. "But promise me that you'll only be mine and that when the day comes, I get to date you okay?"

"I promise, Taehyung." I smiled.

We did a pinky swear.

"I love you (y/n)"

"I love you too." I said as we shared a quick kiss."But still, we'll be Best friends forever?" I asked.

"Bed Friends Forever."

[xo-dailypier-blog]

[Post 1 of 3]

Wow! What a week. Summer Crush truly took the life of me, and the way some of these hook ups went, it took the life out of you too. 

Instead of giving everyone an entire rundown of the day-by-day events, I took it upon myself to collect the top ten moments that I felt really stood out to ME, The Daily Pier!

TEN.

I should probably start this countdown off with the Noah/Diana/Natasha triangle going on that none of them know that they are a part of. It’s the most heartwarming thing to happen during this event and I LOVE it! Ok, so just to catch you all up to speed, #SinCarter were married once upon a slay. They eloped when they were off being WAR CRIMINALS for the USA or whatever. So once Natasha began to explore her latent homosexuality that she had repressed all these years the two came to the mutual agreement to just divorce. (Also, her sister was dealing with like, a meth addiction, or something, so that probably didn’t help the relationship). So fast forward 10 years and here they are in the same town with TONS of baggage, and unfinished business.

BUT WAIT a new challenger approaches in Diana Taylor. Noah and Diana have been getting pretty close these past view months. Some people have even said that he’s the rebound to that Daniel guy she was dating. I mean, after MONTHS of heavy petting and will they/won’t they, after their Summer Crush date, rumor has it that the two went back to Noah’s place and … well … *fellatio noises*. Obvs this can’t get out because Diana is in the public eye, so don’t tell anyone.

With a new woman in his life, and the old one present with a lot of shit to work out with him, this new season of the Aryan Chronicles looks promising!

As for who I ship? Well, I want to say #SinCarter because the mutual feelings of their past came back full force during this event. And I still ship Olivia/Diana and Diana/Wes. Neither of which will happen because 1.)Diana and Olivia are “”””””straight”””””””” and 2.)Ever since Diana RANDOMLY left New York she’s been keeping everyone at arms length, especially Wes. Who has too much love to give, and doesn’t deserve that. Who’s to say she won’t do the same to Noah?

I’m watching you Diana (if that is your real name).

NINE.

Q: Rexless_Fan asked “Victor and June hooked up in a fantasy suite and they're roommates so now it's awkward and scandy cuz they haven't told their third roommate at all!”

A: IM SORRY, WHAT BITCH??!!

SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT DURING THEIR MOVIE NIGHT THE POPCORN WASNT ALL THAT WAS POPPIN, BUT HER PUSSY WAS ALSO?!!!!! I KNEW THAT JUNE WAS SECRETLY A BAD GIRL UNDERNEATH IT ALL. SHE PRETENDS THAT SHE ALL PURE AND INNOCENT AND JUST LIKE SIT IN A FUCKING CORNER WITH HER FUCKING BUGS AND FLOWERS OR WHATEVER BUT ANYBODY WHO FUCKS A BACK UP SINGER FOR A MARGINALLY SUCCESSFUL BAND CLEARLY LIVES ON THE FUCKING EDGE!!

I HEARD THE NEWS THAT JUNE, THE DOLL BABY, ARMSTRONG GOT THAT #DIC BUT I DIDN’T BELIEVE IT AND IF WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE SHE IS INDEED A SCREAMER!!!!!!

COMING IN AT NUMBER NINE IS JUNE, WHO HAD YOU ALL FOOLED INTO THINKING SHE WAS A INNOCENT ANGEL BABY. WEVE DECIDED TO STAN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

EIGHT.

Coming in at number eight is Phobe “Pharrah Abraham” Cole. It’s true, she was on top of things in more ways than one. But who am i to judge? I actually think it’s progressive, and super inspiring. I mean, ok, take this with a grain of salt, Im not really trying to lie but ... Phobe? Phobe has Genital Herpes. It’s been two weeks since a flair up (according to sources close to her) and I think it’s really brave of her to disclose her status with the MYRIAD of men she ENGAGED with during the week. It just goes to show that it CAN be done! I mean, you did tell them ... right Phobe? Moving on! I will say that while did used to ship Jack/Phobe during the night they hooked up but since Jack allegedly only lasted about 4 minutes it makes me wonder about a future with the two. So many girls who have been with him have written in and told me sex with him is ABYSMAL! He spends the entire time looking in the mirror or taking selfies that he refuses to be focused on the matter at hand. Of course this is all a rumor, but would you really put it past our neighborhood beauty queen? But I guess this isn’t about Jack, and his short comings. Anyways...

SEVEN.

Q: SharkThot asked “Hey DP I just want to start off by saying that I love your site, I’ve been a loyal viewer for years! And I hope Myles Bennett sees this because I love him even more! I don’t care what you say about him DP, Myles is my bae and would never do anyone wrong! Ugh, He makes me (Shark)Weak! I did see him earlier last week getting BULLIED by that Stark Bitch. What was that about?”

A: Aww, SharkThot,

I assume you mean Heidi Stark, the elusive chanteuse. Her arrival has caused quite the controversy, considering she materialized out of no where. I guess this particular countdown entry will have more to do with her than the actual question. But for those of you who don’t know, Heidi Stark is Julian’s slightly more attractive sister. Her strong presence is quite intimidating, but according to a lot of sources ... She’s a complete fraud. She speaks in an Australian accent, but some say she’s from, like, Missouri and only picked up an accent for #clout. Her “designer” clothes? Ross (Dress for Less). And she apparently was spotted raiding a bunch of Payless Shoe Stores for the cheapest prices prior to their shutdown, where she then proceeded to paint the bottom of all the shoes she got red. Oh! And the degree she got from that fashion school on New York? FORGED! She totally went to Devry. I mean, it’s nothing wrong with that, but omg, just be honest girl. Anyways, back to the point. The #BabySharks (Myles’ fandom name) were INCENSED when they saw Fraudi CORNERING Myles at the speed dating event. According to by standers she was totally waving her finger in HIS FACE, SHOVING HIM repeatedly before pouring the ENTIRE CONTENTS of her martini onto his FACE! You would think that since he works in the ocean (and is used to having liquids on his face (Golden Showers ... other bodily fluids) ), Myles would have been unbothered by her VICIOUS ATTACK, but it was said that he left CRYING. Poor Guy. (Lol sike i don’t give a fck).

SIX.

Q: Loganista asked “How could you possibly still be loyal to “King Jason” when all he cares about is that CUNT Alex. You know I saw them going into one of those FUCK SUITE when just 2 days ago they hated each others guts. They make me sick. Do you think it’s time to move on DP?”

A: Hey Loganista,

Ugh, same! You know, Logan Lancaster, and BernBern<3 are right there looking all sexy and things of that nature, hmm, so who knows .. perhaps I could move on one of these days. But not now. But speaking of LongDick Lancaster and the #Jalex reunion you mentioned, the #Lolex and #Jalina dates were less than eventful. The two spent the entire time thinking of the other instead of getting to know the people I set them up with. It makes me feel really bad for LDLogan because he is truly such a nice guy but everyone he gets involved with, is using him. Leah totes just uses him as a dick call, and Alex is always using him as a rebound. When she was on the date with Logan all she could talk about was Jason, Jason, Jason. I heard she told Logan that if it were “6 months ago” (when she wasn’t involved with Jason) she would totally be on all fours for him. Which is bullshit, because she totally FUCKED Logan like, two weeks ago when she was mad at Jason. So what’s the truth Alex?

Thank God Alegenda came out of this unscathed. I wouldn’t want a QUEEN like her with court jester Jason. Sadly, she won’t be able to be with Devin like I wanted, since he had sex with Phobe and … well…

FIVE.

Speaking of Jason, another Sorrentino is on the list of topics for tonight. Brooklyn Sorrentino! Ok, so for those of you who don’t know. Brooklyn was seen crying after an encounter with her ex, Grayson Fox. As I’ve said before, they were engaged to being MARRIED, but out of no where, he left her.  So. naturally I did a little more research on she and her GrayBae Fox and what I found blew my wig right the fuck off. Ok, so it is alleged that (Actual) Daddy Sorrentino (that’s Jason/Brooklyn’s dad) PAID HIM OFF because he had no plans of a complete and total LOSER like Grayson dating, and MARRYING, his daughter. So after receiving this unknown amount of money, Grayson left Brooklyn a note saying his Goodbyes. And now … all the have is memories.

OF COURSE I don’t believe this shit! I still think the bitch's pussy stinks, so he didn’t want to wake up to that every frickin’ day of his life. And besides, it’s been how many years? Wouldn’t he have just told her what’s up at this point? Instead of moving into the same town as her, and acting like NOTHING is wrong? And then proceeding to FLIRT with the LIKES OF DAKOTA SONG? Yes! The two were seen getting pretty cozy, locking fingers, playing footsies, and exchanging hair-care regimes during Summer Crush. Poor Brooklyn, first she got beat up by Phobe and THEN we find out she lost her man. What a loser.

FOUR.

Q: AshersBabyMomma asked “STOP making fun of Asher! It’s so mean!!!!!!!! Asher is really trying his best to get by and all you do is pick on him! Us #Ashies will boycott your blog if you do not stop!”

A: Well, you’re in luck because coming in at number __ is Asher himself! 

And you’re right AshersBabyMomma, Asher has surprisingly been on his best behavior recently. Either that, or you demons have managed to make him look like an angel. Honestly? I think I’m actually going to start being nice to Asher. No more calling him things like “Crackhead Asher”, Ashy Lip Asher, Ashy Asher, and more things Of That Nature. He’s really gotten his act together and I’m so proud of him, and even more apologetic for the way I’ve treated him. 

A moment of silence for the old me that used to make fun of him…

…

…Anyways, Asher is an Escort now (as I said before). He totes is fucking [redacted] in exchange for money and drugs (CRACK not included). In FACT, it is alleged that he offered his services to Alec Clarke. Again, this could all be made up, but they were spotted disappearing into a hotel together where they stayed until the sun came up. (#Romantic) Now girl MIND YOU, Alec is Adam’s roomie, and multiple sources have claimed that he is secretly in LOVE with him! Which is a LIE! If Alec IS a MLM then he has WAY better standards than a Tax Evasionista. And I’m sure Asher has better standards than Alec… well … *Hot Dog on a Stick Flashbacks*..

Nevermind.

THREE.

Q: Emrestoplip asked “Ugh but the Yavuz family are all HOT and not problematic unless ur holding out on us DP”

A: Well I must admit they ARE all hot but sadly they are just as problematic as the rest. 

Specifically that Kessa girl. Her Lifetime Original Movie of a life has completely ruined the dynamic of her family. It’s made both Emre and Leyla (her siblings) RESENT her more than they care to admit and thing are sups awkward between all of them. It’s really sad. Funny that this is the entry right after an Adam mention because coming in at number four are both Adam and Kessa. The two were paired for a date and things got Out of Control.

It really has placed Adam on my heart throb list because little did I FUCKING know that Adam knew how to THROW IT DOWN in the bedroom. The two were caught on camera BANGING THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER, FOUR TIMES IN ONE WEEK. Here I thought Adam was the only sane Aldridge, but it was all a SHAM. HES THE WORST OFFENDER!!!!

NOT ONLY is he a BEAST in the SHEETS, he was spotted EATING KESSA OUT on the SIDE of a BUILDING!!! IM LITERALLY SCREAMING! and to make matters worse, Kessa then left him and got eaten out by, one, Marley Callahan. I SERIOUSLY HOPE EVERYONE GOT TESTED AFTER THIS WEEK because you guys are OUT of your MCFREAKIN MINDS.

I guess you can catch Kessa in first AND second service on Sunday now that she got the most sanctified, purified, holyfied COCK of her life. Amen!

TWO.

Q: MackenziesStolenBrushes asked “Any updates on #JaiMac?”

A: This is a great way to almost end this countdown.

For those of you who don’t know Jamie and Cunty Westwood have decided to amend their troubles and get back together. (Yes, the paintbrushes (that Jamie hid) are back in Cunty’s easel, or whateverthefuck.) This might not be the sensational drama that you were expecting to see at the end of this list but I think it’s a great closer. Jamie and Mac are a shining example of a healthy relationship, and I’ve decided they should ALMOST close out the show.

I do wonder if Jamie found out about the times Mac engaged in MULTIPLE hardcore sexual acts with the #DemonDick himself, Julian Stark. They only ended their fling like two days before #JaiMac got back together, so I’m sure they did? Omg not to gossip, BUT, ok,  I don’t know how to say this politely, but ... there was ass eating involved (on Mac’s end … obviously… I mean, look at him...), and a lot of “I love you’s” were shared between the two. Not to mention cuddling. Late night phone calls, texts, and omg I'm pretty sure they were almost a couple.

Anyways, this might have happened before the event, but to see these two going into PRIDE MONTH a happy couple really is iconic and I thank them for deciding to work things out. Love you two! Kisses!

xx

So I’m sure, you’re wondering who Number 1 is ... 

find out tommorrow.

xo, DP.

[jinships-ideas]

BTS Run 43 - The Jin Harem

FML because I lost the entire post that I finished and Tumblr chose that exact moment to crash on me T^T

Ignoring my misfortune,

Let’s Get It!

Mirror Jinkook with hands in pockets

Jinkook looking more and more alike as the days go by...

Mirroring Yoonjin

Supportive Jin cheering on Su-J~

I also laughed hard as I realized Yoongs is the tallest in the frame

(Fck NO I’m not laughing because I have to remake the entire post. Fck you computer for crashing on me :<)

Jinnie casually caressing Su-J’s headpiece

YOU WISH THAT WAS  YOONGS’ FACE DON’T YOU?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jin being his touchy self

I TOLD YOU GUYS JK HAS A THING FOR NECKS

Doesn’t matter if its’s Jin’s or his own

HE HAS A THING FOR NECKS

He fcking leaned into Jin’s touch...

KEEP IT PG YOU TWO

Literal mirrors...

STOP LOOKING SO DAMN SIMILAR

We CANNOT handle 2 Jins/JKs!

Find someone who looks at you the way Jin looks at Chim...

FOND FOND FOND

Joon took the chance to stand arm-to-arm with Jinnie while Jk was busy playing the game

Sneaky opportunist Joon~

Joon: NOTICE ME

Bangtan is weak for Jin

Jk and Chim being fond for Jin~

Tae and Yoongs looking on with affection for the fumbling eldest

Hyung-line smitten with Jin

JIN IS SO DAMN LOVED

If you look closely, you can see how the writers are laughing and being fond for Jin in the boxes relfection

EVERYONE IS WEAK FOR JIN

Yoongs and Joon being totally fond for the cutie

Yoonjin+Namjin in a frame

life is worth living

They can’t hide their smiles

They can’t hide their affection

I CANNOT WITH THIS MAN

Ft. Hobi in the corner looking on 

His position strangely reminds me of how most kids draw the sun in the corner too! 

Sun Hobi watching over Jinnie~

SAVE HIM

But let’s be real here

Jin definitely exaggerated how terrified he was

we KNOW how much this man loves comedy and to entertain

He sacrificed his image for the sake of our laughter

A true hero

Jinnie looking at Joon with a warm gaze

:’)

Joon looks so damn cute with his inward legs and clutched hands between his thighs?

PROTECT THIS TOL BABY

He looks both huge and small beside Jin?

PRECIOUS

Joonie Cringing + being amused by Jin’s ‘OH MAN’

Jin casually mentions how his view is blocked due to Su-J’s headpiece

Yoongs IMMEDIATELY apologizes and leans back so Jin can see

WHIPPED

SO WHIPPED

Just like how the RJ headpiece looks like whipped cream

Jk grabs Jin to pull him closer

Jk pulls Jin to the other side and prevents Joonie from getting closer...

Well... SOMEONE’s A LITTLE POSSESSIVE

Jinnie trying to tease Yoongs

Your bias is showing...

Taejin matching~

Visuals being weirdoes together

Jinnie trying to trick Jk...

He is so damn playful

Jk holding onto Jin tightly, not letting him go

Jin gently holding onto Jk too

Jin: THAT’S MY MAN!! Jk: PFFT It’s nothing much~

A wild Anindae!Jin appeared!

Jk circling Jin to mark his territory

Jk: BACK OFF LOSERS, HE’S MINE

Joon teasing Jin

Pretty sure Jin knows its Joon that’s why he stuck his chin out to tease him back

Yoongs and Hobi be crowding around the eldest too

I LOVE HYUNG-LINE

This is 2Seok

Jin: *blindfolded and minding his own business*

Hobi: *has 0 concept of personal space*

Jinnie reaching out to Tae~

Someone wants to get picked~

The fondness just does NOT stop

The difference between someone who gets chosen and someone who doesn’t

Jinnie... will you be ok?

You won’t end up having to sleep in the living room right?

Ft. Prophet Joon smiling like he won the lottery

Matching denim fellow Seoks

Jinnie wants Joonie to go to him too

Jin the playboy

Ft. Actual International Playboy

(LOL this nerd was just afraid to be the only one who failed the mission)

MY FAVOURITE FRAME FROM THE EPISODE

Yoongi trying to be as quiet as possible with his hooves

Joonie being upset and distraught over how badly SU-J is at keeping quiet

Jinnie laughing hard (but silently) at Su-J

Tae looking like the cutie he is

Jin: UNBELIBUBBLE! You actually look excited that another man is approaching you? WAHHH I’m so disappointed. Hmph Chim: Back tf up before you get smacked tf up Tae: *Being the lost boy he is*

Jinnie cleverly shifts his position so he would be the first person Tae sees as he takes off the blindfold

Jin: I believe in love at first sight so I just got to keep trying don’t I?

Jinnie rushing to Tae to thank him for being as bad as the game

Who knows? Maybe Tae failed on purpose to make Jin feel better~

Touchy Jin strikes again!

His target this time: Hobi

Smooth Chim is Smooth

Casually and naturally laying his hand on the JinBooty

What a smooth criminal

He is even dressed like one too

Why does it look like Chim is thinking of dirty things as he glances Jin’s way?

Maybe because he is

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jin beckoning for Hobi to go to him

Denim Seoks being extra

2Seok being dramatic

Jin: Take my hand, take a breath, Pull me close and take one step~ Hobi:  I'm running, running, just to keep my hands on you~ Chim: Really? In front of my salad?

Jin: HUG ME BROTHA!

Jinnie... I really think you’re going to end up sleeping on the couch tonight...

SOMEONE DOES NOT LOOK THRILLED WITH THE 2SEOK

Hobi betting handsy and being rough with Jinnie...

Get these 2 to calm down

THere are cameras everywhere ffs!

Jin got so flustered with Hobi’s manhandling

:’)

He forgives the rough Hobi and grabs his hand immediately~

2Seok giving sweet vibes

Ft. Chim (a 2seok believer)

Jin voicing out his displeasure as he sees Chim approach his man

NamJinMin love triangle?

Hobi laid hands on those worldly shoulders~

Chim: Damn these 2 fools and their PDA

Yoongs: NOW KISS

This really does look like that meme ok?

Jk: *sniffs* Jin hyung? Yoongs: That a good boy. You’re doing fantastic. Jin: Wait. What? HOW? Joon: EXPLAIN YOURSELF! HOW TF DOES HE KNOW YOU BY SCENT?HUH HUH HUH?

Hobi sneaking a touch while the rest are being amazed by JK’s amazing sense of smell

Impressed Jin is impressed

To capture Jin’s heart: Be Jk

Jk knows Jin’s voice

Jk knows Jin’s scent

JUST DATE ALREADY 

Jin keeping his man close to assert his territory

Opportunist Yoongs slipping his hand onto Jin’s back naturally~

These 2 dumbdumbs wore the blindfold the wrong way

Our 2 idiots

Why does this look like an alternate Universe where the pet is feeding the owner?

Jk: *keeping close watch on how close Yoonjin get* Hobi: *admiring Jin* Chim: *staying put before he has to take action* Joon: Don’t you look happy to be sniffing some other man?

Chim sticking close to Jin

(He just didn’t want Jin to have a chance to cheat. You know, I know, they all know, Jin is NOT above cheating.He learns from the best, his roomie)

Who said sharing drinks is what cute couples do?

Real couples share salads

Share the salads that all the singles complain about when we act affectionate!

Jin listing out all the members to try to guess who he sniffed

He lists 6 but can’t figure out the last...

It’s You, dear. It’s YOU

Ft. Hobi teasing Jin

Also,  DON’T FCKING PRETEND YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS YOUR ROOMIE YOU SNIFFED

Jin guesses Yoongs’ scent correctly!

It’s very subtle but you can see the corners of Yoongs’ lips raise a little

Our Syub being the most Tsun

BUT HE FCKING GOT HAPPY WHEN JINNIE MANAGED TO GUESS HIS SCENT!

Guess Jin won’t have to sleep on the couch tonight~

Mirroring Yoonjin teasing Tae~

Yoongs... look at yourself. You’re wearing an alpaca suit. How are you teasing someone else? XD

LOOK HOW SWEET TAE IS

THE SWEETEST BUB

He helps Jin fold his sleeves

*Ugly sobbing over how precious he is*

MUST PROTECT

Chim: Really? My salad’s getting rotten and tired now

Yoongs: Don’t you dare get any closer or this Alpaca will bite your head off

I love how Su-J is almost never in the frame completely when it’s a half body shot

Also love how Yoongs has a firm grip on Jin’s wrist

(Personally, I feel more for wrist grabs that hand holding)

Jin teasing Hobi~

2Seoks are the bubbliest 

Joon: Are you THAT happy to be holding another man and laughing?

Jinkook being unnecessarily close

It doesn’t feel like an episode without them being like this

Food expert Jin mouthing ‘Avocado’ to Hobi when Hobi asked what it was

I find it so precious that Hobi has never seen an avocado?

It’s cute how he asks Jin and Jin actually mouths to him the answer?

Jinnie resting his hand on Hoibi’s sunny shoulders~

Hobi looks like he is so blissful~

That’s all for this post! 

(I can’t believe I actually went and redid it all T^T)

Hope you guys enjoyed~

Until Next time~

[foodlegend]

KFC DOUBLE DOWN

You don’t know how long I’ve waited. You don’t know how long the orange chicken cloud has loomed. Have I lusted after it? For a time I did. I first saw it on the menu in KFC in New York six years ago. I *regrettably* passed up my first sighting opting for something “normal” and then chased the memory at every American KFC thereafter – no sign of it. Had I dreamt it? Was it a prototype? Manager’s special? Oh to have kissed your chicken lips. Darling, I’ll wait for you. Fast-forward six years and the Double Down finally pokes its arse out in the UK. KFC piped it onto the domestic stage for the first time last year. After all those years I didn’t so much lust after it as limp away. It Follows. How did it find me? How do I pass on the curse? The cloud cascades its orange glow. Pulsing. Our eventual face-to-face felt so inevitable that all joy was lacking. Vigour? A vial at best. I mostly couldn’t face it because there’s no KFC within walking distance of my commute and tbh I didn’t fancy “sitting in” and doing it in public. This is a curtains closed scenario and would involve getting a bus specifically to go to KFC, putting it in my backpack and returning home to unwrap. Effort much? Gains little. As such the debut appearance of the Double Down in the UK passed me by.

Recently the Double Down returned for a six week run. She’s baaaaack! “Oh, boy” I groaned. Thought I’d got away with it but no – there’s that cloud again, parked outside my window. Right, this time reluctantly it is obviously happening. Eat your fears. It would have to take something special mind. Like Deliveroo suddenly (after 2+ years) declaring itself operational in my suburb? Something exactly like that! And I couldn’t come into this transaction of sound mind nor body – oh no - I would have to be on the ropes, in the sneeping clutches of a hangover entrenched in sofa. And thus I made it so. The scene was set. I ordered it, like Jesus, on the last day of the promotional offer. The prices on my KFC Deliveroo menu seemed somewhat plumped. Talking £7+ for a regular Double Down meal. Is that cricket? Probably not. Might as well opt for an £8+ Double Down “box meal” with a piece of chicken then. Here lies the jip. KFC state that their fries don’t travel well (they don’t start well either, honey. Worst. Fries. Ever.) and so they do NOT include them as a given in your meal situation – you have to exchange one of your virtual “side” tokens to unlock them from the Crystal Maze. Da fuck. That means with my box meal I had to cash in one of my two side coins on fries (the other on gravy, natch) and reader, that felt like throwing coleslaw out of the pram. You think you’d pay less for that deduction but I paid more for the privilege…doiiii! I wanted fries, gravy AND coleslaw! Wah! But was I about to pay £1.19 more for the coleslaw that should have graced my palm as part of the traditional two-side promise? No, I was not. There wasn’t an option to large my meal either, hmm, curious. So that’s a regular box meal, £8 something. No fries, fair amount of bollocks. But needs musto and I have no gusto. When the meal arrives it isn’t with a trad KFC cup of coke…it’s with a can of Pepsi. A smeddly can of Pepsi. I think they even put a +18p surcharge on choosing Pepsi as an option (no Coke option before you ask and believe me…I know). Where the FCK do they get off? My house evidently. Oh well, so far so absolutely rinsing me at every possible juncture. Well, at least I can hang my hat on the nailed-on certainty that the Double Down will look nothing like it does on the bus adverts. This is going to be shit. This is going to be two shits in a bag that have slid apart and there will be cheese everywhere and it will be small and I’ll have to fish it out like a mug and I’ll hold it up and look at it and said “£8”.

My sights were set so low that the travel-ravaged presentation of the Double Down was actually a distance better than what I was expecting. I was able to de-bag it and perform constructive surgery, the cheese that was left in the bag however was generous and a mite jarring. “That’s a lot of cheese”, I said to myself on my own in my flat in my head. I just picked it up, groomed it, placed it down and looked at it. That’s it. That’s the cloud that’s been looming this past six years. And I’m about to eat it.

I should point out for those unfamiliar with what the Double Down actually is. It’s a chicken burger with chicken burgers in place of the bread. So two chicken fillets with cheese, bacon and barbecue sauce between them. Some say KFC are marketing less as more and wow, buy our new burger – there isn’t any bread. That’s kind of not true though because there are two burgers and you only usually get one. You do get less bread (aka none) but you do get more burger (100% more). I get it though – they’re doing something. These are the notes that I made on my phone after eating it. “I wanted to go at it with a knife and fork. The top to tail. Weird.” I’ll start off with it doesn’t make sense. It just feels like two burgers on top of each other – which it entirely is. Imagine eating two hot dogs on top of each other without any bun. Hmm, you’re right – that would be pretty cool. Ok, imagine a mattress on a mattress with a duvet in the middle. That’s just making me think of a ham sandwich. Ok, imagine a chicken fillet burger on top of a chicken fillet burger. That’s what it’s like! I felt like the pieces of chicken were facing the wrong way – they were top to tail. Like the note above said. The fat end smooshed against the thin end. Should have been fat end against fat end. Feel like…not explaining good. You know how you get a two slices of bread and you face them the right way up so you have a sandwich with mirrored bread ends? Fat ends? Bread ends? You know what I mean. It makes you feel like David Hasselhoff eating THAT cheeseburger. If you’re not on the floor then you should be. I felt somewhat like a wreck and it really enhanced that low. It’s like a bear walking into a restaurant kitchen, bopping the chef out of the way and pawing two burgers together into its stupid bear mouth. It felt stupid and unnatural eating it. Just putting hands on it. The sensation was like eating two chicken fillets upon each other. It felt messy and unrefined. It was heavy going too, it felt solid and a chore. The bacon “filling” was meagre and undetectable. The cheese was the grout that bound. It stayed together in the piece but after a while I just felt weird eating it with hands and took to it with cutlery. It wasn’t wholly unenjoyable. In fact, I’d said it was quite enjoyable taste-wise but the ritual was more strange and uncomfortable. I really like KFC chicken for my sins so the gift of two generous fillets – despite their formation – was something that I almost didn’t want to end. When it was over I was essentially glad it was and having eaten that orange cloud, it is something that I would not order again. However… Said box meal was advertised as coming with a single piece of original KFC chicken. In reality the box held two unwarranted hot wings and NO piece of original KFC chicken. After I eated it I got back on my couch (am I painting too true a scene?) and messaged Deliveroo. The advertised meal I ordered with the intended one-piece sidecar had a higher cost value than the IRL delivery with two wings of lesser value (menu price 99p). In truth, I wasn’t arsed. I didn’t need that piece but thought I’d give it a punt as other factions of the experience had fallen short with the great fries side swindle and can of Pepsi shocker. I’m not a complainer. I’ve eaten a skip of disappointing takeaway fodder and I’ve never been tempted to write a snide user review. But today I thought I’d give it a bash.

WHAT! I’m not even hungry and it’s coming again. The orange cloud is back! Risen like a phoenix! I thought I’d deflated it. It lives inside of me now, no? No! It’s coming again! Well, this is unexpected. Take two. 

“Yes”

The same Deliveroo driver delivers me my second meal. This is roughly an hour later at this point. I knew it was the same guy because I was following him on the app. The cloud catcher. Would he say anything to me? Don’t know what like. Fat bastard? Cheeky bastard? Just “bastard”? What would I say? Just laugh? Shout up to the kids “don’t worry it’s here”? Go down to answer the door in a disguise? If only there was someone here who wasn’t me…to answer the door, to share the wealth. All that crossed my mind but to be honest I was on orange cloud 9. I wasn’t that bothered at all. I didn’t say anything, just hello and thanks. No letting on, no explanation, just DING DING ROUND TWO FIGHT. It was funny second time around because the single piece of original KFC chicken was so small that it might as well have been a wing. I reckon they picked that one out especially for me. I slowly went at it. I was relishing the second can of Pepsi because I was parched. I should note that I had no plans of leaving the house this day and the cupboard was bare so this second meal was something of a long-term blessing. Just pick at it I thought and leave the Double Down in the bag until later on and we’ll see how it weathers. You knew it would fade fast. I’ll just have a bit of it now and save the rest until later. Tasted not unlike the first time. I wouldn’t say either was a standout. The presentation was much the same – not irreparable Tokyo Drift, colossal cheese slick. At one point, after eating the one piece and the fries and having nibbled at the Double Down pt.2 I thought that’s me for now. I’ll just set myself down on the sofa and come back to it in a few hours…which I did for a few minutes and then thought, nah I’ll just eat it all now and be full all day and then go to bed. Which I did.

I will say that the Double Down has cool graphics. Look at that logo. Black and red reaaaaal nice. Would wear on t-shirt inside house. The next day, after the original Double Down was retracted from the UK menus KFC introduced the Zinger Double Down. THE NEXT DAY. Orange spicy cloud. Rare Pokemon.

Despite my doubling down on the Double Down the day previous, it half danced across my mind to just order the Zinger Double Down but that was the cloud inside me talking. I’ve since passed the cloud and have no desire to Double Down. The Zinger Double Down limited appearance ended – without my intervention - on 12th August 2018.

The birds are singing, the sky is blue, and there isn’t an orange cloud in the sky

[battlewhiskers]

I wish to give up. I wish to cancel. I wish to go back.

I wish I were a cis person, I wish I didnt have to adjust myself. I wish I was happy with the body I was born with, but im not. I’m tired of having to adjust my voice, not that i do everywhere but still. I’m tired of spending hours to find pretty clothes thats always too small. I’m tired of feeling like a burden, so fast someone have to adjust something for me i feel completely trash and not worth the effort.

I feel bad when people call me she/her at work, I feel like I dont deserve it. I felt worse when they mentioned that i will get my own dressing room eventually. I feel bad and awkward when people say my new name, feels like .. wrong, as its just made up and you can hear on the other person that they’d prefer saying my old name, I know people trying to adjust but.. yes that, someone adjusting themselves for me. I dont deserve it, i wish i felt i did.

Just.. thinking about how nice it would be, not having to shave daily, not having to put up my hair. Not having to speak a certain way, not having to feel fear or sick when being in a locker room. Not having to do.. anything.

That would be amazing, I wish to give up. Just, stop everything, go back to how it uses to be.

That sounds amazing.. doesnt it? Oh gosh I’d love to!!

but.

..

...

...

....

I cant.

you see.. I’ve gone so far with all this, I feel like.. im “just” a woman..im tired, i want to be held and get comforted. I’m too tired to stand up for myself People say you can always stop since im not that “far” into this.. but, I am. Or like,I know who i am, but I feel like i cannot express myself?

Daily im fighting with myself, feeling sick when i see myself in a mirror, I cant look for too long or i’ll feel beyond the level of crying, I cant cry, I just..feel terrible. I’m fighting with my sdfjadsif curly hair that makes me unable to style it.

But yes.. being myself, or at least trying to. Also tempted to just give up....But I cannot be someone who im not. I’m just a broken girl.. questioning my own purpose of continuing. Yet.. I shall continue, im worn, im tired, but... fck >> It sure is a weird feeling when you’re like.. Hey i dont deserve it, but you know. I’m a girl and I’m sure af about it.

Plus.. people

M, thank you so much for calling me queen instead of king at work, it means a lot to me even if i dont show it F + M, I know you dont refer me as a woman, I would correct you if I had the energy for it, but. You two never said my deadname, even before you knew im trans. J, Youre an amazing boss and im so pleased to work at your company, its very nice of you to check in with me in the beginning how things went. Also that you actaully brought it up to the others that im a girl A, I was rather surprised when you mentioned men AND women when introducing us to new employees. Im very greatful for it

I hate to favorite people, im just a lovestuffed pile of trash who gets too much feelings for my friends.

My friends are amazing, extra kisses and love to those who I came out to first. I wish to show my appreciation more, but I dont want to accidental looks like your girlfriend lolllll ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

Life is tough and terrible, yet i refuse to give up because.. what am i supposed to do? throw confetti and blow kisses ??

No, I have to stand and fight...because...because. I’m actually trusting myself at this point; I’m a stubborn and i >must< reach my goal.

And I have friends many friends and apparently I have people who look up to me, I have no idea why you do that but thank you.

Thank you so much. I’m not the strongest woman on earth, I’m not a hero either im just.. someone trying to become her true self.

Love you all ❤ (This post probably got messy at the end, but its 8pm and I havent had dinner yet, just stuffed myself with chocolate when i got home)

[jimchimmie-blog]

ALMOST GOT CAUGHT (PART 7)

Hi guys. This time I have not updated for so long and i won't lie that i was busy. I lost the inspiration to write. I am truly sorry. I won't say anything anymore. Here is chapter 7 [BACK TO THE MOMENT WHERE THEY ARE PLANNING] NO ONE POV Only silence can be heard in Yoongi's and Jin's shared room. All members in Mission Impossible Grp Chat is sitting facing each other in a circle trying to think of a solution to help Jimin and Jungkook. "So guys? Any ideas yet?" Yoongi out of all of them broke the silence first. Jin who was thinking so hard was quite unsatisfied with yoongi's effort "Yah yoongi. Did you even think of any ideas at all?" "You know my genius brain is already too tired. You couples try to think of something then" Yoongi just shrugged his shoulder indifferently. Hoseok who has been watching the two oldest members bickering suddenly thought of an idea. A mischievious smirk can be seen on his face that everyone did not fail to notice. "I got a feeling its a not a good one.." Namjoon who had been quite the whole time shudders at Hoseok's evil smile. Taehyung can just nod along agreeing with Namjoon. Whatever it is, it is never good. All four sets of eyes fall on Hoseok focusing on what he has to say. "Yoongi hyung. You make jungkook jealous." Everyone's eyes almost popped out after hearing to Hoseok's daring suggestion. Yoongi face remained unfazed. "Hoseok hyung. Are you even thinking straight?" Taehyung who was scared for his Hoseokkie decided to interfere. "NOPE! I think its a great idea. I mean.. if anyone except yoongi hyung does it, it will be seen unconvincing.." "Why is that so Hoseok?" Yoongi who was quiet the whole time quirked his eyebrow in confusion. Upon realising what he said, Hoseok's face turned red from embarassment. "What are you trying to say hoseok hyung?" Taehyung was quite lost actually. If its even possible, Hoseok's face turned even redder. Yoongi who finally realised why the said guy is acting so flustered smirked knowingly and was satisfied with Hoseok's reaction, decided to tease him more. "Ohh i get it. Because i'm the only one who don't have anyone to bang in this room. I get it, i get it. Why didn't i think of that? It will be too obvious if one of you guys do it since kookie even knows you guys bang each other." Oh boy Yoongi felt so good right now. What a good day for him. Seems like everyone is too speechless to say anything and their face shows everything right now. "W-WHAT. HYUNG. WE ARE NOT BANGING!" Taehyung who finally gets it turned deep red and kept glancing at Hoseok to see his reaction which is exactly mirroring him. Same goes for Jin and Namjoon. Both of them just kept quiet. "Yeah yeah whatever. Since there is no choice, i'll try to make that idiot jealous tomorrow. I am going to the studio. Adios bitches." Yoongi got up from the floor with a satisfied grin and left. There was a few seconds of awkward silence until Taehyung made the first move. "O-okay guys. Lets hope it works tomorrow. Imma go check on Jimin. Goodnight" with that, Taehyung left quickly without failing to take a short glance at Hoseok who is obviously looking at him. The others was quiet for a few seconds after Taehyung left when Seokjin let out a loud grunt shocking the others. "Guys. As much as i love you guys, i need my sleep. So if you would please go now. The door is over there my friends. Goodnight" Hoseok and Namjoon quickly stood up and left. Namjoon of course throw a short glance at Jin before exiting completely. After closing the door, Seokjin let out a sigh and plopped down on his bed from exhaustion. All jin could think was that, Yoongi is such an asshole. [Day 1 of plan "Make JK jealous" and Namjin as a couple] Yoongi POV Well at least Jin hyung and Namjoon got together. I can kill someone looking at them flirting everday even though they totally want to bang each other. Well now that they are together, its also bad for me too.. i might walk on them doing "it".. Lord please save me from such things. I woke up quite early today to start the plan.

Kind of regret being the only one up witnessing Jin and Namjoon sucking each other's face off. "Yah. Control your hormones abit will ya? I am trying to focus on the plan here and where the hell is the breakfast?" Both of them blushed and let go of each other almost immediately after my remarks. Jin going back with cooking while Namjoon leaning on the kitchen table watching Jin cooking. Young love... I can only sigh in defeat. What am i going to do with these idiots. One by one, the members start to join the table for breakfast. Everyone was shocked to see me sitting in so early. I just rolled my eyes at them. I told everyone to let Jimin sit beside me and they did a great job. Jimin took a seat beside me and Jungkook infront of me. Gosh this tension between them is driving me nuts. I am going to try to make jungkook jealous but how? It will be weird for me to start acting clingy all of the sudden.. aish.. After awhile, breakfast is finally served. Its pancakes with bacon and scrambled eggs. Everyone started eating with namjin lowkey trying to flirt which is not that lowkey. Hoseok and Taehyung who is sitting in front of each other keep stealing glances with each other. Again for the ninth time that morning, i rolled my eyes. Jungkook and Jimin was the only one so quiet. So what should i do? When i turn to jimin, i saw pieces of scrambled eggs on his lips. Aigoo this guy is so lost in his thoughts that he didn't realise at all. Wait! Yes this is it. "Jimin ah" Everyone stopped what they were doing and was looking at me making my move even jungkook too. Yes, perfect. Jimin's eyes went wide at his name being called. "What is it hyung?" Everyone was looking so intensely i facepalmed myself internally. How obvious can you guys be. At least act normal gosh. I inched closer to him and stretched out my hands towards Jimin's lips. Gently, i wip off the stain on his lips and what i did next is something extra, i did not wipe my hands off but instead i put it straight into my mouth. "You got something on your lips jim" Everyone was shooked at my smooth attempt. Jimin was still speechless but managed to give me a soft "thank you". I just nod in response and continue to eat my breakfast. I professionally took a glance at Jungkook to see his jungshook face. I can't help but smirk. Guess it worked. From the corner of my eyes, i saw someone doing a thumbs up. I whipped my head towards that direction to see Taehyung smilling so widely and doing some weird dance with his thumb. This kid. What is he doing? I glared at him and this kid still didn't get the message at all. I swiftly threw my fork at him and hit his chin. Taehyung let out a loud groan. "OWW WHAT THE HELL HYUNG"  The fork hit the floor making a loud sound. Everyone turns to our direction looking worried. "Omg I am so sorry Taehyung. I wanted to take the salt but my hand was playing tricks on me and i accidentally swung it at you." Well i am trying guys. Kinda feel bad. Hope it doesn't leave a mark "Y-yeah. Its okay hyung." "Try to be MORE CAREFUL next time yeah? Avoid if you can." "Haha i don't think i can avoid.." I gave him my sinister smile. "I guess not.." After breakfast, everyone basically scattered around to do their own things. I, with a mission, need to do something too. Jungkook straight away locked himself up in the room. Tsk that maknae. Well at least Jimin is outside watching tv but i need to get Jungkook out.. i fished out my phone and went into the grp sweg: guys. I need help imyourhope: ? seokjinismine: ? Namjoonishandsome: ? TaeTae95: ? sweg: seriously jin and namjoon? seokjinismine and Namjoonishandsome: What? sweg: nevermind.. i am trying to proceed with the plan but jk is inside the room. Someone make him come out. TaeTae95: On it! Satisfied with the reply, i stashed my phone back in my pocket. I took a seat beside jimin a little bit closer than usual but jimin seems to not notice. Its either he is too focused watching tv or he is just thinking. "Hey jim?"

As if i had distrupt his train of thoughts, jimin fall back into reality. "Oh hyung. Didn't realise you were here. Whats up" that fake smile. I can only hope everything will be fine soon. It hurts to see him hurting.. "I figured.." "Hmm what hyung?" "Nothing jim. How are you doing lately?" It was just a simple question but the smile on his face faltered and it took jimin a few seconds for him to answer. "Its been good. Why?" That smile again. Aigoo. Jungkook is gonna get this hand of mine if this goes on. "Jimin ah. I know you are not doing well. You know hyung is always here for you?" Jimin's smile faltered and shift his eyes down, looking at his lap. "Am i that obvious?" "Fck yeah you are jimin. Everyone notice except that bunny." Is what i want to say but i held myself back. "I don't know? Just a Hyung Instinct" Jimin let out a soft chuckle. "What the hell is that hahaha" "Come here" i opened my arms wide inviting jimin for a hug. I mean i did this before with jimin before when he need someone for comfort so its not weird. Jimin looked at me for a second before smilling. He pounced on me, making me fall back on the couch. I let out a soft chuckle at how adorable he is. Jimin hugged my neck tightly while i stroked his hair to give him some sort of comfort. "Thanks hyung" To be honest this wasn't in the plan at all. It just comes naturally. I just want to make jimin smile. We stayed like that for as long as i can remember. The tv long forgotten. Jimin's steady breathing indicating that he fell asleep. I keep stroking his hair until i heard the door opening hoping its jungkook at least. I can't really turn my head since i am stuck lying down on the sofa with jimin. "Yoongi hyung have you seen tae-" Bingo. Nice taehyung. Finally you did something good. "What?" I didn't stop what i had been doing. I can totally feel jungkook's intense stare towards us. It was silent for a few seconds. "Jungkook?" Did he go back to his room? It was too early to judge when i heard footsteps approaching near me. Angry footsteps. Jungkook finally came in sight. Oh boy his face doesn't look that happy. He is straight out frowning in front of me. I gave him a questioning look in return. He glared at me for another 10 seconds before he decided to talk "Hyung. What are you doing?" I can feel my mouth twitching up in a smile. "What do you think i'm doing?" I gave him my usual sarcastic answer which leave him speechless. Never thought he is this possesive. I don't even need to try hard at all. We had a battle of staring for few seconds before jungkook gave up and walk away frustrated from us. I can hear the door to his room close. Well that was intense. I almost got choked by him not that i am scared of him. I let out a breath of relief. I looked down on the boy sleeping on top of me. "Looks like you got yourself a possesive bunny" That way i fell asleep too.

(AUTHORS'S NOTE)

I won't say more because i am at fault for not updating for so long. I hope i can still finish this fic soon. I try to update more if i can. Thank you for still reading this crappy fic.

[booksly]

roseblood by A.G. Howard

spoilers

~i wAnT tO cRy~ 

i feel as if i just read a horrid fanfiction or something because this book is so clichéd and took itself so serious. when i realized just how bad this book is, i just started to realize just how DAMN GLORIOUS it really is. this book is literally The Room of YA books. i’m in awe at how the author even wrote some of the phrases without wanting to slam her head into a nearby wall. i wanted to love this book so badly and i read the first two chapters convincing myself that it’s just the author’s writing style. but i really couldn’t enjoy it seriously. LIKE THERE ARE INFORMATION DUMPS EVERYWHERE?? WHY?? AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO INPUT THE INFORMATION BETWEEN THE LINES, WHY ARE YOU WRITING CHAPTERS WORTH OF INFORMATION AND HISTORY?? i considered dnf-ing this at like page 30 but i suppose Rune’s blessed voice kept me captivated. i don’t like to be rude to the author but seriously i hated this book and i feel like this is offensive to The Phantom of the Opera. i’m seriously angry at how insulting this retelling is.

what I liked:

- um it was hilarious. like it was so bad it was funny. it was so serious that it was like watching Christian Bale seriously saying lines such as ‘... so heart-wrenchingly lovely it nudges that song he planted inside me at the rave, and wakes it up.’ it really doesn’t matter if you know the context or not, it’s ridiculous either way

what I didn’t like:

- THIS IS LIKE AN ATTEMPT TO INSERT ALL THE YA TROPES POSSIBLE AND DOING IT ALL WRONG. first: SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE MAIN CHARACTER. dumbass name? YES. immediately makes friends that would sacrifice their lives for her even though she doesn’t want them and everything about her makes them NOT want to be friends with her? YES. the victim of all abuse and is always perfect in every way? YES. has amazing talent and is THE BEST with that talent without any classes or effort put into it at all? YES. horrid past and parent doesn’t understand her *insert whiny voice* YES. the list is endless but honestly, Rune is a basic YA character with ALMOST NO REDEEMING QUALITIES. (btw she’s a PURE SOUL while Katarine the Bitch IS A BAD GIRL WITH A BAD SOUL) second: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. whyyyy did she fall in love with Etalon immediately? ESPECIALLY SINCE HE IS THE CREEPIEST. i don’t care that they have conNECTING AURAS or whatever (btw the aura song angel twin is the dumbest shit i can’t) HE IS ACTUALLY SO CREEPY; HE WATCHES HER SLEEP IN HER VENTS (his breathing is HEARD through the night), HE WATCHES HER THROUGH MIRRORS OR WHATEVER? then after everything she does is for Etalon, HER LIFE IS REVOLVING AROUND HIM. they are APPARENTLY DESTINED TO BE LOVERS !!1!1 and they are TWINS because they can sync their MUSIC AURAS or some shit like that.

- okay so Rune gets to go to thE COOLEST SCHOOL EVAR (the description of the school and the systems and classes seem so lit i would trade my IB diploma anytime to go there) AND IT’S FREE BTW AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO GO?? wHY? PARIS TRIPS. LEARNING OPERA. CUTE BOYS. AMAZING CAMPUS. what is the damn problem?? why tf is she complaining to her mom that she doesn’t want to go???????? her first world problems are so tiring i just feel bad for the mother. 

- this is so offensive to The Phantom of the Opera. so you would expect maybe the Phantom to be the love interest or some shit like that BUT NO. IT IS ETALON. ETALON THE ADOPTED SON. he FOR SOME REASON wears a MASK even though he is beautiful. this just takes the beauty out of the original source material. Etalon cannot sing is his deformity, he can still function in society, he has no reason to hide under the sewages (actually i’m not sure about that, he calls himself fcking THORN). it would’ve been SO MUCH MORE BETTER if Thron had a deformity like Phantom, but because this is a clichéd YA fantasy novel, WE CAN’T HAVE UGLY PEOPLE RIGHT. the couple hAS TO BE GOOD LOOKING, HAS TO BE PERFECT, HAS TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST, HAS TO HAVE EACH OTHER IN ORDER TO FUNCTION RIGHT? now you’re asking yourself, how is the Phantom still alive like a billion years after he died right? well get this, HE’S A FICKING VAMPIRE. A VAMPIRE THAT CAN READ MINDS. A PSYCHIC VAMPIRE. btch what the fck. oh guess what, SO ARE RUNE AND ETALON. and of course, they must suck the ENERGY from people with MUSIC. THEY SING AND THE ENERGY GOES. so at first I ignored the vampire part because I was so sure that it wouldn’t be relevant AND THEN THE RAVE PART CAME. the Phantom holds a DAMN RAVE with nightclubs and secret invites and whatnot. this is so dumb i can’t believe how serious this book tries to be.

- THE SERIOUS TONE THIS BOOK TRIES TO HAVE. in the beginning, Rune finds herself in a church and almost drowns in a fcking baptism tub and also the roses are bleeding AND THE BLOOD SENDS HER A MESSAGE ‘B-E-L-O-V-E-D R-U-N-E’ i almost died. there’s also the ‘twin soul’ thing which is so dumb. apparently, Christine (the original love interest of the Phantom’s)’s soul split off and went into Etalon and Rune (what a coincidence that they inhabit the same continent let alone COUNTRY). honestly, this might as well be incest with souls or something.

there are so many more things i want to mention but it’s more nitpicky things such as how Rune describes EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES, the extra paragraphs of information that’s irrelevant, the weird ass pacing, etc. 

overall, stupid ass book that’s only redeeming quality is how bad it is.

~thanks for reading

[jinships-ideas]

BTS Run 40 - The Jin Harem

Happy (Lunar) New Year! 

(I posted this on Valentine’s / Single Awareness Day though...)

My prediction: This post won’t be that long since I didn’t notice too many harem moments. Let’s see if I’m wrong like always :D

Let’s Get It~

We start off this lunar new year with Yoonjin reaching for their face at the same time

A study on mirroring: it’s been noted that mirroring occurs when A is looking at B and is subconsciously influenced by their actions.

A study on mirroring: it’s also been said that mirroring tends to occur when A is interested in B

A & B = Yoonjin

I wonder who’s got Jinnie’s eyes on them?

Whoever that is, they are a lucky man

Ft. Tiny looking JK

Ft. Magical Boy Chim looking huge in comparison to Jk and Jin

Jk CLEARLY looking at Jinnie as he does the old spread and hug

He wants those worldwide shoulders and he wants it bad

I believe I can fly~  I believe I can touch those shoulders I think about him every night and day Spread my wings and touch away~

I spy with my pretty eyes, a fineass looking man

How about 3?

Jin’s habit of being more interested in knowing someone else’s team is once again present in this episode.

ft. Tol Jin and Smol Yoongs

I LOVE ME SOME HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

Tae looks like a giant though

Seems like yoongs is interested to know which Team Jinnie is in~

LOVE TRIANGLE TIME!!!

Yoongs and Tae collectively reaching out for Jinnie!!!

Our Worldwide handsome-him is so desirable

Jk: *pines from the back* That should be me *channels inner Justin Bieber Sunbae-nim Joonie: Bitch, HANDS OFF Chim: These Punks can’t go around touching what’s mine like that! Hobi: NUH UH. FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM HIM ASSHOLES Tae: Let me just cop a feel of that chest  Yoongs: Ooooh his skin feels so soft!

Our man has got all the men

Tae: *GASP* HE TOUCHED ME!!!

Congrats Tae!

HE TOUCHED YOU!!!

Also, Tae just naturally went from the side to the middle, to beside Jin huh?

Tae whispers something to Jin that is muted in the episode

Please look at how his leg is lifted

Isn’t that what anime girls do when they are love struck?

I mean... anyone would be when beside Jin...

JK: I’m so done with your shit. Trying to get Jin’s attention by being all excessive. I’m SO DONE. Hobi: I looked so damn cool! Hyung must think that too! Jin: Watch me win this punk in rock-paper-scissors like the RPS God I am

Hobi reaching out to stroke Jin’s face

FFS HOBI! NOT IN FRONT Of THE CAMERAS!!! 

(Bless you our sweet sweet sunshine)

Tae reaching out to caress Jin’s arm

Tae: Back off bitch, don’t touch what’s not yours Yoongs: Oh yeah, do your ritual for when you are about to get smacked the fck up JK: How dare they touch MY hyung?! ONLY I CAN TOUCH HIM SO SHAMELESSLY IN FRONT OF ALL THE CAMERAS! NJ: *Save Me Plays in his head* I’m with a bunch of fools. Jin Hyung OBVIOUSLY only wants me Chim: All these losers vying for Jin-hyung when I’VE got his heart. Touch him while you have hands losers.

Top 10 anime betrayals

JK: Why does this hurt so much...yet feel so hot?

JK falling into the depths of shipping hell that is 2Seok

Welcome Jk, you shall NVR escape the 2Seok world

JK: Really? In front of my salad? Chim: UNACCEPTABLE! *stomps his feet cutely* Joon: OH YES! FRONT VIEW!!! Hobi: IS HE GoInG TO KISS ME?!! Jin: You have some dirt... what? Why are you all looking at me like that?

Jin WOULD be that guy that leans in super close to you, giving off the ‘action-time’ vibe and whispers: you’ve got some crumbs on your face... can I eat them?

DAMN IT JIN!

Tae- the overly clingy boyfriend that Jin Loves to pamper

SHOWER HIM WITH ALL THE LOVE AND SKINSHIP!!!

Also, I’m quite sure Jin only won RPS because Tae whispered to him what to throw out before the game commenced

Teamwork Makes the Dream Work

Taejin makes me feel things

Yoonjin cuties sitting in the back watching the others

They look like they are Bangtan’s Guardians

OR

They got time-out for being too indecent 

Jinkook are DEFINITELY the couple that does weird things 

They would also be the couple to start trends

Ok...I have a confession to make... This pic is NOT the same as the previous one. 

The previous one is edited because they were sitting much further apart and my extra ass when to edit it to make them sit closer

BUT DAMN THAT WAS UNNECESSARY OF ME

Because this pic here is NOT edited

which means 1 of them moved to sit closer to the other!!!

Yoonjin be here trying my heart

I JUST HAD TO OK?!

WHO CAN RESIST MEMEKOOK?!!

NO ONE

2 Oldest MY ASS

THEY ARE SUCH KIDS

The way Yoongi sits with his feet pointing inwards makes him look tinier and cuter than he already is!!!

*clutches heart*

Sha la la la la la My oh my Looks like the boy's too shy Ain't gonna kiss his love  

The (Magical) Boy settles for a teasing chin stroke instead!

The Joy on Chim’s face as Jin does his Body Wave

Joonie is also very amused

Jin succeeds in making 2 men fall deeper in love with him

????

Jin???

Dafuq??

Chim looking at him like nothing is wrong though...

So many dirty things I can insert here...

SO DAMN MANY

Jin on his knees = A++

I wonder who is the lucky person who gets to enjoy this sight...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BANGTAN OUT OF CONTEXT 

Send this photo to all of your friends who are non-bts fans (difficult to find but I know there are some out there)

offer NO explanation

Ft. Yoonjin mirrors

Ft. Perky Ass Hobi

(I low key think he maintained that position so Jin could see his booty

Ft. Camera Man Tae Tae

(He would do a much much better job than those lackluster award show ones)

Ft. Jk and Joon who are super respectful

Hobi only did this so he could get up close and personal with Jinnie~

WHO WOULDN’T?

Jk and Joonie looking on in the bg

envious

Chim’s smile as he calls out for Jin

(Without honorifics, mind you, such a brat but he’s Jin’s brat)

Jinnie looking at Chim like he is the most marvelous thing ever

(He is)

Hobi snapping Pics of Jin AGAIN

RELEASE THE PICS HOBI!!

다시 run run run 

Jinnie walks

Jinnie runs

Jinnie falls to the groud

All for Chim

The outfits and poses remind me of Avatar...

CUTIES!!!

This angle makes it look like Chim is petting Jinnie

Too bad Chim was just adjusting the tape on the floor

No on-screen petting from Jinmin but who knows what goes on behind the scenes?

They aren’t called BTS for nothing

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chim only has eyes for Jin during this game~

Even as his hat fell, he was still focused on looking at Jin

:’)

CHIM WAS ABOUT TO CARESS JIN’S FACE

DAMN IT PD-nim!!!

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE TAE’S ASS RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT?!

WE ALMOST GOT CHIM CARESSING JIN’S FACE

T^T

The Pd-nim probably wants Jin all to himself

>:(

Hobi: Damn he smooth Chim: Me Gusta :D Jin: Admire my beauty Yoongs: Imma ninja my ass there to smack a little bird

(the bird is Chim)

This looks like an overly dramatic play acted out by Chim and Jin

*flashback to the utter mess that was Gayo track 14*

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?!!

JUST TOUCH HIM ALREADY FOR ALL OUR SAKE!

Such a dramatic pair they are

Fcking bubs

(I use to do this whenever I said bye to one of my friends like 7 years ago... Jinmin are basically kids)

Yoongi praising Jin though!!!

ME LIKES THAT A LOT

PRAISE JIN MORE PEOPLE

FFS JUST TOUCH ALREADY 

STOP WITH THIS STAR-CROSSED LOVERS BS

Also, Chim causally touching Jin’s sleeve~

I’M SO FCKING DONE WITH JINMIN

YOU TEASE!

Also, this looks like those kung fu movies where Jin is Chim’s master (teacher... FFS Y'all are dirty)

(It’s ok. I’m dirty too :>)

Chim: *flirts aggressively* Jin: *being beautiful aggressively* Yoongs: *wants to fight Chim aggressively* Tae: *wants to charge at Jin for a backhug aggressively*

Chim complaining about how Jinnie seems to be getting further away from him...

Double meaning much?

STOP FLIRTING YOU TWO!!!

(Please NVR stop)

Chim really only has eyes for Jinnie~

LOOK AT HIS SMIRK 

CHIM YOU LITTLE PUNK

Chim imitating Jin’s pose

He really loves his hyung huh?

???

!!!

Finger hearts from HeartMan Jin for Magical Boy Chim!!!

Seriously... Jinmin’s love is just overflowing

I LOVE IT

LOOK HOW HAPPY CHIM IS !!!

LOOK HOW HAPPY JIN IS !!!

JINMIN IS FLYING 

Hobi & Jk & Joonie:  내가 웃는게 웃는게  아니야 (I’m not really laughing)

Yoonjin sticking together like glue when there’s plenty of space

Also, magically no height difference?

Could Yoongs be a Magical Boy too?

Jin’s hand on Yoongs’ shoulder 

*ugly sobs*

Chim also praises Jin’s skills at playing the game after this...

Have they played this before??

How TF does Chim know Jin is very good at Flopping down onto a mattress to create a gust?

HMMM HOW? I WONDER. HMMM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tae: You see this fist? It’s flying right to your face Jin: I have a pretty fist too! Yoongs: Try me bitch Chim: I don’t want to see this. Not in front of my salad

Tae helping Jin to get the clothes off

I wonder if he helps him a lot

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cutie Tae showing off to Jin that they all got 22

(Note: 22 is kinda a thing for couples in South Korea. Couples have something called a ‘22 Day’ <two-two day> that they celebrate.)

Jin teasing Joonie for his failed attempt at the game

Namjin is definitely that couple that teases each other a shitton

NOT Jin Harem related but... WTF was Hobi doing? He touched the red clothes and recoiled at it?

Did he also punch Joonie slightly as he was walking by???

I’m genuinely curious

The sound that escaped Jin was so fcking cute??

Look at how Tae and Chim were so confused at Jin’s result!

They really thought Jin should have gotten more points!

Jin himself is confused af too 

CANDLES YOU SUCK!

Jin’s eyes were shaking as they were counting cos he was worried they would lose because of him 

XD

Emperor Tae demands a bow of apology from Jin

AND HE OBLIGES!!!

TAEJIN ARE SUCH CUTIES

Taejin kids are play-fighting with sticks and while the others are filming for the episode

WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE?!

Jin being impressed at Chim’s skill

Ways to win Jinnie’s heart: Be skillful at throwing things into a thin cannister

Jin also immediately cheers for Yoongs after this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is Jin has Tae gets the second score consecutively

I sense the birth of a new meme

He looked like such a brat as he threw the slinkie

Look at him as he gets nagged by Yoongs

SUCH A CHILD

Our NICE AND KIND AND GOOD LOOKING CHILD

Cheerleader Yoongs cheering for his Favourite Hyung

Jk joined in the cheer despite Jin being on a different team!!!

(He could also just be scratching his head with the toy...but he said ‘hey hey hey’)

Yoongs cheering for Jin wholeheartedly

Only to be chided by Jin for distrubing his concentration

JIN YOU LITTLE SHIT

HOW DARE YOU NAG YOONGS FOR CHEERING YOU ON LIKE A SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND

I WILL FIGHT YOU JIN

(ง •̀_•́)ง

Yoongi just submissively keeps quiet

Blame your own ass if Yoongi NVR chhers for you again Jinne 

>:(

(No i’m kidding. I love naggy Jin and how he is the only one Yoongi is submissive to)

Taejin bubs are high-fiving when their opponent scored 

XD

I guess they are keeping their morale up???

Tae: *looks cool by succeeding at the game* Jin: *Waay too impressed*

JK: *looks smug AF for succeeding at the game* Jin: *again, waaay too impressed*

Tae: *I won’t lose to you punk* *proceeds to do it again and impress Jin once again*

Tae: You have just been served. You are very welcome *bows*

Jin teasing JK for his failed attempt at looking cool

He looked plenty cool already ok?

LET THE BOY LIVE

Jin: *fails and tries to get Hobi to use his method (which sucks) so he fails too* Hobi: *falls for it*

HOBI YOU ARE WHIPPED

Jimin: *enjoys the beauty and grace that is Kim Seok Jin* Yoongs: Extra points to hyung for beauty! And for existing! Jk: That’s my hyung! He’s MY hyung!! Joon: *Excited like the puppy he is* Tae: *Impressed* Hobi: *I’m standing next to him!!

Tae manages to get a high-five from Jinnie for succeeding~

Ace of the Jin team: Tae

Jinkook who has no idea what to write

Ft. a shoe

They keep becoming more similar as the days pass...

All members either clapped immediately/responded verbally to Jin’s suggestion of clapping for everyone!

Jk... don’t just look at Jin when you speak...

I know it;s hard to look away from beauty

But... your bais and love are showing too much!

He actually turns to look at Jin as he says: 

Let’s stay by each other forever from now on 

*Ugly sobs*

The 3 different stages of being bored

Jin: Slightly bored Yoongs: Bored Tae: Borderline falling asleep

Listen to Chim’s pretty words DAMN IT

Joonie. GET A HINT

Give the boy some food

That’s what you got to do to win his heart you fool!

Chim: *smirks* And that, folks, is how I got my boyfriend

Jk complains about how there’s no dumplings

He’s probably used to the one Jin makes where there is always dumplings

:’)

Chim and Tae praising Jin’s cooking, wanting the rest of the world to know only they’ve tried Jin’s cooking

Aww so clueless Joon DID give his food to Jin

:’)

Ah-Hope <아홉> you guys enjoyed~

Until Next time~

[chanswhxre]

Bed Friends Forever || Taehyung

GENRE: SMUT

PAIRING: TAEHYUNG (V) X READER

WORDCOUNT: 2,846 WORDS

SUMMARY: You and Taehyung (V) have been best friends since you two were children up to now. He’s become famous and you barely seen eachother. Then one day, he comes to visit you and things you never thought would never happen, happened.

I silently cursed in my head as the rain started pouring while I was walking home. I didn't think it would rain as soon as that when I was only out for 30 minutes to buy some ramen and some chips at the convenience store but turns out the rain wanted to mess with me but good thing I had my jacket on and my house is only a few houses away. I ran as fast as I can until I reached my front door. I left my wet shoes outside and went inside to put the cellophane on the kitchen counter. But wait,

"Taehyung?!" I was shocked to see him there in my living room, casually sitting on the sofa while watching tv like it was his house. How did he-?

He turned to look at me and smiled brightly and waved at me as if it was just normal to find him inside my home without notice.

"Oh hey y/n." He chirped as he stood up and walked towards me, pushing his silky, brown hair back. "Why are you soaking wet? Is it raining outside?"

"We-we-wait." I shushed him. "First of all, why are you here? Second, how'd you get inside my house? And third, yeah it's raining, I wouldn't be soaking we if it weren't." I rolled my eyes.

"Tch." He smirked. "You would still be soaking wet because of me." He clearly whispered to himself, but I still heard it.

"What was that?!"

His head snapped to look at me with his eyes widened. "Oh uh--n-nothing!" He waved both his hands in denial.

I decided to ignore what he said and went to the bathroom to take a quick shower so that I won't get sick after being in the rain and Taehyung just continued watching tv.

Taehyung is my best friend for as long as I can remember. I was there even before he debuted as a BTS member. We've always been there for each other, through the ups and downs in our lives. We've also had small, silly fights cause yeah that's part of a friendship.

It's been months since I last saw him because he's really busy with his work being a k-pop idol. He's super famous now and we can't even casually hang out together in public! A lot has changed since his band is already getting more and more famous everyday but the thing that's hadn't changed, is Taehyung. He's still that sweet, bubbly and funny guy but even more handsome than before. Why can't puberty hit me like it did with him?

"Hey! You're taking forever in there!" I heard him shout at the other side of the door.

"Shut up!" I yelled back.

I got out the shower.

Wait.

Where's my towel? Oh shit! I forgot it in the kitchen! I was too distracted by Taehyung that I forgot!

"Aish! How could you be so careless y/n?!" I whined to myself and face palmed. I can't go out like this! The clothes I wore earlier are soaking wet and it's too disgusting to wear again!

I slowly opened the door with only my head peeking out and saw Taehyung standing in front of it which startled me and I almost slipped.

"T-Tae!! What the fck are you doing there!"

"I knew you were going to open the door soon." He said as he raised my towel. "Here. Hurry and get dressed." Then he turned away and walked back to the couch. "Oh and by the way, I'm already cooking the ramen you bought so hurry up before it finishes so you can have it while it's hot. You must be freezing."

"Yeah." I said as I walked to my bedroom to get dressed. I wore a large gray sweatshirt and sweatpants since it was really cold already since these past few weeks it's been raining non-stop. I looked at the mirror while I blow dried my hair, damn I look really pale, I should put on some lip balm, although I don't mind being ugly in front of Taehyung. We've already shared a lot of ugly moments together oh lol.

I got out of my room and back to the kitchen where I saw Taehyung busy looking for something.

"What are you looking for?" I asked.

"Where do you put your chopsticks?" He asked as he looked at the drawers.

"It's here in the utensils cabinet, it's labeled Tae."  I laughed.

"Oh." He smiled sheepishly.

"So you cooked ramen, what a miracle. Since when did you learn to cook?" I said as I sat down and waited for him while he poured the ramen into a bowl.

"Well, I always get curious you know and hey this is instant ramen, I know how to cook instant!" He said as he sat down in the other chair, in front of me with the ramen bowl in the middle.

"Let's just share this bowl. I know you're making me do the dishes." He rolled his eyes playfully.

"Haha that's what you get for breaking and entering my house."

"I had a key remember?"

"I don't remember giving you one!" I said.

"Oh yeah, I took one of your spare keys by accident thinking it was my dorm key." He smiled sheepishly knowing he made a mistake while scratching the back of his head. I just face palmed.

We ate the ramen for dinner. I miss hanging out with him like this, like everything was normal, like he wasn't some kind of celebrity.

After we finished, he washed the dishes. This doesn't normally happen but I gotta enjoy it when he's in the mood.

Ring...ring...ring

"Oi. Your phone's ringing." He said as he was rinsing the bowl.

I quickly ran to the bathroom to get my phone. I almost forgot I left it there. Who could be calling me at this hour?

"Yeoboseyo?" I answered.

"Oh Jimin oppa."

"Ne."

"I'm at home."

"Yeah. Tomorrow? Sure. I'll leave my front door unlocked so just come in."

"Ok see ya."

I ended the phone call. Well, I guess I'm expecting him to come over tomorrow as well, as soon as I know it, all of them will be at my house to hang out. Since I'm best friends with Taehyung, I've also become close to his group of friends.

"Yah~why did Jimin call you?" I came back to my senses when I heard Taehyung's deep voice.

"Oh uh he said he'll be coming over tomorrow." I said.

"Is there a thing between you two that I don't know?" He asked with squinted eyes.

"What are you talking about, Tae?" I furrowed my eyebrows.

"N-nothing." He cleared his throat. "Let's watch a movie?" He quickly changed the subject.

I agreed to it anyways, but he acted so weird after the call I had with Jimin. Is it? No it can't be. Taehyung and I are best friends. It can't be.

"Hey y/n, are you even paying attention to what I'm saying?" He asked as he bended a bit so that his face was leveled with mine since he was a head taller than me as he waved his hand trying to get attention.

"Uh what was it?" I blinked my eyes fast.

"I asked you if you want this romantic-comedy movie I bought or this horror movie?" He said as he raised two dvds in his hand.

"Um, maybe the romcom one. I already saw that horror film." I answered. He just nodded and put on the dvd.

I set the chips on the table and some drinks and got some extra blankets and pillows from my room and brought them to the living room.

Me and Tae sat down and damn it's really cozy. Sitting with Taehyung while watching a rom-com. I don't know why I'm feeling so happy right now.

Ring...ring...ring...

"Oh? Who could be--oh. Excuse me for a bit." I said to Taehyung before walking to my bedroom.

It's Jimin again.

...

After the call, I went back to Taehyung and cuddled a pillow.

"What took you so long? You missed half the movie." He asked.

"Oh sorry. My call with Jimin lasted longer than I expected."

"Aish. What is it with you and Jimin?" He looked a bit pissed. I don't get it why is he acting like that? He never acted like this before.

"Nothing! What is with you today, Kim Taehyung? You're acting pretty weird." I said.

"Me? You're the one who suddenly got close with Jimin!"

"Aish. What's your problem?" I asked in an irritated tone. Why is he acting like this? It's annoying! "I've been close to Jimin and all your other friends too!"

He got silent and looked down staring at his hard fists.

"D-do you like Jimin?" He asked in a shaky but low tone. Seriously? Why is he asking that?

"No. Why the hell are you asking me that?"

He suddenly looked up and his eyes we're like the stars, glistening with joy, even though he isn't smiling, his face expression became different from 2 minutes ago. I knew it.

"Taehyu--" He suddenly cut me off with a kiss. My eyes are wide open in shock. Kim Taehyung, my best friend since forever, is kissing me!

His lips were so soft. I didn't want to push him away, to be honest, I kinda liked it. I always had this little crush on Taehyung ever since but I always put it aside, not wanting our friendship to end because of my stupid feelings. I suddenly liked being kissed by Taehyung.

He suddenly pulled away and looked down his fingers fidgeting.

"I-I'm sorry,  y/n. I just--" he stuttered.

Suddenly I got the urge to kiss him, acting all so cute and cuddly.

"It's okay Tae." I smiled.

"R-really?" His face brightened. "Well I--"

I didn't let him finish, I just kissed him. I don't know but I wanted to. I wanted to feel his soft lips pressed against mine. Suddenly, his hands trailed up my waist as my hands grabbed the back of his neck pushing us deeper into the kiss.

He lifted me up and let me straddle on him. My hips grinding down on his. The heated make out session grew more and more intense as I began combing my hands on the back of his head and as his hands squeeze my bum.

A small moan escaped Taehyung's lips as I slowly grind my clothed core down on his growing member.

We kept at it until Taehyung removed my sweatshirt, revealing my bra exposed to his sight. He started kissing my neck as his hands roamed freely around my body, leaving no place untouched. He unclipped my bra with one then he started to caress my breasts, my breasts fitted his huge hands perfectly, squeezing them and then started playing with my nipples. How is he such an expert unclipping my bra with just one hand? He started licking and sucking my right boob while his huge hand kept on massaging the other.

He then went up to kiss me back again, his tongue pushing through. I discarded his shirt which revealed his perfectly shaped body. We kissed again and this time, he pushed me on the couch, my back flat on it while he hovered over me. His body perfectly fitted between my legs.

We never even spoke cause the intensity and the heat was too much and we were so lost in the moment.

He started to kiss me again and he bit my lower lip. Who knew Taehyung could be so rough? His kisses trailed from my lips, down to my neck and collar bones which for sure he left some marks on. Then in one swift motion, he removed my sweatpants together with my panties and before I knew it, I was naked in front of Taehyung, my best friend.

He bent down where his head was on the same level as my throbbing heat.

"Hmm, so wet." He said.

Then to my surprise, he started licking it which cause me to moan.

"T-Taehyung."

He moaned as he heard me utter his name. He circled his tongue around my clit, which cause me to shiver in pleasure. His skillful tongue teased around my hole then he started sucking harshly on my clit. The pleasure was so intense that it made my brain all fuzzy. I couldn't think straight, all I could think of was how is he so good at this?

He stopped licking me and went back to kiss me again. I could taste myself in his mouth. His hands went back down and he suddenly inserted a finger in me which made me gasp. This wasn't my first time, but it sure did felt good when Taehyung did it. He was so good, he inserted another one. His long slender fingers curling up inside me, and moving in and out of me drove me crazy.

I felt the knot in my stomach tighten and I knew for sure I was close."

"S-so good." I moaned which made him smirk knowing he was doing a really good job.

His fingers moved faster and the pleasure was too intense for me to handle.

"C-cumming!" I screamed as I reached my limit. I shivered though my orgasm. It was the best one yet!

He pulled his fingers out to lick my love juices off of it.

"Mmhh you taste so good, baby girl." He moaned.

Since when was baby girl a thing now? I don't know but I liked it.

He unbuckled his pants as I tried to catch my breath. Still recovering from that ground shaking orgasm.

He pulled his pants down and his erection sprung free from restraints and slapped his stomach. To be honest, I didn't expect Tae would have a huge one.

I was tempted to touch it, and before I knew it, my hand was slowly stroking his hard member. I started licking the tip which made him gasp. I licked the precum that was already dribbling out. I started sucking his member while I stroke it, rotating my wrist. Small moans and groans escaped from Taehyung's lips as he grabbed my hair. He then pulled me back.

"That's enough now. I wouldn't wanna come undone (Y/N)" He chuckled.

I then lay back down on the couch as he aligned himself to my hole. He slowly pushes his hard cock in me which made me groan in pleasure, him slowly filling me up. Then he was completely inside me, making me so full.

He started off slowly moving in and out until he went to and average speed. Skin slapping against each other and our moans were the only thing I could hear besides the movie playing on the tv.

He kissed me roughly as his pace quickens.

"O-oh shit." I moan. "H-harder Tae!"

He moaned hearing me say that. Then his thrusts became faster and harder. I'm hoping the couch won't break though.

Then without pulling himself off, he grabbed my waist and he sat down putting me on top of him, straddling him. I moved up and down as I grabbed his shoulders for support.

He then stopped me and grabbed my waist hard as he started pounding in and out of me in so fast and hard. The pleasure was too intense and he started moaning together with me. I was already near my limit.

"Cum for me baby girl." He said, out of breath.

Those words only pushed me to the edge of cumming.

"Taehyuuuung!" I screamed as I came all over his dick.

A couple of minutes, his thrusts became sloppy but hard and then one last push, he pulled out and came all over his and mine's stomach.

I buried my face on the crook of his neck, panting. As he rested his hand on my waist.

We were both catching our breaths. My living room smelled of sex.

"That went from 0-100 real quick, didn't it?" He laughed and I laughed too.

I sat back down to look at him.

"Look at the mess we've made." I giggled.

"So about earlier, I was just really jealous of you being close to Jimin." He confessed. "I like you okay? And I just couldn't bring myself to tell you because I'm afraid that you don't feel the same way and our friendship would get awkward and all." He scratched his head. He was so cute.

"Well, I guess I feel the same." I admitted.

"So does this mean?" He grinned.

"We shouldn't rush things, you know." I said.

"I agree. Well, what now?" He said.

"We're still best friends, dummy." I laughed.

"Maybe, bed friends will do." He winked. "But promise me that you'll only be mine and that when the day comes, I get to date you okay?"

"I promise, Taehyung." I smiled.

We did a pinky swear.

"I love you (y/n)"

"I love you too." I said as we shared a quick kiss."But still, we'll be Best friends forever?" I asked.

"Bed Friends Forever."