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queenoftheworldisdead · 4 years ago

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Help wanted

Summery: Boarding house with the occasional unwanted tenant.

Note: I don’t think Arvin is dark in this, but it might be for other people.

Warning: non-con/dub con, dark theme, choking, slight spanking, cream pie

Grey Arvin Russell x Reader; Dark Lee Bodecker x Reader

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The bell rung on the door of your boarding house. Drying your hands with a dish rag you got yourself ready to meet whoever it was coming through the door. When you crossed through the archway you were shocked still.

He had a duffel bag slung over his shoulder, his clothes looked all greased up, the hat that hid a thick tuft of hair peaked out looked like it had seen better days.

His type weren't known for being on this side of town so you figured he was either new to town or looking for someone.

You welcomed him with a soft smile and gave your name.

"How can I help you today sir?"

"Hello Ma'am." He said politely, tipping his hat slightly at you. His thick country twang confirming the former. "I saw the help wanted sign out side. Y'all still hiring?"

"Um..Y-yeah... I need a handy man, job includes free room, and board, but I won't just hire anybody though. There is a washer in the basement, if you fix one of them the jobs yours."

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Waddling to the basement with your Daddy's old toolbox, the heavy rusty thing knocked at your knees each step. He jogged over to you, taking the kit from your grasp and you thank him for it.

"The left one broke down a month ago and the other I'm guessing couldn't handle the over use. Dryers work just fine though."

Before he could reply you heard the door bell ring again. You excused yourself and left him to work.

"I'm coming, just a minute!" You shout down the hall as you hurried.

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"Sorry it took so long."

"Saul right Ma'am" he said rising from the floor. You watched from the door as he twisted a dial. The hum of the machine filled the growing awkward silence.

"Well aren't you something! I guess that means your hired."

He lifted his hat to smooth back stray strands of hair, his shy smile hid as he looked down to the floor.

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"Your room's on the third floor. Has a bed and a little sitting place. It's really small just enough room to lay your head really." The sound of foot-steps coming down the stairs halted you. Your eyes watch their back disappear into the night, until he cleared his throat bringing your attention back.

"That'll do just fine Ma'am." Something about his southern accent made your heart flutter. He picked up his duffel, throwing the strap over his shoulder as you dug out your ledger.

"Just down there is the supper table. I cook breakfast and dinner. You can eat in your room if you like, a lot of them do." You explained as you watch him sign the book. Arvin Russell it read.

He adjusted his strap as you talked, his deep brown eyes made it hard for you to keep his gaze, making you fidget nervously in place. "Most folks are gone during the day so I don't make lunch, but if you like no problem just give me a holler. Bath rooms are at the end of each hall."

Digging in your desk you find the master keys and a list of things that needed to be fixed. His fingers grazed yours lightly in the transfer, Arvin's touch sent a ripple of heat up to your face. He flipped through the wrinkled papers, scanning over the chores with a wrinkled brow.

"S-sorry to put so much on you, but when my daddy got sick things got out of hand and I never been one for fixing things."

"No problem Ma'am."

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During the day you kept busy. Scrubbing windows and mopping the halls of each floor. Arvin crossed paths with you on occasion. Gently brushing past you with his tools as he headed to his next assignment.

The door to Odis', one of the tents, room was left wide open when you walked by. Curious you glanced in, catching sight of Arvin lifting his shirt. Your legs stop moving as you watched him wipe away beads of sweat from his brow with the hem. You couldn't stop yourself from ogling his well toned exposed stomach.

The clanking of the dust pan hitting the floor caught his attention. Your face burn with embarrassment when he found you standing outside the room. Panicked you quickly picked up the pan and rushed off to the ground floor.

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You heard Arvin call your name. "Yeah?" You replied weakly still embarrassed.

*Relax he isn't thinking about you. Probably just thinks your a clumsy dits.

He came halfway down the stairs, looking down at you from the banister. "You got a minute? I need a little help" he asked politely.

"Oh sure... Uh sure" you reply looking up at him. Arvin abandoned his cap, his dark hair sticking to his forehead, curling from sweat. More sweat pooled on his shirt, the dampness helped stick the fabric to his lean figure.

Following him up the stairs he led you to a room on the third floor. In the corner of the room there was a large metal pipe leaning against the wall.

You watched as Arvin lifted the heavy pipe, angling it vertically in position.

"Can you hold this?" he called over his shoulder.

Walking over you grabbed it and Arvin moved to get behind you. He took your hands and placed them along the pipe as you steadied yourself to hold it still while it slightly wobbled.

"OK hold still just like that." He bent over beside you, digging into the tool box that rested on the floor. When he rose, Arvin stayed close behind you. You could feel the heat coming off him, he smelled like sweat and after shave. Your hands felt sweaty as you felt rattled a bit by his closeness.

The pipe shifted a bit, you tried nudging it slightly, but couldn't get it back in place.

"Stay steady" his breath tickled your ear, you gasped making him chuckle lightly. "Just like that" he moved the pipe back into place, pushing into your butt when he stepped closer. "Just hold right... here." He placed a hand on your hip and you tensed. His fingers lightly squeezed your softness. You had to fight hard to bring your mind out of the gutter, he just needed your help, nothing more, the spot between your thighs thought otherwise.

With his arms raised above you, Arvin tightened the nuts to secure the metal tube. You swallowed thickly when you heard him grunt as he forced the wrench to move. Looking over to your right you spied his exposed arms. His muscle flexing as he moved.

"Almost done" he said to you, pushing you almost flush to the steel, bumping you gently with each twist of the wrench. You only nod, unable to conjure words to speak properly. Through the cheap fabric of your dress you felt something hard poke at you through his jeans.

*Stomp it now get your mind out of the gutter.

You don't know what had gotten into you lately. First staring at him like a creeper now thinking about his manhood. Maybe its about time you started going back to church you thought to yourself. Cause right now it felt like the devil was leading you to temptation.

When Arvin stepped back you had to choke down a whimper from the loss of his feel. Pressing your lips together you prayed he aint hear you.

Tapping a hand on your shoulder you turn to look at him. "All done." He smiled at you, your hands release the pipe and you backed away.

"Thanks Ma'am."

"You're welcome Arvin" You smiled shyly then rushed off back to your desk.

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No matter how hard your days were the nights were by far the worst. Lying in bed you felt the mattress dip. The fear of the impending figure behind you prickled your skin.

Your eyes squeezed tightly shut as you tried to force yourself to sleep. Holding your breath in a dumb attempt to force yourself to pass out. The blanket covering you pulled away and you felt water fall from your closed eyes.

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Propping your head on your hands you leaned on your desk. Your eyes drooped as you zoned out, looking into space.

"You alright Ma'am?" Arvin startled you as he walked down the stairs.

"I couldn't sleep." You stand up and stretch, yawning a bit. He walked closer to your desk, dressed in his work pants shirt.

"Try some warm milk. Used to help me." He passed by your desk, walking down the hall with tool kit in had to the washers. The old machines acting up again since last time he fixed them.

"Oh Arvin" you shouted at him before he passed through the door. "Um.. can I add something to your list. No worries if you can't get it done today, but I would much appreciate it if you could."

Placing the box down by the laundry door he walked back over, digging the sheet from his back pocket. You grabbed a pen hopeful it was a task he wouldn't mind sorting right away.

"If you can't fix the lock today no problem. I will just go sleep in the attic." You spoke casually as he slipped you the paper to write on. He read over your assignment and you watched as his lips made a hard line.

"I locked myself out of my room, didn't want to wake you to get the spare, sorry. Now I done made more work for you" you laughed, but their was no humor in it. His features softened and you hoped he wouldn't press the issue.

Pushing the paper back to him, you bid him a due and turn to face away to pretend to make a call. When you heard him walk away you let out a breath.

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Arvin was a saint among men. You don't know where he found the money, but he added a chain lock to your door. You smiled at the shiny gold. Sliding on the chain and the bottom lock you prepared for bed.

Laying in bed the thought of the extra lock helped sooth your nerve as you slipped into sleep.

You felt an uncomfortable lump at your back rousing you awake. Your eyes shot open and a hand covered your mouth before you could scream out.

"You think your smart, putting that chain on that door" the beer on his breath hit your nose. Your tears soaked his hand as he held you.

You shake your head 'no' repeatedly in reply. He was still dressed in his work clothes as he laid next to you. The sound of his belt jingling made the tears fall harder.

"I told your daddy I would look out for you. How am I gonna do that if you lock the door?"

Lee, a local cop, only came around when his wife was either on the mends or she just flat out kicked him out. Your father had offered the man a free bed whenever he needed. His way of thanking him for keeping the neighborhood safe.

Lee pushed up your night gown and tsked when he felt your panties. The hand on your mouth slipped down your neck and you blubbered out your apologizes. He hated panties, too much work he called it. "What I told you about these?" he grumbled, forcing the fabric down.

"I-i'm sorry I thought my monthlies were coming on." You sniffed. You tried hard not to cry, you just hopped he would squeeze hard enough to make you pass out.

You heard him spit in his hand, he bumped into your back as he lubed himself up. You yelped when he smacked your ass hard, the sudden sting of pain loosening your locked legs.

"Yea you said that last week. I aint forget girl." He shoved himself inside after he found your opening. "Fucking bitch. I run the house gawd damn it!" Lee was mad at his wife agin. What ever his spite with her, you were paying for it. "Not gonna tell me what to do. Fucking bitch." He growled, panting heavily as he pumped.

You jolted with each thrust, no matter how many times Lee did it, it never got easier.

"Please." You panted desperately. "Please don't come in me" you choked out, his hand tightening his grip around your throat. You had been lucky so far, but you knew it was only a matter of time before your luck ran out.

Lee didn't like back talk, this was his show and you were just here for the ride. Pushing you completely flat you grip the fabric of the sheets. Lifting your ass as he rose to his knees he fucked into you harder. You cried out unable to adjust to his lengthen. He chuckled darkly at your pain, slamming into you repeatedly with a punishing rhythm.

He cursed your name. Reminded you of your place as he came deep in you. His seed filling your cunt as you pressed your head into the mattress and cried.

He slipped out of the bed. His pants once again jingling as he fixed himself up and headed out the door.

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It was that time of the month again.

Whenever he shouted he spit. It was disgusting. You had given him chance after chance, but he used them all. "I'm sorry Tommy if you don't have the rent by Thursday you are going to have to leave."

"Fuck you bitch you let that boy stay here rent free!" He shouted. Trying to make sure tent knew.

"He works here. He earns he keep."

"Then let me earn mine? or give me another week." He barked. His tone more of a demand than a request.

Sighing you hung your head low. Rubbing your temple with one hand you hugged your stomach with the other. First of the month was the worst. Tents ducked and dodged. Begged and pleaded or straight up demand just to not pay rent.

"Next Friday Tommy... That's the last time you hear me." You try to sound strong, but you knew he didn't give a shit as long as he won. "If you aint got it then, then I'm changing the locks and putting your stuff on the street."

He slammed his door in your face and you turned on your heels headed to the next delinquent.

"You alright Ma'am?" Straight ahead, Arvin poked out from the bathroom. You had to fight yourself from looking down at his lower half. In your peripheral you could see he was just in a towel that hung around his waist.

His wet hair seemed to curl under the towel on his head. Strands sticking to his forehead, his face still damp from the shower.

"Umm yeah. Uh just rents due and folks get a little uppity around this time of the month." You dry chuckle turning your eyes up at the ceiling. Fighting yourself from venturing further.

You couldn't tell if it was the steam that came from the bathroom or you. Whenever he was close, your body would react. The heat would turn up making you sweat.

"Well alright then. You have a good night Ma'am."

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*Bang Bang Bang

"Tommy!" You bang again. "Tommy! I will give you to the count of three. If you don't open this door and pay up. I am coming in and kicking you out!" You huffed tapping a foot.

"Ma'am?"

"Morning Arvin. Sorry did I wake you?"

"No was working down the hall."

"Tommy, skipped out on rent I think." Taking a deep breath you lifted your master key ring and unlocked the door. When you peered inside the room was a mess, no sign of Tommy.

Arvin followed you in side, with a hand on your hip you groaned. The amount of clean up you would have to do to ready it for a new tenant would take all day.

"Arvin can you change the lock on the door. I hate doing this, but I gotta kick him out"

"Sure thing ma'am"

As you turn to leave you over at Arvin who was still assessing the damage to the room. "Oh and can you possibly stay close. If he comes around I might need your help."

Arvin only nodded in response as you took your leave.

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Tommy didn't come back that day or the next. Putting up a sign you thought that you could clean up the room a bit, before the weekend. With the storm you figured not to many people would be coming around anyway.

Taking up a few boxes you get to tossing. One box you would keep in the addict. Somethings were just to hard to throw away sometimes, but a good chunk would go.

Thunder bashed down filling the room with a blinding white light. You yelped loudly bringing the sound of feet rushing down your way.

"You alright Ma'am?" Arvin looked in the room worried.

"Sorry Arvin, it’s just the storm. Lightening makes me a bit skittish sorry." You apologize as you get back to clearing the room.

"Well I am finished with my list for today, would you mind if I trouble you for some company?"

"U-um sure" you tried to fight off the smile.

His lips curled as he walked in the room. The instant he crossed the door frame you heard shouting coming from down stairs. When the voice made itself more clear you frowned.

"Oh uh sorry.. I need to tend to that" you say softly. With your head low you walked past him.

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Lee was wet and agitated. "Fucking bitch had the nerve to accuse me of drinking again." He spat while you sat waiting on the bed. "I aint touch a drop today" he said smugly.

You looked at your feet as he undressed in front of you. The sound of a siren blared loudly from out side, Lee turned and squinted at the sound. "Shit!" He stopped undressing and ran out.

Getting up from the bed you grabbed your robe and peered out the hall. The front door was open and Lee wasn't there. The rain still coming down hard, blew in through the open door so you walked bare foot to close it and see if he had really gone. His car was gone that was for sure and as you looked into the rain it seemed he had disappeared too. You exhaled in relief, backed away and closed the entrance.

"Ma'am?" Arvin called to you out of breath.

"Shit!" You gasped, turning to face him. Your heart bashed in your chest as you stared at him crazily. He was soaked to the bone. "Your gonna catch a cold walking around like that" you scolded tightening your robe.

"Do you have any clean towels?" You asked, but you turn back to look at the door. Hoping that Lee wouldn't suddenly comeback.

"I think so.. I know I need to do laundry, not too good at it so I've been holding it off."

"Well, I don't normally do this, but if you like I can mix yours with mine. I don't have enough clothes to justify using all that water anyway."you shrugged.

"I don't want to put you out" he stepped closer to you. "The way his clothes clung to him you had to try hard not to stare.

"N-no trouble. Um wait here I'll give you a towel just in case." You leave him and head back into your room. Digging in your cabinet for the towels. When you turned around again Arvin stood in your living room, looking around your meager abode. "I know it aint much, but at least I got my own bathroom" you chuckled.

When he stepped closer and you had to hold yourself together. Arvin dragged his teeth over his bottom lip while his eyes fell to the opening in your rope.

"S-sorry" your face felt on fire, embarrassed you looked down to your feet. You held out the towel and closed the robe with the other. Arvin’s hand lifted your chin and your eyes went wild.

His lips felt so soft. You just wanted to kiss them all day. Arvin's arms wrapped around your waist and you wanted to melt into him.

Arvin turned you around and backed you up until you both fell backwards onto the bed. Arvin rested comfortably between your thighs while his manhood pressed on your mound. You didn’t know if it were his jeans or your nature making you go wet, but either way you welcomed it.

You gasped when he sucked on your neck, kissing the spot after pulling off. Arvin ground his hips into you making the warmth between your legs soak with desperation.

Holding himself above you, you forced yourself to finally look back at him without shying away. He smirked down at you as he peeled off his top, the wet garment hit the floor hard. His muscles moved and tightened as he freed his shaft. Biting your bottom lips you hummed when he rubbed the tip hard against your slit then lining himself up. Arvin pressed his weight down as he pushed inside slowly. You moaned his name at his fullness. The bed frame squeaked as he rocked.

Kissing you again swallowing your moans, you wrap your legs around his back urging him deeper. Ever the gentleman he obliged.

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*Bang Bang Bang

The furious jiggling and banging was most definitely Lee. You were surprised he hadn't popped the lock as usual, but it was only a matter of time before he got through.

Arvin must not have noticed so you slapped his chest. Pushing him off, but he wouldn't stop. Instead kissing you again as you tried to speak.

"Arvin please, that's Lee... he's.. cop" you spoke on his lips, but your words meant nothing.

Arvin's eye were darkened with lust. You tried to spin away, but he hooked your legs keeping you there, fucking you with his slow pace. He was splitting your mind in two. You wanted to cum so desperately, but your reason told you that Lee wouldn't take kindly to this.

Arvin continued to rock into you as Lee screamed at the door. Your back arched when Arvin took your nipple in his mouth.

"That's it. That's my girl. Come for me." He mumbled over your nipple. Licking the areola and sucking it again, you came around him, squeezing his cock making him hum with approval.

The banging on your bedroom wall brought your high down fast. "I will shoot through this gawd damn wall if you don't let me in!" Lee threatened. You looked at Arvin with panic in your eye. Arvin kissed you gently again as Lee screamed on. You were terrified, you hoped you could explain Arvin's presence away as a maintenance emergency, but before you could properly forma a though he pulled up his pants as you fixed yourself. Arvin didn't stop or look back as you called out to him. Paying you no mind as he opened the door and walked out.

The sound in the hall was so loud you thought lightening had broke through the roof. You rushed out of your room and found Lee out cold, with a pool growing around his perimeter. You looked at Arvin, the young man unconcerned as he began dragging the cop into your room by his feet.

"Get a bucket and a mop" he commanded, the pistol tucked deep in his pants. Without a word you followed his orders.

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second-chance-stray · 3 years ago

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RP Log: Riylli, Rising, and Cravs rethink a plan.

(Rising Lotus) Help me come up with a name for my Shiny Marill (Cravendy Hound) meryl streep (Rising Lotus) Mmmmmmmm nah (Riylli Aliapoh) azumeryl streep (Cravendy Hound) sdfs azumeryl

Riylli Aliapoh waves to Rising as she enters the room. "Hey, you finally made it!" She says, despite only arriving herself only about a minute ago. "Okay! Now we can finally start! The goal for tonight is to figure out a way to deal with that Rot lady! And maybe get a little drunk. But just a little, got it?"

Cravendy Hound sweeps a neat pile of sawdust into the corner and then disappears into the back to put her broom away. Contrary to Riylli's suggestion, she comes out with her arms full of bottles.

Rising Lotus walked in and immediately took a seat at the bar, leaning back against the counter. "Do you think it's a good idea to plan while drinkin'? Also you missed bar night last night!...well I 'spose you didn't miss much though. Slow night."

Riylli took her seat beside Rising. "...Wasn't really in the mood." She muttered, waving her hand dismissively. "And were only gonna get a little drunk, remember? Just enough to spark our creativity!"

Rising Lotus shrugs and give Riylli a dismissive wave. "Don't worry I get it, between Mivo an' Mayumi. Nothin' wrong with takin' a night to yourself, you were missed though." she gave Riylli a smile and a thumbs up, spinning on her stool after to eye up the selection.

(Riylli Aliapoh) ("Only a little drunk")

Cravendy Hound deposits everything on the counter, leaving scant room for cups. "Just enough to spark our creativity, aye."

Riylli Aliapoh 's ears folded back a bit at that, not sure how to respond. "I'll... Show up for the next one then... But you better keep those two away from me, got it?" She said, turning to grab whichever bottle nearby had 'Mead' written on it

Cravendy Hound: "A guy came in and showed us 'is lack of eye. Pretty gross." Cravs turns to open the cabinets behind her and places a stack of empty cups at the far end of the counter.

Riylli Aliapoh: "W...Why'd he go and do that..?" Riylli made a face of disgust at the thought. It was probably for the best that she had not been there

Rising Lotus: "Aye he did, looked super gross...though I guess Crav's asked him to show us, an' your not NOT gonna look at that if given an' opportunity right?"

Cravendy Hound: "I told 'im to! Wanted to know if it was just for show," Cravs laughs. She ducks down for a second and pulls up a set of ingredients - frozen pineapple, oranges, cherries and a bit of mint. "...I nearly died gettin' these pineapples awhile back, so. 'ere, I'll make us somethin' tasty."

Riylli Aliapoh stuck out her tongue at Rising. "No way, that's gross!" She grumbled, taking a swig of her bottle. She raised an eyebrow at Cravs' words. "...How do you almost die gettin' pineapples?"

Rising Lotus "They better be tasty if you almost bit it tryin' to get 'em. An' I suppose they could fallen on her, prick her with them pointy parts." she thinks for a few moments. "...do pineapples grow on trees? I know those hard brown things do.."

Cravendy Hound 's mouth sets in a hard line. She pointedly ignores Riylli's question and focuses her attention on juice the fruit.

Riylli Aliapoh gives Rising a worried look at Cravs' reaction, but decides to change the subject. "...Anyroad, all that aint important. We gotta figure out a plan to deal with Rot after all! So... Uh... Any suggestions..?"

Cravendy Hound: "They grow in bushes, actually."

Rising Lotus "So they ain't related to pine trees or cones at all then? Why they called that then?" considering she forgot why they were here before they started drinking, it looked like it might be a long night.

Cravendy Hound: "Well, speakin' in a general sense...we could do somethin' legal, illegal, or in between." Cravs pours a bit of pineapple and orange juice in a glass full of ice, and then dumps the rest of the ingredients in. Vodka, cherry, mint. "I....I don't know, actually? Just know the bush they grow outta doesn't look like a pine tree."

Riylli Aliapoh: "Focussss" She hissed at Rising, shooting her a glare. "Pineapples aint important right now! Aint you supposed to be the smart one outta all of us?"

Cravendy Hound: "Oy, and why ye gettin' 'ung up on the 'pine' part? What about 'apple'? Doesn't look or taste like an apple at all!"

Rising Lotus looks at Riylli for a few moments, the turning to Cravs. "... I don't know if that's a good thing, I mean.. smart enough to not do some of the dumb shit you to do I 'spose...but I guess that's jus' cause one of us has to be alive to take the other two home. Huh."

Riylli Aliapoh: "Wha-? I don't do dumb shite! You've seen my magic, I'm really smart!" She insists, immediately getting sidetracked as well.

Rising Lotus "...you're right... it doesn't taste or look like an' apple...an' I think we all only are smart in like, some very particular areas really. I mean I dunno, I never felt that smart...cept for like fishin' an' fightin'."

Cravendy Hound: "Oy, we're 'ere to talk plans, right?! So come on! Drink up, and get those juices flowin'!" Cravs pushes the bottles aside and deposits cocktails in front of Rising and Riylli.

Riylli Aliapoh eyes the drink suspiciously, but eventually gave in and replaced her mead. Her ears flickered as she tasted it, looking up to grin at Cravs. "It's good! I was worried it was gonna be all bitter like that other stuff you... Er... L-Like other drinks. In general. Y'know..."

Rising Lotus took a long drag from the drink, giving a nod of approval. "What other stuff you drinkin'? I mean I 'spose a lot of booze is bitter." she took another swig, blinking a few times afterwards. "...plannin' though...I think we ought to be careful, loanshark types aren't shy when it comes to doin' nasty things to folk they don't like."

Cravendy Hound: "Is knowin' magic a measure of smartness? Like, couldn't ye just use it on instinct? Then it'd be dumb magic." Cravs rambles as she picks up her own glass to sip on. She beams at Riylli's compliment. "Aye, can't beat a good fruity drink every now and again."

Riylli Aliapoh: "Of course magic is a measure of smartness! All the big mages are real smart folk, like that leh-vee-yur guy!" She said, before suddenly shaking her head. "Wait, no, planning dammit! I say the best way to get rid of her is by gettin' the law to lock her away, like Cravs planned. Just... think we should go about it a different way."

Rising Lotus: "I'm sure she's in the pockets of some of the Yellow Jackets though, coin is worth more than justice most the time. Used to hear 'bout it from my ma all the time growin' up. She'll weasel her way out probably."

Cravendy Hound nods to Rising's words. "Aye. The type where if ye cut off one head, two more will take its place. We definitely should avoid killin' anyone, cause that'll just make things worse."

Riylli Aliapoh glares at Cravs. "Of course were not killing anyone! Were the good guys, we don't do that kind of junk." She said, crossing her arms defiantly. "She can't be in the pockets of ALL those... 'yellow jackets' though, right? Just gotta make sure whatever we pin on her can't be covered up"

Cravendy Hound: "Lever-err...? That's the pipsqueak that was responsible for all that Crystal Brave stuff, right? Or was it...Urrre-ranger." Cravs rubs at her temples as she tries to recall. So much had happened while she wasn't 'paying attention.'

Rising Lotus "That an' we'll probably be arrested ourselves, along with what Cravs said of course!" she took another sip. "Hmm... most folks like her, place to hit where it'll hurt would be her wallet." she rubbed her chin "How many ways does she got gil comin' in?"

Cravendy Hound: "That was my main goal, actually. If people know she's sellin' stolen goods, then even if she pays off the Yellow Jackets, 'er reputation is sure to tank. And then, she won't 'ave the cash or time to mess round with Baldur."

Riylli Aliapoh takes another sip of her drink, clearly enjoying it judging by the way her ears wiggled. "...So how do we go about doin' that? Steal the stolen stuff from her? Or... Set a trap maybe..?"

Rising Lotus "Maybe get somethin' everyone will know will be stolen? Then when she tries to hock it she'd get caught?" she shrugged, nearly draining her drink with the next sip. "Jus' need to make sure it's somethin' big...but somethin' she wouldn't recognize." she nodded a few too many times at her words, must of been a strong drink.

Cravendy Hound: "...if we steal the stolen stuff from 'er, then it'll just look like we stole it. And I don't think she'd be bold enough to try to sell somethin' that's well known."

Riylli Aliapoh: "...Then... What if we try buyin' somethin'? But set it up so the yellowjackets are there to see it happen?"

Rising Lotus shook her head "Naw, we'd never know if they'd be on her side or not..

Rising Lotus leand on elbow as she ponder, sipping up the remnants of her drink. "What... if...we trick her into stealin' from another type like her...someone more powerful?"

Cravendy Hound: "...It /could/ work. But she sells spice, so 'ow could we prove it was stolen? A bag of salt is as good as any."

Riylli Aliapoh thinks for a moment. "Well... What if it aint yellowjackets..? What if we used the wood wailers? Or the brass blades? Theres no way she'd be in the pockets of those guys, so... If we pull her out there with good enough bait..."

Cravendy Hound raises a brow at Rising's suggestion and thinks to herself. "Might blow up in our faces, but that's an interestin' idea."

Rising Lotus: "I mean that's an option, but she probably has a pretty set territory right?" she slid her glass forward towards Cravs, not so subtly wanting a refill. "It's have ta be somethin' big to bring here out here or in Thanalan."

Cravendy Hound: "Hm, well. Brass Blades ain't worth a penny, but the Wood Wailers might be stiff enough. Problem is gettin' 'er all the way out 'ere." Cravs refills Rising's cup.

Riylli Aliapoh seeing Rising do it, Riylli outstretches her cup as well for Cravs to refill. "Well, you were tryin' to get her attention with milkroot weren't you? I'm guessin' that's what that toad ooze was for at least..?"

Cravendy Hound pours Riylli a generous refill. "Aye, well...the toad ooze is supposed to be the bait. Somethin' that my friends would steal and then peddle to Rot."

Rising Lotus happily retrieves her glass and takes a sip, smacking her lips together after swallowing with a refreshed sigh. "She we still try that? I mean I 'spose we never got a chance to see what happened. Otherwise is there any other powerfull folks that we could trick her to steal from?"

Cravendy Hound: "It'd be more like, convincin' my friends to steal from someone powerful, and then hopin' Mindred buys it 'ot. Lady doesn't steal stuff directly...which means there's a risk that the blame'll end up fallin' on my friends instead."

Riylli Aliapoh noticably winced a bit as Cravs mentioned her friends. "W-What if I tried to sell it to her instead?" She speaks up suddenly. "She doesn't really know me, and everyone thinks Keepers are all criminals anyroad."

Rising Lotus grimaced at that idea. "I dunno, she did meet ya after all... an' you didn't come of as the most...knowin' 'bout business..ish." she hiccupped after getting to the end of her sentence, following it with another swig. "I 'spose if anythin' it is an' in with her..kinda..connects us an' Heartwood too though."

Cravendy Hound gives Riylli a long, hard look, and then finally shakes her head no. "Ye don't look the criminal part of ye ask me. And...I'm worried. Wouldn't we only be able to pin it on Rot if ye actually committed a crime?"

Riylli Aliapoh: "If she thinks I'm stupid, that just means she'll suspect me less!" Riylli insists, "I could easily find somethin' she'd want. I don't even gotta get it myself! Theres this little... Well... A black market I guess is what you'd call it. It get's pretty regular raids from the wailers, but everyone always ends up there again after a bit. If she's there when a raid happens, she'd get locked up for sure!"

Riylli Aliapoh: "I'm a Keeper. That makes me the 'criminal type' in most peoples eyes. Just ask Mivo"

Rising Lotus still looks a bit hesitant. "Do you think she'd go that far out Cravs? An' if this all happens, an' she does get locked away, how she gonna know that...err I mean, How is she not gonna suspect somethin'? She does know who ya are an' stuff, might send some of her lackeys after you, us, your clan."

Cravendy Hound picks up the carafe and tops of Rising's glass absentmindedly...pouring until it overfills. Somethings itching at the back of Crav's mind. "Do ye go to these black markets often? Riylli, do ye...are ye wanted?"

Cravendy Hound: "If we could get Rot to go to one of these black markets, it could just work. But I agree with Risin', it seems risky, and it could come back to bite ye Riylli."

Rising Lotus wasn't paying attention until it ran over her hand. "Hey, HEY!" she quickly reached her hand over to push Crav's hand back enough until she wasn't spilling, flicking her soaked digits in the woman's direction before sipping from the very top of her glass.

Riylli Aliapoh: "I-I do not!" She said quickly. "It's just... Before I started my adventurin' work... My clan didn't exactly have enough gil for medicine and stuff. So... We'd go sell pelts and stuff there... Gridania wouldn't let us sell with them, so we didn't really have a choice... But we never did anythin' bad! All our stuff was caught fair and square, no poaching or anything!"

Cravendy Hound: "...Oh, blast it." Cravs looks around for a towel to soak up the mess.

Riylli Aliapoh: "And if she gets caught up in a raid, theres no way she could blame that one me! We'd just... have to figure out a way to time it somehow... I'm sure someone in Heartwood must have connections, right? All we need to know is when, then we just gotta set up the deal!"

Cravendy Hound lets out a sigh. "Well, Riylli, ye sound used to dancin' round the Wailers. But if ye ever end up tossed in gaol, Risin' and I would be 'appy to pay the bail. Right?" She glances over at the other Roegadyn

Cravendy Hound: "We'll need a real good bait to lure Rot all the way to Gridania /and/ to a black market."

Rising Lotus "I 'spose it sounds like the most...thought out plan we've had all night." she shrugged, sputtering into her drink a bit at mention of paying Riylli's bail. "What? I mean, sure...long as it ain't way expensive or nothin'. How much it cost to be black market sellin'?" she cocked her head as she pondered what they should try to sell. "Well, what she like outside of her normal dealin's? Does she collect anythin'?"

Riylli Aliapoh crosses her arms. "They could never catch me." She mutters, turning away as she let the other two discuss bait

Cravendy Hound: "If the bails too expensive then we could..." Cravs punch a fist into her hand, and then cracks her knuckles. "...but, quietly."

Rising Lotus: "We'd need to pick a bit first before we go out an' steal somethin'." she glances around Crav's room. "...or maybe borrow somethin'? I'm sure we must have somethin' 'round here folks would want to get their hands on."

Riylli Aliapoh turned her head back. "H-Hey! Even if the wailers are mostly a buncha racist assholes, ya still can't do stuff like that! I said they won't catch me, the shroud is my territory remember? Even the Keeper's they got in their ranks wouldn't be as fast as someone who lives out there"

Cravendy Hound: "Anyway, 'ow we gonna lure Rot to the market? Sell stuff so cheap that she 'as to go check it out? Or, maybe if we find someone she trusts, and convince 'em to bring 'er there."

Rising Lotus grumbles "We need to get somethin' she's interested in! That'll bring her in, maybe tell someone she knows 'bout it so she'll come all this way." she took a long drink, mumbling into her drink about repeating herself.

Riylli Aliapoh: "Rising's got a point. Somethin' around here should spark her interest. She sells spice you said..? I bet Luma has some of that!"

Rising Lotus: "Or maybe somethin' really out there...folks with lots of money like weird dumb things."

Cravendy Hound: "Interest is one thing, trust is another...Rot's gonna be cautious, especially outside of 'er territory." Cravs crosses her arms and leans back as she tries to rack her brain people she could pull a favor from. "...Do ye think Momori might know Rot?"

Riylli Aliapoh: "Well... She seemed a bit sketchy, but I only ever met her once or twice. You guys'd know better than me"

Cravendy Hound chuckles a little when Riylli brings up Luma. "HAh! Bakin' and usin' spice is different from sellin' it! But...ye know. Haila might 'ave somethin' cool to sell."

Rising Lotus sneered. "I don't like the idea of ownin' her any favors...but aye Haila might have somethin' she'd be interested in. Or maybe some Gobbie stuff, sure some of that weird metal junk probably is expensive."

Riylli Aliapoh: "But he'd still HAVE some! And probably some rare Golmore stuff too since he's with Haila! I bet that'd get Rot's attention for sure!"

Cravendy Hound: "I'd gladly owe a favor to Momori if it means we can get Rot to come, cause I'm still not sold on the whole 'us sellin' crap to lure Rot' front. Wouldn't random people also want to buy shit?! What if she doesn't come and we just end up makin' a profit?"

Cravendy Hound blinks at at the mention of Golmore. "H-huh?! What in the bloody 'ells is Luma and Haila gettin' into...Bah. The less I know, the better."

Riylli Aliapoh: "Well... First we just gotta find out when the next raid is comin'. Once we know that, then we can figure out a way to convince Rot to show up on that particular night. Dangle some bait in front of her she can't resist! I can make sure it don't get sold to anyone before she arrives so she gets caught red-handed"

Rising Lotus "You know how she is, you sure you want that? Probably end up.. takin' one of your limbs or somethin' after sayin' she jus' needs a hand with somethin'.." she rubs her forehead " After the other day when all that happened I jus' wouldn't trust her."

Cravendy Hound opens her mouth, about to say something to go against Rising's concern...but can't find anything to say. It was true - the lalafell was objectively shady and untrustworthy. But it was those same qualities that made her think Momori would be able to pull the strings necessary to get Rot to show up.

Cravendy Hound: ".....Yeah, well, if she takes my 'and, then I can get a cool robot one."

Rising Lotus pounds her fist on the counter. "You ain't losin' your damn hand if I can help it!" she exhaled through her nostrils sharply. "Ngh..well if we are gonna go through her...maybe I should be the one to ask. She don't know much 'bout me, don't need her usin' your reputation in Limsa against ya." she drummed her fingers on the counter while she nursed her drink.

Riylli Aliapoh raises an eyebrow, but tries to stay on task. "Well... If one of you gets Momori on board, and the other gets some exotic spice, I can focus on finding a seller at the markets we can trust. Then we just need the info on the next raid's date! Momori claimed to have ties to the alliance, so maybe she has connections in the wailers as well?"

Cravendy Hound wags a finger at Rising. "There's no point in worryin' about somethin' uncertain! Damn lalafell might not even be able to 'elp us, so...Let's start by figurin' out about the raid and gatherin' stuff to vendor. The frog ooze can be our first product. I gotta get rid of the stuff somehow."

Riylli Aliapoh grins, clearly rather pleased with how this evening had turned out. "Gimme the toad ooze, it'll be real popular at the market since it makes milkroot crazy potent, so it'd make a great bribe to get a merchant on our side!"

Rising Lotus grumbles more as she finishes up her drink. "Well if we are gonna talk to her let me know an' I'll find her an' ask her..while avoided kickin' her 'cross the room." Her face was looking a bit flushes after she finished her second (and a half with her sloppy top off from Cravs) drink.

Cravendy Hound points at a barrel in the corner with her shoulder. "Ye can pick it up whenever. Just don't open it...apparently, agin' it makes it more potent, as well as smelly."

#ff14 rp logs #riylli aliapoh #Rising Lotus #Cravendy Hound #lmao these three

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lumiereandcogsworth · 4 years ago

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And Belle YOU KNOW I HAVE TO

hhhhHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! yes of course. i really go off here so i’m gonna save everyone the trouble and put it under the cut lmao. what can i say!! i love my girl

favorite thing about them: the way she sees the best in everything. in every situation. she’s been met with gawking and judgement and never being taken seriously her whole adult life and throughout all she saw it and said “i’m going to be even COOLER.” and she she kept reading, kept creating, kept expanding her mind, kept exploring and wandering and going out in public even when she knows everyone is just going to judge her. she’s just got such a good head on her shoulders and i love her so much. she’s got the biggest heart dude...

least favorite thing about them (but also kind of favorite thing part two): gosh i mean there isn’t really but i guess she can be pretty headass sometimes lmao. but she can’t help it!!!! she’s too curious and adventurous!!!! she HAS to jump into things headfirst or she’ll DIE and i respect that so it’s not really a least favorite thing it’s more like “oh belle you little rascal you!!!” gosh she’s just so brave like she really saw a whole ass beast and said “yeah one ticket to your finest dungeon please i do not want my father here thanks.” like GIRL. my brother and i got in an argument about her (because i get RILED UP and he KNOWS IT) and he said she could have just left him there for a bit and ran back to the village to get help. which SURE. i GUESS. but she wouldn’t be WHO SHE IS if she did that!!!! she loves SO MUCH and So DEEPLY that she wouldn’t allow her father to be there for more than absolutely necessary. she wanted him entirely out of the situation so she could figure it out herself. the beast was Taking A Prisoner. and belle simply saw herself as the better option, because if her papa isn’t safe and warm at home BELLE’S GONNA START SWINGING. okay. belle rant done thank you for listening.

favorite line: this isn’t a line but when she throws the snowball at adam. Yeah. but also when she returns while gaston is fighting adam and adam sees her and he’s like “BELLE!! YOU CAME BACK!!” and belle yells back “i tried to stop them!” like DUDE. idk it just gets me man. it wasn’t even a question in her head, of course she would come back. but they didn’t exactly have time or the emotional clarity to arrange her RETURN DATE & TIME when she ran off to go save her father. but belle knew, belle knew her heart belonged there, with him. and adam believed it too but he never allowed himself to think she could possibly feel the same. so she says “i tried to stop them,” as if saying “yes of course i’m back i’m here to help i’m here for you i will do everything i can to keep you safe right now.” and it’s A LITTLE MUCH FOR ME.

brOTP: her and lumiere, and her and plumette. honestly those four (including adam), double date icons. but yeah she finds a good friend in lumiere, and she finds a sister in plumette. and it’s all very excellent.

OTP: you’ll never guess!!!! yeah adam/belle i know it’s wild i never talk about them

nOTP: i actually haven’t seen any ships with her that i don’t like!! i’ve seen her with some of the other disney princesses, particularly with tiana, which is rad. i don’t ship but wow power couple. also her and plumette which i don’t personally ship but valid. so yeah nice job keeping belle in good ships (or at least keeping the bad ones Away From My Eyes). also i’m just now realizing people probably DO ship her with gaston. that aint it chief!!! gaston’s too far gone imo, and i don’t buy into the theory that if belle had given gaston the same chance she gave adam, they would have ended up together. that just?? what?? gaston and belle have nothing in common. adam, if you didn’t notice, is ALSO a huge nerd???? they’re nerds in love your honor. and also belle had people gawking at her appearance her whole life. gaston was never going to truly See Her, the way adam does.

random headcanon: when she was a tween/teen she’d often sneak out her window and climb up to the roof at night and just sit there and watch the stars for hours.

unpopular opinion: belle in the live action was NOT written poorly, emma watson did NOT do a terrible job, and she was NOT worse than the 1991 cartoon version of belle. everyone is entitled to their opinions but i fail to understand how people don’t see how lovely and badass she is. it just boggles my mind. she’s a kind, goofy, incredibly smart, inventive (literally), adventurous, and curious woman, and i don’t get how that doesn’t come through crystal clear, but hey. life goes on!

song i associate with them: you know, i actually haven’t found a song that is particularly BELLE. mercury by sleeping at last is an adam/belle song but the first part i feel like is particularly her! but that’s all i got !! i should find some stuff i’d love to make a playlist for her. hey how about girl on fire by alicia keys!!!! hell yeah that’s my girl. edit: i’m so DUMB. obviously the lakes by taylor swift!!! it’s adam/belle but it’s almost ENTIRELY belle’s pov!! gosh i adore that one.

favorite picture of them: i did a little better with belle but still couldn’t narrow down between three, so here you are:

the big one was my phone homescreen for a while lmao... i love she🥰

#THE LOVE OF MY LIFE !!!!!#thanks again. i love talking about my babe #belle

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currentfandomkick · 5 years ago

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Why Marinette Hates Tim

Marinette blames Tim next summer for all that happened. Why? He cursed her with a vague theory. And Max and her Both know give her a clue and she has to follow it to solve the puzzle—a fatal flaw for her, Puzzler, Hero Stalker (Tim), Riddler and her father, Professor Strange (even if he is using an alias and supposedly dead as far as legal documents go).

Hero Staker Tim swore he’d become Robin if the current one left. It was a joke between them, she thought. Then he vanished the next summer, the first one where there wasnt any Robin mentioned anywhere. It was eery.

Then, then Timothy Drake, heir to some company-who looks a lot like her Hero Stalker—is a Wayne. And there’s a new Robin. This... deeply bothers Marinette. Why? New Robin seeks her out and talks a lot like Hero Stalker. And has a too similar movement pattern and tells.

And wasnt Hero Stalker Tim from a rich but high on neglient at best family? Didnt that happen to Timothy Drake before ending up as a Wayne?

Her that puzzle peice was central to figuring this out and goddamnit. Frost, who hates gossip, told her to just look up the rich families with kids Hero Stalker’s age and see who looked like him and to leave from to his lab and antidotes already.

Frost accidently gave her the vital method to see if Hero Stalker was that dumb to be become Robin after Robin the Second (Jason) was brutally murdered. The answer was yes.

And now Marinette had a crisis. She knew Batman’s identity was Bruce Wayne. How? Tim calls Bruce his dad. New Robin slipped and called him dad. And Tim is New Robin since Tim is Hero Stalker and no one else came close to looking like Hero Stalker from the data pool which involved more hacking than she ever thought she would do.

Marinette, a child, figured out who Batman was by age 9 becuase his new Robin/former Stalker was too obviously himself. She is embarrassed on his behalf, and honestly debates asking Riddler to separate him and Bats in a non-lethal puzzle trap just to lecture him. Becuase what the fuck Hero Stalker! If she can figure it out, then everyone else can too! Probably(?) likely. Either way its bad!

She doesnt though... Riddler puts together she’s concerned for the new Robin, traps Bats in a different puzzle maze from Robin, who is stuck with a grounded Marinette. Why was she grounded, easy. She got caught returning stolen jewlry on camera. It was punishment for failing basic stealth—always take out any witness.

And instead of pointing out she knows who Bats is, she tells him to work on a different persona since ‘i made you weeks ago. Its pretending to be someone you’re not completely is all. I have to do that around Maman and Papa all the time, and whenever i go out with anyone really. Up your secret identity game already!’

Riddler is busy with Bats and didnt do cameras. Why? “Im not redesiging a perfectly good grounding maze every time. They take time and i dint always have it. Its time economics Batman. I dont know what our lovely Princess said or did to your Robin. He’s fine though, see? No major injuries.”

Tim relized Marinette knew Hero Stalker was batman’s new Robin. This meant one thing—he could still help her and the RKC now! Why? He knew even if they made him out, they want to help people and never be like their parents, duh. And if they added to his budding information network with incredibly accurate information so long as he didnt rat them out to Batman, its fine.

Afterall, Pixie Pop wants to help poeple and is working the rouges into vigilantes to help more than hurt, and is doing a great job of it for the most part. So if Pixie Pop is Princess who’s the maybe kryptonian and her powers align with that theory, so what? Superman has an heir already and a bio!son too, apparently. Lois didnt tell him since they werent together then and yeah. So really, Superman didnt need another kid, and Pixie Pop didnt want another dad—“i have Papa and Father and now four of my friends’ dads in Paris called dibs on partial custody. I have more dads than i need for a quartet. That is far too many dads and i refuse to get another one!”

Then Marinette is talking to Alix and finds out about an old director at the Lourve her dad knew, Diana Prince. Marinette was working on a Wonder Woman inspired outfit, and knew her history of Wonder Woman thank you. Its just...

Wonder Woman appeared just after Miss Prince Left. And from the videos Alix sent of her new hero, she was terrifyingly similar to Wonder Woman. Not only did they look alike and have the same hair style preference, it was the same face if she did facial recognition with Markov, her robot son with Max. Then there was gait, generao stances and how she interacted with men and women so differently as both people and damnit. Same person.

She curses Hero Staker Tim for this. She now has to hide two hero identities. Why her?

The third was debatably Ivy and Harley’s fault, but defiantely still Tim’s. Why? He was the one that got her hooked on Barry Allen’s cases, and pointing out that he didnt see meta as bad or evil but as people who can be good or be civilians peacefully. That, she needed that with how much vitrol she had to swallow about her powers indirectly from everywhere but her school and some parts of Gotham.

In her defense, she is a nerd here. A nerd. So realizing the The Flash is also the forensics guy from Central City that she kinda follows on all her social medias, watches the cases of unfold, and knows has a reputation for being late a lot like her but is still well liked. So she may fangirl about his cases with Hero Stalker erm. Tim now, still.

And if one day she managed to pout at her father enough to get him to agree to let her go with Harley and Ivy to Central City for a few days to see the meta museum they just opened up (technically the Flash Museum, but Marinette didn’t care. It was focused on metas not being horrible and that meant a lot to her scared, meta closeted butt).

And then her favorite forensic investigator, The Barry Allen, shows up? Best day ever. He’s nice! And concerned about how much of his cases she knows. Its not her fault this time though! Hero Stalker—Tim—sent her a case of his that went cold and she liked his science and yeah. New hero added to her listpersonal heroes list.

Harley isn’t even mad, just amused as Marinette fangirls over someone that isnt her and Barry has no clue how to respond as a tiny child know him as Barry Allen and thinks he’s awesome? Why?? He is happy but so confused and Iris is dying until Marinette cites cases that she shouldnt know about and tiny child why, how, when and where did you get that information!

The only answer is a friend likes cold cases and has no qualms hacking to find interesting ones, if he’s stumped then Marinette (Jill Smith mr. allen sir!) gets to try. And she is good at it since she can ask an officer in France (officer Raincomprix) about logistical things, common error margins and then puzzle it all out herself from there.

Somewhere she mentions absently that her mom doesnt like her science-y side since her dad was a bad person and liked science but she still likes learning and helping, even if the family buisness is food and service and they want her to either take over or become a designer. She’s thinking maybe for people woth disabilites so she can do more mental work and toy with hiw things bend and move and such.

Iris and Barry are ConcernedTM and debating how to get custody, or get her away from her mom or both. Probably both—no science allowed for a clear science obssessed kid is a red flag for bith of them that somethinf is very wrong. Harley and Ivy wave it off as “trust us, her mom aint budging.”

then the Flash is needed because of some gorilla—Marinette was more focused on an outfit on display and muttering over aerodynamics and friction. Barry is Concerned (smart kid, likes helping, potentially a league ally?) before he bolts, determined to get more on her when he returns and possibly see if he can get cps involved.

Marinette only notices that her hero moving so fast and oh god she did it again damnit! That was superspeed. And only one speedster had similiar measurements, the Flash.

She cant even tell Hero Stalker now because he’s Robin and the Justice League would Flip if they knew she knew 3 of their hero’s identities. She just hit her head and said “i did it again!” Harley pats her head while Marinette burrows into her because why is she a danger to the Justice League and secret identities! She doesnt want to be or to know damnit!

Tim sneezes in the distance and wonders who’s talking about him behind his back this time. He messages batgirl about this bad feeling he has and she laughs it off as the boy developing Batman’s paranoia.

Her Fourth solve was Green Arrow. It was an accident! She swears. She just saw oliver queen with a bow and arrow in a video shooting. and noticed he had a very distinct and familiar style to someone but not who. Then compared it to various archers as her brain was nagging. Then saw a green arrow video and cursed herself again then Tim five more times.

She sent a message to Rose asking why she’s a danger to all secret identities. Rose tells her it is her curse for being too damn smart and not leaving things alone.

Marinette tries reallly hard not to figure out the next one. But really, it should have been an earlier solve and she’s mad at herself for missing it for so long, even if it was more aviodance than denial.

Admittedly this one should have been an earlier solve, but she was very little when she found out about the surgery and everything and it was uncomfortable damnit! So she did what any reasonable child would. Ignore it. Then she went over the file to see if maybe she could possibly target parts of the kyptonian DNA in her to weaken it. And saw who the intended donor was, Clark Kent, a reporter that has impossible luck with big hero scoops, is never injured or rescued, and never been sick. He also looks like... one quick photoshop of his glasses onto superman with a clothing change and she sees her usual disguise technique on goddamn superman. She is overwhelmed with this as ‘oh god superman will kidnap me if he finds out!’ And hides from him whenever he’s in the region—be it France or Gotham.

Her friends think its hilarious, Marinette feels sick from it. She doesnt like this and is genuinely scared for her life and family’s safety now. And we all know how nervous marinettes are.

If at one point batman tried to talk to her on patrol and somewhat suceeded. As in, she spoke beofre bolting.

“I didnt figure out who boyscout and amazon and boltbrain and arrowhead are! Or you and the batfam! Bye!!!!” Yes, clearly Marinette can lie very well.

Batman sees through it and feels sick. He forces a league meeting asap and fills them in.

“this kid put five of our identities together and cant even lie. We need to recruit them.”

“Batman, is this that kid KF mentioned to me?”

Batman nodded. Flash sighed. “Okay. We are on a manhunt for a kid kyptonian that is terrified of all of us, very smart, and may have an active gotham villain as a parent. And somehow knows me and—wait. bats, do you have any pics of your rogues in civilian clothing? I need to test a theory...”

A few minutes later and “oh my god that little kid i met as a civilian figured me out!”

A few days later Flash finds her by acccident as a civilian kid in broad daylight on her own in Central. He doesnt show he knows she knows, And finds out she’s waiting for her babysitter to finish a class.

Flash just asks about a case he put together as Barry Allen that she might know about and...

“Uh, mr. Flash? Why are you asking me? The lead florensics was Barry Allen.”

He tries insulting Barry Allen—he’s late and sloppy and—

only for Marinette to defend him to the death. “He’s late because he stays up late working on other cases. Appearances and organizational skills arent what matters with his expertise mr. flash! He even foghts for metas to have their circumstances and powers impact on them considered dueing sentencing!”

Flash is very touched and shocked. only then he manages to get out of her that where she lives (france) being meta is a life sentence to “a living zombie And jail-time for being born a lot, even if it is t in normal prisons. And you know what? Mr. Allen stated so many times that you need to contextualize powers and abilities and intent in his testimonies for meta cases. Back home youre put in prison for defending yourself...” she tugs at her sleeve here.

“Maman screamed at me when she found out a few kids were getting stalked and i helped out and someone got it on tape. Not becuase my powers showed or anything—father made a treatment so they dont, well, they stay off when i use them and follow all the behavior and environmental rules so they cant put me in one of the centers. But she, she’s stills cared someone will try to check me for abilities back in France, and that she’ll lose me. She doesnt always realize i have them until things like that happen...”

Flash is desperately trying not to adopt her. Wally would love a little sister, and Superman has enoguh kids, Bats does too. he is oreventing arrow form having another one as she’s powered and that isnt a good when working with Green Arrow unless the meta is his girlfriend. And the girl loves science—come on!

batman, Green Arrow, Wonder Woman and Superman heard the Feance bit over comms and suddenly it hit them that the kid could be in danger for existing and that an entire country villified being meta to an extreme. That the girl is in hiding and probably using an alias constantly. Batman mentally adopted her ages ago and is now in Worried Dad mode like Flash and apparently Superman was falling into it too. Wonder Woman is in righteous rage mode and ready to fight france herself if she has to—no imprisoning metas for being metas!

Flash decided to be direct since he knew she trusted him as Mr. Allen and knows he’s Flash.“So, am i allowed to know which powers you have?”

Marinette shook her head, visbily distressed and floating skightly. “If, if they ever find out i cant. I cant risk Maman and Papa and Father. I dont know everything but Father only started being a good person after the, the incident where he had to go into witness protection. Maman is dead as far as a lot of people are concerned, or she never existed. Papa doesnt know about any of it. I cant. I cant risk what they worked for by being outted.”

Flash is very concerned. “Thats a lot of pressure to put in yourself, especially at your age.”

marinette didnt make eye contact then. “I have to. If i dont people can connect dots and dashes and blips. Father says its easy for him too and that possibilities are just what we’re both hardwired for but. But i shouldn’t catch as many as i do—my teachers keep saying i need to dial it back and stop catching on so fast and blurting it all out but, i just...” marientte is visibly drowning under the pressure to act not-meta and keep her family safe.

“Sounds like youre a real smart kid.”

“Smart kids dont get caught.” She meant herself with her jewlry returns, Flash thought she meant the JL, and tried to redirect the conversation.

If the JL was out then...

“If you cant tell me, can you at least tell me you have someone to talk to about these things?”

“Auntie Quinn and Rose. Rose doesnt like you guys though.”

Flash laughed a little at that. “Alright, fair enough. Who made her mad? Was it arrow?”

“Batman.” Marinette frowning as she said the enxt bit. “Something about her being given to someone that should never be allowed bear children? She rants a lot so i cant always keep up.”

Batman internally bangs his head against a table. Outwardly, he says “Ivy’s daughter, rose. That girl, she’s the Princess.”

The assemebled winced. They all pushed for Rose to be sent toback to her mother, Ivy, since they didnt trust her with any available mentor and Ivy was usually a low ranking Gotham eco-terrorist pacified by wayne gardens and green initiatives. Apprently Rose has a lot of sway over the Princess too.

Marinette changes the conversation while. Waiting for her babysitter, Ghoul, to leave class. She needs a distraction from her situation that the Flash was willing to give her.

“Can i look at the case again? Something doesnt add up... there! See? Its close to the Speedsters that leave marks at those angles but only if they really mess with the speed force and the spacetime continuum! But theres no evidence of that, its a lightning meta, Possibly using it to teleport since no one came in or out on camera. Its a slight angle and all but...”

Flash decides Marinette will join the Justice League one day or so help him! He also decides to target france’s anti-meta policies and possibly kidnap Marinette.

The League isnt letting him. But he has a fan of Barry Allen who is handling Gotham’s criminals and beign given slack by them... albeit also raised by in-part. But the girl has a strong moral compass that is a lot like most of League’s so.

He’s fighting Bats for custody on principle. His fangirl, he has dibs!

Dont know why it ended up with Flash becoming a ‘Marinette is my daughter now’ person but why not? Wally would like her as a sister, probably.

Marinette blames all of this and the future consequences on Tim. She hates her vanishing freind for this.

#maribat #bio!dad au #bio!dad strange #marinette strange dupain cheng #accidental secret identity solves #my au #my ideas #justice league is trying to get mari and there will be a custody battle #not just between heroes and rogues #but each other becuase yep. too many claims #wait until she gets tikki and diana throws her hat into the mentor ring

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hermanosreyes · 6 years ago

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Dating Angel and it being soft but also constantly putting him in his place because he needs it would include...

angel ignacio reyes but pronouncing angel in spanish because then he knows he’s really in big fucking trouble

next level: pausing between each name with the pause giving him insight to how much he fucked up

if the pauses are too long you wont even get to the end of ignacio before he’s over there trying to kiss you and cuddle you into forgiving him

“if you really think this is going to work...” you start as it 100% works because once he puts his arms around you it’s over tbh

but you have the same effect on him if not more so like when he’s mad and pacing around cussing up a fucking storm because of something that happened all you need to do is reach out to touch his arm and he’s already letting out a breath he didn’t know he was holding

calming him down after he finds out about ez and after he goes to talk to felipe and honestly just massaging his shoulders and talking him down as he’s slowly loosening his fists that he’s making

calming him down, kissing his neck but whispering to remind him that no matter what, ez was his brother and he was going to have to stand by him regardless and honestly just talking sense into him

lowkey defending ez because you know he can’t defend himself in this situation and you’re the only person he’ll listen to

being angel’s voice of reason, him putting his hands up and being like “in my defense you left me to my own devices and you know that’s not a good idea” as you shoot him death glares

“you’re too fucking smart for your own good reyes” and him getting all flustered then trying to act not flustered only to get more flustered because you think he’s smart and hearing it from you makes it that much more like meaningful idk

thinking that when you’re on the phone with him when he’s around the club and getting him to say that he loves you is going to be like pulling teeth

but he’s the one to jump on it like he’d be like ‘i love you so much, corazon. i’ll see you when i get home, okay? if you need anything call me and i’ll be there in heartbeat... i love you”

and you’re just like over the fucking moon

i mean do the guys make fun of him? at first maybe?? primarily just coco but like they see that’s he’s completely head over heels for you so most of the time they’re just like rolling their eyes and like come on, romeo

what is the the go to thing the guys make fun of? angel being fucking whipped. like whenever they see your name pop up on the phone or your car pulling in and he rushes out of his seat to go get you they’re already making the cracking whip sounds

lets be real coco has an app on his phone that makes the cracking whip sounds and angel’s like yeah whatever fuck you guys because he AINT GONNA DARE DENY IT

you shaking your head and giving them warning glare that’s like okay ahah but cool it to which coco just chuckles and shakes his head

because they know damn well you’ll put them in their place too but like also they’re gambling with not having good like actually cooked food for the rest of the week

taking care of angel and the club because no matter how much you have to put them in their place and remind them not to make dumb ass decisions you still love them

hugs from behind from angel like 24/7, telling you how fucking beautiful you are and good lord

humming under your breath “what do you want reyes” but really knowing this is just him tbh

okay but him taking his TIME WITH YOU when you’re in the bedroom if you think this mf worships the ground you walk on regularly just YOU WAIT

just him being as much of a fan if not more so of giving then receiving oral everyone can fight me

lowkey having a hard time sleeping if you’re not next to him or he doesn’t feel some of your weight on him

the gentle passionate kisses, the kind where his lips chase yours because he can’t deal with them not being on yours

falling asleep on his lap on the couch during late nights at the clubhouse where he’s trying to figure shit out and he looks down at you and that’s when he realizes that everythings going to be okay

could you imagine him raising his voice if someone’s being too fucking loud only to wake you up and then getting upset and you just give him a sleepy kiss and are like “amor, calm down, it’s fine” and snuggling into him

being 1000% honest with you and telling you everything when you’re laying in bed together in the middle of the night just thinking

holding his hand, bringing it up to your face to kiss the back of his hand gently when you feel him starting to get tense or anxious

la bendicion which is like you know when he did the sign of the cross on himself... that but you to him and just like you’re blessing him and it’s cute okay sue me

angel thinking he would never settle down but now not being able to imagine anything else

felipe loving you because you’re the only one that can talk any sense into his hard ass headed kid

and so much more bye

#mayans mc #mayans #mayans mc imagine

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thenixkat · 5 years ago

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Animorphs notes: Megamorphs 2

Megamorphs 2

Marco 1

Saw something on the news and mentioned it to the others leading to everyone in a storm trying to breathe in dolphin morph

Of course its not like sharks need to breath air and might be better in some cases

Marco uses humor to cope

Rainy day

So why are the animorphs getting involved with a sunken nuclear sub?

Marco wants to go out of his way to save people again.

Him and Rachel are like the most likely on the team to become superheros

Or they could put their stuff in a bag and bury it on the beach instead of putting things in the trash?

How exactly do these guys plan on rescuing people?

Cassie 1

Everybody morphs dolphin

They find the sub

Jake 1

Ah yes the plan to kidnap an officer. Totally would have no negative reprocussions

Can’t just act in a weird and obvious manner to direct people to the sub

Sometimes dolphins help people, sometimes dolphins kill people. Its a rulette game as to whichever a dolphin is more interested in at the moment

The writter makes a comment on war and nukes

A nuke goes off and instead of being vaporised by the light the kids get transported through time and space for some reason

Rachel 1

One of these days a kid is gonna get trapped in morph when they’re uncoincious

Cassie’s the only one who had any injuries from the fucking nuke going off

Why is there a volcano over there? There shouldn’t be volcanoes where they are

Rachel watches the Magic Schoolbus

That’s not how plesiosaurs work and you could never mistake them for a whale even with sonar

Ax is smug about those not being whales

Tobias 1

Why the hell are fucking plesiosaurs intered in them in the first place?

Tobias got vored by something big enough to swallow a 10ft at least dolphin whole

This is causing me pain

Rachel got vored by something that can fit 2 ten or so foot dolphins inside its stomach

Looked it up and yeah no, plesiosaurs were def known to not have flexible necks by the time this was written

No that can’t be an ichthyosaur b/c they’re gone by this point in the Cretaceous and the on ly ones that big were likely FILTER FUCKING FEEDERS

Random ass gulper eel dolphin sea monster

Rachel decides that morphing is the best idea in the stomach

Tobias morphs too

Jake 2

Ax doesnt get to have a turn yet what a surprise

Cassie says they should try to rescue Rachel and Tobias, Jake says thats a fucking dumb idea and he’s right

Jake is pissed at people getting themselves eaten and Cassie coming up with dumb fucking idea

There should actually be some seagull like dinosaurs but I think those were discovered much later than these were written

Kids finally put 2 and 2 together and realized that they aint in Kansas anymore

They havent actually put togther the gone back in time bit yet

Jake and the writer seem to be under the impression that dolphins have no natural defenses

They are almost there in realizing what happened

Cassie 2

Still no fucking Ax narration

THESE KIDS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

Sauropods did not leave elephant like foot prints. At all

Nope not figured it out yet

Cassie, you should know that whales can’t swallow whole full gown dolphins

Cassie almost gets eaten by a crocodilian and these kids still haven’t fucking figured it out

Wait a minute. Grass doesn’t exist in this time period

Also Cassie should know better. Herbivores can and will fuck you up with little provication

They finally figured it out

I see we have movie monster Tyrannosaurs

Rachel 2

Wow Ax really doesnt have any rights does he?

...that’s not how anatomy

Bears are not herder to digest than dolphins

This is hurting ,me

Tobias everything you said aside from the hadrosaurs was pure bullshit

Rachel thinks the dinosaur angle is rediculous

Tobias 2

Tobias you have a fucking hork-bajir morph you utter dumbass

Wow Tobias is bad at morphing, he can’t even get rid of his injuries

Tobias gets to be extra useless and cause Rac hel pain by haveing to perch on her

Grass doesnt exist in this time period

There was a gradual decline in the late Cretaceous of nonavien dinosaurs, the asteroid was the last nail in the coffin

T. rex was just another animal not not much more dangerous than say a lion, just bigger

Marco 2

Ax doesnt get to narrate I guess

There is no reason for the tyrannosaur to be chasing them it just made a fucking kill

They aren’t even the right size to be worth the fucking effort either

Marco almost gets eaten and is saved by Ax who papercuts the thing to death

Ax 1

Yeaaaah Ax vs Tyrannosaur should not end in victory for Ax

I flatout don’t belive this rediculousness and my suspension of disbelife died several chapters ago

Ax is fucking shook that worked

Ok good Ax was very very fucking lucky that worked and not gonna try that again

No, Ax, no that is not scientificly possible b/c theres no fucking dna in the fucking fossiles they are bone and other shit shaped rocks

When the fuck did Cassie get any survival skills? Did she decide to brush up after the Karen incident

Well we have ‘I will survive this with or without you’!Cassie today

Yall could actually morph Ax and have your own andalite tails. Or fucking morph hork-bajir

Rachel 3

Grass still doesnt exist yet

At no point did rachel think to escue some modesty and make wraps for her feet

Rachel suggests that Tobias morph human, even perminatly

He is very shit at morphing

I guess he expects that he’s got days to live as a wounded bird over anything else he could fucking morph

Rachel refuses to fucking make it known that she’s suffering

In what fucking world does that description matach a triceratops

Also deinonychus, not around at the end of the cretaceous

Deinonychus is about almost 3 ft tall at hip and a ft longer than that

Naked ass ones at that

Them going after them at least makes sense

Cassie 3

Camping and eating tyrannosaur meat

Gonna sleep in shifts

People keep forgetting that they have hork-bajir morphs which are amazing and also that they could just aquire Ax

Tobias 3

Nothing about the majority of large dromaeosaurs suggests that they’re fast. The opposite actually. Ambush predators not chasers.

Tobias and Rachel split up

Tobias and the writers forgot about wing assisted incline running and the fact that raptors can fucking climb if the have to

Tobias drops on one and aquires it

Tobias 4?

This is going with the not-dynonicus being diurnal for some reason

Tobias lost control of the morph and will probably attack Rachel

Jake 3

The rock that was the final nail for the dinos is estableshed bvery firmly\

Stampede

And a nother tyrannosaur

Jake trips and falls when it matters most

Rachel 4

Tobias is really serious about not identifying as human

Rachel tries to reach him over smashing the lead raptor

Jake 4

Jake gets vored by the tyrannosaur whole even tho it was already eating bigger more interesting prey

Jake aquires the thing and starts morphing imediately

That tyrannosaur broke its fucking tail

Everyone aquires the injured dinosaur

Marco 3

Marcos not happy and everyone misses Rachel

More travel

Ax says the flash of light that started the stampede was artifical

Did Ax just say he can see ultraviolet and infrared

They find an alien city

Tobias 5

Tobias is bitching about Rachel still being mad that he gutted her

Neither of them are healing their injuries for no good reason

Ew, Tobias gross.

Rachel has a raptor morph now

Rachel isn’t a coherent person when hrungy and tired

Why are there coconut trees? They dont exist yet

Rachel eats a not coconut

No. That is not a fucking spinosaurus. Spino is fucking African and didn’t live at the same time as T.rex

Tobias metally calls Rachel stupid

Rachel 5

This is really fucking poorly reserched

And lo an alien:

And that's when I noticed the other creature step smoothly out from the

bushes.

It walked on two legs. It was rough-textured, like it had really chapped

skin. It was reddish in color. It had two big eyes and a small mouth,

all of the same reddish-rust hue. It stood about eight feet tall. It was

carrying a weapon.

The creature gazed curiously at us with what seemed to be eyes, although

they were mere indentations in its face. From its head a pair of

antennae, flexible as whips, grew and began waving toward us.

The alien calls dibs on the dinosaurs and speaks Fucking English

The nesk

The nesk is a pile of antlike creatures

Anmd really Rachel just fucking escalate things to outright violence

Cassie 4

Cassie suggests that they just go see who the aliens are

And that Jake stay behind b/c she doesnt want to loose more people

The alien city:

We flew toward the shining city in the valley. With osprey eyes I could see much more clearly. I saw buildings that rose in steep, smooth sweeps, like they'd grown from the bedrock. Windows were stuck in odd locations, some aiming out, others more like skylights. And there were fields planted with green and arranged in neat circles instead of rows.

The aliens themselves:

As we got closer, I could see creatures of some sort. They looked a little like large - very large - crabs. Only with shells in a wild array of colors, deep blue, spring green, orange. And while on one side there was something very much like a large pincer, on the other side there was a pair of hands.

Crab people

TRhe kids are attacked by naked pterosaurs

Tobias 6

Wow its almost like starting a fight with an unknown party can go wrong

The ship:

The ground beside me exploded, like it had been ripped by an invisible

plow. I jumped. Another plow mark just behind me! I saw movement. And

there, racing toward us across the plain, was a gleaming, silver craft.

Maybe twice the size of a Bug fighter, but shaped like an elongated

pyramid, long end forward.

The nesk herd Rachel and Tobias away from their claimed territory

Ah they’re falling over the cliff of the mercora city

Jake 5

Daring mid air antics and the team is reunited

Also a force field wich is smart\

Ax is tired of having to be the info guy

At least its not a killer forcefield like the kind that yeerks use

The mercora introduce themselves

Ax 2

Ax and his andalite bullshit

More of the mercora:

There were three of the creatures. They moved upon seven legs. Four on

one side, three on the other. To make matters worse, the four

legs were larger than the three. So they scuttled sideways in the

direction of the small legs.

They stood about half the height of a tall human, and seven or eight

feet wide.

On the side with the four big legs, there was a sort of three-way pincer

claw. It looked very powerful. It looked like the sort of thing I would

not want to have to fight against.

On the other side, the weak side, there were two arms similar to my own,

but even stronger than human arms. The arms ended in long, tapered,

delicate fingers.

There were a lot of eyes. They kept opening and shutting, one or two or

three at a time. They were each hidden beneath tiny trap doors in the

Mercora's exoskeleton or shell. Eyes were forever appearing and

disappearing. It was very, very distracting.

Which is a cool design

They talk in thought speak

Just b/c humans in the future don’t know about the mercora doesnt mean they left or were destroy you dumb fucks

Marco 4

The mercora healed Tobias, gave everyone food, a place to stay and even offered to make them soem clothes

The crabs wear clothing or at least make it

And they have force field furniture

Also that’s not how broccli works

Marco makes a vore joke about the mecora

Really Cassie?

The mercora are herbivores

All you have is the mecoras’ word on that and they are in direct conflict with the nesk

And so what if they’re scavengers?

Very rarely but sometimes Cassie has a valid point

Ax 3

Ax is still kinda specist

Hmm I wonder why the mercora aprove? Its not like they can have an alterior motive here

And the mercora are going to help

Ax is very lonely in genera;

Cassie 5

The writers are fucking awesomebros

And they can’t control the morphs

Cassie gets wounded by a ceratopsian

Jake 6

What? We were just with Cassie oh forget it

Jake is suicidally confidant that Cassie wouldn’t eat him

Apparently Jake is right

Cassie freaks out

Ax 3

Tobias keeps being wrong.

The nesk have thought speak detectors

Tobias 7

They group steal an explosive and destroy the nesk ships

Rachel 6

The nesk retaliate very effectively

Ax calls for back up

TRachel throws herself around to draw away fire from the others

The mercora attempt a rescue and loose a ship

Culture:

The Mercora saucer picked us up, us and our little nuke. But they were a

grim, depressed bunch of aliens. It was hard to tell at first. But then

I noticed that each of them was minus one of their smaller legs. There

were just oozing stumps.

"What happened to your legs?" I asked. But even as the words were out of

my mouth, I saw the limbs in the corner. They were laid out on a

brightly colored cloth which was draped over a shelf. There was

something ceremonial about it. Almost religious.

<Can you explain the meaning of this?> Ax asked politely.

<We must make the sacrifice of pain. The legs will regenerate, but those

we honor will not,> the Mercora pilot said. <This is a symbol. It speaks

to our spirit's pain, by echoing it in physical pain.>

"They did this for the Mercora who were in the other ship?" Jake asked.

<For those who were in both ships,> the pilot said. <To be killed is a

sadness. To kill is a sin.>

Jake says the they owe the mercora for saving them

Fuck you Tobias

Tobias 8

Tobias this is premeditated murder

The nesk have decided to leave the earth

The mercora claim that the nesk altered the path of the meteor

They want to use the bomb to save themselves

Cassie 6

Fuck you Tobias

You need to be held accountable for this shit

Its almost like the vast majority of things to ever live never leave any fucking fossils you nit

This bastard is really trying to justify himself like this is anyway defensible

Fuck you Tobias, you get to join Cassie and Jake in the bin of fucking terrible people

Jake 7

Oh what you little bitch babies can’t handle the consequences?

Tobias deserves his unhappines and eventual death

Cassie 7

Cassie at least decides to bear witness to their crime

CVassie saw the time pass

No good reason given why they can’t retain those morphs

Tobias needs to pay for his shit

#nix reads animorphs #animorphs #this was very poorly reserched #and tobias deserves his suffering

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cute-aggression-9 · 6 years ago

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I hate the fucking world, to many god damn fuckers it in. to many thoughts about societies all wrapped up together in this place called AMERICA. everyone has their own god damn opinions on every damn thing and you may be saying "well what makes you so different?". because I have something only me and V have, SELF AWARENESS, Call it exortenstiolism or whatever the fuck u want. we know what are to this world and what everyone else is. we learn more than what caused the civil war and how to simplify quadratics in school. we have been watching you people. we know what you think and how you act, all talk and no actions. people who are said to be brave or couragous are usually just STUPID then they say later that they did it on purpose cause they are brave when they did on fucking accident. GOD everything is so corrupt and so filled with opinions little and points of view and peoples' own little agendas and shedules. this isnt a world anymore, its H.O.E. and [no]one knows it. self awareness is a wonderful thing. I know I will die soon, so will you and everyone else. maybe will we be lucky and a comet will smash us back to day 1. people say it is immoral to follow others, they say be a leader. well here is a fuckin news flash for you stupid shits, everyone is a follower! everyone who says they arent a follower and then dresses diff. or acts diff. ... They got that from something they saw on TV or in film or in life. no originality, how many JO MAMMA jokes are there and how many do u think are original and not copied. KEINE. Its a fucking filthy place we live in. all these standards and laws and Great Expectations (webb) are making people into robots even though they might "think" they arent and try to deny it. no matter how hard they try to NOT copy someone I still AM! except for this fucking piece of paper right here, and B.T.W spelling is stupid unless I say. I say spell it how it sounds, it's the fuckin easiest way. hey try this sometime, when someone tells you something, ask "why?" eventually they will be stumped and cant answer anymore. thats because they only know what they need to know in society and school, not real life science. they will end up saying words to this "because! Just shut up!" people that only know stupid facts that arent important should be shot, what fucking use are they. NATURAL SELECTION. KILL all retards, people w/ brain fuck ups, drug adics, people cant figure out to use a fucking lighter. GEEEAWD! people spend millions of dollars on saving the lives of retards, and why. I don't buy that shit like "oh hes my son though!" so the fuck what, he aint normal, kill him, put him out his misery. he is only a waste of time and money, then people say "But he is worth the time, he is human too" no he isnt, if he was then he would swalow a bullet cause he would realize what a fucking waste and burden he was. -- 4/10/98 as I said before, self awareness is a wonderful thing. I know what all you fuckers are thinking and what to do to piss you off and make you feel bad. I always try to be different, but I always end up copying someone else. I try to be a mixture of different things and styles but when I step out of myself I end up looking like others or others THINK I am copying. One big fucking problem Is people telling me what to fuckin do, think, say, act, and everything else. Ill do what you say IF I feel like it. But people (I.E. parents, cops, God, teachers) telling me what to [arrow points to do, think, say, act, and everything else] just makes me not want to fucking do it! thats why my fucking name is REB!!! no one is worthy of shit unless I say they are, I feel like GOD and I wish I was, having everyone being OFFICIALLY lower than me. I already know that I am higher than almost anymore in the fucking welt in terms of universal Intelligence and where we stand in the universe compared to the rest of the UNIV. and if you think I dont know what Im talking about then you can just "ßUCK DICH" and saugen mein Hund! Isnt america supposed to be the land of the free? how come, If im free, I cant deprive a stupid fucking dumbshit from his possessions If he leaves then sitting in the front seat of his fucking van out in plain sight and in the middle fucking nowhere on a Fri fucking day night. NATURAL SELECTION. fucker should be shot. same thing with all those rich snotty toadies at my school. fuckers think they are higher than me and everyone else with all their $ just because they were born into it? Ich denk NEIN. BTW, "sorry" is just a word. it doesnt mean SHIT to me. everyone should be put to a test. an ULTIMATE DOOM test, see who can survive in an environtment using only smarts and military skills. put them in a doom world. no authority, no refuge, no BS copout excuses. If you cant figure out the area of a triangle or what "cation" means, you die! if you cant take down a demon w/ a chainsaw or kill a hell prince w/ a shotgun, you die! fucking snotty rich fuckheads [Censored by J.C.Sheriff Office] who rely on others or on sympathy or $ to get them through life should be put to this challenge. plus it would get rid of all the fat, retarded, crippled, stupid, dumb, ignorant, worthless people of this world. no one is worthy of this planet only me and who ever I choose. there is just no respect for anything higher than your fucking boss or parent. everyone should be shot out into space and only the people I saw should be left behind. 4/12/98 ever wonder why we go to school? besides getting a so called education. its not to obvious to most of you stupid fucks but for these who think a little more and deeper you should realize it. its societies way of turning all the young people into good little robots and factory workers thats why we sit in desks in rows and go by bell schedules, to get prepared for the real world cause "thats what its like". well god damit no it isnt! one thing that seperates us from other animals is the fact that we can carry on actual thoughts. so why don't we? people go on day by day. rutine shit. why cant we learn in school how we want to. why cant we sit on desks and on shelves and put our feet up and relax while we learn? cause thats not what the "real world is like" well hey fuckheads, there is no such thing as an actual "real world". its just another word like justice, sorry, pity, religion, faith, luck and so on. we are humans. if we dont like something we have the fucking ability to change! but we dont, atleast U dont. I would. U just whine/bitch thoughtout life but never do a goddamn thing to change anything. "man can eat, drink, fuck, and hunt and anything else he does is madness" - Based on Lem's quote. boy oh fuckin boy is that true. when I go NBK, and people say things like, "oh it was so tragic," or "oh he is crazy!" or "It was bloody!" I think, so the fuck what, you think thats a bad thing? just because your mommy and daddy told you blood and violence is bad, you think its a fucking law of nature? wrong, only science and math are true, everything, and I mean everyfuckingthing else is man made. my doctor wants to put me on medication to stop thinking about so many things and to stop getting angry. well, I think that anyone doesnt like me is just bullshitting themselves. try it sometime if you think you are worthy, which you probly will you little shits, drop all your beliefs and views and ideas that have been burned into your head and try to think about why your here. but I bet most of you fuckers cant even think that deep, so that is why you must die. how dare you think that I and you are part of the same species when we are sooooooo different. you arent human you are a Robot. you dont take advantage of your capabilites given to you at birth. you just drop them and hop onto the boat and headdown the stream of life with all the other fuckers of your type. well god damit I wont be a part of it! I have thought to much, realized to much, found out to much, and I am to self aware to just stop what I am thinking and go back to society because what I do and think isnt "right" or "morally accepted" NO, NO, NO GOD FUCKING DAMIT NO!I will sooner die than betray my own thoughts. but before I leave this worthless place, I will kill who ever I deam unfit for anything at all. especially life. and i fyou pissed me off in the past, you will die if I see you. because you might be able to piss off others and have it eventually all blow over, but not me. I dont forget people who wronged me. like [Censored by J.C. Sheriff Office] he will never get a chance to read this because he will be dead by me before this is discovered -- 4/21/98 The human race sucks. human nature is smuthered out by society, jobs, and work and school. instincts are deleted by laws. I see people say things that contradict themselves, or people that dont take any advantage to the gift of human life. they waste their minds on memorizing the stats of every college basketball player or how many words should be an a report when they should be using their brain on more important things. the human race isnt worth fighting for anymore. WWII was the last war worth fighting and was the last time human life and human brains did any good any made us proud. now, with the government having scandals and conspiracies all over the fucking place and lying to everyone all the time and with worthless pointless mindless discraceful TV shows on (scratched out) and with everyone ub-fucking-sessed with hollywood and beauty and fame and glamour and politics and anything famous, people just arent worth saving. Society may not realize what is happening but I have; you go to school, to get used to studying and learning how youre "supposed to" so that drains or filters out a little bit of human nature. but thats after your parents taught you whats right and wrong even though you may think differently, you still must to have more of your human nature blown out of your ass. society trys to make everyone act the same by burying all human nature and instincts. Thats what school, laws, jobs, and parents do If they realize it or not and them, the few who stick to their natural instincts are casted out as psychos or lunatics or strangers or just plain different. crazy, strange, weird, wild, these words are not bad or degrading.. if humans were let to live how we would naturaly it would be chaos and anarchy and the human race wouldnt probably last that long, but hey guess what, thats how its supposed to be!!!!! society and goverments are only created to have order and calmness, which is exactly the opposite of pure human nature. take away all your laws and morals and just see what you can do. if the goverment was one entity it would be thinking "hey, lets make some order here and calm these crazy fucks down so we can be constructive and fight other goverments in our own little so called self created "civilizied world" and get rid of all those damn insticts everyone has" well shit I'm to tired wright anymor tonight, so until next time, fuck you all -- 5/6/98 It has been confirmed, after getting my yearboook and watching people like [censored] and [censored] the human race isn't worth fighting for, only worth killing. give the Earth back to the animals, they deserve it infinitely more than we do. nothing means anything more, most quotes are worthless, especially the rearranged ones like "dont fight your enemies, make your enemies fight" you know, quotes that use the same phrase just rearranged, Dumbfuck shit [illegible] wear. its funny, people say "you shouldn't be so different." to me, and 1st I say fuck you dont tell me what I should and shouldn't be and 2ND mother fuckers different is good, I dont want to be like you or anyone which is almost impossible this day w/ all the little shits trying to be "original-copycats", I expect shits like you to criticize anyone who isnt one of your social words; "normal" or "civilized" - see tempest and Caliban. allyou degrading worthless shits. all caught up and brainwashed into the 90's society. "what? you AREN'T going to college, are you are crazy!" holy SHIT that is one fucking BIG Quote that just proves my point. step back and look at yourself fuckers, I dare you, maybe I'll get lucky and you'll step back to far like Nick in Elm3. w/ the same concequence. -- 5/9/98 wooh, different pen. HA! alright you pathetic fools listen up; I have figured it out. the human race strives for exellence in life and community always wanting to bring more =good= into the comm. and nulify =bad= things. anyone who thinks differently than the majority or the leaders is deamed "unusual" or weird or crazy. people want to be a part of something; a family, a service, a club, a union, a community, whatever. thats what humans want. who cares waht you as an individual thinks, you must do what you are told, whether it is jump of a bridge or drive on the right side of the road. protesters in the past protested because the human race that was dominant (Ghandi and the Brits or the king and the americans) wasnt working out = they had fault = they failed = their ideas didnt work. humans dont change that much, they only get better technology to do their work quicker/easier. people always say we shouldnt be racist. why not? Blacks ARE different, like it or not they are. they started on the bottom so why not keep em there. it took the centuries to convince us that they are equal but they still use their color as an excuse or they just discriminate us because we are white. Fuck you, we should ship yer black asses back to Afri-fucking-ca were you came from. we brought you here and we will take you back. America=White. Gays....well all gays, ALL gays, should be killed. mit keine fragen. lesbians are fun to watch if they are hot but still, its not human. its a fucking disease. you dont see bulls or roosters trying to fuck do you? no, I didn't think so. women you will always be under men. its been seen throughout nature, males are almost always doing the dangerous shit while the women stay back. its your animal instincts, deal with it or commit suicide, just do it quick. thats all for now. -- 5/20/98 If you recall your history the Nazis came up with a "final solution" to the Jewish problem... kill them all. well incase you havent figured it out yet, I say, "K I L L M A N K I N D" no one should survive. we all live in lies. people are saying they want to live in a perfect society, well utopia doesnt exist. It is human to have flaws. you know what, Fuck it. why should I have to explain myself to you survivors when half of the shit I say you shitheads wont understand and if you can then woopie fucking do. that just means you have something to say as my reason for killing. and the majority of the audience wont even understand my motives either! they'll say "ah, hes crazy, hes insane, oh well, I wonder if the bulls won." you see! it's fucking worthless! all you fuckers should die! DIE! what the fuck is the point if onlu some people see what I am saying, there will always be ones who dont, ones that are to dumb or naive or ignorrant or just plain retarded. If I cant pound it into every single persons head then it is pointless. fuck mercy fuck justic fuck morals fuck civilized fuck rules fuck laws... DIE manmade words...people think they apply to everything when they dont/cant. theres no such thing as True Good or True Evil, its all relative to the observer. its just all nature, chemistry, and math. deal with it. but since dealing with it seems impossible for mankind, since we have to slap warning labels on nature, then... you die. burn, melt, evaporate, decay, just go the fuck away!!!! YAAAAAH!!!! - 6/12/98- KEIN MITLEID "when in doubt, confuse the hell out the enemy" - Fly 9/2/98 wait mercy doesnt exist.... heres something to chew on....: today I saw a program on the discovery channel about satelites and radar and aircraft and stuff, and at the end of the show the narrator said some things that made me think "damn, we are so advanced, we kick ass, america is awesome, we have so many things in our military, we would kick anyones ass." for a minute I actually had some pride in our nation.... then I realized, "hey, this only the Good things that I am seeing here. only the Pros, not the cons. maybe thats what people see, only the Pros, and thats why they are under control. but me, I see all... you can only blind me for so long. but alas, I have realized that Yes, the human race is still indeed doomed. It just needs a few kick starts, like me, and hell, maybe even [censored]. If can whipe a few cities off the map, and even the fuckhead Holding the map, then great. hmm, just thinking if I want ALL humans dead or maybe just the quote-unquote "civilized, developed, and known-of" places on Earth. maybe leave little tribes of natives in the rain forest er something. hmm, I'll think about that. eh. done for tonight -REB- 6/13/98 As part of the human race, and having the great pleasure of being blessed with a brain, I can think. Humans can do whatever they want. There are no laws of nature that prevent humans from making choices. maybe from actually DOING some of those choices, but not from making the choice. If a man choosses to speed while driving home one day, then it is his fault for whatever happens. If he crashes into a school bus full of kidies and they all burn to death, its his fault. Its only a tragedy if you think it is, and then its only a tragedy in your own mind. so you shouldn't expect others to think that way also. it could also be a miracle for another person. maybe the bus stopped the car from plowing into a little old lady walking on the sidewalk. one could think it was a "miracle" that she wasnt hit. you see, anything and everything that happens in our world is just that, a HAPPENING. anything else is relative to the observer, but yet we try to have a "universal law" or "code" of what is good and bad and that just isnt fucking correct. we shouldn't be allowed to do that. we arent GODS. just because we are at the top of the food chain with our technology doesnt mean we can be "judges" of nature. sure we can think what we can think what we want, but you can "think" and "believe" you can judge people and nature all you want, but you are still wrong! why should your morals apply to everyone else. "morale" is just another word. and thats it. I think we are all a waste of natural resources and should be killed off, and since humans have the ability to choose... and I'm human... I think I will choose to kill and damage as much as nature allows me to so take that. fuck you, and eat napalm + lead! HA! only Nature can stop me. I know I could get shot by a cop after only killing a single person, but hey guess the fuck WHAT! I chose to kill that one person so get over it! Its MY fault! not my parents, not my brothers, not my friends, not my favorite bands, not computer games, not the media. IT is MINE! go shut the fuck up! -REB- 7/29/98 someones bound to say "what were they thinking?" when we go NBK or when we were planning it, so this what I am thinking. "I have a goal to destroy as much as possible so I must not be sidetracked by my feelings of sympathy, mercy, or any of that, so I will force myself to believe that everyone is just another monster from Doom like FH or FS or demons, so It's either me or them. I have to turn off my feelings." keep this is mind, I want to burn the world, I want to kill everyone except about 5 people, who I will name later, so If you are reading this you are lucky you escaped my rampage because I wanted to kill you. It will be very tricky getting all of our supplies, explosives, weaponry, ammo, and then hiding it all and then actually planting it all so we can achieve our goal. but if we get busted any time, we start killing then and there, just like Wilks from the AlIENS books, I aint going out without a fight. Once I finally start my killing, keep this in mind, there are probably about 100 people max in the school alone who I dont want to die, the rest, MUST FUCKING DIE! If I didnt like you or if you pissed me off and lived through my attacks, consider yourself one lucky god damn NIGGER. Pity that a lot of the dead will be a waste in someways, like dead hot chicks who were still bitches, they could have been good fucks. oh well, too fucking bad. life isnt fair... not by a long fuckin shot when Im at the wheel, too. God I want to torch and level everything in this whole fucking area but Bombs of that size are hard to make, and plus I would need a fuckin fully loaded A-10 to get every store on wadsworth and all the buildings downtown. heh, Imagine THAT ya fuckers, picture half of denver on fire just from me and Vodka. napalm on sides of skyscrapers and car garages blowing up from exploded gas tanks.... oh man that would be beautiful. -- 10/23/98 you know what, I feel like telling about lies. I lie a lot. almost constant. and to everybody, just to keep my own ass out of the water. and by the way (side note) I dont think I am doing this for attention, as some people may think. lets see, what are some big lies I have told; "yeah I stopped smoking," "for doing it not for getting caught," "no I'm havent been making more bombs," "no I wouldn't do that," and of course, countless of other ones, and yeah I know that I hate liers and I am one myself, oh fucking well. Its ok If I am a hypocrite, but no one else. because I am higher then you people, no matter what you say if you disagree I would shoot you And I am one racist mother fucker too, fuck the niggers and spics and chinks, unless they are cool, but sometimes they are so fucking retarded they deserve to be ripped on. some people go through life begging to be shot. and white fucks are just the same. if I could nuke the world I would, because so far I hate you all. there are probly around 10 people I wouldnt want to die, but hey, who ever said life is fair should be shot like the others too. - 11/1/98 heh heh heh. I sure had fun this weekend. lets see, what really happened. before going to the Rock n Bowl we stopped by King Soopers and one and [censored] picked up some big ass stoges. we then went to the Rock n Bowl and I had a few cigarettes and one of brand new cigars. we then went back to [censored] house where her mom had previousely bought us all a fuck load of liquor. personally I had asked for Tequilla and Irish cream, Vodka got his vodka, and there was beer, whiskey, schnopps, puckers, scotch and of course, orange juice! so we had some fun there playing cards and making drinks. we eventually made it to bed at about 5AM. got up at 10, went to safeway got some donouts and then I took Vodka home. the bottle of Tequilla is almost full and is in car, right by my spare tire and right by the bottle of irish cream. heh heh. I'll have to find a spot for those. and by the way, this nazi report is boosting my love of killing even more. like the early Nazi government, my brain is like a sponge, sucking up everything that sounds cool and leaving out all that is worthless, thats how Nazism was formed and thats how I will be too! 11/8/98 Fuck you Brady! all I want is a couple of guns, and thanks to your fucking bill I will probably not get any! come on, I'll have a clean record and I only want for personal protection. Its not like I'm some person who would go on a shooting spree.... fuckers. Ill probably end up nuking everything and fucking robbing some gun collectors house. Fuck, thatll be be hard. oh well, just as long as I kill a lot of fucking people. Everyone is always making fun of me because of how I look, how fucking weak I am and shit, well I will get you all back: ultimate fucking revenge here. you people could have shown more respect, treated me better, asked for my knowledge or guidence more, treated me more like senior, and maybe I wouldn't have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off. then again, I have always hated how I looked, I make fun of people who look like me, sometimes without even thinking sometimes just because I want to rip on myself. Thats where a lot of my hate grows from, the fact that I have practically no selfesteem, especially concerning girls and looks and such. therefore people make fun of me... constantly... therefore I get no respect and therefore I get fucking PISSED. as of this date I have enough explosives to kill about 100 people, and then if I get a couple bayonetts, swords, axes, whatever I'll be able to kill at least 10 more. and that just isnt enough! GUNS! I need guns! Give me some fucking firearms! 11/12/98 HATE! I'm full of hate and I Love it. I HATE PEOPLE and they better fucking fear me if they know whats good for em. yes I hate and I guess I want others to know it, yes I'm racist and I don't mind. Niggs and spics bring it on themselves, and another thing, I am very racist towards white trash p.o.s.s like [censored] and [censored] they deserve the hatred, otherwise I probly wouldnt hate them. Its a tragedy, the human nature of people will lead to their downfall. Peoples human nature will get them killed. whether by me or Vodka, Its happened before, and not just in school shootings like those pussy dumbasses over in Minnesota who squeeled. throughtout history, Its our fucking nature! I know how people are and why and I cant stand it! I love the nazis too... by the way, I fucking cant get enough of the swastika, the SS, and the iron cross. Hitler and his head boys fucked up a few times and it cost them the war, but I love their beliefs and who they were, what they did, and what they wanted. I know that form of gov couldn't have lasted long once the human equation was brought in, but damnit it sure looked good. every form of gov leads to downfalls, everything will always fuck up or yeah something. its all DOOMed god damnit. this is beginning to make me get in a corner. I'm showing too much of myself, my views and thoughts, people might start to wonder, smart ones will get nosey and something might happen to fuck me over, I might need to put on one helluva mask here to fool you all some more. fuck fuck fuck it'll be very fucking hard to hold out until April. If people would give me more compliments all of this might still be avoidable... but probably not. Whatever I do people make fun of me, and sometimes directly to my face. I'll get revenge soon enough. fuckers shouldn't have ripped on me so much huh! HA! then again its human nature to do what you did... so I guess I am also attacking the human race. I cant take it, Its not right... true... correct... perfect. I fucking hate the human equation. Nazism would be fucking great if it werent for individualism and our natural instinct to ask questions. you know what maybe I just need to get laid. maybe that'll just change some shit around. thats another thing, I am a fucking dog. I have fantasies of just taking someone and fucking them hard and strong. someone like [censored] were I just pick her up, take her to my room, tear off her shirt and pants and just eat her out and fuck her hard. I love flesh... weisses fleisch! dein weisses fleisch emegt mich soo... Ich bin dech nur ein gigilo! I want to grab a few different girls in my gym class, take them into a room, pull their pants off and fuck them hard. I love flesh... the smooth legs, the large breasts, the innocent flawless body, the eyes, the hair; jet black, blond, white, brown. ahhh I just want to fuck! call it teenage hormones or call it a crazy fuckin racist rapist... BJ ist mir egal. I just want to be surrounded by the flesh of a woman, someone like [censored] who I wanted to just fuck like hell, she made me practically drool, when she wore those shorts to work.. instant hard on. I couldnt stop staring. and others like [censored] in my gym class, [censored] or whatever in my gym class, and others who I just want to overpower and engulf myself in them. mmmm I can taste the sweet flesh now... the salty sweat, the animalistic movement... Iccchhh... lieeebe...... fleisccchhhh. who can I trick into my room first? I can sweep someone off their feet, tell them what they want to hear, be all nice and sweet, and then "fuck em like an animal, feel them from the inside" as Reznor said. oh... thats something else... that one NIN video I saw, broken or closer or something, the where the guy is kidnapped and tortured like hell... actual hell. I want to do that too. I want to tear a throat out with my own teeth like a pop can. I want to gut someone with my hand, to tear a head off and rip out the heart and lungs from the neck, to stab someone in the gut, shove it up to the heart, and yank the fucking blade out of their rib cage! I want to grab some weak little freshman and just tear them apart like a fucking wolf. show them who is god. strangle them, squish their head, bite their temples into the skull, rip off their jaw. rip off their colar bones, break their arms in half and twist them around, the lovely sounds of bones cracking and flesh ripping, ahh... so much to do and so little chances. -- 11/17/98 "weisses fleisch" - perfect - song - for - me Well folks, today was a very important day in the history of R. Today along with Vodka and someone else who I wont name, we went downtown and purchased the following; a double barrel 12ga. shotgun, a pump action 12ga. shotgun, a 9mm carbine, 250 9mm rounds, 15 12ga slugs, 40 shotgun shells, 2 switch blade knives, and total of 4 - 10 round clips for the carbine. we....... have.... GUNS! we fucking got em you sons of bitches! HA! HAHAHA! neener! Booga Booga. heh. its all over now. this capped it off, the point of no return. I have my carbine, shotgun, ammo and knife all in my trunk tonight and theyll there till tomorrow... after school you know its really a shame. I had a lot of fun at that gun show, I would have loved it if you were there dad. we would done some major bonding. would have been great. oh well. but, alas, I fucked up and told [censored] about my "flask". that really disappoints me. [censored] I know you thought it was good for me... in the long run and all that shit, smart of you to give me a such big raise and then rat me out, you figure it was supposed to cancel each other? god damn flask, that just fucked me over big time. now you all will be on my ass even more than before about being on track. I'll get around it though, If have to cheat and lie to everyone then thats fine. THIS is what I am motivated for, THIS is my goal. THIS is what I want to do with my life! you know whats weird, I dont feel like a punching through a door because of the flask deal, probly cause I am fucking armed now. I feel more confident, stronger, and more Godlike. I have confidence in my ability to dese(cei)ve people. hopefully Ill make it to April, but that might not happen. Ug, Its been a busy weekend, I need to sleep, I'll continue tomorrow. 11/22/98 yesterday we fired our first actual firearms ever. 3 rounds from the carbine. taught that ground a thing or 2. I even had the 2 clips in my pocket while talking to vodkas dad about senior ditch day. God it felt great firing off that bad boy, and hopefully I'll be able to get more than just 4 clips for it. I dubbed my shotgun "Arlene" after Arlene Sanders from the DOOM books. She always did love the shotgun. Vodka's DB is looking very fucking awesome, all cut down to the proper lengths. this is a bitch trying to keep up on homework while working on my guns, bombs, and lying. by the way, I bought that flask in the mall and I had a friend fill it up w/ scotch whiskey, only had about 3 swigs in the 3 weeks I had it. plus monday I gave my T and IC to Vodka, just in case. I never really did like alcohol, just wasn't my thing, but It felt good to just have around. that argument on the 22nd was a real bitch, but I think I should have won a fucking oscar. I even quoted a few movies, remember "what the hell am I gonna do now man?! what am I gonna do!?" thats good ole Hudson from aliens. Sounded good too. and hey goddamnit I would have been a fucking great marine, It would have given me a reason to do good. and I would never drink and drive, either. It will be weird when we actually go on the rampage. hopefully we will have plenty of clips and bombs. Im gonna still try and get my calico 9mm. just think, 100 rounds without reloading.... hell yeah! We actually may have a chance to get some machine pistols thanks to the Brady bill. If we can save up about 200$ real quick and find someone who is 21+ we can go to the next gun show and find a private dealer and buy ourselves some bad-ass AB-10 machine pistols. Clips for those things can get really fucking big too. 12/3/98 Woohoo, I'll never have to take a final again! feels good to be free. I just love Hobbes and Nietzche. Well tomorrow I'll be ordering 9 more 10 round clips for my carbine. I'm gonna be so fucking loaded in about a month. the big things we need to figure now is the time bombs for the commons and how we will get them in and leave then there to go off, without any fucking Jews finding them. I wonder if anyone will write a book on me. sure is a ton of symbolism, double meanings, themes, appearance vs reality shit going on here. oh well, it better be fuckin good if it is writtin. 12/17/98 heh, get this. KMFDM's new album is entitled "Adios" and it's release date is in April. how fuckin appropriate, a subliminal final "Adios" tribute to Reb and Vodka. thanks KMFDM... I ripped the hell outa the system 12/20/98 jesus christ that was fucking close. fucking shitheads at the gun shop almost dropped the whole project. oh well, thank god I can BS so fucking well. I went and picked up those babies today, so now I got 13 of those niggers. WOOHAH. the stereo is very nice, but having no insurance payments to worry about so I could concentrate of BOMBS would have been better. oh well, I think I'll have enough. now I just need to get Vodka another gun. 12/29/98 Months have passed. Its the first Friday night in the final month. much shit has happened. Vodka has a Tec 9, we test fired all of our babies, we have 6 time clocks ready, 39 crickets, 24 pipe bombs, and the napalm is under construction. Right now I'm trying to get fucked and trying to finish off these time bombs. NBK came quick. why the fuck cant I get any? I mean, I'm nice and considerate and all that shit, but nooooo. I think I try to hard. but I kinda need to considering NBK is closing in. The amount of dramatic irony and foreshadowing is fucking amazing. Everything I see and I hear I incorporate into NBK somehow. Either bombs, clocks, guns, napalm, killing people, any and everything finds some tie to it. feels like a Goddamn movie sometimes. I wanna try to put some mines and trip bombs around this town too maybe. Get a few extra flags on the scoreboard. I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say, "well thats your fault" because it isnt, you people had my phone #, and I asked and all, but no. no no no dont let the weird looking Eric KID come along, ohh fucking nooo. 4/3/99

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I never watched Gilmore Girls because it seemed cheesy. Not trying to come off as shitty but what’s some good parts about the show? Idk I might just think it’s lame because I associate it with my hyper Cristian sister, weird I know.

There are shows i never looked into because i thought they looked cheesy or dumb, and then when i did watch them i loved them. That’s what smothers my knee-jerk reaction of “Cheesy?! LAME?!? YOU DARE?!?” lol

GG aint gonna be for everyone. Its pretty white and feminine, for starters. Almost painfully heterosexual too. But in regards to your sister at least, its not hyper-Christian like she is. Like religion is not a theme in the show whatsoever and the one hyper-Christian character in it is not a main character and is not portrayed as either a wholesome angel or ignorant rube.

Anyway the good stuff:

-my fave thing is the banter. There’s a lot of quick back-and-forth chatter. The main characters talk fast and toss out references to books, movies, tv shows, etc in every other line. Some people find this unrelatable. I live on tumblr so pop culture references are basically half my personality. but the conversations strike a nice balance of being about smart things, about pop culture, and about just goofy shit that people talk about with their most loved one. (ex: trying to invent catchphrases solely on the basis of how funny a certain word sounds. oy with the poodles already) idk i just really love witty banter! The show writers have a talent for interesting dialogue

-lots of complex relationships to remind/teach the viewer that life takes all types and that even the most loving relationships can get complicated. enemies-to-friends, mother and daughter who go from BFF to not speaking for months and back again, mothers and daughters who can’t relate to each other and have cold distant relationships, kids who can never live up to their parents expectations, parents who didn’t know they had a child and suddenly they do and need to figure out what that means, people who are in love with each other but their lifestyles mean a relationship just wont work, etc etc etc. The really close-knit relationships give you something to aspire to and the more turbulent relationships make you thankful for the stable ones in your own life

-fun unique charming characters: mostly thinking of the Stars Hollow townspeople here but there’s plenty throughout the series. the local mechanic is a women with utter scorn for the way men drive. Kirk has had 52476 jobs around the town and manages to be a different kind of bizarre in every one of them. Miss Patty the dance teacher is like two steps short of being a dirty old lecher but is also a strong take-no-shit kinda woman. Even the ones who are supposed to be annoying people are interesting in the ways they are annoying.

-lots and lots of reinforcing the idea that sometimes what you dream of, even worked hard for, doesn't work out but that's okay because there are other things in the world worth having/doing and you may find that’s even better for you. GG has always reminded me that if your Dream doesn’t come true, its okay, there’s lots of other really worthwhile dreams out there and its not the end of the world to switch your focus to a different one. Which i have found comforting throughout my life of disappointed expectations.

#gilmore girls #Anon Ask

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THE TOKING DEAD Chapter Three As morning approached, the ominous cloud had spread and now surrounded the warehouse, so thick it blocked the sun’s rays. Tobi stirred, let out a yawn, and wiped the sleep from his eyes. “I wonder what today will bring?” he thought to himself. “Hey Duke, you awake?” “Yup, I don’t think I slept more than an hour all night.” he replied. “Man its quiet, almost too quiet.” Tobi whispered. “Turn on the radio Duke, let’s see if there’s any update.” SSSHHHHHH “Nothing but static.” Tobi stumbles to his feet, steps out into the stairway and peeks out the window. “Oh boy, whatever that cloud is it’s all around us now. I can’t even see the ground it’s so thick.” “Tobi, come here quick” Duke hollers, “I’m getting something over the walkie.” “Can anyone hear me? Is anyone there? Over.” Duke quickly grabs the walkie. “Hello, yes we hear you, can you hear me? We��re trapped at the Indica Gotta Sativa dispensary. Can you send help? Over” “I’m in lushiville about 20 miles north of where the plant used to be. I was hoping you could send help this way, over.” “What’s happening up there?” Duke replies. “Well, it’s hard to say. There’s a really thick fog or something surrounding everything, although I do see people outside. But…” “But what?” Duke asks. “Hello? Can you still hear me?” SSHHHHHH, nothing but static. “Fuck!!!” Duke yells out. “What did he mean by that Duke?” Tobi asked, concern in his voice. “I don’t know, Tobi, I don’t know. “I think I’ll head up to the store and see if I can get someone’s attention.” Duke says scurrying off. “Wait for me!” Tobi yelps “I ain’t staying here alone.” “Don’t be such a pussy Tobi.” scowled Duke. The two make their way out of the office and head down the stairs towards the store. When they entered the store and looked out the all glass front, they saw the cloud outside was so thick they couldn’t see to the street. “Duke, I think I see someone out there.” Tobi says with a hopeful voice. “Whatever you do, don’t open that door Tobi. We still don’t know what that shit is out there.” Duke warned. “Seriously Duke, I see people out there.” Tobi begins pounding on the window yelling “Hey over here! Help us we’re over here! Duke, look they see me.” He says, continuing to pound on the glass. “They’re coming to help.” The haze so thick, all they could make out was shadowy figures. Duke joined Tobi by the front door. “Hold on Tobi,” he says in a stern voice, “and stop that pounding damn it” “But they can hear me.” “Ummm, yes they can, but look, something isn’t right. They’re moving so slow. Don’t you think that’s odd?” Duke asks. “I don’t like this one bit Tobi.”Duke says, backing away from the glass. “What what the fuck is that!!?” he shrieks, as a figure walked in to the glass with a thud. In total disbelief, and slight horror, they both stare at this twisted mangled figure with only the glass between them. “It looks like his flesh just melted away.” Duke says horrified. “We have to help him.” Tobi says, “We can’t just leave him out there like that. I’m gonna get him…” Tobi unlocks the door and pushes it slightly open. Out of nowhere, a melted, rotten arm reaches in and grabs him. “Duke! Help!” he cries, “It’s got me!” Before Tobi could get another word out he’s thrown backwards, sliding across the tile floor. Looking up he see Duke pulling the door shut with a wicked scowl on his face. He throws the deadbolt with a loud ‘click’. “You do that again and I’ll push your ass out and lock the fucking door behind you, got it?” “Got it.” Tobi says, still shaking. “Did you see that? That fucker tried to bite me, seriously, what the fuck is that?” thud, thud, as more of these things bounce against the windows, each more grotesque than the last. “I don’t know what they are,” Tobi exclaimed, “but shit just got real. There’s like 10 of those fuckers out there. What are we gonna do?” “We’re gonna go back inside, lock the steel door, make some food, and get high so we can figure this shit out.” “Duke, are you fucking kidding me? How the fuck can you be so calm” Didn’t you see what just happened?” Tobi says. “Seriously! Shut the fuck up! I’m trying to process all this and you whining like a bitch doesn’t help. We’re not getting out this way so let’s just go back inside and chill while I try to figure this shit storm out, ok?” “Ok Duke, if you say so.” Mumbled Tobi. Meanwhile: Thirty miles to the east Clint and Mildred sit on their porch swing watching the gas cloud, waiting for the inevitable. Together now for 60 years, they certainly weren’t going out any other way. “Mildred my love, I wouldn’t change the last 60 years for anything.” Silence… “Mildred? Are you listening?” Clint turns just as she lunges forward ripping his throat out with her teeth. “Mildred” Clint gasped “Why?” Now safely back inside the warehouse, Tobi and Duke head up to the office. They need to gather their thoughts and figure out their next move when all of a sudden a loud BOOM, BOOM sound coming from the loading dock door. “Did you hear that Duke? It sounds like someone’s banging on the side door.” “It’s probably one of those ugly fuckers that just tried to eat you.” “I don’t think so, I can hear a faint voice. I’m going to check it out.” and off scurried Tobi towards the side door. Duke right behind him. “Remember, I aint saving your ass again.” Duke warned. As they approached the door, the sound echoes again, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. “Is there anyone in there?” a woman’s voice cries out. “Holy fuck Duke! That’s piper.” Tobi unlocks the door pushing it open to see the 6’ tall red head standing there. “Out of the way fucktards!” she says, pushing Tobi back to get inside. Duke slams the door shut and locks it. “Piper your alive!” screams Tobi, excited to see her. Piper was Tobis heartthrob, even though he knew she batted for the other team. “Where did you come from and how are you still alive?” Duke asked firmly. “I was on my way in when all of a sudden there was a flash of light and the ground shook, I must have hit my head and blacked out. When I came to, my car was engulfed in a weird cloud or something. I couldn’t even see the front end of the car but started driving. I could see the smoke stacks on top the warehouse and headed for them.” She explains. “Did you happen to see anything else out there?” asked Tobi, genuinely concerned. “I did see some people, or what I thought where people, but like I said, that shit was so thick I couldn’t make much out.” Duke pipes in, “How long where you standing there in the haze piper?” “I don’t know, maybe a minute or two why?” “Cause we think the fog might be causing some serious mutations in people.” Explains Duke, “I think you need to get up to the office, shower off, and change those clothes just in case.” “Ok, if you think so.” A now concerned Piper says. “Piper, I’m really glad you made It.” exclaims Tobi. “Ya, me too, me too.” she replies. The three make their way up to the office. “You two stay put while I shower and change.” says Piper. “Awww man.” Tobi exhales in laughter. “I just wanna see if the carpet matches the drapes.” She chuckles, leans over and kisses Tobi on the cheek whispering, “Well, if there was a carpet then it would match. And thank you for opening the door.” Duke and Tobi, mouths hanging open, both with dumbfounded looks on their faces. “Ok boys, pick your jaws up, I’ll be right back.” She says sauntering off to the shower. “Sooner or later Duke, she’ll come back to this side of the fence. And when she does, I’ll be ready and willing.” “Settle down, Tobi, settle down.” Duke says, watching Pipers backside walk away. “I say we smoke some ganja and celebrate Duke.” “Celebrate what exactly?” “The simple fact that we can still get high of course, dumb ass and that Piper’s still alive.” Tobi explains. Piper shouts from the shower, “You best not be smoking without me or I’ll smack some smarts into you fucktards.” “Oh you can smack me anytime.” Tobi mumbles to himself chuckling. Piper emerges from the bathroom, wrapped in nothing but a skimpy little towel strolls over to Tobi and whacks him in the back of the head. “What the hell was that for?” he shouts. “Well, you said I could smack you anytime, and I felt now was as good a time as any.” she laughs. “Oh, and I have extremely good hearing.” she adds. “That’s not the only thing that’s extremely good on you.” Tobi thinks to himself with a devilish grin. “Here Piper, hit this, pop a squat and chill for awhile.” They sat for a long time as Duke and Tobi filled Piper in on what they knew so far. They talked about the news and the man they found. What the guy on the gurney had said as they wheeled him away and what they encountered at the store front. “It’s gonna get dark soon.” Duke says, “We should check the perimeter and make sure we’re locked down for the night. I’ll grab some lemonade and sandwiches on my way back.” The night was filled with an eerie silence as the three lay quietly, lost within their own thoughts. Every so often faint sounds would filter in, none of which they could make out. Piper, to restless to sleep, chimes in, “So, how long do you think we’ll be stuck in here?” “I don’t know.” responded Duke, “Until someone comes to get us, we know it’s safe to leave, or we run out of food I guess.” “Duke,” Tobi says, “What if those things get in?” “Tobi, this place is built like a fortress. They ain’t getting in here unless you open the fucking door for them again.” “Ya,” Tobi sneers, “that won’t happen again.” He rolled over pulled his blanket up and drifted to a shallow sleep. “Duke,” Piper piped up, “do you think we’ll make it out of this?” “I don’t know Piper, I don’t know.” She fluffs her pillow and slides in to a light sleep. Duke, now laying in silence alone with his thoughts… “This is just fucking wonderful. These two are looking to me for answers that I just don’t have.” His mind still racing as he slowly fades to sleep. Stay Tuned…

#newstory #story #weed #comic books #book #graphic novels #Marijuana

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joshpup · 7 years ago

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Svt on the 4th of July

Okay

Lets just say svt is in the grand old USA

*que shua saying the pledge of allegiance with and eagle screeching in the background*

But wait

There’s more

its…THE 4TH OF JULY

Idk how it is over in the west coast

But here in the east coast

The 4th is wild

Trying to figure out if what you are hearing is gunshots or fireworks at night

Which mind you

In my state

Both are illegal

MERICAAAAAAAAA

Back to svt

Our boy shua takes the lead

Like the few times vernon did experience it

He was probably to little to remember

So in this case

Shua takes the lead

So let the fun begin

Im sure every member has hear a bit about the events that occur during the 4th

But now that they are going to get the full experience

Buckle up your seat belts because this is gonna be a wild ride

Also im going to be basing this entirely off what ive experienced

So probably not what shua actually experienced

But either way its america and the 4th

Its bound to be wild no mater what

They wake up early in the morning

No time to sleep on a holiday as important as this one

Catch shua decked out in as much red, white and blue, stars and stripes he can get on his body

Also hot as heck because it is July

But patriotism above comfort am i right no

Anyways

Catch shua making sure every member has some type of stars in stripes on

Remember those little tattoos that you get wet and then put on

Idk if they have a name tbh

Anyways

Every member has a 4th of july one on

Like most of them were smart about where they stuck on the lil tattoo

But yall

Hoshi and dk

Stuck the sparkly red, white and blue firework tattoo right on their face

Like catch these attractive grown men walking around with these tattoos on their cheeks

I love it tbh

So all the members are ready

Vernon found a flag banda and is now wearing it

Shua has that dumb bucket hat on

I guarantee you someone is just straight up wrapped in a flag

Probably mingyu

Okay okay so now everyone is ready for the day

Time to stake out seats for the parade

Or at least thats the plan

They get there and immediately get distracted

This is where my weird state comes into play srry

Okay but so all these little pop up stores showed up

From weird stores that just have like old knick knacks and such to like little pet booths where you can get your dog the new latest and greatest outfit with a matching collar and leash

Mingyu and wonwoo were the first to get lost at the pet accessory stole

After that seungkwan, vernon and chan where left behind at the food stole

Who is going to pass up funnel cake and like snow cones

Not them

When shua realized they were missing

He left coups and the rest at the turtle derby

Yah you read that right

The best race ever

So while the other svt members got way to into watching a bunch of turtles with numbers taped to the shell try and walk out of a circle first

Good stuff

Anyways so eventually shua rounds them up

Just in time to arrive for the great watermelon eating contest

Watching people inhale watermelon at an alarming rate and worrying for their safety only makes the 4th that much more exciting

So after watching that mess of an event

And coups surprisingly getting really really into it

The 13 of them make there way to the roadside

Blankets in hand

Finally found a big enough for all of them

Bonus its also partly in the shade

So they lay down the blankets and get all settled in

The best

And most terrifying part

Of the entire day

The parade

Everything admirable about the town shows up

So basically

Some school marching bands

Every firetruck and police car you can fit into one space

A lot of random floats for things you’ve literally never heard of

Some random prom queen idk

But svt would be like

OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE ALL THOSE INSTRUMENTS!!!!

!!!! there !!! is !! a !!! dog !!!! in !!! that !!!! one !!!! float !!!!

Actually go deaf from the fire truck sirens

But whatever

Half of them scream with joy when some of the floats throw candy into the crowd

Except its more like they pelt the candy at you but whatever m8

Shua is have a grand old time reliving the joys of the 4th

Vernon is probably like oh god they weren’t joking when they said all this stuff about it

And the rest of them are like america omg wild i love it

Except wonwoo he might get a little overwhelmed

And like i can kinda see seungkwan being a little sassy about all the cheesy floats

Me too boo me too

So after a while the parade ends

Everyone is hyped

No matter how crappy the parade is or how good it is

Everyone is hyped

Because you know whats next

The most memorable part of the whole holiday

The fireworks

But its like lunch time right now

Its a while before its dark

So svt goes for lunch

Since its such a large group of people it was decided hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill is the best choice

So off everyone goes

And now begins the food preparation

Doesn’t actually take too long

Thankfully

Because hungry boys doesn’t make for a good situation

So they all get there food and eat to their hearts content

Because eating and full svt is the best svt you can fight me on this

So because its so hot

Water usually gets involved

And im just gonna say three words

Water Balloon fight

Can you see it

The split up into their units

Fill up water balloons as fast as possible

Set up bases

Create a battle strategy

Because this is an intense fight do you hear

Life or death

And so beings the adult water balloon fight

Best and biggest water balloon fight in history lemme tell you

So soooooo much fun

A memory all of them would have for the rest of their lives

They’d all be laughing so hard there stomachs would hurt

Even if a random stranger walked past the battle

Im sure they would just stop and watch and smile

Because hearing such sweet laughter like that

And watching 13 people just have straight up fun

And just enjoy life would bring a smile to anyone’s face

So now they are soaked

Worth it tho

By the time they collect themselves and dry off and like get all their energy back

Its probably close to dusk

So they gather up blankets and chairs

Shua hunts down sparklers and what are they called pop its ???

Omg hold on imagine svt with those pop its

Im crying just thinking about it

The best part of the 4th is chucking those little tnt poppers at your friends and watching them run away in terror as they explode

Just imagine svt with that im yelling

Tbh at first they would have fun just throwing them down on the ground and watching them explode and hearing the lil snap

And then shua comes in

And just chucks it at jeonghan

Jeonghan screams

Throws one back

Hits coups instead

Coups throws one

Hits seungkwan

Now you’ve got vernon and seungkwan joining in

Somehow wonwoo gets hit

Wonwoo isnt going to miss this chance

Pelts one at mingyu

Somehow woozi gets hit

Everyone freezes and watches him slowly pull one out of the saw dust or whatever

And then

All hell breaks loose

That lasts until they run out

Which doesn’t take to long honestly

Those boxes are tiny the run out so quick and ruin all the fun

Anyways so now the sun is like almost setting

So they all pile into some cars

And begin the adventure for open space to watch the firework show

Shua probably knows a good place

Like an open field

Or the top of a parking garage

So they go there

Set up camp round two

Then they wait

Light some sparklers

Mingyu almost burns himself

Tbh probably almost cries

Minghao and jun roast people

Someone probably flipped out and dropped a sparkler and almost caught another person on fire

Its svt literally anything could happen with them

Someone breaks out the glowsticks

Cause it aint the 4th until there are glowsticks

I guarantee you someone broke a glowstick

Tbh i bet it was coups

Someone would be struggling

And he would be like i got this im the dad i got this

*snaps it in half and all the liquid goes flying*

Glowing the rest of the night lmao

Finally the show starts

Everyone is dead silent at first

Totally into it

110% absorbed in the pretty lights

Then they start to oh and aw

Then they are clapping

Literally shook from the finale

Like wth thats a lot of fireworks all at once how did no one die

After thats over they beg shua to bring them back every 4th

Literally haven’t had so much fun in a loooooong time

Finally head back home

Ears still ringing a bit from the loud bangs of the fireworks

Fireworks going off in the distance probably fireworks lol

All together a highlight in sv bonding and memories and just so much fun plus cultural experiences good stuff

Ah man just imagine all of that my heart

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spinjitzu-comics · 8 years ago

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Ninjago High School AU

This is just the stuff I currently have planned for the characters. Some are more well-developed (like Lloyd) than others (like Wu). Also, yes, there are still Elemental Powers in this AU.

Lloyd Garmadon

Certified Sass Master™

Will listen to any music

His regular playlist quite literally ranges from stuff like Anthrax and Pantera to Ke$ha and Katy Perry.

Listens to upbeat, repetitive music when he’s upset or stressed and he can’t focus.

dubstep/techno mostly

Artsy as all get-out

All his elective classes are art

Sculptures

Probably friends with Morro

Will fight you

If he loses he’ll cry

If you lose, you’ll cry

And he will laugh

Plays piano!

Rebellious phase has hit him hard

@ Wu: “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO”

Gets bored easily

Fidget cubes and doodles out the wazoo during math class

Seriously all of his homework has a doodle of some kind on it

Asexual aromantic

Platonic crushes on all the other ninja tho

Especially Kai and Zane

Golden Power

After discovering it, it tends to flair a little when he’s angry. It trails behind all of his motions and let’s be honest here it tends to sparkle. So he kinda looks like a glowy, full sized angry Tinkerbell.

Lord Garmadon

lol where?

there’s no Lord Garmadad here

not that Lloyd knows of

he could be Garmadead for all Lloyd knows

Literally a raging psychopath with severe DID

other Identity is Sensei Garmadon

he’s the Garmadad we all know and love

Been hiding out in a secret lair for 10 years

Sensei Garmadon always tries to go back home when he’s awake but he can’t remember how to get there

Wants to take over the world

Actually still loves Misako and doesn’t want her hurt and that’s why he left

Deadbeat Dad™

Except for Sensei Garmadon

He is Best Dad™

He’s fine with Lloyd’s sexual/romantic interests but he’s distressed by the thought of Lloyd never having an heir.

Sensei Wu

Cryptic™

Tries to be a father figure to Lloyd but Lloyd aint havin’ that shit

“YOU’RE STILL NOT MY REAL DAD” “Lloyd pls”

Definitely in love with Misako

Treats the Ninja like his children

Morro is his biggest regret

Reason why is in Morro’s part.

Morro

The Rage Child™

He’s so heckin’ angry

Resents Wu

Looks up to Lord Garmadon

Definitely plays with Ouija boards

Might be a demon?

Probably a virgin

R e b e l l i o n

“YOU SEE THIS GREEN STREAK WU?! YOU SEE IT?! THIS GREEN STREAK SAYS “FUCK YOU”!”

Likes storms

Literally the most power-crazy teenager in Ninjago and ended up literally fighting Wu when he found out his destiny was essentially to just be a minor antagonist in everyone’s lives rather than be super powerful like he wanted to be.

Sexually and romantically confused

Misako Garmadon

Just wants what’s best for her child.

Loves both of the brothers very much

Married to Garmadon but when he didn’t come back in like 3 years she started ‘dating’ Wu

Knows Lloyd doesn’t want to acknowledge Wu as a father figure and she’s somewhat exasperated

“Lloyd I’ve been dating him since you were 9 and you never had a problem with him before.”

“He wasn’t actually trying to be my dad before, mom.”

Supportive of her son’s interests

She literally bought him all the art supplies he could ever possibly want.

He even has his own pottery wheel and a kiln.

She’s also supportive of his sexual/romantic interests despite being somewhat disappointed that she’ll never have grandkids.

Kai Smith

If you tell him not to do the thing he will do the thing to spite you

Actually a sweetheart

Kind of a narcissist but mostly because no one else gives him that kind of attention

Only listens to rock music unless he has no choice

He can stand to listen to most of the stuff Lloyd listens to but he doesn’t really like a lot of it.

Favorite band is Three Days Grace

Secretly likes Sleeping With Sirens

Likes watching Lloyd paint

Lets Lloyd paint on his arms and face when they’re in a tough situation and Lloyd needs to distract himself.

Lloyd’s started using Kai’s left arm as a canvas for floral designs and his right arm as a canvas for flames.

He couldn’t hold still the first few times it happened because it tickled but now he’s mostly numb to the feeling of paintbrushes against his skin.

Bisexual demiromantic.

Kind of likes Lloyd (like that) but respects that Lloyd isn’t romantically or sexually interested at all and does his best not to push his emotions on Lloyd.

Also kind of likes Jay just a little bit but respects that Nya likes him and wants his sister to be happy.

If I put Skylor in this AU he’ll like her too.

Hoodies. Just... Hoodies.

He likes being warm.

Once he discovers his Elemental Powers he tends to accidentally light things on fire when he gets agitated.

Cole Brookstone

The Dancing Queen™

Amazing singer

Protective of all his friends.

He is the mother hen. It is him.

Vindictive boy if you hurt his friends.

Sexually confused but has crushes on pretty much everyone he knows no matter what gender

He thinks Kai is mildly attractive and might date him

“Lloyd’s cute I’d date him and probably marry the fuck out of him if he wasn’t aro.”

“Jay’s pretty cute too but I think Nya likes him and I know he likes Nya and I’m not gonna be a homewrecker.”

Would probably date Zane

After discovering his Elemental Power he takes an interest in physical combat.

Gay 4 Nature™

Zane Julien

A legit angel

Not a robot but he’s still a little... Off.

Super smart

Anxiety™

Secretly loves memes and makes “Get in the bag Nebby” jokes with Lloyd 24/7

Most of the memes he likes are the old fashioned cat memes

But he has a tendency to do the “mmm whatcha saaayyyyy” thing

Has a fidget cube that he likes to take apart and put back together

Shop classes

Ace and demiromantic

Platonic crush on Lloyd

Would probably date Cole or Kai if given the chance or if he could get over his anxiety.

Might date Nya

He always knew about his powers and he’s constantly cold to the touch

Jay Walker

Anxiety™: The Sequel

Constantly screaming on the inside

Straight as a line

Head/heels for Nya

Best friends with Zane and Cole

Also does the “mmm whatcha saaayyyy” thing

The Inventor™

Once he finds out about his powers he uses them to help his inventions succeed.

Will accidentally shock you if he’s stressed

Nya Smith

BAMF

Can kick your ass

WILL kick your ass

Protective

Bicurious

Definitely likes Jay though

Thinks her powers are dumb

Literally makes it rain when she’s upset

She’s sad and so are the clouds

Okay that’s all I’ve got for now.

#Ninjago #Spinjitzu-Comics #Al's Ninjago High School AU #Lloyd Garmadon #Sensei Garmadon #Sensei Wu #Misako Garmadon #Kai Smith #Cole Brookstone #Zane Julien #Jay Walker #Nya Smith

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kingjaffejoffer · 8 years ago

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Real nigga review of Google Daydream View

I think it was @sleeping-giant who asked me what I thought of it.

Basic overview for people who don’t know. Virtual Reality is a thing but if you want a real VR headset you’re gonna have to drop $700 on an Oculus or HTC Vive.

However, if you just wanna dip your toe in the water and see what its like for cheaper, you can do it if you have a Samsung Galaxy 7 or a Google Pixel which are smartphones with VR capability.

For Samsung you can buy a Gear VR headset for $100 and for the Pixel you can buy a Daydream for $70.

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I have a Daydream, quick impressions:

It definitely takes some getting used to in terms of adjusting your eyes to the new environment. The very first time I used it was a horrible experience, I was like “ummmm fuck this”. On my second try I figured out that you have to make little adjustments to adjust your vision. For me it was making the head straps tighter. For some reason, blinking your eyes one at a time works really well also.

Going into VR mode will make your phone DUMB HOT. It also drains the battery quick as fuck. If your joint aint at least 90% when you decide to do VR you might as well forget about it.

Also, because of the heat factor and the battery drain factor, you really can’t VR for more than 30 minutes at a time. When your phone gets really hot the remote control starts acting wonky.

I tried to be smart and plug my phone in so it could charge while I was doing VR and it got so hot that the bitch just turned off. It was like “nah fam”

Since this is so new there are barely any apps or games, but I did find a newly released game called Battle Planet that is super fun. It costs $10 but if you know how to steal apps you can get it for Free 99.

The NFL and NBA have VR apps that you can download but as of right now the content is in its infancy state and not very interesting.

PORN

Since porn is obviously not officially supported I had to do some investigating to find out the best apps for it. Use an app called SKYBOX. You have to find the porn files on your own, I used a torrent site. VR porn files are wild big... 2 to 8 GB depending on how much detail you want when you beating your dick. I opted for the 8GB files because if I’ve come this far I might as well go all the way.

SKYBOX lets you stream the files from your laptop to the phone so you dont have to have big ass porn videos on your joint. You can probably use PornHub too but I didn’t try them.

The first time you jack off with a VR headset on you’re probably going to feel stupid. I personally didn’t because I have no shame. I’ve let women piss in my face... this is nothing compared to that. I’m too far gone.

Because smartphone VR isn’t full-fledged VR, the quality isn’t going to be super good. It kind of looks like you’re looking through a screen door. You can see tiny pixels. its distracting the first couple of times but after that you don’t notice it anymore

This is the part I wasn’t expecting. Women in VR porn look HUGE. I don’t mean fat... I just mean really tall and big. I don’t know much about this kind of technology so I can’t break it down articulately, but the bitches look 8-9 feet tall and you feel really small.

Getting your dick rode by a woman the size of Yao Ming is weird at first but I honestly found it kind of hot after a while. New Fetish Alert.

Major Drawback: Almost all VR porn is white. I could only find 2 videos with Black chicks. But it was the kind of “Black chicks” that you find on NaughtyAmerica. It will probably years before we can get some hood girls with stretch marks and dimples in their asses on here.

Side Note: You can watch regular porn with the VR headset if you want to. Regular porn on VR really just looks like you’re sitting in a giant movie theater by yourself jacking off. When you turn your head left to right you just see all these empty seats. Which is either awesome or sad depending on your perspective.

Final Verdict: ....... Its cool.... You shouldn’t go out of your way for it, but its cool. Most people will probably be fine waiting a few years for the technology to get better.

I beat my dick to VR porn like 4 times and the orgasms were above average but not like.... mindblowing or anything.

#daydream vr #google pixel #pixel xl

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mollyshaj · 8 years ago

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25.

Nicole

“It’s not funny Nicole; he’s a jackass for doing that bullshit.” Mariah snapped at me because I was laughing at the fact that Tristan admitted to getting her pregnant on purpose. She was talking about it wasn’t funny, that shit is funny as fuck if you ask me. It would be Tristan’s ass to do some shit like that.

“Nah bitch, this shit is funny what you mean?”

“How is it funny? This nigga trapped me,”

“No he didn’t he just let nature do what it’s supposed to do. You said you weren’t using condoms and if you’re not on birth control and the nigga not pulling out fuck you thought was going to happen? You got a child already bitch, I know you know basic biology.”

“That’s not the point though; he just did it to get me pregnant.”

“Listen,” I calmed my laughing down some. “Preventing diseases and pregnancies and shit like that is a two person job. If you didn’t want to get pregnant by his ass you shouldn’t have been fuckin’ him like a jack rabbit without protection fool.”

“Whatever Nicole you think everything funny, let Rashad pull some shit like this on you.”

“He wouldn’t because I’m on birth control. If I wasn’t I wouldn’t be shocked if my ass popped up pregnant.”

“Yeah aight whatever, what are you doing anyway?”

“Nothing, I’m at Rashad’s place. I literally haven’t seen my apartment in two weeks.”

“The fuck? Why not, what about work?”

“I got fired because I was showing up late and missing mad days all because of Rashad.”

“Damn so what are you going to do for money? I mean I know Rashad got it but you’re not about to sit back and do nothing.”

“I’ve been handling some stuff for the hotel here in the city so yeah, I work for this nigga.”

“That’s not going to get complicated is it?”

“No because he knows just like I don’t play about him, I don’t play about my money. He’s tried that shit though, we’ll be at the hotel and he’ll try to fuck but I shut that shit the fuck down. Work is work, home is home and we’re not going to mix the two because then it would just piss me the fuck off and nobody wants that.”

“Well shit handle your business baby girl. I’m still mad you found that stupid shit funny,”

“The shit is funny, girl you’re having a baby by a fine ass rich ass nigga who’s crazy as hell but loves you. Be happy, and stop whining about every damn thing.”

“Whatever, what are you doing tonight?”

“Nothing, Rashad said his sister is supposed to be coming over,” I rolled my eyes at the mere thought of his sister Kelly. That bitch irks my nerves, but what can you expect from a crackhead?

“Oop do I detect some drama?”

“Man I told you the bitch got a drug problem so Rashad sent her daughter to live with their older sister Chrissy down in Atlanta. She feels like somehow the shit is my fault, talking about he never really been hard on her before I came around.”

“Why the hell would that be your fault?”

“He told her she needs to either go into rehab or he was keeping Kayla down south and cutting her ass off. She didn’t do shit so he really did cut her off. The nigga she married to is a crackhead so he’s broke and without Rashad doing anything for her she’s broke too and she feels like I’m the one who told him to do it.”

“Did you?”

“No, he brought it up to me and asked my opinion. I agreed with him,” I shrugged. “That’s not me telling him to do some shit, he already had it made up in his head that’s that was what he was going to do.”

“So y’all don’t get along?”

“I never met her before but I would answer his phone when she would call and the bitch would cuss my ass out. You already know I’m two seconds away from nuts so I cussed her ass out right back, I swear to God I can’t stand crackheads they just do too much.”

“I think you should talk to her, you don’t really know her to judge her situation. You’re basing that shit off your sister.”

“You’re right; I was in the same exact position and trusted a damn crackhead to keep their word and what happened? She robbed my ass then went and OD’d before I could beat her ass or get my shit back.”

Rashad’s situation with his sister was something I could relate to because I went through the same exact thing with my older sister Nia. She was young, beautiful, talented, and smart but she met the wrong nigga and got hooked on drugs. I never gave up on my sister, because I knew she was beyond what she had become. I put her in multiple facilities; I even let her stay with me sometimes turning a blind eye every time she stole something for her dumb ass drug habit.

The last time I saw my sister alive was two years ago, I let her stay the night with me and when I woke up she cleared damn near my whole living room out. Some of my furniture was missing, my electronics and everything was gone. It was literally one week after she stole from me that they found her body dead in a crack house.

“Alright they may not be the situation with his sister, maybe she’s really ready to get her shit together.”

“We’ll see but I’m not even going to input on that shit. He can have it, I will end up putting my hands on her and I don’t want to do that. It’s just irritating because that shit really affects everybody. It’s not just a oh she gets high it doesn’t hurt anybody, thing. This bitch has a child, she has a family that is willing to help her ass and she doesn’t realize that.”

“That type of shit takes time Nic and you know that.”

“I do, and I’m not saying that it doesn’t but she needs to focus on getting herself together before she can dislike me for some shit I didn’t even do. Rashad is a grown ass man, fuck I look like telling him what to do with his money? I can’t even make the nigga leave me alone at night with his forever horny ass.”

“Just go into the situation with an open mind aight.”

“Yeah whatever, you trying to tell me what to do but you’re mad at Tristan for fucking you and getting you pregnant even though you never made him strap up or got on birth control. Right,”

“Shut the hell up,” She laughed. “I’m about to go eat I’m done talking to you, especially since you wanna act like you can’t be on my side.”

“Whatever I’ll talk to you later light bright.”

“Aight,” we ended the call and just as I was about lay down Rashad came in the room staring at me.

“What creepy ass?”

“My sister is here, come in the living room.”

“Why? I don’t need to sit in on your conversation,”

“Alright, but I want you there. Plus you’ll stop me from knocking her damn head off if she says some stupid shit.”

“Alright fine,” I got off the bed shaking my head at this nigga and his hand problems. “Come on,” I walked out to the living room with him and sat on the couch across from his sister.

I couldn’t help but feel bad for her, the beautiful woman she once was, was gone. She looked a hot ass mess now. From the pictures Rashad showed me Kelly was fuckin’ gorgeous at one point. She was a tall, thick, chocolate something special. She put me in the mind of Bria Myles, but now she was thin as a rail her hair was all fucked up, her face looked like the shit could crack if you plucked her good enough. She was gone.

“Why is she in here when I’m speaking to you Rashad?” Kelly asked him.

“I told her to come in here, tell me what you wanna talk about Kelly.”

“I want my daughter back.”

“Well you already know that shit aint happening until you get clean and stay that way.”

“You sent her away without my permission Rashad. That was low, even for you.”

“Whatever it was necessary, what can you do for her? You’re on drugs, you and that bum ass nigga you married. You had all of that shit around Kayla, she didn’t need to see it. So yes I sent her away,”

“I want my daughter back, are you going to give her back to me?”

“Get your shit together and we’ll see.”

“Really? Well I’m sorry Rashad,”

“Sorry for what?” I asked, completely confused. She didn’t even say anything she just smirked as there was a knock on the door. Rashad got up and went to his front door, when he opened it two police officers were standing there.

“What’s going on?” Rashad asked.

“Rashad Carter, you are under arrest for taking a minor over state lines.” One of the officers said then they turned him around to handcuff him.

“What the fuck?” I got off the couch and ran over to the door. “Y’all can’t arrest him this bitch is a fuckin’ drug addict!”

“I’m sorry ma’am but what he did was illegal.”

“Nicole, baby don’t even worry about it alright. Just come bail me out.”

“What?”

“Come get me out, call my lawyer and come get me out.”

“I’m sorry baby but I can’t bail you out.”

“What you mean? Yes the fuck you can what are you talking about?”

“I can’t I’m going to be in the cell right next to you. Y’all might as well wait,” I went back in the living room where this bitch was poking around and stuffing shit in her pockets. I didn’t even say anything to her, I just hopped on her ass like a spider monkey. She thought she was about to come in here, set him up, steal and go on about her life like she didn’t just do some fucked up shit? Oh hell nah, she’s getting her ass beat TODAY.

Rashad

Walking into my house with Nicole right behind me I went straight to my bathroom, stripped and got in the shower. All I wanted to do was blow one down, bust a nut and go to sleep. I was over everything that happened today, Kelly really set me up to be arrested. The only thing I’m trying to figure out is what was she going to get out of it? Okay, I got arrested, I’m not a broke ass nigga bail money aint shit she knew I was going to get out.

“Baby!” I heard Nicole shouting before hearing the bathroom room door open. “Rashad, the TV that was in the living room is missing. Your stereo system is missing; the bitch even took appliances out the kitchen.”

“Are you fuckin’ serious?”

“Dead ass serious, she didn’t take everything but she took enough.” I finished my shower and threw some sweatpants on before going in the living room. “What else is missing?”

“The TV’s from the guest rooms, some of my clothes, some of your watches, she even took the necklace you bought me.” Nicole shook her head.

“This is some bullshit,”

“It is, but you just have to pick yourself up and move on. I know it’s hard babe but you just have to.”

“What do I do about her?”

“Nothing, there’s nothing you can do for or about her until she’s ready to get her shit together. The only person that can save Kelly is Kelly.”

“I’m mobbing man,”

“Why?”

“Come on now, you saw my sister she’s not moving all that shit by herself which means she let muthafuckas in here which means niggas know my address and they know what I have up here.”

“Stay at my place,”

“Oh now you wanna live with me?”

“Until you get your new place smart ass,” She chuckled.

“Thanks but no thanks, I don’t feel like duckin’ every time I walk in a room. I’m going to find another apartment or some shit.” I grabbed her hand pulling her close to me. “Move in with me.”

“Shad we talked about this,”

“We did and that was then this is now. I want you to move in with me baby, give me a reason why you can’t.”

“I don’t wanna move to fast, we’re not Ebony and Kaylin alright.”

“You’re right, they’re damn near married. I’m just asking to have the privilege of waking up and going to sleep next to you. You work out here at the hotel anyway, what’s stopping you?”

“I just don’t wanna rush.”

“It’s not rushing, you act like I’m going to hold you hostage if it doesn’t work out, and I’m talking about us living together because we’re not breaking up. Ever.”

“You sound so sure,” She smiled looking up at me.

“I am sure, i’m not going to find better and neither are you. We’re meant to be together the sooner you get that the easier shit will be baby.”

“Shad, just let me think about it alright?” That wasn’t what I wanted to hear but the shit was better than a no.

“Think about it, and let me know. Either way I’m moving but let me know so you can have an input on where we live.”

“I got you. Now come on, you need a stress reliever.” She grabbed my hand and pulled me over to the couch pushing me down. When she dropped to her knees in front of me I smile at her. This is one of the main reasons she’s never going anywhere.

…

“She robbed you? That’s fucked up.” Tristan shook his head. We were sitting at the bar at one of his spots just choppin’ it up having a few drinks.

“Nah what’s fucked up is you getting Mariah pregnant on purpose.” Kay told him. “Nigga, she was on the phone with Hersh for two hours behind that shit.”

“I’m going to tell you just like I told her, if she didn’t want to get pregnant she should’ve been on birth control or made a nigga pull out or strap up. She didn’t do that, so it’s not my fault.”

“Nigga it is your fault,” I laughed at him. This nigga always saying some other shit, I often wonder why I even hang with his slow ass.

“She’ll be aight she was still mad before I left but I made her squirt so she good again.”

“This nigga,” Kaylin shook his head, I know he was thinking the same thing I was.

“Man whatever, what’s up with y’all and that baby daddy shit? I thought that nigga was a lost cause.”

“He is, she said she didn’t even know he was going to be there.”

“You know she dead ass pushed me out the way when I tried to break it up right? She was cheering you on,” I chuckled. I knew Eb was crazy but that night just confirmed that shit for me.

“I know she told me, she’s not here for that nigga. She don’t fuck with him at all, but you know what’s crazy I didn’t tell her this though. That night when I was walking out I could’ve sworn I saw her sister there.”

“Duh nigga Jas was in the section with us.”

“No nigga, she has another sister. Remember we had that party at the strip club, and that thick bitch was on my dick but I passed her to you.” He asked me and I nodded.

“Yeah she was a lazy fuck, bitch just laid there. She aint pop that puss or nothing.” I shook my head. “What about her?”

“That’s her sister nigga, I met her one day a few months back when we were at the park with Jayden.”

“So your girl’s sister tried to fuck you before? Oh shit, that’s some messy shit man.”

“I know but I didn’t fuck, and now I know why that shit didn’t happen. You fucked her though.”

“That shit doesn’t matter, she aint my girls sister. Who was she there with? How is her being in the club crazy?”

“I was drinking that night, I mean I was guzzling that shit but I swear before all that drama happened I saw her cuddling up with that nigga. I mean the bitch aint nothing special, typical fake body having ass broad but I know my eyes work and I saw that shit.”

“So you saw her baby daddy and didn’t warn her?”

“I didn’t know that was him, I never seen the nigga before that night.” He shrugged.

“Are you sitting here telling us Ebony’s sister was cuddled up with her baby father?” Tristan asked him.

“Yeah,”

“Oh shit,” I started laughing my ass off because this was straight up reality TV, Jerry Springer shit. “Yo you know if you right and Ebony finds out she’s going to kill that bitch right?”

“Hell yeah that’s why I don’t want her to find out, hell I hope I was drunk and just seeing shit. Fuck all that though back to you and Nicole getting locked the fuck up.”

“Man,” I shook my head then drank some of my beer. “I don’t even wanna think about that shit. Thank you for bailing me out though, I’ll get the money back to you.”

“You good don’t even worry about it. Why did you let Nicole beat her ass though?”

“Let her? I was handcuffed and couldn’t do shit. She was about to swing on one of the cops but I guess my yelling at her hardheaded ass made her remember who she was being held by. That would’ve been one hell of a charge, as far as the assault shit Kelly’s drugged out ass isn’t going to go to court.”

“You know you gotta move though right? Niggas know where you live at and shit.” Tristan said and I nodded.

“I know man, I’m going to start looking tomorrow. I’m trying to get Nicole to move in with me but she’s on that it’s too soon shit.”

“Hersh tried that but I bought Jayden with us to see a house so she couldn’t say no after that. Nicole aint that easy, she would’ve said no anyway.”

“Exactly, she’s stubborn as fuck. It’ll work out though.” If you looked up the word stubborn in the dictionary you would see a picture of Nicole sitting right there because she’s the exact definition of that shit.

The girl doesn’t listen and she has a fucked up attitude. She’s like a small female version of me and I love that shit because she bites back. Other bitches I fucked with would back down as soon as I looked at their asses. Nicole, she doesn’t do that she’ll look me up and down and tell me to fix my damn face but at the same time she knows when to just sit back and let me lead the way. You don’t find too many women like that. Plus she’s smart, she works her ass off, she’s beautiful as fuck and she can knock a bitch out. She’s the perfect woman for me.

God himself would have to come down from heaven to get me to leave her ass alone because I’m not doing it for anybody walking this earth that’s for damn sure.

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