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I just want to say as someone who is naturally inquisitive, and big on critical thinking. You and FD Signifier are probably the only two people online, where I will seriously consider what you’ve said and at it to my arsenal of information without deep research to nit pick.

This is high praise, thank you 🫡

Times like this are when people who've actually done the work will shine.

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It must hurt to watch someone in the same league as you get drafted to your city, & become so important and loved to that city. Players like Derrick Rose, Dwayne Wade, Steph Curry, Kobe Bryant & Jordan mean so much to the city they were drafted

I know Dame Lillard always felt some kinda way about steph curry being a God in the bay when Lillard is from Oakland. To his credit, I think he's gotten better about it late into the his career.

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King, You can choose five vinyls that define your music taste from any genres, what are you picking?

2pac - Makaveli

Rage Against The Machine - The Battle of Los Angeles

Kanye - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Suga Free - Street Gospel

Tee Grizzley - My Moment

Killer Mike - I Pledge Allegiance to the Grind 2

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hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?

Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.

We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/economicCollapse

hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?

Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.

We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.

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hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?

Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.

We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.

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King years ago I bet you Takeoff solo album would sell more than Offset first week, which I lost. In turn I had to buy a bunch of stickers from your website. I finally lost my water bottle after all these years, stickers still were still in excellent condition. You wouldn’t happen to have an additional “Bampell noodle Su woop” sticker laying around I can cash app you for? That was one of my favorites, which I probably will never come across again

Ugh you were like 3 weeks too late, I JUST put those stickers in storage recently.

Also RIP Takeoff. I wasn't a fan but he didn't deserve to die over nothing the way he did.

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2024 about to end, and I’m pretty sure I have a porn addiction, gambling addiction, scrolling addiction, & use sex as an additional coping mechanism

Don't feel too bad, this is what our society is set up to produce. There are no guardrails, no fucks to give, no responsible adults behind the curtain making sure everything is okay. Just a collection of grifters.

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How are you coping with all this King? I knew it was coming because this has always been Amerikkka, but I'm alternating between waves of fear and anguish and rage.

Emotional eating and disassociating, mostly.

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since america has failed us again and put trump back in office, what you think is happening during these next 4 years? is there any hope that a young democrat that can emerge for the 2028 presidency?

People have no idea what they've just unleashed. The America we grew up with is dead and is never coming back.

Tougher times than you have ever experienced are coming.

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10 years of hate 🏆

Dej Loaf only released one song in her career and it was more menacing than anything Drake’s ever made. 

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Baka got a weird case

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If Marshawn Lynch does actually end up running for public office what is the most likely outcome? Does he become a surprise political success story that a city rallies around? Does he turn into an irredeemable coon that we’re all disappointed in? Actually now that I’m thinking about it I think he just wins the election to the surprise of some and realizes after a couple months that it’s not what he thought it would be/ he can’t enact the change he thought he could and he abruptly quits in the funniest way possible.

I think Marshawn has good intentions and will likely be out of his depth in the world of politics. He's real close with Gavin Newsom who will undoubtedly be in his ear shaping his political worldview and making sure Marshawn doesn't stray outside any lines that traditional democratic leadership wouldn't approve of (meaning no real change will be made).

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King are still not a fan of Larry June, and that lifestyle rap? If I was still in the south, I wouldn’t get it, but he has such an effortless cool about him and oozes this Oakland culture from the old school/ muscle car collections, to rapping one bar about eating clean and cardiovascular health to let a 304 know to ask the tricks for money not him, what is more Oakland than an album named “Spaceship on the blade?”

I fuck with Larry June as a concept, he carries himself like an Oakland nigga. But the music still hasn't captured me yet.

I listened to his Great Escape album with alchemist and I don't think I saved one track.

Feel free to recommend individual tracks if you want. I'm not committing to a full album rn lol

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The Tumblr feds recently got Eric (tsunamiwavesurfing) so I'm so glad to see you still here, King. Pouring one out

We losing recipes

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I had a long plan to eventually get my salary from the high 30k to 100k, stuck to it and accomplished those goals a few years ago. Surprisingly 100k salary is not what I thought it would be lol. Most of it goes to taxes, I can afford better hobbies, nicer watches, more spontaneous vacations or take a flight to go see something I wanted to or eat someplace I wanted to domestically. Putting away money and being financially disciplined will always be a major key no matter how much you make.

All facts. This was me in 2017.

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RIP KING JAFFE JOFFER 🫡

He lived a long life, was respected and revered, died old and peacefully.

It's really all you can ask for.