kingjaffejoffer
King Jaffe Joffer
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Started out poor with plans to own more.
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kingjaffejoffer · 1 month ago
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hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?
Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.
We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.
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kingjaffejoffer · 1 month ago
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https://www.reddit.com/r/economicCollapse
hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?
Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.
We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.
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kingjaffejoffer · 1 month ago
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hey king. not to sound paranoid, but do you have any practical tips to get ready for the coming months/years?
Get another stream of income. Start stacking now.
We absolutely have another recession coming, the economy is about to go to shit. By mid 2026 things will be tangibly worse than they are now.
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kingjaffejoffer · 1 month ago
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King years ago I bet you Takeoff solo album would sell more than Offset first week, which I lost. In turn I had to buy a bunch of stickers from your website. I finally lost my water bottle after all these years, stickers still were still in excellent condition. You wouldn’t happen to have an additional ��Bampell noodle Su woop” sticker laying around I can cash app you for? That was one of my favorites, which I probably will never come across again
Ugh you were like 3 weeks too late, I JUST put those stickers in storage recently.
Also RIP Takeoff. I wasn't a fan but he didn't deserve to die over nothing the way he did.
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kingjaffejoffer · 1 month ago
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2024 about to end, and I’m pretty sure I have a porn addiction, gambling addiction, scrolling addiction, & use sex as an additional coping mechanism
Don't feel too bad, this is what our society is set up to produce. There are no guardrails, no fucks to give, no responsible adults behind the curtain making sure everything is okay. Just a collection of grifters.
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kingjaffejoffer · 2 months ago
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How are you coping with all this King? I knew it was coming because this has always been Amerikkka, but I'm alternating between waves of fear and anguish and rage.
Emotional eating and disassociating, mostly.
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kingjaffejoffer · 2 months ago
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since america has failed us again and put trump back in office, what you think is happening during these next 4 years? is there any hope that a young democrat that can emerge for the 2028 presidency?
People have no idea what they've just unleashed. The America we grew up with is dead and is never coming back.
Tougher times than you have ever experienced are coming.
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kingjaffejoffer · 2 months ago
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10 years of hate 🏆
Dej Loaf only released one song in her career and it was more menacing than anything Drake’s ever made. 
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kingjaffejoffer · 2 months ago
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Baka got a weird case
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kingjaffejoffer · 2 months ago
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If Marshawn Lynch does actually end up running for public office what is the most likely outcome? Does he become a surprise political success story that a city rallies around? Does he turn into an irredeemable coon that we’re all disappointed in? Actually now that I’m thinking about it I think he just wins the election to the surprise of some and realizes after a couple months that it’s not what he thought it would be/ he can’t enact the change he thought he could and he abruptly quits in the funniest way possible.
I think Marshawn has good intentions and will likely be out of his depth in the world of politics. He's real close with Gavin Newsom who will undoubtedly be in his ear shaping his political worldview and making sure Marshawn doesn't stray outside any lines that traditional democratic leadership wouldn't approve of (meaning no real change will be made).
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kingjaffejoffer · 3 months ago
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King are still not a fan of Larry June, and that lifestyle rap? If I was still in the south, I wouldn’t get it, but he has such an effortless cool about him and oozes this Oakland culture from the old school/ muscle car collections, to rapping one bar about eating clean and cardiovascular health to let a 304 know to ask the tricks for money not him, what is more Oakland than an album named “Spaceship on the blade?”
I fuck with Larry June as a concept, he carries himself like an Oakland nigga. But the music still hasn't captured me yet.
I listened to his Great Escape album with alchemist and I don't think I saved one track.
Feel free to recommend individual tracks if you want. I'm not committing to a full album rn lol
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kingjaffejoffer · 3 months ago
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The Tumblr feds recently got Eric (tsunamiwavesurfing) so I'm so glad to see you still here, King. Pouring one out
We losing recipes
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kingjaffejoffer · 3 months ago
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I had a long plan to eventually get my salary from the high 30k to 100k, stuck to it and accomplished those goals a few years ago. Surprisingly 100k salary is not what I thought it would be lol. Most of it goes to taxes, I can afford better hobbies, nicer watches, more spontaneous vacations or take a flight to go see something I wanted to or eat someplace I wanted to domestically. Putting away money and being financially disciplined will always be a major key no matter how much you make.
All facts. This was me in 2017.
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kingjaffejoffer · 3 months ago
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RIP KING JAFFE JOFFER 🫡
He lived a long life, was respected and revered, died old and peacefully.
It's really all you can ask for.
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kingjaffejoffer · 4 months ago
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Just had to drop something off right quick
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kingjaffejoffer · 5 months ago
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You ever bringing the stickers back?
Maybe in the future for one last run , but it's honestly not a priority right now. Life been busy
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kingjaffejoffer · 5 months ago
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This will get a lot of hate, beside a few songs. I do not care for Snoops discography or albums like that & would be okay if I never heard one of his songs
I've heard people say the same thing about Jay-Z, Nas, and 2pac. Which is insane to me, but at this point I can't be bothered to get bent out of shape at other people's music opinions on the internet.
I'm not talking about you specifically, but there are so many people who have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. You can't get invested in an opinion from somebody who was not even equipped to give it.
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Prime example.
Someone will give a wild opinion and then later on you find out they've never heard Speakerboxx/The Love Below and nothing they say matters anymore
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