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you know them bitches have lost it when they can recite the whole reversed section in Vortex word for word
#its me#im bitches#i listen to the song and i start subconsciously mouthing along to the reversed section#both times that it plays#like i have that shit MEMORISED#only God can save me now#😃#link click#shiguang daili ren#sgdlr
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ahhh fucked up little six-nippled snake-handed spiritual dude covered in buffalo fur with heterochromia and a bird beak nose my beloved
oh YEAH? you only got ONE PEENEYE????
#xavier renegade angel#he's so fucked up and weird i love him#i have the entire argument he has with himself in shakashuri blowdown memorised word for word#you slumber a cucumber! you catch up on some zzz'eds you get outta my heads!#you snost you lost#that one isn't in the episode but it's so funny to say in his voice#a lot of things are funny to say in his voice#one time me and a friend were reading the entire ''does bruno mars is gay?'' website's pages in Xavier's voice#like it has multiple pages and all of the ones written by the ''does bruno mars is gay'' guy are all hilariously written#there's like 2 people running that website it's really funny#anyway...... xra funny you should go watch it if you like really surreal 3d animated shows that look like they come from a low budget-#-ps2 game with wordplay and a story that is simultaneously the dumbest and ridiculous and most clever thing you've ever heard#it has an episode where xavier's in a pickup truck getting chased by a sentient living explosion that used to be some kid's dad#and at the end of it he says ''they say when you die you shit your pants. not me. i'm gonna shit my heart out.'' and it's really funny#in the words of julius caesar: it's like lsd on acid!#sketch
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Based on a true story
#sonic#espio the chameleon#sonic the hedgehog#my art#so remember when I lost my progress on Team Chaotix Detective Agency#cos I lost the code to my iPad….#I didn’t have it memorised#and the only way to get into the Ipad again was to reset it and lose all the files on it#I was up to colouring#I’d been working on the chapter for a month and a half#it was 330 am and I was panicking#so I tried to calm down and thought nice things… like espio being cool#espio turns to me and says a number#I flinch irl and furiously type#it’s my fucking code#I wrote that shit down and slept like a baby#thank you mind secretary espio
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sent scary email brain is now stewing with every single possible worst outcome that could possibly come of this im going to have a stroke
#don't kick me off the team don't kick me off the team don't kick me off the team junior year is hard#pls bro collegeboard is absolutely whack you have to sign up HELLA early for good SAT seats its not#my fault that they test like 6 times a year with limited fucking testing centers#i do have to volunteer too. and idk if its worth it but holy shit bro i need those hours and ffs its relevant to what im pursuing#or planning on pursuing#listen listen listen guard??? cannot be my whole life???????#mr guard director if you have a tumblr and see this somehow i swear im going to watch all the full ensemble videos#and memorise everything to the point of insanity#jeezos#moots what do u want im writing my final will and testament#do you want every orv post ive ever made ITS YOURS#ill buy a djungleskog and raffle it out specifically for the day i die which is soon atp#i am so cooked i am so cooked you guys its over it is krimpover#im going to forget anything ever happened im going to travel to the moon kiana kaslana style and stay there#theres no sports credit on the moon. theres no collegeboard on the moon. no. no responsibility. just moon#pls#PLSSS
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so it turns out it was actually never that serious
#the exam literally went fine what the fuck just happened i feel like i just hallucinated that#like im not one of those people that go 'omg i did soooo badly :(' just to come out with top grades if i say it's going to shit#then it's becuase i genuinely wholeheartedly believe it#and my headspace before this exam was the worst it's been in MONTHS like i havent felt that bad for an exam since first year#and i sat down opened the paper and. remembered everything. like i literally just Knew the answers#im not saying ive passed bc am i fuck about to jinx it and i was still riding mainly blind bc i have NO idea where that knowledge came from#but at the very least there was a 35 marker that i KNOW i aced like i could picture the exact lecture slides it wanted me to discuss#and i had all of them memorised so at the very least ive got like. 30 marks. which is enough for me to pass the module#bc this exam is only weighted 75% and with my marks from the other 25% i only needed like 20 marks to pass this exam#which... makes it even more embarrassing that i failed it the first time but whatever!!!!#oh my god im so glad that's done im so happy IM FREE#just been in the kitchen dancing around to my little tunes and texting my friends <3#im meeting up with one of them when she gets off work at 5 and we're going for drinks#so ive got until then to nap and chill and then ill go to the shop and get us some food and wine#and she's gonna come here for a bit & then we'll go. like actually look at me. im having people over at MY HOUSE im going out to buy us WIN#im literally a functioning adult living independently who IS she a misty memory#alas i do only have £23 in my account so this is gonna be such a slay seeing how i make that stretch for a night out#i acc could budget for england when it comes to alcohol i think like the way i manage to have a good funky time with MINIMAL funds#is downright impressive. it's a skill idc what you say#hella goes to uni
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crazy how going to the skatepark in my commie bloc just to sit there for like 30 minutes doing fuck all and then leave immediately fixes my brain
#only 5pm and everything is dark and snowy. I'm having the time of my life#I've never seen a single person here other than me even tho ppl definitely come here#left empty for me specifically#i mean it's -1°c im sure noone else feels up to sitting outside in pajamas and a jumper like I'm doing rn but yknow#ofc it's not specifically abt this place it's abt romanticising every aspect of my life. but i#really like places that feel straight out of a pinterest board#like I'll never make one but im living all of them#i love being outside i love snow i love cold i love it when it gets dark early i love that we have 0 streetlights. slay#also. plugging my headphones in putting my hood up and getting on my kick scooter is so. im going to die#like i have the cracks in the street memorised but it's always scary jdmridjeifjjs#almost ate shit today coz everything is covered in black ice LMFAO#i need exam season to be over so i can go on stupid little quests again my daily walk and occasional#trips to the shops are nottttt enough for me. i need to go to the middle of nowhere and break into an abandoned building#barking#scootin
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I cannot fathom the level of self importance some people must have to behave this way
#it’s more so selfishness lmao#idk I’m getting unnecessarily worked up about this but 6 months ago I kinda vanished off of everywhere and then I noticed she deleted some#messages#girl I would’ve responded later calm down gosh the messages aren’t going anywhere nor are they disappearing#dora daily#I think of all people who should be mad you’re the last one because tell me why you were so viscerally rude to me since the beginning and#played a massive part of the roaa situation by being complacent when oh ! I thought you’d side with your alleged best friend ME#girl you have no right to complain at all not to mention you take FOREVER when you have no excuse to reply back but when I’m struggling I#apparently have zero excuse ☠️ girl bye#not to mention the fact that when I was so frustrated with myself having these bad headaches and being so incapable of doing anything when#exams were so close all you had to say was what can I do#well bitch what could I have done when you were at hospital#I guarantee you I was the only one texting you 24:7 asking how you were#reassuring you that it’s okay to feel upset about being in the fucking hospital and you don’t need to have such toxic positivity all the tim#oh but when the other girl had freaking back pain from her period or something apparently that’s more of a concern#girl bye#not me who has chronic headaches and cannot even study and nothing sticking cause it’s that bad#oh but go ahead compare it to your chronic illnesss like yes it’s horrible and yes it impacts you a lot#but I don’t think it impacts your brain and memorisation capacity#not to mention how fucking jealous she is of everything like I can say oh god I was so stressed and girl she has not felt stress in her life#compared to what I go through yet she is jealous of the fact I can stress ? tf?#and when I say I almost passed out cause of exhaustion she doesn’t give a shit when I was being so serious#in truth I’ve come to realise nobody does seem to care at all lmao they all think I’m lying#why would I lie about that be so fucking fr rn#anyways this is why I simply don’t want to talk about my physical condition with anyone anymore because they’ll think I’m a liar anyways 🤷♀#not to mention the fact if you even knew me a little you’d understand that it’s so impossibly hard for me to feel comfortable enough to#complain to talk about me feeling sick or sad or whatever I only do it here cause no one follows me and no one will rlly see it at all#but even here I feel like my throat closes up and I can barely breathe when I do complain#so pls …#this one sided friendship thing is crazy cause girl how do I shake you off?
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#AHHHHHHH#HE LOOKS SO JUST 🫠🫠🫠#I would love if he stood on me or put his hand around my neck or I just wanna touch his chest#I can’t speak but I can I just can’t explain this beautiful man#perfect is probably the word and I’ll use it#I just- Lewis you look stunning and you know what would he even better is if I was holding your hand in that photo#to be fucked by him on that car#all rough and then after he will be like are you all right bbg#I would fold#I already have!#he knows he is hot and he knows I can’t breathe looking at him through this phone of mine#technology is improving very quickly I should be able to touch him through my phone now!#let me hold him and let him grab me by my waist#can he lick me?#I would trace my fingers over each of his muscles and memorise each of his tattoos with my tongue#fuck me! I still can’t get over HIM#everything about him#and the fact he wears clothes! ones that look nice!#I have a deep love for fashion and Lewis so damn we should get married and age gaps are SO in#oh shit#isn’t he 38?#ummmm well I’ll make it work#just like he stretches me out#sir lewis hamilton#f1#yes sir#lewis hamilton#i love lewis
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Not felix zwayer refereeing the England v Netherlands match jude bellingham watch your back my guy
#I think maybe he shouldn’t be the ref given what happened but there we go#I think jude should call him out for match fixing again just for shits and giggles#I have that video of jude calling him out memorised btw like I can recite that shit with facial expressions at this point
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Girll ur leaving???? 😢 will miss reading your writing
Will u still be here to talk and stuff? Totally understand if u want to distance urself good luck with IB!!!!!!
im not like officially leaving but I stopped posting frequently a long time ago 😔 i still write it's just that nobody Here will be interested bcs its just oc stuff but ya I will be here to talk and stuff bcs i like yapping and listening to other ppl yap
and thank u !! its actually pretty fun till now I just hope my school speeds up w the portions bcs we're still p slow on that I wanna finish my ias up so bad bro 😭
but other than that there is also the issue of there being a lack of communication or moreso lack of resources given to us to help us on our research-based assignments like idk maybe it's because I'm coming from a board that always gives its students a crutch and ib is very researched based but I and a lot of my peers are lost on how exactly we're supposed to draft our ias or our ees etc etc 😔 we didn't come from myp we're literally the first dp batch and even tho the teachers r kind and teach well I'd still like to know their plan on how to help us on our cas hours etc
#honestly the adjustment will be so ass bcs i literally switched from cbse#rote learning and memorising q&as to this....💀 but tbh after the pandemic we switched to a more concept learning style so yayy#but apparently our eng is ass like our current eng teacher has ib experience so she was like u guys are at myp 2 level whem it comes to +#answering questions#but she was also like dw I'll help yall through it#i have the blessing of stuying in a school where the teachers are kind so yippeee#this ks also just me btw but i feel unsure ofthe language we're supposed to use once our exams begin bcs obvs ib vocab is diff#ik theres keywords n shit and no rote memorization but honestly looking at a prev year's question paperand a topper's answer sheet +#would help . so much .
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realising how mentally ill i am when i was trying to find a specific image of george harrison in his yellow turtleneck to cross reference it with the one he wore to the october 8th long long long session and so i was like. ok well i know he wears it in get back when theyre still at twickenham so my first instinct was to look for january 6th 1969 in beatles bible dot com and by god. realising im at the point where i can tell you the exact date george wore a specific shirt off the top of my head.....i think this has gone too far
#maybe its not too bad like i know loads of people who have dates and shit memorised <- all insane people i met online#emi's meandering jotts#i think its the orange turtleneck he wore in the revolution video btw i THINK but im not sure. it would be about the right timeframe for it#its a shame they never took any colour photos at the long long long session (as far as i can remember) but well. such is the way of old men
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me: I want to go back to university
me, needing to study like 2 pages of content: I would rather do Anything else
#m#dumbassery#tbf it's like boring and pointless and stupid shit mostly#like do I really need to be able to list warnings and fouls off by heart#or know the history of Some Guy they named some shit after#pure memorisation#which I expect little or none of in my actual studies#anyway I skipped a grading due to injury and not feeling ready#yet I still feel very unprepared despite having twice the amount of training time than usual#feels like it's going to be bad. and I just want it to be over#gah
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dude the one thing about ultrakill is that its sound design kind of fucks really hard
#pig originals#i have like. the enemies spawning noises + the drone projectile noise + the streetcleaner dying noises in my head#memorised and shit. and the way that like the guitar rolls back in so smoothly when combat starts back up especially in the prelude? god#its wild. that game has a fucking hold on me
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i'm not really into astrology, but based on their national days, apparently Ro is a sagittarius, Serb is an aquarius & Bul is a pisces, and y'know what? It kinda fits them.
#just talking recreationally#hetalia#romania#bulgaria#serbia#aph#hws#Ive said in the past that Ro is probably an astrology girlie and I figured I probably ought to learn more about astrology#Look he's totally the guy to have his friends' birth charts memorised and shit like that#And he's probably talking about astrology stuff to like Serb and he only really understand half of what he's talking about#But he's madly in love with Ro and will learn about astrology in order to impress him lol#(Ro probably listens to all of Serb's rants about his interests too so they're even)#At this point their common love language is just infodumping loll
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that was AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#physics exam in the LIBRARY w year 10s and 13s. then they forgot my namewhen they were calling the seats#turns out i was sitting right in the middle of the y13s but at least She was bheind me#She stole my pen LMAO idc tho Shes Her. wtvr#THEN they start 5 mins late and its already an exam that runs after skl.#then the questions were AWFUL like holy fuck i have never seen that in my LIFE what the shit#then we finished @ 3:20 and then i RAN home and my siblings were stuck outside 4 40 mins bc neither o them had their keys..#they KNEW i would be runninh late so thats theri fault#i almost had a coughing fit too#BUT. considering all of the above and the fact i didnt sleep till 3am and my tummy anf ear are being EVIL#i did good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11#also what the FUCK does a diode do i dont get it#EDIT: MY MUMS MAD BC I TOLD HER I DINT FINISH 2 QS#DGBIRDKFVJBGITREFKJB#GIRL TRY AND MEMORISE THE DEFINITONS AND EQUATIONS FOR HEAT LATENCY 5 MINS B4 THE EXAMS anywayzzzzzzzzzzz#my brothers getting a iphone 4 eid bro#im getting NOTHING LMAOOOOOO#whatd he do that i dint.................................................................anywayz idc#but i need to find my phone LOL#ok bye
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i love when you make your environment absolutely perfect to Get Shit Done like i had a nap i ate food and made coffee i put the big light on i got in comfy clothes i made sure i was warm enough i got all my stuff out. and then executive dysfunction goes 'watch this!' and you get nothing done forever and ever
#sincerely a girlie who has a microeconomics exam TOMORROW and was supposed to start studying an hour ago#and i hear your 'most revision the night before is just reassurance bc if u dont know it by now you wont! you'll be fine!'#but im TELLING YOU i will not be fine#i have 50 flashcards to memorise#i have not started#and i dont even mind memorising flashcards bc as dull as it is im really fucking good at bulk memorising shit#like i can memorise 300 flashcards in a night for an exam the next day (<- tried and tested)#(i did all my gcse geography revision the night before by doing this and i was three marks off a grade 9 ur girl can MEMORISE)#and i get into a real groove of it so like. WHAT IS THE ISSUE HERE#JUST DO YOUR FLASHCARDS BITCH WHY ARE U READING FIC#im so burnt out and exams havent even started pray for me please#might shower and see if that wakes me up#my flat has like an actual power shower i have MISSED HER my home shower is this shitty electric one that feels more like light rain#oh yeah im back at uni btw! i missed my bed sm i forgot how comfy she was#hella goes to uni
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