kylewalker-peters
kylewalker-peters
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Eleanor 25Cock on ball team? A team made out of bees? Sounds silly I’m pretty sure that’s fake
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kylewalker-peters · 9 hours ago
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but also why the FUCK is the audioguide a ninendo 3ds??? you got nintendo money but you can't have better toilet facilities? don't piss me off s'il vous plait
in many ways the louvre is my enemy after spending like 8 hours wandering around that hellish maze of a museum but they also extended their couture exhibit that i didnt know existed so i got to see some absolutely GORGEOUS pieces as a special little treat so in many ways it's also my good friend
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kylewalker-peters · 9 hours ago
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in many ways the louvre is my enemy after spending like 8 hours wandering around that hellish maze of a museum but they also extended their couture exhibit that i didnt know existed so i got to see some absolutely GORGEOUS pieces as a special little treat so in many ways it's also my good friend
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kylewalker-peters · 11 hours ago
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OH MY GOD
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kylewalker-peters · 11 hours ago
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IF ONLY WE WERE IN SOME SORT OF PERIOD IN WHICH FOOTBALL CLUBS COULD SELL AND ACQUIRE PLAYERS TO IMPROVE THEIR SQUAD
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kylewalker-peters · 11 hours ago
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well slay the house down crystal palace divas
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kylewalker-peters · 12 hours ago
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Old man I think you’ve still got one more season in you btw if you wanted to rethink this whole thing I think you walk into our starting 11
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kylewalker-peters · 12 hours ago
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His last action in a dortmund shirt being to concede a goal…. Oh mats beloved
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kylewalker-peters · 12 hours ago
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Now why are we letting some Italian freaks score during my grandad’s farewell match??? Ageist freaks
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kylewalker-peters · 12 hours ago
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Now I knew I had feelings about hummels but why am I crying just turning this stupid farewell game on???
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kylewalker-peters · 13 hours ago
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Traitors US season 2 episode 3 I am witnessing wins for Bergie nation that have never been seen before by society
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kylewalker-peters · 13 hours ago
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My whole twitter feed is just the video of super sexy tyrone mings dragging that scumbag around and I clap and cheer every time I see it
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kylewalker-peters · 14 hours ago
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And is sancho still fucking around at United?!?!! Good fucking god man the season is next week do you want to be a footballer or a professional bench warmer???
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kylewalker-peters · 14 hours ago
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Also we need to investigate why every other club can sell unwanted players for 100 billion pounds whereas spurs can’t sell anyone for more than 5p and an I Owe U letter
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kylewalker-peters · 14 hours ago
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Spurs women are literally going to get relegated before mine very own eyes and I’m going to have to sit there and pretend to be shocked and flabbergasted that one new player and a new manager didn’t fix the glaring issues we saw with an identical squad last season because asking this club to do anything with the women’s team is apparently a hardship that a club as rich as ours couldnt possibly undertake (and it’s not like they’re bothering to use any of that wealth on the fucking men’s team either)
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kylewalker-peters · 14 hours ago
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Dortmund had 3 people managing the club last year and in a miracle not seen since Jesus Christ walked the earth they managed to get a UCL spot. With a squad that was weak and only made weaker by injuries and incapable of competing in one comp let alone 3 this genius club decided the best course of action to improve upon a godawful season would be to buy the 19 year old brother of an ex-player and do absolutely nothing else
The rage I feel about this transfer window could power a medium sized nation
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kylewalker-peters · 14 hours ago
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The rage I feel about this transfer window could power a medium sized nation
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kylewalker-peters · 1 day ago
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Finally caving and watching a yank traitors season truly wish me luck
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