#like i can’t do anything but laugh

[bibleofficial]

ok so the pigeons have turned BOTH sides of my windowsill into the Colosseum like yall need to keep the FIGHTING OUTSIDE 😭😭😭😭 IM SHITTING !!!!!!

[stargirl230]

kaito screencap redraw! plus my favorite panel from the scarlet return arc lol

I've been reading detco for like 2 years and the unhealthy obsession fanart motivation finally caught up

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[kingofanemptyworld]

hey you know what would be fun? a fic where the Royal Guard follows through with their plans to make Ichigo the new Soul King and Grimmjow promptly loses his shit because what the actual fuck Ichigo has already given these people literally everything, twice, and this is how they repay him? recruits Nel and Harribel and Urahara and Yoruichi (after Nel sits on him for a while because Jesus Christ Grimmjow you can’t storm Soul Society by yourself no matter how much you’ve powered up) and it’s the Ryoka Invasion all over again except with pissed off arrancar instead. I just think it would be neat

[peach-pot]

highly reccomend coming up with a nicholasname. my name is maggie which is short for magnesium and my other name is tag which is short for protagonist. beautiful world

oh this is so silly and fun ! I have a friend who started calling me darcifer as a goof extension of darcy… maybe this can be my nicholasname

[ophernelia]

I had six honey mangos in my home. I ate two. I got up today and now there are zero honey mangos in my home now. So.. do I break up with my boyfriend rn or later?

[spineless-lobster]

I can’t believe my mother laughs at me whenever I play the lyre, if she’s not careful apollo will strike her down

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

I’m giving Charles a medal. That was thee worst Portuguese I’ve ever heard. Takes some talent.

[steelycunt]

living with boys when you are a girl is just like. everything is fine and fun but do not ever voice discomfort or ask someone to do something they should be doing anyway or remind someone of something that needs to be done because then you are a boring bossy nag and also irrational and unreasonable and hysterical and also kind of a bitch because it was never that deep in the first place and you need to relax and get off their backs and why are you so angry oh my god.

[mildmayfoxe]

new kid started at work today (for those keeping track this is the kid we interviewed a few weeks back who afterwards i realized was following my shop insta but i don’t post about my job on there so they probably don’t realize it’s me) and my coworker and i switched off half the day training so i went up and was like “ok so what did you talk about with [coworker]? :) any questions so far?” and they were like extremely silent and non-responsive to the extent where after i gave them several seconds of quiet to think of something to say i just gave up and started a training task with them. hello?? im so sorry to this kid but unfortunately if you’re going to work a retail position you have to speak to people!!

[meepmeep19]

Yk how Dazai contributed to half of the PM’s profits during his time in the mafia? Imagine if Chuuya had been responsible for the other half. So like everyone else in the ENTIRE PM only contributed like 0.0001% in total lmao💀

And so Mori would like on the reg call meetings calling (read: scold like a high school teacher) everyone except SKK (he does NOT need to increase their ego anymore than it already is lmao) while massaging his temples like

Mori: Can you please explain how two immature CHILDREN have managed to contribute more to this organization than every single TRAINED ADULT in this room???

Ace: (because he is 100% enough of a snivelling weasel to insult two children out of pure pettiness) It’s not our fault Sir. We’re all only human after all, but those things-they’re INHUMAN!!! Demons like them obviously don’t need to take any breaks; hence the cause of the work discrepancy. If it wasn’t for this minor detail, then I can assure you Sir, that we would all prove to be FAR more competent than those freaks.

Mori: (already feeling a headache coming on) Ace, how many times do we have to go through this? They’re not actually…

Meanwhile SKK are right outside the door eavesdropping and snickering to themselves (after having just come back from playing competing in the arcade for like 7+ hours lol) Yes their egos are in fact inflating to a horrifically unhealthy degree.

[bookwyrminspiration]

maybe im the problem but I cannot take renata seriously. “I am vengeance in the night” sure you are <3

[superseal76]

Every time the sibs and I get groceries we like to have a blackberry and raspberry snack when we get home. Well the past few weeks the blackberries have been exceptionally good. Tonight my brother (Nolan) says this.

*looks over the berries* “Ahhh this one’s got some red on it-must be good.” *pops it in his mouth and walks off*

Meanwhile my sister and I are just eating as he comes back.

“Ya know thag BlackBerry was the Greatest Generation. No GenZ berry could be that good.”

My sister and I just shake our heads

😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[simcardiac-arrested]

once again sorry to everyone for bringing this to your dashboards. but some of you are like, genuinely delirious. not even in a funny way. & i hope you die. i hope we both die. hand in unlovable hand etc etc

[kavehater]

Man I just give up.

[bubmyg]

y’all also think so deeply in black and white it’s hilarious please open the schools. the door was not just blue. no one is “canceling hoseok” no one is even talking specifically about hoseok. we all (us normal people) hate the military. no one said he can’t cope however he chooses considering HE is the one living through the forced conscription. i at the very least would hope y’all would stop calling him/the imagery of forced conscription “so sexy 😍”

[loderlied]

posting on here is like my sisyphean boulder i'm constantly rolling tbh