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ohh. do you think bad was trying to use his friends as his moral compass yesterday. he feels bad about the worker- not a lot, not enough to not do it, but enough to doubt. He knows his children would not be proud of him. He knows he would probably make pomme cry. but he has to do anything, doesnt he?
but there’s still that doubt. so he goes to etoiles, the island protector, his warrior friend. listen to these cool plans for murder, etoiles, you dont have to protect them from me, but here is how i would kill you all. is that alright? is that fun? would you like to help? but etoiles doesnt give bad a definite answer either way- they’re good, as long as they dont betray each other. and etoiles likes fights, so giving him more magma cubes would just be more enrichment, and etoiles will not let the other islanders hurt bad. there’s no definite “this is bad so you shouldnt do it” it’s “the others might get mad at you” and. well. they already got mad at him for something he didnt do. so it doesnt really matter
and then he goes to foolish. foolish. his bestie. His worstie. the other immortal. foolish understands things the way that the others dont- torture is fun, and so is kidnapping, and so is arresting each other and being arrested together. foolish gets the most hints. foolish gets a direct answer. does anything include hurting the other islanders? Yes. Is that too far? Is that too much? Will you help? Anything for the kids. anything for some chaos. If foolish told him to stop, really, genuinely told him no- would he listen? would he tone it back? maybe. i think so. but instead foolish has agreed to help, so obviously it must not be that bad. foolish even asked if “anything” meant hurting the kids! he’s clearly thinking clearly! Foolish understands, and bad hasn’t gone too far. not yet. (he will if he has to)
#anything for the eggs#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#just! the way he was goading them both yesterdsy!!#and the way he told etoiles he didnt have to protect the other islanders vs directly telling foolish the others would be hurt#like hot damn hot damn
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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#nobody wants this#one of the hottest first kisses i've ever seen#like damn#🔥🔥🔥#their chemistry is unreal#hot hot hot#love#so romantic#kiss#kisses#kissing#hug#hugs#hugging#kristen bell#adam brody#1x2#noah x joanne#noah roklov#joanne x noah#cute things#my heart
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really? right in front of my karaage?
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more windbreaker comics
#im ngl this scene cracked me TF up when i rewatched it#umemiyas talking to choji but right as he says this specific phrase he looks STRAIGHT AT SAKURA#almost as if he's flexing like “hey hey sakura. hey. did u know. id never lose. winks. isnt that hot of me. isnt that cool. are u smitten”#like dude you met this kid just YESTERDAY and youre immediately letting him decide the other teams punishment and giving special treatment#damn bro i know hes a cutie cat but CHILL OUt#(i say as if episode one sakura didnt have me on my fucking KNEES)#anyways thats enough out of me onto tags winks#umesaku#umsk#wind breaker#wbk#wind breaker comics#comics#thecmart#hajime umemiya#haruka sakura#ive had this in my wips for a while now but the latest wbk chapter spurred me to finally finish it.. umsk real guys... umsk real
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campaign 3 episode 120: Imogen Temult, Exaltant Hope of the Red Storm (hot girl shit)
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr lb#ygifs#imogen#cr3#she literally!!!!!!!!!! is the main character actually!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#her literally being the chosen one to defeat predathos this abandoned girl this forgotten daughter#a decade of ostracizing hell and discomfort and she gets up every time she falls down#and with every reason to dive into the darkness and power and damn the gods all imogen wants is to help#to be good and to do good#and she does. she stares into the digested faces of dying gods and she brings down their nightmare#imogen living and struggling in the shadow of life and she stopped the oblivion of the gods just by. trying her best.#savior of three campaigns is a lesbian? absolutely#and she's like insanely hot her face Alone stopped a betrayer's divine intervention who else could Ever??NO ONE#imogen getting to rip into predathos must've felt amaaaaaazing it’s what she deserves
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Their actual first meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU!
Katara had her Oh moment before exchanging a word with Jian Li, and while she gets over it in time (or, at least, convinces herself that she's not embarrassed by her initial reaction to him) this quasi-interaction haunts her for the first couple of days of their stay in Kyoshi Island.
It's just not fair that the place is full of gorgeous people! Or that he's not only beautiful, but also kind and awkward and respectful and dorky and—oh, La—she's in trouble.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#zutara au#prince zuko#atla art#kyoshi warrior ursa au#kyoshi warrior zuko#kyoshi warriors au#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi island#zuko x katara#katara x zuko#katara art#katara fanart#katara of the southern water tribe#zutara fanart#zutara art#Me: damn I hate doing backgrounds *proceeds to draw the most detailed and complicated backgrounds ever*#Why do I do this to myself. Whyyyyyy#Anyway I think Katara having her “oh no he's hot” moment before actually meeting the guy is the funniest thing ever#If only because that's the general reaction Zuko gets from about 90% of the people they meet in this AU#Katara doesn't have an instant crush actually. And neither does he. She just knows he's gorgeous and isn't afraid to tell him so once she...#...notices that he's got self-esteem issues but manages to hide them with fake confidence#Then it's all Katara showering Jian Li with genuine praise and our boy spluttering and blushing like a schoolgirl with a crush for hours#But it's okay. He turns the tables on her.#Zuko as Jian Li
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Streamer/YouTuber AU
#Kirishima play cozy games#Bakugo plays horror and first person shooter games#they sometimes collaborate#and they tease each other a lot -> Kirishima has a dumb crush on him#they meet for a convention#and Bakugo is like damn he is kinda hot and cool#myart#my art#bnha#my hero academia#mha#bakugou katsuki#kirishima eijirou#kiribaku
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the degree to which magic in bbc merlin is an allegory for queerness is insane. what do you mean people with magic hide in fear for their lives because it’s illegal. what do you mean merlin’s mother sent him away to the big city bc she was afraid of what would happen if their small town found out he had magic. what do you mean merlin is taken in by an unmarried old man who used to practice magic but can’t anymore. what do you mean morgana was morally on uther’s side until she realized who she was and that he was wrong for wanting people like her dead. what do you mean anti-magical propaganda spreads misinformation that all magic is evil and everyone who practices it is also evil and should be killed. what do you mean there’s a recurring underlying theme of magical being solidarity
#what do you mean everyone merlin tells about his magic is a hot man and/or a twink#what do you mean merlin flirts with every (male) sorcerer he comes across#what do you mean morgause shows up acting like a whole lesbian#what do you mean the druids are forced to live outside society and are seen as lesser than and to be avoided at all costs#what do you mean magical beings are hoping for a better life once arthur becomes king bc he doesn’t share the#same anti-magic values as his father#i’m only on season 3 so i’m probably missing a bunch but even atp im flabbergasted#but damn this is hitting hard#i’m sure this has all been beaten to death but i’m new here sorry#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin emrys#uther pendragon#morgana pendragon#gaius merlin#em saying things
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i love that Neve canonically throws hands. like she’s a literal mage there’s no reason for her to be doing all that but she will get right up close and physically fight enemies in this game. woman of the year
#Rook watching her zoom past them to kick a Venatori in the face with her sick prosthetic snake leg: damn that’s hot#neve gallus#veilguard posting#local mage runs out of mana and starts straight slapping people is my favourite trope#also i think she punched Aelia in tevinter nights? can’t 100% remember but I think thats how she distracted her#listen I feel like she physically fought people in magic school. she’s being picked on for being from Dock Town and she just whacks them#as she should!!!!!
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nothing like some rest and relaxation after a long day of travelling 😇💕 ((from my oneshot! ao3/wattpad))
#im just imagining when these two check into an inn the innkeeper is like....😒😒 cuz bro KNOWS whats coming just by looking at them#its palpable...bc theyre both way too hot and also im sure seb is just vibrating to get to their room for the night and its VERY obvs BAHAH#u aint slick bruh#yes heres your room..... its the most soundproof one🤺🤺🤺#i just rly wanted to do a smut scene where seb was still clothed esp in his damn trench coat ok!! this oneshot is so self indulgent LMAO😇#rest in peace clora#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#clora clemons#choccyart
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the contrast between mizu's husband calling her a monster after she beats him in a lighthearted spar vs taigen getting a goddamn boner because mizu was wrestling with him. incredible.
#blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai spoilers#when i watched that bit with her husband i was like damn mizu deserves someone who finds sparring as hot as she does#and. well. that's taigen
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I remember when the very first teaser trailer for HTTYD2 came out in 2013 and almost everyone on the internet collectively Lost Their MINDS over Hiccup's glow up, lmao, good times 👍
#random ramblings#I was there Gandalf; I was there among the exploding ovaries 11 years ago like hot damn#and I was one of them and it was Glorious 👌👌#wait- 11 YEARS ALREADY???#hold up i need my cane
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perspective study that i decided to draw as corona bc the pose reminded me of her and then i struggled and i struggled and i struggled and i str
#i hate doin perspective like this bc u be getting like dysmorphia but for ur art like#im pretty sure this is jank but i just can't be bothered to fix it anymore so HERE#my art#procreate#the locked tomb#tlt#coronabeth tridentarius#nona the ninth#ntn#i find drawing her face so damn hard i hate drawing hot people
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not to toot my own horn too loud or anything but i've showered 5/6 days so far this week and started running again and now i can kill god
#ramble#neurotypicals don't interact i'm tired of explaining why showering is the bane of my fucking existence#my thought process is like#go for run -> get all sweaty and gross -> NEED to shower -> ahah get clean motherfucker#i don't think i can get away with not doing it rn it's too damn hot#also they should invent a version of the feeling you get after a run that doesn't involve actually running. bc starting up again HURTS#but i. refuse to go back to the gym it's just too Much there#jogging is great bc there's the sun and grass and DOGS and gym bros don't bother you
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Question, why does upcoming action comedy christmas movie, "Red One", starting Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, has also...
A HOTTEST LOOKING KRAMPUS EVER!!??
#krampus#red one#monster fuckers#monster fucker#monster husband#monsterfucker#monster lover#monster lovers#terato#teratophillia#terat0philliac#just look at him#he's kinda hot#hottie#handsome#what a handsome man#oh my gosh#so hot omg#omg 🥵#hot damn 🥵#like 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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a while back i read jane eyre for the first time since high school in anticipation of watching the 2006 wilson/stephens miniseries. it's incredible to reread these classic novels as an adult, because while i got all the words and understood the *content* as a teenager, i didn't at all find the book interesting or fun to read. anyway i think one of the reasons that book stood the test of time isn't so much the gothic intrigue and how fucked up rochester and his wife are . he sucks so bad in so many ways . but he keeps needing rescued from stuff and only jane can do it . he fucking breaks an ankle falling off a horse early in her employment with him and she's the one who helps him back to the house . his attic wife sets his bedroom on fire and jane's the one who finds him and puts it out before he dies of smoke inhalation . then attic wife sets the house on fire after jane leaves and the whole place burns to the ground, grievous death and permanent injuries, etc, etc. jane comes back yippee everything's okay again! austen heroes don't get wounded like that because they're far too sedate and busy engaging in social seasons and heathcliff is like not wounded physically so much as destroyed emotionally . but this dude strikes the balance for readers who best enjoy when a man is collapsing of various problems and literally cant survive a day without some governess to pour water on his four-poster so he doesn't fry to a crisp
ALSO . i particularly was interested in the passages just after jane first meets him where she talks a lot about how if he was a normal polite person, or even just like a normal Lord with like, a sense of propriety and good manor house manners, she'd have been shy and awkward and uncomfortable and would have hated him. but i think where some interpretations get it wrong is that she doesn't think his rudeness is HOT. she thinks it's good for her own confidence, in that she knows her own self-esteem and social comfort levels are so low that all the scripts of peerage and society make her crawl into herself and disappear. she doesn't know how to follow the scripts convincingly, she's been emotionally abused her whole life so she has no sense of self-worth, but he doesn't follow the script. which means she doesn't have to worry about following it either. which does wonders for her confidence levels because when she can just act in ways that make sense to her rather than second-guessing whether she will be Approved Of, she can actually be a person. and that's what she first appreciates about him: his ability to (more or less without trying or even noticing) facilitate that for her.
"The incident had occurred and was gone for me: it was an incident of no moment, no romance, no interest in a sense; yet it marked with change one single hour of a monotonous life. My help had been needed and claimed; I had given it: I was pleased to have done something, trivial, transitory though the deed was, it was yet an active thing, and I was weary of an existence all passive."
#like she genuinely is not Brooding Guy Hot#she's like. guy with no social graces got me feeling confident about my own lack thereof!#and 'random asshole needs a hand and i provided it. damn this whole taking actions of my own volition thing feels good'#otherwise this book is like. ~okay~ . but it does have a surfeit of rescuing this guy . which is what im there for in the first place#jane eyre#q
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