#like every single time i laugh

[wheel-of-hyperfixation]

my black ass when a writer needed some angst in the form of an ex and now billy is flirting with reader:

[lupins-hehim-pussy]

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he giggles

[spookberry]

endlessly entertained by their constant bickering tbh

[jinstronaut]

kim seokjin, according to @aprylynn happy birthday apryl! ♡♡♡

[the-kipsabian]

what is your favorite quote from the infamous hp fanfic, my immortal

[skunkes]

the single cybertruck spotted in our city just drove right next to us while we were walking the dogs and we all had this face trying not to point and laugh

[mudkipper]

Timothy Olyphant and Walton Goggins in Justified (2010-2015)

[zishuge]

no thoughts head empty just huahua and empty hands running away from fang duobing

[gunsatthaphan]

so anyway happy 1st anniversary to this historical moment.

[flying-cat]

I can't imagine being anywhere near as insane as Trump supporters because my dad told me that he, earlier, drove past a guy putting a "Harris Walz 2024" sign outside his house and decided to yell out at him "TRUMP 2024 YOU COCKSUCKER" and flip him off. And he laughed when he told me because he thinks that yelling at a man (emphasized man because he thinks men should be "better" than women, and "better" would be voting for Trump in this case) who is voting for a "whore who slept her way to the top" (his exact words) is funny. And expected me to laugh with him. And got angry when I didn't and just stared at him in disbelief. Even though he already knows that I don't like Donald Trump. These people fully expect others to find their weird ass derogatory words and behavior FUNNY. Donald Trump is leading a cult of old people who he brainwashed into being delusional with him.

[angelmush]

the other day i walked around the golden lake w my love and the sun was setting hot and orange and we watched a brown duck preening through the weeds, ducking her head under the dark water. the cool lake swallowed up my tired feet to the ankles and we counted the dog walkers with their curly panting doodles and their handsome german shepherds and their whip smart little terriers and we admired the careful construction of a sand castle whose moat held determinedly against the lapping of the waves. we could feel in our chests the persistent thunderous thumping of celebratory music at the finish line of the lakeside 5k, welcoming each gasping runner across its bounds. and i felt like crying. i felt like curling into myself and crying. we walked through the swamp of the bird sanctuary afterwards and listened to the woods sing and croak and groan and then we went and got ube and yuzu gelato and devoured it suntired and sweating on the couch in our living room. and i was so overcome w a deep and true unshakeable happiness and a sort of confused grief that i wanted to sob and sob and sob.

[rulesofdisorder]

something i actually love about the young justice tv show is that every season has a time skip and the writers are like “okay??? just figure it out”

like season 1 to 2 time skip where they don’t tell you that there’s a time skip but robin looks different and you’re like ok. i know there are multiple robins, perhaps this is jason and NOPE!!!! tim. they don’t explain this and you’re like ok whatever and then you find out later that jasons robin died, not unexpected if you know the lore but this is untouched by the narrative and also unexplained. did he die differently from the comics? everyone knows about him but they don’t say anything (until season 4 when they say his name but not his role/identity on the team). and then season 2 to 3 time skip and there are more bats and you’re like oh hello. nice to see you. no explanation they are simply there now.

also season 2 to 3 time skip and there are 3 different roy harpers. you know about 2 of them and then there is inexplicably a 3rd roy harper but again we’re not gonna talk about that, that’s just jim. he looks like the oldest but is actually the youngest. FIGURE IT OUT!!!! love it

[ghoul--doodle]

Edgeworth’s misunderstanding of and not wanting to deal with psyche-locks will never not be funny to me

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive been unhealthily fixated on kubosai for the past few weeks, i just have no idea how to put it into words. kuboyasu aren and saiki kusuo are in love btw

[toldentops]

mandatory viewing of one of my favorite videos on earth

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! I have a question that (judging by how my mom reacted when I asked) is going to sound like a joke, but I am genuinely asking because I really don't know what's funny about it and I would like to So the other day at work a contractor called me, asked one question I could (and did) answer, and then spent 10 minutes complaining about his phone, insisting it was a problem on our company's end. The problem is his phone not dinging to alert him when he gets emails from us, and after I gently tried explaining a couple times that the issue is on his end, not mine, he just kept getting angrier and insisting that is was not on his end. I finally said "I'm sorry, I can't fix that. Is there anything else I can help you with?" He said, angrily "Well there's no need to be sassy about it" and hung up on me And like, I get that it's funny he hung up on me after calling me sassy of all things (far from the worst thing I've been called at work) but both my boss and my mom separately seem to think my response is funny??? I thought I was just being professional! Am I missing something?