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miss-fantasticale · 2 years ago

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Is it unhealthy to fall for fat men ?

#cannonbolt #ben 10 #spooky month bob velseb #spooky month bob #spooky month #bob velseb #quote #admin speaks #unhealthy boys are hot #but tell me is it unhealthy for myself #like eating too much chocolate #and candies

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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baggidude · 2 months ago

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So what if it turns out symbiotes can survive on MALE JUICES so to keep the killing rate low Eddie becomes a manwhore? Like its not as good as brains but it MUCH better than what chocolate does.

#Not sure what this is #Eddie is still loyal to Venom but Venom gets it #Venom already sucked eddie dry so they need other people #Venom is like yummy yummy #This feels too much so im only using ship tags #Ignore me just thinking about these 2 again #Venom: EDDIE IM HUNGRY #Eddie: Not now venom im busy #Venom: EDDIE OPEN GRINDR NOW IM HUNGRY #Eddie: Its late just eat a chocolate bar #Venom: NO! ITS NOT A STRONG ENOUGHT HIT FOR WHAT I NEED #No ending to whatevr that was #The best posts are made when your tired and should have gone to bed an hour ago #symbrock #veddie #eddie x venom #I accept whatever punishment you deem fit for this #Censsored other word cause brian sucks

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girlivealwaysbean · 3 months ago

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mann im going to get my blood reports tomorrow and im lwk scared

#mostly it's fine but i looked up this medicine the doc prescribrd me and she said it's for weight loss #but i looked it up and everywhere it said it's for type 2 diabetes #to control blood sugar levels when it's so wildly out of control that nothing is fixing it #why would she give me that??? i mean im obviously gonna ask but tab tak ki anxiety bhai #i have barely processed the fact that pcod is a chronic illness which means im going to have it forever im mostly avoiding thinking about #it cause it feels too big and unbearable #diabetes would be fucking wild man im 21 years old #i am doing so terrible in not turning out to be like my dad lol i want to cry #i just hate hate hate this so much #like i was trying really fucking hard but depression wasn't getting fixed and i kept eating sleeping being in bed all day #like how can one illness cause another be frr man give me a break 😭#and i cannot even officially say depression i just sorta googled thr symptoms and relate to them most days but not everyday #so like #what is all this for #ugh goodnight i hope i wake up and it's all alright #i don't want to be a calorie counting sweet avoiding freak i love chocolate

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blububbie · 5 months ago

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The Magnus Protocol Episode 25 was NOT the right thing to listen to while eating a snack

I'm sorry chocolate cookie

#the magnus protocol episode 25 #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 25 #gut feelings #jonathan sims #alexander j newall #ewwwww ewie ewie #hungry man diner #i just wanted to eat a snack #gonna eat it anyway i like chocolate cookies too much

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mental1975 · 1 month ago

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Who let him in the kitchen

#teru just wanted to make breakfast for his siblings #he's just a little guy #but get him out the kitchen #he's like my sister when she trys to cook because every single time she does she messes something up #leaves the Carmel out of Carmel brownies #puts too much water in scones #leaves the chocolate chips out of brownies #never eat anything my sister gives you #or anything teru gives you no matter how pretty either of them are #anyways 😭#teru minamoto #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun

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strawnger · 14 days ago

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fairy steve x werewolf eddie except steve has vicious little fangs that can rip your neck out and razor sharp wings that slice through skin and bone with ease, and eddie coughs up hairballs sometimes and he blissfully kicks his foot when u rub his tummy

#they both like sweets except steve gets stronger after eating sugar and eddie gets a tummy ache from eating too much chocolate #steddie #stranger things #fantasy au #fairies #werewolves

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camellcat · 2 months ago

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so, my mom accidently got pizza with no sauce instead of no cheese, right? and she said she can't eat so I have to. and while I was holding the most stiff piece of pizza I'd ever even had, I thought, well, hell, what if I pulled a dawn summers and just... put random shit on it that I already know I like?

do NOT mix bbq sauce with chocolate sauce on top of bland gross pizza I can't get the taste out of my mouth oh my god I had to throw it out I straight up gagged trying to eat more after that I am never making that mistake again food experimentation is NOT for me

#I will say I didn't mention it but I liked dipping my slice in the icing that came with the breadsticks #I don't think it's great but it's like when you dip a fry in a shake. I just couldn't help myself I kept doing it #the bbq with the sauceless pizza was weird but not... terrible? I could've ate it but I didn't outright enjoy it #and the chocolate was alright. a little too humm sweet (?) for me but it mixed with the pizza better #the mix was a bit odd it was like the icing but the chocolate was just too much for me for some reason where the icing wasn't #but TOGETHER? WHY DID I DO THAT? WHAT POSSESSED ME INTO THINKING THAT COULD'VE EVER ENDED ALRIGHT?#I do not think I will be eating pizza again in the near future thanks #—:*after these messages we'll be righttttt back*:—

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bluebudgie · 1 year ago

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also on the topic of gw2 food, i was SHOCKED when i found out candy corn is a real thing and not a gw2 halloween invention

then my sister went to the US for vacations and i asked her to bring me some candy corn because i wanted to try it

and it was the most horrifying sugar experience i ever had. literally inedible

#no offense to potential candy corn enjoyers but i could not. it was too much #i am saying this as someone who likes white chocolate. which at least here is notoriously known for being too sweet to eat

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beanghostprincess · 10 months ago

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Let's say chocolate is a metaphor for traditional relationships that happen to appear good but are too sickly sweet for Sanji to handle and after WCI he ends up not liking chocolate. At least for a while. He needs to move on from what happened first. But he wants to force himself to like it because he should like chocolate. It is one of the most basic ingredients when making sweets and it is also everywhere.

So what if it makes him want to throw up? What if his stomach betrays him when cooking? What if he needs to stop every two seconds to breathe because his lungs don't work properly when he smells chocolate? He will keep trying and trying to make it work. Everybody loves chocolate, after all, he should too.

But then, one day, Usopp sees everything he has around the kitchen. Like. That's an awful lot of sweets and a disgusting amount of chocolate and he doesn't seem like he has slept in a week. So of course he is concerned. "Why- What's all of this about, Sanji?" He tries to hide his nervousness with a laugh.

Sanji grips the counter tighter. So much his knuckles turn white. "I- I don't know. I guess I was just. In the mood for chocolate." But he doesn't sound sure at all. In fact, he looks like he's about to cry.

"Well." He looks around the room without wanting to touch anything but approaching Sanji a bit to check on him. "Luffy can have all of my portions because I kind of... Not like chocolate?"

"You don't- You don't like chocolate?"

"No? Too sweet. I actually pretty much hate it? The smell already makes me ill."

"Me too."

"You what?"

"I think I don't- I don't think I like chocolate anymore. Is that- I don't know if I ever did. Is that alright?"

"Why wouldn't it be alright, Sanji? It's just chocolate. Nobody can force you to eat it. Or cook it if you really don't want to."

And Sanji realizes that maybe... Maybe it is alright for him to not want chocolate, and a wave of relief takes over him for a solid second.

#sometimes i think about sanji and his internalized homophobia #he's a bit too much like me it's scary-- anyway #i don't like chocolate that much either like. talking literally here #so maybe sanji looks a little gayer and less bi in this post but have you considered that i needed to make it like this bc i'm projecting #i have no idea where i wanted to go with this. chocolate in theory are like. just the concept of traditional m/f relationships #but it ended up looking more like girls in general and look. look. maybe. maybe it's okay for sanji to be a little gay in this one #usopp has absolutely no idea what's going on but he just knows sanji is very very fucked up and needs help rn #also something something usopp doesn't like chocolate and sanji forces himself to like it until he realizes he doesn't have to #idk i don't think he hates chocolate in this one maybe he just needs a little more time to like. eat chocolate #what the fuck am i saying this doesn't make any sense i just woke up i am so sorry #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #one piece #whole cake island

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deva-arts · 4 months ago

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I feel like Vincent would wear shirts from the brand "Affliction Clothing". Idk if you've ever heard of them but the name alone kinda fits his vibe.

Vincent is a simple man. If sees an edgy pattern of a tortured skeleton, he wants to wear it.

He feels a little handsome in them. And SUPER INTIMIDATING HAHAHA BASK IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR NEW LORD

#vincenttag #Ever since Vincent learned how to make his own freezerpops he's never let go of them #This one is pure lemon juice.#It's tragically bitter.#Vincent doesn't really know how to smile all that well. Looks more like a grimace at this point #Other juicepop faves were: Grapefruit (obvi). Ketchup just because. Chicken broth. Half a container of chocolate syrup. And soda.#Vanillin makes him want to yack and most icies are just... ugh. too sweet. Drowns the palate.#You can never get too much sour though. Unless your mouth starts bleeding then thats just an inconvenience with the trade #Sonia has a huge sweet tooth but cant metabolize all of it too well so she was raised sugar free for her career #she envies vincents superhuman metabolism because he clearly isnt using it for what really matters #whereas his metabolism is waaaay too strong and he has to eat 4-8k in calories depending on how active his flights are to maintain weight #ark_systema #singlepagertag #A_S Textposts

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arkiwii · 11 months ago

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do you think saria or silence buy chocolates before valentine's day or do you think they would wait for the clearance sales the day after to buy loads more chocolate

that's to assume that saria isn't loaded with money, and i think that she would buy them the day before or during valentines directly without much thought of how she much she spent. silence however would wait but also saria doesn't seem to be a very chocolate person so a good bunch of those will go to ifrit

#pretty much understated in the bonus chapter with mumu that saria doesn't seem to care a lot about how she's spending #i mean she did bought a bunch of candies (and didn't stop muelsyse from adding more) without wondering if she would go bankrupt from it #and also i love to think that saria would be the kind of person to think that it's way more meaningful when it's during valentines #while silence wouldn't care and just want to spend time with her family #i like to think that saria actually enjoys sweets but would still reject eating too much of them because not vert healthy #while silence would be more of a dark chocolate person #arknights #askiwi

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deus-ex-mona · 6 months ago

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my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens: