#like dragon cat bee and enderman

[whataboutsimple]

MOBS GO BRRR

At this point I'm one hundred percent convinced that if everybody from MCSM were mobs, it's probably would've looked like this:

Jesse — wolf

Petra — piglin

Olivia — rabbit

Axel — goat

Lukas — axolotl

Gabriel — wither skeleton

Ivor — spider

Ellegaard — bee

Magnus — creeper

Soren — enderman

Aiden — blaze

Maya — magma cube

Gill — silverfish

Isa — fox

Milo — allay

Reginald — polar bear

Cassie Rose — brutal piglin

Hadrian — cave spider

Mevia — phantom

Otto — cat

Harper — zombie

Radar — chicken

Stella — llama

Jack — iron golem

Vos — drowned

Binta — panda

Warden — vex

Fred — warden

Romeo — elder guardian

Xara — ender dragon

Why? I don't know. Why? I don't know.

[stealing-the-smp]

Where some is in the

Left On Their Own Terms Au

Or the new canon dsmp ending rewrite bc yeeee <3

First to go was Vian who of course headed to Utah where he actually has made a friend and she’s helping him become a better person by being his friend

Mahogany would decide to go find Vian and would have Whiterose come along to protect them but they drop the royalty and knight theming pretty fast to instead wear cottagecore outfits like Mahogany’s embroidered strawberry shirt! From back in Lmanburg :0

Myotis found Mahogany’s cave and now the vampire tells people stories abt the monster of the caves gigantic canine creature with freaky white eyes (he also likes looking through Mahogany’s stuff)

Next to head out was the syndicate(+komo) who went to the end and they can’t really get out given they befriended the Ender dragon given she’s conscious

Nutmeg managed the revival project especially given a certain item Mahogany left for him before leaving of a revival book so he revived Ender first then Comet and now Comet and Nutmeg are out on their own adventure

Ender got revived and actually went with Mac to the nether so the kid could keep growing up there and Ender also took Morgan bc Hydra and Komo were missing

Bee started becoming a merchant and often brings gold to Ender and Mac in the nether given that’s his family!

Frog decided it was time to go finally leave his mistakes and Sam went along showing a bit to Frog he’ll always have his mistakes…..maybe he should stop seeing them as mistakes?

Aloe went with Frog and Sam definitely not bc she’s looking for a end portal given she’s definitely not a syndicate member

Wisp was planning to get back to walking and actually suggested Cas come with him which Cas was hesitant but he just got himself and Coin ready and now out there there is three fox anthros walking south given south has less people

Coal made a big decision and cut his deal to be friends forever with Bee given the total memory wipe that would happen given currently Coal can have help with that but if he stayed longer he possibly couldn’t so now he’s in the nether with his family following! Muffins is teaching her kid how to survive the nether while Diamond watches

Mantis is with them but with something interesting….the egg hatched and Trix is along for the ride

Patch learned he was the time and dream god and with that has just gotten all the tales people back then he worked with Carrot on they’re deal and now Patch leads a group of friends from other times and Carrot is in the back making sure no one runs off

Hanulilly was the next to leave just using her fairy wings to maybe fly out somewhere where she can be a good person again or just lay in a flower field till she passed…..she did the ladder………..

With so much less customers to the McKomo’s Milkweed just left universe back into the multiverse

Demi learned he was top god so first dropped Antler off with the tales group then Demi began to do too god stuff no longer having time for much in between top god stuff and helping Fin and Frazer learn how to be gods

One time when Cypress wasn’t gambling and with the knowledge they were severely understaffed Franklin decided Las Nevadas was over and just told Slime then the two blew it up and left on a boat giggling abt how they just destroyed the entire legacy while drunk…..even when sober they believe it was the right decision

Cypress after Las Nevadas was destroyed now just spends time looking around the server and taking care of everyone’s old pets……especially the ones Hydra had in the underground city……….he wishes he could make it up to her but she’s just missing so he’ll take care of a cat and a enderman

Astin had had a chance to actually go back to space back when Whiterose got something working so Whiterose could send his kids back to space out of this but….Astin didn’t take it instead him and Chord are living in a cottage with a bunch of sheep and are raising Saylor together while Chord also has tamed a dog recently and is training the dog with Champ’s tasks? Astin isn’t seeing Champ is getting old but Chord is so is preparing something for him

Mahogany would eventually talk to Vian then track everyone down and say their goodbyes before leaving universe at peace on their own terms back out into the multiverse onto another adventure

[birbsoffeathers]

Sparklez Family part 1 of 4

Dragon CaptainSparklez my beloved

I've been meaning to paint/draw the Sparklez family for a long time and today was the day I was a bit free

Crumb next :3

[mojang-officialer]

What mob would do the best job of opening a coconut im asking for friend

so i thought about this a little bit too much and made a list of which mobs could either open a coconut, possibly open a coconut, or could not open a coconut, containing every single mob that has ever been in the game.

details below the cut

first some rules.

i've left out all passive mobs that aren't interesting, because you don't need pages of me saying every fish can't break a coconut.

all mobs are considered to have spawned with default equipment, nothing chance-based like enchanted weapons or armor on zombies, as that would be unfair.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

- Villager/Wandering Trader/Illagers: All of these would be able to break open a coconut. Illagers are proof that villager-type bodies CAN uncross their arms, but simply choose not to. They are also capable of tool usage, and some villages spawn with stonecutters. However, this feels kind of cheap, so I'm putting them here, as it's not really a NATURAL ability to break the coconut so much as it is the tool's ability to break the coconut.

- Any fish: I appreciate the enthusiasm, but no.

PASSIVE MOBS

- Horse/Cow/Donkey/Other hooved mobs: POSSIBLY. While I do think a horse could potentially build up enough force to break a coconut by trampling it, as someone who knows horses IRL, I am also relatively confident that they would also break their leg while doing it, because horse leg bones are made out of paper and glass. Cows and other hooved mobs MIGHT be able to crack it but I doubt they'd be able to build enough force.

- Baby Piglin: POSSIBLY. Babies do not use tools, but gold tools would probably be too soft to break open a coconut anyways. That said, those tusks are pretty strong, and while I'm not sure if a baby could use them to open a coconut, I'm going to say that baby piglins cannot.

- Turtle: A snapping turtle IRL definitely COULD break a coconut. Unfortunately the turtles in Minecraft are sea turtles, which do not have jaws as powerful as the snapping turtle.

NEUTRAL MOBS

- Bee: What's it gonna do, sting it open?

- Cave Spider/Spider: Technically neutral during the daytime. Sadly not able to open a coconut as a spider's mandibles, while effective at eating small insects, are completely useless for cracking open something armored like a coconut.

- Dolphin: This is in the neutral mobs section on the wiki for some reason. Sadly, no. Their jaws can eat fish but that's about it.

- Enderman: This one is interesting. An Enderman hits relatively hard, considering its weak-looking arms, and they are able to carry whole blocks, unique among mobs, but they can only carry relatively light blocks, so that doesn't help them. Their teleportation is obviously useless here. Ultimately, I will say that YES, an Enderman can in fact break a coconut, but with one caveat- they have to be angry. The open jaw of an Enderman is like a nutcracker, and if that closes on a coconut, I am near-positive it would break.

- Goat: A goat's charge could definitely carry enough force to break open a coconut. HOWEVER, it would have to be against a wall, otherwise it would just be launched. So, I'll put goats down as 'POSSIBLY'.

- Iron Golem: An iron golem does damage primarily through gravity, by launching its targets into the air and dropping them. Unfortunately, coconuts are designed to survive long falls from atop coconut trees. Iron golems would not be able to open a coconut.

- Llama: While llama spit does a surprisingly high amount of damage, it is not enough to break a coconut.

- Piglin/Piglin Brute: A piglin would be able to open a coconut. Their gold tools are basically useless in this scenario, but their tusks are not.

- Panda: Pandas can only eat bamboo. They are too weak to eat anything else. So no.

- Polar Bear: Look me in the eyes and tell me a polar bear wouldn't be able to open a coconut. It's heavy, it has claws. One of the few mobs I have to say would ALWAYS be able to open a coconut.

- Wolf: Sadly, wolves are too small to be able to open a coconut. The same goes for all cats.

HOSTILE MOBS

Remember, the goal is to OPEN the coconut, not to destroy it in any other way.

- Blaze: If the coconut is ashes, it is no longer a coconut. It is also not open.

- Zombie/Husk/Drowned: Zombies have such weak hits that it takes a full crowd of them to kill an unarmored player. There is no way those arms would be able to hurt a coconut. This includes zombie villagers.

- Creeper: POSSIBLY. While the creeper's explosion MIGHT open the coconut, it also has equal odds to launch the coconut away or to vaporize it.

- Elder/normal Guardian: It does not have any method of physical attack, and the eye beam and psychic powers, while cool, will not help it open a coconut.

- Endermite: No.

- Evoker: While these do fall under the honorable mentions category from earlier, I felt it was worth mentioning that the metal jaws they summon from the ground are DEFINITELY enough to break a coconut, even without using tools.

- Ghast: Same issue as the creeper, but even less consistent due to their ranged method of attack.

- Hoglin: Hoglins do a COMICALLY large amount of damage. They also have enormous tusks. They would definitely be able to open a coconut, though babies might have a hard time with it.

- Magma Cube: Ashes are not a coconut.

- Phantom: Now, normally I would say that they could break a coconut, as they could pick up the coconut, fly up very high, and drop it from above. Unfortunately, phantoms do not have arms.

- Ravager: Yes. Have you SEEN those jaws?

- Shulker: It would take multiple shulkers to open a coconut, as they'd need to hit it continuously to re-apply levitation, until it was high enough for it to break when it falls. That said, it's possible for a single shulker to break a coconut, just not as consistent.

- Silverfish: A silverfish can bury through stone. They would be fine burying through a coconut. That said, I'm not certain if that counts as breaking it open, so I'll put them down as POSSIBLY, though of course it's open to interpretation.

- Skeleton: An arrow cannot break through a coconut when fired from a bow that small. A crossbow, maybe. But not the default Minecraft bow.

- Slime: Slimes are too bouncy. All the force would just launch the coconut away.

- Vex: A vex alone is too small to open a coconut.

- Witch: A potion of harming cannot break a coconut as it has no physical force.

- Wither Skeleton: Maybe. A stone sword could break open a coconut, but a skeleton can't hit with much force, and most of their damage comes from the wither status effect. Now, if that applied to a plant, it would probably rot the coconut. This is destruction, but it does not break the coconut open.

- Zoglin: Hoglins but even more forceful and evil. They would break a coconut.

BOSSES:

- Ender Dragon: The coconut would fall into the void from the knockback and disappear. Not open, technically. Dragon breath is not physical damage and as such would be useless.

- Wither: The coconut no longer exists.

UPCOMING:

- Warden: Those jaws on its chest are impressive, and the strength of its attacks are pretty strong, too (at least in its current, unfinished state). It would almost certainly be able to break open a coconut, but due to its blindness, would probably have a hard time finding it to begin with.

UNUSED/REMOVED:

- Giant: A giant cannot attack and as such would not be able to open a coconut, except maybe by accidentally stepping on it.

- Zombie horse: Same as horses, but more persistent. Also would break its leg.

- Killer Bunny: While those teeth are great at chewing through flesh, canon (Monty Python) shows it cannot chew through heavier armor or a human skeleton, and as such it would be useless against a coconut.

- Illusioner: Coconuts cannot see illusions because they cannot see.

- Pigman: Pigmen were never actually implemented. Only their textures were in the game, and as such they would not be able to break a coconut due to not having a physical form. The same applies to red dragons.

- Human: A 'human' would only do the amount of damage a player's fist would deal, so no dice there. Opening a coconut with your bare hands without using some kind of tool is impossible.

- Rana (& other humanoids): Rana and other removed early humanoid mobs could not open a coconut, as despite their less-blocky artstyle, they were incapable of holding any object.

...and that should be every mob that has ever been in the game.

[stealing-the-smp]

All character names and species (will link bigger blogs of them and the species as we continue)

Gods and God like Immortals

XD - Xade - God

Foolish - Demi - God of creation, death, life, sharks, and gold

Drista - Dixie - Goddess of chaos

Eret - Mahogany - Glitchis

Lady Death - Foxglove - Avian goddess of death for when Demi stepped away for a bit

Philza - Castiel - Angel of death of a worker for Foxglove

Callahan - Antler - Xade’s “pet”

Slime - Slime tbh I can’t think of anything else - it’s in the name….

Karl - Patch - Time traveler that’s also a dream entity

Inbetween Overseer - Inbetween Overseer - Lower ranking god

Otherside Overseer - Otherside Overseer - Lower ranking god

Techno(a nod to him but original character mostly) - Orde - Piglin blood god

Velvet(yes he’s here) - Trix - ???

Mortals

Wilbur - Vian - Avian

Fundy - Cas - Fox anthro

Tommy - Chord - Avian

Tubbo - Bee - Goat hybrid

Ranboo - Ender - Enderman / ???

Purpled - Astin - Skywarian

Punz - Whiterose - Skywarian

Boomer - Frog - Human

Ponk - Aloe - Blaze hybrid

Sam - Sam - He’s a cat centaur creeper combination

Niki - Hydrangea - Cat creature / dragon

Aimsey - Nutmeg - Bunny hybrid

Guqqie(I’m finding her important enough) - Comet - Alien?

Jack - Cypress - Robot

George - Nightshade - ???

Dream - Asphodel - Fallen God

Sapnap - Aries - Part demon part diamond human

Bad - Muffins - Demon

Skeppy - Diamond - Diamond human

Eryn - Coal - Part Demon part Crystal human

Schlatt - Shep - Ram hybrid

Puffy - Komo - Sheep hybrid

Quackity - Franklin - Duck avian

Antfrost - Mantis - Anthro cat

Tina - Carrot - Mimicking Demon

Hannah - Hanulilly - Fairy

Seapeekay - Wisp - Fox anthro

New characters

Myotis - Vampire

Pumpkin - undecided

Benson - Benson - Starshine duck (he’s technically not new but he’s been made a actual member!)

Jeremy - Human

Milkweed - ???

Kids in order of age

Enoki - Mooshroom hybrid

Finley - Fin - Helper God

Sylbee - Beeatrix - Half Skywarian(yellow)

Shroud - Saylor - Spidershifter

Michelle - Morgan - Zombie Piglet

Kiwi - Kiwi - Half Skywarian(lime)

Yogurt - Coin - Arctic Fox anthro

Foolish Jr - Frazer - Helper God

Beenus - Beenedict - Half Skywarian(brown)

Michael - Mac - Zombie piglet

Weird beings

The voices the syndicate hears apparently fallen warriors and anarchists

My apologies to cut characters

[biscgutz]

Alright followers!

Tis I the great Rowan, as a celebration of 75 followers aka 3/4s of 100, i will be making adopts!

now these adopts will be voted on by you guys

Here are your options

-enderman/ enderman variants

-axolotls/turtles/bees

-dragons

-cats

-plant creatures

-minecraft block themed dragons!

please let me know via reblogs or asks what you would like! in the end I’ll count and announce what kinds of adopts i’ll be doing!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

(Anon who sent this btw) Sorry, I JUST got on to see- but maybe like a list of sorts? I don't know exactly how long the poll will be up for, so hopefully I'm not too late to respond! ^^

yeah ofc!!! under the cut bc there's a lot of these bitches. as i said, the poll will officially close sometime tomorrow (thursday)!!

dream: human, shapeshifter, dragon hybrid, ram/sheep hybrid, eldritch being, slime hybrid, blob

georgenotfound: human, shapeshifter, fairy, plant hybrid, cat hybrid

callahan: human, shapeshifter, deer hybrid (antlers), deer hybrid (centaur), demigod, full god

sapnap: human, shapeshifter, devil hybrid, fire spirit/elemental, blaze hybrid, panda hybrid

awesamdude: human, shapeshifter, creeper hybrid (centaur), creeper hybrid (bipedal)

ponk: human, shapeshifter, moobloom hybrid, plant hybrid

badboyhalo: human, shapeshifter, devil hybrid, full devil, demigod

tommyinnit: human, shapeshifter, devil hybrid, moobloom hybrid, avian hybrid, raccoon hybrid, lab experiment

punz: human, shapeshifter, chicken hybrid

tubbo: human, shapeshifter, moobloom hybrid, ram/sheep hybrid, goat hybrid, bee hybrid, dragon hybrid

fundy: human, shapeshifter, avian hybrid, fox hybrid

purpled: human, shapeshifter, alien, moth hybrid

wilbur soot: human, shapeshifter, avian hybrid, piglin hybrid

jschlatt: human, shapeshifter, ram/sheep hybrid, devil hybrid

skeppy: human, shapeshifter, gem hybrid, tv head, diamond golem

eret: human, shapeshifter, wither hybrid, whatever species herobrine is

jack manifold: human, shapeshifter, robot/cyborg, devil hybrid

niki nihachu: human, shapeshifter, angel hybrid, dragon hybrid, cat hybrid

quackity: human, shapeshifter, avian hybrid

karl jacobs: human, shapeshifter, rabbit hybrid, whatever his original skin classifies as

hbomb: human, shapeshifter, cat hybrid

technoblade: human, shapeshifter, piglin hybrid (human with piglin features), piglin hybrid (full-on piglin), demigod, full god

antfrost: human, shapeshifter, cat hybrid (catboy), cat hybrid (antropomorphic cat)

philza: human, shapeshifter, avian hybrid, angel

connoreatspants: human, shapeshifter, demigod, hedgehog hybrid

captainpuffy: human, shapeshifter, ram/sheep hybrid (human with horns), ram/sheep hybrid (anthropomorphic sheep)

ranboo: half-human, shapeshifter, half-ghast, half-farlander enderman, half-dragon

foolish gamers: human, shapeshifter, shark-totem hybrid, totem golem/construct (animated totem), totem hybrid (with shark accessories)

hannahxxrose: human, shapeshifter, fairy, plant hybrid

slimecicle: human, shapeshifter, slime hybrid (only part-slime), slime (full mob)

michael mcchill: human, shapeshifter, alien

eryn: human, shapeshifter, devil hybrid, lab experiment

tinakitten: human, shapeshifter, cat hybrid, devil hybrid

boomerna human, shapeshifter, fairy, frog hybrid, alien

seapeekay: human, shapeshifter, fox hybrid

aimsey: human, shapeshifter, rabbit hybrid

alesa: human, shapeshifter, fairy/sprite, robot, alien

corpsehusband: human, shapeshifter, cat hybrid, rabbit hybrid, devil hybrid

alyssa: human, shapeshifter, devil hybrid

drista: human, shapeshifter, demigod, full god, devil hybrid, full devil

[mouseonvenus-main]

Minecraft AU or whatever

(Sorry long post ahead) Nobody can stop me from combining my two biggest interests so here’s headcanons for if all the Nekoma boys played minecraft

Inuoka is obsessed with bees, collects every flower he sees and brings them back to the hive that's always by his house. Legitimately super good at building, his base is always the biggest and the grandest. His storage is always a mess though, he just puts all his chests in a shed and makes new ones when he needs them, there's no system. Gets really sad whenever he kills an Enderman, has a small garden filled with nothing but grass blocks that they've dropped

Lev prefers Creative Mode and refuses to play Survival without cheats and Keep Inventory. He has a sign outside his house that says "It's not a dirt house, it's a dirt home." Tames every horse he sees even if he doesn't have a saddle, is very invested in creating the most efficient cow crusher. He listens to all the music discs religiously, Cat and Blocks are tied for his favorite. Found diamonds once and got so excited that he accidentally jumped into a lava pit almost immediately after. Absolutely terrified of silverfish and is unironically trying to learn the enchantment table language

Teshiro owns the most cats anyone's ever seen in one place, but he just keeps breeding them. Only just started playing recently but is insanely good at parkour. Watches mcyts and drops everything to go mining when he finds a good cave. Doesn't fear anything, shoots at Ghasts from really far away just for fun

Shibayama is a true Minecraft vet, has probably played for longer than everybody except maybe Kenma. His skin is a character that he made in like 2011 and refuses to change it. He knows every song and all their names, not just the music discs but the songs that play in the background. He turns the volume way up when Sweden or Wet Hands comes on and is always inevitably scared half to death by the cave ambience noises. Really good at PVP but freezes up when he has to fight a creeper

Kuroo is not "good" at the game by any means, he played it all the time with Kenma when he was introduced to it but somehow hasn’t picked up any of the skills. He likes to watch other people play it and has never beaten it without somebody else (probably Kenma) doing most of the work. He has a crazy amount of dogs for someone who runs away from Skeletons. But the nerd is a part of the endangered population of potion masters, he knows like every recipe and has the "A Furious Cocktail" achievement (even though he's terrified specifically of the Elder Guardian)

Kai has only beaten the game by himself once and he sat through the entire "end credits." Dedicates himself to increasingly impressive farm/garden designs but doesn't bother with huge houses. Chronically addicted to campfires and lanterns, the people he plays with have to hide their torches. He's also really good at redstone and his contraptions confuse and amaze me. He is always willing to share his supplies (unless he doesn’t have enough for himself, then he’ll challenge the person to fair duel for them) and he always partners up with/spares people doing the crouching thing in PVP. Really likes Iron Golems and builds one for any village he finds that doesn’t have one

Yaku makes his career in failed speedruns and surprisingly good build designs. The huge amount of achievements he has is suspect at best (Kuroo is half convinced he paid Kenma to get half of them for him). He is the unofficial defender of Drowneds, Strays and Husks and has a deep respect for Baby Zombies. He blows up his friends' houses for fun (Lev is his main target) but will start a war if anybody else does it to them. Cried when the Moobloom didn’t win the 2020 Mob Vote

Kenma doesn't even need an explanation, we all know that he's been playing since Java Edition and definitely has more merch than he knows what to do with (I like to think he has at least three creeper onesies). He would be one of the best speedrunners out there if he didn't despise the Nether. He has his own Manhunts and his rages are the worst for this game, he's probably broken a few controllers because he fell in lava. Once beat the Ender Dragon with a diamond hoe

Yamamoto wouldn't even be playing the game if it weren't for his mcyt phase in like 2014 (he would have been crazy for PopularMMOs, prove me wrong), probably used to pretend that he didn't so that he could look "cool." Participates in the said Manhunts for the sole purpose of beating Kenma (and he probably has at least once). Went insane when the Nether Update came out, has since been trying to live there permanently. Jumps off buildings and down ravines even though he can't do the water bucket trick and is convinced that he can shoot an Enderman if he tries hard enough

Fukunaga is an unprofessional chicken farmer. Has the skills to beat Kenma in a 1v1 but prefers to spend his time collecting every dye in the game for his sheep army. Shockingly good with a bow and arrow but doesn't understand how to use crossbows. Doesn't scare very easily but he likes to go in places where people can't see him and shoots them once before leaving. He's not very good at building but he's dedicated to The Craft so he watches tutorials to make his farms look nice. Could kill the Ender Dragon at a moment's notice but he refuses to out of respect

Thank you for your time

[my-monster-family-au]

My monster Family AU

Tommy is the only human (Maybe so far, Maybe it will stay like that), What The rest are is down below, Any questions, please feel free to ask, My ask box is always open

Also Im changing the AU, this is no longer just the Dream smp, though it is still the main focus, (The real main focus is Tommy), there will, and can be other MCYT’s (example- Hermitcraft, Aphmau, DanTDM, etc.)

My Ao3, where I write more stories at about this is https://archiveofourown.org/works/28163742/chapters/69011358

Have fun

Tommy- Human

TechnoBlade-Piglin

Badboyhalo- Demon

Ph1lza- God of Death/Bird hybrid

Sapnap- A Blaze hybrid

Awesamdude- Creeper centaur

Skeppy- Diamond hybrid

Quackity- A duck Shapeshifter

Antfrost- A Cat humanoid

CaptainPuffy- A Sheep hybrid/humanoid

Jschlatt- A ram hybrid/humanoid

Ranboo- Half Enderman Half ???

ConnorEatsPants- Hedgehog hybrid

Tubbo_- Bee hybrid

Dream- Dreamon

ItsFundy- A Kitsune

WilburSoot- Sirens

lazarbeam- Gingerbread hybrid

Nihachu- mermaid

Callahan- reindeer hybrid

Wispexe- fairy hybrid

Purpled- Alien

Georgenotfound- mushroom Vampire

The_Eret- Medusa (male Version)

KarlJacobs- Werewolf

Punz- Typhon

Pokimane- Madremonte

Ponk- Ghost

Vikkstar123- dragon hybrid

Jack- Robot

~List will be updated when more MCYT shows up~

[iconfusionwastaken]

Dream SMP - Not So Human AU

Basically, no one in the SMP is an absolute human. Of course what the SMP members are can change over time to fit certain scenarios/stories any of us come up w/. I wanna see this AU spread tho tbh. (Side note, I don’t know much about Dream SMP lore much less the characters.)

Dream - Humanoid Slime who happens to be/posessed by a Transmuted Dreamon. His nature as a slime makes him more slippery & thus harder to catch. Also, just because he was exorcised doesn’t mean he can’t be possessed by another Dreamon or the same one from before.

George - Gorgon. Idk anything about George. I mean the nature of a Gorgon would give George a reason to always wear glasses, & George gets wings!

Sapnap - Fire Breathing Dragon/Human hybrid or descendent of a Blaze. I mean, he has burned some stuff. Maybe if he’s part dragon he decides to eat Fungi after accidentally killing him as well as the other pets so as to get rid of the evidence. Perhaps he goes around killing pets because of his instincts as a dragon. 

Callahan - Deer/Human hybrid.

Awesamdude - Creeper/Human hybrid. Pretty easy one.

Alyssa - Nymph. She’s helps Ponk during the disk war after his lemon tree’s burned down, & she makes a horse barn near Antfrost’s animal shelter. I geuss her domain would have to do w/ animals more than plants.

Ponk - Dryad. I already did a post on him being one though.

BadBoyHalo - Dreamon. Demons & Dreamons seem to be the same thing, they just have different titles, maybe the terms are interchangeable? What’s the difference between the two.

Tommy - Faerie/Human. Look, I’m all for Tubbo & Tommy being Faeries. Being part fae also seems to fit w/ Tommy’s character. IDK if the disks are shiny, maybe Tommy prefers disks/anything that makes music over shinies.

Tubbo - Faerie/Human or Faerie/Moobloom/Human hybrid. He liked bees alot, & being part moobloom would bring in the fluff. Not to mention my most recent reblog.

Punz - Golem/Revived Human? IDK, I was thinking that he’d be a very humanoid golem made for Dream & Dream’s only order at first was to be a good person, in the future it would be to fight for him. Of course Punz would still have free will. The other route could be that Punz died but Dream or the dreamon in him would revive Punz making Punz loyal to Dream. Perhaps Sapnap can also be involved w/ reviving Punz hence Punz’s reason to help Sapnap all the time he was in a conflict.

Fundy - Kitsune. I saw a post saying that Sally & Fundy could be Kitsunes since Kitsunes can shapeshift & so Wilbur could’ve met Sally as a salmon but it’s still make sense as to why Fundy came out a humanoid fox.

Purpled - Golem. IDK beings other than golems which follow orders. Maybe when he was made, he was told to “follow the orders you’re given” by his maker hence why he was a yes-man & despite getting involved w/ conflicts he winds up being neutral in the end.

Wilbur - Fae/Human. TBH, I might as well make everyone in the SBI Fae/Human hybrids.

Jschlatt - Satyr obviously, they’re litterally depicted as drinkers at least during Ancient Greek iirc.

Skeppy - Diamond Golem. I saw a post about Skeppy being a diamon golem, doubt I’ll be able to find it.

Eret - Gorgon, Fae, or fae/human. Again, it’s only because they have glasses that I thought of them being a Gorgon, but since Eret will only side w/ whoevers victory will benifit him according to the wiki, being a Fae seems to make sense.

Jack - Descendant of a Dragon or Dragon/Human hybrid. Since he can be bribed, maybe he wants the stuff for his horde?

Niki - Unicorn/Human hybrid. Um, Niki owns a bakery & w/ the idea of unicorns being able to purify poisoned water, it she wouldn’t have a problem w/ having clean water?

Quackity - Shapeshifter. I was thinking that he’d be human/duck hybrid, but why can’t he be a shapeshift that chooses a human/duck hybrid as his typical form. It’d also explain the whole Mexican Dream stuff that happens.

Karl - Vampire/Werewolf. He makes alot of buildings and those 2 creatures are more physically capable than your typical humans, not to mention that being either would give him good reasons to have 2 partners who are close to him.

HBomb - Werecat. IDK what else to make him. Not to mention that cats can be pretty violent when HBomb’s the oppossite of that.

Technoblade - Piglin or Human/Hoglin hybrid or the Humanoid Pig like he canonically is.

Antfrost - Werecat.

Philza - Fae/Human hybrid. That explains the wings he’s always depicted w/.

ConnerEatsPants - Werehedgehog or Hedgehog/Human hybrid.

CaptainPuffy - Sheep selkie. That onzie is her sheep fur/skin. Since she’s always wearing said skin, she can become a sheep or sheep/human hybrid whenever she wants. TBH I thought of this before the reblog b4 this post inspired me to make this one.

Vikkstar - Watcher. As in the Watchers from Minecraft Evo, I couldn’t think of anything else. I’ve never even watched Vikkstar.

LazarBeam - Gingerbread Man. Hopefully no one is starving near him.

Ranboo - Enderman/Inverted Enderman hybrid. I guess we’re pulling a lab experiment backstory on this one lads.

[the-satellite]

Hello friends and welcome to ☆Hateful Nostalgia☆. I was exposed to the mob talker mod WAY too young bc I was an unsupervised child on the internet watching mod showcases and SkyDoesMinecraft. Looking back these sucked, the stories were often bland and the designs were milk toast at best and tits out at worst. So for the sake of procrastinating on working on anything substantial I grabbed the main 6 I remembered and gussied em up. Redesigns, rewrites, better names, all that bullshit. If your interested in better photos, design notes, story details and rambling hit the basement, otherwise here's a line up you should click for better quality.

Also I wrote all this once before already but I deleted it like a dumb bitch. On the night Unus Annus was murdered in front of my eyes no less. Was a rough fuckin night.

The Creeper- Kupa. An explosive pyromaniac with a habit of making empty threats and yelling. She protects what she believes to be her territory with a suicidal passion, but if you manage to get her to cool down and soften up she's pretty sick to hand out with. Hard of hearing, has at least one bout of head trauma at all times, and deathly allergic to cats.

Because the creeper is kinda the og I wanted to reference AT2's design more than the others, but I'm p sure the only thing I actually kept was the red hair and brown gloves. Otherwise I was doing whatever. I really wanted to lean into the explody bit of creepers, so I gave her some bite and dressed her in clothes referenced from Irish railroad workers. This may also be why I keep imaging her with a very heavy Irish or Scottish accent, whichever would be most incomprehensible when angry. Every color but her skin was color picked from one of the references, with some minor alterations for makes my eyes happy reasons.

With Kupa I imagine a story line with her would largely be about her as a character and her development than like an actual adventure narrative like everyone else. She starts off ready to blow up both you and herself in a misguided attempt to defend what she sees as her's and opens up and learns not everyone is out to get her. Lots of time taken to understand her childhood and how she ended up how she is. Very simple, probably the default or tutorial run people would go through.

The Zombie- Bee. The ill husk of a missing explorer suffering from a less than conventional appetite. She wallows in her self imposed loneliness, believing herself to be an irredeemable monster doomed to hurt those around her. What she really needs is a buddy and some clue to who she used to be. Rough voiced, chronically fatigued, and prone to spontaneous combustion in sunlight.

 I definitely consider this one the weakest for design sadly. I imagined Zombies as humans who went into strange caves and caverns and didn't come out for years, only to pop up as completely different people. I just tossed AT2's design. The first thing I did was make her a bit of a genderbent Steve and tinted her green bc Zombies in game are just Steve but green. Tore up her clothes, colored picked the darkest colors I could from the clothes on the in game and boom, Bee. I do vaguely regret not making her eyes pure black but I also still wanted her to be human enough to fit with the other overworld mods.

 Ok so Bee actually has a basic story. When you meet her she's aggressive, but as a warning. She fears the possibility she may hurt somebody so heads for threats immediately. Going back and forth between her cave and village for a while you learn more about the situation with the missing folks who come back and Bee as a person. After a bit you pick her up off her depressed ass and start a nocturnal adventure of refinding your past, adapting to who your becoming, overcoming self destuction, and slow burn babey!!! 

The Skeleton- Ulna. One of the few surviving warriors of a now destroyed kingdom and dead culture. She spends most of her time now traveling alone, hiding in trees and shooting anything see sees as a threat- which is everything- in the face with homemade arrows. Very much suffering from loss of her home and a bad case of lost purpose. A woman of few words, very antisocial, and naturally nocturnal.

 I came in with the Skeleton wanting to make her seem mysterious, so my first thought was immediately a cloak and a mask, but I wanted her face to like be visible so I went with the face paint. I didn't actually know that I wanted to do under there so I went with wraps that are reminiscent of the original outfit but still not tits out bc it's so fucking easy! Gave her a quiver, color picked the cloak and face paint from the in game model and the wraps from AT2'S art. I did like. Subconsciously draw her eyes the way I do Asian characters but I didn't have anything specific in mind so like go nuts with what you think she is.

 Ulna's deal is very much her lack of purpose or home and the entire thing is about finding that again. She's found sitting up in a tree during a storm pointing a bow and arrow into your face. She eventually let's you stick around until the storm is over and theres some bonding into deep night until the rain stops. You ask if she wants to come with on your little travelling sword for hire business, she says sure, sleep schedule shenanigans, backstory angst, and road trip bonding happens and she eventually decides that helping people is her new purpose and you're her new home

The Spider- Park. A young adult experiencing the world for the first time through her tribe's rite of passage. She's really just trying to figure out how to live life outside of the cave she's been stuck in her entire life and aggressively trying to be an independent adult despite not knowing anything about being an independent adult. Its projection. Blind in the daylight, naive and excitable, and taken to refusing help at her own risk.

 Ok so. I don't know who looked at the spider and said "purple haired loli with puffy pants" so I once again yeeted the whole thing, only really keeping the kinda cutesy and childish bits. Spiders are a tribe of humans what live in caves unless they've broken off to live on the surface. Kids are kept inside until they hit a certain milestone, where they come up to explore at night. They're usually small and pale, but are pretty kickass when necessary. Again picked the colors off the in game model, played with the lightest gray for the skin, and bc I couldn't figure out anyway to use the stripes so they're on the patches lol.

 Park's meeting is probably the funniest and most meet cute one here, in that she accidentally drops on top of you from a little cliff drop off. Cue loads of apologies and an explanation about the spider deal and being blind in light. She asks for some help getting around and bam babey friendship and emotional attachment! What follows is kinda a buddy of coming of age story with the obligatory goes home and is miserable scene. Generally it's just about being a scared young adult and having someone to fall back on and why that's important. Also crushes and young people being bad at that.

 The Blaze- Amber. A demonic entity who would let the world burn and the sun die if it meant she'd get her soul back. She's known for being ruthless, taking souls through force instead of making deals like other Blazes. Keeps this forceful nature even once she's become friendly, makes you do dump shit. Territorial, eyes glow and dim with her life, and runs remarkably warm.

 Amber here is the first one I actually did! I was just. Really tired that she was in a bikini. I decided early on I wanted overworld mobs to be human and everyone else was decidedly not, so Blazes are demons who gave up their souls under false pretenses to other Blazes. Because of how little clothes AT2's design wore I had essentially free reign and my thought was immediately to lean on golden knight bc of how Blazes are found protecting fortresses. The gold isn't picked from anything bc I was looser with the colors, but everything else is, and the hair is supposed to represent the smoke. Also the sticks in her hair are blaze rods bc I don't like them just floating around her.

Amber is found in the Nether obviously, protecting a fortress and immediately trying beat your ass and either incinerate you or make you give up your soul. During you prove yourself a p damn good fighter and she makes a deal to show you how Blazes exist and pursade you to give your soul up willingly. Bonding happens and she explains where the souls go and what happened to her. Insert line about how she dug in the sand for her soul until her fingers bleed bc I'm an Arcana freak lol. In general I'd just like her to learn to adapt to who she is now and learning to live life well instead of letting her anger burn her up from the inside out.

 The Enderman- Violet. A confused but sweet young bit of void created by and connected to the Ender Dragon. Her relationship with reality is tenuous at best and abusive at worst, making stable existence rather difficult. She doesn't know a name, age, gender, anything about herself aside from that she likes sweaters. Communicates primarily through psychic connections, docile and sweet, and melts like a witch in water.

 Violet was incredibly easy, so this may be way short. Endermen are decidedly human shaped void from the End with varying sentience. They're direct extensions of the Ender Dragon, and nobody knows how they're made or where they come from, not even they do. Adventurers who escaped The End say they seem scared of it though. Violet in particular is pretty damn new and extraordinary nonconforming, and I tried to show that with her sweater and ponytail. Once again, literally all colors picked. Definitely the simplest but one of my favs.

Violet is the sweetest meet up I think. As your traveling between villages you notice a strange enderman watching you and plant a little flower in front of her. She picks it and you hear a happy little trill come from you and a pretty voice say thank you in your head. Now you have a tall dark teleporting travel buddy! After a little bit of back and forth she tells you in some broken English that the Ender Dragon made her but she doesnt know how, and that it's bad and needs to be killed for the sake of Endermen and that's the new goal. Spoiler they're the corrupted souls of those that died fighting it, with it gone Endermen are free to exist as their own being and do whatever, hurray!

[her0brine]

Yo, just gush about anything, a hot take, a good ole info dump, cause I don't have specific questions but I am really interested in what you have

Alright here’s a infodump about how Herobrine feels about various mobs, since I know I briefly touched upon it in my origami Herobrine HC post!

Cat, Cod, Cow, Donkey, Fox, Mooshroom, Mule, Ocelot, Pig, Polar Bear, Rabbit, Salmon, Squid, Strider, Tropical Fish, Turtle, Bee, Spider, Dolphin, Iron Golem, Llama, Panda, Pufferfish: Feels ‘nothing’ towards them and usually just ignores them or very rarely interacts with them, and if they do interact with any of these mobs, it’s usually to get something out of them such as a particular material.

Chicken: Feels slightly perturbed around them, they genuinely don’t like how chickens seem to always flock immediately towards them (Chickens are one of Steve’s favorite livestock mobs to take care of so they essentially imprinted on Steve, and they don’t realize that Herobrine doesn’t feel the same way)

Horse/Skeleton Horse: It seems like horses have a natural aversion towards Herobrine, as if they’re aware of the unsettling aura Herobrine always carries around. Any attempts at Herobrine willingly wanting to get on one of them, they’ll immediately get kicked off. Doesn’t like Skeleton Horses as much as ‘normal’ horses, but at least appreciates how they’re not as scared around them.

Parrot: Actually really likes it when they perch on their shoulder and sing or dance around music boxes, but visually becomes disturbed if disk 11 is played and they’re joyfully dancing to it.

Sheep: Oddly likes hugging hugging them and it’s one of the few times where Herobrine actually smiles if they come across jeb_ sheep!

Snow Golem: They ALWAYS shear off their pumpkin heads, for some reason they can’t handle seeing jack o’ lantern faces. Seemingly likes the silly faces Snow Golems have though and has been caught messing around with their coal pieces to make more sillier faces.

Villager/Wandering Trader: Herobrine tries their best to flat-out avoid them, knowing that they’re absolutely scared shitless of them. Last thing they want to do is to accidentally harm of them, and to ruins STEVE’S reputation, as they keep confusing Herobrine for them.

Enderman: Ironically, they’re potentially the only non-Ender being that can actually look into a Enderman’s eyes and NOT get attacked by them. Still, Herobrine would still try to avoid them overall. Doesn’t hold back if any becomes hostile, and will flat out crush Enderpearls with their bare hands to just torment them.

Piglin/Brute, Hoglin: They rarely go to the Nether in the first place due to their odd distaste for it, and also considering that they have no need to wear any type of armor, they usually end up fighting and effortlessly slaughters the various Piglins species with no regard. Usually ends up taking some of their dropped goods to gift to Alex, as they’re aware of Alex’s distaste for the Piglin species as well but wants their rare goods.

Wolf: Oddly enough, just like Steve, they have a aversion towards Wolves since they definitely don’t want any of these relatively innocent mobs to emotionally bond to them and then DIE protecting them, which is more ironic in Herobrine’s case.

Blaze, Creeper, Elder Guardian, Endermite, Ghast, Guardian, Phantom, Silverfish, Vex: Tends to gets easily annoyed by them, so Herobrine would kill these mobs if they’re following them or managed to get in a hit. Every time a Creeper is killed by them though, they’ll actually take the time to see if a music disc was dropped (oblivious to the fact that discs are only dropped in specific situations)

Shulker: HATES being shot by them, as Herobrine already suffers from a lack of feeling physically ‘grounded’ to the earth thanks to their dead nerves, so suffering from levitation actually makes them QUITE SCARED. Upon seeing a Shulker, they’ll immediately set it on fire or bludgeon it to death, but with a worried expression instead of their typical emotionless face.

Evoker, Pillager, Ravager/Jockey, Vindicator, Witch: As long as they don’t mess with them, Herobrine is fine. However if they do mess with them, Herobrine will become so absolutely petty and will go the extra mile to kill all of them AND leave their bases as scarred earth to just leave a horrific message towards any of their kind.

Magma Cube, Slime: Just like Steve, they actually like their cute and carefree nature and will actually try to PLAY with them, but usually Herobrine just accidentally kills them by squeezing them so hard that they end up bursting.

Zombified Piglin, Chicken Jockey, Drowned, Husk, Skeleton/Horseman, Spider Jockey, Stray, Wither Skeleton, Zoglin, Zombie, Zombie Villager, Wither: IMMEDIATELY GETS ENRAGED AT THE MERE SIGHT OF ANY HUMANOID LOOKING UNDEAD MOB AND ERADICATES THEM OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

Ender Dragon: ............................. they would like to forget that day.

[koiyyo]

DRV3 “modern” MC server HCS!

something something chaotic this is DRV3 im sorry for all the mishaps im a mess tonight :pensive: - mod corn -by mod irusu, mod cass, mod dragon, mod corn, mod chie and mod kiwi 

shuichi  - probably lives in the end   - in an alliance with kaede and rantaro, they vibe  - part of the hunt to find where the hell kokichi’s base is  - kinda just vibes with rantaro and kaede, mostly just there  - terrible luck with diamonds, mostly its always lapis  - kaito gives him diamonds  - tried to pet kokichi’s dogs, kokichi hit him  - fears minecraft dogs to this day

maki  - runs an assassin business with peko  - her skins just black so she can blend in with the night  - the reason why kokichi never goes out in the daylight  - literally goes feral if someone uses her crafting table/furnace in her house  - always has a totem of undying? nobody has any clue where she got it   - watches out for kaito cause he’s a clueless old man

himiko  - cannot handle caves   - tenko has to come with her at all times  - “himiko what are you doing” -loud snoring-  - the one who’s always afk  - tries to sleep in the bed in the middle of the day  - makes potions but doesn’t sell them like mikan does  - “himiko why do you have a drinkable potion of harming”

kaede  - helps out anyone who’s new to the server  - very wholesome  - makes cookies for everyone  - does the shift + looking down thing a lot   - anytime she leaves a sign it has an emoticon  - “who took my cookies i’ll kill you >w<”  - probably has a bunch of cats named after music/piano stuff

rantaro  - says gg after dying from another player  - kinda just vibes with kaede and shuichi   - helps them make a farm mostly  - goes five blocks, gets lost  - needs a map on him at all times  - “guys idk where i am”  - the only one who knows where kokichi’s secret base is because one time he accidentally stumbled upon it

kirumi  - people ask her to make them a house a lot  - she always accepts  - basically a nomad  - does whatever anyone else asks  - has only killed ryoma once by hitting him bare fisted on one heart  - still apologizes to this day   - only goes into mine shafts to get rid of the cobwebs, leaves

ryoma  - made a tennis court in his house  - cold blooded murderer  - stalks people to try and get their supplies   - feels bad and gives them back  - “kirumi stop being nice it’s a free for all”

tenko  - has a small lesbian pin on her minecraft skin that nobody knows about  - goes with himiko into mineshafts  - kills all boys on sight  - constantly asks sakura to a “martial arts” rematch  - makes pixel art maps for every flag  - likes to put gay flags on unsuspecting victims’ houses  - “LMAO look himiko a gay” “tenko we’re gay”

angie  - made a temple in the server for atua  - forces everyone to go to said temple every sunday  - terrifyingly good at pvp  - like, really good  - REALLY GOOD    - has literally all the variants of minecraft paintings in her house  - has a treehouse cause “it’s closer to atua amen”

kiyo  - summons the wither constantly and joins forces with it  - way too obsessed with enderman, literally has them in his house for anything to come in and look at  - slays the ender dragon in a matter of two minutes, everyone is afraid  - constantly whispers about dissecting everyone and making clothes out of their skin whenever he is killed in pvp  - has a cool ass house tho no cap  - lowkey wants to live in the end

gonta  - makes a massive bee themed house with help from Shuichi   - doesn’t kill anyone because gonta is gentleman  - unless someone touches his bees  - big farm, kokichi destroyed it once and gonta cried  - likes to cook things for people that stumble upon his house

miu  - has a naked women skin on and says “dam this girl is flatter than kaede”  - makes everyone uncomfortable when in her minecraft house  - makes a fuck ton of hoes and just says “GUYS I MUST BE KAITO RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM SURROUNDED BY HOES” despite it making no sense  - walked up to kokichi with a bowl and said “hey man i found your dildo”  - framed teruteru for putting a strip pole in the music venue, but she secretly did it  - constantly spamming shift and looking up

kaito  - has a bunch of moon paintings in his house  - beats the shit out of kokichi when he burns his house down  - puts lava in his house and forgets about it, then dies from it.  - the guy who has to help rantaro out  - probably a minecraft veteran  - went in creative and tried to fly up to the stars  - chiaki set him in survival just as he reached block limit

kokichi  - chaotic evil  - has a huge hidden base hidden underground, literally nobody knows where it is  - burns people’s houses down  - really fucking bad at pvp so whenever he sees someone else he books it   - kills gontas bees constantly  - people call him “the pvp pigeon” because he basically scatters whenever you  go near him in pvp  - “if u press q with a pickaxe over lava, it gives u a secret buff”  - has essentially committed tax fraud in mc

tsumugi  - only uses naruto skins  - scarily good at minecraft mazes  - death stares kokichi when he says anything negative about her minecraft skin  - has a bunch of diamond hoes for no reason  - constantly tries to make anime statues at spawn  - kokichi always burns them

keebo  - doesn't understand how to play minecraft  - kokichi bullies him about it   - ���HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY?”  - he has pet chickens and names them after miu’s favourite things  - “this is keebo, my pet chicken!”  - always forgets how to open inventory and has to get help  - kokichi told him to press q once and then stole the item keebo dropped BWAHh finally done this was rlly fun to do!! ty again to that anon for the request <3<3 - mod corn

[squeiky]

I wish i could steal enderman, like a bee. And then mate it with another enderman, creating a baby enderman, that also looks like a spider and has salad fingers

Then make other mobs come together, mate, and get creepy anomalies of mobs powerful and weak.

So i could get like, flying foxes by breeding flying things with foxes..

Or pandas with creepers to get a pandper..

Or a dog dragon..

Instead of having to be limited by realistic breeding in a game that defies all laws of physics and realism.

Also, i can finally have a gast cat. The MC gods foretold this legacy.

What’s one aspect about Minecraft you wish would be different?

[little-klng]

Fine ill start

Enderman try to act friendly because their social structure is a lot like a beehive, except different dimensions are like different kinds of bees. What im saying is, enderman in the Overworld are different from enderman in the Nether and the End. This is both a form of camouflage, and a form of "domestication" to a certain area. They May be an invasive species to the Nether and Overworld, but these types have adapted to it, so hear me out here

Enderman in the End look a lot more like the Enderdragon than their other counterparts. If the game was one of those with better graphics, you would see thick scales, vestigial wings, vents across the body that glow purple and pink. They would have thicker forelimbs for digging into the endstone of their home, and perhaps a small tail for balance along the islands, gentle enough that their tall frame would handle walking the bending joints of their native Chorus Flowers, with skin thick enough to avoid being hurt by the Shulkers. They seem to constantly emit a low buzzing sound in the players ears, and feel it's very rude to look them in the eye. Their cities were designed so no one would have to look at another's eyes, and so make life for the social much easier. They work like drones for their mother, but life like that can be hard, and they wish to return home to their cities in the outer islands. But she needs more towers built. Something is coming in a blaze of blue and magic, with the eyes of her children. It isn't leaving until it has her in a corner.

Enderman in the Nether would be a more red-purple than true purple, and warm to the touch. More vents streak along their form bellowing a smoke that smells vaguely of the void fog. Their scales would cover more surface area, while remaining thin and smooth like snake scales. Their forelimbs wouldn't be as strong, but their claws would be more capable of holding the dry, rugged Netherrack and scoop-shaped paws would allow them to hold more soul sand without it slipping between their digits. Their legs would be strong, with thick pads on the bottoms of their feet to avoid accidental burns. Instead of Chorus Fruit, they would feed on gold and netherwart, which they learn to trade quartz to the pigmen for. The pigmen's pack tactics are very likely to have spread to the ever-learning Enderman, resulting in fierce bonds between them. They're more removed from the End than one would expect, as they have never seen the End portal in the Nether. They wander the fortresses, awaiting something better.

Enderman in the Overworld, however, look the most unlike their homeland counterpart. In an attempt to appear less frightening, while still keeping predators away like creepers, these have devolved their dragon-like scales almost completely, having fur like a Mink cat! Their eyes still retain their gentle purple glow, but their tail is longer (about knee length) for the balance needed in this world (especially with these "trees" and their wonderful leaves and beans!). Water hurts them because of how it gets into their vents and draws out their connection to the portal like a drained battery. Their faces are not exactly "cat-like" as much as they resemble a ball python from the neck-up. They find zombies and skeletons to be quite the sick joke of a set of creatures, but golems and tameable mobs are some of their favorites by a long shot. Their paws are better adapted for clawing at stone and dirt, plus carefully uprooting flowers and dismantling a part of your well-put-together home without making a mess. As a result, their digits look more like those clawed gardening gloves than proper dragon paws. These Enderman are more curious than knowing, and find the player to be the most interesting thing! They love the crafted blocks you've made and long to take them home to their mother, but the portal has long since closed. They look to you, hoping for more than just a lovely sight and a new creative force on the world. They hope for a revolution. They love you, because to them, you are their only shot. You are love!

Minecraft theories?