#like doberman pitbull?

[acoraxia]

when i saw the new ship all i could think is how it would had worked with the previous concept art versions

inchrestign

[screampied]

Nanami who's allergic to cats, but takes medicine before going to see you so your cat can sit on him. Lol he's already so stiff but when your cat sits on him he straight up stops breathing to make sure it doesn't want to leave

-🍭

SO CUTEEE. awww nanami bein all stiff n gentle around your cat babies i can just imagine.

[eggsdrawings]

so real thank you

[nyan-bynary]

Gojo would own like 3 huge dogs if he lived in any other universe I just know it

[dayurno]

there’s never too long when it comes to kevjean hcs

on behalf of the fandom, please share more

YAY okay okay okay you speak for the fans like lorax speaks for the trees i love you for asking

jean's first year in usc was very rocky for one too many reasons but a good part of it was because jeremy 'i want you to love exy and have fun soooo bad' knox reminded him way too much of kevin when they were younger

although i think they'd argue often i'm also of the belief that they'd solve most of their arguments pretty quickly. if only because jean is in the habit of being annoyed by kevin and kevin is in the habit of smiling so cute and so pretty until jean forgets he didn't wash the dishes or feed the cats

jean is the servicest top to ever service top. you can disagree but you're wrong

even decades after evermore jean still wakes up at ass o'clock. he is both a morning person and incredibly self-disciplined so to him it's nothing at all to wake up at five every day. kevin is the exact opposite. their morning routine includes jean bodily picking kevin up from bed and putting him in the bath most mornings

kevin is REMARKABLY softer on jean in nearly all aspects of life. they would do a great job at hiding their relationship from their respective teams if it came to it, but the first time jean visited psu after they started dating kevin smiled (!!!??) and asked how his day was and every fox in the vicinity knew instantly

following on the previous one the foxes are always very offended by this. kevin often and unrepetantly gives jean a thousand concessions he would otherwise call them idiots for, praises him for a job well done all the time, worries and cares for him like every paper cut is a lasceration. everyone hates it when jean comes to visit because kevin gets so WEIRD

no one in the history of ever has doubted jean is kevin's favorite. no one but neil josten with a jealous streak

i was debating whether to add nsfw hcs or not but we aren't on third base yet my dear audience and i so let's keep it as it is

[viti-ocs]

What animal do you associate your OC with?

[yandere-daydreams]

Please please please I need to know your dog hc for the other jjk boys.......

overly specific dog hc lets GO. adding in yuuta and yuuji just to make sure everyone's caught up.

yuuta: border collie baby!!! i just thing he's a very affectionate boy with a solid black and white aesthetic and very pretty hair.

yuuji: pitbull and you can FIGHT ME ON THAT. he's strong and sweet and not once has a single thought ever graced that empty head. godbless.

gojo: borzoi. i was swayed briefly by the idea of gojo as a dachshund but i think this is ultimately a better fit. unserious ass dog.

geto: one of those tiny pitch-black havanese dogs. specifically one who thinks he's better than me. this will be a contentious pick but i must speak my truth.

nanami: doberman. is it an aesthetic match? no not really. am i right? undeniably.

megumi: belgian sheepdog. i fear that he has gotten to the point that, if he was a dog, he'd have to be a dog with a job.

choso: in my heart i know he's pomeranian but i fear that they are simply too happy for him. a pomeranian but, like, a pomeranian with clinical depression.

toji: irish woflhound. there are very few dogs who i think have dilf energy but. this is one of them. they're also disproportionately massive compared to literally every other dog which i think is very toji-coded.

sukuna: a wolf but EXCLUSIVELY one of the wolves on those godawful t-shirts. it's true but, even more importantly, it's what he deserves.

[foldingfittedsheets]

My first job was working at a dog kennel. It was a boarding facility so folks could leave their animals while they went on vacation. I always loved animals so I was stoked to apply, but I was less thrilled with the reality.

The owner operated the kennel on her personal property and was a tyrannical micromanager. For instance: she could see three of the play pens from her front porch. If you had a dog that did not in fact want to play with you, a stranger, and would prefer to sit quietly getting petted she would come out onto her front porch and yell at you.

The correct procedure in her mind was to play fetch by yourself which was just throwing a ball, going to pick it up, and throwing it again, over and over, to entice the dog. I quickly learned to never pick those pens. Even the small gravel play pen behind the building by the dumpsters was a better bet. There may not have been grassy fields but the miasma of dog waste meant less getting yelled at.

My time there colored my perception of certain dogs. To this day I disdain retrievers. They can be fine on a case by case, and ultimately my dislike isn’t their fault. But 75% of them weren’t potty trained and had never walked on a leash. They also had a brain just big enough to fixate on a tennis ball which was really annoying when trying to manage toy buckets and they’d just body check you cause they saw green.

Poodles and Dobermans were top tier, generally extremely obedient on leash and with their manners. This certainly says more about the owners inclined to get certain types of dogs than the breed itself but I remain fond. Pitbulls were similarly well mannered.

The craziest motherfuckers were Shiba Inu’s. It says a lot that these dogs rarely ended up on my schedule, despite the high proportion we had, because snappy dogs always went to the leads. It really didn’t help that we didn’t leave collars on the dogs. (I think it was a safety thing? It was weird). We slipped collars over their heads, and the shibas fucking hated it. They’d scream their little heads off and fling themselves around on the leash like a wild animal.

Hands down the worst dog I had was a beagle though. I still remember that horrible little man. He had been checked by the vet and was fine but he acted like each time he put his foot down it was landing on shards of broken glass. So each step was a tiny tentative affair, mincing and ready for the ground to suddenly rise up against being walked on. And god save you if this animal felt the slightest pressure on his collar he would shriek with ear piercing hysteria that you were trying to murder him. He walked the shortest circuit we had and it took as long to finish as the longest circuit twice over. I watched his owners pick him up once and he just trotted happily like a normal fucking dog.

My favorite animal however was this little Pomeranian with one eye. Easily the most friendly and well behaved of the dogs, big or small, he was loving life and everything in it. He didn’t yap or snap he just sat politely to be leashed and trotted along perfectly. He dashed after toys and retrieved nicely. I still think about that little dude sometimes. He was the platonic ideal of a dog.

But really the best kind of dog, the one we all wanted but never got, was one with solid bowel movements we could actually pick up instead of kennel induced stress soup, which is what we got.

[aurantiumred]

*slams fists on table dramatically which makes a singular pen roll off*

what animals are they. speedrun time.

percy: golden retriever but he tries to act like he's cool and protective and tough as a meme so he occasionally tries to broodily stand around and fails miserably and always ends up bursting into maniacal laughter.

annabeth: very angry tortoiseshell rescue cat. will swat at you but also will loom over your shoulder while you work and purr occasionally.

jason: a shelter dog of some kind. probably a golden retriever or a wolfdog. sighs pathetically at random. but also could be the cutest most affectionate pitbull named daisy fluff or something ever. i have referenced this before, yes. do i care? no.

leo: an orange cat but specifically the kind that you find with their head stuck in a lampshade while screaming. you don't own a lamp with a removable shade. where did he get that. constantly running around and yowling. zoomies but cat edition. would stare you in the eyes as he knocks over a lit candle.

piper: very majestic brown tabby foresty cat. looks like she would have a great time in the wilderness with moss and trees to climb.

hazel: i cannot see any universe in which she's not a horse but if we're sticking to dog/cat, loving little indoor/outdoor tuxedo cat that occasionally brings you polite, pretty gifts like leaves and rocks.

frank: burmese mountain dog or a great dane that keeps hiding behind you when the tiny 12 pound chihuahua in the corner barks at him.

nico: black shelter cat that occasionally sits by your feet. do not try to pet. will bite you in warning. brings you mice and the bodies of random animals. you're not quite sure if he killed them himself or not. bats pens off of your desk and lays near your laptop because its warm.

reyna: doberman doberman doberman!!! probably a retired military dog of some kind.

will: orange cat but specifically an incredibly cuddly one that keeps shoving himself into your legs and sitting by your feet waiting for attention. the kind that licks you and lays nearby whenever you get sick or injured or something. kills spiders for you if you're scared of them.

[angsthology]

“oh, god, no...” — or an alt title: three people bonding over random things as alex makes a horrible decision

one of his worst ideas ever. he’s never doing it ever again.

a/n ckckckckcck i love u dino anon but i was a bit stumped on where this could go BUT i give u surprise to make it more fun i love love love alex my i wanna say pookie but i cant take that word seriously. also im guilty of oversharing roolore in these suposedly shorter chapters. and now that im realizing things this kinda suck lawl

THE KANGAROO(KIE) VS. THE WORLD

after a long day of media, roo was finally free to do whatever she pleased (that being going back to her hotel and pass out until whatever time her body wakes up). currently, she’s slipping on her backpack and taking her phone out, scrolling mindlessly on her contacts until she found the right name.

“where the hell are you?” she starts, holding her phone to her face. “alright. you wanna watch a movie ‘til we pass out?” she paused waiting for an answer as she walks out of the building, “‘kay, i’ll meet you out front.”

just as she clicked her phone off, she looked up to be met with a face that just… stood there with a smile—making her jump and scream in surprise, catching the attention of people around.

when she collected all her life (that had been scattered when she got spooked) she took notice of the source of her heart-attack. he smiled innocently still, as if he’s done nothing wrong.

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!”

alex, the culprit in question didn’t falter (though he did flinch a little bit at her outburst), he saw this one coming and to be quite frank, he did this to himself.

“i deserved that.” he closed his eyes in acceptance of defeat. alas, he brushed it off, he moved to her side and slung a hand around her shoulder. she was about to shrug him off but decided against it. “how would you feel about helping me pick my next hair color?”

that piqued her interest, she finally looks up to come face-to-face with him again, though now a smile graced her face like a cheshire cat.

his face fell. he was starting to slowly regret his decision.

without another word, a large grin still etching her face, she fished her phone out of her pocket and started scrolling through something. when alex tried to take a peek, she immediately moved away to prevent him from doing so mumbling something along the lines of ‘corporate secrets’.

he made a face at her words. but when she finally showed him her screen, he felt as if the face he made before was a bit premature.

“what the hell is that?!” he exclaimed.

she moved her phone so she could see the picture for herself seeing not what she had opened before but rather a video instead, “oh, sorry, this was from my pitbull concert. he’s great, isn’t he?” she happily showed him the video again.

he gave her another face.

“right, uh, here.” she showed him the correct picture.

he paused. “…what is that supposed to be?”

looking at the picture again, she took a second to think about it then shrug, “neon green/yellow-ish, give or take.”

his mouth drops at her direction. “what do you mean?”

“what do you mean, ‘what do i mean’?” she takes a look at his shocked face then decided to continue, “i mean: neon green/yellow-ish!” pausing, thinking back her words, “give or take!” she pauses again and re-clarified much calmer, “okay, maybe a bit more faded and muted.”

he shook his head, non-verbally ending that part of the discussion.

“where are we even going to get that kind of color?”

she shrugs, “i know a guy.”

the two girls were now currently sitting on the couch, the doberman peacefully laying between them—her eyes too, like theirs, glued to the television playing jurassic park when suddenly a knock came, shifting all three of the girls’ attention towards it.

roo was about to get up to check who it was. being who she was, she had to be extra careful who to let into her living quarters.

“it’s me!” the other side announced.

she looked away from the door and blinked, her brows screwing together in thought until she realized who that voice belonged to.

“alex?” she tested the waters.

“yeah!”

she sighed, her eyes then looking expectantly at the dog that lied beside her, tilting her head as if she were the dog asking their owner for something.

the dog whimpers as if groaning at her request. alas, she jumped off the couch begrudgingly walking towards the door and jumping up to open it.

“he— huh?” alex stopped in his tracks when instead of seeing his friend right behind the door, she was way far sitting on the couch with her friend. she greeted him nonetheless then motioning her hand towards the dog that sat quaintly besides the door, smiling up at him happily.

“oh!” he raised his brows in surprise then bending down to pet the dog who happily accepted, “who’s this fella?” he asked in a high-pitched voice, his accent stronger than usual.

“that’s jet, she’s mine.” roo answered from the couch, jurassic park long forgotten. “what are you doing here?” she asked the brit.

alex then moved his attention away from the dog, his hand still petting her chin, “uhm—i need your help.”

“with what?” her voice slightly gurgling from taking a sip of her drink.

he then holds up the boxes of hair dye with a forced awkward smile.

she gave him a look, “what about your girlfriend?”

“busy today,” he shrugged.

“then do it tomorrow.” she counters.

“okay, fine, i’m bored and alone.” he confessed.

she wanted to help; she really did but—

she groaned loudly; head thrown back to rest on the back of the couch.

“would you believe me if i say my ass is glued and have already morphed into this couch?”

“i would, actually.”

suddenly, from far behind on the other side of the couch—her presence almost forgotten—nika made herself present, “i’ll help. my ass is getting tired of the couch and i’m pretty good with handling people’s hair; i actually spent a summer working in my mom’s salon once.”

roo the gasped, turning around to face her friend with her jaw slack in shock—sarcasm written all over her face—“you had a job? like an actual job? once upon a time?”

“oh shut the fuck up,” she waved off the racing driver and stood up from her seat on the couch over to the other. “now get up, let’s do this.”

about a half an hour into their attempt, nika and alex had set up a mini salon chair using one of the hotel’s dining table chairs with a layer of plastic sitting on the ground. the latter sat on a chair in the middle of the room with a cloth draped over the top of his body. if anyone were to come in through the front door right now, they would assume kidnapping with a side of chemical testing. nika herself had changed into one of her uglier shirts incase they would accidentally get some dye on it.

the alfa romeo driver, on the other hand, still sat where she was the entire time unmoving and un-helping, now having the large dog sat on her lap feeding treats off of her hand while the other scratches the dog between her ears.

“alright. i think that’s all of your hair.” the girl stepped back from her friend’s friend’s hair, admiring the work she’s done. “now we wait. —good luck al,” she said as she took off the plastic gloves that were now mostly green.

alex—whose chair was facing the door for some reason—gripped the chair with his two (clean) hands and moved it around along with himself so he can face the couch. “so…” he looked between his co-worker and her friend, “does she just… go everywhere with you?”

“yeah.” she answered shortly before continuing, “you guys have wags i have… this.”

he looked at nika again, “no offense to you, but—”

“it’s fine, have you met her?” she shrugged pointing at the little shit she unfortunately calls a friend.

he chuckled then continued, “what about daisy-mae? i thought she was your best friend?”

“she is. this one’s just fit baggage claim. plus—daisy’s a serious scholar she’s still very busy getting her degree.”

from the kitchen sink, nika scoffed, “yeah, while she’s stuck with me around the world, mae’s stuck with atticus in college.”

alex the jumped into the conversation at the familiar name, “oh! the drummer, right?”

“yes.”

“oh—hey,” nika turned around from the sink and walked to the closest counter to the two friends, “there’s still quite some left, who wants it?”

as if sensing an idea in the air, jet jumps off roo’s lap and ran into another room.

said girl sighs, “man, knew jet was too smart for trips like this. should’ve known i should’ve brought bennie instead.”

as if the dog heard her, a bark came from the other room.

“whatever. i guess that’s one option out the window,” she turns to nika over the counter, “do me!” she smiles happily.

“alright. your death wish.”

alex, who was momentarily smiling, dropped his previous expression, “wait what—”

te1enoviyuhs

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te1enoviyuh some notes from yours truly:

lilymhe why did u have to dump babysitting duties

and gooddyeyoung thank u for the hair dye i love hayley williams 🥰

and uh i guess awstenknight thanks for the hookup and free dye

and to everyone else!!!! hey. dump acc just dropped

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backbiteroo WHO LET YOU DO THIS

te1enoviyuh backbiteroo myself. i am a grown woman.

selvnika the nika salon is now open for business 🥰

te1enoviyuh selvnika i hope you bankrupt and close

selvnika te1enoviyuh kiss yourself.

norrislftv selvnika ??????

norrislftv OH

alex_albon why was i not tagged 😕 i thought we were twins now

te1enoviyuh alex_albon hm. sure. u wish

daisymaerose hi jet

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gaslytv what does... alex mean... when he said... twins...

schupastry this is so random but so cute

awstenknight youre welcome grinch

te1enoviyuh awstenknight 🖕

lilymhe 😬😬 i apologize for having a job

te1enoviyuh lilymhe don’t apologize for that. apologize for not taking ur kid to work.

lilymhe te1enoviyuh that i won’t apologize for.

50kidgaroos BABE WAKE UP NEW DUMP ACCOUNT JUST DROPPED

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[tache-noire]

in my head julia is some kind of spaniel puppy with the long ears and wavy fur. darby is like.... probably a mutt, but definitely has some jack russell in him. and julia yaps and bites his ankles and tail and bullies him. he nips back at her ear ONE TIME and she cries and bigass cane corso brody comes BOUNDING in growling at him >:(

malakai is a doberman or something, to me. stern and sleek with a big chest and small hindquarters.

buddy is a pitbull/golden retriever mix. nightmare dog.

[crispy-ghee]

It happens when you have a pitbull (or anything sort of resembling one for that matter). There's a huge stigma against them and some folks just hate them and wanna spread those feelings. It's not the first time I've gotten messages like this, and I just adopted Jarvis a few months ago :P It's because a couple of posts about him have gotten a few thousand notes, so more people outside my circle are seeing him.

These people would've been saying the same things about rottweillers, dobermans, and german shepherds if we were in a different decade, that's just how it is.

[sleppyhazel12]

Resident Evil as Dogs! (imo)

Leon: (more to the gray side with ears like this v-v) Goberian

Annette: (white) Silken Windhound

Wesker: (fawn) Doberman

Mia: (dapple long haired) Dachshund

Rose: Dachshund Lab mix

Krauser: (brown) Pitbull

Claire: (red) German shepherd Husky mix

Ethan: (yellow) Labrador

Chris: German Shepherd Husky mix

Rebecca: Lemon Beagle

Jill: (blue merle) Border Collie

Sherry: (white creamy, puppy :3) Silken Windhound Lab mix

Jake: (Pitbull??) Doberman mix

Ashley: Pomeranian

Ada: (black) Schipperkes

Barry: (brindle and white) American Bulldog

Luis: American water spaniel

Carlos: (black) Terra Nova

Sheva: (brindle) Africanis

William: (cream) German Shepherd

I based it more on the characters' looks, but their personalities also match in my opinion.

if you want you can make requests for other RE characters as dogs!

I took 2 weeks to finish this list :,)

[of-a-chaotic-mind]

118+ Got That Dog In 'Em

I.E: Which dog breeds I associate with 911 characters & why.

Bobby: Redbone Coonhound

- When I think of a coonhound I always think of Duke, who was a redbone that my grandparents had when I was little. Duke was always right on mine & my sister's heels, watching for any sign of threat but still letting us play around. He was observant, smart, & loyal. Bobby is always keeping an eye on his team & right on their heels when they need him. He's always struck me as the most observant character & he's the wise father figure.

Athena: German Shepherd

- No it's not just because GSDs are commonly police dogs. We have a GSD, Boxer, Husky mix named Ethel. I can always tell when her GSD side is showing versus her Boxer or Husky because she goes into protective mode. Athena is fiercely protective of her family, both blood & found. She's quick to stand up for them & have their backs. I also feel like Athena has a little mischief in her & maybe it's just the Boxer or Husky bleeding through but so does Ethel.

Hen: Siberian Husky

- As we all know, Huskies are VERY vocal. Hen strikes me as the type to always speak her mind no matter what. From what I know about Huskies from social media & Ethel, they're very loyal, insanely smart, & kinda silly. I saw a text post one time with Hen & Karen as the background that said something like, "I love being in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, & mischief)." Hen is definitely a silly goose when she wants to be but she's also very smart & loyal to a fault.

Karen: Rottweiler

- Rotties can be silly little gooses but they're also very loving & protective. Karen takes care of her people & protects them when it's needed. However, she also enjoys a little STEM (see Hen's above) every now & then.

Chimney: Boxer

- To me, Boxers have always struck me as a protective & loyal dog disguised as a clumsy goofball. I think Boxers are smart & they do silly shit to make us smile & I think Chim is the same way. I don't know why but Chimney just screams clutz to me & I've seen some Boxers do some clutz ass shit.

Maddie: Shiba Inu

- Okay, Shibas are regarded as independent, affection, & intelligent dogs. They're also known to be stubborn. Maddie can be an independent woman who don't need no man but she knows she doesn't have to be because she has Chimney. She showers everyone she cares about with affection & she's hella smart. I feel like stubborn just runs in the Buckley genes though because she & Buck both have their moments.

Buck: Golden Retriever

- I feel like it's just general consensus at this point that Buck is a golden retriever at heart. He's got lots of energy, a heart of gold, & a tendency to get himself into weird &/or sticky situations. I've seen some goldens get stuck in some weird shit. Buck is always giving his all & doing what he thinks is right. We all know he's a yapper but there's no way in hell he's gonna sit still either.

Tommy: Saint Bernard

- My first thought was, "Oh yeah Tommy is definitely like a Doberman or something," but then I thought about how soft he is with Buck & how I guarantee this man could get into some STEM of his own. I was thinking about bigger dogs that are fluffy & silly & I remembered the Beethoven movies. It's been a LONG time since I've seen them but I do remember that dog getting into some crazy shit & being loyal to his humans. So yeah, Tommy is a St Bernard. They're both hard working, a little silly, & super loyal.

Eddie: Pitbull

- Okay, hear me out. Eddie might look all rough & tough on the outside but that man is just a giant teddy bear. Enter the Pitbull. When I think of badass looking dogs, I always think of a Pittie but they're also very sweet & loving dogs when raised right. They can make great guard dogs but also fantastic cuddle buddies. I genuinely believe it takes the right kind of person to raise a Pitbull, just like it takes the right kind of people *cough* the 118 *cough* to understand & support Eddie.

Chris: Beagle

- Beagles are commonly owned as hunting dogs because of their intelligence, skill, & energy. Chris is hella smart & observant. I swear that kid keeps track of shit that no one else does. He's got lots of energy & loves to have fun. I once knew a pair of beagles that were always attached at the hip & playful as ever. There was another beagle that was a truck dog & she was sweet as could be & always ready for an adventure.

[vesvosmozhno]

ATEEZ AS DOGS (Because I say so)

Hongjoong • Pitbull

I can't even describe how much pitbull energy this man has. The tiny chaotic ones that run around all over the place and snarl like a demon for fun but then crash down on the couch and sleep for sixteen hours straight.

Seonghwa • Poodle

He just is a poodle. They're all hot shit and they fucking know it. Confident little assholes. But also poodles are freaks which he absolutely is.

Yunho • Golden Retriever

I think I'd be crucified if I didn't say he was a golden retriever. But also he just is. Big and sweet and full of energy but also they're kind of psychopaths. But in a cute way. Have you ever seen these things take down animals for no reason other than they can. They don't even need to show off it's literally just fun for them.

Yeosang • Doberman

Fight me. He's a fucking doberman. They may look cool and scary and elegant!!! But they're all weirdos. Like most big dogs. Most I've met are also lowkey sassy which he is. I've seen them throw hands for the crime of breathing near them.

San • German Shepherd

He just is. These dogs are the very epitome of loyalty, companionship and protection. No dog is more willing to die for you. They seem so scary and intimidating!! But they're just big fluffy cuddlebugs. If that's not San's duality I dunno what is.

Mingi • Pitbull

I stand by the rapline being pitbulls but whereas Joong is the tiny chaotic flavor Mingi is the giant looks like they could kill you but is the BIGGEST baby flavor. You will never meet a sweeter or more pathetic dog. They are giant children, need constant reassurance. The second they get scared they are RUNNING to you for protection. That's literally just Mingi let's be real. He's specifically a yellow pitbull, they're ten times as pathetic as the other ones

Wooyoung • Pomeranian

Who knew he would be the only (true) little dog breed. These goddamn things. BALLS OF ENERGY AND CHAOS. My grandparents had two and have you ever seen a 20 year old pomeranian. That thing was half fossilized and he STILL bounced off the walls and fought with fucking everything and everyone. These are feral bitches but with the confidence of a designer breed. THEY FUCKING BITE

Jongho • Bulldog

If you think these are small dogs you're wrong. They may look like it but these fuckin things are tanks. You can handle pitbulls, shephards and Danes but you are not fucking prepared to be bodied by a bulldog. And they aren't even being malicious they just want to go somewhere and no force on this Earth will stop them. One genuinely broke into my fucking house. He banged on my door like I owed him money and when I opened it to see who the fuck was at my door this tiny BEAST forced his way in and tore up my living room. It took TWO GROWN ASS ADULTS PICKING HIM UP TO GET HIM OUT. These things are too powerful. They cannot fucking be stopped. Anyway Jongho looks small and cute but he has brute strength from Satan himself, that's how he's a bulldog

[butch-himbo-king]

hello friends any chance i could request help from any artistic people here who’d wanna take a crack at drawing this cryptid my friend saw last night? i have very little artistic ability but would love to be able to help him out with this!

(image description in alt and below the cut)

image descriptions:

first image:

screenshot of a page of texts. the first is cut off and reads "draw me a cryptid that i saw? before i forget what it looks like?" next text reads "A terrifying creature, mammal, about large deer sized, sickly pale brown with a short pitbull like coat all throughout, stands on all fours with long dog-like legs (skinnier at the bottom, a bit muscular in the thighs) with finger-like paws. The body is like that of a very big deer and the head is like that of a bull terrier with a long snout, it does not have a bottom jaw, so it's only got an exposed top row of short but sharp teeth (as if you cut the bottom jaw off and left the top part so it couldn't bite, but it looks natural) small black eyes, and ears like a doberman's ears. It doesn't have a tail nor antlers." then another text that reads "that's the best way i could describe it"

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screenshot of a text conversation. first text is an image of a short, stocky, white, bull terrier dog. then an image of a cryptid like creature. it has an elk like body and antlers but is very skinny with ribs showing through skin. the front legs are elongated giving the body a back that stretches upwards and humps downward at the shoulders. its feet have long and thin appendages on it that appear finger like. it's eyes and nose appear hallow giving its head the appearance of a skull with only a layer of skin over it. the creature stands in front of a white farmhouse in a field of grass with a layer of fog over everything. this is followed by another text that read "Here's two reference pictures. The bottom one is a deadringer for what I saw EXCEPT straighten the back, give it more meat on its body, it looks like it eats really well and has a strong body, thicken the back lower legs, take away the antlers, and eliminate the darker coat that starts at this creatures neck. Also take away that bottom part of the jaw"