#like bro you guys are CHILDREN

[leafpool-loves-ashfur]

bruh one of my clangen apprentices KILLED another apprentice RIGHT AFTER said apprentice (Scorchpaw 11m) came out as enby...

(the patrol prompt specifically said Scorchpaw went to help Lightningpaw out of the sand only to fall in themselves, and they saw Lightningpaw had a glint in their eyes and wondered if it was planned)

and then they, the murderer, came out as transgender THE. NEXT. MOON.

HELLO?????

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT????

[pianokantzart]

Mario and the Incredible Rescue is mostly a nothing burger in terms of characterization, but here are a couple of bits that I liked:

He be pining hard. Also, my heart grows three sizes every time something confirms outright that Princess Peach is fantastic at her job as a ruler.

The Yoshis are very doglike in this book (positive). There's a moment later on where Mario momentarily breaks away from the group with Yoshi, and when they return Luigi and Toad are killing time by playing with the rest of the pack. Just a big candy-colored mob of friendly puppy-dinos who will also devour sentient beings alive if they're too mean.

Luigi's relationship with Toad in this book reminds me a lot of his interactions with the toads in the Luigi's Mansion series. I would not mind if Toad and Luigi developed this sort of dynamic in the movie canon somewhere down the line. Two more little moments:

[wineaunt420]

It was low-key so hot when in the second batman live action, Cillian Crane said "I said my drugs would take you places, I never said they would be places you'd want to go"

I need Btaa scarecrow to say precisely those lines now because he is essentially Cillian crow just fan fitted to be more accurate.

(Huge ass massive character rant in the tags lol, I LOVE JON SO SO SO SO SO MUCH)

[mr-squiggley-poufs]

Bro Jiang Cheng haters are just the most miserable people like why are you putting so much energy into hating on a guy who committed just as many war crimes as everyone else

[teabutmakeitazure]

ain't no way this random aunty (neighbour) started lecturing me to marry a guy of the same nationality as me because not doing so is "wrong"

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

Angry Republicans were already pulling at straws trying to find things to criticize Kamala for and now they have absolutely nothing on Tim Walz lmaoooo

[alkeneater]

hypothetically (and this takes place in adulthood, duh), how do you think Abe would be if he had kids? i'd think he'd be a good dad.

Omg the hardest question for me ever ☹ I never can imagine anyone as a parent, because i know there are cases where people seem to like kids, but don't want to have them or can't take care of them. Or the people that want to have kids desperately and then neglect and abuse them (btw popular thing where i live </3). I feel like having children can totally change your view on life and act unpredictably. It's such a big responsibility! woah...

Well, about Abe... I think about it sometimes and... YES. I believe he can be a great father. I think that way because i have read something about Abraham Lincoln's attitude towards children (including his own) and he was VERY KIND TO THEM AWWWWW bro he is so good with little kids, the best dad ever... I hope Abe's clonefather inspired him enough to appreciate children. I kinda love to project og's behaviour onto the clone. Oh, also, important thing!! I almost forgot that in canon Abe has pretty good foster parents (i always noticed that) and i believe they also raised him right. He can look up to them and become a good parent too.

Omg what an angel 🥺

Ofc it will be hard at first, newborns are very restless most of the times, but i just know that he will take all the responsibility, maybe even spend many sleepless nights trying to calm the baby down, so his loved one can sleep well. Yknow, his selflessness... When his kid will grow older, he will try his best to spend more time with them probably: play games, watch movies, take them to parks and attractions. I know he will always try his best. I know that he would like to be the best dad. He will teach his kid to be kind and empathetic. He will do a very good job.

But i know that there will be troubles sometimes, family life is not always that easy... I know he will feel very bad sometimes, maybe annoyed and angry, but i believe he will be fine after, cuz i think that in adulthood he will be more emotionally intelligent and will be able to communicate his feelings. yep...

Lowkey i think he will always feel "not good enough" to be a dad, but that's just anxiety :) He will be the best dad ever!!

[god-damnit-vinne]

hi here's redesigns nobody asked for

@quazikam i have a personal law where i'm required to tag you in anything shuichi saihara related on my blog

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

everyone “the ai is going to take over the world!”

Me an intellectual “brain organoid computation is a man made horror”

ANYWAY HOW’S IT GOING GUYS!!!

I for one accept the LITERAL newborn babies-

(this isn’t even a joke they are literally the equivalent of newborns or pre-term babies with the ability to interact and move in digital or real worlds… which we can grow and develop… bro why did we do this to children)

-who are being used for computer computation, I am so fucking sorry for them holy shit.

As soon as they figure out how to make a circulatory system it is OVER, these poor babies LITERAL BABIES will be basically tortured in a torture nexus being used a biological CPU’s for their entire lives..

they have sentience they are LITERALLY BABIES holy shit.

so uh, yeah artificial intelligence being the hype????

(I knew it was never gonna happen lol, it's a bit too hard and annoying)

FUCK NO BRAIN ORGANOIDS!

anyway nothing particularly fancy I’ve literally expected this to happen my entire life now, and it’s here.

like.. clones, genetics, bioengineering, all this cool stuff it's happening!!!

and uh kinda horrifying I do hope they are treating the organoids okay. the military, and other cool governmental orgs are totally using these.

and that is HORRIFYING, but you know we persist!

anyway cyberpunk is here, be nice to the children (brain organoids) and uh go about your day's guys!

[msnihilist]

Every time I rewatch The Amazing World of Gumball I'm reminded that Gumball/Darwin are basically dating without the label.

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

i can't believe i come back momentarily from the dead and it's with more cancerous memes. Two versions bc god had other plans, none which included not having both of these.

[pandoa]

feeling like epel felmier rn trying to unwillingly learn a dance in the name of friendship with zero experience in pop dance and a stiff, not good for dancing body as i suffer in the summer heat all because i am not shakira and these hips were not made for dancing i fear

[brynn-lear]

I never got too deep into enstars but there are days where I miss Mama 😔

[baekuras]

I also need people to know that just today I learned of the 'first dlc boss' aka the Dancing Lion

yeah

I killed Rellana before going there and only learned about it due to a random twitter post

i never even turned into that directions

[gojuo]

Proshippers be funny af. GoT opening sequence is nothing like hotd so that comparison they pulled up is false and desperate.

me: i want helaegon to be the deconstruction of targaryen incest that examines the psychological horror of a forced marriage to one's own sibling in which the full family is already hanging by a thread in a treacherous situation since there is no other targ couple in the entirety of canon perfectly situated to explore and dissect this horrific aspect of targaryen culture

#them: i want an incestuous love triangle (that is not canon) because incestuous love triangles is interesting writing or something

[knowlesian]

the thing i find interesting in terms of culture shift indications is how much joe jonas expected his “omg LOOK at that BITCH drinking an ALCOHOL DRINK at a WORK FUNCTION when she is a MOTHER OF HUMAN CHILDREN who she LEFT AT HOME with their poor suffering father anyway she’s a partygirl who may or may not have fucked around on him and he’s a saint” shit to work like it usually does and how much it is currently not working out for him, actually