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to have realized that there are typical adhd golden retriever ipad kid energy stereotypical men that actually exist is another level of consciousness
#like observing it first hand#is insane to me#and its like highkey funny#because i d o not know what to do with all that energy#and im not just talking like the annoyinglike happy go lucky type#im saying like this whole fucking shabang dude#like barking at dogs#legit tweaking out on things while being completely sober and above the influence#attention span is zero#laying in your lap and telling you youre pretty and you smell good the first time that you meet#watching yt videos at 2x speed#thinking that they see somebody they know every thirty minutes#oh man
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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.07 "The Red Sowing"
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotdedit#rhaenyra targaryen#vermithor#mine:all#mine:hotd#if emma d'arcy looked at me like that i would start barking like a wild dog
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wintersberg is funny to me
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#i love drawing ethan like a rabid dog#he deserves to be growling and barking at people#its been so long since ive drawn#i missed u ethan
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muzzling a puppy after he eagerly sucked you off and forgot to ask for permission. putting him on his knees and jacking off right in front of his face, so that he can't do anything but whine and beg for the muzzle to be removed. so desperate to taste his master again. cumming all over the muzzle and watching him desperately stick his tongue out <3 as tries to lick between the bars of the muzzle. <33
#I AM THE PUPPY.#I WANT TO BE THAT DOG.#PLEASE.#WHAT DOES A BOY HAVE TO DO TO GET TREATED LIKE THAT????#I NEED TO KNOW#bakr barks#ftm nsft#ftm puppy#ftm sub#nsft puppy#puppy sub#bd/sm puppy#t4t#ftm t4t
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I am begging people to be normal about completed fics, and in particular one shots.
I am begging people to stop demanding more from authors, and insisting that one shots need to be longer or have sequels.
I don't think yall understand how many fanfic authors are one more "where's the rest of it?" comment away from throwing out any plans they might have had to continue an idea.
Unless an author like specifically says they might write more for an idea, just-- assume something marked as completed is complete, and respect it as it stands, please.
#dog barks#not dp#fanfic#few things are more frustrating than pouring your heart into something only to essentially be told it's not enough#consider writing your own fic inspired by a one shot if you really vibe with it!!#I know a lot of fic authors would love to be asked if someone could write a fic inspired by their work#We're all here to share creative works that we make for fun#and I'm just continually frustrated when people wind up treating fic writing like it's youtube content#I know it's not intentional but please think about how you interact with artists and how demanding more more more content is soul sucking
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mohan [she/her] for @/mirefolk 🚬🐴
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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank#he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated#but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING#drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern#po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog#ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both#also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited#anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a#long post#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#also!!! to all who celebrate#ramadan kareem/eid mubarak#<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good
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[ID: a digital comic in two panels featuring bungou stray dogs characters. the first shows atsushi banging open a door and shouting, dazai-san! are you oka- the second shows a shot from the anime where chuuya is holding dazai against a wall by his neck. the text reads, homoerotic atmosphere, and four squares with text point out whats happening. they read, casual hand in pocket, chokehold, knife, and lastly um... followed by two sweat drops pointing at chuuya's knee between dazai's legs. a tiny panel in the corner shows atsushi covering his eyes with his tiger paws and blushing as he says, i'm sorry... end ID]
come here. crack open the canon with me for a minute. consider. what if atsushi hadn't listened to everyone telling him dazai would be fine and left to save him only to witness whatever the fuck was going on in that cellar. consider the bit.
#soukoku#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#skk#skk fanart#atsushi nakajima#nakahara chuuya#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bsd chuuya#bsd atsushi#im a liar it wasnt just for the bit i wanted to study that absolutely WACK perspective shot#and the colours!! its like a sauna in that cellar everything's sooo red#the next shot would be chuuya barking at atsushi abt why hes blushing#also yes ik atsushi wouldnt be able to transform only parts of him like that at that juncture but i love baby tiger paws#if were cracking the canon open anyway why not#also learned FINALLY how to make borders around brushes#first gradients now this bsd is rly opening new horizons for me
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022—) 1.03 | 1.07
#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#tvedit#loustat#iwtv#usergayppl#usermicky#tusermarissa#userveronika#cinemapix#userstream#mine#otp: face pressed up against your longing#they were just. so insane for this#the intimacy of it#barks like a dog bangs head on wall falls off stage and dies etc etc
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Simon "Ghost" Riley that likes to be pampered, to be taken care of and let me tell you, he's just so not used to it. He's never had anyone to really treat him anything close to good.
In all honesty, he genuinely thought it was fine, being alone. He's a solitary creature, as life taught him to be, and deep down he convinced himself it was best. It didn't matter if there was a small, minuscule, pained tug at his heart every time he thought about it.
What he didn't expect was to be whipped immediately, one glance into your eyes and he was a goner. It went against his reasoning, this instinct of his to have you, battling everything he's been trying to avoid at all costs. But that one glance, that small smile you gave him, and he just knew. And months of tedious yet slow opening up and trying not only for you, but for himself, Simon was yours somehow. Baffling as it was, he now had someone to go home to. A sweet angel that in no time he plans to up and move into that bare house he has and take care of. Only thing is, the man did not expect to be taken care of himself, as if he forgot that was an option.
The first few times you two dated, officially, as he had to clarify this wasn't what kids these days mean by "hanging out" or "talking to" or whatever the fuck Johnny and Kyle were babbling to him about their dating lives (it's dating or not, Simon likes things clear), the man was surprised by how sweet yet determined you were. "Can I hold your hand?" You asked him a little flustered, and this big boy almost stuttered. He found himself nodding while gulping before taking your hand in his, internally beating himself up for acting like such a... boy? Having a silly crush on a lovely sweetheart that made him nervous by just exiting around him.
God, it felt fantastic when he finally got to kiss you. Simon thought it was gonna be just a kiss, big fucking deal (he was trying to cope, his hands were sweaty but whatever, big deal), but the way you sighed and melted into him, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and playing with the hairs at the nape of his neck made him shudder. It ignited something in him and his heart tugged again, this time not painful but hopeful.
It was the way you touched his scarred face that really astonished him, especially the first night you spent in his house. Whatever movie you babbled about the last date, vampires or whatever, was now playing on his flat screen on the new profile he created for you on whatever streaming service Simon just bought just to watch it. Another tiny bit of you in his life, it seemed. Movie was fucking awful, truly, fucking dumb teenagers and vampires, but whatever, your boyfriend (bloody fucking hell it felt fantastic and scary to think that he's now yours officially) was determined to watch it even if he snorted and made fun of it every three seconds, yet having you giggle by his side made his cold heart warm up as it beat a thousand times per second. Once again, he found himself about to mock something jokingly when he turned to you, finding your beautiful eyes already on him, expression warm and relaxed.
"Come here." At that moment, Simon Riley realized he'd follow anything you'd order him, as his body moved without any thoughts, just closer to you. Like a stray dog that's learning what a home is, something he's never really had, and when your lips touched his cheek while caressing the other, the world slowed down.
Having you move closer to him, placing a leg over his, smiling at him sweetly while gently kissing the scar near his lower lip, all he could do was stare dumbly as his face felt on fire. Little did he know that his pale cheeks reddened so adorably that you started to giggle. God, he fucking loved that sound.
"Lay on me, c'mon." You ordered gently again, grabbing his calloused hands to tug him onto you as you laid down on your back. Simon knew he looked like an idiot in awe, very much aware he's always had a staring problem. But as he crawled gently over you, expecting you to push him off after abruptly changing your mind, all he could do was to look down into your cleavage and stare like a muppet. " 'S aight?" Being all he asked before hearing a nice hum, approval for him to lay on you.
That day, Simon learned what heaven is. Your fingers into his hair, slowly, gently playing with his dirty blond locks, his face in your soft tits, your voice oh-so clear as he pressed his ear into your torso, the slow rumble almost putting him to sleep while his eyes were focused on the silly movie. His arms were wrapped around you while he just laid down between your legs. His dumb jokes still delivered as he muffled them out lazily, getting you to laugh and make him smirk as you(r tits) jiggled under him, and his reward, because you're a fucking angel, of course, was a sweet kiss on his temple every single time. The man could be turning into a clown by the end of the night as long as you kissed him so tenderly.
You spoiled him too. How dare you, really? Bringing him sweets, asking him what he wants to eat, adjusting your schedule to fit his (man's off duty, he can camp outside your house and come in whenever you want him to, if you'd be willing, like a good obedient dog), just making him feel wanted. It was odd. And new. And addicting.
You cared. You cared for him. And in his wonky yet honest way, he cared too. Always making sure that you know he's somehow thinking of you. He wanted to try. He wanted to make sure you'll stick around. The military has taught this man a lot of things, and apart from his head-strong conviction that he indeed can do anything if he puts his mind to it, another was how to not fuck up something good, all through the hundreds of stories from many other soldiers about failed relationships. He knows all the perspectives, all the failures, all the erros and all the aftermaths, so he learned to listen and not blame, to pay attention, to be there even if he was half a world away. Simon is determined to keep you around, coming back to you battered, wounded, traumatized, exhausted, and is greeted with his angel, all ready to pick him up, wrap him in a warm blanket and fuss over his ass. He'd roll his eyes at you, but his emerging smile said it all.
His heart now tugs when he's about to pick his luggage, a duffle bag filled with essentials and nothing more. A week earlier than expected too, relief washing over his body like never before, knowing you're at home waiting for good news. And he's heading that way too, determined, unrelenting, head first, no thoughts. He's going home to you.
Home to warm, delicious food, instead of stale and plain. Home to sweet laughter and love, instead of orders barked and indifference. Home to his, your comfortable bed, arms and legs wrapped around each other, the plump delicious curves of your body pressed against his hardened one. Home to gentle, home to calm, home to soft, home to himself, home to everything. Home to his heart, that is tugging him closer and closer, where he left it with you.
I'm just gonna dump this here and leave. Not proofread because we're old and lazy here.
#cod x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#reader is fat in my mind#reader is always fat#simon ghost riley x fat reader#simon ghost riley x plus size reader#i really like to make simon sound like a dog#maybe next time he straight up wears the collar and barks lmfao#but really tho? maybe
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hes so insanely drawable.
#columbo#<3#he is perfect#to me#and by the way#peter falk is sexy#if that wasnt clear#sometimes his sexiness is almost too much for columbo#but he always pulls back just enough for it to be the most destructive#barking like dog named dog#peter falk#70s#illustration#fanart#procreate#artists on tumblr
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sometimes a guy is also a creature. im gonna make a sticker out of him
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#no more tags. this isn't going in my art tag. sorry this is the first dunmeshi art im posting lmao#i about lost it when he got down on all fours and started barking like a dog#on all levels except physical i am a wolf type of weirdguy. boy the things that are wrong with you
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Basils #1 fan in the entire world is a little bichon mix named peanut
#his owners say he doesnt like other large dogs he is exclusively happy to see basil#he literally starts jumping and barking for joy
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Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.
#is this a post about Latinx Jason todd? Bitch it might be#Don't ask me about it tho cuz I'll deny it to my core#I imagine jason drunk off his ass belting No Me Queda Mas like he fuckin wrote the song#Dick's got Como la Flor Energy but he has ugly Sobbed NMQS too#they are so infamous for their drunk spanish ballads that they actually rub off on TIm#imagine young justice suprise when the whitest kid you've ever seen wasted on 7/11 liquor is hiccuping his way through a selena song#worst accent you've ever heard sounds like a dog from New Jersey learning to bark and yet the emotion is kinda on point#TIm denies it#refuses to believe he has ever done it#Dick and Jason get a copy of the video and someone edits a mash up of all three of them warble singing that banger#anyway this was a nothing post of nothing I made for myself#fr just for me#DC#Batman#Batfam#Jason todd#Tim drake#Dick Grayson
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Currently going crazy
#RAAGH HIS BACK IS SOOOOOO#barking like a dog istg I'm not okay#Bee is everything#earthspark bumblebee#tfe bumblebee#transformers bumblebee#tf bumblebee#bumblebee#bumblebee fanart#earthspark fanart#digital art#art#transformers#tf art#transformers art#meow
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Stop stop stop end it all now pack it up bc pro hero deku fucking his fans???? Oh y'all I think he's weak as fuck. He'd literally js fuck his fans bc he needs a break like he's so tired of hero work n shows up to these meet n greets n hero-cone n shit n he js sees someone [you, he sees you n chooses you bc you're sexy, dont let anyone tell you otherwise.] and pulls them off to the side and goes to the hotel part of the building and erm..fucks their brains out. Like he has self respect but sometimes fucking his fans in cheap motels is just what he needs I promise like he would be so rough with you oh my god. Pounding you into the mattress telling you to shut the fuck up and take it like he knows you want to. BUT HES JS SO DAMN BIG YALL. HES LIT CRUSHING YOU WHILE HE DRILLS HIS THICK COCK INSIDE OF YER GUTS...... n ugh... don't kink shame me now but....imagine him fucking you and stepping on your head w his boot and uttering such filthy insults about how you're just a greedy cock whore who doesn't deserve to be in his presence let alone breath the same air as him?!
#cvnts-post#cvnts-thoughts#got me acting like a damn hound dog.#BORK BORK#im lit barking bro#yall js hear me right the fuck out#izuku#izuku midoriya#izuku smut#izuku x reader smut#izuku midoriya smut#izuku midoriya x reader#izuku x reader#izuku midoriya x reader smut#midoriya#midoriya smut#midoriya x reader#midoriya x reader smut#deku#deku x reader#deku x reader smut#deku smut#MHA#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#midoriya izuku smut#midoriya izuku x reader#midoriya izuku x reader smut#boku no hero academia#mha x reader
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