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binch-i-might-be · 8 months

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this just in: local gay will be caught screaming crying throwing up in car on the way home due to the fact that the roads are made of ice now and there will be No survivors

#weather stations actually sent out warnings about the roads. lol. lmao #and i will be driving home after eight when they will hsve given up on winter road maintenance #the store is currently empty because no one dares to go outside #i'm going to die tonight #to be clear i have driven home fully sobbing and hyperventilating before because of the icy roads and i DID almost get thrown into a ditch #like a COUPLE times #you'll be going twenty and unfortunately the road decides that you'll have to die anyway. sad!#rayrambles

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lemonsweet · 1 year

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It looks like a porn site or something now

#can someone hit that guy really hard on the head with a big piece of cement or something #like a couple times

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teaboot · 8 months

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

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yeehawpim · 1 year

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

#original comic #fanfic #fix it fic #fandom #dr who #bbc sherlock #avengers #my comic #my art #been thinking about the truly dumb amount of time I've spent reading fanfic #i started writing fix-it fic like a couple months ago and I Get It #teenage pim was a dumbass

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gabilunaar · 2 months

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Labru modern aus fics be like:

Because men, every time Kabru has a PhD, published books, goes on tv, is on the radio of your home, is a professor, rich and famous and all. Than we have Laios that works in a supermarket, plays dnd and works out.

#give them a romcom #they are a autistic couple don't forget that #like yeah I'm the moment and yeah I go to the supermarket every day at a specific time to see this blond guy #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #labru #kabru of utaya #kabru

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g3othermal3scapism · 4 months

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rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’

#‘whos taylor swift ive never heard of her?’#‘oh just wait a couple months..’#we were robbed of rose wearing weird clothes from different time periods #she would find cute things in the past and future and the doctor would so buy them for her #shed think she was hot shit walking around london with the highest fashion of 2040 #and shed be right!#rose tyler #doctor who #tenth doctor #ninth doctor #tenrose #timepetals #rose tyler likes chappel roan

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mayvette · 1 year

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that one meme

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #marceline #the star #fionna and cake spoilers #gumlee #bubbline #im so happy i finally finished this like i kept redrawing it with diff couples but now #because of the star i can just make them all bubbline variants now. rejoice #mayvart

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theshadowrealmitself · 11 months

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Do any of you remember Scott's games before FNAF?

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #michael afton #chipper & sons #desolate hope #scottgames #scott cawthon #HAPPY day 4 of FNAF week!#I wanted to make a lil callback to the games that lead to FNAF being made #simply without chippers & sons we’d have no FNAF #SO I liked the idea chippers & co are considered old animtronics #stuffed away in some old warehouse #TBH seeing chippers appears in FNAF world this could be semi canon pff #Vanessa of course is a fan of them all #this comic is not as loaded with characters this time #but I still have a couple more big pieces in mind so keep eyes out for that #I ACTUALLY have a ton of ideas with everything that’s come out so far 😭#so soon more! Hope yall are enjoying fnaf week #tomorrow we get to see if fnaf gets in fortnite crazy day incoming

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malacandrax · 5 months

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I've been collecting pottery shards from the fields and woodland since I moved to the countryside a few years ago, I have so many now that I think I'll relocate them to containers, but it's nice to get a proper photo first.

#before this it was seaglass lol #the population of my village is like <200 and most of them are over 70 and don't go out so there aint much on the floor #its slim pickings out here for things from the living #but the dead leave plenty...#I find (animal....) skulls quite often but it's a bunch of effort to clean them but man if I had time #I do have a couple tho!#I also found a couple horseshoes out here which is always exciting

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clownowo · 2 months

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its ok he didn't really mean it please get off the floor

#og post #My art #Ace Attorney #AA #klavier gavin #apollo justice #trucy wright #klapollo #i started this comic. two years ago #and kept returning to it every couple months. never actually finishing it. because i kept starting over #but this time i finally did it. yay me #i don't like my caption or apollo's last line but whatever i finished it im posting it #i really like the trucy in the 4th panel though ^_^ i think she turned out nice #1k

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egophiliac · 2 months

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YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS

YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!

seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT

(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)

#art #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 10 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 10 spoilers #omg they're real #hey twst as long as you're pandering directly to me #che'nya card for riddle's chapter??????#it's not going to happen. but. WHAT IF #anyway i suppose they could get this one out a bit faster since the tweel sprites already exist #let's hope for a non-ob octozul cameo too! 🤞#as much as i want to see him though i do think it would be extremely funny if his dream were just #everything's the same in the coral sea except he's in human form the entire time #no real reason he just feels like it #chapter 10 though! the hype!#floyd is one of the characters i can't even begin to imagine what his dream might be #(the other one is ace) (i got a couple theories for him but floyd i just have NO idea)#i know it might just be for the diptych but i am VERY intrigued by the implication that the twins might be having the same dream #they're both dreaming about the time they teamed up to ruin some couple's cute rowboat date #and you know what. i believe it.

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dragonboyteeth · 10 months

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I love being fully unaware of YouTuber drama and which channels are "popular." My first reaction at the start of that section was "who the hell is James Somerton"

#hbomberguy #this is not me claiming to be above it all or anything. iiluminaughtii did have me hooked for the longest time #and i never figured out about her plagiarism #but it is funny that i had just straight up not heard of this guy #meanwhile a couple of the smaller YouTubers hbomb mentioned as being better to support were ones i have watched for years #including Are They Gay. when that title card came up i was like >:0 he ripped off my boy??

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afterartist · 4 months

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