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tell us more about qi mingtao! clear cannon fodder, but i'm kinda curious about whether the high school bully dude ever advances into the adult stage of the novel by becoming some low-to-middle-ranking corporate flunky that pretends he's got the ear of the president to bully clw somehow...
Qi Mingtao is richer than you. Qi Mingtao is better than you.
...at least at Chen Liwei's school, anyway. Qi Mingtao is certainly more well-off than Chen Liwei, but let's face it: it's not hard to be more well-off than Chen Liwei. Like you said, he's cannon fodder. He's not particularly special, and I didn't really mean him to be. He's either 1) wealthier than anyone at the school, but like, still small fry 2) has a relative that's in a position of power at the school itself, like an uncle who's a superintendent or something. Either of these ensures that he's got people following around doing what he tells them.
It's not impossible for him to advance into the adult stage of the novel. People grow up. People need jobs. Low-to-middle-ranking corporate flunky seems appropriate.
Bullying Chen Liwei at work... well, however that turns out that will depend what kind of bullying we're talking about. If it's just some mean remarks and minor favors, whatever. Chen Liwei could probably deal with that himself without too much of an issue. But if it's anything ruining Chen Liwei's career, life, livelihood, etc?
At a certain stage, this will become a very bad idea, because Wu Youxuan will kill you.
#asks#m1sosazai#wr3n#chen liwei#chen liwei will be upset about the whole killing thing#i mean ngl he'll probably be at least a little pleased and flattered about it#but murder is illegal!!! chen liwei doesn't know how to cover up murder!!! do you know HOW suspicious looking that up in baidu is???#like WHAT IF YOU GET CAUGHT#DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WILL DO TO MY CAREER?#WHAT IF THIS COMES BACK TO HAUNT US#wu youxuan: so there's an 'us'?
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light "if someone tries to read my diary i will set my drawer on fire" yagami
#like . bro . i dont think he knows what normal people are like .#it just hit me that he is willing to make himself look like a fucking insane person instead of getting caught#hey man maybe . having a bag of gasoline in your wooden desk in your wooden room . might raise ur kira percentage a little bit ..#hes so smug about it like ah yes im a genius .... people are absolutely going to believe me .....#death note#light yagami#finn reads dn#finn rambles#edit : it seems this is my magnum opus . what the freak . it is currently at lije 2.9k notes . what . who are you people .
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Wow, not even 5 seconds in and they're already starting a fight.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#my art#art#twin runes#twin runes comic#kris dreemurr#frisk#chara#susie deltarune#ralsei#this guy really knows how to get under people's skin huh#so what's his deal#either way the fun gang is not amused#lesslo... more like... loveless#oh wait#that's where his name comes from isn't it?#my favorite running gag has got to be everyone pointing out or drawing attention to the fact that frisk is green#because that's literally what all of you did when they were first shown in their dark world armor#i wonder if anyone even caught that meta joke#And no lesslo isn't chara#not all red people are the same
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who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️
ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday
#shes cool as fuck to me bc when I first played jfa I found her really frustrating to deal with#not just as Phoenix but I mean like on a personal level she is challenging because she’s so thorough#and yet I also find it fascinating that she breaks the character she’s built for herself once in a while#i 100% believe that I don’t think she would have caught on to what Phoenix was trying to do while stalling for time with engardes trial#so it’s probably a good thing edgeworth subbed in but she literally busts her ass to bring evidence to court#almost right after having a bullet extracted from her WHICH SHE ALSO PRESENTS AS EVIDENCE. thats metal as fuck ok#especially since she would technically have nothing to do with the case after edgeworth fills in and she still decided to do that anyway#maybe it was blind faith to use that evidence to win since she wasn’t there for most of the trial but still#and even if canon doesn’t give it to me I still firmly believe there’s be at least some chemistry between her and Maya#like especially if you hold it next to wrightworth that works bc there’s already a history there and majority of Phoenix and miles trying#to relearn their relationship is Phoenix coaxing out that side of Miles that he remembers from fourth grade#but with Franmaya it’s something new and they’re basically strangers to each other and one of them almost got the other convicted#and I still think that’s fascinating and it’s a damn shame thay half of the fics I find for them on ao3 is background in wrightworth fic#i did find a good one that touched on Franziska trying to win pearls approval because Pearl does hold a grudge against her#and seeing that trying to live up to perfecting even her personal relationships without getting to know Pearl to even know#why it wasn’t working feels believable when I think abt her as a character yk#myart#my art#doodles#aa#ace attorney#franziska von karma
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I swapped them around in a silly doodle
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#Vasco! what have they done to you?!#he finally caught the skrunklies#it's contagious#or maybe there's something horribly wrong with the ambient pressure and he's not agreeing with it at all#it's jarring that (at least to me) both Machetes read as Machete they're the opposite ends of the Machete spectrum#his form oscillates between an exposed nerve and a unicorn I get it#but swapped Vasco is#a whole new mystery critter#actually he's kind of cute#I would take him home#give him a bath in the sink and feed him some grilled chicken maybe that'll make him feel more like himself#real Vasco is toasted to perfection this one looks burnt at the edges and raw in the middle#I love his little off-model sheep ear#couldn't even keep his glorious floppers poor boy#gift art#foilthepiglin#own characters#Machete#Vasco
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LEON
LEON YOUR EYEBALLS
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#ride kamens episode 14 spoilers#can't believe i made a joke about it being his eye color AND THEN#i did see his updated sprite before i got to 13 but i didn't even notice it at first...#at least he also got a funky little face marking to go with it#shine on you super shitsuji!!!!#anyway I AM FINALLY CAUGHT UP#on main story anyway i haven't played the tower emblem event yet :')#but man i am loving this game#i was not expecting it to be a full-on mystery! with intrigue!#who is lying! who is telling the truth! who THINKS they're telling the truth but isn't!#punctuated by the most delightful nonsense like the unbreakable magic superhero covenants#where you gotta touch rings in the magical wedding chapel dimension that we teleport to sometimes to talk to our dead dad#(OR IS HE???????)#NO IT'S GREAT (and it does make sense in context i just love it)#still 50/50 on yellow beyblade man secretly being our dad but i can't get into theories now i don't have enough tags#man this really has the essence of what i love about rider ❤️#so far i do think agata is my favorite#but then there's leon...#let me put it this way: i would tell agata a hard truth about himself if i thought he needed to hear it#but there is no amount of money in the world you could pay me to say anything even slightly mean to our sweet leon#LET 👏 HIM 👏 HENSHIN 👏#WAIT SHOOT is it too late to redo my survey answers i need to demand that i be able to put hats on leon
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“But we need to find you some kind of disguise, you’re too conspicuous in those clothes.”
“Whatever you say, I’m entirely in your hands.”
Okay.
This is their reaction after, btw.
#very heterosexual of them#i appreciate they kept this part in because it’s one of those rare ones where they actually act like two heterosexual men 🥰#…#right????#don’t you think so????#let’s take into consideration that it’s the first time someone notices that maybe going around in full armour and in a camelot red cape#isn’t the best way to not get caught by bandits😭#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin x arthur#bbc merlin scene#episode 4x12#merlin tv#don’t come at me with ‘oh but arthur was under some sort of enchantment!’#let me live my gay life#with all due respect#and also it was just to make arthur more pliant#so it doesnt mean that’s not what he actually meant😭#it’s what he meant#he just would never dare to say it aloud💀#especially to merlin
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honestly i don't think sqq (jiu) would have minded the accusations of preferential treatment from yqy if they'd felt true. like as children he guarded the title of being yue qi's Favorite with teeth and claws. why shouldn't he be given preferential treatment? everyone ought to know just who qi-ge likes and trusts over everyone else. and for good fucking reason--who else here is watching out for qi-ge? as peak lords he's literally 2nd in command and chief tactician, if yqy values his word over yours, then its both what makes most sense and also what he deserves.
the thing is that to sqq, being accused of being favoured by yqy over others now just feels like a sick joke, because obviously (to him) that's not the fucking case. if he actually gave him preferential treatment you'd think he'd listen to what he has to fucking say, instead of believing what anyone else tells him about sqq. you'd think, if he was yqy's favorite, he wouldn't have left him to rot.
so i think, in a setting where they reconcile after becoming peak lords, that sqq would very much slap yqy's love for him in everyones faces as a kind of power move. a kind of, "oh, you thought that was favouritism? you havent seen yet what it looks like when qi-ge lets himself favour someone."
#svsss#shen jiu#may be related to the chapter of mott im editing rn#i mean at the end of the day what sj wants more than anything is love and security. and this soothes both of those needs#so long as sqq knows his place in yqy's heart i think he would not think twice about brandishing it to make a point#there is great power to be had in making sure everyone knows that the most powerful man in the world is your loyal dog#its just so funny to me to imagine post getting together qijiu like#other peak lord: zhangmen-shixiong is showing preferential treatment!!#yqy: yes <3#also i think sj is the kind of person who would think “if im going to be punished then at least i should do something worth punishing”#which is self-sabotaging behaviour at its core but sj is all about the self-sabotaging baby!!#at least if youre punished for something you did you know what you did wrong (get caught)#theres a kind of helpless anger in being punished for things that arent true/your fault that i think drives sj fucking insane
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A belief in Nominative Determinsim
#mira & isa sitting at the other side of the room: oh that cannot be a healthy rationalisation. someone should deconstruct that QUICKLY...#change's strongest soldiers VERSUS one guy echo chambering themselves about a susperstition-based retributive model of the world. GO!!!#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#sloops#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#hey look now. this is softer than usual isnt it? ignore the. ignore the subtle damnation of blame unto the self. its fine. theyre fine#this is in fact a slight adaptation of that headcanon of mine i linked! yep! turns out the way to comic-ise it was to. make it like#90% speech bubble and get kinda weird with the formatting. it's clunky and experimental but hey. im experimenting.#the next ones gonna have even more fucking speech bubbles if it goes how im planning. christ#then its gonna get followed up with something wordless so. all things in perfect balance.#DISCLAIMER: i like to write loop and siffrin displaying the maybe not so great logic-holes their seeming fear of 'retribution for not#sticking to (the script) what the universe intends for them' entails. i do not agree with their weird philosophising.#i in fact think this is . bad for them. and am exploring how fucking unhealthy their mindset seems to be even when 'mundane'#OCD siffrin real as hell whats with the doing arbitrary actions in specific ways lest Something Nebulously Bad Happen little dude?#anyway if you caught the extremely blunt symbolism of kissing a hand with a knife in it you win a prize! it's called self-satisfaction 🎉🎉#hmm. do people realise i kept calling this type of back and forth between siffrin and loop a socratic dialogue bc socrates was also just#arguing with himself? like he was just making up the other guys. complete thought experiment. i also call them that because theyre WORDY!!!
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Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense, so we try to make some sense of it. And I'm just lucky that the chaos I emerged into gave me all this... My own glorious purpose.
Lokius + Season One (insp)
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#'why not rewatch s1 before the s2 anniversary' i said 'make a quick little set in appreciation' i said#and here we are 😭😭#no but as much as s2 has my entire heart the first is SUCH a rush in terms of what it feels like to meet someone who can see every side#that you're not so bad or so good which is why you get along when everyone else is too busy getting caught up in one or the other 🥺#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#flashing cw
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some stuff.. la..
#shouldn't have to say this but don't tag this as a ship. You will Die.#Anyway while obviously verge n dante r twins. Vergils been like. Dying and in hell or something for ~20 years .#I think he's a little. I think he's worse for wear and it's esp noticeable when compared to Dante. His identical twin. Etc etc.#Dw his daughter in-law will try her damnedest to fix this. Get him a sandwich ASAP .#id in alt text#dmc#my art#dmc 5#dmc5#devil may cry#dante sparda#vergil sparda#nero sparda#nero dmc#dante dmc#vergil dmc#devil may cry 5#Also the last one. What vergil says is what my sibling said to me when I showed them the drawing#There is More to that by way of little comic that I drew in retaliation to make them sad.#something something the situation is Vergil and Nero go off a cliffside somewhere and Dante . Reacts without thinking practically.#lol. lmao even#Yayy he caught him this time ^_^ detonates the b#ALSO i will never ever get off my bighuge Dante soapbox. Maybe i have ulterior motives with this maybe I don't. The world will never know#Also uncle Dante sniles ❤️ his dumb punkass nephew
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Alternate timeline where she didn't meet Steven. I may be exaggerating lmao
Yapping under the cut because I'm waiting on a line rn
Okey, so. Entertaining the thought: An introverted feral kid and a girl who gets a sort of high off adrenaline; but was taught to be polite and proper. You know, all that perfect girl stuff. We would also consider how her empathy level is questionable, based on how she just casually suggested cutting off his arm when it got stuck. (Still not sure if immediately being excited seeing swords is just amazement or 'OOH How convenient!') So perhaps she would learn to understand empathy in a practical (not sure if that's the word I'm looking for) way rather than in an emotional way.
Thankfully she was coaxed out of her shell and she had outlet early on. Also, to have genuinely learned friendship power! 😊
But what if she never got that outlet. 🤔 I mean, she could have gotten out of her shell in a different way. But, like. Imagine if she had to bottle it up all these years. It could go south or she'll be able to manage it because it ain't as bad. Just fun to think about the former.
She would be like: This thing I'm reading is SO morbidly interesting! I wonder what it feels like in a personal level though? Could I do it? Could I do it better now that I have the knowledge of foresight? But what if I still mess up? I can't have a negative record! And the curiosity and the adrenaline just mixes up together. Lol
Haha I'm not really seriously headcanoning that is exactly what's gonna happen. I mean at least not to an intense extent. It's so fun to think about.
#It isn't even as effective as what people made it out to be so she was going to dispose of it anyway. 😒#This poor girl is freezing up cause she got caught#Maybe if she pleads enough they won't tell anyone. They CAN'T tell anyone right?#So I guess she needs to amp up being socially nice to make them dismiss any negative correlation towards her from this. ┐(´ー`)┌#I think her parents are the ones talking to her here though so that may be not as hard.(?)#Connie Maheswaran#Steven Universe#Crack AU#Steven Universe AU#my shiz#If it's prime Connie you wouldn't know she has a barrel of acid. Probably.#And if you did she'll stare you down and confidentally say. Yes that's my a barrel of acid.#But like. You have no concrete proof she has a barrel of acid#SU AU#We get so much Steven POV. Or other POV's for that matter. Sadie has more screentime but that's understandable#Despite her role in the series this girl is a mystery to us and we can only fill up the gaps through analyzing clues and implications#It's amusing to think about Steven encouraging her to not be shy. She's so (⸝⸝⸝U u U⸝⸝⸝! But it. like#bursts out in his face because she's so enthusiastic and oh so ready to take on something#su#skedoobles#Man boredom makes you think of random things. 😑#I got so much other stuff to do and I'm stuck in a line. i'm so hungry I wish I brought sum snacks 😭#Oh. Right. I was practicing drawing hands clasping together and just drew Connie around it .#One image with dialogue text count as a comic yeah?#comics#my comics#SU comics
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im obsessed with how, in the beginning of episode 1, it's charles who says "do you ever think about death catching us and splitting us up", and it's edwin who says "I will never let that happen".
because of course edwin is the one who objectively has the most to lose if they get caught, and they're both very aware of this. when the night nurse ambushes them, charles steps between her and edwin immediately, and the second time he explicitly says do what you want with me, but leave edwin. it would be natural for him to be the protective one-- and a lot of the time he is!
but the very first time we're presented with the idea of running from death, it's charles who expresses anxiety and edwin who reassures him. because what scares charles most is the thought of being separated from edwin-- and, as always, edwin doesn't want charles to be afraid.
#dead boy detectives#just a little thought#dbda#i particularly think a lot about like. when do you think edwin realized that charles was genuinely Afraid of being caught#not because charles is afraid of sent to hell (though he might be) and not purely because edwin would be sent there (though that featured)#but because no matter how it shook out-- if they got caught they would get split up#and that-- in itself-- is charles' nightmare scenario#imagine what realizing that must have been like for edwin#and then in turn i think about just how much charles *trusts* edwin#like his presence is the cornerstone of charles being happy#edwin's sincere esteem is what convinces charles that he isn't becoming a terrible person#and so: edwin is the one to reassure him that theyre never going to get split up#edwin will make sure. and so charles doesn't have to be afraid of it#just. yeah
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(breathing into a paper bag) FRALIO....
can't believe they gave us another guy. oh my god. so I guess Kelka is more, uhhh, more OOO then, and Fralio is Ankh? not that it matters too much, although they do seem to be doing something with the connected Riders so. who knows. anything goes! or if I may, anything gOOOes! god. of course they're the Ambition parallel. of course they are. oh my god.
fortunately there's nothing else they can throw at me right now that could possibly --
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#OKAY i am caught up through show my cards so i feel more confident about going into main story part 2#unless there's some absolutely wacky lore thrown into the fun rollerblades event WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT#extra excited for these guys now! can't wait to meet them properly :D#gosh though i am so afraid for jou in part 2#he's grown on me so much and i can't help but think getting backstory so soon is an ominous sign#especially for a wisdom guy i mean COME ON#i'm getting kiriya vibes and i don't like where this is heading#on the one hand if they legit kill off a character in their joseimuke gacha game...i mean. respect.#but also i want jou to be okay :(#i want everyone to be okay except maybe taiten because what is even going on with him#me yesterday: oh i don't think he's straight-up evil :) now let me just finish up the space event...#taiten: let's talk about plan DOMINATE PLANET#damnit taiten#tangentially i do think it would be EXTREMELY funny if the whole soun thing was a fakeout and murakumo was just some other dude entirely#soun's soft spot for uryuu and dislike for taiten is entirely coincidental#(probably based around the fact that taiten is INCREDIBLY evil) (or is he) (i mean yes)#he's multilayered he doesn't need a narrative reason to have opinions about other characters what are you his MOM
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Ville and Y/N
#What do you guys say if Y/N is this thief who breaks in others homes#and this one night they breaks in Ville's home but they get caught by him#and from there it depends on will Y/N manage to make Ville to like them or not#me talking
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Uzi being comfortable with V in the finale is so so funny. Includes her in the little secret handshake without a second thought and without even looking. Feels secure enough to both bat away V's gun at first and THEN lean back on it while steadfastly ignoring her. Like girl you're not concerned at all. You knew she wouldn't kill you. No you're SMUG about her having to accept it's you. You affectionately start punching her afterwards. Ok Uzi Doorman. I’m glad you’re like this
#this is Not purely a ship post by the way. this is just their real dynamic take it as you will#I only caught uzi leaning on the gun earlier today but she definitely does. if you check the scene you can see v’s arm be pushed back by Uz#I genuinely think they’re hilarious. I wish this had been explored more!! and didn’t kinda come outta nowhere in universe!!#but I’ll take what I can get . it’s interesting that just in general they seem to just see each other less as threats as the show goes on#like V going from openly antagonistic at start of ep 4 to covering for Uzi and smiling to herself abt it after at the end of the ep#my girls .. sighh. the sillies. stupid idiots. approximately 0 conversations the entire show <\3#serial designation v#Uzi doorman#v murder drones#Uzi murder drones#murder drones
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