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kainess x rope (1948)
#blue lock#michael kaiser#alexis ness#kainess#ブルー��ック#blue lock fanart#blue lock manga#art#fanart#my art#kainess enjoyers do i have a movie for you#i consider the play it was based on a foundational text of toxic yaoi i'm dead serious#ESPECIALLY after 261 this fits them so well if u like kainess go watch rope now NOWWW#(also read the play i'm a useless theatre kid so ofc i'll rec that i directed it last year)#i don't have anything particularly devastating to say in the tags today sorry guys#if u want devastating go read never the sinner it's another play that covers the true story that inspired rope#now THAT one will fuck you up for a good 5-7 business days#happy reading!
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I don't know the rules for art requests so I'm hoping if I do this wrong you'll just ignore this message. I really, really like your Dead Boy Detectives art and I've been following it since the first comic with the soul orbs. I also like your different AUs and crossovers.
Could you write/draw a comic where Doom Patrol Charles meets Reverse Verse Charles? I think that could be interesting because those are the two versions of Charles who admit they're in love with Edwin, but also those two are on opposite ends of the emotional stability scale. That's probably not a good word for it-- what I mean is that DP-Charles seems comfortable with himself while RV-Charles thinks he's an absolutely terrible person, and RV-Charles is kind of manipulative at times while DP-Charles seems to be aware of others' feelings and gives them space.
Also, I think RV-Edwin and DP-Edwin might enjoy sassing each other too much.


No rules, just a lot of patience! Reading your comments always makes me happy, so I made this little thing very quickly :) I'm sure there's a lot of fun interactions for them to have, but it might take me a while to come up with more stuff.
I don't think DP!Charles has advice for RV!Charles... after all, they're kind of in the same boat. But maybe he can teach him a thing or two about giving Edwin time and space? I would love the see everyone's thoughts, because this seems like it could be a fun dynamic.
Thank you for the request, and to everyone else who sent me one: I live in shame. I will get to them.
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#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#payneland#edwin x charles#reverse verse#dead patrol#i think these charles with get along better than with rv does with the original charles#all edwins are naturally suspicious of other edwins though#it's just the way things are#also something to be said about dp!charles being scared of water#and rv!charles being scared of fire#dunno what but something for sure#i really want to get these guys talking but i'm still not sure what i want them to say#also i have a few requests for the dp boys! it's not the same but take this in the meantime#joking about dp!charles' bat will never get old fight m#me*#i kinda wanted to have dp!edwin saying something like#of all the versions of us YOU avoided hell?#but it felt... kinda mean#well he is mean but that would get too serious too fast and this was meant to be a quick silly thing
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Modern french student Enjolras is 100% the kind of guy who rolls his own cigarettes ("because it's less expensive" but it's partly because it does objectively make you exponentially cooler). He definitely rolls them while he's talking to you and he blows smoke in your face and contributes to the gigantic cloud of cigarette smoke that fills the air above the Sorbonne courtyard during lunchtime
#is this too nice? It's not too niche right?#genuinely I knew french people smoked but holy shit I did not expect it to be to this extent#also this is 100% based on most interactions i've had with other students#like I'm so dead serious when I say enjolras would do this#anyway#shoutout to the guy i met at the beginning of the year who tried to roll his cigarette but miserably failed like 4 times and dropped#everything on the floor and had to get someone to roll it for him... that was cute#les mis#les miserables#les miz#les amis de l'abc#the brick#musical theatre#les mis headcanons#enjolras#litblr#enjoltaire#modern les mis
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if you ever find yourself looking at a list of the ships you're obsessed with and you notice that none of them are yuri then you need to fix that immediately. everyone should have at least one yuri ship they're unhinged about ok that's gotta be a fandom standard
#the litter box#shitpost#but also i'm dead serious#like i'll see people listing off all their ships and there's zero f/f ships ANYWHERE. sometimes there's not even any women present at all#and NO i do not mean ''m/m ship but genderbent'' that's the same ship#like it's good don't get me wrong ok it's a start but like. you guys can get two men who've never met to be relatively popular as a couple#you can do the same for women who have like. actual relationships#one day we'll work our way up to popular nonsensical femslash between characters who don't know each other#but i'm willing to start small#especially looking at you shounen fans. make those girls kiss each other chop chop
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|| siyadabdali
#>my gifs#night sky#sky#architecture#fireplace#cozy#balcony#sea#Why do they have tom and jerry playing on tv in ALL of their videos????? Hello?????#Can't you watch something normal#i'm dead serious go to their profile. It's all tom and jerry and occasionally some other shows#I am geniunely confused is this like the guy who commisioned artists to draw women shopping for white bread. Why tom and jerry
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All you need is One Friend to say "not to be an enabler but that's a Need" for you to make a Wonderful and Good Financial Decision<3
Would've gotten a Lefou merch to match except there is literally NOTHING on the lad. Need to make my own damn food.
but oh well now I'll have a proper Gaston effigy to carry about<3 in.. 2-4 weeks....
#was tempted towards this ugly lil mass produced christmas ornament#(That was IDENTICAL to a listing for a batch of cake toppers that included him)#I'm so serious they made ONE figure for that guy and said “Yeep. that's enough<3”#Lefou lovers where you at#I'm genuinly suprised there wasn't even like. anything for the 2017 movie it seemed like that version of Lefou was kinda popular for a bit#but that fandom is also like.. lowk dead so yea.#but anyways it was like... $34 w/out including shipping yet. so. y'know....#I'll continue the hunt ig but for NOW#we wait<3#sniffer adventures#Gaston#gaston batb#batb gaston
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(mgv) adam is a natural with kids and doesn't even realize it. he frets about taking care of diana on his own because he's so convinced he'll mess her up so bad -- and he's so aware of her trauma with zep, a stranger who hurt her and her family, and how soon adam melded into the gordons' lives directly after all that. it's not even a "i hope my boyfriend's kid likes me" because adam's been nervous about fucking up around her since the moment he and lawrence moved in together and diana was cleared to visit on weekends. and while lawrence admits he would have never considered adam for a babysitter before, he has, frankly, a generous amount of faith that adam is worrying over nothing.
but he doesn't think twice about cutting the crusts off her sandwiches when she asks, reassures her when she admits she wants a nightlight even though she's a big girl, he even swallows his own fear to check every closet for her when she's scared the Bad Man will come back. he lets her crawl in his lap while she reads her book, he purrs his obscenely loud, rough, engine-like purr just because it makes her laugh, complains with her about homework because, like, i know right? multiplication tables? gross.
then diana goes back to alison and adam heaves a huge sigh, having tried so hard but still not convinced he does right by her.
#saw#sawmegaverse#chainshipping#they move in together very soon after they get out of the trap obviously#not only is the marriage to alison dead but it's so much harder for them to function without each other after everything#the start of a beautiful codependency <3#diana thinks adam is so so so cool meanwhile in adam's head it's just FUCK FUCK I'M BLOWING IT I'M GONNA MESS HER UP FOR LIFE#a small part of lawrence sees this and is like. are you actually this dense or are you trying to be stupid on purpose#bc it took so long for lawrence to get in the groove of being a parent#but overall he's just outrageously endeared. it's incredibly adorable how serious adam is when it comes to diana#he frets like a first time parent and it makes lawrence's heart so so soft and goopy#seeing them get along makes lawrence's alpha brain so happy it's stupid#his pup his baby who has been through so much taking to the guy he met through a serial killer and is now inseparable from#let's just say in non-apprentice mgv i usually end up picturing lawrence with happy anime flowers and bubbles and sparkles etc#lawrence isn't an alpha who can purr but by god if he could.......
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It is because these people are stupid. Hope this helps.
#like. I don't know what to tell you. most people who commit murder are not Super Genius Criminal Masterminds#if your priority is killing someone and not anything else you don't make a flashy spectacle of it???? most people who do shit like this#want attention. it's not about some moral obligation they want attention. and when people prioritize Getting Attention. they do some#pretty contradictory and myopic things. have you ever observed a human. jfc y'all are not serious people#current events#tw: guns#okay sorry I'M SORRY. I'll stop talking about this. I just feel like I'm going insane#worshiping this guy is NOT it#y'all are going to drive me to substance abuse is2g#In the Vents#also.#if you are a feminist. then you should be against this. hold on let me explain before you go 'how are those even related you're deranged'#violent men are typically the ones more likely to hate women and abuse their partners because of it. and spousal homicide is going to#be a LOT harder to do if no one has access to guns. if you say 'oh there's an acceptable situation where you can point blank shoot someone#because they're a loathsome enough person' then. these people are going to take away the message that if their girlfriend/wife/female#relative/partner/etc. is 'bad' enough. is making their lives difficult enough. then it is acceptable to murder them. if you say 'there is#an acceptable circumstance for this' then EVERYONE WILL THINK THAT *THEY* HAVE THE ACCEPTABLE CIRCUMSTANCE#holding up guns as the solution to your problems IS ONLY GOING TO END WITH MORE WOMEN MORE KIDS AND MORE MINORITIES DEAD#and if you think that's an acceptable sacrifice because someone you hate might die. then I think maybe you shouldn't be talking to me.#like I said. I'm not going to be patient anymore. this is non-negotiable for me. if you're valorizing this guy and the culture of#gun violence that made his actions possible then get out I don't want to talk to you.#oh also once again: if your takeaway from this is that I'm somehow defending the CEO and you come on my post to say that I'm putting#you on blast so everyone can point and laugh at you for your lack of reading comprehension. again hope this helps :)
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So I'm really into genealogy and have been for a few years now and I'm blessed with being really good with names and dates etc. So in conversation I can remember like a ridiculous amount of:
Jane Doe Smith Johnson
b. 1805 Tennessee d. 1879 Missouri
Married 1828 to John Patrick Johnson. Had five children. Died of TB
Etc etc
And that's cool enough apparently but I've mostly been using it for
A. Making up bullshit but real sounding names for stuff (i.e my name is Emily Stewart, Grace Kolár, etc). The point is that they're normal sounding and varied.
B. Having a bizarre frame of reference for historical events. Like "oh [small town],[state] 1942 had [random] event happen? My 1st cousin 4x removed got married there that year, small world!"
It's so dumb, like I'll read about some historical event from my area (where I've had family in the vicinity of since the 1840s) and I'll link up the time frame in my head and be like hmm... I wonder what 3rd great aunt Helen thought about that happening next door to her church.
#anyways im haunted by my ansesters and their lives#and driven actually crazy when i hit a dead end until ive solved it#like if i dont figure out credibly who my 3rd great grandfather's parents are soon im genuinely going to lose touch I'm serious.#i realized the other day that id been 'investigateing' it since Jan 2021 DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFERENT MY LIFE IS COMPARED TO THEN?!#and I'm not like casual.. I am multiple times a week searching the LoC as well as physical genealogical libraries for records#it lives in my brain like a tumor#he was born in 1857 in 'western' America this isn't fog of shit#its goddanm out there!#part of the obsession is because this particular ancestor is where my surname came from#he's my paternal paternal paternal grandfather.. yea... I'm just like curious as to specifically where my surname originated#sometimes especially on my mom's side I can track this shit down to a specific small european towns and I can find neat historical stuff#but this guy is just a fucking mystery#he appears in Oklahoma in the 1870s has like 15 children and then offs himself after losing money gambling#oh my god im actually ranting#and I guess it bugs me more than others because he has a very prominent newspaper trail#there are tons and tons of mentions of this guy#he has a long ass obituary but nobody ever fucking mentions where he came from other than like vague ass statements#his obituaries literally contradict each other too#I have searched everywhere for any misspelling of this guy's name#but his name is very easy to spell it's freaking William and the last name is very easy as well its a third person singular verb#ugh#anyways#ive cooled off#geneology#is interesting as fuck honestly
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i'm going to complain for two seconds here, because people on twitch are pissing me off. I get people are fans of other games. I am too! Even if I can only play a few, I watch full gameplay of many games. that being said- I do not think it's fair to say that it's an unfortunate thing for it to be likely that bg3 will sweep the awards tomorrow. you're gonna tell me it honestly doesn't deserve to win most of the categories it's been nominated for? have you actually sat down and watched gameplay?? because the suggestion that it shouldn't win goty, or awards for narrative, direction, score, art, or performance is beyond ridiculous to me. pull your head out of nintendo's ass for just a moment and I think you will see that sometimes other games win because they are simply BETTER.
#bg3#thoughts about media#as I said before. I do not care that much about awards when it comes to literally anything.#but I'm not going to pretend that people arguing that this game doesn't merit the praise it's getting doesn't piss me right the hell off.#it's like when people say “dbd is a dead game. who the fuck even plays it?”#as if dbd didn't have HUGE licensed chapters this year and is the only asymm horror that KEEPS its numbers.#like it or not. bg3 was fucking groundbreaking as a game.#“t0tk better win for score!” “arachnidguy 2 better win for voice acting!” wrong and wrong. sorry to you. but wrong.#ugh literally I'm just. I had to hear that “SPMN2 should win voice acting bc of peter's venom voice”#sorry mr. streamer guy. I do like you. I do. but that is a Terrible take.#IT'S ONE CHARACTER. EVERYONE IN BG3 IS VOICED INCREDIBLY.#and please if bg3 loses the category for score. I will actually be SHOCKED. no other game put out as incredible of a soundtrack.#not even HALF as good. be serious.
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BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER
#raise a suilen#bandori#ras#GUYS. im so dead serious#I've been a fan of this band for like 3 years now and they've genuinely never surprised me as much as they did with this EP#apocalypse is INSANELY good#twin tale WITH THE FUCKNG BEAT CHANGES?#chu2's rapping has improved so goddamn much too. she truly shocked me#layer's voice is so fucking versatile (what else is new) but for some reason I just. feel like she got even better somehow#she's INCREDIBLE#her voice is INSANE#I especially love her low range in apocalypse#as well as her changing between soft singing and powerful belting in stray cerberus#she truly can do it all#name one thing this woman can't do with her voice I'LL WAIT#HER RANGE IS *INSANE*#she can belt higher than me and also sing waaaay lower than me#I'm gonna fiuvkjgfnbf scream you don't understand#this EP is the best thing to ever happen to RAS's discography#new all time favorite album just dropped. literally not exaggerating#Spotify
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the horrifying irony of going through two separate break ups involved with people kinning lucifer and/or blitzo and me kinning alastor and stolas,
#don't mind me#WHAT A FUCKING EPISODE THOUGH HOLY SHIT#I KNEW STOLAS HAD IT IN HIM TO SING MCR#side note as someone who actually does demon work i........ am Livid-angry at anybody claiming to kin lucifer who says--#--that the real lucifer acts remotely like that guy like. ohhhh my god no. no. holy shit. no.#no he acts way more like charlie if i'm honest. i'm dead serious#my post#i'm gonna remake my pin btw. hold on
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know you're in too deep with a william ship when it's 4am and he's lying next your muse and suggests that they should/could "be together for eternity"
#˖ ✧ ship musings » ( moth to the flame )#'should' if it's like. the college verse/pre-remnant#'could' if he's discovered remnant and also he's dead fucking serious#william 'i've discovered immortality & i'm about to make it everybody's problem' af.ton#this is in line with my joke abt him unironically bringing up 'do you think a person can become a god' in conversation#william @ the partner he intends to spend his life with like#'you can't ever die' 'we could be together for eternity' 'i can't afford to lose you' 'you'll be mine forever'#and he frames it all like 'oh i just really love you haha' if you point it out as weird#unless you actually know what he's up to in which case no he's dead serious. spend eternity with him.#your first warning is the first time he says 'you're mine' & your muse just thinks he's trying to be sexy#locked yourself into a relationship with the guy who wants to make you both immortal and also murder people
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I am cursed with the absolute inability to even reference a thing that I don't know enough about, because someone could see me being wrong and I don't want to disappoint them, which is why I am watching the original Godzilla (1954, subtitled) on one screen and doing some pixel art on the other and doing some writing under that (days when my ADHD meds work are very strange to me. Who is this Motherfucker Unlimited who can multitask like this and how is he possibly me), and I am like, ridiculously pleased with how much I do not need the subtitles for any of this.
#yes this is writing research. don't worry about it. sometimes the funny little robot guys might wanna watch a movie. it's fine#but I haven't seen it so that's gonna be a problem and I guess I also have to see it now. okay#very good so far tho actually. dunno why I didn't expect that. I guess I have seen too much of the goofy-ass later ones#and forgot the original is *dead fucking serious* about the whole business#also for a movie I've never seen or been interested in I sure did somehow pick one with relevant themes what the heck.#I say 'pick' but like everything else that happens this was just what the little movie in my brain dictated and I'm just going with it.#strangely canon now that quite a few reploids just have a surprising interest in old media#(tho the tokusatsu/kaiju angle absolutely makes sense from a real world perspective since that's where a ton of the inspo is even from)
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pharma really is such an interesting case. one thing i’ve always felt with pharma is that he absolutely doesn’t want consequences. and facing up to it requires a lot of looking at and showing people what he’s done and you know. the consequences. i mean hell he’d rather start a plague than say “hey i got coerced into doing a very bad thing by the djd”
I do understand what you mean about Pharma not wanting to face consequences, but on the other hand, I kind of understand why Pharma made a plague rather than admit to medical malpractice/murder? Because like, the thing that I don't see brought up often enough with regards to Pharma is that blackmail... is blackmail. Like, as someone who's unfortunately been on the receiving end of blackmail, the entire point of blackmailing someone is that you corner them into doing bad things by convincing them that they CAN'T turn to an authority figure to ask for help. Like, the person doing the blackmailing generally convinces the person who's getting blackmailed that if they try to reach out for help, the law/authorities/etc either won't care about their predicament or will punish them for the bad thing they did that they're getting blackmailed about.
I kind of feel like (and this isn't an attack on you, just a commentary about the nature of blackmail) when someone like Ratchet looks at Pharma and says "but you could've called for help or shut down the clinic or anything!", it kind of ignores the fact that...... when you're being blackmailed you're fucking terrified, and people who are terrified generally don't jump to the most rational, safe solutions possible? When you add in the fact that Pharma was blackmailed by Tarn of the DJD, notorious hater of Autobots and fanatic leader of a torture club, it's not hard to imagine that Pharma was both afraid and in pain (or threat of pain) while at Delphi and thus wouldn't be thinking straight about it.
I don't know, like. Yeah, on one hand Pharma made a plague and killed a bunch of people to try and cover up his crimes and maintain his career. But he didn't just do it for ego related reasons, he was also almost certainly facing threats of torture and death.
#squiggle answers#pharma apologism#i think i'm biased on this issue so anyone can come in here and add their thoughts or correct me#i guess it just bothers me because like. i've kind of been in that situation (not as serious as pharma's) where i didn't ask for help#and when i got in trouble for not asking for help afterwards and instead choosing to lie or go behind someone's back or whatever#it was generally bc i was more afraid of punishment by The People In Charge#than i was afraid of lying or breaking the rules or doing other bad things#and when i got accused (by the people in charge) of seeing myself as above the rules or thinking i was better/smarter than them#it always pissed me off because i was like. bro i didn't lie to you for fun and games i lied to you because i was afraid#that if i asked you for help you would just shun me or get pissed off at me and punish me#also re: the blackmail i was a victim of. the thing about that is it was over something ultimately petty (stupid internet drama)#and i was PROBABLY never in any real danger but like. the issue was that i FELT like i was in danger#fear is powerful. fear of being threatened at any time or having the things you care about taken away is especially powerful#i had nightmares p much once a week for months during the ordeal and still sometimes do now#like idk i really am biased on this matter but like. just bc pharma made the plague to cover up his crimes#doesn't mean that that's the ONLY reason is what i'm saying#when ppl lie and cover up things about that it's not just about ego but about dumb animal terror#and i mean. to get back to the pharma apologism brand. ratchet KNEW pharma was being blackmailed but he fucking ditched him anyways#this is the guy who was supposed to be his bestie of millions of years and he fucking told pharma he was dead to him#and that's the guy who pharma thought would UNDERSTAND. imagine what he thought other autobots would think of him#also i have a theory that tarn probably psychologically tortured pharma by telling him the autobots would just lock him up for his crimes#as a way to get pharma to not tell anyone and keep supplying him cogs. because you know. blackmail
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maybe he's just a PR doll for them but to ignore the fact that daniel was at the factory the week of the bahrain gp (and will probably be there this race week too) probably working on the sim or seeing the data from both cars is very telling.
like they all love to run their mouths and say rb only gains on the PR department but forget daniel is a good asset to have if you wanna improve ur car. which wasn't just said by his rb peers or our delusional asses, it was said by his renault team and by MCLAREN AS WELL (Stella sang nothing but praises about his feedback) so what then
and when mclaren personnel are praising him for something instead of scapegoating him you KNOW they must mean it 💀
#i'm actually getting to the point now where it's like yeah but so what if his rbr job IS just trophy wife good for him#like with women getting into male dominated spaces and trying to Not Like Other Girls to prove themselves worthy#but to me it's like actually you can and SHOULD be only here for the hot guys; that's no less valid than being here for the sport aspects#same with daniel. good for him if he's just around to fuck around and market some energy drinks. what's wrong with that.#i'm joking but i'm also dead fucking serious#red bull redux#answered#anonymous
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