me before ep 5 came out: yeah I mean im sure there will be some physical fighting. I mean there’s so much tension there and they both have like superhuman strength and are mad dramatic. im sure we’ll see it. it’d be unrealistic not to. of course. of course. of course. of course.
me after ep 5 came out:
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Next time you feel like you aren't good at anything, I need you to remember that Newton Pulsifer broke every machine he ever touched and didn't know why until the very moment he saved the entire world from a nuclear apocalypse.
Maybe you just aren't at the "why" part of your story yet.
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in hindsight it is really funny that justin long in barbarian is supposed to be like an a list celebrity who's getting ""canceled"" because like. imagine you've spent the past month being held captive by a nine foot tall woman who juiced a man's melon right in front of you and keeps trying to breastfeed you. and then also johnny depp is there.
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Ship the characters fine that’s ok because they’re fictional but leave the actors alone. They are real people and this will affect their real lives
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A lot of people use sideblogs to hourd urls
ok...but 41+ sideblogs??????
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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