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in hindsight it is really funny that justin long in barbarian is supposed to be like an a list celebrity who's getting ""canceled"" because like. imagine you've spent the past month being held captive by a nine foot tall woman who juiced a man's melon right in front of you and keeps trying to breastfeed you. and then also johnny depp is there.
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grossillygirl · 7 months ago
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They're threatening to kick me out🧍🏽‍♀️like i genuinely have less tha ten days in school. what would that do for anyone
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Ship the characters fine that’s ok because they’re fictional but leave the actors alone. They are real people and this will affect their real lives
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kickassfu · 2 years ago
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A lot of people use sideblogs to hourd urls
ok...but 41+ sideblogs??????
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lovely-v · 4 months ago
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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.
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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 4 months ago
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
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nyancrimew · 6 months ago
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bookwyrminspiration · 11 months ago
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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oysters-aint-for-me · 4 months ago
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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.
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everythingwasnormalhere · 8 months ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 6 months ago
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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol
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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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theboxfort · 1 year ago
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Peace and love
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some-pers0n · 4 months ago
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I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 10 months ago
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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