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bros been on a reblog spree and i love it
I say this with complete genuineness because there’s obviously no way you could have known this, but the reason I’ve been so active today is that I’ve been trying to distract myself from the WORST day I’ve had in months and therefore this is the FUNNIEST possible ask I could have received 😂😂
#I’m fine nobody died it’s just hardcore family drama and existential dread combined with the process of changing anxiety meds#and so on and so forth#also it was what#like 7 posts?? 😂#did you know back in 2012-13 we used to have post limits of like 250 daily#and people would REGULARLY hit them#7 posts is what people used to do when they were on HIATUS#(I’m not mad anon I’m giggling I promise)
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#okay but fr i died that they kept on kissing whilst Zheng was calling for them like they really said 'this is important just wait damn!'#our flag means death#our flag means death season 2#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#edward teach#stede bonnet#blackbeard#gentleblack#blackbonnet#rhys darby#david jenkins#zheng yi sao#ofmd susan#also this is my FOURTH live reaction post from this season 😂😭 - everyone had that 'in front of my salad' energy 24/7 this time around!
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RAMBLES.... This is just a little thing I found on Knight of Dawn's sprite, but HE ACTUALLY WEARS THE AURORAL RING AS A RING??? LIKE ON HIS HAND??? I assumed all this time that him and Silver always wore it as a necklace bcs both their rings has a chain on it and it glows only on their chest.
Maybe they just draw it like this bcs the screen of the game is very limited. It would look awkward if all this time, Dawn wore it as a ring and they tried to place the glow on his hand (which will be hidden by the thick dialogue box lol) TWST just pls make cutscene illustrations for once--
Although this is so interesting though?? What do you mean that Dawn has a seperate sprite where he has no armor and we can actually see the ring on his hand (despite the fact that all this time they have only been implied to wear it as a necklace) I feel like this guy will really come back on main story once we get to the lore of this ring 😭✨✨
PLS twst im clawing at your door,,, the RING LORE,,, we dont know anything about it fr, at least for Princess Glow, we know that stone only works with Meleanor and its able to grant miracles like restoring health, but for the ring, we only know it didnt come from the Silver Owls, it was left with Dawn ever since he was born (so he didnt create it) and its able to guide you out of the darkness and it only operates with Silver's UM.
Now that I think about it, isnt this auroral ring and Princess Glow operates the same way lol Only follows one caster/magic and able to create miracles (auroral ring's miracle is that its able to fight against the darkness and we know no one has been able to rise up from the darkness yet except Silver with his ring)
I personally think that other than Malleus, Silver will still be a relevant character once we get to Book 8. This magic and Malleus' UM sounds like it'll be useful to make Yuu meet Mickey or make them go home ig. Malleus' UM allows you to initiate a dream while Silver's UM allows you to travel around that dream conciously.
Also wild guess, but if Grim's overblot happens, I just know Silver will be the one to make it 😭
If Book 7 allowed Silver and Sebek to work together, maybe Book 8 will be about Malleus and Silver working together??? 🥺🙏✨
full sprite if anyone wants to see it lol (its from @twstassets)
WAITING FOR THE PART THAT SILVER GETS TO CAST A SWORD LIKE KNIGHT OF DAWN TOO ALKSJDALKD LOOK i feel that they made their model look exactly the same bcs they're trying to reuse this animation on Silver on the latter part of the book----
also looking at his normal outfit,,, Dawn's clothes really resembles too much with RSA's uniform 😭✨
#AJLKFDKSDKLSDF PLEASE PLEASE TWST VALIDATE MY BELIEF THAT MALLEUS AND SILVER ARE THE GREATEST DUO EVER PLS#ITS TWO PRINCES!!! THE TWO ARGUABLY** MOST POWERFUL MAGICIANS RN FROM THE CAST#YES I'LL DIE ON THE HILL THAT SILVER IS MORE MAGICALLY POWERFUL THAN VIL OR LEONA !!#I was trying to post thsi on my side acc but it saved on my main so im posting this here lol its not organized im sorry </3#twst theories#twst diasomnia#disney twst#twst wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twistedwonderland#twst silver#twst knight of dawn#twst dawn knight#twst headcanons#twst theory#twst book 7#yk im going insane when i discover one little thing about meleanor and dawn and i immediately spout essays from it#this post feels like im just impressed Dawn is wearing a ring as a ring 😂😂 ohh thats how u know im beyond saving </3
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i know a lot of people like to take Kokichi's flirting with Shuichi seriously, but consider the much funnier alternative:
he was shipbaiting the audience
#never forget kokichi was the first to find out they were being monitored 24/7#and that informs *so much* of his behavior in-game#why would he broadcast an actual weakness like that?#trick question! he wouldn't#like i'm fairly sure the real reason was to antagonize shuichi#since he did Not trust him#but also#the protag x antag/detective x mastermind dynamic is Exactly the sort of stuff the audience of a killing game would eat up#and we know this for a fact 😂#dr#dr thoughts#also#oumasai is 1000% more interesting when it starts from the premise they Cannot Stand each other imho#sdfghjksdfgh#enemies-to-fake dating for the cameras au#christ but they'd hate it *so much*#even worse if it works#and they actually catch tsumugi with it#dr ideas#post (vr) game could work as well...#a (forced?) pr stunt while they try to investigate & take down tdr#hmmmmmmmm#oumasai
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The whole Lila & Five season 4 situation can be summarized by this tumblr post
#I described this post to my partner as we were watching the Lila x Five kiss scene & we both laughed our 🍑 off about it#it just feels so nonsensical & out of nowhere and also not important to the plot at all 😂#lilafive is a wild ship ngl like... I get it touch starved loneliness isolation for 7 years but like oof was that all necessary?#like regardless of how you feel about the age gap you gotta admit that was out of the blue idk just felt weird#especially with so little run time left like.... there are more important things to be going on than some amatonormative romance drama#anyway here's a meme in light of the lilla pitts & five hargreeves situation in season 4#mine#op#tua season 4#tua s4#tua spoilers#tua#lila pitts#umbrella acedmy#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy spoilers#tua memes#umbrella academy memes
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Scissor Seven S5EP5 Trivia
Dai Bo made a joke about how inns in martial art films is often a place to gather information. One of the most prominent inns in martial art media is Dragon Inn.
Screenshot from Dragon Inn (1967)

Reference to a famous Chinese meme "eat shit"(?) from As Tears Go By (1988)
Seven says the exact same line "eat shit" a minute later.
No idea how they will translate 白云凤爪 officially, the direct translation is White Cloud Phoenix Claws. Which happens to be the exact same name of a famous Cantonese dim sum dish cold marinated chicken feet. (I will spare the western audience from a picture of this delicious dish 😂)
The nine-fingered demon of the qin is a reference to the Wuxia novel 六指琴魔 Six-Fingered Qin Demon written by Ni Kuang. In the novel the character is known to have six fingers on one hand.
The English behind him on the blackboard is a throwback to when Seven flexed his English in season 2 episode 7.
Miss Mei, this rose is for you!
The classes are 7 and 13!! The "Qing" and "Chun" on the back of the shirts mean "youth".
This part in the ED is a reference to a conversation Eleven had with He Dachun in season 3 episode 4.
Speculation that the Eyeless mage and Thirteen's dad know each other?
They seem to be doing fortune telling here. 申(shen) represents Yang in Yin-Yang, metal in Wuxing (five elements), one of the Earthly Branches which represents 3pm-5pm or monkey in the zodiac or southwest position in 24 cardinal directions. I do not know about fortune telling so I have no idea what any of this means, it could mean war is coming or Thirteen's dad have no son luck lol take your pick.
Here we see Ouyang Zan using a Mu Ren Zhuang, also known as a Wing Chun dummy. While the Thumbs-Up martial art is a fun pun on Zan/thumb. Throughout the series we can see the style of martial art he practices is Wing Chun. Ouyang Zan's name is a reference to the martial artist Leung Jan (Liang Zan in pingyin). Leung Jan is one of the earliest practitioners of Wing Chun, he's also known as Mr Jan of Foshan. Modern martial artists such as Ip Man and Bruce Lee was his grand-disciple and great-grand-disciple respectively.
In EP4 we see Seven use Foshan shadowless kick. A famous technique used by Wong Feihung, although Wong Feihung practices Hung Ga style martial art. This kick is also practiced in Wing Chun. These styles all fall under the category of Nanquan - southern Chinese martial arts.
#伍六七之记忆碎片#scissor seven#刺客伍六七#cike wu liuqi#scissor 7#伍六七#donghua#chinese animation#wu liuqi#*4#s5ep5#felt like this ep was so packed with things i had to write a post for it don't want y'all to miss out on the fun thats lost in translation#spent hours looking up the fortune telling thing 😂 me who wrote a bagua post one time thinks i can do this - i can not#see how this goes i might do a follow up post on lan ming hua
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Does the Kahoot theme apply at all to the upcoming chapter?
To some of it, certainly!
Some of it not, especially after A Point - but yeah lol, pretty accurate besides that 😂
Everyone's doing some THINKIN' there
(maybe some overthinkin' in places, heh - but honestly one really can't blame them 😂)
Poor SIkuna, man - Sweet Dreams were not made of this 😔😔😔(😂)
#Also idk if I'll be able to post it today according to the Ao3 time but heyy good news is that it's uh a chonker of a Part 😂#Idk if you recall how I said that it's not gonna be /nearly/ as long as Part 8? Yeahhh about that *stares at the wordcount*#You can definitely yeet that 'nearly' into the void; it's gonna be pretty darn close actually 💀😂#(mfw one freaking arc is gonna take up like 50~% of the wordcount lmfao (I include Part 4 in there too tbf BUT don't Part 9 yet obviously))#Anyway yeah woo yea writing 👍👍👍👍 (why does everyone gotta yap so much in this Part lmaooo- (I mean I know why but stiLL-))#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fic#jjk fix it#jjk fix it fic#SIkuna#(deliberate misspell)#jjk sukuna#ryomen sukuna#syuuya#Kahoot music do be a bit of a bop tho ngl#that 'Sweet Dreams' mashup lives in my head rent free - a truly inspired creation indeed indeed#UGH FRICKING HECK I MEANT 'not /nearly/ as long as Part *7' in that one tag at the beginning wHY CAN'T WE EDIT THESE HELLSITE-#tl;dr: Part 8 Long so it take Long-er than I wanted to finish up - but it's Long so Yay 👍#And I meant 'wordcount as of posting Part 8' obviously lol - this is decidedly not the end yet so by then the percent is gonna be lower 👍#Ask#Thinkings™
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local mother doesn't support girl doing a silly little jig in public because i'm she's listening to a cool song on her headphones, instead asks "do you have to be weird in public? every time?" 5 dead 7 injured
#unintelligible goblin noises#my post#look at my posts boy#autism#category 5 woman moment#but i stay silly :3#hobbit girl speaks#🌿#it was Cosmo Sheldrake btw#Wriggle On#if u even care#goblincore#she also doesn't like it when i say “5 dead 7 injured” 😂
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Today was exhausting (unsuccessful blood center trip, Too Many People Everywhere, plus I hate every second I have to be outside when it's cold). But check out the Five Below & Aldi hauls!
I went to Five Below specifically looking for the Rick and Morty calendar, and yay, they had it! Many thanks to @thesoftboiledegg , who made me aware this existed. January (my birthday month), has one of the "Interdimensional Showdown" images, so for that alone, you *know* I needed this calendar.
The Pickle Rick ornament was an unexpected bonus find. 😁 I looked in so many stores for RaM ornaments last year, 'cause I know there's a few of them out there, but I never thought of checking Five Below. And yes, he cost $2 more than the big ornament box, but that's fine.
Speaking of which, that's for an idea I've had for a while - dressing up the Christmas tree for other holidays. I've said for like 3 years I could do a Valentine's Day tree if I just bought some pink ornaments, since I have a LOT of red ones & fair amount of white & silver. Ta-da!
I also don't think I've ever gone in the art supply aisle at Five Below before today - there were a lot of tempting things there. But I'm not sure about the quality, soooo I figured the glitter markers would be a good test. 🙂
Then it was onto Aldi for cheese. So much cheese. I swear I bought a few things that aren't cheese. But this was the main reason for the Aldi portion of today's outing, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
#rick and morty#merch#five below#yay season 7 merch!#rick and morty calendar#i'm so excited to put this up soon#don't get me wrong - i like my MHA calendar#but if we're being honest I didn't love the 2024 calendars i found for any of my shows#pickle rick#pickle rick christmas ornament#season 3 was seven years ago now#and he's still everywhere 😂#yay i also got sparkly things!#and cheese#so much cheese#this post summed up in a tl:dr:#today mostly sucked#but at least i got RaM stuff#sparkly things#and a pile of cheese
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To @weaselnerd and everyone else who liked my post, do you guys remember when I said I dreamt about Greasy basically making me blush to death?
These GIFs do not belong to me. They belong to @disresemble-the-place / @punkcalf. I give credit 😊
I think I've been having dreams about the Toon Patrol because I've been posting my artwork of them and sharing my story, they have somehow managed to cross the barrier between Toontown and the Human World and told me to hurry up and keep publishing my chapters so that Chapter 7 would be posted.
OMG, they're yelling at me like
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Guys, please! Your time will come, I promise! I just posted Chapter 2 three nights ago, Eddie and Jessica need to have their moment first!
Wait for your turn! Rome wasn't built in one day, you know! 😂😂😂
#toon patrol#smartass weasel#greasy weasel#psycho weasel#who framed roger rabbit#wfrr#movies#shy nightmare#guys help me I'm getting yelled at because I haven't posted Chapter 7 yet 😅 🤣😂#disney#they have no patience lol 😆#They be yelling at me like Smartass bonking Psycho and Greasy omg#lol
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What in the god damn fucking shit is this now? Should I click Enable? I am scared.
#also this blog is like at least like? 7 years old or smth#i know for a fact ive made more than 100 posts 😂
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tmi maybe but why did I barf so much as a kid lol I have so many memories of me vomiting for no fucking reason 😭
#I was reminded bc of the mcchicken post#once my dad got me nuggets and immediately after taking a bite I opened the car door so I could barf#i think it mightve been a texture think that grossed me out#so now I'm wondering if all other times I barfed it was cause of some other sensory issue lol#another time I was sitting at the dining table and tried to run to the bathroom but I chose to climb over the chair next to me#and didn't make it 😂#is it normal for kids to barf so much I must've been like 4-7 years old what was wrong with me 😭
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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
#no bc i posted in my private story#on snap#like i put a little mascara and lipstick on today probably bc it was the last day before i have off#and bc why not#and i said ‘lookame ma’#and my girl i been rockin with for like 6 /7 years now#really slid up on my ish#and it’s so funny because i wasn’t even intending for her to take it that way#bc i always be callin her mommy on main when i post her up#but like girl#🥴😂😂#she a hypocrite!!#cuz ong she be laughing about how bad my work crush be playing wit me (zada)#she do the same thing only worse#cuz we talk bout fuckin all the time :/#bye
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There were a lot of bars under where I live long storys short they all went bankrupt so tell me WHY IS SOMEONE TRYING TO MAKE A NEW ONE.

#I lived here for about 6-7 years not even the marvell (not a typo) even that only lasted about 2 years#Im just so anoyed by the CONSTANT drilling for WEEKS NOW LIKE WRRRRRRRRRRRRMMM#life post#WWWWRRRRRRRRRRMMM#I think I lost my shit lol😂
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I swear, I'm going to get this writing posted today
I'm sure it counts if it's still today in another timezone right?
#meg is rambling#self indulgent smut that i've wrote for my birthday. kinda feels like i should post it. on my birthday. lol.#but at the rate I am currently going at I may not 😂#I keep getting distracted and am ordering a takeaway soon#then again it's 7:30pm. still a good 4 and a half hours!!!
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༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆ to be loved loudly - 𝐋𝐍𝟒 𖤓
( 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿𝖿 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 )
( 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 )𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽
✫ lowk part 3 of walk em like a dog?? idk i somehow made her totos daughter without realizing 😭
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yn 🍋🟩
landonorris first
landonorris fuck i’m hard
⤷ yn what??
⤷ landonorris baby you can glance at me and it’s up
⤷ yn weirdo
⤷ landonorris don’t stop i’m close
⤷ yn WHAT THE FUCK LANDO??? this is public everyone can see this
⤷ landonorris ain’t no one gonna stop me from thirsting 💀 keep going i was so close
⤷ yn why am i dating you
⤷ landonorris well if i remember this correctly you said “i love pathetic men”
⤷ yn get out of my face
⤷ landonorris i came
⤷ yn i’m going to report your account
landonorris i’m gonna miss you when i scroll 😔
⤷ yn you’re sitting on my lap right now?
⤷ landonorris i just wanna be close to you
⤷ alex_albon loser 😂😂
⤷ lilymhe Now alex…
⤷ alex_albon I was joking only good boys sit on their gfs laps fr
⤷ landonorris good boys?
⤷ alex_albon are you not a good boy?
⤷ landonorris i’m the best boy ho
⤷ mclaren What am I looking at
oscarpiastri I feel molested
maxverstappen1 Lando is horny 24/7: confirmed
georgerussell63 Chile anyways so
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landonorris i love my girlfriend so much everyday i wake up i thank god that i’m able to call her my girlfriend no one compares she is perfect and so funny and so beautiful and so kind i love her more than all the stars in the sky in every lifetime and universe i will find her because she is my one love
yn so sappy i love it
⤷ landonorris always for you honey
charles_leclerc Average Lando post
alex_albon super cool super rich super popular nepo baby gf who has everyone in the palm of her hand x loser bf who looks at her like she hung the stars in the sky is my favorite love trope
⤷ landonorris i’m cool and rich and popular as well?
⤷ alex_albon not as much as y/n
⤷ landonorris true
danielricciardo Pussy whipped
⤷ landonorris damn right you would be too
lilymhe So cutie patootie
georgerussell63 Lando please, you’re making all of us look like bad boyfriends.
f1 We love our talented, athletic, beautiful, multilingual queen
georgerussell63 y/n blink twice if you’re being held hostage
♥︎ yn
⤷ georgerussell63 That’s a sign. Help is on the way dear
alexandrasaintmleux Tell her I’m in need of a date at the mall
⤷ landonorris i’m not her assistant?
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Aren’t you?
⤷ landonorris ms wolff said she is available any time for you. but not for me ig.
francolapinto i was the line leader in 3rd grade 🙂↕️
⤷ landonorris seriously? on my own post? i’ll kill you
⤷ carlossainz55 That escalated quickly
⤷ landonorris i zont play about my girl
⤷ francolapinto well i tried
⤷ landonorris try again and see what happens ❤️
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yn lan saw it first
landonorris first
⤷ carlossainz55 second
⤷ charles_leclerc third
⤷ oscarpiastri fourth
landonorris lawd have mercy 😫 i’m about to bust
⤷ yn awh thanks babe
landonorris you’re so cute i can’t get enough of you
landonorris most beautiful girl i have ever laid eyes on how did i get so lucky
⤷ yn you sweet talker 💌
⤷ oscarpiastri Seriously though, how did you get her to date you I’m still baffled
⤷ landonorris years and years of begging, endless amounts of gifts and flowers, zero contact with any females i’m not related to, and charisma 😎
⤷ oscarpiastri I wonder how much money you’ve spent on her over the years
⤷ landonorris you do not want to know 😎
⤷ landonorris forgot to mention i became best friends with her family and got invited to all vacations, holidays, and birthdays so she couldn’t avoid me 😎
alexandrasaintmleux Heaven sent 🪽🤍
⤷ yn thank ya angel baby 👼🏽
francisca.cgomes ooh lala 🙉
landonorris i was the line leader in 3rd grade
⤷ francolapinto seriously?
⤷ pierregasly You made it to 3rd grade?
⤷ landonorris shut your butt
⤷ pierregasly You first
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alexandrasaintmleux Aquí me quedo
yn mi chica 🙂↕️
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux mi amor 😘
landonorris release her now. give her back. i have not seen her in ages. this is not funny.
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux You seen her at lunch? Besides she love it over here
⤷ yn yeah i love it over here
⤷ landonorris don’t make me send out an amber alert
⤷ oscarpiastri Please not again you had all of Italy in a state of panic last time
landonorris why are you matching with my wife?? just say you hate me
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😏
⤷ landonorris did you just threaten me?
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😭
⤷ landonorris you this is funny? i’m getting grey hairs woman GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND BACK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I’M HAVING WITHDRAWALS PLEASE
landonorris fuck she so hot
landonorris who’s the hottie on the right???
landonorris i will find you and i will make you regret hiding my wife from me
⤷ yn lando please. you have my location
⤷ landonorris oh silly me 😅 coming to get you be there in 10 minutes ❤️
⤷ yn i’m 30 minutes away?? do not put yourself in danger lando i’ll smack you upside the side
⤷ landonorris baby, danger is my middle name 😎
⤷ yn oh just die
⤷ landonorris okay i’m getting a lot of mixed signals idk if you want me dead or safe?? like my head hurts please choose ❤️
⤷ yn die
⤷ landonorris whatever you say baby ❤️
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yn the legend lives on
landonorris who’s the hottie behind the camera 😍
⤷ alex_albon *debbie ryan smirk* *raises hand shyly* 🙂↕️
⤷ landonorris shut your face do not steal the spotlight from my lady
⤷ landonorris as i was saying…who’s the hottie behind the camera 😍😍😫
⤷ yn shut your face
⤷ landonorris mmm i love dirty talk
⤷ yn don’t make me get a restraining order
⤷ landonorris kay, i’ll meet you in the hotel room 😈
alexandrasaintmleux Unfortunately
georgerussell63 My petite prince 👑
⤷ landonorris yk what ain’t petite though?
⤷ georgerussell63 Was just trying to have some light hearted banter 😔
francolapinto dang
⤷ alex_albon alright lil bro do you have some sort of death wish or something?
⤷ oscarpiastri I’ve seen him cuss out this server at a gala cause he complimented her dress…it was pretty entertaining tbh but I think he was gay
⤷ carlossainz55 One time I told her she looked pretty (purely platonic she’s a baby) and that night I woke up to him sitting in the corner of my room. Almost shit myself.
⤷ lewishamilton Not to be a gossip or anything but like he knocked this guy out in my garage once cause he gave her a weird compliment and he was like 40, I think that’s when Toto finally accepted him
francolapinto you two are endgame fr🤞🏽
⤷ landonorris right? (don’t try to lock your doors i’ll find a way in)
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landonorris my wife (she ain’t gonna be able to walk tomorrow)
alex_albon just put the fries in the bag bro
lewishamilton Let’s put the phone down for a bit bud
oscarpiastri Please, this can’t be healthy. I’m sick of hearing you two every weekend
⤷ landonorris sorry osc i can’t function without her my body starts to shut down
georgerussell63 How many PowerPoints do I need to make?? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
maxverstappen1 Get the wheelchair ready
lando.jpg my cute amazing talented tan beautiful funny sexy hot sweet wife
⤷ yn so when are you gonna stop calling me your wife and actually make me one?
⤷ lando.jpg soon baby, trust me
⤷ danielricciardo This actually sounded so sweet
pierregasly My kinda guy 🤝🏽
yn my dad see’s these
⤷ landonorris are you cereal?? and you’ve never told me??? i’m to young to die
lilymhe babygirlll 😍😍
⤷ landonorris please, not today
mclaren Please stop posting things like this Lando it is bad for our image
⤷ landonorris that’s telling me to stop breathing I CANT it’s just who i am
charles_leclerc Okay but why is she so good at tennis?
⤷ yn what am i not good at? 😂
⤷ charles_leclerc Being nice 😖
⤷ yn i’m very nice just not to you
⤷ charles_leclerc I’ll sue you
⤷ landonorris I’ll drown you ❤️
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yn

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yn my favorite puppy dog 🤍
landonorris awhhh you do love me 😘
landonorris ugh i’m touched
landonorris baby i’d follow you to the ends of the earth if you asked me to
landonorris sweetest brat ever
landonorris i’ve never loved anyone or anything the way i love you
landonorris my one love forever
landonorris i’ll never get tired of loving you
landonorris there are no words that can describe the love i have for you
landonorris you have me wrapped around your finger
landonorris you’re so perfect i cannot fathom your beauty
landonorris most precious soul ever
landonorris i can’t imagine my life without you, you’ve changed me for the better
landonorris the yin to my yang
landonorris you complete me
landonorris i was made to love you
landonorris let’s fuck 🌹
⤷ oscarpiastri Almost had it
⤷ landonorris I CANT CHANGE WHO I AM OSCAR I WAS BORN LIKE THIS DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SAY I WAS MADE TO LOVE HER I’VE BEEN YEARNING FOR HER MY ENTIRE LIFE OSCAR LET ME LIVE
⤷ francolapinto a man who yearns is a man who earns ☝🏼
⤷ landonorris does this have some sort of double meaning?? cause i’ll kill you fr 🤞🏽
landonorris as i was saying, let’s fuck 💐
⤷ yn kay, i’ll meet you in the hotel room 😈
⤷ georgerussell63 IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK?? IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY NASTAYYYY???
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