#lifegoals tbh

[thelightattheendofthistunnel]

qui quo e qua sono dei carota boys non avevo dubbi

[osaemu]

bestie how your schedule so organized?? im in awe rn

-random anon

i do my best to be clean girl aesthetic 😌😌

[borathae]

“You would truly move mountains for me?” he asks.

YES TAETAEBABYLOVE I WOULD

The stripping scene was so beautiful omg it made me so excited and giddy!!!! ALSOOOOO "His abs faded over the terrible year he had. The softest, most beautiful stomach replaced them. You touch him, dancing your fingertips over his tender skin. Taehyung sighs, squirming shyly because the touch feels so very good."

HIM TELLING HER SHE CANT TOUCH UNTILL SHE EXPLAINS WHAT SHES GOING TO DO IS LIFEGOALS TBH!!!!! Subby boys who get so hot and bothered and embarrassed when you explain in explicit detail how you want them and what you'll do >>>>>>>>

We'll simple aknowledge the fact that he likes being good and breedable and act like i didn't almost scream when he kept saying that

also the fluff was fluffing omgomg i melted like butter on a stick the whole time

ANDDDDD HIM ASKING IF HIS HOLE PLEASES HER WTF omg yes baby you're perfect all of you you don't even have to ask but the fact that he's so needy and in so far into subspace that he asked aaaaaa i can't with this boy

The stripping scene is so !!!!! istfg stripping is so sensual and it fits Tae so fucking well I'm gonna sob HIM and Jimin istfg those two give me such "I'll strip for you but I'll make it sensual" vibes fnadsnfsa

*chants* soft tummy soft tUmMy SOFT TUMMY

HIM TELLING HER SHE CANT TOUCH UNTILL SHE EXPLAINS WHAT SHES GOING TO DO IS LIFEGOALS TBH!!!!! Subby boys who get so hot and bothered and embarrassed when you explain in explicit detail how you want them and what you'll do >>>>>>>> We'll simple aknowledge the fact that he likes being good and breedable and act like i didn't almost scream when he kept saying that

me when subby boys:

ANDDDDD HIM ASKING IF HIS HOLE PLEASES HER WTF omg yes baby you're perfect all of you you don't even have to ask but the fact that he's so needy and in so far into subspace that he asked aaaaaa i can't with this boy

THIS MANNNNNNN LIKE YES OF COURSE YOUR HOLE PLEASES ME FNADNFAN istfg only MV!Tae can say stuff like "does my hole please you?" and I'll be over here like: [see reference picture above]

[ranger-kellyn]

why is making a Keith sim the hARDEST FUCKING THING

[gunsforarms]

ur not annoying idk what the other anon was thinking lmao

Marry me?

[thatsitthatstheusername]

Just realized that my crush just randomly deleted my number even though we've been on pretty good terms just a few weeks ago :,) yeah it stings.

The good: This 4 year long torture is finally over. I can actually move on now.

The bad: This proofs I am extremely unlovable when my neurodivergence is showing. Being autistic and or having untreated ADHD is unattractive to men.

[platypusplayhere]

you could be a connoisseur of legendary shit posts

this is what i thrive to become

[vera-dauriac]

i've been meaning to watch the borgias for some time now? (tbh i get it confused all the time with ''reign'' for some reason lol)

is it any good? i know one of them isn't 👀

So, important difference between The Bogias and Reign. The Borgias was on Showtime and Reign was on the CW, so Borgias was made for adults and has nudity. ;)

I can’t say much about Reign, actually. I watched exactly 1 ep. Also, some friends who I trust watched several seasons and warned me away because of a poorly handled rape plot. The Borgias only ran 3 season, and while there had been plans for an S4 or a wrap up movie that never happened (although you can read the screenplay), the ending still works.

So, what’s so great about The Borgias? First of all, the cast is fantastic. Jeremy Irons as Papa Borgia/Pope is soooooooo good.

David Oakes as his oldest son is a perfect little shit.

Joanne Whalley is a goddess as Mama Borgia. #lifegoals

But it’s François Arnaud and Holliday Grainger as Cesare and Lucrezia Borgia who steal the show.

Honestly, if you’re not ready to give yourself shamelessly over to an incest ship, I’m not sure why you’d watch this show. *snort*

But it’s also the great supporting cast, costumes, beautiful sets, and delicious backstabbing political plotty goodness. Even with its flaws, I can rewatch it over and over and over. If I had been a fic reader and writer when I watched this, man, I can’t even guess how much more it would have eaten my life when it aired.

Anyhow, it’s on Netflix. Give yourself a treat. :)

[sparrowmoth]

heart emoji evie?? -eahateblog

@eahateblog <3 EVIE!! I thought about this while I was taking a walk and okay, here we go...

So, when Evie was a little girl, she learned a lot about princesses, of course, so that she could be the very best one some day. This meant that her mother told her a lot of fairy tales and also got her some books about the subject. Many of those stories were about princesses locked in a tower guarded by a fearsome dragon and rescued by a prince, which her mother told her was all very well and good and definitely #lifegoals.

Sometimes when little Evie would sit alone in the castle, looking out from her bedroom window several floors up, she would imagine that she was a princess waiting to be rescued.

But that got super fucking boring.

So, little Evie started imagining different scenarios like what if a dragon came to her window and offered to take her away from the Isle forever, and she thought about how beautiful it would be to fly over the ocean and through the golden spires of Auradon and how free she would be, above it all.

Fast forward to many years later when a pissed off Grimhilde locks teenage Evie in her bedroom for several days. She's part of Mal's gang at this point, so the others are quick to notice when she doesn't show up at the hideout for a pre-agreed meeting.

When Carlos goes home, he stops outside the castle and signals to Evie with a flashlight. She responds with a lantern, telling him she's okay, but she can't get out.

Well, that won't do since they're on the verge of making an escape attempt and there's no way Carlos is going without her. He's fully prepared to fight about this, but he doesn't have to. Mal and Jay agree immediately. They're gonna get her outta there...

Evie's alerted that they'll be coming for her the next night, so she's ready and waiting. But the plan hits a snag when Cruella stays up later than usual, so Jay tells Mal to just go and get Evie out while he waits for Carlos.

Mal expects Evie to be at the window, but she's not. It's clearly open though, so she says fuck it and starts free-climbing the wall, using the ivy clumps as support. Halfway up, she can hear yelling from inside. It sounds like Evie is fighting with her mother. Another snag to deal with, apparently... just great, Mal thinks, but she keeps climbing.

Mal pokes her head above the window right in time to see Grimhilde slap Evie hard across the face. She then starts toward the window, obviously meaning to close it, but she hasn't noticed Mal yet... and she never does because she's too distracted glaring at her daughter to see it when the little dragon girl hops up on the sill, grabs the outer ledge, and swings into the room with her boots out ahead of her, kicking Grimhilde in the back of the head and knocking her unconscious.

Evie is stunned. She's staring at Mal, whose eyes are glowing bright as ever with fury as she lands in the room, glaring down at the old lady she just knocked the fuck out.

Evie has a gay awakening then and there.

She just got rescued by a dragon and it's way better than any fairytale she ever read tbh.

Mal reminds her that they are on a bit of a schedule, then starts climbing back out the window even though Evie's like, "Wait, but can't we just use the stairs??" Mal's like, "This is obviously faster." Evie goes to the window, peeks over the ledge, and she's like, "Mmm, nope. I just made this outfit. I'll see you out front." Mal's like, "Pfft, whatever, enjoy the coward's route. Better not make me wait though."

Evie steps outside at exactly the right moment to watch Mal fall unceremoniously (and definitely without a single scream or curse) into Jay's waiting arms. He and Carlos had shown up a minute earlier to find Mal still a little ways up the wall with her foot caught in some ivy. Carlos quickly scaled it to cut her loose, but she lost her balance, so...

(Mal forbids any of them from ever talking about that moment ever again. E v e r.)

Their grand plan to escape that night does not work out, but they manage to bounce back from their failure without their parents realizing what they'd attempted. Grimhilde never saw Mal attack her, so Evie ends up telling her that she fainted and that she left to get help. All's well that ends well...

And it does end well, because a few years later, after Ben's proclamation, the gang does escape. They're free in Auradon, and as they all begin to open up more, Evie ends up telling them about her childhood fantasy...

No surprise that one night, not so long after, Evie wakes up to a soft, insistent tapping at the dorm room window. Mal's not in her bed, so Evie figures she must have snuck out for something and she forgot to leave the window open to get back in.

Evie goes to open the window, only to find a giant green eye staring back at her. Mal is very awkwardly crouched on the lawn outside the dorms in full dragon form. She gestures for Evie to open the window, and when she does, Mal sticks just a bit of her wing inside and whispers (well, tries to whisper) for Evie to climb onto her back.

This time, Evie does go out the window.

And she totally rips her favourite nightgown in the process, but #worthit because she's living her best life right now.

She climbs on Mal's back, and Mal gets airborne, taking them high above the campus, then soaring out towards the sea.

Evie looks down at the Isle as a dark gloomy speck in a bright pool of moonlit waters and thinks to herself that she has never felt so free.

Or so completely gay for her dragon "friend."

[the-story-of-five-lights]

I’m at the point where I think everything I wrote is just... shit

But the problem is that I’m done

Like I’m handing it in tomorrow

[plattenbauprinz]

Bakusquad is my lifegoal tbh :( someday I hope I have the same energy in my life

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[areyougonnabe]

what are your #lifegoals

TBH.... they tend to change but the one i keep coming back to is the dream of making something that people love as much as i love the stuff i’m into. like idk if that’d be as a writer or showrunner or onscreen personality or musician or whatever i just wanna put something new and cool and original into the world!!!!!!!!!

[butday6-blog]

my dream is to tell bap how much i love them & how much they mean to me

[inkprintpress]

#lifegoals tbh 😄😄 📖 #bookobsessed #bookstagram #bookish #book #bookbookbook #bookcollector #bookaddict #bookcommunity #bookstagrammer #books https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Q3_06HMpi/?igshid=1k5s6moxu31ae

[lessthansix]

tbh professor childermass was #lifegoals for infant lessthansix

[amazonjax]

Not sure there could be any better way to end a hard, long day…. Bath and listening to Elina Garanca. She puts all other leads to bed when it comes to #Carmen. Farewell #MariaCallas! 😂#LifeGoal would be to see and hear her sing live in a #Florence #Firenze open air #Amphitheatre. Well tbh I’d like to see her play #Lauretta there in #giannischicchi as a prelude to Carmen. #omiobambinocaro happy ending perhaps goes wrong so she changes her name to Carmen and heads to #Spain to join a #Gypsy #Troupe. Hmmm, is #Operatic #Opera #FanFiction a thing? Anyhoo… time to get out the 🛀 already and go and watch it again 😩🙃😍🤣 You can watch the #Newyork Met’ production through various #Youtube clips online if you want to experience the beauty and skill of Elina for yourself.
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