#life is fucking weird sometimes

[skinnyhyena]

Latest Yikes development in life: My Nemesis is definitely my neighbor.

The good news is, between the two of us, I'm the one that's good at not being weird about seeing each other in public.

Grateful I'm unflappable, but I'd be more grateful if I never see him or another nemesis again, thanks

[gonzodangerfeels]

I don't think I ever wanted to escape my mind. I mean I do. But I don't know if it was a goal or a side effect.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

warlock wizard Wally scribbles... Thinkings! oh and a bonus bard-ish Barnabys in the corner for flavor

outfit ramblings:

first of all that is a Terrible rendition of what Home looks like in my head. i just needed to fill empty space </3

the staff was the toughest part honestly. bc it Had to be paintbrush-themed, but then halfway through scribbling i was like "oh shit. there are only so many ways to draw a paintbrush-wizard-staff and Weevmo already hit it out of the park." so if you're seeing similarities! you're right! i tried to make it as different as i could! there is Inspiration from their marvelous design, however accidental or subconscious! Apologies!

he gets a pointed hood instead of a hat because a) it looks great on him! and b) it has less of a chance of messing up his hair! also c) it helps muddle the difference between Wizard and Warlock. typically hoods have evil/duplicitous connotation - blur the lines! i want his long gloves and forearm wraps to have the same vibe. his neckerchief is a big help in hiding Home's seal!

his layered (loosely apple-themed) capelet (which the hood is attached to) has a nice high collar & hides the details of his loose shirt - eye embroidery! and some flowers on the shoulders but yk, mostly eyes. on one side of the shirt buttons has open eyes, the other side they're closed! there's also one big eye on his back!

his belt buckle is two halves of an apple! he wears tall thigh-high boots w/ low heels to feel Taller! he has a book-holster hooked to the back of his belt, which holds his grimoire! and he has a lil thigh-bag that has been magicked to be Bottomless and warps size! he can fit pretty much anything in there! canvases! paint! apples!

his half-skirt thing (idk what the word for it is!) is really plush, like a quilt - his capelet is the same fabric. soft, cozy. sometimes he'll use the skirt thing as a blanket in a pinch, or as a picnic placemat!

is his outfit a little Complicated? is it annoying to replicate? yes and yes. but im a maximalist at heart and Nothing But The Best for the blorbo <3 layers my beloved <3

[sforzesco]

WINTER BREAK

much like marriage matches, the stakes are pretty high for getting into the cardinalate. you might be a little on edge if the brother that's been earmarked for the role isn't really jazzed about the whole thing, in addition to trying to convince the pope that it's in his best interest to let this happen.

A Renaissance Court: Milan Under Galeazzo Maria Sforza, Gregory Lubkin

eventually I'm going to get the whole cast of sforza siblings drawn. there's just. a lot of them.

[lunarharp]

if i just told you i love you would this world change

[lokisis]

Fellas I may be stupid

I finally said "fuck it" and used guide lines (sorta) and wow would ya look at that. Idiotcore

[gasolinehornet]

I'm so fucking done with social media.

the amount of people who are desensitized to BULLYING AND FUCKING DEATH THREATS IS INSANE??

I've seen it on tumblr, tik tok and even insta. it's just people hating on eachother under the mask of anonymity, and I just can't fathom how some people genuinely think these things are ok to do.

I do not care what a person has said on social media, if it was a joke or if it was just a genuine opinion, it is NEVER ok to send death threats or threats of violence to anyone ever.

I've seen people with "minor" in their bio, clearly stating that they're a teen get death threats and bullied online simply for liking or disliking a character from a certain fandom. and the people doing all this shit think this is all ok because "they're simply teaching them that it's wrong! "

NO, THESE ARE TEENAGERS! SOMETIMES EVEN FLAT OUT CHILDREN. THEY'RE VULNERABLE AND IF YOU TELL THEM THIS SHIT THEN THERE'S A BIG POSSIBILITY THAT THEY'RE LYING BREATHLESS ON THE GROUND THE NEXT DAY!!

if you've ever sent genuine death threats and bullied someone online, fuck you. this is supposed to be a safe space for people, for fandoms, and still I see all this bullshit

do better.

[wis-art]

Women, so pretty, so shaped, i am so lesbian,,,

[princsstwilightsparkl]

saying "if aroace people can date, then can lesbians date men?" is absolutely aphobic narrative btw!

[yourqueenb]

The majority of the sex scenes in modern day Choices would be about 1000000x better if they just cut down on all the damn talking

[engagemythrusters]

right ways to get mad at catholics: your institution and your practice of beliefs has irreperably harmed millions of people, end the lives of more, and brought struggle and strife to many cultures on a global scale

wrong ways to get mad at catholics: you believe in "sky daddy" so you are stupid as fuck

[uncanny-tranny]

It's actually kind of heartbreaking how many people feel their life has ended right after high school or college, and honestly, the heavy romanticization of that period of time is so overwhelmingly predominant that it can be hard to avoid. It's insidious to constantly be told that ages 10-24 are the only worthwhile parts of life, that everything after is essentially meaningless and dull.

It's hard not to look around you and think that your life still is open and full of potential when you're told over and over again that the rose-tinted childhood is the last time you were alive. It's hard to realize that your life isn't over when you walk off the stage of your graduation.

We must realize that we will always be full of potentials. Your life won't be over until you take your final breath, and then? That's simply another chapter in your story, one of many. Let yourself realize that you're alive in the here and now. There will be good and bad, but never a complete loss of potential or hope.

[ghoulhusband]

i’m obviously incredibly biased but i do think it’s kinda more interesting if the courier isn’t mad that benny shot them. for whatever reason! but especially if they come from similar backgrounds where it’s like “well it was respectful. he clearly didn’t want to kill me specifically it was business. and he basically threw me a funeral while i was still alive” and then their bigger issue is figuring out what to do now that they’re not dead. do they get revenge out of principle, do they try to solve the mystery of it all, do they hunt him down just to ask him to apologize, do they get roped into it by victor, or just general events? idk i obviously understand the revenge angle is very motivating, i just think a courier who doesn’t hate benny is really interesting and fun to play with. and not just because he’s my favorite guy and i could never hold it against him

[caruliaa]

just bc im a lesbian doesnt mean tht i wont at times become deeply entranced with the beauty of male actor or character. it just means i wld rather be locked in a room with a man with a knife than do anything romantic or sexual with one

[lady-harrowhark]

If I could stop having 1-2 sleep paralysis episodes every night as I’m trying to get to sleep, that would be great

[cyberdragoninfinity]

a bit disheartening every time i come across a yugioh character where im like "wtf this guy is great why have i literally never seen fanart of them before/only seen them in like maybe two pieces of fanworks total" and then i realize it's because they're fat/theyre visibly muscular/they have a slightly wide body type/theyre over the age of 30/theyre um. not pale/theyre some combination of the aforementioned categories. 😐 cool.