#life app

[str4wb377yyyyyyl3m0n4d333333]

This app is such a LIFE saver. 🥹🙏

[edotions]

Thank you everyone for joining my life circle, however, our journey will soon come to an end! im so upset rn x

[2lazy2purr28]

WHATTTT?????

[ptt-morphs]

If anyone uses the LIFE fasting app let me know if there are any circles I can join

[slrlfngnkhc]

I marked my September goals on @acidicteardrop ‘s tracking chart. I give myself grace around my period. I’m sure I’ll have more suns and rain clouds, but that 601-900 range looks really good to me atm.

[kit-234]

yall ever start the smallest fast in your life app before a meal…..i just like seeing the numbers go

[thin-mint-skin]

I just made a new Life App group called Thin And Skinny 🍀✨, if anyone would like a place to fast with others.

I've been using the LIFE app to track my Intermittent Fasting. Join my fasting Circle! https://lifefastingtracker.app.link/ysFmMnyj2zb

[live-off-coffee-and-flowers]

Twelve hours into my fast

🌱🐛🌿🍃

[eryka]

Most of my weight loss has been through non-fasting means but this is motivating. I plan to start fasting two days a week (non-consecutive).

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:

vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)

which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.

luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.

why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.

vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.

then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.

which then require months of further specialized treatment.

the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage

vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.

the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!

it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!

which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s

Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.

today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar

if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!

in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!

(src)

[artsekey]

Thinking about the time I lost a game of Overwatch and I was so mad about it that I genuinely considered getting into shit with the other team in chat and then realized that it was a colossal waste of my living breathing Human Time and uninstalled Overwatch instead because it was only making me angry.

And then thought about the OTHER time when I was on TikTok and realized I was Not Enjoying Myself and was, in fact, seeing so many sad videos and fake influencer ads that I felt Truly Despondent and then just…Deleted it.

Imo I want my social media /general media experience to be a pleasant break from real world and I get to decide what I get to cull to make that a reality for myself. I highly reccomended it! Life has improved considerably!

[mayloony]

Every choice you have made has led you to this moment.

[imaybe5tupid]

In the 18th century, people introduced Lupinus Polyphyllus from North America to countries in Northern Europe as a way to improve the soil there. They’ve wreaked terrible ecological havoc, though they’ve become quite beloved as a colourful icon of Summer. There are also different species of Lupinus that are native to the Mediterranean.

bonus baby Falin and Touden Papa👨‍👧

[taigarrryen]

It could've been a wonderful sitcom

[whatsupspaceman]

we could have mobile games like cool math duck life and papas pizzeria and bloonz tower defense and old masterpieces like original angry birds and jet pack joyride and small online games like webkinz home before dark and polar bear plunge and flash games like holeio and snake and we could have barbie dress up and horse riding and we could have them all without thousands of shitty 2 minute ads and microtransactions and unskippable popups and imbedded app store links and we could have new games new incredible story based adventures, puzzles, well designed mini platformers, we have an entire universe of unexplored medium right here in the palm of your hand! we could have REAL games! real wonderful games not misleading not clickbait we could have everything in the whole wide world and we could have them them on the phone! WE COULD HAVE THEM ON THE PHONE !!!!!!!!!!! DOES IT NOT MAKE YOU SICK???? DOES IT NOT SHATTER YOUR HEART !!!!

[slrlfngnkhc]

I broke my fast at 24 hours because I could tell a binge was around the corner. So I ate veggies and protein instead of what other horrors I could have crammed into my face 😌