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[slrlfngnkhc]

Question: Why does my tummy hurt?

You ate an actual meal yesterday and your body is remembering how to poop.

You ate more calories today than you usually consume in a weeks time.

Your period is coming. You’ll probably wake up bleeding in the middle of the night.

All of the above.

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[maanraat]

I just Had to do it

[bloodstainedmuzzle]

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

[fipindustries]

aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

[hezekiahwakely]

[noonbeam17]

theyre in a polycule

[vamprisms]

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

[slrlfngnkhc]

This th!nsp° will be the death of me. Jesus.

[itznarcotic]

[spacialsquid]

i like them

[lavosse]

[lemongogo]

mimics

[delsolsasha]

Hair LookBook 11

hiiii guys, so happy to be posting again ♡ a week ago or so i accidentally deleted my whole mods folder which was a huge blow to me. but I've been slowly building it back up & plan to keep sharing my cc finds as they come (:

down below are links to 15 beautiful short/med hairstyles! - all maxis match

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thank you to the cc creators♡ | @simandy | @daylifesims | @joshseoh | @twisted-cat | @ravensim | @okruee | @dogsill | @aharris00britney | @sunivaa | @oakiyo | @clumsyalienn | ~DelSolSasha

[the-autism-album]