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This th!nsp° will be the death of me. Jesus.
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
#i also had to tell them no today because mom said no tv and they DESPERATELY wanted to watch a 4-dvd set of recorded sermons#religious children are terrifying. i do get sundays off tho so#personal
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn#that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh
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aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.
except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien
this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic
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I just Had to do it
#dungeon meshi#my level 4 or bellow creature life#dumb shit#my boy <3#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi
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Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]
#Resident Evil#Resident Evil 4#Resident Evil 4 Remake#REmake4#Leon S. Kennedy#Leon Kennedy#RE4#survival horror#residenteviledit#gamingedit#video games#videogamemen#dailygaming#my gif#my edit#loyal guard dog ~ ♥#*LeeleeRE
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Cringe but free
#dipcifica 4 lyfe#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#pacific northwest#dipcifica#I would’ve gone to war for them age 12
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yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother
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theyre in a polycule
#noonbeam thinks theyre funny#this is about tdb act 4. do not derail /silly#cant wait to see everyone tagging this as ultrakill
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Question: Why does my tummy hurt?
You ate an actual meal yesterday and your body is remembering how to poop.
You ate more calories today than you usually consume in a weeks time.
Your period is coming. You’ll probably wake up bleeding in the middle of the night.
All of the above.
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#transandrophobia#dont have the energy 4 more tags right now#hope i get blocked by lotsa people 4 this one lmao
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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
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