#library bros

[glendover]

rewatching twilight with @writerfae

we’re back and we’re watching movies again!!!

Bella and Lily Bloom would be besties if they ever met

Bella’s standard is apparently more than one bathroom

we feel sorry for Charlie

Bella and Jacob go to the same hairdresser fr

Veggie icon Bella 2008

fae: one human can’t be enough food for three vampires, can it? noe: they’re probably on a diet

Edward is the king of gaslighting

Edward and Bella were toxic long before they were together

why is he stalking her? such a creep

“Bella we shouldn’t be friends” bro you guys are hardly acquaintance

Not Bella out here wanting to date Spider-Man

fae: twilight is actually an action movie noe: yeah it’s giving fast and furious

“And you don’t want anything to eat” noe: Edward already has his food next to him fae: he’s taking it out on a date. (Freiluft Haltungen ifykyk)

noe: I still don’t understand how Bella is so convinced that he’s a vampire fae: didn’t you hear the evidence??

Edward is twilight sparkle™️

WHY DO VAMPIRES SPARKLE AT ALL ACTUALLY????? 😭😭

Edward‘s gay awakening

Edward has weird vegan takes

“Don’t talk and stay here” don’t worry Bella is an expert in both of these things

Bella “I can’t be mean to him [charlie]” also Bella is the absolute meanest

conclusion: twilight is a fever dream

ps the only good thing is the soundtrack

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[sergle]

I think if you're in a relationship that's anything less than ROCK FUCKING SOLID you should consider not messing with too many of your partners interests. You'll think ohh nooo I'm being a good partner engaging in the stuff they loveee we can bond over ittttt No. you don't want all your hobbies and shows and books covered in their stank.

[lilimonarch]

Ain't no way I just got major spoiled for the leaked episodes of Ninjago because SOME GUY IN THE LIBRARY IS WATCHING THEM ON THE MONITOR ON THE COMPUTER WTH

[supersweetsunglasses]

Do you think he sat like this

[fruttymoment]

Facial recognition system moment

[ghost-proofbaby]

the fanfic writing experience is writing lines that give you butterflies and knowing others probably will gloss right over it.

[nereb-and-dungalef]

research update: idk what i'm doing. my professor doesn't know what i'm doing. he did not answer my last call. i bought a book without his permission and have not told him yet. should i call him again or maybe just bother him at his concert. who knows

[tragedytells-tales]

Inspired by @kyri45 's Sbp Second Star AU

Baby Baoxu and their babas, spinning right round

They're both very excited to be fathers, and it shows in different ways 🥴

Once MK chilled out after the fire ball incident, he and Redson started taking turns being the fun parent. But Baoxu gets most of its adventurous nature from MK, for obvious reasons

MK's in his monkey form because he didn't wanna deal with sun block or sun burn. But he forgot the much bigger threat. Sandy, wet fur. And SunBird ate a spider because they thought the thing was threatening their dad, because MK was scared

Masterlist

[glendover]

things @writerfae and I do at the library that radiate chaotic energy pt. 3

It's been a while but my best friend and I worked together again

being immediately joined at the hip again and doing everything together

wearing twilight meme shirts to carnival

dragging Colleen Hoover books

staying late to finish the cash register, co worker comes back to check on us and acts as if we had done who knows what, me: she caught us red handed. our workplace romance has been exposed

getting outsmarted by pre schoolers (sorry but the game truly is over complicated)

always taking the late shift together

drafting important mails together, that sounded way too professional in the end

the other co workers were outnumbered by the queers with anxiety™️

[anonymocha]

Tommy and Merry ❤️

[hakusins]

different eri hairstyles (1/?)

[theoretically-writing-fics]

One sided toxic yuri Ulla x Eternal Library

[rararasputins-dick-mind-control]

milton monday

bonus milton in the oven. someone save him

[acerbitasviewpoint]

"You're not blessed, or divine, or burdened. You're a science experiment. Maybe Viktor was right. Maybe Eli was just as broken, just as damned, as every other EO." -Vengeful, V.E. Schwab

[attineilde]

how does neil pass school? throughout all three books I dont think he has ever mentioned studying ONCE