#li shang x ping

[yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere]

LI SHANG from MULAN-(1998/2020)BISEXUAL (long post-important(to me!)!)

-Li Shang having bi feelings for Ping for over 6 and a half minutes straight 🩷💜💙 :https://youtu.be/SIKkdN23CKA

https://yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere.tumblr.com/post/746941244472786944/so-alright-here-are-the-moviesmedia-that-make

insider article LINK:

https://www.insider.com/disney-lgbtq-representation-mulan-remake-li-shang-2020-9

https://twitter.com/ThisIsGSage23/status/1654519300399456256?s=20

https://twitter.com/ThisIsGSage23/status/1770083032667472285

bi ig highlight : https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/18280848235083086/

also i recommend this podcast ‘A Little Queer Podcast’ by two incredible bisexual people Capri Campeau and Ashley Whitfield. episode linked here, ‘Debunking Bisexual Myths and Stereotypes’ :https://open.spotify.com/episode/3wcP8HBIY0IyVxROjpZPNg?si=TIHDv-eFQi-mdsCS6zKzNA (all covered here for real!) +also check ‘A Bit Fruity Podcast’ by Matt Bernstein (very educating one!!)

https://www.tumblr.com/yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere/754829814197796864?source=share

https://twitter.com/GeauxSeeTheLady/status/1769793417268093173

https://twitter.com/ThisIsGSage23/status/1654436342502244353?s=20

EDIT: https://twitter.com/notjonathankha/status/1302140198264819712?s=20

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edit that i REALLY love Mulan-Ping&Shang-What Kind Of Man

https://twitter.com/ThisIsGSage23/status/1654507839849652225?s=20

AND ANOTHER EDIT I LOVE Mulan-&Shang-Heart Attack

https://twitter.com/ThisIsGSage23/status/1654508809325359105?s=20

AND ONE MORE EDIT:

ALSO THE BANGER scene: I’ll make a man out of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6vdBgNpWvIwjCLD2JrJwxj?si=20352d89048241b3

we need more bisexuality done right in media!!

https://yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere.tumblr.com/post/746941244472786944/so-alright-here-are-the-moviesmedia-that-make

BOOKS TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BISEXUAL HISTORY & ACTIVISM: https://www.tumblr.com/ruimtetijd/686000390089621504/list-of-books-about-bi-history-and-activism-from &https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/139102124?shelf=bi-bisexual-characters-done-well

THIS song (bi bi bi THIS IS OUR SONG!!) by Sub-Radio (the lead vocalist Adam Bradley is bisexual♥) :https://www.tumblr.com/yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere/765512527066087424?source=share &https://www.tumblr.com/yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere/765512891127480320?source=share + THIS BAND SINGING THE BLACK PARADE but make it ever more queer pride parade♥ :https://www.tumblr.com/yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere/765565710891155456?source=share &https://www.tumblr.com/yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere/765565917201612800?source=share (you’re scaring Ron you’re scaring Rooonn) + an awakening with HSM(?) :https://www.tumblr.com/yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere/765565797378719744/mndvx-subradioband-happy-pride-yal-anyone?source=share

.https://anythingthatmovesarchive.carrd.co/ &https://anythingthatmovesarchive.carrd.co/#scans &https://anythingthatmovesarchive.carrd.co/#about

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[yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere]

so bisexual of me to wonder if he meant Mulan as Ping or Li Shang 😭🤣

he picked the prince from mulan

[auduux]

I keep rewatching Mulan and the scene where Mulan is found out gets more and more funny the more times I watch it, my boy was disappointed to his CORE that Ping was a woman

[andrew-garfields-left-titty]

real hotgirl shit is reading Trans!Mulan(Ping) x Li Shang slowburn fics from 2009 at 2:27am on a wednesday

[sleepy-sham]

getting worried bc my mind was already pretty crowded with the permanent aot & atla brainrot so adding jjk brainrot was already pushing it plus a lil chainsaw man brainrot too but now I've gotta make room for even more brainrot bc I just finished blue eye samurai & holy crap

[gay-aunt-jackie]

To feel a SINGLE punch from your opponent and say… “nah, you gotta be a man” .. is mad funny to me. I’m sorry

[edgessunflower]

Congrats on 700 followers :D

🌊 + Li Shang + trust

Thank you dear!

Show how much you trust me

Pairing: Li Shang x Fem reader

Description: After saving Shang from Shan yu show him your secret to see if he still trusts you

You fought a group of huns with your friend Mulan who had been your friend for years, joining her in the army for honor but to also be who you are even with the risks involved with what the two of you were doing. You happen to turn when you see Shan Yu behind your general and friend Li Shang fighting 3 other huns on his own, not seeing shan behind him ready to take him out but you were going to make sure that wouldn't happen to anyone let alone someone you cared about if you had any say in it. You run jumping and tackling shan yu managing to get good hits even cutting his shoulder, rolling and moving quickly in between the hits with your sword before you got hit and thrown a few feet away from him hitting your back on a rock slowly leaning up seeing Chien Po and ling running to where you were, fearing that you and shang had gotten hurt instead you all see shang and mulan disguised as her alias Ping fighting while the boys ran to you after seeing you across from them leaned on the rock you hit. You groan in pain as chien po lifts you and puts you on his shoulder running to hide from the avalanche with shang and mulan behind you looking at them until you couldn't see them running to find them, getting caught in the avalanche finding mulan's horse Khan not to far getting on him looking for your friends seeing nothing but snow until you looked behind you and see a red cape. You immediately get and grab him looking until you hear a gasp seeing mulan nearby "Mulan! Over here!" she gets on in front of you as you see the edge of the cliff going over until you stopped mid air seeing the rope on khan smiling in relief as you guys are helped until as you and shang step on the ground the rocks below you collapse screaming as you fall grabbing hold of a steep part of the cliff holding on to shang hearing everyone yelling. Soon you see the rope next to you after climbing up on an edge putting shang over your shoulders and grabbing the rope as everyone gets you up and away from the cliff "Step away they need air" you look at each other as you catch your breath "You are two of the craziest men I ever met...and for that I owe you both my life from now on both of you have my trust" you smile as everyone cheers until you heard mulan yell in pain seeing the wound and immediately knowing that the secret you both had kept was gonna be exposed. You grab her and run in the medic tent, carefully treating her wound shaking as you try to sew the wound up until shang grabs your arm doing it as you notice one just above your chest "Do you still trust me?" You take your armor off closing your eyes until you hear a sword and feel something warm under your chin opening your eyes to see his fingers holding your chin with his sword in the corner. He patches you up thanking him as you hold your armor "You're my friend and you saved my life my debt is repaid and I trust you" you smile putting your armor on telling everyone of mulan's condition relieved she recovered going to celebrate victory until the huns came and took the emperor fighting shan yu with shang deciding to give shang an up throwing both your shoes at shan yu "I was the one you threw at the rock". You pull your hair back and with your helmet on as he realizes "Show how much you trust me" you say running as he follows you fighting him giving shang time to get him stuck as the fireworks hit him both of you holding lanterns until you both jumped landing on mulan who was looking for the both of you smiling and hugging each other as you join the boys and end up being rewarded for saving China by the emperor going back home to your family who heard the news being proud of you. You were holding your baby sister when you heard your brother say someone was here for you turning to see shang smiling big hugging and inviting him for dinner and soon after the two of you began dating and joining him on his adventures with your friends and mulan after getting engaged.

[theautisticcentre]

Be so kind as to give me Liopo(Lion Kfp aka me x Po)hcs?

Ooooh

Po is le master chef for Lion

And Lion introduces him to pastel things

Mister Ping and Li Shang (Po's birth dad) LOOOVE Lio

Po also teaches Lion kung fu

[shookethdev]

a o e i i er ai ei ao ou an en ang eng ong i ia iao ie iu ian in iang ing iong u ua uo uai ui uan un uang ueng ü üe üan ün a o e er ai ao ou an en ang eng yi ya yao ye you yan yin yang ying yong wu wa wo wai wei wan wen wang weng yu yue yuan yun b ba bo bai bei bao ban ben bang beng bi biao bie bian bin bing bu p pa po pai pei pao pou pan pen pang peng pi piao pie pian pin ping pu m ma mo me mai mei mao mou man men mang meng mi miao mie miu mian min ming mu f fa fo fei fou fan fen fang feng fu d da de dai dei dao dou dan den dang deng dong di diao die diu dian ding du duo dui duan dun t ta te tai tei tao tou tan tang teng tong ti tiao tie tian ting tu tuo tui tuan tun n na ne nai nei nao nou nan nen nang neng nong ni niao nie niu nian nin niang ning nu nuo nuan nü nüe l la le lai lei lao lou lan lang leng long li lia liao lie liu lian lin liang ling lu luo luan lun lü lüe g ga ge gai gei gao gou gan gen gang geng gong gu gua guo guai gui guan gun guang k ka ke kai kei kao kou kan ken kang keng kong ku kua kuo kuai kui kuan kun kuang h ha he hai hei hao hou han hen hang heng hong hu hua huo huai hui huan hun huang z za ze zi zai zei zao zou zan zen zang zeng zong zu zuo zui zuan zun c ca ce ci cai cao cou can cen cang ceng cong cu cuo cui cuan cun s sa se si sai sao sou san sen sang seng song su suo sui suan sun zh zha zhe zhi zhai zhei zhao zhou zhan zhen zhang zheng zhong zhu zhua zhuo zhuai zhui zhuan zhun zhuang ch cha che chi chai chao chou chan chen chang cheng chong chu chua chuo chuai chui chuan chun chuang sh sha she shi shai shei shao shou shan shen shang sheng shu shua shuo shuai shui shuan shun shuang r re ri rao rou ran ren rang reng rong ru rua ruo rui ruan run j ji jia jiao jie jiu jian jin jiang jing jiong ju jue juan jun q qi qia qiao qie qiu qian qin qiang qing qiong qu que quan qun x xi xia xiao xie xiu xian xin xiang xing xiong xu xue xuan xun

NAKU 🫵

[eyenaku]

Ji ji fu ji ji

a o e i i er ai ei ao ou an en ang eng ong i ia iao ie iu ian in iang ing iong u ua uo uai ui uan un uang ueng ü üe üan ün a o e er ai ao ou an en ang eng yi ya yao ye you yan yin yang ying yong wu wa wo wai wei wan wen wang weng yu yue yuan yun b ba bo bai bei bao ban ben bang beng bi biao bie bian bin bing bu p pa po pai pei pao pou pan pen pang peng pi piao pie pian pin ping pu m ma mo me mai mei mao mou man men mang meng mi miao mie miu mian min ming mu f fa fo fei fou fan fen fang feng fu d da de dai dei dao dou dan den dang deng dong di diao die diu dian ding du duo dui duan dun t ta te tai tei tao tou tan tang teng tong ti tiao tie tian ting tu tuo tui tuan tun n na ne nai nei nao nou nan nen nang neng nong ni niao nie niu nian nin niang ning nu nuo nuan nü nüe l la le lai lei lao lou lan lang leng long li lia liao lie liu lian lin liang ling lu luo luan lun lü lüe g ga ge gai gei gao gou gan gen gang geng gong gu gua guo guai gui guan gun guang k ka ke kai kei kao kou kan ken kang keng kong ku kua kuo kuai kui kuan kun kuang h ha he hai hei hao hou han hen hang heng hong hu hua huo huai hui huan hun huang z za ze zi zai zei zao zou zan zen zang zeng zong zu zuo zui zuan zun c ca ce ci cai cao cou can cen cang ceng cong cu cuo cui cuan cun s sa se si sai sao sou san sen sang seng song su suo sui suan sun zh zha zhe zhi zhai zhei zhao zhou zhan zhen zhang zheng zhong zhu zhua zhuo zhuai zhui zhuan zhun zhuang ch cha che chi chai chao chou chan chen chang cheng chong chu chua chuo chuai chui chuan chun chuang sh sha she shi shai shei shao shou shan shen shang sheng shu shua shuo shuai shui shuan shun shuang r re ri rao rou ran ren rang reng rong ru rua ruo rui ruan run j ji jia jiao jie jiu jian jin jiang jing jiong ju jue juan jun q qi qia qiao qie qiu qian qin qiang qing qiong qu que quan qun x xi xia xiao xie xiu xian xin xiang xing xiong xu xue xuan xun

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

ok yall I don’t know why you wanna see that bootlicker mulan live action remake when you got a gourmet fucking feast waiting for you out there

it’s called “reflection: a twisted tale” and it’s an alternate take to disney’s mulan

i just got through it in two hours and the basic premise is when mulan makes the avalanche and shan yu swings his sword at her,,,,, it’s shang who gets hurt due toi him jumping in front of the blade. mulan is never injured and therefore her true identity hasnt been revealed (yet) and the all of the huns are dead

mulan, as ping, feels guilty for it and takes care of him while hes bleeding out and realizes hes dying so she has to go to the underworld to save his life 

this book has everything i loved from the movie and gives me more

shang/ping and shang/mulan feels

whump (blood, injury, crying, emotional and physical hurt/comfort, rescuing each other, worried shang, protective mulan and shang)

bisexual shang PEAK BISEXUAL SHANG

mulan being very gay and trans

HELLA COOL SWORD FIGHTING SCENES AGAINST DEMONS

so much of the content is shang/ping and shang/mulan im not kidding it’s a lot of scenes of them alone and being dorks or FLIRTY

lots of canon references 

new characters!!!! more family guardians!!! more about mulan’s family!! more about shang’s childhood and his family!!! his hopes and dreams!!! more about how mulan feels as a man or a woman or both!!!!!

shang LITERALLY literally tells her DOESNT CARE if mulan is A MAN OR A WOMAN he still wants her regardless

PEAK BISEXUAL SHANG

HE BLUSHES AROUND PING AND MULAN AND GETS SHY

acknowledgment of Mutual Pining™

(ive been sobbing for over an hour dont look at me)

MUSHU IS GAY?????? LOWKEY??????????

mushu also says mulan should kiss shang better as ping when shang has a fever and insists “it works in all of the folklore”

to which mulan flushes and goes “NO!!!!”

GENERAL LI AND MULAN!!!!!!! MEETING!!!! TALKING!!!!

shang endlessly praising mulan oh my god my heart

THE REVEAL OF MULAN’S TRUE IDENTITY!!!!!! THE DRAMA OF IT ALL OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO GOOD

overall this is a brilliant and in-depth exploration of mulans canon character and how she handles guilt and sorrow and betrayal and love and her journey so far i cant believe it’s so good

PEAK

BISEXUAL

SHANG

THIS IS ENDORSED BY DISNEY ITSELF HOLY SHIT

[wildhumanhasappeared]

So in the "Be a Man" training montage for Mulan we see Shang giving her one on one sparring lessons. He's also always keeping an eye on her during group activities. Then he tries to send her home so she doesn't get killed. I def think Shang is bi. But my question is: do we think he'd already fallen for Ping before Ping proved to be a good warrior? Or was he just worried about the scrawny kid?

[awkwardlyapocalyptic1623]

@a-smutty-shade-of-purple

Tumblr introduced me to the idea of bisexual Shang and I fell hard <3

[linghxr]

A Guide to Taiwanese Name Romanization

Have you ever wondered why there are so many Changs when the surname 常 is not actually that common? Have you ever struggled to figure out what sound “hs” is? Well don’t worry! Today we are going to go over some common practices in transliterating names from Taiwan. 

With some recent discussion I’ve seen about writing names from the Shang-Chi movie, I thought this was the perfect time to publishe this post. Please note that this information has been compiled from my observations--I’m sure it’s not completely extensive. And if you see any errors, please let me know!

According to Wikipedia, “the romanized name for most locations, persons and other proper nouns in Taiwan is based on the Wade–Giles derived romanized form, for example Kaohsiung, the Matsu Islands and Chiang Ching-kuo.” Wade-Giles differs from pinyin quite a bit, and to make things even more complicated, transliterated names don’t necessarily follow exact Wade-Giles conventions.

Well, Wikipedia mentioned Kaohsiung, so let’s start with some large cities you already know of!

[1] B → P 台北 Taibei → Taipei [2] G → K [3] D → T In pinyin, we have the “b”, “g”, and “d” set (voiceless, unaspirated) and the “p”, “k”, and “t” set (voiceless, aspirated). But in Wade-Giles, these sets of sounds are distinguished by using a following apostrophe for the aspirated sounds. However, in real life the apostrophe is often not used.

We need some more conventions to understand Kaohsiung. [4] ong → ung (sometimes) [5] X → Hs or Sh 高雄 Gaoxiong → Kaohsiung I wrote “sometimes” for rule #4 because I am pretty sure I have seen instances where it is not followed. This could be due to personal preference, historical reasons, or influence from other romanization styles.

Now some names you are equipped to read: 王心凌 Wang Xinling → Wang Hsin-ling 徐熙娣 Xu Xidi → Shu/Hsu Hsi-ti (I have seen both) 黄鸿升 Huang Hongsheng → Huang Hung-sheng 龙应台 Long Yingtai → Lung Ying-tai 宋芸樺 Song Yunhua → Sung Yun-hua

You might have learned pinyin “x” along with its friends “j” and “q”, so let’s look at them more closely. [6] J → Ch [7] Q → Ch 范玮琪 Fan Weiqi → Fan Wei-chi 江美琪 Jiang Meiqi → Chiang Mei-chi 郭静 Guo Jing → Kuo Ching 邓丽君 Deng Lijun → Teng Li-chun This is similar to the case for the first few conventions, where an apostrophe would distinguish the unaspirated sound (pinyin “j”) from the aspirated sound (pinyin “q”). But in practice these ultimately both end up as “ch”. I have some disappointing news.

[8] Zh → Ch Once again, the “zh” sound is the unaspirated correspondent of the “ch” sound. That’s right, the pinyin “zh”, “j”, and “q” sounds all end up being written as “ch”. This can lead to some...confusion. 卓文萱 Zhuo Wenxuan → Chuo Wen-hsuan 陈绮贞 Chen Qizhen → Chen Chi-chen 张信哲 Zhang Xinzhe → Chang Shin-che At least now you finally know where there are so many Changs. Chances are, if you meet a Chang, their surname is actually 张, not 常.

Time for our next set of rules. [10] C → Ts [11] Z → Ts [12] Si → Szu [13] Ci, Zi → Tzu Again we have the situation where “c” is aspirated and “z” is unaspirated, so the sounds end up being written the same. 曾沛慈 Zeng Peici → Tseng Pei-tzu 侯佩岑 Hou Peicen → Hou Pei-tsen 周子瑜 Zhou Ziyu → Chou Tzu-yu 黄路梓茵 Huang Lu Ziyin → Huang Lu Tzu-yin 王思平 Wang Siping → Wang Szu-ping

Fortunately this next convention can help clear up some of the confusion from above. [14] i → ih (zhi, chi, shi) [15] e → eh (-ie, ye, -ue, yue) Sometimes an “h” will be added at the end. So this could help distinguish some sounds. Like you have qi → chi vs. zhi → chih. There could be other instances of adding “h”--these are just the ones I was able to identify. 曾之乔 Zeng Zhiqiao → Tseng Chih-chiao 施柏宇 Shi Boyu → Shih Po-yu 谢金燕 Xie Jinyan → Hsieh Jin-yan 叶舒华 Ye Shuhua → Yeh Shu-hua 吕雪凤 Lü Xuefeng → Lü Hsueh-feng

Continuing on, a lot of the conventions below are not as consistently used in my experience, so keep that in mind. Nevertheless, it is useful to be familiar with these conventions when you do encounter them.

[16] R → J (sometimes) Seeing “j” instead of “r” definitely confused me at first. Sometimes names will still use “r” though, so I guess it is up to one’s personal preferences. 任贤齐 Ren Xianqi → Jen Hsien-chi 任家萱 Ren Jiaxuan → Jen Chia-hsüan 张轩睿 Zhang Xuanrui → Chang Hsuan-jui

[17] e → o (ke, he, ge) I can see how it would easily lead to confusion between ke-kou, ge-gou, and he-hou, so it’s important to know. I’ve never seen this convention for pinyin syllables like “te” or “se” personally. 柯震东 Ke Zhendong → Ko Chen-tung 葛仲珊 Ge Zhongshan→ Ko Chung-shan

[18] ian → ien [19] Yan → Yen I’ve observed that rule 18 seems more common than 19 because I see “yan” used instead of “yen” a fair amount. I’m not really sure why this is. 柯佳嬿 Ke Jiayan → Ko Chia-yen 田馥甄 Tian Fuzhen → Tien Fu-chen 陈建州 Chen Jianzhou → Chen Chien-chou 吴宗宪 Wu Zongxian → Wu Tsung-hsien

[20] Yi → I (sometimes) I have seen this convention not followed pretty frequently, but two very famous names are often in line with it. 蔡英文 Cai Yingwen → Tsai Ing-wen 蔡依林 Cai Yilin → Tsai I-lin

[21] ui → uei I have seen this convention used a couple times, but “ui” seems to be much more common. 蔡立慧 Cai Lihui → Tsai Li-huei

[22] hua → hwa This is yet another convention that I don’t always see followed. But I know “hwa” is often used for 华 as in 中华, so it’s important to know. 霍建华 Huo Jianhua → Huo Chien-hwa

[23] uo → o This is another example of where one might get confused between the syllables luo vs. lou or ruo vs. rou. So be careful! 罗志祥 Luo Zhixiang → Lo Chih-hsiang 刘若英 Liu Ruoying → Liu Jo-ying 徐若瑄 Xu Ruoxuan → Hsu Jo-hsuan

[24] eng → ong (feng, meng) I think this rule is kinda cute because some people with Taiwanese accents pronounce meng and feng more like mong and fong :) 权怡凤 Quan Yifeng → Quan Yi-fong

[25] Qing → Tsing I am not familiar with the reasoning behind this spelling, but 国立清华大学 in English is National Tsing Hua University, so this spelling definitely has precedence. But I also see Ching too for this syllable. 吴青峰 Wu Qingfeng→ Wu Tsing-fong

[26] Li → Lee Nowadays a Chinese person from the Mainland would probably using the Li spelling, but in other areas, Lee remains more common. 李千那 Li Qianna → Lee Chien-na

[27] Qi → Chyi I have noticed this exception. However, I’ve only personally noticed it for this surname, so maybe it’s just a convention for 齐. 齐秦 Qi Qin → Chyi Chin 齐豫 Qi Yu → Chyi Yu

[28] in ←→ ing In Taiwanese Mandarin, these sounds can be merged, so sometimes I have noticed ling and lin, ping and pin, etc. being used in place of each other. I don’t know this for sure, but I suspect this is why singer A-Lin is not A-Ling (her Chinese name is 黄丽玲/Huang Liling).

[29] you → yu I personally haven’t noticed these with other syllables ending in “ou,” only with the “you” syllable. 刘冠佑 Liu Guanyou → Liu Kuan-yu 曹佑宁 Cao Youning → Tsao Yu-ning

There is a lot of variation with these transliterated names. There are generally exceptions galore, so keep in mind that all this is general! Everyone has their own personal preferences. If you just look up some famous Taiwanese politicians, you will see a million spellings that don’t fit the 28 conventions above. Sometimes people might even mix Mandarin and another Chinese language while transliterating their name.

Anyway, if any of you know why 李安 is romanized as Ang Lee, please let me know because it’s driving me crazy.

Note: The romanized names I looked while writing this post at were split between two formats, capitalizing the syllable after the hyphen and not capitalizing this syllable. I chose to not capitalize for all the names for the sake of consistency. I’m guessing it’s a matter of preference.

[gay-disneyy-prince]

Li Shang Headcanons

Summary: Requested from a friend of mine who shall remain nameless for privacy reasons (if ur reading this, yk who you are), I give you: Li Shang Headcanons! Also including NSFW

Pairing: Shang X Female Reader

Tags: Fluff, nsfw, sfw, smut

Warnings: nsfw, sex, positions, smut, bdsm (i think??)

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SFW

I didn’t want sexuality to be the first thing but HEAR ME OUT... Shang is bisexual. or at least also likes men.

AND I CAN SUPPORT THIS- BECAUSE WHEN MULAN WAS PING AND HE DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A WOMAN, LET’S BE HONEST HE WAS TOTALLY CRUSHING ON PING-

I can also see him having slight ocpd too because of that scene in mulan 2 where he’s like “eXCusE mE?? wE aRE nOT wInGiNG iT wE aRe tAKiNG tHe mAP-”

I can also totally see him a perfectionist and slight neat freak ok just ocd then.

He probably cooks AMAZING food tho.

Like if Gordan Ramsay’s cooking skills was a chinese soldier it’d be him

Also he’d probably give the best hugs and cuddles.

Like imagine those big strong killing machine arms just warmly embracing your body.

But he’d also prob be very gentle with you when hugging you in fear he’d cut off your oxygen supply.

So you hug him tighter and he hugs you tighter since he takes that as a message you want more extreme cuddles.

Always big spooning you in bed.

Would never admit it but, he loves to be little spoon. 

This is starting to sound like bottom energy ngl

Loves when you hug him from behind.

Bro, the dates he takes you out on?? 11/10.

Dinner dates, movie nights, netflix and chill, you name it. With Shang, he always finds a way to make it better.

His favorite is watching the stars in the park or even on the hood of your car, just silently enjoying each others company while he warms you up with his big boi body heat.

In my opinion, if he were to propose to you, it’d probably be on a date where its just the two of you.

He’d probably be nervous asf about it tho because he comes from a traditional family so he most likely has little to no experience on dating.

Which is why he considers himself so damn lucky to have you

Whether your in the Imperial Army with him or not, they’ve definitely heard of you and Shang.

And you can bet your ass that somehow word got around that he was thinking of proposing.

The reason he didn’t tell anyone is because he feels he should stay professional there, also he’d prob get embarrassed and doesn’t want his soldiers to see his soft side or something. 

Yao’s probably the one to hype him up about it tho and Chien-Po is super happy for him. 

“Listen, General, don’t worry bout a thing, alright? That’s a fine lady you got yourself there, and you too are SO deeply in love. She’d be crazy not too.” (Correct me if they don’t call him general, I haven’t watched the movie in a while!)

“Gee, thanks, Yao. And watch it, that’s my girlfriend your talking about!”

Again this is when if he were to propose to you

All in all one of the best boyfriends you could honestly have

NSFW

As said before, Shang most likely would come from a traditional family so he doesn’t have much experience in dating. Or sex.

bb’s a virgin

You’re his first lol lucky

So when ya’ll first did it, you totally took the lead bc he was nervous

Like he removes his clothes and just doesn’t know what to do next

It was definitely slow and gentle with some hesitance (did I spell that right?)

Lots of “Are you okay? Are you sure?” “Yes, Shang.”

But you gotta admit it was lowkey cute how nervous he was

He treated you like a queen too

He’s very vanilla

His favorite position is definitely missionary

He don’t mind doggy style tho either

He likes to see your ass

His hair would be let loose as he’s on top just thrusting slowly into you

Soft manly moans intensifies

It drives him CRAZY when you run your hands through his hair or wrap your legs around his waist

Maybe even scratch his back a bit

He very much would rather do it at your place because it’s way more secure there

He’s mortified at just the thought of anyone catching you two. 

Also... fucking you on the desk or couch? EVEN ON THE FLOOR? It turns him on to the MAX @geminiofficial on tikok

He never told you that because he’s kind of embarrassed of it

You figured out though anyway

“Shang?”

“Yes, babe?” 

“Do you enjoy the sex anywhere other than the bed?”

His face immediately went red “What? I mean.. no- err, well yes- if you enjoy it too.”

“We can have different turn ons, you know.”

He got like super embarrassed and just became a stuttering mess 

Then you pushed him on the couch and got on top of him

Boner 100

“You don’t have to hide it from me, I enjoy it too.” You looked at him innocently while stroking his hard cock through his pants.

Ya’ll fucked then and there

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ahahaha... lmk if ya’ll want part 2? anyway hope ya’ll enjoyed, sorry for any mistakes i don’t really proofread my work lol

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[marchbody]

Shang’s mysterious sexuality:

u know how in the beginning when our boy is training the soldiers he N E V E T wears a shirt? The dude sit on a rock at night watching the moon shirtless, walk out his tend in the morning shirtless like no shirt is his military uniform.

And he’s not poor like common ppl r back then, his daddy is a GENERAL and prob gets loads of gifts from the emperor. So Shang prob has 293883 shirts to wear, but he doesn’t.... why.....?

To show off his great bod😭

Like those packs and abs (where r they Disney)

But why tho? He’s in a place where mulan is the only female (who is in disguise as a male), so basically all guys, and he’s walking around being all “ooOooO look at my abs”

obv he’s gay (rly bi, but little does he know )

And he’s like plz some cute boy notice my ABS and date me

Mulan (who is hua ping at the time) DOES notice him but she’s our feminist hero so she doesn’t care LoL, but Shang is like hmmmmmm that hua ping over there is smart and capable after some training, I like him, mb we can go on a secret date or something

Conclusion:

Shang is gay, but only straight for mulan. And that distinguished guests, is how u know u ve found true love. Ty for coming to my ted talk.

Grandma: OOooOo sIgN mE UP foR thE nExT wAr

Also grandma: YOU!!!! cAN stay FOREVER