#lh: incorrect quotes

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Natsu: I haven't really known what I've been doing since I was like 15, but I don't think it's too obvious Lucy: It is. It is extremely obvious.

[incorrect-rocker-quotes]

Tommy: Why does Mick always do the laundry so loudly?  Vince: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.  Mick, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes pt.9 because the brainrot is getting to me

Luke: Thanks for not telling Tom what happened. AJ, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this. Tom: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other? Luke: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending. AJ: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people. (I just realised that I already had this quote in a past post)

AJ: Okay, what does A stand for? Luke: Arson. AJ: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Luke: Barson. Sam: *laughter* AJ: What stands for C? Luke: Commit arson. Sam: Oooo. AJ: D! Luke: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Sam: *more laughter, slightly more evil this time* Tom: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella! *Tom opens his umbrella while indoors* Sam: Tom, that’s bad luck… Tom: Chill out, Sam! Luke, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?! Tom and Sam: *screams* (Senor Pork-core) Tom: Hey, are you free? Sam: No, I’m expensive. Store Worker: Would a “Tom” please come to the front desk? Tom, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to AJ, Sam, and Luke: I believe they belong to you? AJ, Sam, and Luke, simultaneously: We got lost. Tom: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me- Luke: Tom, when’s your birthday? Tom: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Luke: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday. Luke: But also so I can plan your downfall. AJ: So, what is Luke to you? Sam: The reason I wake up every morning. AJ: ...That’s adorable. Luke earlier that morning, barging into Sam′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! AJ: *stands in trash can* Sam: AJ, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling! (I like to think that AJ just wanted to stand in the trash can) Sam: Big day today, Tom. *holds up two identical flannels* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Tom: Mustard, looks less like blood. Tom: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way. Sam: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way? Luke: *writing a letter* Luke: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard. Tom: Damn, the power went out. AJ: Don’t worry, I got this. AJ: *stomps foot* Tom: What-? AJ: *Sketchers light up* Sam: You can’t have a gun on stage! Luke: WRONG! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play. (Sam's just jealous that he doesn't have a gun) Tom: Oh no! I’m doomed! Sam: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Luke at his own memorial service. Tom: Exactly! It’s impossible! AJ: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as hell! Luke: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. Tom: What baby? Luke, crying a bit: Me. Tom: That's not funny. Luke: I thought it was funny. Tom: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE: Get into the christmas spirit! Christmas is about celebration and santa claus and jingle bells and rudolph the red nose deer and stockings full of gifts! JANE: That's true… JAKE: And mariah carey music and wearing red and sweaters and grandma and pajamas and dogs and the house and muffins! DIRK: Oh, he’s still going. JAKE: And love and laughter and clothes and chairs! ROXY: feels liek ur just namign normall thigns now JAKE: And eggs and candy hearts and four leaf clovers! HAL: Those are three completely different holidays.

[kaimaciel]

Brazil: Port is taking advantage of me. He's making me scrub the floors.

Portugal: You dirtied them.

Brazil: This is child labor.

Portugal: You're a grown fucking man, Luciano!

Brazil: How long have I been doing this?

Portugal: 3 minutes.

Brazil: 3 minutes?! I'm done.

Portugal: Now you sound like your step-father.

England: Fuck off!

[quackkaz]

Roman : V? Virgil : What?

Roman : Are you awake?

Virgil : Who the f*ck do you think said “what“?

[the-walrus-eliza]

Set in the past (idk when)

U.K: Canada you’ve starting talking weird. Especially when it comes to your vowels

Canada (pointing to California): blame him

California (in a full valley girl accent): like, what did I do?

[fablesanddreams]

Chat: You know, when we first met you, we really didn’t like you.

Fable, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?

Chat: Nope!

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Roman and Virgil: *bickering*

Logan: uh- actually-

Virgil: yeah?

Roman: hey- wait-

Virgil, turning to Roman: shh *looking at Logan* what were you saying there?

Roman: wh- DON'T YOU DARE SHUSH ME!

Virgil: Roman, I want to listen to the smart fella right now, not the fart smella

Logan: thank you Virgil, as I wa-

Roman: I AM NOT-

[mydearhosea]

Arthur, to Kieran: I'm going to shatter your ankles and cut your dick and balls off with a butter knife

Arthur, two seconds later: Ah, lighten up, O'driscoll! I was just kiddin'

[fan-dweeb]

Hawks: you ever try so hard to avoid fucking shit up that you end up fucking more shit up so now everything’s just a big pile of fucked up shit?

[rottenappleinthebox]

US/European countries: I didn't know the Argentinian accent was so nice to hear

Other Hispanic countries: It is pretty nice, but Colombian accent sweeps

Argentina: What the fuck are you guys on about?? Rioplatense accent is the most annoying shit ever

Uruguay, with the same accent: Agreed

Argentina: See??

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Controversial statement, but Pyramid Head is not a DILF.

[kaimaciel]

Brazil: If a drop of semen has more lives than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick?

Portugal: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

so uh. the twelve year anniversary for tawog is today. i ran outta time to draw something meaningful to celebrate it so i'm just gonna post this since i have it on me

this is literally the worst way for me to have shared this headcanon but oh well 💀

side note but i finally figured out a shading style for rob that works well with my 2D style but still retains the 3D model aesthetic of his design. i really like how it turned out! a real shame that i developed it bc of this shitpost lol

original/ref under the cut

i saw this interaction and i couldn't stop thinking about it as them.