#lgbt jokes
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gostbat · 1 year ago
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Aro/ace people when they remember the aro/ace character who is cured with the "power of love" from some shit 2000's show:
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stuffydollband · 1 month ago
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Trans men STAY grabbin at they damn lapels
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hanthehuman · 4 months ago
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i think that its extremely stupid for it to be considered gay for men to do skin care. thats why i whole heartedly believe it should also be gay for women to do skin care. like who you wearing that face mask for, other girls!?
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grimreaper4724 · 2 years ago
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actually-mentally-ill · 5 months ago
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The Gays of the Galaxy
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seecretgamer · 11 months ago
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funnymemesandreblogs · 5 months ago
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Guess why I bought it. It was 95 cents so that means it could severely traumatise me but it's ok because I like how the bottle looks 😁🏳️‍🌈
Edit: I just noticed it says more than fruits on the bottle. And queer people are often called fruity. So basically, the bottle is saying that we're more than fruity people.
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chaos-in-one · 2 years ago
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cutely eats your gender
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beaujangles08 · 6 months ago
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i wasnt thinking straight i was thinking gay
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piskelo10 · 11 months ago
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Horrible trans pickup lines I just made up:
"Damn girl, are you trans? Cause your pronouns gotta be cu/tie 😏"
"Damn girl, did you take estrogen to get an ass that phat? 😏"
"I wanna marry you so I can make you HRTee-hee every day <3"
"Hey handsome, you got gender dysphoria? Because dys heart is beating phor ya"
"Hey hot-stuff, you in the gender binary? Because there's nary a doubt that I'm feelin' bi for you"
"Hey cutie, are you gonna get top-surgery? Cause you should get whatever surgery you need if it means you can top me all night long 😏"
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gostbat · 1 year ago
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Me with splatoon
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best-of-theworst · 28 days ago
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Finally thought I meet the perfect girl and then I realize it was 3 foxes in a trench coat who brake my heart again...
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nonbinarydva · 8 months ago
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What are my pronouns? Well, I use I/me/my pronouns, anything beyond that seems like someone else's problem
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howlingwolf23 · 4 months ago
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Asked a donkey for it's pronouns. He said, "he\haw"
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seecretgamer · 3 months ago
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I have 5 genders:
Boy
Man
Girl
Woman
Amorphous blob that is above gender.
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ankh-morporkianpostalworker · 9 months ago
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Terry Pratchett novel about an nonbinary troll who's name is a clever play on a programming language because trolls have silicon brains and are essentially organic computers. Or the troll's name is some version of two or something idk.
And it's a Watch novel.
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