#lgbt jokes

[gostbat]

Aro/ace people when they remember the aro/ace character who is cured with the "power of love" from some shit 2000's show:

[wizardofthefairies]

NOT THIS.

[stuffydollband]

Trans men STAY grabbin at they damn lapels

[hanthehuman]

i think that its extremely stupid for it to be considered gay for men to do skin care. thats why i whole heartedly believe it should also be gay for women to do skin care. like who you wearing that face mask for, other girls!?

[grimreaper4724]

[actually-mentally-ill]

The Gays of the Galaxy

[seecretgamer]

[funnymemesandreblogs]

Guess why I bought it. It was 95 cents so that means it could severely traumatise me but it's ok because I like how the bottle looks 😁🏳️‍🌈

Edit: I just noticed it says more than fruits on the bottle. And queer people are often called fruity. So basically, the bottle is saying that we're more than fruity people.

[chaos-in-one]

cutely eats your gender

[beaujangles08]

i wasnt thinking straight i was thinking gay

[gostbat]

Me with splatoon

[piskelo10]

Horrible trans pickup lines I just made up:

"Damn girl, are you trans? Cause your pronouns gotta be cu/tie 😏"

"Damn girl, did you take estrogen to get an ass that phat? 😏"

"I wanna marry you so I can make you HRTee-hee every day <3"

"Hey handsome, you got gender dysphoria? Because dys heart is beating phor ya"

"Hey hot-stuff, you in the gender binary? Because there's nary a doubt that I'm feelin' bi for you"

"Hey cutie, are you gonna get top-surgery? Cause you should get whatever surgery you need if it means you can top me all night long 😏"

[best-of-theworst]

Finally thought I meet the perfect girl and then I realize it was 3 foxes in a trench coat who brake my heart again...

[nonbinarydva]

What are my pronouns? Well, I use I/me/my pronouns, anything beyond that seems like someone else's problem

[howlingwolf23]

Asked a donkey for it's pronouns. He said, "he\haw"

[the-skull-breaker]

Yes I am AFAB.

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