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Do you actually like pop music or did you get made fun of for your music taste as a kid and now you only play what you think everyone else will like when you're on aux?

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Oh, you think you love me?

Prove it. Give me one fond memory you have of just the two of us.

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"Hey Mauce- shit. I mean, *Deadname*"

Me: (Smiling mercilessly) I'm winning. You called me my preferred name, and I'm winning.

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If I had toes I'd let you suck on them. Just so you know

If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

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if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

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The most American thing that has ever happened

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Girlfriend requirements:

□ Loves me back (optional)

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Oh to be a teenage girl that thinks Justin Bieber is singing about her.

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wahhhh wahhh im so tired you have to pick me up and carry me and move my hands for me like im some kind of doll for you to play with and you can do whatever you want to me. but you have to make me good at the games i play or ill stop letting you and then ill just leave okay?

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tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I'll hold the back of your heads and puppet you.

would you rather me kissing you or you kissing me???

I'm a huge bottom lmao so you kissing me prob >///<

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How refreshing it is to tell my reflection that I love them and mean it.

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chillin on a Saturday night