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when i took my car to get inspected to see whether it would make one final cross country trip, the mechanic grimaced & said, “i mean….would I let my sister take this vehicle through the Rockies…..?”

I said “how about a complete stranger [me] you have zero emotional investment in” and he brightened up & said “if you’re keen for an adventure!”

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i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

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Me, reading my own unfinished fic: This is so good. I hope the author updates soon.

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people laugh at me for always asking a baby's permission before picking them up but let me tell you when my nephew was seven months old I picked him up off the floor without checking first and he was absolutely outraged and reproached me with terrible wails. just because a person is very small doesn't mean it's not scary and upsetting to be scooped up out of nowhere by a much larger person. quite the contrary. obviously if a baby is in danger or the situation is otherwise pressing you can temporarily suspend the rules of polite behavior and just grab them up, much like you are allowed to violently shove a grownup if a speeding car is bearing down on them. but that doesn't mean you just go around shoving people as a matter of routine. show some consideration to our latest arrivals on this horrible planet. they are better at communicating than you think

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broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

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i cant afford to pay my mercenaries but im sure they will understand

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clap along if you feel like a wraith without a tomb!

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consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

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Tamara Dobson in Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold (1975)

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What's the worst way your OTP could become canon? The one that would make you most go from "aaaww yes" to "holy crap NO WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY".

probably if one of them died right after?? or during?? the canonization?? i’d be a wreck aha