#lex foster/ethan green

[hatchetfield-omegaverse]

Anymore Lexthan hcs by chance?

I'd love to give you some more lexthan hcs!

Hatchetfield Omegaverse Headcanons: Lexthan Pt.2!!

They went to the movies for their first official date. Neither of them actually had enough money so they snuck in.

I say official because they'd been hanging out for months at this point. This was just their first date without Hannah present.

Lex gets really territorial in the days leading up to her ruts. Lord help the person who tries to flirt with Ethan in front of her.

Ethan is territorial as well, but they go about it in different ways.

Lex is the type to go off on the offending person. They'll know to steer clear of both her and Ethan by the time she's done.

Ethan, on the other hand, is a PDA boy. He just becomes more and more affectionate until whoever was flirting is too uncomfortable to continue.

They share all their clothes. Lex will purposely make sure anything she gets (when she's able to get anything new) is oversized so Ethan can wear it too.

While they were in school Ethan would often ‘accidentally’ pack too much food for lunch and give half to Lex. He knew if he didn't she probably wouldn't eat that day.

They became mates when they were 16: a very young age to commit to something that serious, but they know they're each other's forever.

Ethan taught her how to drive.

They've mutually agreed that they don't want kids. They're both of the belief that they're too screwed up to be good parents.

Besides, Hannah is practically their daughter anyway.

[geekgirl750]

Say what you want about The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals and Black Friday but Nerdy Prudes Must Die is truly the darkest timeline because it doesn't feature Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel™️

[baldchristianborle]

starkid has such a talent for writing straight couples. like they’re really getting me invested in a man and a woman. i respect them so much.

[artchixs]

hatchetfield brainrot continues

[daiwild]

Lexthan if Yellow Jacket ended the way we wanted to

[hatchetings]

what is it with hatchetfield and straight autistic couples

[fallinginaforrest]

This is a PSA that Lex Foster canonically uses She/They pronouns (or at least Angela Giarratana headcanons Lex to. However, I think there's this sort of unwritten rule that if the actor headcanons something about the character they play, it is generally accepted as pseudocanon)

Also Lex was high throughout the entirety of act one of Black Friday which is probably why she came around to Frank's bullshit during our doors are open LMAO.

Bonus: a wip I'm working on atm

[kmesons]

some hatchetfield character art requests from discord! love drawing the inhabitants of this strange little (?) town.

[impulsivesuperrobin]

made some more :p

[sir-se]

cw: blood

Back to my roots with the lovely Lex Foster (and Ethan, technically)

i'm also counting this as my first gary goldstein (god bless his soul) fanart because i didn't draw those horrible shoes for nothing

just for funsies i'll throw the sketch in here too because there are parts that i like more and i'm too indecisive so have them both

[isogenderskitty]

[jacketpotatoo]

Mariah should play Ethan I think. That would solve every problem I’ve had ever

[prizmpaws]

lexthan textposts bc they are consuming my brain as of late

[wigglyscardigan]

happy november first! I brought some mainly npmd text posts for the soul

[petes-5yr-cocoa]

[rockrosethistle]

just the fact that every great Hatchetfield couple is some variation of "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic"