#levi couldnt say no now could he

[cafe-smut]

I'm realizing that if Obey Me!MC ever met WHB!MC, they'd lose their shit.

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OB: YOU HAVE TO DO WH A T TO SURVIVE?!

WHB: You dont?!

OB: that feels, and I mean this sincerely, so illegal. Are you ok? Is it consensual? Do I need to call someone for you?!

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*demon bros fighting*

OB: SIT BOYS! Anyways, like I was saying-

WHB, staring at the Demon Brothers unable to move, kneeling on the ground: I cannot express to you how jealous I am right now.

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OB, glaring at WHB!Leviathan: oh my diavolo you're a bitch. I feel like I just touched something dirty. Gross, ugh. LEVI COME SNUGGLE!!

WHB, watching Leviathan about to murder OB as other Levi turns into a happy blushy mess and gets headpats* oh no

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Bael and Beelzebub staring at Beel and Belphie: so you don't just leave to do whatever?

Beel: no? I have a job here outside of Rad- why are you crying.

Bael: can we please trade???

Belphie: hELL NO!

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OB: wait so your mammon is like, rich rich?

WHB: more like three but- wait is yours not?

OB: . . . No comment.

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*WHB screaming in terror and trying to run at the sight of Simeon, Luke, and losing it at the name Raphael*

OB: angels where they're are evil and trying to kill them. Don't worry about it.

*10 minutes later*

WHB nestled in Simeon's wings literally having the time of their life and super upset about it: mAn, ouR aNgELs fUcKinG SUCK.

OB, staring down a chained up WHB!Barbatos with disgust: your demons suck too. Where are his clothes?

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OB!Solomon: ^ ^

WHB: oh you're their solomon?! Man my demons would probably love to mee-

OB popping their head in: NO THEY WOULDNT HES A SHADY BITCH!!

OB!Solomon: how could you say such a thing?

OB: You poisoned me just last week!

OB!Solomon: I made you dinner as you weren't feeling well!

WHB: aww, how ni-

OB: EXACTLY!!! POISON!! I COULDNT MOVE FOR TWO DAYS!!

WHB: 0_o

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*The whole demon bros and kings and company staring each other down*

WHB: ok, so um- this is kind of hard to explain-

OB: SOLOMON AHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHADY BITCH?!

Literally the whole WHB cast: SOLOMON?!

WHB: he's not like our Solomon. Sorry guys.

Someone: but it's-

*cue OB flipping OB!Solomon off as he hides a large thick tome behind his back while yelling at him. Lucifer facepalms, groaning*

OB!Lucifer: I have too much work for this.

OB, turning around and grinning: HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?!

OB!Mammon, clocking it right away: TREASURE NO-

OB: Lucifer, bark!

OB!Lucifer: woof . . . You're fucking dead.

*silence. Both Satan's burst out laughing among others*

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Meanwhile poor Luke is being threatened by a couple WHB Demons and that's OB!MC's child so NO THANK YOU!!

WHB is extremely jealous of the magic they can wield, but does help stop their more powerful demons from killing the OB angels. Who are horrified at the thought of aimless murder like that. Except Raphael, he's a warrior angel, but even he agrees that these angels are wrong.

(If OB!Micheal shows up that's going to be a shit show and I've got popcorn)

[magicxc]

Pillow Talk

Pairings: Survey Corps x Black Reader - Things They Say In Bed

Word Count: 640

Warnings: just a tad bit of FUCKING

A/N: I’ve been directly inspired by the girlies and their idea of what these 2D men be saying in bed. I wanted to create my own version of that, but it turned out totally different than what I was going for; and for good reason too - cause this was so much fun!! Who had your favorite saying?

Headcannons Masterlist

Eren  - “a relationship should be 50/50. I give you my last name and you scream my first.”

You were praying to the high heavens that this wasnt your proposal. Knees touching your shoulders, Eren had the tendency to get lost in the sauce; uttering things he surely didn't mean, like the time he promised to bring you back the moon and the stars from outer space. 

Levi - “when did you realise the y in ‘your girl’ is silent?”

Eyes brimmed over with tears and mascara running, Levi couldn't have found you prettier than in this very moment. It's something about the drool slathered across your chin and your messy hair that looked so raw, so authentically pleasing. His dick slid past your lips once more, your cheeks hallowed and tongue flat. The bright light of the flash signaled that he was indeed recording; sending the video straight to Kenny you assumed. But you couldn’t be bothered to care. This can either go terribly wrong or terribly right. 

Erwin - “the baby factory is about to get its first employee.”

Hips tilted on pillows and legs wrapped around his waist, Erwin holds you like that for a little while longer trying his best to make sure that his seed takes. Small kisses get placed on your cheek, lips, and neck. Heavily sighing in content, it dawns on you that you could absolutely fall asleep like this. 

Connie - “if hot women are going to lie, it should at least be on top of me.”

Lmfao he's so damn dramatic. All this because girls night went a little longer than expected. You’d promise Connie a movie together when you came home, but things took a little longer than expected and it was too late. All he had the energy for now was cuddles; unable to fall asleep unless half your body was draped over his. 

Jean - “I've never kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it is that Santa said.”

On bended knee, Jean’s face stood eye to eye with your kitty cat. Mahogany legs on full display as you adorned his favorite black chemise set, he couldn't help but beg for a taste before you headed to bed for the night. You knew you’d be a bit of a tease wearing this to sleep, but the set was sexy and you really wanted the chance to enjoy your lingerie without having it ripped off of you. Just a taste though, you thought. It shouldn’t take more than ten minutes. But you knew better! Because although that's how it always started, that’s rarely where it ended. 

Onyankopon - “the only thing another nigga can take from me is notes.” 

His calloused palm pressed harder into your ass cheek, your face smushed deep into the pillows. The relentless driving of Ony’s hips into yours is another stark reminder that you were his and only his. This is surely the last time you’d ever dream of entertaining another man. 

Reiner - “if you dont have my children can you still be my mommy?”

Mommy kink alert!! Who would've thought that Reiner had a mommy kink? Who would’ve thought that it’d turn you on? Either way, the driving of his fingers into your cunt just got drenched in your approval. 

Armin - “we can watch the movie or make a movie.”

Is this not the meaning of Netflix and chill? Armin considers himself intelligent, but he couldnt have felt slower in this moment. Thankfully your endless cackling had put him to ease. However, his question did get you thinking. 

Floch - “my ears are always sore because your absence is so loud.”

Wrapped tightly in his arms, Floch languidly thrusts into you; his lips touching the shell of your ear as he professes his love. While this had started out as a fling, suddenly he was becoming too much to resist.

[saraji]

Levi Is Jealous!!! 💖

You were talking to Erwin about the walls and his father's opinions. You guys were giggling too and that made Levi's blood boil. Levi Ackerman aka humanitys strongest soldiers was ur boyfriend. You guys had a healthy and nice bf and gf relationship but Levi was the jealous type. He loved you so much and feared to lose you. To a titan or another man. As he saw you and Erwin so friendly he came next to you. "Y/N, lets go its late, we should go to our dorm" he said coldly and gave Erwin a mad glare. "Oh sure, dear" you said softly as he wraped a arm around ur waist and you guys went to ur shared dorm at the HQ. When you guys arrived at the dorm he opened the door and letted you enter first afeter that he shutted the door as he pinned you to the wall. "Why talk to other soldiers when you have me,eh?" his tone was cold but had a hint of pure love. Before you could say another word he kissed you roughly on the lips. You passionatly kissed back. Levi pulled back after some time and coldly looked at you. "Bed, now." he said then smirked. You could only say a little "b-but" when he picked you up and laid you on the bed then got on top of you. " Who is ur master?" he asked as he tightly hugged you on the bed. "You, daddy" you moaned. He noded then took of his shirt showing you a view oh his hard chest, strong arm muscles and ripped abs. You carres his abs with the tip of ur finger and smirk. He had a grip on ur shirt as he said "Need help?". You noded and letted him take ur shirt off. He then worked his hands on ur back and opened ur bra clips and throwed ur bra on the floor next to ur shirt. "I am the only guy who can see you like this, baby" his voice was deep and sexy. You couldnt help but to moan at his voice. You took off ur skirt as he took oh his pants. There was a bulge on his boxeres. "Hehe someone is hard for me" you say and giggle as you poke Levi's boner. He groaned as he throwed his boxeres and ur panties on the floor. Levi forced ur head on the pillows. He opened ur mouths with two of his fingeres and fucked ur pretty little throat. Levi moaned from plesure as ur tounge and mouth worked on pleasing his cock that looked like it belonged to an ancient Greek god. "Yes baby keep going, make Daddy Ackerman cum" he said then softly moaned. After he 110 seconds of giving him a blow job Levi cummed right on ur tounge as you ate it. "Good girl. Now, ass up" he said in a demanding voice tone. You softly said "Yes, master" as you arched ur back, ur face facing the bed sheets. Levi slowly puts his hard cock in ur cunt as you moan his name. He passionately fucks you, he bites ur shoulder to not to make a sound but slips out a few moans. "B-Baby stop, I-I think i am gonna-" Levi cuts you off "It okay baby you can cum on my dick" he said as you were at the point you couldnt hold urself and you cumed on his raw cock then moaned.

[ilylovelyz]

levi (romantic) headcannons

just some things i feel levi would do while in a relationship <3

levi would 100% ask you out either because he felt like someone else was going to ask you out or you literally called him out on his "strange" antics

100% he would be blushing intensely and would be sputtering n shit

foo is so shy >.<

omg the look he has when you say yes

he was so shocked

"wait are you serious?"

his face says "yeah whatever 😒" but his body language and the red twinge of his ears says "oh em gee 😣"

but anyways, following you accepting to be his "girlfriend" he'll literally court you wherever

his eyes are now ALWAYS on you, just watching you, and so obviously too

he couldnt watch you as much as he wanted to before you two got together, so now that he can, he's gonna be all up ur ass

he's not necessarily clingy tho, he just likes to be in ur presence, and he'll still consider your personal bubble of space

he doesnt tell anyone, though

as much as he would want to tell every guy within two miles, i would think that you and levi would begin dating when you weren't of a higher position

i.e he was literally YOUR captain

so he would keep quiet about it and the only two people who would know about it would be petra and hange (somehow eren would find about it tho)

he would take you on secret strolls throughout his free time

but obviously he's always busy, so he can rarely do that (much to his dismay)

but you understand, and you can always make up for it by going to his room when he's busy and bringing him a cup of tea or lunch

n'awe lunch dates with levi, he would just take you out to the market, holding your hand, and find something to eat with you

also, he wouldnt call you his "girlfriend"

he thinks the title sounds too immature, esp cuz of his age he feels too old to be saying that

instead he'd call you his partner or lover

also i headcannon his partner would be taller than him (like 5'6-5'8")

he thinks ur height is charming and interesting

but at the same time he feels a little awkward cuz he feels silly when people point out the height difference

usually his partner cuz nobody knows yet

when people DO find out, it's almost a year later 🤦🏽‍♀️ and it's because you were finally promoted to become a captain

everyone is so surprised "like rlly? 😟"

istg he'd only hold your hand literally 2 months into the relationship

his hand would be so sweaty and he'd feel rlly bad cuz he thought it was disgusting but you literally did not care 😭

he WOULD be hugging you earlier than that tho

i feel like he thinks hes bad at hugs but he's actually good at them

his hands are so comforting when he wraps his arms around you because they are at the perfect weight and he somehow knows exactly where to place them

him hugging you is expected early on because he feels like hugging is a great destresser and a good source of comfort (because he's always sad)

omg the first time you two kiss 🫣

you two didnt even kiss, YOU kissed him on the cheek (4 months in) trying to tease him and he literally got red and could not speak without stuttering the rest of the day because he could not stop thinking about it

he'd later find the courage (like a month later) to kiss you back on the cheek and you took it up a notch and kissed him on the lips

he got so shy, could absolutely NOT look you in the eyes

prt 2.

[moo-blogging]

Late night smut thought:

(CHILDREN GO AWAY!!!!!)

You are masterbating while sex talking with Levi bot and a miracle happened.

.

You paid for a virtual Levi sex bot to chat with. You would send messages to him and had his replied read out loud by the system's reading mode. Levi's voice was deep and rich and smooth. You had goosebumps when he told you what he was doing with your body and you always had a good time with him.

You were trying to masterbate (again) with Levi's bot. You sat against your head rest, knees bend and your toes dug into your mattress, trying to have a good time. But your vibrator broke down and you were too lazy to go out and get one right now. Instead, you used your fingers.

After a long excruciating period, you finally cummed. Your face was flushed, you were breatheless and tired. But you needed more. It felt like you hadn't reached the climax.

You decided to go more, sex talking with Levi bot and he said "still not enough after I made you cummed?"

"I'd rather you make me cum till I pass out."

Closing your eyes, listening to his deep voice as his chuckled and trying your best imagining him fucking you in your bed now. Digging your fingers deeper into yourself, you wished your fingers were longer to reach the back of your walls. Your brows were tighly knitted together trying to make yourself cum again.

Someone grabbed your hand and pulled out of your hole, your eyes immediately flung open.

"What a naughty girl you are. Let me make you cum alright," Levi, kneeled between your legs, was licking your wet fingers.

"Wh- what"

He pulled your legs, lifting your knees to his showers and unbuckled his belt. "Cum until you pass out? I'll make you regret saying that."

Levi pressed his lips into yours so rough you couldn't speak a word. Moans echoed from your throat, muffled by his lips. His tongue attacked yours so intensed you could barely breathe.

He had on hand on your throat to keep your head in place and another grabbing his hardened penis, teasing and stroking your opening. You grasped and let go of your walls with the movement of his penis, BEGGING for him to push it into you.

And he slammed it in. You screamed and jolted your body but Levi managed to pin you down with his body.

"You are not going anywhere, bunny. Just take it," Levi sucked your neck. Your mouth was wide open, sucking big mouthful of air into your lungs while stopping to release the urge to moan because of how good it felt.

You couldnt focus on where the pleasure was. Levi's teeth on your neck and shoulder, or his big, rough hand grabbing your chest, or the deep and strong penetration of his dick between your legs.

All you could do was enjoy every sensation on your body. The pain on your neck reminding you to stay alert, while the pleasure of your chest being grabbed, massages and pinched made you excited, and the rubbing and slamming made you so sensitive you were going to cum again. You clenched your walls, feeling your cum meter being built up and waiting for it to tip the top and release you.

Studying that dumb look on your face, Levi knew it instantly. He folded your knees higher and changed his slamming position. Instead of slamming downwards, he slammed upwards now and he hit your G spot so good your eyes rolled to the back of your head. Your body went limp with pleasure when you cummed, only weak and pityful whimpering could escape your lips.

"Shit, you're warm." Levi felt the hot gush of cum engulfing his dick. He felt like cumming too.

Instead he pulled out immediately. You jerked at his movement, but couldn't react fast enough when he turned you over and pulled your hips upward. You knelt face down on your pillow.

"No, wait Levi, I can't anymore.." you begged.

Levi slammed his penis into your slippery hole with ease. "You have no say in this, bunny. Imma fill you up with my cum for what you said earlier. Imma make you regret saying that."

Levi started slamming into you hard. The sound of your bodies and the wet slapping noises echoed in your room. His penis hit your sweet spot every time and you couldn't help but tightened your inside again.

Levi started playing with your asshole, spitting some saliva on your hole and run his thumb in circle before poking it in. The sudden invasion in your ass made you clenched your lower body reflectively. Levi groaned. "Fuck, didn't know you could grab me harder."

He pushed his thumb in more, making you clenching your walls more. You could hear Levi moaning while he tried to keep the speed of his slamming.

He removed his thumb from your asshole and you reflectively let go of the clench but immediately squeezed it back again. The sudden clench and unclench movement made Levi hit his climax and he gave a deep strong thrust into your hole before emptying his balls into you.

The thrust hit your sweet spot so hard you cummed again. Your legs were shaking, threatening to give way but Levi's strong palms were supporting your hips.

After a while, he pulled out and you both collapsed onto the bed. Your pelvic was spasming involuntarily, warm cum leaking out of your hole as you relecctively squeeze and relax your hole. Levi hugged you from behind, kissing your sweaty neck.

"Cummed enough now? Or shall we go again?"

[ohmytomorrowisthursday]

Until I Fall - Part Seven

Levi Ackerman x Fem Reader.

Eventual romance but this is a slow burn, definitely angsty and darker. It will also focus a lot on Hange, Erwin and the original scouts. Eren and the 104th training corps will be around but I’m focusing on the older characters in here. Your self insert name is ‘Azeria Becker’ pronouns She/Her/Hers. Using a name because don’t like using ‘y/n’.  

Cannon universe. I wrote this for myself but I hope that you enjoy it, too lol <3

As you stood in front of Levi on that final day, you couldnt help but remember every last moment of your time in the scouts. How had you gone from that scrawny young rookie trying to fight titans to Erwin’s right-hand soldier who overthrew the government and was about to charge to your death? It was never fair, you’d never get enough time together. Standing before him, his eyes full of the sadness of the truth, it hurt too much to say Goodbye, don’t forget me. I’ll love you forever, so instead you said the only word that you could manage to speak; Survive.

cw: imagine literally every awful/gory thing that happens in SNK. Death, violence and gore. Drinking, sex.

I will be releasing 2 chapters at a time every few days. You can find all chapters here.

You were up and ready for your early morning training faster than usual. It was so hard to fall asleep, you were far too excited; Ilse and you talked for hours about the next expedition. And Levi. You hadn't expected him to do this for you. It's not that he was unkind, its just that it seemed like he found you annoying. Maybe you were wrong about him. There was so much that you still didn't know. He was older than you by a few years- not too many, but life seemed to have wore his edges down. His eyes were tired and you could tell he had been through hell. Maybe one day he would finally open up and tell you more.

The winter air felt like ice when you went out to train int he morning. "Hey, moron," Levi remarked as he met with you in front of your dormitory, "Wipe that stupid look off your face, it's too early to be this happy."

You kept walking, happy to ignore his grumpy disposition.  "You know what," you said with a little hum, "You can't ruin my mood today. I'm too excited about joining Captain Erwin on the next expedition."

"Tsk. Don't get your hopes up too high. If you stay this bad it'll be your first and last time out with us." He groaned, but you knew that you were up for it. You had only gotten faster and stronger since the 26th expedition out, and it was bound to be easier this time.

"You're just mad that I'm as good as you now, and that's why you don't want me to join," You nudge him a little and he grumbled. "Let's just see what happens, brat."

Training with Erwin was not like training with your previous squad. They spent more time sitting around tables and planning than running drills. Erwin was confident and to the point. They had new gear that he wanted to test out; signal guns that had different colours to indicate whether a titan was spotted, the area was clear, or if there was a problem. It made you nervous to have to test out new equipment with them; you had never even fought alongside them, what if you messed everything up?

Finally, it was time to drill. "Azeria, how are you feeling?" Erwin asked you. He seemed kind, but he wasn't soft when he spoke. He was like a king among men when it came to the scout; so many of you were rough around the edges, scared and motivated by survival. Captain Erwin never seemed to feel any of it, or at least if he did it was buried in some vault deep behind his eyes. He was always perfectly composed. "I'm okay, Captain. I've never used a signal gun like this before." You examined the contraption in your hands; it wasn't like the handguns you had seen the Military Police carrying; instead it was small and light, with a wide barrel for the smoke bombs.

"You'll be just fine. It's a new tactic for everyone, just do your best."

And so, you did. Even though it was just training, everyone seemed as ready as they'd be in a real battle. Mike and Levi were by far the fastest, disappearing into the trees before your eyes. It only became apparent as to where they were when you saw the smoke signal up in the sky. Hange; they were the boldest. When a 'titan' was spotted she always found a creative way to maneuver herself into a high range spot as fast as she could. Her and Moblit took on the titans as a team. You were paired with Oliver; a soldier from the training corps before you. He was young, but had managed to kill 2 titans during his first two missions. "Okay, rookie, here's the plan; you do the spotting and I'll do the killing," He said. You let out a snort.

"Fine, but you'll have to keep up with me!" You clipped your horse and ran straight ahead into the woods. "Hey!" He yelled after you. You were determined to prove yourself to Erwin and the group; you wouldn't be slowing them down. You spotted the fake titan in the bushes and let out a flair. "Good, Azeria! Keep it up!" Erwin called from behind. Using your ODM gear you shot up into the trees to practice luring the titan, Oliver flew in a few seconds later and sliced the neck. "How are you so fast?!" He exclaimed, landing on the tree beside you. It made you even more determined to do well.

Behind, Erwin was riding with Hange, watching the teams youngest soldiers. "Hmmf," Hange let out a laugh, "Not bad for a trainee." Erwin smiled. "Not bad at all."

After running the drill you were exhausted. Dinner could not come fast enough. Erwin's squad was the first in; the group was so experienced that training at times seemed a little pointless. There was no way Levi and Mike needed to run drills.

"You did well today," Hange said, joining you at the table. Your cheeks were pink with exhaustion and you couldn't even imagine what your hair looked like. "Thank you, but I think you all just make it easy for me." They smiled, "A team is only good if everyone works together. Just because you're new doesn't mean that you're worse; we've just had more time to fight those monsters than you."

You paused, staring at your plate. "I just don't want to hold us back. When we're back out there."

"You won't. I know you wont. Making it back alive from your first expedition is a good sign that you'll survive, and if you keep doing what you did today, you'll be fine." Hange replied, "Plus, I'm certain that Levi's been making sure that you're ready." You looked over to him, sitting down at the other end of the table. He glanced over at you, and let out a smile. You felt your chest tighten a little and your cheeks go pink. Why do I want to impress you so bad? All you wanted was to see him smile more.

chapter eight

[7m7n7]

@cosmicjoke still shitting his diapers fighting air. mr incel, you're literally fighting your limited af imagination, projecting AND PROJECTING AGAIN DOING NOTHING ELSE. anyway, nobody even gives a fuck about what you're saying, so eh lmfao

FYI, the only one who doesn't love levi here is YOU. you want him hurt, that's what gets you off. the only thing you care about is pretending he's a holy jesus figure bc you wanna feel like the moral person yourself stanning the "person who can't do no wrong", i guess real life really showed what a trashbag you are to you for you to be desperate for it, eh? no one who feels an ounce of sympathy for a character is gonna write them get gangraped and tortured. it's pretty fucking simple and anyone with more than one braincell can understand that. :) love how you try to defend your disgusting ass by saying you "don't romanticize" it. DUH bitch, why would you? when does the SADIST romanticize abuse LMFAOOOO ����all you are is a lifeless idiot preaching morality all day long to five even more jobless weirdos who are dumb enough to listen to you. you should thank eruris for attacking every rando opinion bc without them bashing on you, you wouldn't even get in the radar of those 5 people.

anyway, you're just there *again* getting assmad and trying to find excuses to demonize straight women bc our takes ruin YOUR gross whump fantasy of levi taking up the ass from hideous men and getting reduced to a pathetic woobie constantly having panic attacks and getting subjected to worst torture. you just are too cowardly to admit openly that you hate fangirls (even tho it's obvious as HELL) bc there's no other place you can hope to get support (not that you even get measly amount you used to anymore lolol) bc erushits don't want your rancid ass either, which is HILARIOUS.

btw, if you care about levi's kindness and heroism, why do you never write about him being an amazing strong hero figure? bc i promise you i'd love that ☺️ why is it always levi getting raped, tortured, being pathetic about someone (shitwin in this case ofc), being completely incapable and weak? hmm its ALMOST like you just don't have him to have any *gasp* POWER and you get off to his suffering 😮

also, it's kinda funny how there's only one thing you say about me that's accurate and that's me being a huge dick to erushits, but even that you can't get right fully bc you have this wild notion about me being mean to "levi bloggers" bitch WHAT levi bloggerS. im ACTUALLY asking. there's only your uglyass who's a solo stan here 😂 not even on twitter i beefed with those (also rancid) socalled solo stans until now bc unlike some of you morons i choose my battles💀 but yeah, you're a halfwit little roach, so that's not surprising that you have NO idea about who you're even beefing with lmfao.

also

D E A D A S S hilarious. i actually laughed. like WHAT do you think will happen my little roach 💀 do you realize i wrote that MYSELF WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS on a PUBLIC post that was reblogged from YOU? are you actually braindead enough to think i give a fuck what you post there about me? the only reason i don't say certain risky things is to not get nuked LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 💀 and idk what kind of boomer bullshit is this talking abt them as "admins" as if its a forum and thinking they'll give a fuck about your "nooesss BAN this pewson that i keep engaging with and spreading harassment campaigns for bc they dont like my bottomized wevi shit" clown💀

numerous accounts 😭 that reminded me, as much as it was fun to watch you think every anon who's hating on you that you cant get rid of had banked up thousands of accounts which was clearly giving you some cringe ego boost, let me give you a hint: you cant block *an account* by blocking an anon 🤗 kinda amazed how youve been on tumblr for YEARS and couldnt figured something so basic out. only a halfwit like you could imagine anyone getting a new acc whenever you block an anon so i laughed A LOT at you thinking that so thanks for being such an egotistical idiot 😘

were you saying you would rather d**l a hole to your s*** than talk with me? you better start dr*lling then since you LOOOOOVE engaging with me LMFAOOOOOO

[incorrectsnkships]

Armin: sir, what made you join the scouting regiment?

Levi: hot commander pinned me to a wall and told me to join, it was an offer I couldn’t refuse

[bepp-ers]

Hey since you're doing yandere asks for Obey Me, can you do a prompt where after pretending to be friendly for MCs sake, the brothers have enough and snap, showing MC their bloodthirsty and/or unhinged sides.

thanks anon! always happy to write for these loveable idiots. for personal reasons, im gonna add in the royals, angels & solomon because goddamit i love 'em. also, i couldnt figure out how to do it all in one part, so this is part one!! part two will be up soon. love ya! <3

living with a toooon of crazy yanderes in the devildom - part one. yandere! obey me! swd? headcanons

Truth be told, you didn't realise just how bad things had gotten.

It sort of hit you one day, as you finally had some alone time, just how clingy and weird everyone was around here.

At R.A.D, you always had someone clinging onto you, no matter where you were.

In class, you were constantly questioned by Satan over everything. How are you? Need help? Someone bothering you? Want anything?

At lunch, you could be certain that Mammon and Levi would drag you to their corner, and Mammon would practically spoon feed you.

"You're a human! Ya gotta be careful!!" He'd insist, and you just shrugged it off.

In student council meetings, you were required to sit besides either Diavolo or Barbatos, by their word of course.

You didn't mind, as you were sure they just wanted to ensure your safety. Sometimes, though, you'd grow bored.

Previously, you could leave when you wanted. "You're not a member of the council, so leave whenever you want." Diavolo had stated in your second week.

But yesterday, when you'd motioned to stand up, you felt two strong hands on your shoulders, pushing you back down.

"MC," You turned to look at the demonic butler, confused. "It's impolite to leave halfway through. You know that, right?"

You blinked, and mumbled an apology as the brothers and Diavolo discussed some sort of trip.

"It's fine," He murmured, running a gloved hand through your hair. "Don't let it happen again."

Walking home, there would be arguments about who would walk with you.

Last week, Asmo had won, and instead of going home, he snuck you out to go clothes shopping.

You didn't mind. He had good taste, and promised to buy you "whatever your heart desired", whatever that meant.

"Nooo, MC, don't leave!! We've still got so much stuff to do!!" He pouted, tugging on your sleeve.

"Asmo, I'm tired. We can do this again soon, okay?? Please can we go back?"

In a rare moment of broken composure, he tightened his grip on your sleeve and stared right through you.

"I don't want anyone else being around you right now. We're done when I say we're done, okay doll?" You shivered, stepping back.

"Asmo, you're scaring me..." You mumbled, and his eyes widened.

"I am! Oh, sorry poppet! Let me make it up to you!!" He pulled you in for a hug, and gently pressed a kiss to your forehead.

"C'mon, let's stop by a few more places and then we can go home. I'll make you a bubble bath!!"

It was so strange.

And it didn't stop at demons, oh no. You grimaced as you thought back to Simeon's perculiar demeanor a few days back.

"Ah, MC. There you are." Thank god, surely an angel would be a voice of reason when nobody else was?

"Simeon! Man, am I glad to see you. What's up?" "Ah, I was just wondering if you wished to come back to Purgatory Hall with myself and Luke."

You glanced around, but the tiny angel was nowhere to be seen.

"Uhh... where is he?" "Oh- I sent him to find Solomon. I'm afraid I'm not good at locating him. So what do you say?"

You nodded eagerly. You really needed a break from demons.

"Please. It's getting pretty rowdy back at Lamentation, I could do with a break." "Wonderful! Let's go immediately."

Swiftly, he hooked your arm in his, and began leading you away, which took you slightly by surprise.

"Wait, what about Luke?" "He's meeting us there. But don't worry about him- tell me how you've been, MC."

It had become suffocating. Had it always been like this?

It couldn't possibly have been. You remembered in your first few months, everyone was nice.

Kind, friendly and considerate. Ensuring that you were comfortable, and giving you the space you needed.

And then, they just... changed. More hostile towards each other, more needy, more demanding, more clingy.

It made no sense!! You wanted out of this. And one way or another, you were going to leave it all behind.

[riniackerman]

S/O IN A HORNY MOOD

renewed version

a/n: i couldnt get this outta my head for DAYS so obv i had to write then and share it w u pretties 😩😩

pairing: aot men x fem!reader

featuring: eren yeager, armin arlert, jean kirstein, erwin smith, levi ackerman 

tws: light smut, suggestive

༉‧₊˚✧ eren yeager

You were on a meeting with Levi’s squad with Commander Erwin.

You were standing next to your boyfriend Eren, both of you guys were at the back of the room, everyone’s head faced to you guys. Unlike you, Eren was focused on what Commander Erwin was saying.

You were tired and started to trail off from Erwin’s words. You eventually landed your eyes at Eren’s hand. Damn those long, slender fingers, and his veins were displayed so admirably.

The coral light shines through the window, illuminating Eren’s delicate skin. For whatever reason, you wanted his hand around your neck and stroking your inner thighs. You bit your bottom lip, moreover tip-toed, and placed your cunt onto the corner of the table.

You were standing behind Eren. His large back was hiding you from Erwin and Levi so there was no way that they could spot you. You started to roll your hips slowly against the corner of the table.

You were extremely timid about people spotting you feeling yourself in the middle of a meeting, but you couldn’t stop. Almost 3 weeks had passed since you masturbated and jerked off with Eren.

You almost lost balance so you grabbed onto Eren’s muscly arms. He flinched and turned his eyes to you. His green emerald eyes now met yours.

He blushed when he saw your red cheeks, unable to breathe properly, and your hands sweating. He traveled his eyes to your lower body. He witnessed your hip rolling gently against the table and his eyes widened.

“Wh-what are you doing?” Eren whispered into your ear, but it only turned you on even more.

“Ereh-” You softly moan out your boyfriend’s name.

He looks at you again and makes a smirk on his face. His hand eventually traveled down to your lower body. He placed his hand on your ass and slipping into your inner thigs.

He began to stroke your inner thigh, just like what you wanted. Even though you were wearing your uniform, you could still feel his rough hand stroking you. Butterflies in your stomach cuffed you so inebriating that you accidentally made a loud moan.

Making everybody turn around to you and Eren.

“You okay [name]?” Erwin’s voice aroused you up.

It made you realize what the fuck you were doing in a room with your commander and captain. You slipped away from the table and Eren’s hand.

“No-nothing! I’m just not feeling well.” You stutter and Erwin continued with his talk.

“We’ll get there later babe” Eren lowered his body so he could whisper to you.

You suddenly got bashful so you covered your face with your tiny hands. Eren patted your head and lightly spanked your ass making you smack the ass of his.

༉‧₊˚✧ armin arlert

You and Armin were having a little time off. Leaving all the works behind, you didn’t care if Captain Levi had to rush into your room at late night, scolding you for how many papers you have left. All you wanted was to be inside Armin’s arms.

It had been almost 3 weeks since you and Armin got to hang out. And finally, you and Armin decided to go to the garden located inside the castle. You brought blankets and Armin brought some drinks.

You both lay down on the blanket, feeling the soft grass underneath. You lifted your head so Armin’s arm can slide under your head and you could use his muscly arm as your pillow.

You two started to talk about the pressure Erwin and Levi is giving the 104th crew. They have been giving tons of paper works, more training times, and patrols at late nights. It would be so great to patrol with Armin at late night, But Captain Levi dismissed you off with Jean since he knew you were dating Armin. He didn’t want to see the floors all dirty the next morning. He was aware of how horny you and Armin were.

As you were talking to Armin, you tilted your head to see him. He looked so good, so handsome. His sharp nose, visible jawline, and his ocean eyes gazing at the sky.

You relaxed your hand on Armin’s abs. You stroke his abs as Armin flinched a bit. Strangely he slid the situation with a chuckle. It was odd because you would always stroke his abs when you were down to flirt, and he knows it.

“Babe” You whisper to his years. He hums as a response. You slide your hands down his abdomen. “I want you...” You hint at him by sliding your hands further. Armin’s eyes were widened and he stopped your hand with his hand.

“Here? [name], there are people nearby-” You cut off Armin’s whiny voice and kissed his neck. His weakest spot of all, he let out a little moan making you grin. “Come on, we’ll finish up real quick hm?” You let out a whiny voice. He grunts in frustration. He knew he felt horny too, but he doesn’t do stuff out in public, he was scared that people could spot you two.

All of a sudden, Armin pushed you off and his eyes were in front of yours, making you blush out. You were now down on the ground, and Armin on top of you. His legs were placed between your thigs. He gently touched your neck as he traveled down to your waist. You two shared a sloppy kiss. The cool wind breeze, the sunset, and making out with your boyfriend couldn’t make you any happier.

“Armih-” You moaned into your boyfriend’s mouth. As a response, he tightened your neck a bit stronger. He started to rub your inner thigh, making you moan out more. He wanted this, craving for this, wanting to please you for the past 3 weeks.

“I love you” He breaks the kiss by sliding his hands onto your pants, and unzipping the jeans. You grabbed his neck and kissed him passionately again.

༉‧₊˚✧ jean kirstein

You and Jean loves to share each other’s feelings with sexual interactions. You would always visit his dorm every night to make out with him, but since Levi and Erwin were giving the 104th crew a tough time with the training session, so you didn’t dare to let Jean screw you up inside and make you unable to walk the next day.

You didn’t care for the first few days but when it turned to weeks, you and Jean couldn’t handle the horniness and were eager to please each other. Furthermore, this mad commander Erwin decided to move his office next to Jean’s room, making it impossible to visit Jean’s room since there were guards in front of his office all night.

Levi had ordered the 104th crew to clean up the whole canteen area at late night. All of you cursed at him as soon as he left the canteen hall. They were all fucked up by the messed-up schedule and were pleading to go to sleep.

“[name] can you bring some more water?” Eren asked you since the empty bucket was next to you. “Ugh Eren, fine.” You accepted his request since he is more stressed out by all the people in the room. Hange made Eren turn into his titan form since she wanted to study more about titans.

“I’ll go with you. It’s late-night” A familiar voice was behind you. It was your boyfriend. Jean. You smiled at him and he took the heavy bucket from your hand. “Just don’t fuck outside you two.” Reiner jokes and Bert laughs with him. “Shut up Reiner” Jean yielded Reiner and Bert his middle finger, leaving the canteen hall with you.

You both reached the well outside the castle. It was just next to the castle wall and it was quicker to fill up the bucket. As soon as he dropped the bucket on the ground, you pushed Jean against the wall. “I’m horny” You whisper to Jean, tiptoeing to his face. Jean was tired and it was clear to see. His walk, his dirk circle under his grey eyes, and his messed up hair.

“[name] wait-” As Jean was about to talk, you cut him off by placing his large hand around your ass, making Jean smirk. You knew that smirk, it was the aspect when Jean is at his immense level of horniness. He grabs your waist with the other hand and pushes you to the wall. His big figure now covering up your small figure. All you could see was Jean’s shiny grey eyes looking down at your breast.

He started to kiss you, both of your salivas mixing up and making you both let out a moan in each other’s mouth. He carefully rests his hand onto your neck, his other hand balancing on the wall. “Umhmph Jean-” When you moaned out Jean’s name, he pressured his hands around your neck, moreover the butterflies in your stomach didn’t know how to stop.

Your cunt felt so wet as Jean’s hands were around your waist and your neck. You slid your hands to feel your boyfriend’s bulge. He flinched his hip when you stroke his clothed cock.

“[name]- not there- mhm-” Jean lets out a grunt but you kept stroking his clothed cock. As Jean was about to unbutton your shirt, a walk was reaching towards you two. Your hearing was good enough to recognize the sound, pushing Jean away from you.

“Wh-what?” Jean questioned confusedly as why you refused to make out with him. “Shhhh someone’s here” You placed your finger onto Jean’s mouth.

“What are you two doing?” Levi’s scotch voice made you and Jean jump. “Ca-captain!” Jean stumbles as Levi walks out from the castle. “Oi, are you guys making out? When I asked you to clean?” Captain Levi’s face shifted to a solemn look. “Uh- no captain, Eren wanted me to fill up the bucket with water but Jean got worried since-” As you were explaining, Captain Levi walked off “Make it faster. And Jean, do something with your dick” Levi scoffs and walks away into the darkness.

༉‧₊˚✧ erwin smith

Your boyfriend has been absurd for the past week, not letting you sleep in his bedroom, not even giving you kisses or touches. He has only been giving you piles of works, training times, and pressure.

You came across the idea of breaking up but you couldn’t lose these precious men. Making it harder to deal with this, Erwin and your relationship kept it secret, so you couldn’t brag about it to any of your friends.

Why is he acting like this? He left you horny every night alone in your bedroom, but you couldn’t do anything but miss Erwin’s touches before you went to sleep.

It has been the second week of him being like this. You finished all your paper works for today. It was 2 am. As you were about to sleep, you couldn’t stop thinking of his large fingers fucking your cunt. You miss it.

You got up from the bed, just wearing an oversized white t-shirt and tight shorts, almost making you look shortless. You walked up to Erwin’s office, his bedroom was connected with his office so you knew where he was.

You slightly crack open the door. You step into the room and saw Erwin working with his papers. I swear to god he is like this every night. Erwin looks up at you and smiles. “Hey babe, you need something?” He looks down at his papers and continues to read. Ignoring your exposed thighs and your nipple pointing through the shirt.

You walk up standing next to him. “Hm? What?” Erwin stops reading and looks up at you. “Pull out your arms and spread your legs” You order him and he obeys. Such an odd case, a commander obeying to their cadet, and you quite enjoyed it. You recklessly fall onto his chest. Straddling onto him. He scoffs out, the cuteness overloading from you.

He just left you to stay on his legs and carried on with work. Your thighs are against his waist and your clothed cunt is on his clothed cock. He definitely could feel it. He was wearing normal pants. But you feel no bulge. You wrap your hand around Erwin’s shoulder and neck. You leave out a loud sigh, making Erwin flinch.

Every time you let out a sigh, he knew something is wrong. You only sigh when you are angry or stressed out. “[name]? You okay?” Erwin carefully asks you. “Not really, my boyfriend has been denying my kisses and touches” You sarcastically respond.

“Come on [name]” Erwin sighs and got back to his papers. “Seriously Erwin, what is wrong with you? or is it me?” You bring your face in front of Erwin’s. Your legs are spread onto his abdomen. “Nothing, I’m just tired” Erwin cuts you off. “Come on, I know my commander can’t go through a week without a blowie from his little cadet” You tease him by brushing his undercut.

“[name]-” Erwin gasps at your words. You finally felt something rising against your cunt, you put a smirk on your face. You started to slowly move your hips, making Erwin stop whatever he was doing and place his hands onto your waist. “Commander Erwin it’s okay, I’ll just do it by myself- mhm” You teasingly whispered into Erwin’s ears. You wanted to tease him, you wanted your dominant boyfriend back. Both of you knew damn well that if you tease him a little bit, he would take control of you.

Erwin grunts as a response. You started to kiss his neck, his ears, and his shoulder. He wasn’t wearing any jacket so you could see his skin fleshing through his sweaty white shirt. You slid your hands into Erwin’s stomach, filling his bumpy abs. You stroke his abs while you leave marks on his neck.

Erwin tried his best to focus on his last paper, but he was too hungry for you. He had been waiting for a long time just he can see his loads of cum gushing out of your cunt non-stop. He is the type of person that will make their wish come true, giving no fuck about other’s thoughts. Just him and he always manage to get it every time.

“Erwih- I want you to fill me up” You moan out at his ears, as you fall onto his side shoulder as his cock is just getting bigger and bigger. His cock didn’t know how to stop at this point. “That’s it, I had enough. I’ve been hungering for you for the past week. I want to see my cum dripping all over your pussy.” Erwin finally lets his large hand around your ass. You two shared the most passionate kiss ever, you and Erwin making out at 2 am, at his desk, and not letting anyone know about it.

༉‧₊˚✧ levi ackerman

Knock Knock

“Who is it” Levi annoyingly answers the knock

“Your girlfriend Captain” You hum back.

“Come in then” He scoffs

You carefully open the door since it’s late at night. You sneaked out from your dorm avoiding Jean and Eren from their patrols. If they caught you, things would get tired and messy.

“Shouldn’t you be sleeping?- and what on earth are you wearing in my room [name]” As he was making his last tea of the day, he sees you wearing an extremely tight short with a crop top. You grabbed one of his jackets nearby and tried to tie it around your waist.

“I didn’t tell you to cover it” He smirks at you. You grin back and folded his jacket neatly. “Come here” As Levi sits down, he taps his thigh, asking you to come and sit on him, and you damn well know what was going to happen later tonight.

You slowly went and sat down on his thigh. You faced him while his thighs were between your legs and against your cunt, he slightly moves his thighs to tease you. You hugged him tightly, you missed his smell, his skin, and everything about him. It’s not every day you get to spend the nights with him.

“Mhm, Levi I love you” You coo at his ears, making him smile. God this man is so pretty. “Lift your legs” He orders and you follow. When you sat back down, you felt his fingers under your wet cunt. You gasped and looked at Levi’s face.

“What? You don’t like it?” Levi mocks you and you shake your head as a response. “My girlfriend is allowed to talk to me” He started to move his fingers around your clit and you flinch at every movement of his fingertip. “I- hah- Levi, I like it- please, I need more- mhmph” You fall onto his shoulder as you feel his fingers entering your bare cunt, sliding through your shorts and your underwear.

You flinched and you slipped away from your position. “Ahh Levi-!” His thick and long digits accidentally entered your wet cunt. You moan out loudly and made Levi grunt. Feeling your wet walls tightening around his digits. He started to gently move his fingers, making you hold tight to his chest and shoulders.

You started to lightly bounce on his thighs, his slender fingers reaching for your g-spot every hit. You were letting out a lusty moan that you hand to bury your face into Levi’s shoulder. “Ugh [name] you make me go crazy every time” He lifts your whole body, he lets you down onto his desk, he spreads your leg wide so he could have a clear look at your dripping wet cunt.

“So wet for me” He smiles and kneels on the floor.

[cerebrumrott]

Obey Me! Shall we Date?

Brothers and Newly Dateables x MC

Synopsis: Where their pact marks would be and how they would appear...

Lucifer

His mark would appear on your throat. Below the chin and Above the adams apple is where the sigil lies but the patterns and runes that circle it seem to trickle down your throat to your collar bones. Some even tracing up along the under side of your jaw.

You would know the mark appeared here because its his favorite part of you. He would often hide his face into your neck after a stressful day kissing along your jaw, and breathing in your scent.

It's also where his hand would most often lay, whether he be mindlessly tracing patterns into your skin, tipping your face up to his for a kiss, or holding you in place for him.

The mark is gorgeous and intricate. In direct light it appears to be a plain black though every so often it will catch the light just so to reveal the color beneath. A dazzling and heavenly blue.

When your pact mark appears he can barely keep his hands to himself. Most often when passing one another is RAD he will stop you just to take a moment to admire the mark before ushering you on your way smirking as he warns you not to be late.

Mammon

His mark will appear on the back of the neck where the skull meets the spine. Its a small and tight circle almost barely noticeable with it being faded into your hair line.

He is furious at first demanding to know why his mark is so small compared to the others and why its in such a hard to see place. He proceeds to pout to himself muttering about why it couldnt be somewhere obvious like your eyes or better yet in the middle of your forehead!

Once that was out of his system he began to truly appreciate the pact mark. He was the closest to your mind because he knew what you were really thinking sometimes without you even needing to say it. He often finds his hand coming to subconsciously rest on the back of your neck petting and massaging the mark as it also soothed him. Sometimes when he is thinking too hard he will start aggressively petting your head. It was funny the first time but the look your teacher gave you when Mammon accidentally started petting you in the middle of class was less so.

Whenever you wear hoodies or scarves he doesn't hesitate to walk up behind you and pull your hood down saying its disrespectful to cover up his pact mark and that you should be displaying it to the world. One time you shaved out a little triangle at the base of your hair line to fully expose the mark and with your hair tied up high. Mammon was just beaming with pride and joy following behind you like a love sick puppy just to stare at his mark.

Leviathan

When you made a pact with Levi you actually couldnt find it for weeks. You had cheeked every inch of your skin for a mark big or small but couldn't find anything.

That was until one day while hanging out with Levi you burnt the roof of your mouth so bad you thought the skin was peeling off. Levi worried used the flashlight on his phone to look in your mouth and let out of yelp of surprise at what he found. You also panicked thinking your mouth was now beyond saving from an all too hot bite of noodles.

No instead he had found where his pact mark lied. On the roof of your mouth was a relatively large and well detailed sigil and its surrounding runes. Interwoven between these runes were two serpents. The heads of each snake ending by your front canines the tails vanishing where your wisdom teeth should be.

It took you both weeks just to find the mark and even more so discussing why it would ever appear in such an odd place. It was one night during a TSL binge that it hit you. Levi hates touching but he loves talking with you. So of course his mark would have something to do with your mouth and since a mark can't be broken it couldnt go on your lips or near them.

At this Levi brings up the point of why not the tongue then? To that you counter its because he is a shut in and never sees the light of day. You had meant it as a joke but the dawning look on his face made you realize that is exactly why it was on the roof of your mouth.

When he kisses you he likes to drag his tongue over the mark the sensation sending sparks through his body.

Satan

His mark would appear on your outer thigh. This is where his hand would always fall when you both read together in the afternoons, or when you would sit at the table beside each other.

The mark itself is made up of sharp and bold lines that take up a majority of your leg reaching down to your knee and all the way up to your hip. The center of the mark is a deep forest green that fades away into a black. Similar to Lucifer's it too has a duo chrome effect where in certain lighting a vivid green can be seen glittering through the patterns and runes of the mark.

Satan will often find himself staring at you legs throughout the day envisioning the mark beneath connecting the two of you together. Many days he doesn't even attempt to hide his blatant stares as he longs to run his hands over the mark unhindered by cloth. Perhaps later when the two of you are back at home...

Asmodeus

His mark lies above your sternum and your heart. Asmodeus often jokes that it means you are hopelessly in love with him but the truth is that he is the one hopelessly in love. The many nights before you had made your pact where he would just dream of you. His love was not that of lust but of true and honest emotion the likes he had never felt before.

His mark is small, tightly packed in the space on the chest with the most minuscule and delicate details. The shapes and runes take on an appearance akin to that of a rose bush. Beautiful blossoms encased in a myriad of thorns protecting and guarding what lies beneath.

The thorns and vines interlaced with Asmodeus' pact mark when looked at from afar takes the shape of a heart matching the marks on his own skin.

Every time he sees the petals of his mark peeking out from a shirt of yours he can't help the way his heart fills and nearly weeps in happiness. While others may try to claim he is just oogling at your chest you both know its much more than that. Its much deeper than any of that.

Beelzebub

His pact mark is on your dominant hand. He had laughed at the time when it appeared saying it was because he couldn't think of anywhere else to place it but you both knew that demons don't choose where a pact forms. It appears in a place of significance to the both of them.

It took a week before you made the connections as to why it was your dominant hand that it appeared on. Everytime you took a drink or ate you would catch a glimpse of Beels large and chunky pact mark curling over the back of your hand and over your knuckles almost trickling down your fingers. You couldn't help but laugh almost choking on your food at the time as everyone at the table looked to you like you were mad.

Beel was all smiles as you told him about your discovery his cheeks flustered red as he too realized that was indeed a great reason as to why it might appear there. In all honesty he had been truly as clueless as you as to why it was your hand but now. Now it made perfect sense and he loved it so so much.

Beel loves his pact mark with you so much he will often just take your hand in his and press a soft kiss to your knuckles, or when he is feeling mischievous he will take your hand and drag a long lick up your arm before commenting on how delicious you are.

Belphegor

Belphegors mark forms on your non-dominant hand parallel to his twins. Though rather than drift down over the knuckles it instead crawls up the arm towards the elbow. Thin and curling lines make out the shapes of clouds that encircle the runes and sigil of his pact.

You both knew why his mark appeared here and it wasn't simply to mirror his twin much to Belphie's embarrassment. He always held your hand when he napped. It got to the point he couldnt sleep if you weren't holding his hand or petting his hair.

With your mark now on full display he doesn't even attempt to hide his need to hold your hand just walking up to you and taking it into his own even when not looking for a quick nap.

Long after you have gone to bed at night he will crack an eye open making sure you really are out for the night before carefully sitting up to take your hand into his and trace over the patterns there. You most likely would never notice but when his mark hit the moonlight just so. Brilliant white speckles like stars could be seen mixed among the markings.

Interlacing your fingers together Belphegor brings your knuckles to his lips falling asleep with your hand cradled to his face hoping to wake up still holding you.

Bonus:

Diavolo

His mark is the biggest out of all the demons. Shocker. The sigil and runes sit between your shoulder blades and the massive and intricate detailing the sprout outwards from that trails upwards and over yours shoulders and down your sides like a hug from behind. In the light it has a golden shimmer to it giving it a regal apperance.

If you have a pact with Barbatos it connects to his encircling your entire back and upper legs.

The mark appears where it does because that's where his hand is just drawn to rest on you. When he hugs you it presses there to draw you in closer, When guiding you around the castle he places it there when leading you through a door way and into another, even when just standing beside you his hand drifts to settle there.

When the pact mark appears it becomes his favorite place to kiss. Often walking up behind you and leaning down to press a quick kiss to the space regardless of the clothing in the way before smiling at you happily.

Barbatos

His mark appears on your lower back. The sigil and the runes themselves and small and concentrated into your lower back. Though the curling and spiraling patterns that extend outwards from it cover most of your lower back trailing up your spine. It even extends out and down the back of your thighs only stopping when it reaches the back of your knees.

The mark appears pure black to the naked eye but to those with magical capabilities it is a sparkling mixture of metallic blacks and sparkling blues.

If you have a pact with Diavolo the two pacts seem to blend together creating a dazzling shimmering affect of the gold and the blue/black.

He often takes the time just to appreciate the beauty of your pact mark. Asking in a soft voice before pushing up the back of your shirt to run a gloved hand carefully over the lines that trail along your spine and to your lower back.

When it is just the two of you he will place his hand on your lower back and rub small circles against the place where the mark lies reassuringly.

[threepointseven]

Home(Dinner Part 2)

Im shortening the exchange students name to S/N AKA student name

Sorry i forgot to answer the person who actually requested this @kurooandkarmaswife thank you sm for requesting! I hope you enjoy 😩

Also lets pretend you cant have more than 1 pact with a human cause yeah. If you havent read Dinner yet go read it since you’ll really only understand this if u read the first part

Fandom: Obey me!

Pairing: not really with anyone but has subtle undertones of solomon & Simeon x reader

Length: sort of long

Genre: Angst with comfort

Gn! Reader and exchange student!

Part three!

Dinner last night, was, well...pretty terrible. I ended up waking up at 2 am to the brothers STILL not home. Apparently even Diavolo had taken a liking to the new exchange student.

A day goes by and finally i get to meet the new exchange student.

Whoah

Is all i can think. I walk into the living room unnoticed as everyone is talking to the new exchange student, i wouldnt blame them.

They look incredible.

I felt a hint of jealousy wash over me. Seeing Mammon, Asmo’s and Beel’s joyful laughs as they talk to them. Their voice was ever so gentle, it’s what i imagine spring to sound like.

I tried forgetting about my distasteful thoughts of jealousy and walked over to them.

“Goodmorning!”

I called out to try and grab their attention

“Oh, MC! I didnt see you there;;”

Asmo said to me as he was taking selfies with the new exchange student

“This is the new exchange student”

Beel smiled

“Hi! My name is MC”

I happily introduced myself

“My name is S/N”

They brought their hand out and i shook it in return. Their eyes were ever so sweet, i felt the sadness come over me as i wore a soft smile.

Something tells me this wont end well.

Weeks go by as i barely get to see the brothers anymore. They’re always around S/N. I find myself longing the brothers touch. The random emergency texts i get from mammon, calls from Asmo asking me if i wanted to go to a club, Belphie always dragging me to his room to take a nap, Beel’s adorable goodnight texts, Lucifer’s complaints about work, Satan’s library dates, And levi’s rants about a certain anime he just watched.. i missed it all.

I guess i missed the warmth and the constant attention i got from them. The attention thats now being directed at S/N.

The new feeling of emptiness leads me to the Purgatory hall, a place i’ve been to quite often after S/N had won over the brothers.

I enter the room praying that i dont see S/N hogging Luke, Solomon, and Simeon’s attention....

What?

Did i just think that?

Am i that jealous?

Have i gotten so used to being in the spotlight that suddenly i become like this when not in the center?

Its an unpleasant feeling and i try to snap myself out of it as i see Simeon, Luke, and Solomon all happily seated on the couch drinking tea and eating pastries Luke made.

“MC! Hey!!”

Luke happily greets me as well as Solomon and Simeon. Im pulled to the couch as im seated next to Luke. I take a bite of the pastry and embrace the comfort of the sugary sweets.

The conversation goes on for a long time as hours go by. Soon enough the entire tray of pastries and tea are long gone.

As the clock hits 8 PM i realize ive been at the Purgatory hall for too long now. Excusing myself i go back to the house of Lamentation to be once again greeted by smiling faces and S/N laying out plates filled with food for the brothers.

The brothers quarrels, Satan’s face of annoyance, Asmo’s whining... The smell of warm food on the dinner table being handed out....

As i hide from the view of the brothers and S/N i look back to when it would to be me that made everyone dinner and calmed them down.

My chair.

My chair had been occupied by S/N,

What?

Did they expect me to sit on the floor for dinner or something?

As i slowly walked to my room i heard the deep voice of Lucifer

“Oh MC,,, sorry S/N is sitting on your spot, we thought you were gonna go to the purgatory hall for dinner tonight. We do apologize”

As i feel my throat closing up i smile and say in a bubbly tone

“Oh it’s fine! I was actually gonna go out with my friends for dinner anyways! I was just getting something from my room, i’ll be out in a sec!”

Lucifer gave me a warm smile and continued conversing with S/N

As i went to my room i started to realize the situation here. I’ve been replaced. I mean who wouldn’t replace me when the actual definition of an angel was right in front of them with their welcoming arms open.

As soon as i got to my room salty tears trailed down my cheeks,

Jealousy?

Sadness?

Anger?

Whatever the emotion was i wasn’t having it. Unlocking my DDD to be greeted by the wallpaper of me and the brothers all dressed up for a ball we went to together once. i tried to hold back my few tears as i called Solomon, a dear friend of mine.

“Hey solomon!!”

“Oh, yes MC? Is there anything you need?”

“I know i just left the purgatory hall but could I possibly stay there for the night?”

“Oh, of course! I dont exactly know why but Luke’s already whining about how you stayed for too little.”

“I’ll be right over”

I hung up the phone, my tears stopping after i heard that comforting voice of his.

That night i stayed at the purgatory hall, happily sleeping next to Luke, lulling him to sleep.

The purgatory hall became my escape. Solomon always made me laugh, Simeon always made sure i felt welcome there and Luke was practically my adopted son after how long i could stay with him.

As i went about the kitchen helping Luke make a pastry i showed him from the human world a strange feeling washed over me. The feeling of something being erased from my my soul, something was fading away. That something felt like it was piercing my soul.

I look around my body to see what it is. As i look around i see it.

My pact marks are starting to fade

I panic as i excuse myself and go back to the house of lamentation.

As i silently enter the room i hear the faint sound of the brothers, they’re discussing something.

“Cmon Satan you’ve gotta be quick! What if they find out?!”

“Removing a pact isnt that easy Mammon.”

As i listen more i realize what it is.

They’re trying to break my pact with me.

And for what exactly?

Because they want one with someone else.

That someone being S/N

It hurt. Who wouldn’t be hurt? tears flowed from my eyes in record time as i tiredly walk outside.

Devildom was a place the brothers always told me to beware of, but right now i couldnt care less.

While i walked around the town with puffy eyes and the stinging feeling of my pact marks being removed, i hear a certain group of people call my name, i look back to see Luke, Solomon and Simeon’s smiles quickly turn into frowns as they see my tears

“What’s wrong MC?!”

Luke worriedly asks

Unable to hold it in i tell Them.

“The brothers are trying to break my pact with them, they want one with S/N apparently. Im afraid i’ve been replaced by that saint..”

Solomon and Simeon’s face turn into faces of empathy while Luke’s turned quite sour

As Simeon came closer to me and pulled me close into a hugged he mumbles out a comforting phrase

“Whatever happens MC, you’ll always be welcome at the purgatory hall.”

The sentence made my stomach overflow with butterflies. I happily hug back, quickly accepting the purgatory hall as my new and improved home.

[7fckingidiots]

can u pls do what the demon bros would do if m/c wrapped themself in a blankie cocoon and just sat on the demon bros' laps like "i sleep here now goodnight."

with each post i write...lucifer becomes softer.....i am so sorry obey me fandom i am weak for him

MC Wrapping Themselves Up In A Blanket Cocoon

Lucifer

was in his office when you came into suddenly holding his entire comforter

wants to question you but before he can you just?? sit in his lap? effectively blocking his view from his desk and literally anything other than you

“MC wha-?”

“Sleep.”

“MC i’m still working...”

“Ok. I’m gonna sleep here now. Night.”

you don’t leave him any room to protest as you wrap the blanket tighter around yourself and close your eyes

he goes still not wanting to wake you

well...technically he can’t do his work like this anyways

wraps his arms around your blanketed form and lays his head against you willing no one to come into his office and see him like this

surprise! mammon does!

bigger surprise! mammon is now hung up in the hallway and you two are asleep in his room

Mammon

doesn’t even recognize you at first because you’ve wrapped yourself in all three of his blankets

he gets COLD leave him alone

thinks you look ridiculous and doesn’t hold back on teasing you

“MC what the hell are ya doing?”

You walk over to Mammon and lean against him. “Sleep. I’m...gonna sleep here now.”

Oh god he’s soft for you

Wants to hold you but his IMAGE!!! Mammon please you have no image

Your weight with the blankets eventually toppled him onto the couch

Welp, guess he’s sleeping now

“C’mon MC, open up! I need some of the blankets too.”

Levi

he’d heard you taking out the blankets from his bath tub but didn’t mind

but then you sat in his lap while he was in the middle of a game and he could barely see the monitor

Tries to adjust slightly because he doesn’t want to bother you but.......Dude......HIS GAME

“Um, uh...MC?”

“Hm?”

“Could you just move down a little more? Please?”

“Mhm. Ok, I sleep here now. Goodnight.”

now his arms are stiff bc he doesn’t want to lay them on you djdjjdjd

highkey likes sitting with you in comfortable silence! there’s no pressure to talk he loves it

makes the mistake of looking at your sleeping face mid level and loses bc oh god......MC cute what the hell

then he realizes your passed out in his lap and jumps waking you up

HE JUST COULDNT BELIEVE IT LEAVE HIM ALONE HES A SWEETHEART

Satan

was reading and saw how tired you looked when you entered his room

watched as you cocooned yourself in his blankets and moved over to him

laughs a little as you sit on top of him, putting his book down

“Comfy?”

“Yeah, I’m gonna sleep here now.”

“Of course my love, want me to read to you as well?”

“Yes please!”

i am so goddam soft for satan u will never understand

reads to you and strokes your hair at the same time so you never even had a chance of actually staying awake

he really loves the fact that you sought him out for comfort it makes him fall a little more in love with you

he still reads out loud even after he knows your asleep

when he finally reaches a nice stopping point, he places down his book and shifts so that you lay on top him

“Goodnight dearest.” He tells you while kissing your forehead.

Asmo

Finds you wrapped up in his blanket upon entering his room

is happy too see you and giggles when you make grabby hands at him

he complies, of course

“Now now, what are you doing here before me, my pet?”

You nuzzle into him. “Was tired. Missed you. I’m gonna sleep now.”

his arms immediately wrap around you tighter and he’s fight back the urge to cover your face in kisses right now

that was so cute to him what the hell

he lays down with you and waits for your breathing to even out so he can finally go and do his nightly routine

practically runs to get back to you because he misses you already

he and his room would always be open to you for whatever you needed

Beel

was raiding the kitchen when he felt your sleepy form lean into him

is confused because you don’t wrap your arms around him but when he turns around he finally understands why

your wrapped in a blanket two times your size and your eyes are barely awake

wraps his arms around you and picks you up immediately, swearing to himself he’d never let you down again

“You didn’t have to come get me MC, I was gonna come back to you.”

You nod into him. “I know...just...don’t like sleeping without you.”

ah! you’ve done it! he’s in love with you and would literally play fetch for you if you asked ok he’s in so DEEP

kisses the side of your head and the hunger he usually felt subsides, his heart suddenly racing

you made him feel wanted, and he could never thank you enough for that

“I’m gonna sleep here...is that ok?” you murmur to him, already half asleep on his shoulder.

“Of course...thank you.”

Belphie

he sleeps with so many different blankets you are NOT wrapping yourself up in all of them

so you settle for his favorite which causes him to find you first instead of you seeking him out

looks angry, he is NOT

you’re so...small like that...oh.....

this loser won’t say that tho. hey kids. BE UPFRONT WITH YOUR FEELINGS UNLIKE THIS BASTARD

groans as he pulls you into him

“I can’t believe you took my favorite one, if you wanted attention just ask.” he grumbles into your shoulder. You sigh into him, finally content and ready to sleep.

“I’m gonna sleep here now. Night Belphie.”

Yelps as you pull him to the floor.

i mean. it’s not like it’s the first time he’s slept on the floor

as soon as your eyes are closed he drops the annoyed act and brushes any hair out of your face

oh he was so WHIPPED for you and he knew it even though he’d deny it

starts whispering compliments to you and giving you light kisses

“I’m still awake Belphie.”

“No.”

“Love you too.”

[vrisrezis]

Aot x reader - Chapter 139 (spoilers obviously)

Eren

- once you realized mikasa had killed Eren, the three of you hugged and cried

- they both knew it was very rough on you

- he wanted to love you and live a normal and long life with you

- he wanted you to love him and nobody else and only think about him

- even after he’s gone

- such selfish desires he could never truly ever have

- but he did get one wish

- that you’d never move on

- it was three years after his death, exactly three years

- it was his anniversary death, mikasa was there with you, the others would join you soon

- while mikasa often encouraged you to try and go out on dates you couldn’t

- you were in love with Eren Yeager and it would always be like that

- until you finally died

Armin

- you and armin mourned Eren

- you and armin finally got married

- after dating for now 5 years it was something you finally got to do, the two of you just wanted to live like a normal couple

- while you spent a lot of time together, along with everyone else.. it was nice to just be alone with armin for once

- you loved him so much

- “do you wanna start a family?”

- as to which he’d reply, “yes, absolutely”

- you two could finally rest and live normally, and quite frankly it’s all you guys ever wanted

- you just wished Eren could’ve been there to see it

- you tried to encourage mikasa to go out and date, armin did not.. maybe it was because of what Eren told him

Mikasa

- she took erens death very hard

- she was the one that killed him after all

- you understood, they were very close

- she wanted to just live a normal life, be a wife and have kids

- so eventually you would

- and she would every so often visit Eren, even if it wasn’t all the time

- but it was his three year anniversary

- you cant believe it’s been three years since you’ve fought, since you’ve killed

- she can’t believe it either

- thank you Eren, for everything

- that’s what the both of you said a lot

- he was like a brother to you

- you couldnt imagine how mikasa felt

- your girlfriend is one strong lady

Connie

- the two of you (and Jean) really thought that was it

- and when you both got freed from being Titans, you instantly hugged eachother and cried.

- all you could do was cry

- Eren...

- the both of you forgave him of course

- the two of you still mourned over sasha quite a bit

- and you both cried seeing her again after so long

- at least you and Connie can finally relax

- “do you wanna... get married ?”

- “I mean .. sure”

- Connie and you visited everyone as often as you could, and you can see Connie slowly turn back to his normal goofy self

- it made you very happy to see him so bright again, he hadn’t been that way since Sasha was around to be honest

Jean

- the both of you thought it was the end of the line

- coming back, after just becoming Titans made you happy, but the mixed feelings you both had because of Eren

- crying seeing Sasha again

- “who you tryna impress Jean? Y/n? They already know what you look like” “shut it Reiner”

- he hasn’t been able to live a normal domestic life like he’s always dreamed of

- he takes you on dates, he does so much with you and he’s just a big hopeless romantic nowadays

- dances with you, you name it

- he just loves you so much

- he’s just glad he could spend a normal life with you finally when it’s something he prayed for

Historia

- after all that hell was over you just wanted to be with historia

- you felt bad leaving her with some random guy to cover for you while you fought out there

- but of course historia didn’t mind and understood you had a duty

- it’s been three years and it’s your daughters birthday and the both of you couldnt have asked for better

- you had a child and were happy, and you were married

- what better ending for the both of you then that?

- while she was miserable while being pregnant for a long time, she didnt realized the joy it was to have a child

- until she had the child at least

- she was glad she didn’t stay miserable and so were you

- it was the happiest moment of your lives, even if eren never got to witness it

Levi

- while it did hurt you a bit to see him in the state he was in and would be in for the rest of his life you were happy he was finally resting

- he was safe, with you, with gabi, and with falco

- nothing you could want more than that to be honest

- especially with the emotional attachment you grew to those kids

- he knew it too, you acted like such a parent to them both

- for once, despite all that he’s gone through and all that he’s lost he never lost you

- and man, he is so glad his worst nightmare never came true

- but truth be told he still gets really bad nightmares, but now he feels a lot safer

Reiner

- when he saw you again he cried and hugged you, as well as his mother of course

- he could finally introduce you both to eachother

- he went on dates with you often, but Jean always had something to say about it

- especially when you’d write him letters.. cause he’d sniff it like a creep

- he loves you though, and he’s glad he can finally be happy

- if only bertholdt was here to see it for himself

Annie

- she introduced you to her father

- something she always wanted to do actually

- living a normal domestic life with you wasnt something she ever thought could happen

- she’s happy about it though

- often you and Annie went to spend time with mikasa since she was going through a rough patch

- you and Annie eventually got married

- took awhile, she wasn’t ready but that was fine with you

- armin was happy for you both :]

- you and Annie see Reiner often too, you guys are buddies :]

- overall Annie is for once very happy

Pieck

- it has been so long since you’ve seen pieck actually get some fucking rest

- over the years this has been the best thing to happen to the both of you

- she was finally taking better care of herself

- she finally looked like she was sleeping, and had cleaned herself up and making herself just look a lot better

- she didn’t have regrets anymore, since she wasn’t dying anytime soon

- she was just there by your side living as normally as she could, which was pretty normal

- neither of you imagined this kinda life but you are both pleased

Gabi and falco

- the three of you gave eachother a big hug upon seeing eachother again

- safe and sound

- falco was relieved to see you both in one piece and not mindless Titans

- he cried a lot and so did gabi

- now you guys are older teens

- the three of you had been together for awhile but no complaints there

- the three of you did your best to take care of your dad Levi and he wasn’t displeased by how you guys dealt with it either

- he cared for you all very much and you all cared for him too

- you were just glad falco and gabi were happy, that the three of you could live long lives together like falco always wanted

[ohmytomorrowisthursday]

Until I Fall Part Six

Levi Ackerman x Fem Reader.

Eventual romance but this is a slow burn, definitely angsty and darker. It will also focus a lot on Hange, Erwin and the original scouts. Eren and the 104th training corps will be around but I’m focusing on the older characters in here. Your self insert name is ‘Azeria Becker’ pronouns She/Her/Hers. Using a name because don’t like using ‘y/n’.  

Cannon universe. I wrote this for myself but I hope that you enjoy it, too lol <3

As you stood in front of Levi on that final day, you couldnt help but remember every last moment of your time in the scouts. How had you gone from that scrawny young rookie trying to fight titans to Erwin’s right-hand soldier who overthrew the government and was about to charge to your death? It was never fair, you’d never get enough time together. Standing before him, his eyes full of the sadness of the truth, it hurt too much to say Goodbye, don’t forget me. I’ll love you forever, so instead you said the only word that you could manage to speak; Survive.

cw: imagine literally every awful/gory thing that happens in SNK. Death, violence and gore. Drinking, sex.

You can find all chapters here.

When Levi first met you in the woods that day, he was glad to have something to focus on after a long winter of trying to numb out Isabella and Furlan. It was the one wound that never seemed to heal, no matter how hard he tried. When he was outside of the gates, he always caught himself wanting to talk to the two of them about how vast the forests seemed, and how no matter how far they wandered from the walls, the edge of the world never came. When he'd make his kills that same spiteful anger filled him the way it did when he saw his two friends bodies lying in the field. And the worst of it; when he finally had any moment of peace away from the fighting, the soldiers, the work; any time he'd lay down the grief seemed to drown him. There was no escaping this nightmare, and every sleepless night filled him with pain and heartache that never seemed to dissipate.

So, when he did meet you it felt like something that could fill the void; something that could help keep him away from thinking about any of it. At first, he didn't think much of you. You were just a rookie and it showed; you lacked the quick pace it would take to get anything done, but you were determined and honest. Levi had grown up in the biggest human shithole on earth. You needed to know when you looked in someones eyes if they were honest or if they were about to pull a fast one on you. When he looked into yours, he knew you were an honest person. It reminded him of Furlan.

You picked up fast. It seemed like every day he was having to work harder to push you, and he actually started enjoying it. He wasn't sleeping anyways, so  training at least gave him an excuse as to why he was up in the earliest hours of the morning. You were funny, too. Sarcastic, blunt and he found it amusing when you'd get frustrated; your hair all messy from flying in the trees and your cheeks rosy with exhaustion, cursing at him and ready to try again. Soon, he found himself looking forward to his early mornings with you. He couldn't ever truly admit it to himself though; Any day now we'll be off on another expedition, and who knows if she'll be alive in a month. There was no point in making new friends, especially if they were inexperienced in fighting titans and could die any day.

Just as he suspected, Shadis was planning another expedition outside the walls. Erwin was relaying the plan to the squad. It was still early in the days of the smoke signal guns that he had been developing for the squad and he wanted to use them on this upcoming expedition.

"How will these smoke signals do anything but waste time that could be spent on killing the scum?" Levi asked. It didn't matter to him whether they used the guns or not; he'd kill them all just as he had in every expedition prior. He just hated the idea that others might get hurt if they lose precious seconds on something that wasn't guaranteed to work.

"It will work so that those who aren't as fast as you can be prepared to strike at any second. I believe that this will give us the chance to save lives," Erwin assured. He was always so sure, and Levi couldn't figure out why.

Erwin scanned Levi's face, seeing that he was still dissatisfied. "I assure you that this will give even the worst scout a higher chance of survival than before. At worst, it doesn't affect our performance as a squad at all. At best, we increase our ability to kill titans and spare lives. I'm willing to make that gamble."

Tch. Erwin wasn't going to back down.

"Fine," Levi reluctantly replied, "I'll try it"

Later at dinner, Erwin joined him. Levi could tell that something was on his mind; the air was always different.

"I'm surprised the Commander wants to go on another expedition already. Look at all of these soldiers, they just got their strength back after losing so many and here we are throwing them to the wolves once more."

Levi  scoffed, "It's wouldn't be my idea if I were him. But I'm sure those morons in the interior are pushing for results."

"Not surprising in the slightest," Erwin replied, "The king want's that land. Can you imagine how much more food we can grow if we can claim even a little of that space out there?"

"I'm sure we still wouldn't see a drop of it. All that's produced will just be brought back to the interior so they can get fatter and lazier than they already are." Levi sipped his tea, saddened that it was already starting to cool.

"Are you ready to go out there again?" Erwin asked. Levi almost laughed, "Hey, don't humour me, of course I am. I just don't know about the rest of them."

Erwin paused. "I've noticed that you've been training early in the morning?"

Ah, so that's what he wanted to talk about. It felt like both a question and a statement, and it somehow made Levi feel annoyed to be asked about it.

"I have been." He finally answered. Erwin had an amused look on his face, like he already knew the answer to ever question he hadn't asked yet.

"With who?"

Why do you fucking care, Levi thought.

"New recruit. She asked me to help her practice maneuvering with ODM gear," Why did Levi feel so embarrassed and annoyed answering Erwin? Levi's brows furrowed and he felt like he wanted to disappear. Why did he care so much about Erwin asking about you? He could feel Erwin's face becoming more amused. Shut the fuck up, he thought.

"Which recruit?" Erwin asked. His tone didn't seem to care too much but Levi could see in his eyes that Erwin was curious.

"Azeria Becker. First expedition was the last and she had two assists" Levi tried to make any sound of emotion in his voice disappear.

"Not bad for a first expedition," Erwin remarked, "Is she any good?"

"She graduated at the top of the trainees. She's quite skilled with the ODM gear, but she can hesitate in making decisions." Levi sipped his tea. It was cold now.

Erwin's eyes focused on the soldiers sitting across the room, "She sounds like someone who would benefit from the signal gun system. I want her to join us on the next expedition. If a new recruit can work the new system, it will be proof to me that the guns can benefit the scouts," He looked at Levi, "And if the system is ineffective, she will be in the hands of the best squad in the corps."

Levi's first thought was NO. It was too important of a squad, and even if you were good, he wasn't confident that you wouldn't get hurt. That would mean he'd be distracted worrying about you. On the other hand, he couldn't imagine a safer place than on Erwin's squad. There was no way anything would happen on Erwin's watch, he didn't make gambles lightly. He almost liked gambling just to spite Levi and finally say, "I told you so" once the dust had settled. It was an impossible choice, but the look in Erwins eyes said trust me, and so he did.

"Fine," Levi was trying to hide all of the emotion in his voice, "I'm warning you now, though, that brat is mouthy."

Erwin let out a laugh.

Shit Azeria, why you? Why now? Levi rolled his eyes.

part seven

[blackstar95]

The Brothers reaction when MC slaps their ass

Lucifer

As usual, Lucifer listened to some classical music and poured himself a glass of wine to relax a bit.

Once he was done, he brought the glass to his lips and took a sip, savoring the taste.

"Mhm," he hummed to the sound of the melody and blissfully closed his eyes, enjoying the quiet moment he was having.

Much to his dismay, you entered his office without making yourself noticable.

Now dont get me wrong, he loves enjoys your company.

But not when your main goal is to tease him.

An thats exactly what you were doing.

You grinned mischievously as you slowly crept up to him, his back turned to you.

Since he was in his own state of mind, he didn't noticed anything.

That was until you reached your hand out.

In that milisecond, Lucifer's senses were tingling and his eyes shot open, turning around as fast as lightning.

But it was too late.

He only watched as your right hand colided with his left buttcheek, giving it a good squeeze afterwards.

Lucifer jumped and just stared at you in shock, processing what just happend.

And you just stood there with an empty expression, your eyes starring at your palm.

"Wow, your butt is actuallly softer than I thought".

Lucifer furrowed his brows in anger and shook his head.

"MC".

"Yeah?" You asked, looking up at him innocently.

Lucifer had that closed eyed smile with an dark aura surrounding him.

"Now, what made you think this was an good idea, MC?".

You shrugged and slowly walked backwards, shivering nervously "I dont know.. I was just curious?"

"Curious?" He met up with your steps and tilted his head to the side, his smile never leaving

He became dangerously close, making you more nervous than you already are.

You felt your back hitting the wall and your eyes widened.

Oh lord...

Lucifer slammed his palm beside your head, caging you.

You flinched and looked to the ground, feeling suddenly so tiny under him.

Lucifer cupped your cheek and made you look back up at him, a sadistic smile on his lips.

"Such inappropriate behavior should be punished, MC"

I leave the rest up to your imagination.

Mammon

Mammon was walking beside you as always, being practically attached to your hip (nothing new).

You guys were at R.A.D on your way to the cafeteria, since it was break time.

The greedy demon beside you rambled about that new scheme to make money, and you once again had to talk him out of it.

"Ya! It aint a dumb idea!" He protested.

"It is Mammon. Just think about Lucifers reaction and the consequences," you shook your head "Want to hang from the ceiling that bad?".

Mammon only scuffed, turning his head to the side.

You glanced over to him and noticed a visible pout on his lips, making him look like a child.

"Hey, Mammon".

"Hm?" He looked over at you "What's up?".

You raised your hand and reached over for his bottom, smiling sweetly at him.

"Cheer up".

He was about to question you, but before he could even start his sentence, you cutted him off with a real loud smack on his ass.

Mammons stopped dead in his tracks and his eyes widened in shock "W-what?".

Once realisation kicked in, his face flushed in an intsant.

"O-oi, human! Whats the big deal slappin' my butt like that?!". He yelled at you, looking like a fricking tomato.

You couldnt help but let out a few chuckles, highly amused by his reaction.

"Ya! It aint funny!"

Thanks to his loud voice, the whole hallway now knew what just had happened.

Leviathan

Leviathan walked down the stairs to the dining room.

He was really excited because he finally got his hands on the new Ruri-chan merchandise that came out.

"Woaah! I cant believe I got that limited edition figurine!, its SO rare and the new outfit- its just soo angelic-"

Levi being caught in his own ramblings didnt noticed that you were walking beside him.

"And that new hairstyle! I cant believe Ruri-chan could get even more cuter than she already is-"

"Say Levi, to who'm are you talking to?"

"WAh!", Levi jumped slightly at the sound of your voice and almost tripped over his own foot.

"Wha- MC!? How long have you been here!?"

You smiled at him and grabbed his shoulder for support, preventing him from falling down the stairs.

"There there, calm down. I didnt heard much".

Levi let out an sigh of relief and turned to you.

"Yeah right, I mean who would want to listen to an yucky otaku like me?".

You facepalmed in your mind and sighed, he really needs more confidence.

Leviathan kept walking and pitying himself, mumbling random stuff.

He has such a negative mindset.

You walked up behind him not thinking much.

But then you stared at his head and then his back,

Eventually your eyes landed on his bottom.

You smirked to yourself as you just ran past him, giving his butt a hard and loud smack.

Levi yelped in surprise and stood still, overwhelmed with what just had happened.

His hand grabbed his right buttcheek and rubbed it, being too shocked to react.

You turned around and waved at him. "Damn Levi, you really got an nice butt there! Im soo jealous!"

You then disapperaed in the dining room.

Levis brain needed a whole minute to process what just had happened.

And then he became a stuttering mess.

"M-M-MC! W-what was that now?!, h-hey wait!" He hid his flushed face behind the back of his hand as he stumbled after you.

Ngl he was kinda happy you touched him.

Satan

Satan was on kitchen duty, cooking his curry.

He invited you to join and help, so you guys could spend some time together.

And theres no way you would ignore that chance.

So here you were beside him, giving him the ingredients he asks for and making some small talk.

"Did you know that Beel almost ate my hair in his sleep?" You sighed "Im lucky im not bald".

Satan glimpsed at you and raised his eyebrow, shaking his head, "His hunger really doesnt know its limits".

He looked up, "Well speaking of sleep, I had an unpleasant dream last night."

You handed him the spoon and nodded "What was it about?"

Satan sighed, "Beel ate too much and grew to be a giant. He then ate the House of Lamentation, leaving the rest of us homeless".

You laughed, "Why do I have a feeling that could actually happen?"

Satan frowned "He already eats plates, its only a matter of time until he starts eating the walls".

You chuckled, intending to jokingly slap his arm.

But since you werent focused on what you were doing, you didnt notice how your slap landed right on his butt.

Satan dropped the spoon he was holding and looked at you with wide eyes.

"What are you doing?"

You turned to him with an confused expression "Did I do something wrong?"

Satan cocked an eyebrow and leaned his head to the side "You just slapped my butt".

Now its your turn to look at him with wide eyes. "I did what now?".

Satan didnt knew if you were joking or not, and it was kinda ticking him off.

"My butt. You slapped it".

"No I only slapped your arm- ohh wait..." you chuckled.

"What is so funny?" He asked you with furrowed brows.

"Sorry Satan, I wasnt focusing on what I was doing and accidently slapped your butt instead of your arm," You shrugged "My bad".

Satan nodded and turned back to what he was doing "Next time be more careful, or I will return the gesture".

You smirked and leaned over to him "I wouldnt mind that".

He will remember that.

Asmodeus

Asmo was having a mid-life crisis.

He was on one of his diets, because his waist gained 1 millicentimeter.

You assured him that a little more weight always looks good and healthy but he wont listen.

So here you were infront of him, eating one of his favorite Cupcakes.

"MC darling, why do you have to torture me like that?"

He whined "Its not faair!"

You just shrugged "I have another cupcake left for you, but since you're on your little 'diet' I will give it to Beel."

He sighed and dropped his head on the table "Does my pain bring you pleasure?".

You frowned "I-"

Asmo gasps and sat back up straight. "Dont tell me your into that stuff?, Wow!"

He smiled and wiggled in his chair.

You sighed and shook you head "Asmodeus, stop".

He pouted "You're no fun..".

After some time you finally finished the cupcake and Asmodeus had reached his limit.

He watched as you stood up and walk towards to the kitchen.

"Wait, what are you doing?" He also stood up and followed you.

"I will bring the cupcake to Beel-"

"No, wait!" he grabbed your wrist and stared at you.

You looked back at him "What is it, Asmodeus?".

He glimpsed to the side "I dont want him to eat my cupcake.."

You clicked your tounge and pulled him towards you, making him stumble to the side

"What are you doi- AH!" He moaned yelped in surprise as you slapped his ass.

"Just eat that damn Cupcake. Its not like you will gain 10kg from it".

He blushed "Oooooh MC! That really made me excited! How harsh you pulled my wrist-"

You just let go of him and left the room.

"MC where are you going?, you cant just leave me here!"

Beelzebub

Beelzebub asked you to keep him company while working out.

And of course you said yes.

So now you sat there, on the bench with a towel in hand, enjoying the view infront of you.

Beelzebubs biceps flexed as he lifted weights, and his white tanktop was drenched in sweat, making it transparent.

His abs showed through the fabric and you blushed.

How can this man be so big and muscular?

You blinked when he stopped his workout and laid the weights back down.

He grabbed his bottle from the floor and drank from it, taking big gulps.

You decided to stand up and walked over to him.

"Hey, Beel"

Beel lowered the bottle from his mouth and smiled at you "Hey, MC!"

You smiled back, and held the towel in your hand out to him, "Here take this".

"Thanks" He nodded at you and grabbed it, wiping the sweat on his face away.

"So, how is the workout going so far?" You asked couriously.

"Im still warming up" he replied.

You blinked, Still at warming up, huh?.. impressive.

"But im starting to feel hungry..." Beel pouted.

You laughed "You can do it Beelzebub, I believe in you".

He blushed and smiled at you "Thanks, MC!"

So cute.

You nodded and patted his shoulder "Sure".

Beel proceeded to start his warm up again, starting with some sit-ups.

But you had other plans.

"Beel wait!" You ran up to him.

He stopped what he was doing and looked over at you "What is it, MC?"

Before he could fully turn his body to you, he felt a stinging sensitation on his butt.

He looked at you startled, now realising you slapped it.

"Wow Beel, your buttcheeks are pretty hard.. are they made of iron or something?" You hold your hand up to your face.

Beel blushed slightly, not knowing what to do or say.

You just shrugged and turned around, marching towards the bench you were sitting on.

But suddenly, you felt a light clap on your own butt.

You gasped, "What-, Beel?!" You looked behind you and saw him standing there, smiling.

"Your butt feels really soft and nice, MC". he chuckled, "Is that a human thing to do?"

"Beel no-"

Belphegor

Belphegor was taking a nap in the attic, skipping the student council meeting.

And since you were coming late to the meeting due to some complications, Lucifer ordered you to search for Belphie and bring him there along with you.

And thats how you ended up infront of the attic, clearly annoyed.

"Belphegor," you spoke as you opened the door "I know you're in here".

The youngest brother laid on the bed, snoring and cuddling into his cow pillow.

You walked over to him and shook him "Hey Belphegor! Wake up!"

He stirred in his sleep and furrowed his brows.

Eventually he opened one eye and glimpsed at you. "What is it?"

"Lucifer wants me to bring you to the council meeting" you explained.

"Too bad, I wont go" he closed his eyes again. "Why dont you join me?"

"No," you shook your head, "Please, stand up".

He groaned "No, I dont want to go".

Thats it

You grabbed Belphegor by his arms, and turned him on his stomach.

His eyes shot open "Dah! W-what, hey-"

You raised your hand and slapped his ass, the sound of it echoing through the room.

Belphegor jumped and sat up straight, looking at you in disbelief.

"What was that for?!" He blushed

"You should stand up," you crossed your arm over your chest "I asked you nicely but you wont listen".

"Alright..," He closed his eyes "I will go"

You nodded "good"

But before you could turn around, Belphegor grabbed your wrist and laid you over his lap, his hand resting on your butt.

You blushed when you realised what he was doing,

You tried to escape, but his grip on you was too tight.

"Heheh," he chuckled "Time for payback".

"B-belphegor-" you were interrupted by his hand squeezing your left cheek slightly, making you shiver.

Belphegor raised his hand and striked an direct slap on your butt.

He expected you to squeak cutely, but instead a loud moan left your lips.

You quickly sat up and covered your mouth, an massive blush on your face.

Belphegor stared at you with wide eyes,

But after a few seconds he smirked.

"Didnt knew you're into that stuff," he teased you "Im not complaining though".

You just hid your face in his shoulder, too embarassed to look up "Dont tell anyone about this..".

Belphegor chuckled and patted your head "I wont, that would ruin the fun".

He will still tease you about it tho, but just when you guys are alone.