#lets kill em meme

[lucydoodlessometimes]

anyway. is this anything

[antiloquist]

Playing Lethal Company with randos when you're 20+

[dutybcrne]

I have seen the hc of Dottore being Clervie Bio dad bc of the ties he and Crucabena had and I just dkjfbgfkfh

[dancingdcrks]

tag dump / blog-centric stuff

🐢🗡 // stick it in your shell / ic

🐢🗡 // if we told you; we'd have to kill you / musings

🐢🗡// who are you calling impulsive and overemotional?! / about

🐢🗡 // an all you can beat buffet! / likes / aesthetics

🐢🗡 // don't give bad orders; and i won't second guess 'em / music / playlist

🐢🗡 // i always thought the future of ninjutsu was taller / dash commentary

🐢🗡 // it literally hurts to listen to you sometimes / starter call

🐢🗡 // so what if I got a temper? i’m still the best fighter we’ve got / visage

🐢🗡// let's trash the place / answered

🐢🗡// that's adorable and sad ; it's ‘sadorable’ / open

🐢🗡// yes; that's why we're laughing; because you sound nothing like that / drabbles

🐢🗡// unmotivated bursts of anger is kinda my thing / ooc

🐢🗡// i was just having some fun / memes

🐢🗡// we've never gone into a fight like this and i don't know what's gonna happen / psa

🐢🗡// i'll never be cruel again; just leave me alone / wishlist

🐢🗡// hey; the stealth bike's my thing / self promo

🐢🗡// if you love it so much; why don't you marry it / promo

🐢🗡 // v / the secret of the ooze made the chosen few / main

🐢🗡 // v / i wanna fuck the world ; i wanna make it hurt / vampire

🐢🗡 // v / teenagers scare the living shit outta me ; they could care less as long as someone’ll bleed / foot

🐢🗡 // v / just a little something up ahead ; i’m dreaming of being human / human

🐢🗡 // v / we tried the world; good god; it wasn’t for us / future

🐢🗡 // v / the world has changed. it's a neverending wasteland now / mutant apocalypse

[lcveblossomed]

@offier asked: 🎲 Jolene and Abigail (A sleepy kiss)

Jolene doesn't know what time it is but she wakes up. While leaving Sunnyvale had stopped most of the nightmares they weren't all gone. Getting away from the curse didn't get away from the trauma so she did this some nights. She rolls over and looks at the clock she could go back to sleep now or she could go check on the kids. They were having just as hard a time adjusting. A nice life small town a quiet life without... the complications of the Goode name. She goes to check on them all baby first then Elizabeth and finally Henry. She knew they were okay she really just wanted to do that for her own piece of mind.

Once she knows they're okay she makes her way back to bed. Abby stirs and she just leans over giving her a kiss. "It's just me- just me Jolene. I got out of bed to go get some water all good." She says quietly before putting an arm around Abby trying to close her eyes and fall back asleep. Everything was fine they were going to be just fine. "Go back to sleep if the baby knows we're awake too long she'll keep us up all night." She whispers quietly with a little smile.

[wormjuiceblog]

folks, it's looking like that first option may be more real than we wanted to believe.

goodbye, goodbye, goodbye..

you were bigger than the whole sky.. 😔

if you want my opinion, im hoping for third.

[misteria247]

Stanley and Ford are the meme of "Let me kill for you, please let me kill for you" while the other party is like "No don't do that prison ain't worth it" this can both ways or a secret third option "If you're gonna kill em let me help"

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Shits Annual Old Inventory Sale (oops this shoulda been done during spring)

So with the arrival of our foster dog, my executive dysfunction has FINALLY taken a critical hit, which means I can get working towards shit I've been trying to deal with since February!

(ie killing old inventory and designing/releasing new pieces)

Doing a 30% off sale for these prints that are either a) going to be taken fully out of rotation or b) going for a bit of sabbatical before I redesign them to look significantly cooler/up to scratch with my current abilities

When these bad boys are gone, they are GONE. If you dm me for custom requests to buy a dead print I'll do so for you but the general listing will die when inventory is out. I've hyperlinked the shop listings to their bolded titles.

First Paragraph of My Immortal - now I THOUGHT I'd purged my home of these prints LAST year but there are STILL FOUR STRAGGLER SETS LEFT that I found underneath some old renn faire gear in pristine condition so. Here they are. On sale. I wish to be free of my curse

Naval Seal Copypasta - Ahhh old friend, it has been a journey, for you are a meme of such tenure older than even the porn ban and one of my first designs, but today I free you. There are 2 copies of the first page only and 9 copies of the full three piece set remaining, I submit you to the void

Man Hook Hand Hook Car Door - To be honest, it's 2023 and this one has never been a super popular piece in the first place, and with 7 prints left I thought it best to let her go for the sake of space

Penis - I put wayyyyy too much hutzpah designing this piece in the first place and getting prints of it done cleanly were weirdly difficult, so I'm just gonna be cutting and running on this piece - props to anyone who can find allllll of the dong jokes I've tried to weave into the piece tho! There's 10 prints left, and out of those one is a weird and fucked up misprint with which i will be including a free sticker just for funsies

Limerick Rolled- This is a sabbatical one, I designed it years ago with MUCH less experience than I have today re: text spacing and would like to put her under a redesign. There are only 2 of these bad boys left, and I'll try to get her redesign up with all the others when I release 'em.

Do Good Recklessly - Another sabbatical design, I'd like to neaten this one out and rework the illumination a bit more cleanly. There's 8 prints left in my supplies, and I'll also try to get the redesign out with all the new print designs I've got planned for this summer

[nyoomfruits]

for the ask meme: 5 + 68, landoscar!

THANK YOU TO @ocontraire FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH THIS ONE <3

bar/restaurant au + heroic sacrifice

It's the calm before the storm, that small moment right after family meal and right before their first reservations, tables all set and silverware shined. Lando's standing in front of the bar, double checking the reservations, while Oscar's behind it, cutting a lemon.

"How's the apartment coming along?" Lando asks, when he's made absolutely sure all reservations have a corresponding table. "Managed to find a couch yet?"

Oscar wrinkles his nose, tosses the ends of the lemons and sweeps the rest into an ingredient container next to the limes and the maraschino cherries. “Logan thought he found one but when we went to look at it,” he shudders. “There were stains, Lando. Stains. Questionable ones.”

“Oh, yikes.” Lando mimics a retching motion. “Well, have to keep looking then I guess.”

Oscar hums, grabs a glass and fills it with water, two ice cubes, and a singular slice of lemon, places it in the exact spot Lando always keeps his drink, hidden out of sight from the rest of the restaurant by the coffee machine. When Lando raises an eyebrow at him Oscar sighs, and adds a pink straw. “We were planning on doing a thrift store run on Sunday but Zak gave me the opening shift, so.”

Lando drops the pen he’d been fiddling with. “Zak did what?” He asks.

Oscar shrugs, a dismissive little motion that Lando learned long ago to not actually dismiss. “It’s fine, it’s just this once. Bella has this family thing, so.”

“No,” Lando says, “no, he can’t do that to you. You hate the morning shift.”

Oscar rolls his eyes. “We all have to do things we don’t like as much sometimes.”

“Yeah, but,” Lando frowns. “Last time it took you weeks to recover. Months! You do realize you have to get up at 7am right?”

Oscar looks at him, bemused. “Lando, seriously. I’m fine. And it wasn’t months. It was two days max. I’m just not a morning person, I’ll live.”

“No, no, no, do not worry. I will relieve you of your duties. I will fall on this sword for you. For you are my brother in arms and I have sworn to protect you with my life,” Lando’s reached over the bar to grab Oscar by the shoulders, and Oscar’s face is doing some kind of crossover between fond and exasperated.

“That’s sweet, Lando, really. But I’m fine.”

“For death,” Lando says, completely unfazed. “For glory. For brotherhood. Fear not, my beloved. I will save you from these atrocities.”

Oscar pinches the bridge of his nose. “We’re not even. I’m not your beloved, Lando.”

Lando perks up, smiles. “But you could be,” he says, winks.

“Sure,” Oscar says, dubiously. “Anyway, really, I’m fine. One morning shift won’t kill me.”

“No, no, no, let me do this for you. Just promise me one thing,” Lando says, still dead serious. “If you have children someday, if they point to the pictures, please tell them my name. Tell ‘em how the crowds went wild. Tell ‘em how I hope they shine.”

“Okay, now you’re just quoting Taylor Swift at me,” Oscar says throwing up his hands, making Lando’s hands drop off his shoulders.

Lando pouts at him. Oscar frowns. Lando pouts harder. “Fine,” Oscar relents, shoulders sagging. “Fine you can have your weird heroic sacrifice or whatever you want to call it. Take my Sunday morning shift.”

“Yay,” Lando says, beaming brightly. “Think of me, when the sun falls behind the heavens. I’ll go tell Zak.”

“Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated, you absolute dumbass,” Oscar drawls after him, as Lando skips off in search of Zak. With his back turned, Lando misses the ridiculously fond, endeared smile Oscar sends after him.

[lakesbian]

💝 for Rachel (for the ask meme)

💝 A headcanon about their love language

yeah these are def just shaping up to be analysis of canon vs. headcanons for most of 'em because we already have interesting canon answers for a lot of these questions but that's ok because that's fun too. this is gonna be a bit messy bc i'm real tired but anyway:

the long and short of it is that she's a dog. she loves like a dog. and i love how that behavior interacts w/ the specific way taylor is fucked up. it is So meaningful and compelling. taylor is for the most part absolutely incapable of admitting or even noticing when something has hurt her, let alone reaching out for support. she's very similar to brian in the sense that people verbally acknowledging that she's upset (generally synonymous with 'weak' in her mind) is intolerable to her, because ignoring and repressing that emotion is critical to her ability to force herself to stay standing & push herself thru the agony to achieve what she wants to achieve. there's this moment during the echidna fight where she sees wards verbally checking in w/ each other and she thinks that she's glad that her team would never ask if she's okay because she wouldn't be able to stop from breaking down if they did.

and the thing abt rachel's love language is that she's Direct About Everything All Of The Time Forever because she doesn't know how not to be. but it's not in a "asking if someone is okay" way, because even that is a level of indirectness, of giving someone the option to say "yes" and reject comfort! she instead directly notices when taylor isn't okay, and moves straight to offering comfort without forcing taylor to experience the weakness of admitting that she needs it. she's not great with words--she frequently feels frustrated by not knowing how to communicate what she wants to communicate--so instead she shows love through simple, blatant acts of physical affection, devotion, and trust. she's the equivalent of a big ole dog that just silently huffs and climbs into your lap when you're sad, and you can't do a damn thing about it because you're getting cuddled now and that's just how it is. she doesn't force taylor to acknowledge the situation to her, she simply notices when taylor needs a hand to hold and very firmly grabs taylor's hand. she's silently, unobtrusively understanding. she sees things as they are, and responds not with social niceties, but with firm and direct kindness. if you start crying while she's sitting next to you, she won't make a big deal out of it, she'll just keep sitting next to you. and that's exactly what taylor needs--affection and comfort sans expectations for her to have any sort of coherent explanation or conduct.

the devotion & trust is also Sooo. auugh. ough. when taylor turns herself into the PRT and she's unquestionably faithful that taylor has a plan, regards everyone else like they're idiots for having even the slightest sliver of doubt in her. during gold morning, when she willingly steps into taylor's field of control, saying that taylor is smart & to let her do what she needs to do. there's this moment during the behemoth fight that i think a lot about where rachel says "you have a plan" in response to taylor, y'know, having a plan, and taylor sort of confusedly reads it as smug & then satisfied without really grasping why. and the reason why is that rachel has put up with so much social bullshit she doesn't understand--the way the undersiders interact w/ her, coil, the prt--and taylor, without fail, has made things make sense. she's the only undersider to successfully speak to rachel on terms she fully understands, the one to kill coil, the one who soundly trounces the heroes every time. whenever things are confusing or scary or nonsensical, taylor, smart and strong taylor, fixes them with her plans. the earth is cracking and coming apart around them, because There's A Fucking Kaiju, but it's okay, because taylor is there, and rachel knows taylor will always make sure things turn out alright. genuinely doglike levels of unquestionable devotion, where there are ways she understands taylor more intimately than anyone else on the planet, and there are ways she can never understand taylor, but she still unquestionably trusts her enough to place her life in her hands. taylor even remarks that rachel trusts her too much when she steps into her radius during gold morning--and the reason that rachel trusts her too much is because she trusts like a dog trusts their person. i've seen ppl say that taylor is rachel's dog, but no, rachel is 100% taylor's dog. she loves that girl like a dog would. it rocks. autism forever.

[harknessdoll]

Final Agatha all along spoilers y'all!!

First of all, Alice???

Ome she's awake, and Rio??

Damn she's hot, lady death take me anytime.

Rio gigging and laughing.

No, Alice, don't cry girl....

Jen.....I'm so sorry....she's gone.....

Already got tears in my eyes girl. Does that mean cry count to 3?

Agathario moment.

The bodies are really piling up.

"You're a big girl" sjajsjks??

Agatha....don't cry....baby girl...

"Agatha's ex is death" yeah she is teen

"I can arrange that" oo girl

"and when I die, I don't wanna see your face" .....damn....

Oh fuck we stabbing things now, almost breaking the fourth wall.

Jen and teen friendship?

"Ouch"

"pls your last name is a vegetable" bahahah

Agatha falling over their shoes.

Girly get your magic back.

Oh fuck she's pissed. Get mad at me too.

Oh shit, the body bags, the last trial! Oooo!

"don't steal her struggle"

"my basement"

The way she's just sitting in the bag and not really getting up at first. And ooh she found her emotional support locket.

"I'll be damned if I let you two idiots die" get em Jen!

Agatha bound Jen???

"Jen, that is my hair"

"ooo atta girl, say it like you mean it"

Jen has her magic!!!!!!! Ooooh pink yessss girly let it all out.

Jen....no!!! Jen.....Jen......

Crying again.

If Agatha does I will sob

"no billy, sometimes....boys die..."

The locket again....

The plants growing.....

Rio!!!

"congratulations my love!"

"you're coming with me!"

God, Rios evil laugh is everything!

"and you loved me! You are a coward!"

"why don't you want me?!" Pls I'm gonna cry

Oh shit she got launched!

Billy!! He made it!!

"you look good, you don't!"

She got her purple back!!

She stopped the magic!

Rios powerful as all hell though

Agatha/teen friendship...

"it should be me..."

Noooo plsss Agatha plsss no

"you're the only one who thinks so"

Crying again, so being even.

"what can I say, I'm a covenless witch"

"is this how Nicky died....." Oh my lord...

Well....we got the kiss.....

Agatha..........noooo.......my love....

Sobbing sobbing

Rio with the skull is hot tho

But I'm sobbing sobbing sobbing sobbing...

I'm mentally not going to be okay for the next few business days...

Episode 9 now

Agatha Rio flashback

"Pls my love, please let him live"

"I can offer only time"

Nicky, omg their son, "you I made from scratch"

Agatha as a mom....omg I'm still sobbing....

Nikolas scratch.... Omg I'm gonna sob...

And then she stole their powers I assume.

"mama, why do you kill witches?" He's so innocent.

"use your purple"

Down down down the road.

Rios back for nicky.....noooo....she's taking him away....

Sobbing, once again....

I'm not having fun right now...

Agathas original coven...

She of course steals their power, just like what she tried to do in the beginning.

And she keeps doing it, bringing more and more bodies.

The outfits ate though...

I miss them all already...

Agatha ghost!!! Omggggg Agatha! I don't have to sob!

"the road wasn't real until you made it real"

"yes the gardening lady" plsss she still doesn't use her name.

Also I see the trans lives matter flag

And Jen! Jen!! Jen!!! She lives!!!

The way Agatha's following him haha

"I'm banishing you" no billy don't you dare do that.

Awwwww......she got her locket back....

"when you say things like that, you remind me of him"

The names in the floor.... One door closes and another one opens...

Let's go find tommy!! The adventures of Billy and ghost Agatha!

Thank y'all so much for sticking with me in these last few moments, and if you stuck this far down to read, I appreciate you more than you know. I will continue to update with fanfics, memes and whatever. But thank you for following my journey with me. While I document the show. I appreciate everybody I have made friends with in this community and I hope to make a lot more. Love y'all! 💜💚✨🫶

[mars-ipan]

Is every character in Danganronpa assigned a fruit? Like a 🍎🍉 fruit. Hajime has oranges, Komaeda has cherries (though I think that's just you??) and the anon's guy has grapes.

komaeda being cherry coded is just a me thing yeah. i’m right though

i WISH every character in dangan had a fruit assigned to them but nah. foods i know of that are associated with certain dangan characters are as follows

makoto- eggs. bc na-eg-i

aoi- donuts. bc obviously

kyoko- cup ramen. i can’t explain this one to you bc it involves a spoiler but you’ll understand when you see it

hajime- oranges, specifically orange juice. bc he holds orange juice in a single cg. he HAS a canonical favorite food it’s kusamochi (and he hates sakuramochi) but NOBODY talks about this it’s always orange juice this orange juice that

nagito- i have my cherry thing but for a bit there was a meme in the fandom to associate nagito with bagels due to a bit a let’s player did with him. if anyone says the phrase “hope bagels” to me i will kill them. alternatively- oats. i do not have the mental capacity to discuss komaedalovemail with you tonight bc i am Afraid of komaedalovemail so we’re leaving it at that

hiyoko- fuit gummy. bc she likes these and eats em in canon. also bananas bc of her hair

kokichi (the guy the anon likes)- grapes, specifically grape soda. similar to hajime with his orange juice, kokichi is depicted next to a bottle of grape soda labelled “panta” Once . and it became a fandom meme. also he ourple

shuichi- i’ve seen saiouma (kokichi/shuichi) shippers associate him with blueberries so that they match, which. okay 👍

rantaro- avocados. bc of his avocado green hair

korekiyo- spaghetti. bc he eats spaghetti at one point and everyone is like “how the fuck do you do that with your mask” (he is constantly wearing a mask that he never removes) and it is Not Explained

[stupidsketchpad]

hey guys. im here to rant about how 2econd 2ight 2eer (second sight seer) by will wood is secret life bigb's song because god its eerie how similar the song lyrics are to his character. AHEM (also spoilers for secret life)

My grip on my secrets slipping while I'm speaking in tongues

ok. this is a really good start lol. basically bigb's task don't mean much when he does weird shit anyway for fun and, quote from grian, "writes his own tasks"

Screaming at the top of my lungs in the confession booth

he's saying stuff that litterally makes no sense. even after his task is done he wont tell anyone (confession booth is kinda like people asking about your task after it's done. your confessing your task to someone)

Take it with a pillar of salt, H.A.L.T., it's not my fault

i got nothing man

The devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to

THIS LINE AHSHDHSHAH. THE SECRET KEEPER GIVES HIM THE TASKS CAUSE HE HAS TO BUT HE WANTS TO DO THEM ANYWAY ANDDDD MAKE THEM AS CONFUSING AS POSSIBLE. SECRET KEEPER COUNTS AS THE DEVIL HERE

I'm cut from a different kind of meat

More than you can chew, hard to swallow me

"what the hell are you doing??" is a common question he gets asked. hard to swallow. y'know

Forget bored stiff, I got rigor mortis, call it morbid curiosity

How I cannot commit to reality, when my third eye's open and I like what I see

he's doing shit for the sake of doing shit.

Baby, I may be crazy but I didn't lose it, no I set it free

AAAAA THIS LINE TOOO!!! ok so he didn't just randomly start lying in secret life. it was weird before that too! i cant speak for double but LIMITED LIFE he was also confusing people about being the boogeyman. basically that one meme with the "guy weird about everything but its drowned out by how weird about everything the other people are"

I can't ignore what's under dance floorboards, the rhythm of my heart a dead-as-disco beat

But I still move my feet

To slip out of this groove, I'm free

dont got much here but i think this is just him having fun, yknow

Now to row, row, row my boat over the falls

And maybe wake up from but a dream, yeah

"but a dream" is the games. there are three rows in the line. lose your lives to get the game over with.

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I didn't lose it babe

There wasn't much to find

once again, this wasnt the first time he was being weird!!!

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I'm only passing through

say weird shit, refuse to elaborate, leave.

Oh, oh, o-o-oh

If you knew what I knew, if you saw what I see

You'd look through illusions, hallucinations, and lucid dream

And I know that meaning can be such a pretty thing to keep

But I got facts and I'm not afraid to use 'em, take the good with the bad, take off the back you make a new front

evo, anyone? anyway this man knows about watchers and doesnt care. he knows! he just doesn't give that any meaning.

Some days I'm glad that I am a madman and I'd rather be that than

An amicable animal, mild-mannered cannibal

red lives and how bigb doesn't have the same bloodlust as they do. this guy doesn't kill much, he's like the most passive on the server. /srs

But I'm more level-headed and clever than ever and I'm getting better one forever at a time

how many people guessed any of bigb's tasks? that's right, zero! (if i remember correctly.) he's getting better at the games (btw the games being referred to as "forevers" is just ahshahdghs)

And if sick is defined by what's different, well then pull the plug out and let me die

not much here

Vice-versa, vice versus virtue

Well who I am I choose through all the things I do

AAAAAAAA HE CHOOSES HOW HE IS PERCEIVED BY THE OTHERS BY SAYING HIS STUFF YA GET WHAT IM SAYING

And if it rhymes, it's true, but I hate poetry

contradicting himself. easy peasy analysis here folks.

Now with my moral compass pointing south, I'm going down

With no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no respect for reality

could say this is going red! but also. "going down?" LIKE A HOLE? HE MADE A HOLE?????

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I didn't lose it babe

There wasn't much to find

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I'm only passing through

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I didn't lose it babe

There wasn't much to find

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

same stuff

A tourist passing through

Well that was fun, goodbye

he died. but hey, he had fun!

anyways thats all thank you for listening to me ramble about songs and minecraft i WILL do this again. sorry if this is incoherent i wrote it at 10:00 pm.

psst... moot... @bigb-enthusiast... would you like this?

[missrpmemes]

Shit my friends have said but they're ask memes

"There's no way I can answer that without incriminating myself. I plead the fifth"

"I may be spiritual, but these hands are physical and you can catch 'em for free"

"Your pants scream "I have a small dick"

"Some advice: become religious and pray to literally anything for help"

"You've made the critical mistake of "watch this"

"2 million dollars and we don't have a can opener?!"

"Look at him, isn't he so cute? I used to beat him up"

"I'm like doordash but for morphine"

"I can't see, turn up the volume"

"It's like if they were a stripper, and they were a gorilla. And it's great"

"Mean and gay are two of my best qualities"

"Day 1 of trying to convince my friend to fight a bear"

"I mean, if you're unemployed and unendowed, write a cookbook"

"Dabbing is a privilege, not a right"

"Yeah, that's true. People who get into situations like that are probably the same people who cross the street without looking"

"I'm going to break in to their house and move everything slightly to the left"

"________ once insulted me by saying "I hope your tombstone is written in comic sans" and I don't think i've ever recovered"

"________ is playing golf the way god intended”

"The rules of the road are for NPC's"

"Traumatic brain damage! Part of a balanced breakfast."

“A hex upon thy house! It’s called a lawsuit!”

“If there’s a clown in my bed right now I’m killing you myself”

"Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast"

"The Holy Trinity of Cooking: Air Fryer, Rice Cooker, Microwave."

“Alright, I’ve powered up a little bit. Lets go ruin that old man’s day”

"Tiddies does not excuse war crimes, _________"

"Any dick is detachable if you try hard enough"

"Goddamn. How long has it been since I destroyed Brazil, and people still consider me a warmonger? Like. Goddamn. Get over it."

"I'm too pretty to know how to do this"

"If it quacks like a duck, it's probably a witch"

“I love being right and correct and sexy”

“I can read but u have to spell it with an Australian accent”

"I give a pass to the murderer-- I draw the line at the capitalist"

"I'm not saying I could fix him, but I could fuck him"

“I drink Diet Coke, I fear no rice”

"We have a lot to do in church today! First: we ritually sacrifice Sonic."

[lexezombie]

(MASSIVE POST! SORRY!)

Friend: what if Vox had kids when he was alive?

Me: SAY NO MORE!

---

Welcome to my unhinged obsession with next gens and crafting my own lore! SO to start it off we need to talk about human Vox

I personally like the name a lot of people have been using for him. Vaughn.

How old was he? 30-40, unspecified rip

I made my own design for it (including a human disguise for his demon form, like I did with Alastor)

We were talking about how he could've died and ended up memeing about the idea his child killed him to take his company/money

(we also talked about the idea he was a televangelist scam artist while alive, maybe he did that to gain money before trying to start a company)

SO I RAN WITH IT!

Made his son: Graham

drew him as an 18 year old -- two days before he smashed his dads head through the television.

So, Graham is basically a pastors kid (His moms a red head btw)

Graham got a bit greedy of his dad not loaning him money after he hit 18, so he decided to do the rational thing and,,, ykno,,, kill em (as one does) and took over the (at the time small) company and grew it MASSIVE

fast forward to the 60s where Graham has kids of his own, twins:

Eliot & Janet

AIGHT GRAHAM IS AN AWFUL DAD-- he's controlling, forced his religion onto his kids and used it to control them via fear.

Once Graham hits old age (80s), Eliot takes over the company and Janet starts her own

She's vain and greedy, he's a liar and little hater; they both try and appeal to the younger generation despite being in their 50s -- Janet dyes her hair and has an addiction to botox, while Eliot smokes weed on livestreams and insults his ex-wife on reddit

(both have ex-partners btw; Eliot has 1, Janet has 4)

Eliot hates his dad and wanted to put him in a nursing home, but Janet loves him and won't let that happen. But old habits die hard and like the loveable father he is, Graham cuts the twins breaks in their car and gets them killed

NOW THEY'RE IN HELL!

They start going by Ex + Prima, find out their grandpa is a bigshot in Hell and instantly go to see him -- Ex? Hates his grandpa. Prima? LOVES her grandpa

He's connected to the internet back up in the land of the living because he put a microchip into his brain; Sometimes he gets pop-ups that his old employees click on and unwanted updates on stock markets

Their monitors are actually just screens and are removable - under it their faces are fucked

I got more info but I'll make them proper refs eventually for all that <3

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and yes; they're based on elon musk + jeff bezos and daft punk lol

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

The Seven Brothers/Seitsemän veljestä as memes

because they’ve been my hyperfixations for months now and I really want to write a modern au fic with em

Lezgo

The teacher: Juhani, can you read this psalm for us?

Juhani: no I cannot

Juhani: what up I’m Jussi I’m 25 and I never fucken learned how to read

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Juhani and Tuomas: *fighting half-naked*

Simeoni, slapping their tits: cover them up, sluts

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Lauri, drunk off his ass, pointing at the bulls: look at all those chickens!

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Lauri, drunk of his ass: alright let’s tell each others secrets about ourselves. I’mma go first. I. Hate you

Lauri: except Tuomas and Eero :3

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Juhani, trying to flirt with Venla: yo bro, I had a dream we fucked

Venla: *gesturing towards their children* ??

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Simeoni after babysitting for his brothers: you’ve had sex, I’ve had enough

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The brothers: *telling a scary story*

Their horse: good evening

The brothers: *dying*

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Tuomas: *carrying food*

Timo: BOO!

Tuomas: AAH! Staph, I could’ve dropped my ✨pulla✨

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Eero, hiding behind a wall: BOO!

Lauri: AAH! Fuck you!

Timo: *snorts*

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Juhani, sorting things after their hut burned down: alright, who wants to ride in the-

Eero: SHOTGUN!

Timo: aww, but you had it on the way her- AAH?!

Eero, holding a shotgun: no, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *loads it*

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Juhani and Venla, singing: and caaaan you feeel the looove

Aapo: toNiiiIIIighhhh-

Juhani and Venla:

Aapo:

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Timo: today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

Tuomas:

Timo, showing a picture of Eero: the benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed less

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Eero: WHAT THE FUCK, JUSSI?? No, WHAT did you SAY?! STEP THE FUCK UP, JUSSI

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Venla: *burps*

Juhani: woooah <3

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Juhani, serenading Venla: I love you

BIITCH

I ain’t gon ever stop loving you

Bitch <3